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Shining Armor is a Goddamn Moron

by Clopficsinthecomments
Shining Armor is trying to be a better father. His little filly, Flurry Heart, has grown up so fast... she's almost 16! But things seems to be so distant between the two of them... is there some way that he could regain her love?

Shining Armor has been forced into an extended sabbatical by the Princesses. Their reasoning was clear: in the peaceful era that has followed Twilight Sparkle's ascendancy to the throne, Shining needs to spend more time with his family, and particularly his daughter, Flurry Heart.

The precocious teen is fifteen years of age and rapidly approaching her sixteenth birthday. But she's not the little foal that Shining enjoyed spending so much father-daughter time with. The halcyon days of cute little Flurry playing on his knee are long gone, replaced with a prickly and complicated teenage filly.

Will the oblivious and goofy Shining Armor be able to navigate the difficulties of modern-day fatherhood? Will he follow the strange guiding voices which direct his decisions?

Or is he simply falling into an elaborate love-trap of Flurry and Cadence's design?

FIND OUT!


This is my entry into the June 2019 Wincest Contest!


This story is a fun little experiment I've been planning to try for some time: at the end of each chapter I'm going to present the fimfic readers with a strawpoll to choose from a few different options that our plucky protagonist can pursue. Inspired by the awesome Starscribe! Join in and see if the community will
be able to guide Shining to his goal before the end of the month!


Will likely contain: Incest / MF / teenage foalcon

FYI the Equestria in this story is located in a deep gravity well, so all characters are over ten million years old in Earth years and therefore 100% not illegal.

Complete
Porn
Fetish
Comedy
Sex
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
SPF

53334 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read

16 Chapters:

  1. It runs in the family 2019-06-06 02:07:04 UTC
    3158
  2. Scotch can give you some crazy ideas 2019-06-06 23:40:07 UTC
    1565
  3. First contact 2019-06-07 16:42:39 UTC
    2725
  4. Battle Plans! 2019-06-09 23:11:05 UTC
    2998
  5. Teaching 'Essential' Skills 2019-06-11 21:55:45 UTC
    2879
  6. The Student Body 2019-06-13 16:54:34 UTC
    3710
  7. Flurry goes prompt critical 2019-06-14 23:25:05 UTC
    4525
  8. The Date Begins! 2019-06-17 01:10:35 UTC
    2078
  9. A stroll in the park 2019-06-19 02:25:50 UTC
    2851
  10. With great power comes 2019-06-23 02:24:01 UTC
    4584
  11. Sisterly Advice 2019-06-29 14:59:54 UTC
    3289
  12. All's well... 2019-07-01 06:05:08 UTC
    6108
  13. that... 2019-07-01 21:11:02 UTC
    2048
  14. ends... 2019-07-03 06:01:05 UTC
    3042
  15. ...wet! 2019-07-05 00:02:04 UTC
    3261
  16. BEST ENDING ACHIEVED: GIGANUT 2019-07-06 04:09:55 UTC
    4513