Talking PoniesView OnlineBattlefield Friends: Equestrian AdventureTalking Ponies"Noob hurry up and arm the dam mcom!" the engineers voice yelled over the shooting "hold on a sec wait what does this say settings whats that?" "Are you arming the damn mcom or what!" yelled the engineer, the assault,recon and engineer trying to hold of the enemies. "Wait whats this say? teleport?" .Just at that moment engineer,assault and recon rushed inside the building. "What the fuck are you doing!?" yelled recon " I clicked this button that said teleport but nothing happened" replied support.Then all of a sudden the mcom starting glowing colors violently, the colors engulfed them into a port" "uhhhhhh" the engineer moaned he was the first to awake he slowly got up and looked around he was in a cave he also noticed his squad all on the ground out cold. Or so he thought, a couple seconds later they all repeated what the engineer did. "Where the hell am I?" said recon, "I wanna know the same damn thing" the engineer recognized as assaults voice. "AAAAHHHH!" everyone turned and looked at support "The mcom" he pointed to the other side of the cave and it was there. They all walked up to it, the screen showed all there classes and there profiles as well as the vehicles. "Hey we can spawn vehicles!" support clicked the transport helicopter and it spawned behind them."Hey we should go scout out the area this could be our base of operations!" the recon said "Well we better get armed up first" said engineer. Five minutes of gearing up later Support had his m249 with extended mag c4, assault had his AK74M with red dot sight, the engineer had his g36c with holo sight, recon had m98b. " I think were all good now said engineer" recon was driving he started to take liftoff and carefully drove his way out of the cave. "Guys I don't think were at kharg island anymore" said assault. "It's so colorful" said engineer. "Hey guys look a town!" yelled support. "Yeah hey that is a town". And they began flying to the town. Ponyville library. *Knock* *Knock* *Knock* Twilight was reading a book when she heard knocking at the door. "Uh don't these ponies realize that this is a public library" she said annoyingly, she opened the door to see fluttershy "Twilight I have something to tell you if you're not busy" "No it's okay Fluttershy what is it?", "Well I was feeding my animals when Angel came running up to me he said he saw a floating metal object in the sky" "A floating metal object? where was it headed?" "Umm it was heading to Ponyville. "Okay were above the town now i'll start to land now" "Wait what the fuck" everywhere they looked were color full equines,and about five seconds later one of the ponies shouted aliens, which put everyone in a panic frenzy. "Rainbow Dash whats happening!?" Twilight yelled above the screaming of the townsfolk "I have no idea!" They had gathered up the rest of the mane six and got to the center of town but what they saw shocked them. There were four bipedal beings. "Oh no they have come to take our muffins everypony run for the hills!" Derpy yelled. " I say we clobber them for trying to invade equestria!" yelled Rainbow dash. "ooohh! I should throw them a welcome to equestria party" said Pinkie and with that she dashed off. All the other mane six got into fighting position except Fluttershy Support fires his M9 sidearm at Rarities hoof, Rarity screamed in pain "Support what the fuck is wrong with you!" "It was going to make a move!" It wasn't making anything ya dumb fuck!" "How dare you hurt my friend! Fluttershy yelled she began hovering over to support "No pony bullies my friends on m-" Fluttershy was cut short due to support shootingher in the hoof. "Support what the fuck you did it again!" engineer yelled, "But it was making a move and you saw it!", "Well yeah it was making a move but does that little thing looks like it's going to hurt you!?" Before Support could respond a rope wen't over his body and on to his torso. He looked and saw a pony in a stetson hat had tried to lasso him,he quickly used his knife and cut himself out of it and was taking out his M249 and about to shoot her when a punch to the side of the face knocked him out. Support slowly awoke and looked around his surroundings he was in a library with a ton of books. "He's waking up!" He was his three friends Assault,Engineer and recon. "Hey guys how's it going?" "Oh not much you almost got us arrested if it weren't for twilight here" said engineer "Who's Twilight?" "The person who saved our asses from you being retarded!" said assault. "Okay i'm sorry for screwing up okay you happy?" "No you shouldn't be apologizing to us you should be apologizing to Fluttershy and Rarity" "Who the hell is Fluttershy and Rarity okay someone needs to explain something to me" "Oh jesus look there's no point in explaining it to you" said recon "Oh and this is Twilight" said Engineer "Hello my name is Twilight Sparkle" "Am I the only one that thinks that sounds gay?" Said support.
Colonel 100 And Simon join the TeamView OnlineBattlefield Friends: Equestrian AdventureColonel 100 And Simon join the TeamColonel 100 had just got his fiftieth kill and was going to arm the mcom when he saw Simon just armed it. He was going to say something when the mcom station started glowing white and engulfed both of them. Support was heading back to the cave or base when he racked up a lot of points, “WHOO HOO! , if I do that again i’ll be a Colonel in no time!” Support landed the chopper in the cave when he noticed his three friends were up and looking at him. “Hey guys what’s up!?” Support yelled “Where the fuck did you go?” Asked Engineer “Oh I just got a buttload of points with the medusa attack chopper!” Support yelled excitedly. “What the fuck is the medusa attack chopper?” Said Assault “Look guys don’t ask” Said an annoyed Recon “Well how the fuck did you get all those points?” Said Engineer Before Support could respond respond there mcom station glowed brightly and two figure appeared.Simon and Colonel 100. “Simon!” Yelled support “Support!” Yelled Simon “Oh shit it’s Colonel!” Recon Whispered Everyone saluted. “At ease men, Assault where the fuck am I?” Said Colonel “Well Colonel you are at our base of operations in a land of talking ponies.” Said Assault “Are they hostile?” Asked Colonel “Well there military thinks we are so they are trying to hunt us down but they are pretty weak at what we have seen so far so I suggest that we take action” Said Assault “That sounds good well then let’s move out” Said Colonel. Support, Assault Colonel and Simon were going to gun down the Royal guards in Ponyville while Recon and Engineer were in the attack chopper. Support,Assault Colonel and Simon were at the outskirts of ponyville “Okay guys we should fla-” Assault was cut off when Colonel charged right into the Ponyville with dozens of Royal Guards. Assault,Support and Simon followed in to find about two dozen Royal Guards dead on the ground they all followed Colonel into Ponyville they were at the center Colonel had killed about every Royal Guard (Don’t worry Shining armour is still alive) “Holy shit you just like killed everyone of them!” Yelled Simon “I’m not surprised” Said Colonel “Keep your panties on girls there going to launch a counter attack soon” Said Colonel “Okay I’m calling our air Support” Said Assault Assault got on Recon’s and Engineers com “Recon Engineer requesting air support” said Assault “Okay we are coming over now” Said Recon “Guys incoming projectile!” Yelled Colonel Everyone ducted a big blue orb passes by their heads they looked back to see a pony with purple armour on and it yelled “Charge!!!” Royal Guards started coming from all directions. Colonel charged at the ones coming from the front and started slicing their necks one by one. Support and Simon were gunning down the ones coming from their sides with their M249’s Assault was taking out the ones flying above. Colonel disappeared from sight. Support and Simon got nailed by Shining armour killing them Assault dragged their bodies to cover Shining Armour slowly walked over to their cover, he was about to charge up a shot when Support and Simon jumped out of cover and started firing their M249’s at him. Shining Armour was not expected them to get back up let alone look good as new he started to retreat back when he got nailed in the hoof and a near the ass. (Lol) He fell to the ground two pegasus guards picked him up and started to flee. Recon and Engineer began to fire down missiles on any of the stragglers that didn’t flee “WHOO HOO!” Simon and Support yelled together. “Hey guys have you seen Colonel?” Said Assault. “No he like disappeared!” “Hey soldiers I’m back” Colonel said as he walked up to them “Sir where did you go?” said Assault “One of those fuckers with the horn teleported me back to base” Said Colonel Recon and Engineer landed the attack chopper by them and got out, and ran up to them. “Okay we need to lay an attack on their capital it’s called Canterlot” Said Colonel “Wait how do you know that?” Said a confused Simon “I’m the Chuck norris of Battlefield I know everything” Said Colonel “Well we should head back to base and rest up ‘im tired “Okay you girls can sleep i’ll keep watch at night” Said Colonel And with that they started heading back to base.
