
Truancy
Book One: Hooky, Playing
First Arc: ‘The Rough Arc’ or ‘Foundational Introductions’ (Ch. 0.5 - 5)
Second Arc: ‘Baltimare’ or ‘Learning How to Be a Foal’ (Ch. 6 - 14.5, 15.5 - 15.9, 17)
Celestial Arc: ‘How to Cake Your Princess’ or ‘When the Sun Is Off the Clock’ (Ch. 0.5, 4, 9, 13.8, 15.9, 16.6, ongoing)
Lunar Arc: ‘The Heroines’ Guild of Equestria’ or ‘What’s the Deal with The Moon?’ (Ch. 6.5, 16.5, ongoing)
Third Arc: ‘Everybody Loves Small Town Ponies’ or ‘We Want Grand Pear Now’ (Ch. 16 - current)
Follow one human who intentionally goes to Equestria and arrives with just enough wherewithal to know that things are not as expected.
He is happy to watch this wonderful world from the sidelines, but life is not a spectator sport.
Journey with our protagonist as he attempts to avoid exposure and covertly ride the ripples of change inherent to this venture into Equus in this first installment of Truancy.
This is a HiE, human turned, with some elements of RGRE.
Mature tag for combination of adult situations, humor, and language will be present.
**Warning: Lowbrow Humor will be present**
Some genre tags and other character tags did not fit in the allotted space. Sorry.
Image from Equestria Daily, "Drawfriend Stuff #130," July 15, 2011. (Has elements of realism and humor that I thought portrayed the feel I'm going for with this story.) Also, I think that picture is hilarious.





45 Chapters:
- 0.5: Prologue... 2024-02-03 21:29:03 UTC2884
- 1: Incursion 2024-02-03 21:21:08 UTC3861
- 2: Just Breathe 2024-05-22 09:15:23 UTC3566
- 2.5: A Little Spiral Behind a Coil 2024-05-24 19:05:08 UTC3626
- 3: Stow Away 2024-05-31 07:47:55 UTC5035
- 4: Case #24-6-01 - Initial Incident Report (Special Edition: Now Featuring One Whole Cake Joke) 2024-06-07 08:06:37 UTC2926
- 5: The Milkmare 2024-06-14 08:37:01 UTC3984
- 6: First Night Indoors 2024-06-21 07:20:44 UTC3854
- 6.5: Adrift on a Sea of Night -part one- (with Translations) 2024-06-28 08:00:32 UTC4769
- 7: Visitors 2024-07-05 08:05:38 UTC5325
- 8: First Friend 2024-07-12 10:21:39 UTC4101
- 9: Drunken Schoolcolt - - Special Edition: I Took It Up A Notch ( • ̀ω•́ )✧ 2024-07-26 07:11:09 UTC6163
- 10: Case #24-6-01 - Primary Survey of Scene 2024-08-02 08:44:26 UTC3908
- 11: A Vision Planted Softly 2024-08-09 22:52:03 UTC4759
- 12: The End of the Last Day of Spring, This Year 2024-08-16 08:07:11 UTC5076
- 13: West Baltimare Public Library 2024-08-30 08:23:47 UTC3771
- 13.5: West Baltimare Public Library (Part B) 2024-09-06 07:50:27 UTC5565
- 13.7: Case #24-6-01 - At the Station 2024-09-13 23:56:52 UTC4522
- 13.8: Early Morning in Canterlot - - (Special Edition - Don't Drop the Cake) 2024-09-14 00:13:07 UTC2757
- 13.99 Violet Vector 2024-09-14 00:36:19 UTC911
- 14: How to Meet Your Stallion 2024-09-20 07:43:27 UTC2852
- 14.5: How to **Really** Meet Your Stallion 2024-09-20 07:43:58 UTC4337
- 15: The Hot Car and Safety Information 2024-09-27 08:16:10 UTC4035
- 15.1: You Can Tell Me, I'm a Doctor 2024-10-04 08:30:15 UTC5843
- 15.2: And Don't Call Me, 'Shirley.' 2024-10-11 08:02:47 UTC4507
- 15.5: Post Hoc (to be continued) 2024-10-18 07:52:44 UTC3657
- 15.6: Ergo Propter Hoc (see? i told you it would continue) 2024-10-18 07:59:26 UTC3648
- 15.7: West Baltimare Public Library 33 1/3 2024-10-25 08:21:27 UTC1926
- 15.8: The Full House 2024-10-25 08:21:37 UTC2279
- 15.9: Totally Un-Coral - - (Special Edition - The Five-Second Rule) 2024-10-25 08:23:15 UTC1948
- 16: Just Know That I Have a Whole Bag of 'Shh!' With Your Name on It 2024-11-01 20:42:14 UTC4919
- 16.1: I Didn't Spend Six Years at Pony Medical School to Be Called 'Mister.' Thank You. 2024-11-08 09:55:10 UTC5543
- 16.2: Who Throws a Mrs. Cup Cake? Honestly. 2024-11-15 08:52:46 UTC5665
- 16.3: Is This Place Going Pears Up, Or What? 2024-11-29 09:23:58 UTC7862
- 16.4: There Really Is Nothing Like A Shorn Pearskin. It’s Breathtaking; I Suggest You Try It. 2024-12-06 08:58:09 UTC4000
- 16.5: Adrift on a Sea of Night -part two- (with Translations) 2024-12-13 09:16:26 UTC4843
- 16.6 I’ll Make Love-makers and Flank-breakers Out Of’m, Ma’am. - - (Special Edition - Always Open! ಠ_ಠ ) 2024-12-20 09:31:55 UTC5656
- 16.7: So, Shall We Pear Now, Or Shall We Pear Later? 2024-12-27 23:24:16 UTC3981
- 16.8: Wait A Tick. That Means I’m A Pear Again! Oh, Behave~ 2025-01-03 09:53:07 UTC4325
- 16.9: Those Are Pear-Tight. How Do You Pear Into Those Apples, Baby? 2025-01-11 00:21:53 UTC3876
- 16.99 You Can Start By Pearing Me A Drink. 2025-01-12 14:59:04 UTC2316
- 17: Plot-licker, Our Prices Have Never Been Lower! 2025-01-17 21:23:37 UTC5758
- 17.1: Snip, Snap, Snip! You Have No Idea The Physical Toll That Having Three Pears Has On A Pony. 2025-01-26 20:32:30 UTC4804
- 17.2 Question: What Pear Is Best? That’s A Ridiculous Question. 2025-02-02 13:00:50 UTC3530
- 17.3 Fact: Pears Eat Treats... Pears. Beets. Applestar Equestria. 2025-02-07 19:59:42 UTC6669