Chapters You wake up lying on a cold floor with the most terrible headache you've ever experienced. Everything is blurry and dark. You are incredibly tired and it's hard to think. You attempt to rub your eyes but your hands are stopped by a mask, feeling around for a few minutes you recognize it as some kind of a gas mask. Also you are wearing dark rubbery gloves and boots which almost reach up to your knees, a broad utility belt around your waist keeps the dark green, heavy woven pants up. The chest piece is combination of a dark gray and black turtleneck pullover and a dark bullet proof vest which only covers the ribcage. You stand up and bump into some metallic arms above you, they extend out of the wall. It looks like the average man could sit comfy on the lowest while being held in place by the middle arm, the top arm seems to sport some kind of helmet, looks like you fell out of that thing at some point.
Time slows down from the adrenaline...why? You are as calm as one can be in such a situation. Confronted with a bunch of rage crazed ponies and a griffon brute that could snap your neck anytime. Time slows down even more, to a point of standing still. This can hardly be the consequence of adrenaline, you also don't feel pumped. What the hell?!
Time accelerates quickly back to normal again. You managed to put enough distance between you and the tan mare to avoid her attack. Her buck goes into the air ”What in the hay?!” Twilight is now rushing towards you and the blonde.
You wake up. A slight pain...everywhere, but it could be worse. You hear beeping sounds, has to be one of these things to monitor heartbeats, what where they called, ECG? You try to shift a little, but your movement is stopped. Arms and legs are cuffed to the bed, but you don't really care, it's warm and cozy under your blanket.
She puts the clipboard away satisfied and comes back to the head of the bed. Putting on a worried face she asks ”What did you do? Did you have a brawl with a dozen manticores or a full grown dragon?” then she leans in on you, examining your many healed injuries and looking for an answer written on you.
You just hope that it's not going to be as awkward as with Rainbow & Gilda. You wait outside the Day Spa for Rarity, a short time passes and she emerges from the spa again. As soon as the door is closed she starts
You look at a passerby, no clothes “You mean...naked?”
”Hello and welcome to the Ponyville Day Spa.” you are immediately cornered by two ponies
The tour ends a few minutes later, the place isn't that big.
Noon barely passed and you are beaten already, maybe you meet Nurse Redheart somewhere, that would be nice.
You still hesitate, Rarity notices that, her horn glows in a light cornflower blue and your sheets are swooped away from your loins. Now you are stark naked.
She levitates a white piece of cloth in front of your face. No words needed; you grab it and wrap it around your waist.
“I already met Rainbow Dash and Gilda this morning, they said that it's alright and that they bear no grudges towards me. I still offered them my help with anything they want.”
It is your fault...you walk to her and kneel down, she avoids eye contact. You give her a tight hug and she breaks completely in your arms, letting her tears loose.
You give her a peck on the forehead and take your leave. The last thing she said sounded hopeless, she doesn't deserve all this, none of them does.
Anyway, you have a pink pony to find!
After a few minutes of walking, you come to a somewhat shaggy looking house, it's not really big. One window is nailed shut and it looks like it was never cleaned before. A lone spider is building a web under the balcony.
It's still hard to see, and it's messy as hell from what you CAN see. At least it doesn't smell as bad as it looks, he! That would knock you unconscious on your first breath!
You walk to her bed and sit down, it smells like old candy.
Against all odds, you did manage to make everything even worse. Damn it.
Later that Sunday.
...
...
Rarity clears her throat embarrassed ”I met Twilight yesterday and told her about your plan, she was...positively excited. We will meet her later today, Rainbow and Gilda will also come. We will plan any further steps together, now eat up and don't let the Spa Ponies wait.”
You make yourself comfortable and start reading, the book features many illustrations and has a big font, making it is easy to understand and quick to read. By the time you're 2/3 trough with it, the Spa Ponies find you and tell you that you're done for the day.
The Golden Oaks Library comes into sight, Rarity just entered. You let Rainbow push you to the door...because you are lazy, that's why.
You explain your plan to them, step by step. They listen intent.
Now lets get to Pinkamena, hopefully she has calmed down. Her house looks just as awful as yesterday an the door is still open. It would be troublesome if she locked it.
You look for Mayor Mare, she will probably have something useful since she is the mayor. Arrangements are quickly made as you mention the Pinkie Plan, the party will take place in the Ponyville Town Hall, Mayor Mare is more than happy to help!
You head to the library, outside you can hear voices you recognize but can't remember by whom. Anyway, you go inside, close the door behind you and-
For now you take care of the invitation stuff, Twilight produces a list quickly.
Twilight brings you a new list.
You stand up and face the group of ponies (and a griffon!). They probably expected this since you have their attention immediately and huge, not so innocent grins are plastered on the faces of most of them.
With six times more writing power, the work is quickly done. Twilight actually DOES use her magic to write the letters, but only one by one and she constantly consoles Applejack for her bad grammar. Fluttershy is watching you all the time, but every time you look at her to read her face she averts her gaze and acts like she didn't do anything. Gilda gets almost beaten up by Rarity for her unreadable writing! And Rainbow Dash makes it a competition and writes more than twice as much as every single one of the others!
“Gilda! Not like that! No! No! No!” Rarity is in despair “An 'O' has no nooks! And don't change the size of the letters all the time!”
You wonder where Spike is at, bet he had a good idea about all this...all in all it's pretty fun and somehow you manage to stay awake as well. But you're at your limit.
Over the course of breakfast, Twilight tells you what happened. In short:
You read the rest of the book, Vol. III focuses mainly on...happy...endings.
What now? Oh, yes, there will be a huge amount of guests at the party, time to make arrangements!
Mr. & Mrs. Cake at Sugarcube Conrner are thrilled with your idea. They like Pinkie a lot, and so they will provide Cakes and Cupcakes for the party. Even though it is a huge order, they deny payment.
You look for her at the library: Not here.
Now you have some spare time, probably a good idea to talk with Redheart for further information and possible plans for growing old together. You still need to thank her properly, without her advise you still wouldn't know what to do. Just thinking about her is giving you a warm feeling, the sooner you meet her the better.
You can't continue to argue with yourself, Redheart opens the door and gestures you to come in. She isn't wearing her nurse's hat and her hair falls freely over her shoulders. She looks fabulous.
And so you are stuck with telling her your plan, you are getting better at that every time you have to do it. Or maybe it's because she works in a hospital and treated Pinkie before.
Walking around town aimlessly is the only thing you can bring yourself to now...your crush must think you're nuts.