Did he die?View OnlineBattlefield Friends: Equestrian AdventureDid he die?“Okay guys I think we should get back to the base” Said Engineer “Yeah you guys get back to base i’m going to check around these houses I need a shitbucket” Said Colonel Recon and Engineer took off in the assault chopper and Simon,Noob and assault started walking back to base. “Hey guys did you know that Battlefield four is coming out?” Said Simon “What really!” Yelled a excited assault “What no are you shitting us Simon” Said Noob “No i’m not joking and I even saw the seventeen minute gameplay” Said Simon “Holy shit! was it good?” Said Assault “Yeah it’s like they god damn doubled the graphics!” Yelled Simon “Oh man I would kill to see it” Said Assault “Well we did kill a bunch of those ponies” Said Noob _________________________________________________ Engineer and Assault “Hey Engineer I just toggled and I see a humongous heat signature in that swmp below us” “Is it worth checking out?” Said Engineer “I’m going to shoot a couple rounds at it” Said Recon Recon fired some chopper rounds at the murky swamp below they heard a loud roar from below , and they both watched a hydra emerge from below. “What the fuck is that!” Yelled Engineer “I thinks it’s a hydra!” Yelled Recon “Well i’m taking it down!” Yelled Engineer Engineer began circling around the hydra and then fired missiles down at it. The missiles took out all of the heads except one, Recon then fired all of his chopper rounds into it. The hydra’s head popped like a balloon. “WOOHOO!” Recon and Engineer yelled both But what they didn’t noticed was the hydra heads coming back,the hydra quickly hit the chopper with one of it’s heads. “Oh shit!” yelled Engineer That hit took about took about thirty percent of the attack choppers health. “Well fuck this!” Yelled Engineer Engineer began flying back to the base. ________________________________________________________ Colonel Was looking through Sugarcube Corner in hopes of finding a bucket for obvious reasons. Colonel heard crying from the upstairs he started walking upstairs he heard crying coming from one of the rooms, he walked over to the door and easily broke it with his hands. There he saw two little babies or foals he didn’t know what to call them. Colonel walked over to them. They were sitting in a crib crying. Colonel easily found out why they were crying their diapers were full. “I could use you two for ransom but i’m not carrying you two when you’re diapers are full” Colonel carefully brought the two little ponies to the baby changing station. Colonel took off the dirty diapers and threw them on the other side of the room. “Okay how am I going to do this?” Colonel said The foal and filly started giggling “Oh you think this is funny huh how about I make you clean up my shit?” Said Colonel They both shut their mouths. Through trial and error he got the diapers on. “Okay you two little shits let’s get going” Colonel Said _______________________________________________________ Noob, Assault and Simon The trio were walking down the path to the everfree forest entrance until they saw the entrance to the everfree forest was guarded by 20 diamond dogs. “Hey do you guys see that?” Said Simon Assault and Noob looked to find strange creatures guarding the entrance to the everfree. “Guys ready your weapons I think these guys are hostile Noob and Simon took out there M249’s “HALT!” one of the dogs yelled “Um hey uhhh i’m guessing you’re some kind of dogs?” Said Noob “Hey the stupid alien creature has a brain!” Yelled one of the dogs All the other dogs started laughing. “Hey only me and my other friends can call Noob a dumbass!” Yelled Assault “Oh look I think we made it angry!” said one of the diamond dogs. One of the diamond dog’s had a bullet go through his head by Assault All of the diamond dog’s gasped and looked at Assault who had his sidearm out and the barrel was smoking. “CHARGE!!” Yelled one of the diamond dogs All of the diamond dogs started circling the trio Assault took out and coming from behind them and Simon and Noob gunned downed the ones coming from the front. Several spears went into Simon’s chest and he fell to the ground. Noob took all the other diamond dogs in front. Assault slit the neck of one of the dogs that he pinned but what he didn’t notice however was a diamond dog with a spear running from behind him. Assault quickly turned around but it was to late The diamond dog was about to stab Assault when he was blown up by Noob’s claymore “WOOHOOO!” Yelled Noob “Wow thanks buddy you saved my life!” Said Support They both turned around and saw Simon dead “NOOO SIMON!” Noob yelled dramaticly “Hey buddy you forgot about these?” Assault said then he took out his defib’s
Celestia shall bring forth rewindView OnlineBattlefield Friends: Equestrian AdventureCelestia shall bring forth rewindThe Mane six were walking through Canterlot Fluttershy and Rarity both had casts on for their hooves because they were both shot. "When I see that ruffian again I'll make him a fashion disaster!" " ah hear ya Rar when we find him I'm going to buck him to the moon!" Yelled Applejack "Girls calm down we have to get to the Princess i'm sure she will know what to do" Said Twilight "And I thought I was going to throw a party but they were all a bunch of meany pants" pouted Pinkie. 10 minutes of walking later All the girls where in front of the throne room door but before they could open it the door opened by none other than Princess Celestia "Quickly girls get in here now" Celestia said "Princess why do you look so pale and those long bags under your eyes how long have you been awake?" Asked Twilight "I've been up for two days trying to find a spell to vanquish these new beings and I couldn't find a single thing that can get rid of them." "Well we should use the elements of harmony on them!" Said Rainbow Dash "Rainbow did you see what technology they have, they can probably kill us from fifty meters away before we can use them!" Said Twilight "Girls when I was looking through the Canterlot archives I found a certain spell that could do the trick" Said Celestia "And what might this spell ya'll found do yer majesty?" Asked Applejack "Well if I do it correctly it will rewind time when the creatures first came here" "And I'm gonna take a guess here that we will have to make a better appearance so they don't become Equestria's worse enemy?" Said Rainbow Dash "Correct" Said Celestia "But all of you won't remember this happening and neither will I" Celestia's horn began glowing "Celestia wait!" Yelled Twilight But it was no good they were all engulfed by a bright light. __________________________________________________________________________ Ponyville Library *Knock* *Knock* *Knock* Twilight was reading a book when she heard knocking at the door. "Uh don't these ponies realize this is a public library" She said annoyingly She walked over to the door and opened it to see Fluttershy Five minutes of skipped typing later................ "I say we should clobber them for trying to invade Equestria!" yelled Rainbow Dash "Hey guys look that one has Rainbow hair do you think it's gay?" Said Noob "I don't fucking know we got bigger problems like trying to avoid being trampled by these things!" Said Engineer Rainbow Dash charged at the one that called her gay Noob easily countered attack and had Rainbow Dash in a sleeper hold "Let me go!" Rainbow Dash yelled She struggling in Noobs arms "Now I hope this taught you a valuable lesson about trying to attack a support "Please don't hurt my friend mister" Said a shy pegasus Noob let go of Rainbow when she was out of Noob's grip she bucked him in the chest they were about to get into a full on fight when. *BANG* everyone looked at where the bang came from,it came from Recon's 44. magnum "Can we talk like civilized people here?" Said Recon Everyone agreed except Rainbow Dash "Why yes we could go to my library" Said Twilight Five minutes later "You live in a tree house?" said a confused Assault "Why yes" said Twilight They all entered the library the four soldiers looked around the library "It isn't very roomy in here" Said Recon "Well ya'll are three times taller then us" Said Applejack "Well you four can make your selves comfortable i'm going to go get my ink and quill" Said Twilight The four friends all sat on the floor since the couches were to small, Twilight quickly came back with a very long scroll and ink and a lot of quills. "Okay let's start with your name's" (Little author's note here the four battlefield friends are gonna be called by their PSN name's so here they are: Sniper- Thick Assault- Appsro Engineer- Doraleous "Support (AKA) Noob is- Neeb's After the four friends introduced themselves it was the element's turn "I am Rarity Ponyville's fashonista!" "Mah name's Applejack proud owner of Sweet Apple Acres" She said proudly "Mynamespinkiepie!i'mponyvill's awesomepartyplannernicetomeetyou!" Pinkie Pie said in less than three second's "My name is Rainbow Dash fastest flyer in all of Equestria!" She said proudly "my name is fluttershy" It was just loud enough for the four soldier's to hear "And my name is Twilight Sparkle" "OH WAIT" Twilight just remembered she was going to ask them questions "Now we can get onto the question's" "Now what is your species called?" Fifty questions later "Now I just have one more question" The four battle friends almost fell asleep "Uuummm Twilight I think your questions are making them tired" Said Rainbow "Okay so what"s the last question?" Doraleous said tiredly "What are those strange metal things that are on your back?" Neebs instantly woke up "OH you mean this" He unholstered his M249 " This baby fire's 5.56x45mm NATO rounds and it fires projectiles 750 to 1000 rounds per minute any questions?" "So it's a weapon?" Said Twilight "Yes" "And what do you use it for?" Twilight asked now getting nervous "Killing our enemies"
PARTY!!!!!!!View OnlineBattlefield Friends: Equestrian AdventurePARTY!!!!!!!"WHAT!" All of the elements of harmony were horrified at what Neebs just said Fluttershy and Rarity had fainted while the four other elements were were horrified. "Twilight! I told you they were bad news!" Rainbow Dash yelled "Hold on let us explain!" yelled Thick "Don't worry girls I'll buck them to the moon!" Said Applejack *BANG* Thick had fired his magnum again in the air "Everyone just calm the fuck down!" Yelled Thick The four elements of harmony that didn't faint started to cower on the floor. "Look were not going to hurt you just hear us out" Said Thick One very long explanation of Battlefield later It's all a simulation it's not real" Said Appsro "So you kill people for fun?" Asked Twilight "Well not technically we work as a team to get the objective done but yes we do kill" Said Appsro "Yeah and they spawn back fifteen seconds later" Said Doraleous "Well that sounds absolutely horrendous" Said a disgusted Rarity "Well we mean no harm to you uh pony folk" Said Thick "Wait so if your not going to hurt us then..." Pinkie Said "I CAN THROW YOU A WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA PARTY!" And with that she dashed off "Guys I think we should get back to the cave all this bullshit is making me tired" Said Doraleous "Yeah I gotta agree with you on that" Said Thick "Wait so ya'll aren't going to hurt anypony?" "No why would we you all look harmless" Said Appsro "HEY I take that as a insult!" Yelled Rainbow Dash "Yeah yeah bitch about it tomorrow, let's go guy's" The four friends walked outside the library the transport chopper which was at the back of the library and they all got on it and flew of back to the base. ___________________________________________________________________________________ Back at the library "I don't trust them we should get the royal guard to kick there flank's to the moon!" Said Rainbow Dash "Well they said they weren't going to hurt anypony and I saw that they weren't lying" Said Applejack " I would agree with Rainbow but I guess I'll take your word for it" Said Rarity "Well girls we'll figure this mess out tomorrow let's all get some shut eye" Said Twilight __________________________________________________________ One day later..... The four soldiers awoke from their slumber in their vehicles. "Morning guys" Said Thick "Hey Thick had a good sleep?" Asked Appsro "Yeah the humvee is quite comfortable" "Well we should be heading back out to that pony village again" *One short flight later* The four battle friends landed by Twilight's house again they all walked over to the library door, they noticed it was very dark inside. "Guys I think this is an ambush" said Neebs "What makes you say that?" Asked Thick "Well just look the lights are out that means shit is going to hit the fan!" Yelled Neebs "You can think whatever you wan't let's just go in" Said Doraleous Neebs had his spas 12 gripped tightly in his hands he also had frag rounds in it, the four soldiers walked in the library the only source of light was coming from the open door and window. "SUPRISE!!!" The lights came on in the room and tons of ponies came out of seemingly nowhere this startled Neebs and he did have his spas 12 with frag round rounds. *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* Three loud bangs echoed throughout ponyville, back in the library the cake that was placed in the middle of the room had exploded and all the bits went flying all over the library. "Neebs what the fuck!" Yelled Doraleous "My sidearm has cake in it's barrel!" Yelled Appsro While Doraleous and Appsro were yelling at Neebs Thick looked at the ponies they were all on the ground cowering in fear. "Guys guys GUYS!" Thick yelled The three looked at Thick he was pointing to all the cowering ponies. "Neebs I think you scared them" Said Thick "Please can you put those metal things away" Said Fluttershy The four friends put their guns away. "Now that's settled lets PARTY!!" Yelled Pinkie Pie All the now cowering ponies started to get up and enjoy the party though some were still scared. "So I guess we party now" Said Appsro "Yeah you guys do whatever i'm gonna find the bar" Said Doraleous The four friends split up in the library. Doraleous found the refreshments and poured himself a cup of what he assumed was wine. "GAH! this wine is weak!" "Hey there tall man!" Doraleous looked behind him to see a intoxicated pony that was now leaning on him. "This place has weak wine wanna try *HIC* some of my own" "Uhhh sure why