Hey You, Down There: Discord's Guide to Clopfics
Discord teaches you how to write about sex. Trust me, you guys really need the help.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Don't judge my writing from this story, I hate it now.
Discord and Pinkie Pie. You know these two would be a great comedic pair. So they became the hosts of a show or whatever about helping people with their problems. When someone wants their help about writing a clopfic, it's their job to not only teach, but to teach the proper, correct methods.
The right way may not be what you think...
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12 Chapters:
- I Clopped To This Chapter 2012-12-15 01:50:43 UTC3153
- I Got Hard Writing This Chapter 2012-12-27 14:50:04 UTC2702
- I Came (AT NIGHT) 2013-01-04 22:17:03 UTC2587
- The Rejizz Period 2013-10-19 16:08:51 UTC2912
- Now They Wear Clothes! 2013-11-23 19:03:54 UTC2502
- But Some of Them Don't 2013-11-27 16:14:16 UTC2172
- They Can Be Revealing 2013-12-02 03:23:22 UTC2209
- It Can Be Voluntary 2013-12-28 18:11:07 UTC1948
- Pair the Spades, because I DON'T KNOW 2014-01-16 17:11:17 UTC2681
- Jump Up, Make A Sound... 2014-02-08 00:19:42 UTC2392
- Final Stage: Bloodlines 2014-03-08 21:20:58 UTC5694
- Sexier Than Ever 2015-01-16 20:06:37 UTC1534