A few moments later you are walking through the market, they really have a lot of food here. Apparently flowers are not only for decoration for ponies...
Something feels uncomfortable. The few ponies in the area leave casually. No one in sight. A feeling of vulnerability overtakes you, like someone is watching you. You look around, then you spot her.
You spin around and look for what she is doing as you hear a low gust of air. With a single flap of her wings she catapults herself from her aerie and right in front of you.
You can't think much further though, as you turn your head to the other side, trying to follow her movement, she pushes you from your blind spot into an alleyway. Only one question strikes your mind: Is she going to beat you up? If so you are fucked!
Your protests are muffled my her talon. A moment later you can feel the outline of her beak on the base of your neck, her tongue rolls over your skin and even tickles a bit. You pray that this is just a weird kiss but your hopes are shattered when she bites down, hard.
Your body fails you in any attempt to escape, you can only endure her treatment. It goes on for what feels like an eternity, the wound eventually ceases bleeding. Gilda looks into your eyes but you look down, not wanting to provoke her any further with a stupid stare.
You keep an eye to the sky as you walk back to Twilight's place, only Spike is there
”So...” she gestures you to follow and you both start walking ”...yer can't remember a thing, 'at right?”
She tells you all about what happened, Pinky of course didn't want to come along at first, but once they dragged her there and she rode the first huge rollercoaster she enjoyed herself quite a bit. She wasn't her old self by far, but she made the first step towards that. By the time Applejack is done explaining all the delicious apple treats she tasted you both arrive at Sweet Apple Acres.
You enter the barn.
There are numerous members of the Apple Family present to which you get introduced, Some of them you already met, some others not so much.
After the food orgy is over Apple Fritter gives you a tight hug and takes her leave, Applejack sits herself next to you. Your eyes wander over the table.
You really did eat way too much, but you regret nothing. Applejack leads you to a hill on the farm with a single apple tree on top of it. Both of you lie against the trunk and enjoy the view, the entire Sweet Apple Acres are visible from here.
A dreamless nap envelops you, but you wake up with a bad feeling.Damn that's starting to get bothersome.
You stand up and turn your back to her. If you were a girl this would be super embarrassing to the sun and beyond. The buttons are opened quickly and your pants slide down little, exposing your butt cheeks only.
You just look at her, now she's drawing circles in the dirt.
You still wanted to visit Pinkie, but maybe you should give her some room.
With a final smirk of hers you wave her goodbye and finally make your way to the spa. Always an eye to the skies. Never know what griffon comes swooping down on you.
You go back inside and tidy up a little, then Rarity comes back.
You just nope everything weird out, it doesn't even make sense.
You step inside, maybe you can get Pinkies permission to do a little cleaning here and there. Someone is talking upstairs, and it's a well known accent.
The next few weeks all go the same: Work in the spa, make Apple Cider with Applejack, get systematical abused by Pinkie Pie.
The party is scheduled for tomorrow. Twilight sits in front of you with a long list in front of her, Twilight loves her lists.
Today the infamous Dash & Gilda duo arranged a meeting with a mare for you that wants to help you with the decorations. This is the last step, after that you can't do much more.
On the way to the shop Ditzy Doo tells you about how much she loves muffins and that she loves making them just as much, she is just as obsessed with muffins as the Apple Family is with apples!
“Derpy...”
With an Derpy backpack you make your way to Pinky's home, her door stands open like usual. You enter and call out for her.
The three of you arrive at the Town Square, Derpy still on your back. Pinkymena lets out a shrill shriek of horror as she sees the decorations, there are several booths and games set up already, the Town Hall is part dancefloor part buffet and the upper levels of the building are set up to give certain ponies some privacy, whatever that means...
Derpy tells you some incredible stories over some muffins, about how she witnessed Sombra's defeat in the Crystal Kingdom and how she got VIP status at one of the Canterlot Galas. To wrap it up, you got a new friend. And she's a clumsy one!
The next day.
The Town Square is already busy, even though it's early, several ponyvillians are already here, setting up some booths or games or whatever they think is fun. No doubt some ponies will try to make a profit here, but you made sure that the guests do not have to pay for anything.
Next is Rarity, you wonder how she's holding up. She made a ludicrous amount of costumes, you would have helped her, but she refused your offer, something about originality could be heard between all the whining.
On your first haul you walk with Rainbow.
In your next haul you walk with Applejack, in your many Apple Cider squeezing sessions you have come to enjoy her company greatly. Even if she's making some funny suggestions sometimes. She has taken a huge load of costumes and has trouble balancing it half the way.
A talon grabs you by the collar and pulls you out of the cloth mountain suddenly.
No pony was spared from the texan laughter that was heard that day, it was an embarrassing day...
From this point on you prefer to haul your loads with Big McIntosh. Oh fucking Celestia, Applejack will probably sing like a bird about this, shiiiiiiiiiit!
You think about the Gilda's flock thing and go to Rarity's stand. She is sorting and hanging the costumes in her makeshift wardrobe, readying herself for tonight. It's actually a house sized tent she set up here, but that makes it only more eyecatching.
Noon already.
The sun slowly sets, it's time.
You put the microphone down again and go inside, searching for something. Shit.
After the connector is plugged you go back to the balcony, now the lightning is on and every one can see you bright as day. You grab the micrphone and finally start.
You blend in with the guests, every one is wearing quirky costumes. You meet Derpy and she shows you proudly her paper bag costume, real nice... Outside are the booths and games, and you think you see Rainbow and Appleblonde competing at the horseshoe throwing thing.
You leave them to their competitions and make your way to Rarity's costume stand. She is dispensing them hastily, telling every single pony that receives a costume to make sure to visit the Carousel Boutique some time. Smart pony.
Back to the buffet, the Apple Cider is a hit...of course Pinky is there, drinking barrels of the stuff alongside Rainbowjack...or was it Apple Dash? Pinky walks over to you when she sees you nomming away at the food. She looks like a ninja, complete in a skin tight black suit and golden night vision goggles on her forehead.
A few other carriages arrive, bigger ones this time. The pony that comes now...you recognize her immediately, even though you haven't seen her before personally.
At some point you meet with Nurse Redheart, but sadly the magic of your crush is gone. You haven't seen her for too long, well, it was nice while it lasted. You decide to tell her all about it and many laughs were shared. It wouldn't have worked out anyway.
As the evening progresses the younger ones go to bed.
Twilight the bearded tugs at your arm.
