Chapters Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
Author's Note: So here's the next chapter. For the most part, the plan I'm following is a line. And I'm a 5 year old who doesn't color within the lines. So yeah. If random things happen, it's because I thought about it spur of the moment. I'm hoping it will all work out, but who know's. So, I'm going to be doing a little foreshadowing. Keep an eye out for it. It's going to be subtle, so don't look for the obvious.
Chapter 2
Is This Good, or Bad?
You all leave the library and are confronted by an angry mob. You look around and think 'Well. Fuck.' You look over at Twilight with a look that says "Now what?" She sighs and rolls her eyes.
"I know I know... I got this." Her horn glowed, and a disk appeared above her. The crowd started murmuring. You heard somepony say "Monster!" You sigh and shake your head. The disk Twilight summoned started rising into the air, leaving behind a Three Dimensional Holographic image of Twilight's head that mirrored everything Twilight did. She amplified her voice and addressed the crowd. "Listen up everypony!" The crowd went silent... "I know you are all a little frightened by the creature that came running out of the Everfree Forest a little while ago. But trust me when I say he means no harm! I was in there talking with him for ten minutes with only Spike and Fluttershy in the room!"
There was a mummer from the crowd and somepony shouted "How do we know it's not just trying to win us over to get us when we aren't expecting it!"
This is when you spoke up "If I wanted you all dead with what I was lucky enough to bring from my world, I could easily wipe you all out." They all go silent as you hold up a grenade, "This, is what is called a *Frag Grenade* or * Fragmentation Grenade* inside is explosives that when detonated send metal fragmentations of in every direction killing anything in a ten foot diameter of the epicenter of the explosion. In case you don't know the distance, this is a foot." You hold up your hands and space them apart to a foot.
The crowd kept silent and looked terrified. You kept talking and held up your M16A4 "This, is what is called a M16A4, or Assault Rifle, and in simpler teams, a gun. It uses gunpowder in a brass casing. When the gunpowder is ignited it causes a small metal projectile to fly forward several times faster than the speed of sound in a straight line up to three-thousand feet. And it's lethal at the range to. So, if I wanted you all dead. I would've been able to do it from the forest line. So trust me when I say I don't want to hurt anypony here. Because if I did, I would've. Where I'm from I'm an elite soldier best of the best. My job was to kill people. All kinds of people. From evil dictators, to corrupt politicians. I fought for my country, and I did a damn good job. Here's where this benefits you. I don't expect to be able to go back home. Ever. Making this my country now."
The crowd looked at you. Some looked convinced others worse than before. You sigh heavily. "Take that however you want. The point is; I come in peace. Should something arise, I will fight for this place. For my new home!" This got some good reactions from the crowd. 'All they need now is time to get used to me I guess...' You turn to Twilight and say, "Come on, let's go eat."
You start heading off towards the town. You walk about ten feet before you stop and turn around facing Twilight "Yeah, I kinda don't know where I'm going. You should lead the way" You say with a nervous laugh. You also couldn't help but notice how close Fluttershy and Twilight were to each other.
Twilight nods and says "Of course! I was wondering when you were going to ask for directions"
"Give me a map, and two days and I'll have the layout of teh whole down memorized." You say proudly
Twilight looks impressed, "Only two days!? It took me a week before I memorized all of Ponyville!"
"Well, when your life may depend on how quickly you learn something, you tend to figure out how to memorize things quickly..." You look off into the distance, a look of sadness creeps onto your face.
"Umm... Are you okay...?" Fluttershy asked
You snap out of your trance and look at Fluttershy, "Yeah, I'll be fine" you manage a smile and Fluttershy drops it. "So how much farther till we get there?"
Twilight kept facing forward and said "Almost there, about two more minutes."
"Hmmm..."
Twilight turns to look at you "You feeling alright?"
"Yeah. Can you tell me about this place? Not just the town, but this country if that's what you even call the territory your people controls. To help pass the time, and I'd like to learn more about this place."
"Sure thing! Where to start..." Twilight thinks about it for a moment before speaking again, "Okay, this is the Land of Equestria, it's not what you call a country, it's just the land ponies control. We have borders, but merely as a formality. We don't really fight with our neighbors anymore. Our last war was over a thousand-years ago. We have two rulers, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Princess Celestia controls the sun, while Princess Luna controls the moon. They rule together during the day the other at night."
