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Good Stallions Don't...

by Pillowfight
Paul the human thinks stallions and mares should be equals! What a weirdo. Cute butt, though. Which of Ponyville's lovely ladies will be the one to tame his fiery personality?

Paul the human brought a lot of strange ideas over when he came to Equestria. He says stallions aren’t just for love and sex — in fact, he thinks stallions and mares should be equal! He’s a real weirdo, and he’d be a lot more attractive if he smiled more, but the kind and tolerant mares of Ponyville are willing to give him a chance.

Will Paul’s unmasculine ways leave him lonely and frustrated forever, or will he finally attract a mare who can see through to his sweet, obedient core? It should be easy for a stallion to find love: he just has to remember all of the things good stallions don’t do...

Come along and spend a little time in my own version of Reverse Gender Role Equestria. A world full of thirsty mares eager to fulfill every male fantasy... while also being unbearably sexist and condescending. You can expect hardcore clop with a light plot full of institutional sexism, slutty microaggressions, sexual bullying, coerced consent and gaslighting girlbosses. Please skip this story if that doesn’t sound like it could be fun, or brings up bad memories. Otherwise, get ready for relentless humiliation from sweet and well meaning mares, wrapped up with a romantic happy ending!

Kinks include: dirty talk, topping from the bottom, small penis appreciation, anal sex, threeways, light homoeroticism, and step-incest. (May contain traces of real incest.) All the participants are adults, and horny as hell.

Complete
Sex
Profanity
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Human
Porn
Fetish
Comedy
 
AOCRD

31523 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read

11 Chapters:

  1. ... put career over family 2024-01-07 16:08:27 UTC
    2013
  2. ...try to do a mare's job 2024-01-07 16:08:35 UTC
    2932
  3. ...play hard to get 2024-01-10 13:12:58 UTC
    5199
  4. ...act ungrateful when mares are nice to them 2024-01-15 12:28:54 UTC
    3830
  5. ...spoil their minds with education 2024-01-18 17:23:49 UTC
    2735
  6. ...spend too much time with other stallions 2024-01-21 19:26:24 UTC
    3409
  7. ...go on too many dates 2024-01-24 22:24:18 UTC
    3123
  8. ...turn evil and try to take over Equestria 2024-01-28 01:19:21 UTC
    2427
  9. ...or get picked up in bars. 2024-02-02 22:55:55 UTC
    1305
  10. But good stallions do... live happily ever after. 2024-02-02 22:56:03 UTC
    2606
  11. Epilogue: One year later... 2024-02-06 23:28:41 UTC
    1944