Princess Celestia has to put all her concentration into her spell, she grits her teeth and the magic glow intensifies tenfold for a moment before it is over.
You meet with Redheart once more, you ask her to give you a crash course in dancing desperately and she leads you to the private rooms in the Town Halls upper level.
”I can't dance.” then she gives you a quick peck on the cheek and runs out of the room like a high school pony.
Man, those drinks rock. Berry Punch sure knows what she's doing, you have to compliment her some time. After you walked around the party and found none of the six you hear a commotion, s shriek and something breaking. You run there instantly, three dog like creatures are making trouble!
You break the circle that has formed around them and walk up to them in big strides, you blame your brash actions on the alcohol in your system.
After she has finally calmed down she looks in your eyes while still holding on to you, her eyes are still teary and her lip quivers. You give her the most compassionate smile you can muster and she presses her head into your chest, letting out what fear she has left over in a set of soft sobs.
A short time later something gently tugs you, you turn and see your probably by now fan #1, Fluttershy. Feels good seeing her smiling again, she mumbles something, but with the music and the general noise a big crowd produces you can't hear a thing.
The evening turns night and night eventually turns late-night.
Just good that you can't really remember much of that anymore the next day!
05 - Life Without Griffons
The party was a success, except for the drinks. Berry Punch made them harder and harder as the night progressed.
You are at the train station, hugging Gilda and stuff.
Pinkie wants to throw a after farewell party, but you talk her out of it. This mare knows no bounds.
Later that day at your house: You are cleaning, it smells like griffon and the bedroom smells like griffon sex, you have to burn the sheets to get rid of the smell, actually, while at it you can burn the mattress as well, it's all torn up and shit anyway. Gilda never cared about being careful with her talons...
You drop the broom and walk over to her, kneel down and inspect her belly. Touching, feeling and patting, but there is nothing.
Living on the fringe of Ponyville has it's perks, no pony is bothered when you burn something outside, like...your bed. Now you need a new one though.
You do the cleaning and the shopping, the bed is going to be delivered tomorrow, why does every pony hates you?
As the sun sets you make your way to Fluttershy's cottage, you just realized...what if she means it romantic?
It's already dark outside, the fireplace illuminates what the candle doesn't. But because of the candle you can't see her face and likewise, it bothers her so she moves around and sits herself right next to you. She is beaming, you don't like the way it progresses. Hopefully she just wants to make it a pleasurable experience, she didn't confess to you yet.
Don't do something stupid now you pony!
Nooooo!
That sure wasn't the best of you, now you feel like an ass-hole.
The world around you quakes, the floor crumbles into the endless pitch black abyss.
And sounds like there are a lot of ponies at the local bookstore as you get closer to it. Like, a HUGE lot, not as huge as your bed, but still a damn lot.
You walk and walk, but the end of the line just isn't coming into view. Maybe that's because the waiting line is making a bend at every second corner smartass?
If she got that? AJ isn't the brightest, well, Twilight will probably help her out on that.
Applejack is coming your way.
At an moment where Rainbow is occupied with her food, Applejack slaps your ass and gives you a suggestive wink.
And then, the both of you reach the counter. At this point Rainbow is hopping around you in Pinkie Pie style.
But you don't walk without a destination, Twilight is a bookworm, she must have an ace up her sleeve! Dash isn't even looking where you are going, instead she buries her face in your chest and complains about her no-leaf clover luck.
Shortly after you started, Rainbow comes inside the library with a total of six books. She drops them on the table next to you and almost drools in anticipation, staring at Twilight.
Evening approaches. You relax in your huge bed...which is huge by the way. Did you already mention that you like huge things like...huge beds?
Applejack places the pie on your table and makes herself comfortable on the couch, or she would if that were possible “Argh! Yer really should get a new couch Anon, this one isn't good fer nopony anymore.” she rubs her hindquarters. “D'yer knew that ol' Davenport's expandin'?”
You! Have! NO! Guts!
You throw yourself on your huge bed and bury your face in your hands.
There are other humans in Equestria
-Anonymous
You put that thing away where it doesn't get stolen, now you can forget that. At some point you will go looking for them eventually, until you do that though, you can settle down here in Ponyville.
Your mind relaxes and you drift off into sleep. A bad sleep.
”WAKE UUUUP!!!”
Except for a exceptionally clingy Fluttershy the day progresses as usual. Maybe you should ask Twilight about your nightmares, she knows stuff...
You knock the door open and enter, there she sits, reading like she does so often.
06 - Daring Do and the tricky Applejack
It's deep winter and fucking cold!
Applejack and Fluttershy are now not subtle anymore with their approaches at all. Somehow you fucked it up completely...
They are now chatting, but you can't understand a thing. Sounds like they are leaving, Fluttershy, you just got promoted to personal hero of the day!
Rainbow plays in the opponent's team, she is fast, but her solo play is her weakness. When you mockingly tell her that she stops going in solo...and kicks your ass.
Rainbow can read that in your face, she squees even more “You like it! I knew you'd like it! It's the complete Daring Do collection, awesome right?!”
You lie on your back with Dash in your arms, oh man, this is an awkwardly long hug for bros...
And by little, you mean the first quarter of the book. Before you know it, it's evening already. Dash has a good taste when it comes to books.
Applejack returns.
“So...now that you're not going to freeze, care to tell me what circumstances I owe the pleasure of your visit to?”
Meanwhile inside you:
Meanwhile in your bed:
You grab AJ around the waist and roll over, she's now on top of you and you can see her pussy clearly.
She isn't giving your member proper attention, but that would give you a premature ejaculation right now anyway. It's been too long...
You're not gonna take a passive role now!
Then you continue, for a moment her eyes go wide.
Applejack sits on your lap and rubs her belly while looking at you seductively “Think yer got me pregnant stud?” her half lidded stare pierces you.
You wake up the next morning to the urgent need to pee.
You clean the mess quickly with some toilet paper and get down, but not before you put on some underpants. Applejack is already munching on her breakfast, she also made some for you. It's some cereals with fresh apple slices.
After an successful attempt to talk her out of a round of morning sex you walk to the town square together. Snow is covering everything and it's freezing. The blizzard raged all night it seems.
You start working and shortly after she walks in.
The rest of the session is done in silence, Rarity is more tense than before. She probably knows what you're up to, but sometimes you just have to fight fire with fire. And those dogs will burn!
Rarity won't help you, another pony must do. Rainbow once boasted about beating Diamond Dogs, she must know something!