not" Replied Doraleous Three large wine bottles later "Your not so *HIC* bad most stallions *HIC* only last for the first *HIC* bottle "Well as you can see i'm no ordinary stallion" Said Doraleous Drunkly (Is that a word I don't know I made it a word now) "Follow me to my house I have other *HIC* fine wine's to show you" Said Berry Punch The two drunks left the party which leaves us to our three friends. Thick was having a pretty good time at the party "So Rarity what is it you do for a living?" Said Thick "I make dresses for a living dear maybe I can make you one to! you must follow me to my boutique at once!. Rarity carried Thick off with her magic The party wen't of normally Appsro and Neebs partied for a long two hours Appsro fell asleep on Twilight's bed so she just fell asleep on a bean bag chair, Neebs fell asleep on the floor with spike on top of his head asleep. All of the other ponies had left or passed out on the floor. Hours later in the morning Doraleous started waking up he had a pretty bad hangover his head was pounding he felt a blanket on him. "Weird" he thought he felt something warm he looked beside him to find Berry Punch laying right beside him and he was also naked. "WHAT THE FUC-"
Neebs the New teacher!.View OnlineBattlefield Friends: Equestrian AdventureNeebs the New teacher!.Doraleous was now running through Ponyville's market being chased by Berry Punch, Doraleous had managed to get all his gear before getting chased by as he put it "PSYCHO BITCH!" "No come back i'll be more gentle next time!" Yelled Berry Punch After hearing that Doraleous almost barfed Author: "Looks like you got this under control Doraleous" "What no! author help me you prick!" Yelled Doraleous Now back to the other crew Neeb's was finally starting to awake he felt something on his head and it said" "Oh Rarity just like that" "AAAHHH!!" Neeb's flew his head of the ground which sent spike smashing into a soft couch "Hey man what was that for!" Yelled Spike "First of all keep your dirty dreams about that drama queen to yourself and second don't use my head As a pillow" Said Neebs "Hey Rarity is beautiful and your head looked comfy" Said Spike "Whatever hey where's Appsro?" "Right here" Neeb's and Spike looked up to see Appsro coming down the stairs "Hey guys what's up?" Said Appsro Neeb's and Spike both started laughing really hard "Why the hell are you guys laughing?" Asked Appsro "Dude go look at your face" Said Spike Appsro wen't into the bathroom "GODAMNIT!!!" Yelled Appsro Five minutes of face washing later. "Dude did you get that dick of your face?" Asked Neeb's Appsro punched Neeb's hard in the face knocking him out and he said "I'm heading out" Appsro was walking through the market when he saw Doraleous running as fast as EA let him. "Hey Dor-" "No time dude have to run!" Yelled Doraleous He then saw a pony quickly run by him heading in Doraleouse's direction. _____________________________________________________________________ After Neeb's woke up after being unconscious for an hour decided to take a walk near the Everfree. He was walking down the path when he had woken up a certain cyan pegasus sleeping on a cloud above him. Rainbow Dash saw Neeb's walking down the path, she could scare him with a cloud or tackle him from behind She chose tackle as her move "Time to get some revenge" She said cartoonishly evil She was sneaking behind him when she heard him say "Lalalalalovelalal makes the world go round" She was confused at first but he quickly turned around and shot her in the head "HA my confusing technique worked who did I shoo- oh" He saw the dead body of Rainbow Dash He started thinking of what to do next "Oh I should switch to assault and then revive her! He picked up her dead body and began carrying her to there cave. "CLEAR!" *PZZZT* Rainbow Dash quickly rose from the hard ground and placed her two hooves of her chest "GAH! that hurt" She yelled "Welcome back to the land of the living" Rainbow Dash heard a familiar voice behind her she turned around and saw Neeb's "YOU WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!" She yelled "Oh well after I killed you I took you back to our base and revived you, you were legally dead for five minutes" Said Neeb's "Wait your base?" She looked around and saw weird machines they looked like Flim and Flams horsless carriages. "What's that thing do?" She pointed to the american tank "Ohh thats my favourite toy! come over here" Neebs hopped up to the hatch and opened it and jumped in. "Come on what are you waiting for?" He said "Is it dangerous?" Rainbow Asked nervously "Only when your outside when i'm driving it" "Okay looks like i'm going in" She said RD nervously flew into the war machine, and then Neebs closed the hatch and took to the drivers seat. Neebs started driving out of the cave and drove into the everfree forest. "Hey why are we going into the everfree forest it's to dangerous. She said "Relax i'm the best tank driver ever! and besides nothing can hurt us in here. *SPLOSH!* Neebs and Rainbow both looked at the drivers screen to see it covered in mud and the tank was slowly sinking. "We might be in trouble" Said Neebs _________________________________________________________________________________________ Rarity and Thick "Uhhhhh" Thick moaned he looked around his surroundings, from what he could tell he was laying on a bed and there were a bunch of mannequins all around him. "Um hello anyone here?" The door to the room opened and Rarity came in. "Oh dear your awake now you can look at the clothes I made for you" She said happily. "Wait how did I get on this bed?" Thick asked "Well I took your measurements last night and you were getting sleepy so I levitated you to my room." "Oh well thanks then" "No need to thank me oh come look at the clothes I made for you" Rarity and Thick walked downstairs to see Thick's new attire. Thick was amazed at what he saw it looked the spec ops camo but looked like it got upgraded to a new level of awesomeness. "So do you like it" Asked Rarity Thick stared at it for a few seconds before saying It's amazing!" "Oooh I just knew you would like it!" Rarity squealed with delight. "Can I put it on now?" Asked Thick "Of course you can dear the changing room is right over there. 