Discord was completely wasted, drunk beyond belief when he decided to regain his strength by causing chaos anywhere possible, just to get a little something back. Unfortunately, this caused the premature deaths of two people who truly didn't want to so much as leave their current cities of residence. The rest, as they say, is history as these two intrepid G's adventure through a new country populated by small horses, going from town to town and trying to find a way back without getting killed in some comical way.

Picture courtesy of some niggas we don't know. Fuck them. If this isn't entirely obvious, this is going to be a parody of your average Self-Insert Human in Equestria story. Please, don't take this shit seriously, it's a joke on our parts.

Collab involving both me and Lucius Seneca (We Are The Resistance is our shared account, with Redeem, Revive, Revolt as our first collab).