But you play along.
“So, what do you know about them? I need to know all you've got.” you say.
Twilight is leading you east, past the lake and through a small cutting of the Everfree Forest. A wasteland comes into view when you leave the forest, brown land scattered with grey boulders and rocks, clearly no ones favorite landscape...and a perfect hiding place.
You stand in a cave now, a continuous crack in the ceiling lets in enough light to see.
You spy around the corner with Rarity in mind, you expected them to be brutes, but that is not what you had in mind at all. The middle sized one, you recall his name is Rover, is beating the crap out of the big one.
This time there is no Gilda to save your ass, and there is no surprise moment either. He points his finger at you, not stopping his march in the slightest.
Rover rapidly comes closer, his arms are long, heavy and clawed, and he uses them like clubs.
You clench your eyes shut and with all the rage and panic you have you hit him with the stick, he hits the ground a second later. You can hear him trashing around as you get up in confusion, did you knock him out?
Looking around, you see two green glowing orbs closing in on you. It takes some time, but after the dust has settled down you see that there is nothing.
He pees himself as you approach him, he is crying and holds his arms up in a defensive gesture.
Since you're in a mine of some kind, a shovel is quickly found. You walk outside and dig two graves right in front of the caves entrance, the frozen earth is making it a tough job.
Then Twilight emerges out of the cave, but her eyes are not her own. They are green, glowing and the pupils are slitted. She walks to you, looking at you like some kind of prey with a wide grin across her face. By now you've fallen on your ass...
Twilight is now right in front of you, her eyes are all weird...you have much bigger problems right now. If Twilight decides to talk, you will land in jail probably! For a damn long time!
07 - Don't Anger Applejack!
Waking up.
It's morning, sun is shining in your bedroom. It smells like apples and sex.
You quickly hide them under your humongous bed, you also decide that you will use the word humongous in the future instead of huge...maybe.
She stands up, not wanting to leave her blanket cocoon she awkwardly walks on two legs and out of your view, looking for some books...this mare and her books. After some waiting you take a look at the book she was reading.
'Spitfire took off her goggles, the day has been exhausting and she needed a hot bath right now.'
Oh cool, a book about Spitfire, this is relevant to your interests...
'She peeled out of her skin tight flightsuit, sweat drenched her coat and her strong pleasant musk filled the room. Her firm body, steeled in countless hours of dedicated training was glistening in the evening sun.'
What kind of book is this?
'Fleetfoot was already in the tub, waiting for Spitfire. Her half erect penis laid on her stomach as Spitfire finally came in.'
Oh god! What are you reading?! Stop!
'Spitfire's dick hardened at this sight, pumping in rhytm with her heartbeat until it stood at full attention. She leaned over Fleetfoot and rammed her dick into Fleetfoot's cunt, she pumped away at her without mercy, but it only made Fleetfoot enjoy it even more.'
Stop reading! This is not good for you!
'After minutes of relentless bucking both came simultaneously, Fleetfoot's futanari dick sprayed copious amounts of cum against her chin and Spitfire came inside. At this moment she didn't know that she impregnated her, leading finally to their marriage.'
Suddenly a purple hoof slams on the book, hindering you in reading further. Twilight stares daggers at you, you quickly assume a position that lets you easily hide your boner. Where did that one come from anyway?!
This time you read out loud, and you know where the embarrassing lines are!
From the looks of her one can assume that she will rip out your intestine and strangle you with it to death slowly.
Your clothes are no obstacle for her at all, damn magic...
You know, you already had a one-night-stand with Applejack, if Twilight cums as fast has she did you can get this over with pretty fast...
The front door bangs open audibly.
Then a window opens and Twilight throws your clothes into your direction, they land in a huge mountain of snow though.
When you arrive at home you are frozen stiff, it felt like Rainbow flew into every single chilly breeze that dared to enter Ponyville.
Applejack seems to think that you're in a relationship with her, and she doesn't looks like she is going to talk to you about it...maaaaaybe you should have done this the morning after your one-night-stand?
An ice cold breeze blows through your living room.
You give Rainbow a confused glimpse.
You are at the top floor when you kick against the wall, the unexpected push throws Applejack off balance and you both fall over.
Applejack straddles you, everytime she gets your dick near her entrance you make a hollow back and raise your legs, giving her lots of trouble in her efforts.
Fluttershy comes back with her saddlebags “I already thought that he might need some 'encouragement'.” she rummages through her bags “So I brought some things.”
Holy shit!
Pffth! Did she really think you'd swallow that shit?
The little crystals dissolve quickly.
After 30 seconds Flutters starts casually talking to AJ “You know Applejack, we REALLY should do something together more often.”
Fluttershy is rubbing your dick against AJ's entrance, you feel her hot wet snatch being more than ready, but Fluttershy is teasing both of you. She just keeps rubbing the tip all over her pussy.
From her squeaks and moans you guess that you give her a good time while AJ works in rhythm with your hip bucking at stuffing her pussy.
Fluttershy has been taking it easy, pulling away when getting too close. Apparently she waited for the opportunity and impales herself on you right away.
You give Fluttershy all you've got, she holds you in place with a hug and is kissing you all the time.
After a brief nap you wake up.
Downstairs Rainbow Dash is still hanging from the ceiling with the most annoyed look possible.
At this point you seriously think about leaving Ponyville, all the ponies in this town are CRAZY. And with your bro gone there is not much left other than pony-villians! Literally!
You sit on your couch, all kinds of body fluids slowly drying while thinking about possible futures.
Applejack comes down, she looks remorseful as she sits next to you.
She leans against you, pushing you down so that she lays on your chest partially. She makes the most adorable scrunchy face possible
She then changes the subject “How 'bout some eatin'?”
You should ask Twilight, but what if she is still angry...or masturbating?
15 minutes later you arrive at the Golden Oaks Library.
The Carousel Boutique!
You stand up and look at her accusingly.
As you lay down on your god awful couch you curse every pony alive and dead and soon to be alive and fuck this world!
It's been around 5 hours since you had that argument with the tan mare. She sure was angry, you wonder what she's been doing...
You stand up and investigate. The light outside is ignored intentionally, you don't want to see any pony right now...
...
A few hours later you get gently shaken awake.
On the way back you try to get as much information out of her as possible, but she knows nothing more. You approach the site of your former house, on the paper it's still Pinkie's property...or was.
”You know, you are always welcome to stay in my library again.”