5 minutes of changing later. Thick came out of the changing room looking more badass then ever "You look simply look dashing dear!" Rarity Said "Yeah this is really cool! how do I repay you?" Thick asked "Oh payment is not required dear it's on the house!" "Well there must be something I can do for you like a job" "Well there is one job but it's to much hard work" Said Rarity "Well i'll do it what is it?" "Well I have to make an important delivery to Fancy Pants but surely you can't walk all the way to canterlot" "Well actually I can get over there with my helicopter." "Is the helicopter that strange flying device?" "Yeah it is I can get us over there in less than twenty minutes." "Well Fancy Pants isn't expecting for me to arrive there in two days." "Well then I'll take us over there then." "Oh well thank you dear let's go get lunch" Said Rarity ____________________________________________________________________________ Doraleous and Berry Punch "okay if I hide in here she surely won't find me" Doraleous Thought Doraleous was currently hiding in a garbage bin trying to get away from Berry Punch Doraleous saw Berry Punch ran by going into the market "Whew i'm safe" He thought Just then a fat grey earth pony came walking up to the garbage bin and threw in a half eaten veggie salad, it landed on Doraleouse's head "MOTHERFU-" _______________________________________________________________________________________________ Spike Spike was taking a walk through ponyville having a nice day he saw Rarity eating at the Ponyvill'es Bakery, he was going to man up and ask her if she would like to go to the fancy restaurant with him but then he saw Thick eating with her there. "What is he doing with her?" He thought The little dragon jumped into a nearby bush so he could hear what they were talking about. "Oh i'm simply love hanging out with you darling" Said Rarity "Yeah i'm having a good time to you know I could help you at your boutique, back where I come from my mother is one of the best dress maker's ever and she taught me quite a few things. "Ooo that would simply be dazzling would you happen to know some of her dress designs?" Asked Rarity "Yeah I could help you make some of her best dresses for ponies. Said Thick Spike slowly walked away having his dream crushed he was looking down at the ground the whole time he was walking until he bumped into a certain hyper active pink pony. "Hey there Spike why do you look so sad?" Asked Pinkie "It's nothing you should get concerned about" He said in a very sad tone "It's okay Spike you can tell your auntie Pinkie what's bugging you" She Said "Well" One whole explanation at what was going on later. "Ah I see Spike you like Rarity" She Said "Well wasn't it obvious the way I act around her?" "No I didn't notice but do you know what you should do?" "I haven't got a clue at what i'm going to do?" Said Spike "Well you should wow Rarity do something very super special to her!" "Wait your right I should do something so awesome she will forget about Thick and love me!" "Well that wasn't what I me-" Pinkie was interrupted by Spike "I've got it! I know what to do now thanks pinks!" He rushed off ________________________________________________________________________________________ Rainbow Dash And Neebs The Tank was slowly sinking into mud "We need to get out now!" Yelled Neebs Neebs opened the hatch and jumped out onto land, Rainbow Dash didn't need to be told twice she flew out of the tank and landed next to Neeb's. They both watched as the tank went down in the mud. "THAT WAS SO AWESOME!" They both yelled in unision "So now what do you want to do?" Asked Neebs "Well getting out of this forest is number one on my list." RD said They both looked around to find nothing but trees. "Well looks like were lost" Said Neebs "Not quite I have wings so i'll just fly into the air and lead us to ponyville." She said Ten Minutes of walking later. Neebs and RD exited the forest and started walking back to ponyville "Dude that was so awesome we should do that again sometime" Said RD "Yeah lets do something awesome tomorrow" "Yeah but anyway's I gotta get back to cloudsdale smell ya later!" She flew off (Congratulation you and Rainbow Dash are now acquaintances!) This message appeared in front of Neebs "What the hell?" Said Neeb's the message then disapeared Neebs ignored it and wen't back to Ponyville, after walking through the market but stopped when some tapped his back. He turned around to see a pony he never saw yet. "Hello my name is Cherilee and yours?" "Well ma'am your talking to a Colonel and my name is Neeb's" He boasted proudly "Well hello Neeb's i'm the teacher at Ponyvilles school and I'm heading out of town for an urgent meeting so I need a substitute and well could you be it?" Asked Cherilee "Sure" Neebs's said not really paying attention Okay class starts tomorrow and I need you to be there by six thirty oh and here's the key, I need to get going now. She started running to the train station with her luggage in tow. Neeb's brain kicked back into gear and he said "Why the hell did I just do that!"
Neebs gun expertView OnlineBattlefield Friends: Equestrian AdventureNeebs gun expertAppsro walked around Ponyville two times and quite frankly he was missing home. His stomach started making grumbling noises. "Ahh great where the hell am I going to get a job to get food?" He asked himself but his question was answered quickly Two mare's walked by and they said "Yeah I got fired from my job." "You should go down to town hall they got jobs posted there." "Oh really well i'll go there this afternoon anyway me and my coltfriend did this new thing in bed whe-" Appsro ran away to town hall so he couldn't hear the last bit. ___________________________________________________________________ Town Hall. "Hello how may I help you?" The receptionist asked "Yes where are the jobs posted at?" "There right over there sir" Apppsro walked over to the jobs that were listed. (Baking at sugarcube corner 30 Bits) (Community cleanup 40 Bits) Appsro was tempted to pick baking because they may give him food at the end but if he did the community cleanup he would get more bits. "Ah fuck it i'll just go bake how hard can it be?" twenty minutes later. Appsro was covered in icing and baking powder and the kitchen was a complete mess. "Ummm I think I should do the baking now" Pinkie Pie said sheepishly Appsro walked out of Sugarcube corner looking like a complete mess and he noticed that the sun was setting very fast until there was no more light. "well this was a very boring day" He said to himself He noticed that there was a bar across the road from where he was. "Maybe the night can be better than the day" He cheerfully said to himself. Appsro entered the bar it was pretty crowded and it got awkward when all the heads in the bar turned to him. "Uhh don't mind me just came to get a drink" He said awkwardly Everyone in the bar then wen't back to the things they were doing, Appsro wen't to the counter and got a drink. *RING* *RING* Appsro heard ringing coming from his pocket he reached in and found his cell phone and he couldn't believe who was calling him. He answered his phone and said "Colonel?" (Will come into effect later in the story) __________________________________________________________________________ One day later Neebs just had woken up from his slumber he had taken a nap in a tree it wasn't comfortable but it was better than the ground. He heard Thick was sleeping at Raritie's boutique "Lucky bastard" he thought. And for Doraleous and Appsro was a mystery to him. ( And for the audience) Neebs looked at his watch and it was 7:30 "OH SHIT THE SCHOOL!!" _____________________________________________________________________ Ponyville Elementary "Where is Ms Cherilee it not like her to be late" Said a white unicorn filly. "Well she better get here quick because I have a pedicure appointment and I need to be there early" Said a certain obnoxious earth pony. *BASH* All of the equestrian occupants in the room were under there desks shivering with fright. *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* The thundering footsteps stopped at the front of the small school house "ATTENTION!" The