You take a few moments to process this. Having watched the show, you more or less knew some of that. But since killing isn't unheard of you decide to take the show as a base point of reference. As things were clearly different, but similar.
"Ponyville was founded about" just as she was saying that, a group of kids ran by (No, it's not the CMC) so you couldn't hear what she said, "Years ago back when Applejacks grandmother was just a young mare. Applejack is a friend of mine, she runs Sweet Apple Acres, the apple farm near here. The town gets all our apples from there, as well as a few other nearby cites."
"That's interesting. Will I be meeting Applejack?" You sound curious, but mostly know them already, you only wonder what's different about all of them from the show.
"You sure will! You've already met one of my friends, Fluttershy. That leaves Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity. You'll also end up meeting the Princesses later. I can only imagine they would want to meet you sooner rather than later."
Your stomach decides to show you how many knots it can tie when you hear you'll be meeting the princesses. You accepted it as a possibility, since while you were a closet brony, you also read your fair share of fictions, and the human always meet the princesses, but you never really gave it to much thought until now. Not to mention the humans were for the most part good. You weren't good. in fact, you've thought yourself as evil a few times. Killing without remorse. And rationalizing it as "orders".
Twilight sees your face and asks "You okay? You look like you were just bucked in the guts" You giggle at how "bucked" sounds a lot like "fucked". '... This is going to be an awkward couple of months while I adjust to this, isn't it?'
You sigh and respond to Twilight "Yeah, I'll be fine. I'm just hungry is all" You didn't like lying, but you figure its better then the truth at this point.
"Oh! Here we are!" Twilight exclaims as a simple restaurant comes into view, it's mostly outdoors. Which is decorated sparsely, save for a few flower beds. The tables were made of simple stone slabs resting atop a metal support frame. The chairs were metal. But there weren’t any salt or pepper shakers on any of the tables. 'That's odd...'
You all take a seat and much to your surprise Fluttershy speaks up first "So, what kind of food did you eat before you came here?" You sigh. You were really hoping to avoid the meat subject. Fluttershy sees this and quickly adds "Oh! I mean, only if you want to..."
"No, I'll tell you. But I was kind of hoping to avoid this. You both seemed to react poorly when you heard that I ate meat at all. You both sure you want to hear this?"
Twilight quickly shakes her head, Spike follows suite as if it took him a split second longer to decide. Fluttershy still seems interested. "Alright, I'll tell you what Fluttershy, I'll tell you later. Twilight seems to really dislike the idea."
Fluttershy looked a little disappointed, but nodded her head. "Um, okay... I mean, if you still want to..."
"It's not a problem. If you really want to hear it I'll tell you. But just promise you won't think any less of me for it, okay?"
She nodded "I promise. I'm friends with animals who eat meat, so it's not something I'm totally unfamiliar with."
Shortly a unicorn mare came out of the building levitating the missing items. The Salt and Pepper shakers, and the napkin box. She was tall for a mare. Taller than Twilight, but shorter then Big Mac, and she was slender. Her coat was deep brown, and her mane was a vanilla white. An interesting color pattern for sure, but with the way she had her hair styled, it looked brilliant. (Think something like Fluttershy, only shorter, and the curve at the top isn't as profound.) Her cutiemark was a steaming cup of coffee. (I know it's a little over used, but it works) "Hello, my name is Vanilla. I'll be your server to-" She paused when she looked at you. "Your s-server today..."
You sigh and say "Don't let my looks fool you. I'm quite a nice person. Just a little odd looking." You flash her smile and wink then continue by adding "Although, I haven't been here long, I must say, you are quite the looker. I haven't met a lot of other ponies, but you're going to be hard to outshine" You finish with another wink. She giggles and looks away with a hint of red tinting her cheeks.
"I-I'll be r-right back with your menus." She says nervously as she heads back inside. Twilight, Fluttershy, and Spike look at you with their jaws on the floor
"What? Now she thinks I'm a nice guy. She'll tell her friends. Who'll tell their friends. So on so forth. I don't see how this could possibly backfire."
She came back out levitating four menus. Walking around the table she placed a menu at each spot. When she walks past you, she drapes her tail over your shoulder and rubs it across your neck as she places your menu in front of you with a little wink. When she places the menus down, she walks back around the table, and once again drapes her tails over your shoulder only this time she brushes it across your face. The smell of coffee hits your nose like nine-thousand and one pounds of bricks (You see what I did there?). It's the best smelling coffee you've ever had the pleasure to smell. Starbucks can't even compare. This time when she winks at you, you wink back. 'She is the most beautiful mare I've seen yet...'