Some smalltalk later Pinkie catches you on a lone moment as you dig through the charred remains of her house/your home.
Later that day:
“This is it?”
As Allie Way comes closer you can see her blue eyes and her cutie mark, three art deco stars, two pink and one blue, she also wears a black and purple themed shirt, oh, and she's a unicorn, almost missed that detail.
Inside a serious business pony sits on a table, reading some papers. He looks up from them and eyes the three of you as you enter.
The next day comes quickly. Pinkie is the only one who has stuff that needs moving, neither Allie Way nor you have anything.
Destination: Bedroom.
-Afternoon-
Pinkie is trying to get Allie to dance, she is much more antisocial than you expected. But that's not a problem, many expectations weren't met today. Maybe if you expect Applejack to assault you, she will, in a magical way, not do it?
Pinkie comes over to you ”Hey Anon! Enjoying yourself?”
Allie is now enjoying herself greatly.
Twilight doesn't want to, she tells you that she has a real bad feeling about her, what a party pooper...
Time goes by.
Today, there is a new letter, it has a royal seal!
You spy around as you sit on the table, a letter from royalty usually means great honor or great trouble.
'Dear Anonymous...bla bla bla...Applejacks letter to me about what happened with the house...bla bla bla...we appreciate greatly that you protected her...bla bla bla...kept the integrity of the Elements of harmony...wish you to accompany Twilight on her next trip to Canterlot for a meeting. Yours sincerely, Princess Celestia.'
Wow, great honor.
You hang out with Derpy...and get dirty. Like always when you keep her company. You still figure out her curse, but Twilight's books don't help much, maybe you can ask Celestia about curses, someone who is several thousand years old just HAS TO know something about it!
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Something unknown closes in on you, you can feel it.
You grab her head and give her a kiss that blows her mind.
Suddenly you feel a suspiciously warm jet of water hitting your pelvis. You stiffen a little, just enough for Pinky to notice. The jet weakens for a moment, but then it comes back in full force with an satisfied “Ahhhhhh.” from Pinkie.
That's what your days are like for a few months...
Waaaaaaait a moment!
She shushes you, lays one of her holey legs around your neck and crouches down with you.
Her 'bed' is soft, the plant-like structure looks damp, but it isn't. Pseudo Allie stands in front of you.
After ten minutes of her giving you tips on how to achieve a serene mind you think you get it for a second.
Her name is Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis, and you will trust her.
What was that? Oh god, make it stop!
You feel a sensation of loss and suddenly it stops.
The door springs open and Pinkie Pie jumps in “Anon! You're in danger! I had a shoulder-achy and a ear-twitchy and a kneeAHHHH!” she spots Chrysalis!
Her horn fires up and her eyes glow again and the world around you melts away, a pleasant buzzing of insect wings is ever present.
Slowly the worlds fades back, the light of the day slowly creeps back into your eyes.
Then Chrysalis herself starts to fade, like a chameleon she merges with the background.
You are swarmed by the six mares after they made sure Chrysalis is gone for real.
“This really isn't necessary, I'm not going to do anything. Come on, stop it, it isn't funny anymore. Aaaaaapplejack, please.”
Applejack reties you so that only your hands are tied in front of you, and you need them. Big McIntosh brings a table and chairs, the final meal of the day is held in the barn with AJ, Big Mac, Applebloom and Granny Smith.
Big Mac and AJ sit close to you, otherwise it's quite enjoyable, and apart from Applebloom's stupid questions...
The next day consists of Twilight performing some magic on you. Pinkie keeps you as much company as possible, but even she has responsibilities, otherwise it's mostly boring when no one is visiting.
She drags you out in the orchards. You don't like this.
Applejack leads you to her secret dungeon, the doors are already open and light shines outside.
10 - How To Tame A Griffon
Applebloom and Big McIntosh wake you up early in the morning.
Applebloom points to the skies every now and then, you don't give a fuck though.
You part ways with the red stallion and the two of you hurry to the library.
The library is full of mountains of paper, Twilight is somewhere dug in in there.
Twilight is still raging, her chest heaves up and down heavily. You hurry to her side and stroke her a little here and there in an attempt to calm her.
Not only do you like Gilda, she will also keep Applejack, Fluttershy and Rainbow at bay! After what you just have been through, this luck seems just!
You run home, it's the first time since two weeks that you enter your home.
Looks like griffons ravaged the place...
You go in search of food, it's almost noon and you haven't eaten yet, Pinkie tags along and you have a sugary lunch at Sugarcube Corner. After that you separate.
You walk in the direction of the lake, sharp griffon eyes can't overlook you there.
Just as you leave the fringes of Ponyville you can already see a few griffons circling you above.
”Want to add something, asshole?” she drills her knee a little harder, making you answer in a pain induced scream.
They wait until your pain subsides and you stand up. Suddenly you don't want to be here anymore, if there are more Griffons like that, you don't like the idea of them living here anymore...they're probably some bullies.
The next day comes, you don't want to leave the house, you don't even want to leave your bed. Pinkie does that though and suddenly you don't feel safe anymore.
'Dear Anonymous, the next time we meet, I will gouge your fucking eyes out and eat your heart. -Brynja'
A knot forms in your stomach, there is a griffon in front of your window.
Brynja yanks you up on your feet.
You point at Brynja.
You place the big girl on a lounger as you prepare a bath.
When you come with the rasp set she starts to look displeased ”What do you fucking want with that?”
And she does, she purrs like a good pussycat in no time. You skillfully avoid the erogenous zones and knead her muscles thoroughly.
'That was good', she doesn't say it, but you can read it in her face.
You hit the showers at home and scrub yourself heavily, but even after a 30 minute shower with intense scrubbing the smell stays. Not as strong and unpleasant though, it's rather...Brynja's smell...
A week passed since Brynja became your...friend.
You have customers.
Another day at the spa is done, all griffons are treated. Aloe pulls you to a backroom ”Anon, we need to talk.” she is clearly upset ”All those griffons frighten away our pony customers, remember? Those are the ones that pay.”
The good thing: You have some days off.
Brynja is in your home, playing some boardgames with Pinkie. Somehow they are...good...friends. It seems reality defying...
Brynja gets up, she is angry again, losing to Pinkie Pie time after time does that to anyone, it's a miracle that she hasn't flipped out once.
You leave the two behind and march forward.
”NO! Ponyville is NEUTRAL GROUND!!! WE ALL NEED ACCESS TO IT!!!” Gilda's voice hurts in your ears, that loud it is.