commanding voice boomed over the scared ponies. All of the scared fillies and colts in the room slowly looked over there desks and saw a tall and scary biped with metal things around it's neck. "HAHAHA did ya'll see your faces they were all like" Neebs started making scared faces "Who are you?" Scootaloo said "I'm your new teacher and you better show some respect to a colonel." Neebs boasted proudly. "Wait new teacher what happened to miss Cheerilee?" Asked Sweetie Belle "She had to go on some trip for some time so i'm the new teacher." Neebs looked at the small teachers desk and saw that there was a little note there. Daily Routine Math Geometry Take up Homework Recess Lunch More Math Home Time "Well you guys have a boring schedule looks like were going on a field trip!" Neebs said "WOOHOO!" everyone in the class room started celebrating. "Did you hear that girls were going on a field trip!' Applebloom said excitedly. "Okay come on everyone were wasting daylight!" Everfree Forest Entrance Neebs had led the little fillies and colts to the Everfree forest and most of them were shivering in fright just looking at it. "Um mr Neebs what are we doing at the Everfree forest" Said one scared colt "You will all find out soon enough just follow me!" Neebs said He started walking into the forest with all the scared children in town. *HOWL* All of the children were holding onto Neebs in a death grip each of the children was holding on a part of Neebs body. "Here we are!" Neebs yelled and then took off all the children that were attached to him. "We came all the way to the Everfree forest just to see a cave!" Diamond Tiara yelled "Not just any cave my base!" Neebs walked in and the children followed They looked around at the strange vehicles in the cave. Neebs wen't over to the mcom station and and spawned in the amtrak which then spawned behind him. All of the children looked at the new vehicle in awe that just appeared out of nowhere. Neebs Then spawned in some gun crates and then loaded them onto the amtrak "Okay everyone were going back to school but i'm going to teach you how to shoot!" Neebs said
All about NeebsView OnlineBattlefield Friends: Equestrian AdventureAll about NeebsThe amtrak in battlefield is a massive hulk recon's and assault's in battlefield would run away if they saw it but when and engineer and support saw it, it would be a different story. Neebs was driving the amtrak back to ponyville's school and most of the colts and fillies riding in the back were pressing numerous buttons and see that they did. There were two seat's in the front of the amtrak Neebs and DT and SP were sitting in the seat beside him. The seats could fit two ponies in one seeing how small they are. Silver Spoon was fiddling with a bunch of button's while Diamond Tiara was having not as mush as a fun time. "How much longer until we get back?" "I'm hungry get me something to eat" "I'm so bored!" Diamond Tiara was getting under the soldier's skin. Sick of Diamond Tiara's constant whining Neeb's did something he would regret in the future. "Fine here take this just shut up!" Neebs yelled and then handed DT a m67 grenade. Diamond Tiara would have just wen't back to whining but since this was an alien thing she started to poke around at it. Diamond saw a little round thing attached to it so she pulled it off. Neebs was calmly driving when he saw a familiar yellow light a grenade about to go off. "WHERE THE FRIG DID YOU GET A GRENADE!" Neebs yelled he grabbed it and threw it out of the amtrak threw the open driving window in the front. As soon as the grenade hit the ground it exploded. "WHY IN THE HAY WOULD YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT!" Diamond Tiara yelled Neebs and Diamond Tiara kept yelling at each other when one of the colt's said "Were back at school!" Neebs looked out the driving window and saw that they were back. Neebs walked back to the back doors and opened them all of the little fillies and colts got out and started to stare at Neebs waiting for the next instructions. "Okay as most of you know I will be training all of you how to shoot" Said Neeb's. One of the little fillies raised here hoof and said. "What's shoot?" She asked "Good question but all of your questions will soon be answered now all of you go have recess and wait till I get everything off the amtrak. Twenty minutes later. Neeb's had loaded all of the crates to the yard "OKAY RECESS IS OVER!" Neebs yelled All of the children walked over to Neeb's and sat on the ground in front of him. Neebs took out a crowbar and forcefully opened the crate and took out a couple of guns and laid them on the ground. "Were going to get to these guns later but first were going to start off at the little guns!" "First off i'm going to need one of those ponies that can use magic" Neebs said. He pointed to Sweetie Belle and said "You can do magic get up here.!" He ordered Sweetie Belle looked at Applebloom and Scootaloo who both shrugged. Sweetie Belle sighed and walked over two Neeb's Neebs handed the gun to Sweetie Belle which then she grabbed or levitated with here magic. "Okay now what?" Asked Sweetie Belle "Okay now pull the trigger" Neebs instructed "What this round th-" *BANG* The bullet shot out of the pistol and collided with a tree and left a hole. The bang made all the fillies and colts jump ten feet in the air and come crashing down. "Well I see that you all need to be taught on your own on how to shoot a gun, because that's how I learned" Neebs said "THAT WAS AWESOME!" Cheered Scootaloo "Aside from the whole bang part" Said Applebloom "Well since school is out I am going to give all of you silenced m9's off your own, there in this here crate so when your leaving just take a pistol. 10 Minutes later "I can't believe it girls we got our own alien weapons!" Said Applebloom "Yeah I can't wait to test it on tree's!" Yelled Scootaloo "Did you see when the alien thing made a hole in the tree back at the school house maybe we can write word's like that. "Yeah we can spell cutie mark crusaders on the barn!" Said Applebloom Now back to Neebs "There that should do it!" Yelled Neebs as he hid the amtrak in a thick foliage of tree's near the schoolhouse. Then Neebs unloaded the dirt bike from the amtrak and set his sights for Ponyville