"Wait! I thought you said mommy was the prettiest mare you've ever seen?" On your lap, sits a little unicorn filly.(No details on her for now. It's a surpirse >:) )
"She is, but I haven't meet mommy yet."
"When will she get here? You told me you'd tell me more about her... I want to learn more about my mommy…"
You hug the little filly closer, and a tear escapes your eyes "I know I'm getting there, this is also a story on how I meet mommy. Trust me, she'll get here. Let me keep going, okay?”
”Okay daddy. I just really want to hear more about mommy... I wish I could have met her...”
”I wish you could've met her to sweet heart. I do to... Now, back to the story”
She walks back into the dinner. Your eyes follow her flank all the way in the building. You turn back to the table, and notice everypony there staring.
"O-oh my..." Fluttershy looks away, blushing.
Spike looks impressed, and is writing something down on a note pad 'Where'd that come from?' When he finishes he looks up and says "Smooth moves man. Smooth moves indeed"
Twilight looks shocked. And maybe a little disappointed? You can't be sure. But the face she's making is funny and you can't help but laugh a little. "Okay, maybe things backfired a little."
Twilight starts talking "You think? Dear Celestia... Your first day here and you already have a mare crushing over you. And you're a different species!"
You frown "I didn't think that would be a big problem here given there are an abundant amount of creature's here who can talk. Sure it's a little weird, but as far as I'm concerned it's harmless flirting. Guess ponies can be more close minded that I thought."
Twilight is about to protest against you, where you hear a scream. You get up and start running off towards the direction of the scream. You run at a full blown sprint leaving Twilight, Spike, and Fluttershy in the dust. You arrive at an ally, and see three stallions surrounding a single mare. The mare is a brilliant white, with a purple mane done up in curls. You can’t get a real good look at her she's being blocked by the three stallions.
"Hey. You three better bail if you know what's good for you." The three turn their attention to you.
"This ain't none of your business weirdo. Get lost before we mess you up!" they turn their attention back to the mare.
"I'm making it my fucking business dick wads."
Okay. Foreshadowing. Not subtle at fucking all. ilied.jpg (<--- is I Lied) So. Question, what do you think should be trying to happen to the mare? Robbery? Rape? Gimme some ideas. I don't care. The hero is going to stop it, so feel free to be a brutal as you want. Another question, should I kill them off? Or just hospitalize them and save them and use them later?
I did plan on it being a subtle foreshadow, but remember what I said about the plan and box and I'm a 5 year old. SO yeah. This chapter, blew the plan to fucking pieces.
And the Italicized stuff is things that haven't happened yet. As you may have figured out, this is telling a story now. Like I said. This chapter blew the plan to millions of fucking pieces.
Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
Author's Notes: Okay! Here's chapter three everypony! Wanna give a shout out to the guy who got first the last couple of chapters. Shizuka Ryuko. If you guys spot an error or something that doesn't make sense, let me know either in the comment or via a PM. I'll fix the mistakes AND I won't even delete your comments like some author's do after they fix it.
Always looking for some feedback. Positive or negative. If it's negative, let me know why in the comments, I'll see what I can do to help fix it.
Chapter 3
Hero or Menace?
“I’m making it my fucking business dick wads”
The largest of the three stallions turns to face you and says “Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?”
“I want in.” The mare behind them looks at you with horror in her eyes. The stallion looks at her for a moment, giving you enough time to wink at her. Whether she noticed, understood or otherwise, you have no clue. Her expression didn’t change, but she did stop staring at you. “What’s the plan?”
“What makes you think I’d let you in?” The large stallion turned his attention back to you. His face was blank. ‘I know that look… he’s seen death… a lot’
“Because, I know whatever you’re up to is no good. I can run off and get some guards. Sure, you can chase me. Hell, you MIGHT even be able to catch me. But how many people will I be able to alert before you can stop me?” The stallion thought about that for a moment.
“Alright weirdo, you can join in. Less complicated that way. But you ain’t getting any of the loot! The plan is really simple. We take whatever was in those bags of hers, take her money, have a little ‘fun’ with her, if ya catch my drift. Then axe her so there ain’t any witnesses.”