She looks mature, bigger, stronger, scars mark her body all over, but the most striking feature is her right eye.
The rest of the day is spent in your room, Pinkie isn't there, probably throwing one of her parties...
Your hopes are crushed, Gilda was supposed to be your tower of strength. Instead she is a cold, raging gust of violence. You rub your ass one last time before hitting the sheets.
She forces one of her fingers into your mouth and starts massaging your dick dexterously with her other hand. The back of your head sinks into her plumage, you forgot how good a griffon can feel.
After she pulled her finger out of your mouth, and almost some of your teeth with, it she straddles you.
When you wake up the next morning, Gilda has already left, but not before marking the room...
Today is a free day.
You arrive safe at home and fill the fridge to the brim, montage the padlock and test it out.
Anger wells up inside you, this is not right, she has no right to intrude into your home like that and steal your food!
One of your wrists is grabbed by her talon and she flips you around on your stomach. Now your ass points upward.
Her thick tongue licks at your neck, a lustful giggle escapes from her from time to time.
Company...you need some friends to keep around!
You go to her place and enter her boutique.
You walk outside, Gilda follows.'just' TALK. What happened? Lyndwin is a crazy fuck, even for griffon standards, you better tell me what she did, for your own sake.” she looks you in the eyes sharp, fuck, you will never get used to that fucking blind eye...
That day you met lots of bird-cats.
Then she notices your uneasiness, she pulls you in and buries your face in her plumage.
You are now alone in Gilda's home...
Just moments after you gave up, a griffon lands. Finally you can get FUUUUUCK IT'S LYNDWIN!!!
Brynja drops you off, ignoring your pleas to stay with you.
Lyndwin notices you staring at Fluttershy with various expressions. The fact that you turn around and try to keep out of her sight is enough reason for her to shout and wave her over.
You slip through an alley and leave the market, so far so good.
After just a few steps you get grabbed and lifted, a vice grip around your neck and left arm keeps you from falling as Ponyville shrinks under your feet.
”Look, he's waking up, I told you I didn't kill him.” a voice says as you regain consciousness.
She releases her grip and you cower down, gasping for air and groaning
The wound bleeds heavily
Eventually you arrive at Fluttershy's home and get patched up, Rainbow helps putting your arm back into its joint, then leaves with an angry face.
The next day comes and you get ready to go to the spa. Every fiber in you body tells you to stay away from any griffons, but it was only one of them, and they might ALL get angry if you deny them their massages and preenings...
Prepare baths, rasp claws, massage, preen, repeat.
After some time you spy Lilja under the customers, your heart sinks into your pants, but she seems oblivious to what happened yesterday.
Prepare baths, rasp claws, massage, preen, repeat.
It's actually pretty relaxing, knowing that you are safe here, there are lots of griffons from your flock that you recognize.
Get away from her! Evacuate immediately! Leave the ship! This bird is bad for you!
She throws you over the lounger again, ass up, and straps on her strap-on!
A moment later it hits you like a minotaur pugilist, you hurry to the toilet and poop more than you ever did before in one session. She repeats doing that two more times until you only expel the water she injects.
Not wanting her to rupture your anus, you do as she says.
You slowly get up, your ass feels sore...she was way too rough!
The next day starts wonderful, some mail from Spitfire again, she wants to meet with you soon...
When you reach Sugarcube Corner you somewhat calmed down, you spy through a window and see the CMC slurping away at huge candy canes.
After an hour of this crap Gilda finds you, she is angry, really angry this time.
Things humans are superior in than griffons: Patience, Reason.
You could run over water right now, but Gilda still catches up to you.
You tell her.
You spend some hours helping Pinkie Pie at Sugarcube Corner, then head back home. You feel tired and exhausted and chill on the comfy couch, you would read but all the Daring Do's burned along with your house...
13 - Not The Proper Way Of Actions
You're about to close the spa as the black tinted griffon enters once more.
When done she embraces you and together you relax in the hot water. It's humiliating to say the least, shame dominates your mind. If Pinkie knew...she would probably leave you, calling you a faggot and whatnot...
When all is done and she is done molesting you, you can finally close the spa for today.
I can't believe you consider doing that!
You snap out of your daydream “Okay, I'll think about it.” then you point a finger at her and give her a serious berating “But if you try something like that once more, it's over.”
At home you play some games with Pinkie, she seems a little down.
On your way to Twilight's tree you wonder where Gilda is, she seems to know Pinkie pretty good...
'Magic Potions for Dummies'
Well, as long as she doesn't turn you into a girl she can read what she wants for all you care...right?
Twilight finally has time for you, oh man, you had to wait for three minutes! Outrageous!
No clue where to go now, you would tail Pinkie, but you can't break the fourth wall like her...
From the distance you see that Gilda just left your house and takes flight. Entering your house you expect a disaster, a raided fridge or just a general mess, but it's all clean.
Boooring.
She walks towards the lake with you and pushes you down into a sitting position, then she lifts off.
Before something bad happens you say goodbye to Ingrid and take your leave, some griffons are openly staring at you angrily already, they probably don't like that you're a friend of Ingrid...
She speeds towards you “Gilpfoooh!” and her fist connects to your chest, making you turn 90° on the spot and landing on your back.
You wake up the next morning in hospital.
The doc leaves.
She just turns around and jumps out of the window, flying away.
Two weeks pass like this, AJ and RD are your buddies again, they proved to be real friends when shooing away annoying griffons all the time. You never thought it were possible for you to forgive them...
You are warmly welcomed by the Apple Family, a table is already set up with lots of food.
She releases you and goes back to her chair, proceeding with the feast.
You enter your home, Pinkie greets you with a fanfare and flying streamers.
Wait!
You successfully get up without waking anyone and get downstairs, your head hurts like hell, some water should fix this. And you need some painkillers too, the pain is almost gone but you still want to get rid of it completely...you don't even need the crutches necessarily.
With your trusty crutches you limp through town, it's tiresome as hell and your hands feel like they are about to fall off but the doctor prohibited the use of your left foot for some time.
Then you tell her the story all about how
You currently sit at the table in the griffon cave where they negotiated for territory.
You cannot lose, there are so many bits, why did you agree on this?
You hold her the door open like a gentleman, just past the threshold she elicits an unpleased “Oh. What happened here?”
You give her some time and go get the pot of water.
Even though griffon breasts are as good as non existent while not breast-feeding, you love touching griffon chests! And even IF her breasts would be swollen with milk they would be located at her belly, why do you get off on that so much?!