You have met a terrible fate haven't youView OnlineBattlefield Friends: Equestrian AdventureYou have met a terrible fate haven't youChangling Hive Queen Chrysalis Hissed as she cleaned up a dozen changling bodies and burning them in a fire then she looked over to her prisoner. "I am not quite sure how you managed to kill a dozen of my best guards with a rusty fork" Queen Chrysalis said Her prisoner just smirked and said "Maybe next time you try and get your idiot guards to feed me properly" "Never mind that now but first you must follow my orders or i'll be forced to kill you" "And I thought you were smart guess I was wrong" "I'll let that one slide but now getting back on track I wan't you to kill Princess Celestia the Monarch of this land" "What do I get in return?" "Freedom" Queen Chrysalis said "But first of you must tell me your name if we are going to be working together" Chrysalis said "Well call me Colonel" ------------------- Canterlot Blueblood's castle "OM MY GOODNES GRACIOUS WHAT ARE THESE HORRENDOUS CREATURES!" Blueblood screeched Since the arrival of the four soldiers news spread like wildfire across the equine country Most ponies were amazed at these new creatures but others like Blueblood wanted them gone. "I must get rid of these foul demon's as soon as possible!" And Blueblood had everything he need to do so a personal army of his consisting of 50 guards. Blueblood walked into the barracks and yelled "Front and center!" All of the guards quickly got in a straight line in front of their master. "Captain Typhoon prepare your men immediately!" "We are making a trip to Ponyville" He said deviously. -------------- Neeb's had gotten bored of riding around Ponyville in the span of twenty minutes. "God i'm so bored" Neeb's was currently sitting down leaning on a tree then he felt something poking his leg he looked down to see Scootaloo. "Hey there munchkin what's up?" "Hey well Applebloom and Sweetie Belle had to go eat dinner so I got bored and found you" "Well i'm getting a bit hungry how bout you he asked?" "YES um I mean yeah i'm kinda hungry" Scoot's said Sheepishly Neebs looked at her stomach to find it completely devoid of any fat and he swear he saw a bone. "Holy crap it looks like you haven't eaten anything in days!" "Well come on lets go get you something to eat" Five Minutes Later "Welp here we are!" "Sugarcube corner?" Scoot's asked "Yeah wait just here" Neebs ran into the shop and in about three seconds came out with a huge cake. "Here ya are." Neebs laid the cake on a nearby table Scootaloo started chomping on the cake like a wild hound finishing it in a matter of seconds and then let out a loud *BERP* "WOAH you ate the cake like a grown man!" Neeb's cheered "Yeah well you know me" She said Sheepishly "Anyways it's getting late but could you do me a favor?" "Sure" said Neeb's "Well can you teach me how to fly" "Well Scoots you came to the right man" Neeb's picked up Scootaloo and put her two hooves over hos shoulders and then put her on his shoulders. Then carried her over to his bike and put her ontop of it and then put a couple of c4 at the bottom Before Scootaloo could say anything there was a loud boom and she was sen't flying in the air. "Flap your wings!" Yelled Neeb's Scootaloo tried doing so but it wasn't it working 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *Splat* "Crap"
John and New friend's!View OnlineBattlefield Friends: Equestrian AdventureJohn and New friend's!Doraleous awoke from his slumber in an alley way it was dark out so naturally he took his phone out to check the time. "Midnight huh well I guess a couple of beers wouldn't hurt" And lucky for him he was in the bar's alleyway. He walked into the bar and took a seat on a stool by the bartender. "What can I get for you dear boy?" The bartender said in a German accent. "Get me the strong specialty" Doraleous said "Feeling tough are we?" The Bartender sat John's beer down by him. (Author's Note) I'm going to start calling him John now because that's his real name. Mostly due to the fact that writing Doraleous every time is a bitch. "Hey buddy" John looked over to his right to find a stallion with a jet white blue mane. "The name's Thunderlane" "Well hey Thunderlane" Said John John noticed this Thunderlane character was nervous and he was always looking back and forth. "Since were best buds can you do your besty ol bud a favor and protect me from heat season tomorrow?" Thunderlane had puppy dog eyes now "PLEASE PROTECT ME I'LL DO ANYTHING!" Thunderlane was now latching on John's bullet proof vest "Okay but first you have to pay for my drink and let me crash at your place" Said John "DONE!" Yelled Thunderlane Thunderlane quickly paid for John's drink and rushed him outside "Okay my house is right across the street" Thunderlane seemed a lot more relaxed Once they got to his house Thunderlane knocked on the door, a few seconds later the door opened revealing a little colt. "Hey big brother!" "Hey Rumble!" Thunderlane said giving his little bro a nuggie. "Who's that?" Rumble said looking at John curiously "Hey i'm John" "Big bro can John do any tricks?" Thunderlane was in the middle of boarding windows "I gotta start boarding the windows Rumble you can go play with John in your room. Rumble brought John into his room. "Wow" was all John had to say his room was filled with toys. "Wan't to play Jenga? "Uuuh sure" _____________________________________ Appsro Appsro was trecking through the Everfree forest in search of the base he decided he would sleep in the humvee because the seat's would go back. "All this fucking mud is starting to piss me off" he said angrily Finally after walking for twenty minutes he had found a cave. "Fucking finally" He thought to himself He walked in to the cave expecting to see multiple armored vehicles but instead found a giant sleeping dragon. "Holy shit" He whispered to himself he wasn't in shock because of the dragon but the amount of gems it was laying on. Appsro quickly hid behind a rock "I guess I have to wait for that fucker leaves" He got into a laying position and started to drift of to sleep. ________________________________________________ Rarity and Thick Rarity was pacing back and fourth in her bathroom "Oh no tomorrow is heat season and I have Thick here!" She thought to herself "Well I could keep him in hear with me and lock ourselves in my bedroom?" "NO Rarity your a classier mare than that, but what should I do!" "Hey rarity I got the board's and nails you wanted!" Thick yelled "Coming!" she yelled in her usual cheerfulness "I guess I have to figure this out tomorrow" She thought to herself _____________________________________ Neebs Neeb's was running through the Everfree forst in search of his base with a corpse of Scootaloo in his backpack Neeb's quickly found his base and thought "Only an idiot could miss this cave he entered and placed the backpack on the hood of a humvee. He ran over to the mcom station and changed into an Assault, he opened the bag and took out the corpse of Scootaloo "Okay now CLEAR!" Neeb's pushed the defib's violently on Scootaloo's body "AAHH!" She yelled Scootaloo began breathing heavily and started darting her around the cave rapidly. "Easy there sport" Neeb's said Scootaloo looked to her right and instantly eased up Noticing Neeb's presence "Whoo I thought I was dead" Scootaloo said "You were- um well it was probably a bad dream" Neeb's Said "Woah!" Scootaloo said in awe as she looked at the various tank's and helicoptors. "Yeah pretty sweet huh?" "Can I go in that one!" She pointed at the little bird "Sure" both Neeb's and Scootaloo wen't over to the little bird Scootaloo hopped onto the passenger seat and got comfy *Yawn* "I didn't know I was this tired" She instantly fell asleep "I'm a bit tired to" Said Neeb's he climbed into the driver seat and fell asleep ___________________________________________ Kharg Island The Girl Gamer was running as she was being chased by a tank she ran into the mcom station she was going to arm it but the Ammo Guy had just armed it then it began glowing violently and they were both pulled into Equestria The Girl Gamer and Ammo Guy have joined the Game.
