Tales of Angrish
An Angry Marine finds himself in Equestira. This can't end well.
"ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!"
- Angry Marine Battle cry
When an Angry Marine finds himself in Equestria, how will he cope in the bright, colourful, unangry cartoon land? Will he return to shove a chair up the ass of the sorcerer who sent him there?
I have seriously no idea what the hell I am writing, this came to me at 4am in the morning, well past the point were my brain is making sound, logical choices. Lets just see where this goes and hope it doesn't get any more pants-on-head retarded than it already is.
-Warning: This story contains lots of VERY coarse language and an angry as hell Space Marine in Equestria. Don't say I didn't warn you.
20087 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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12 Chapters:
- WHERE THE @#$! AM I? 2012-09-13 11:18:55 UTC2772
- MORE SLAANESHI FAGS? 2012-09-12 09:05:16 UTC1433
- YOU’RE A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER. 2012-09-13 11:18:36 UTC1324
- BUTTER 2012-09-17 04:13:32 UTC2443
- RETURN TO FAGGOTVILLE 2012-11-12 03:27:35 UTC1544
- COME GET US FAGGOTS! 2012-12-04 09:48:46 UTC1116
- HURRY UP YOU SLOW FUCKS 2013-01-08 05:43:22 UTC1255
- TRUE RAAAAAAAAGEE 2013-05-14 01:17:11 UTC1812
- WHERE'S MY POWERFEET, DIPSHIT?! 2013-07-03 05:33:49 UTC1408
- I'M BUSY HORNFUCKER 2013-08-16 02:14:25 UTC1599
- THAT SHITHEAD DID WHAT NOW? 2013-11-04 14:16:05 UTC1364
- FUCK YEAH 2013-11-06 11:10:22 UTC2017