You walk towards your bedroom, as you take your second step your left ankle loses all strenght. Your leg just gives away.
Pinkie walks down the stairs, she is still drunk ”Heey Anon, having fun?” she almost stumbles a few times ”You had a visitor but I can't remember anymore.”
Suppressing the urge to spank Pinkie you deem the day done and make it to your room.
A griffon is lying there unmoving.
”Are you going to sit there all night, dweeb?”
You want her to do it.
The next day comes, you somewhat calmed down but if you see another griffon...
Before you can react she is already pushing you in the direction of Cloudsdale. Whatever doubts you have, she is damn right about that 'catching up' thing. Maybe she can be your bro again...
The number of weights and devices is ridiculous “Honestly, you should rent some space in Ponyville, put all this stuff there and call it a gym. You'd make a fortune.” you suggest.
So it's just between you and Gilda!
Gilda 1:1 Anonymous
You push the weights to the side and get up, that smell is already making you horny...
You take off all your clothes and continue in the sauna.
You are now Rainbow Dash.
You are now Gilda.
You are now Derpy.
You are now Anonymous again.
With what little strength you have left, you pull them out of the sauna before anyone gets baked.
15 - Chrysalis, The Dark Knight
Current location: Deep Everfree Forest.
Some time ago she gave you another batch of Daring Do books. A new short story of the series made Rainbow flip the fuck out.
But...
Slowly you retreat the way you came, but the bad feeling stays. No matter how fast you go or how sneaky you move, something is tailing the two of you and you can't shake it off!
You move in the opposite direction of the movement, it looked big...
“Who are you?” you ask out of the blue.
The tunnel is spiraling downwards, in what you assume is a helix form, for an eternity, you can feel the pressure rising in your eardrums.
After some time an advise reaches your ears ”Watch your step now, or you'll fall to your death.”
Culex leads you into a settlement of some kind.
The darkness makes you sleepy quickly luckily.
The next...oh fuck it.
Culex leads you somewhere, your begging and pleading only makes her giggle.
You are about to wrap up the shower when the Queen enters herself unexpected!
It is morning, you are in a soft bed.
You think about this while eating breakfast without using your tongue. Then you get the mail.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
Your jimmies have never been this rustled...
Eventually you calm down.
Maybe Rainbow knows more...
Soon after Fluttershy has fled, Rainbow Dash comes swooping down. She lands with a bone-shattering impact right in front of you, making you almost shit your pants.
You give Rainbow a kickstart and leave, maybe the sophisticated pony got spared...hopefully.
The chances are next to nothing, but just in order to complete the circle you HAVE to check if Applejack is...on the list.
“Pinkie Pie?” you shout desperate as you come home, she is cooking something currently. You storm up to her and kneel in front of her “Oh god Pinkie, help me. I fucked it all up. LITERALLY!”
16 - Short Night In Vanhoover
In the past few weeks you had your hands full with new found lovers, in the end Chrysalis just made you shag all the Elements of Harmony.
You are at home.
You enter the Golden Oaks Library to ask for a book, Lyndwin sits at the table with a set of her potion stuff.
Her eyes wander back to you.
You both hurry to her.
Two hours later you step out of the train.
Just good that you got that book from purple smart, it's boring enough riding for 6 hours, let alone doing that on your own!
The sun vanishes behind the horizon completely, only the street lights show you the way as the sunlight becomes weaker by the minute.
The first thing you notice, apart from a hurting jaw, is that the floor is moving.
Two weeks pass.
You hear some shouting on deck, sounds like they spotted land!
”Here he is Capt'n, fresh and still alive.”
The noises all around you tell you that you're in some kind of a settlement, why is no one helping you?
After some time she lands and drops you to the ground “Phew, got it all in one go.” she comments.
After a few minutes someone comes running and immediately shouts with a squeaky male voice “Yes! That's him! No doubt!”
You spend the night in your new cell. It's cold and wet, there is only a little bit of hay in one corner, nothing else.
The next morning you finally get some food. It's a disgusting soup but you wolf it down nonetheless, the past weeks you weren't exactly treated like a gourmet anyway.
A pitch black talon encloses around your neck, Blackclaw turns sideways to Ruby and lifts her fist.
You wake up a few hours later, your entire face is swollen and the pain almost makes you faint again.
Days pass and when the swelling died down you were sent to work in some mines, digging out gemstones for Ruby the diamond dog.
Days become weeks.
Weeks become months.
More time passes.
More months pass.
Even more time passes.
A few days after this a load of new slaves arrives.
Another week or so passes.
Another week in this cursed place, they made you work twice as hard.
Another two months or so in this hell-hole.
Two days later a large boulder almost crushed you. Suddenly a cold gust of air blows.
Day 'you've been here for far too long' in these mines.
Time passes agonizingly slow.
More time passes.
The next morning.
All the others are gone.
The guard brings you to a secluded area of the mines, there is a hole at the end of this tunnel, you can smell the stench of death emanating from it.
The surroundings change from wretchedly poor to royal. You seem VERY out of place here.
You get carried away from the delicious smell and into another room, it's all the same for you.
You even got to brush your teeth! The ones that are left...
Eventually Ruby enters the room with a smug grin.
Days later you are held in a dungeon near the arena in the city.
By the end of the week you are motivated enough to kick some champions ass.
”Listen slaves! You will now get your weapons! Everyone gets only a single one, a big two handed weapon or a small one with a shield, no armor!” a arena guard says while opening the door to the cell.
The gate opens.
The fat dog holds up a white piece of cloth, the clean fabric stands out from the dark setting all around.
The cloth touches the ground.
These two were stupid! Your strength is your numbers, not your skills!
The formation of slaves walks steadily towards the armored champion, you are in the middle, right in front of Pluto, his spear at the ready.
Demotivated you let your guard down, as do many others. The sudden roaring of the crowd tells you that something just happened. You look around and see someone with a severed head and another one is falling to the ground, trying to catch his innards as they spill out of his sliced open belly.
Slowly a thought grows in your mind as the champion picks off one after another, every time a slave actually manages to hit the trained gladiator, his crappy weapon only scratches the black paint on his armor.
He lifts off once more and in a moment of distraction grabs PLUTO!
The black visored sallet helmet hides his face, a neck guard protects his lower head and neck.
When you regain your consciousness you are still in the arena, everything is spinning and you have trouble moving anything at all.
Blackclaw gets out of her chainmail and your eyes are drawn to her crotch, you can see two heavy balls dangling where they are supposed to, was she a male all along?