Supports HilaritiesView OnlineBattlefield Friends: Equestrian AdventureSupports HilaritiesSupport was exploring ponyville he was getting a few worried glances from the townsfolk but that didn’t bother him, but what he wanted was a good drink. He spotted a vendor that was selling some wines he walked up to it to find no one running it. “Hello anyone here?” Support said. Then he got an idea he put c4 at the bottom of the stand took a couple of wine bottles and began to push it to a un guarded carrot stand, then dived into some bushes and pressed the button. Five minutes ago at Ponyville Library. “Hey Twilight have you seen support anywhere?” said a worried Assault “Yeah he left a couple of minutes ago why?” “Wait he left oh no” and just on as cue a explosion was heard outside. “What the hell is that stupid fuck doing now!?” said an angry engineer “I don’t know but we better stop him from causing anymore damage” Said Recon Recon,Assault,Engineer and twilight had reached the market stalls to see a bunch of ponies crowding two destroyed vender stand. “Who the buck would destroy my stand!?” “You’re stand! my beautiful wine is ruined!” “What happened here” ask a confused Twilight “That big flank hole with the metal things around his neck destroyed my wine!” yelled a angry Berry punch “And my carrots!” yelled Carrot Top “Do you know which way he went?” said Recon “I saw him going towards the everfree forest during one of my practices, he was yelling promoted” Said Thunderlane “Wait he was yelling..oh no, OH SHIT” said Recon “What’s so bad about him getting promoted?” Said a confused Assault “He was just one promotion away from getting the mortar” Said Recon “This is bad” Said a worried Engineer “Hey Engineer what’s a mortar?” said a confused Twilight “You saw what he did here he can do it again from a very far distance with a mortar” said Engineer “What that’s horrible!” yelled Twilight “Hey what’s the everfree Twilight?” Meanwhile at the entrance at the everfree. “Okay that cottage with all the bird house’s looks a good place to test this mortar” said Support Support took out the mortar and walked twenty meters from the cottage. “FIRE IN THE HOLE!” support yelled and fired the mortar, it hit the house with an explosion almost taking out half of the cottage. “WOOOOHHOOOO!!!” Support yelled in the air. Back to the other four. “So Twilight what’s the everfree forest like?” said Recon “It’s one of the most dangerous places in Equestria the clouds move on their own the animals take care of themselves!” “That sounds like a nor-” Assault was cut off when they heard an explosion and their friend yell. “Well at least we know where he is now” said Engineer “Well we better get over their quick” Back at the Support “That was awesome I gotta do that again!” Support was about to fire when he heard a voice behind him “Hey what did you just do to Fluttershie’s cottage!” Support turned around and saw a flying pony with a rainbow mane. “Oh hey there I was just testing out my new mortar” said Support “But you just demolished Fluttershie’s house why I otta teach you a lesson!” Rainbow was about to charge when five timberwolves came charging out of the forest, they started surrounding Rainbow dash and support. Rainbow dash was frozen in fear right now while support was unfazed. Rainbow dash hugged supports back tightly. “What the hell are you guys an abomination to the world eat led suckas!” Support took out his M249 and began fires at the timberwolves. Support managed to gun down three while two still remained, one of them charged he fired what was left in his M249 at the one charging it killed him and engulfed support in tree sap. Support was out of ammo for his primary and didn’t have any time to reload he whipped out his 44. magnum, the one last standing timberwolf began to charge Support dodged and aimed carefully and shot the timberwolf in the head. Assault,Recon,Engineer and Twilight saw the whole thing,Support spotted his friends “Hey guys what’s up?” Support said casually. “I don’t know what to say” said Assault “He actually fought good” Said Recon “Am I the only one that can see the Rainbow thing on his back?” said Engineer “I think that’s Rainbow Dash!” said Twilight they began to walk over to each other "Support you were kicking ass down there!" Recon yelled excitedly "Rainbow Dash are you okay!?" yelled Twilight worriedly Rainbow Dash came back to reality and looked ar her surroundings "AAAAHHH!! get off of me freak!" Rainbow Dash yelled at Support "What are you talking about you came all over me when those wooden things showed up" said Support "Rainbow Dash he does have a point you were well hugging him" Twilight stated "Well I uh well" Rainbow Dash” stated dumbly "Cut it out love birds lets walk back to the chopper and head back to base" said Recon "Hey where is the chopper?" said Support "Don't worry about the chopper right now but did you blow up that building?" Said Assault "Yeah I was testing out the mortar" Said Support "Uh guys incoming twelve o clock" said Engineer Everyone looked in the sky to see about fifty Royal guards coming there way "Guys we need to get back to the transport chopper now!" yelled assault All four of the battlefeild friends started running back to the chopper which was one hundred meters from them. ten pegasus guards landed 20 meters from them “HALT!” one of them yelled Engineer took out his SMAW and fired killing eight of the guards, Assault fire his rifle killing the other two. They reached the transport chopper and flew off into the air. “We got flying ones on our six!” Yelled Assault, Recon turned around so Assault could gun them down with the minigun, and started shooting the pegasus guards gunning down all of them. “Are there anymore?” said engineer “No we are in the clear” said Assault They reached the cave and flew in once they landed “Great were not only here a day and were at war” Said a tired Engineer “Well guys I don’t know about you but I’m going to spawn my self a Humvee and a have a good nap” said Support “Yeah I think i’m gonna do the same” said Recon Everyone was fast asleep except Support, Support was about to take his plan into action. “Hehe i’m gonna get Promoted again but how, wait i’ll just destroy a bunch of stuff with the medusa attack chopper!” Support used the mcom station to spawn the chopper and flew out of the cave with it. “Okay there should be a town around here somewhere, Oh there it is what was it called again ponyverse?” said Support Support began to fly around the town “Okay open fire!” Support began to shoot missiles down on the town Meanwhile In ponyville Libary “Twilight wake up!” yelled a very worried little dragon “Hhhmm what is it spike” said a tired Twilight “The aliens are attacking ponyville!” “WHAT!” yelled Twilight And just on cue there was an explosion heard from outside “We have to evacuate Ponyville!” yelled Twilight “Hey Twilight do you thinks it’s those weird four guys again?” “I hope not Spike” Twilight and spike exited the Library and ran into town it was a complete disaster,Ponies were running back and forth trying to evade the Noobs missiles. She spotted Applejack in the clusterfuck. “Applejack are you alright!?” “I’m fine Twahlight but what in tarnation is that big metal thing in the air!” “Well I think it’s one of the aliens from before” said Twilight “Ah knew they were no good!” said Applejack “Yes but the question is how do we stop it?” said Twilight “I think we should evacuate the town and head to canterlot!” said Applejack “Yes your’e right, the next train should be here in a hour!” said Twilight “Well we should get packing then” said Applejack