Now that you know her weak spot, maybe you can beat her! You will kick her in the balls until she is dead!!! Or at least unconscious...
Blackclaw forces your mouth open and takes a peek inside “You have the perfect set of teeth you know?” she says as a finger of her feels along the gums where normally your front teeth and canines would be.
If there is a bottom, you have now reached it...
18 - Chrysalis, The Dark Knight Rises I
You are now Gilda.
When you finally arrive in Haven, you see that it is still the shit-hole it has ever been. There are probably more muggers on the streets than actual citizens...
As you fruitlessly canvass one bar after the other, doubts start to plaque your mind.
A few minutes later you are surrounded by robbers inside a building, they threaten to kill you if you don't surrender immediately...you don't have time to fucking play with these scumbags!
You leave the building a few moments later, leaving only mutilated corpses inside. That was actually kind of relieving, you should do this more often...
You don't want to play games with this ugly creature.
Blackclaw left for her home after she won, you got told, she went back to the southern isles, an archipelago near the equator. The sun easily burns unprotected skin down there and it is generally very hot.
You take a ship a day later and are off to the southern isles.
Two days later you find the appointed island, you circle around it until you find a lone building on the beach.
“Anon?” you ask him to announce yourself.
An hour later you have boarded a ship back to Haven, always fearing that you may bump into Alfa...she would kill you on the spot...
Every time you try to talk to Anon he starts to talk bullshit, at first you try to endure it but at the end of the week, when you arrive in Haven, you can't bear with it anymore.
Since there is not really anything you can do, you just accept the changelings offer.
You are Anonymous again.
Culex comes back after a short while “Come Anon, she wants to see you right away.” she gestures you to follow.
You stand in a big, long room. The walls are plastered with huge windows, green stained glass shows depictions of heroism.
Changeling meals are very different, from anything you've ever tasted, but not in an unpleasant way. It's just something new and unknown, it even has funny colors, but what the hell, what do you expect from creatures whose eyes glow on their own?!
Chrysalis takes you with her, she shows you the palace and your quarters, it's not a cell or a dungeon.
A few minutes later she is already inside your head. Even though it has always been scary, you never regretted it once that she messed with your brain.
Her name is Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis and you will Love-
Her name is Chrysalis, Queen Chrysalis and you will Love her.
After that she is forced out of your mind and collapses on top of you. She didn't really change anything...
When her heavy breathing stops she lifts her head and gives you a kiss, you don't hold back and roll over so you are on top. Before she slits open your tongue again you dive down to her nethers.
A moment later you carry Chrysalis in your arms through the palace, stark naked and with a standing flagpole...
“Ah. Now, where did we stop?” she asks seductive “You were about to give me your...'LOVE' now weren't you?”
You both are out of breath and you slump down on her.
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19 - Chrysalis, The Dark Knight Rises II / Elements Of Disharmony
You wake up in your new room.
From now on all your daughters seem to avoid you, hmm, weird.
“How did you get Celestia to listen?” you ask.
You chat with her a little more about nothing in particular before leaving.
You put on your new clothes that Chrysalis ordered for you and go to her. Today is the big day.
You are now Chrysalis.
The ship is one of Celestia's, her damn bluesuits are everywhere.
After all changelings and Wonderbolts have boarded the ship, the anchor gets hoisted without delay.
You are now Anonymous.
With such a fine ship, you reach the shores of Los Pegasus in just one and a half week.
You expected trumpets and fanfare, a red carpet and a greeting committee or at least a few screaming residents but the changelings all turned into ponies...boring.
“Ah! Much appreciated. I brought you the human that you believe to be responsible as a sign of my good will.”
The two monarchs continue their negotiations as you get led out of the room by some of the Bluesuits, one of them is Soarin'.
You get new clothes, white ones this time.
You don't get to talk with Celestia properly for another week, during that time you explore Canterlot a bit, ask around, but aside from general problems everyone seems to have nothing new reaches you.
This is a damn huge request, you knew she wanted something like that from you but hearing it makes it seem so much bigger. How could you accomplish something like this?!
You have a good nights rest.
You find Celestia outside in a secluded garden, depressed and daydreaming.
You get some more tips from Celestia and bid her farewell.
20 - Apples and Barfights
You are in Ponyville.
As you leave Sweet Apple Acres you spot a huge red stallion coming back from the orchards, good to know that she isn't alone here...
An hour later you told her what you could without traumatizing her (which means not much) and over the course of the story you ended up in her home. A bright house made of clouds, real cozy and shit.
After some quality cuddling and catching up, your intimate togetherness is interrupted. A little filly enters the house, she announces herself casually “I'm home!” she yells, not seeing the two of you on the couch.
Shortly after you said that, three people started making pancakes.
While eating you ask Derpy where Rainbow Dash is, she is reluctant but after some careful prying she gives you the bad news.
Evening is approaching fast and you make your way back to the deserted Ponyville. The bad feeling comes back as soon as you enter Ponyville, like someone flipped a switch!
You walk through Ponyville once more.
Then you wake up.
The only things that are still alive in this settlement are Twilight's tree-library, Sweet Apple Acres and, luckily, the train station! Because that's where you are headed, time to leave this misery inducing place.
Apple Loosa isn't that far away, after just half an hour the landscape changes into a prairie and another 30 minutes later the train stops in a settlement that can only be Apple Loosa.
You excuse yourself and tell him that you'll be back later, then you head out on the streets of Apple Loosa.
Then you break the silence and let your fists do the talking, without warning you punch him against his broad jaw. He retaliates immediately and his punch throws you back into the ponies that were standing behind you. Then hell breaks loose, you swear that you heard someone cheerfully shout “BRAWL!” but with all the noise that is now filling the saloon you can barely understand your own voice.
An hour later it's over.
Slightly drunk you get up and jump on the stage and fight through the curtains.
“Well, ah'm glad yer back from where-ever yer were.” she says finally, putting down the bottle.
“Now that I've told you about what happened to me, I'd like to know how you ended up here in Apple Loosa? And why the hell is Ponyville deserted?!”
And she tells you all about it, nothing big, just some relatives and stuff like that. You eventually grab your things and AJ leads you to where she now lives, it's an apple farm of course.
You are in Ponyville again.
“Hey! Wake up!” Applejack wakes you, thank god!
You are actually relieved to get a week of staying here...
The two of you finish your food and stay like this for some time, the sunset seems eternal.