You feigned being impressed “Wow. You sure seem to know what you’re doing. This isn’t the first time you’ve done this before is it?”
The stallion held his head up high drinking in the praise. You just noticed he had a horn. ‘Unicorn… Better be careful’ “Nope! This is the… thirteenth one this year!”
You sound really impressed “Really?!”
“Oh yes! And it’s not going to be the last on-“ Before he can even finish, you pull out your Colt and blow his horn right off his smug face. He clutched his head and screamed in sheer agony. Twilight and Fluttershy choose this moment to show up.
Twilight spoke first after looking around briefly “What the buck is going on?! What happened!? What did you do?!”
You keep calm, look Twilight in the eyes and simply say “Look around carefully. Notice anypony else here?”
Twilight looks around more closely and notices the mare “Rarity!”
“She’s fine. But I need you two to just stay there.” The big stallion unicorn was still clutching his head in pain. His wailing has calmed down, but all the noise has drawn a crowd. “I’m going to take care of this. My way.” You turn your attention to the stallions. “You three assholes have done some messed up shit. I’m going to make you pay. Back in my world, you’d be locked up, and put to death. I’m going to skip the jail time…” Your voice was dripping with venom and hate.
The ex-unicorn has settled down to some degree and he shouted, pain still in his voice, “Get him! Make that little shit pay for this with his life!”
“Twilight. Remember what I said. Stay there. Don’t interfere. Same for you Fluttershy, Spike. Things are about to get messy, and I’d rather not accidently hurt you three.” Your voice was still seething with hatred.
Twilight started stammering “O-Okay” She sounded scared.
‘Huh. I expected more of a-‘ Your train of thought was cut off as you noticed one of the other stallions started charging you. His head was bent down to be used as a battering ram. The pounding of his hooves echoed in the alleyway. He was closing in fast, and you stood your ground. (Like a baws).
Twilight shouted “Look out!” and at the last second, you spun a 180 on the balls of your feet, grabbed his neck, angled to the right, and pulled down, causing him to flip over. At the pinicle of his flip you pull up and turn to your left keeping a firm grip on his neck. He moved a few more inches, and a sickening *Crack* could be heard before, and after he hit the ground. Fluttershy fainted, Spike looked at you like you were a super hero, and Twilight turned away, and promptly lost whatever she had for breakfast that morning. The stallions eyes were wide open and had a look of extreme terror on his face. His left hind leg was twitching. You pulled your Colt back out and promptly blew his face off sending blood splattering over the wall and you. His brain, or what was left of it, went over the floor of the alleyway. You could hear the sound of liquid hitting the wall.
“Which one of you is next?” Your voice was flat and emotionless. The other stallion took off running. You took aim, and took out one his legs. That skinny thing came right off causing him to collapse in a screaming heap on the ground. You could see bone, and even an artery from what’s left of his leg. ‘Love hollow points’ You turn to the ex-unicorn. “You want to run to? I dare you…” You pull out your knife with your other hand and start walking towards the ex-unicorn, who started backing up. You pass Rarity who stared at you with a look of wonder, and horror as you closed in on the stallion.
You pass the one on the ground who passed out from blood loss and promptly shot him in the head. Spraying his blood and brains all over the walls. At this point this whole scene was looking like a horror movie. Blood and bodies everywhere. The back spray got more blood on you. And Twilight passed out, and Spike isn’t really sure what to make of what you are doing anymore. “You have been tried. And have been found guilty. My job back where I’m from isn’t jumping feet first into hell. Making sure it’s crowded when I get there is.” The ex-unicorn was backed into a dumpster. He looked absolutely terrified.
“Y-y-you’re a m-m-m-monster!”
You pull the gun up and put against his muzzle. You muster all the hate, and even change your voice to something more evil sounding, a neat trick you learned when you were younger, and said “Who? Me? I don’t rape and kill mares…” The stallion pissed himself and you start laughing. “My how the tables have turned… I’m enjoying this FAR more then I should…” You start pulling the trigger and yell “BANG!” and the stallion faints into the puddle of his own piss. You put the Colt away and the knife and head over to Rarity.
“You alright?” You extend a hand out in order to help her up.
She looks at it, and you. She nervously accepts it and awkwardly stands up “Yes, I’m quite alright darling. I’m glad you came when you did… I thought I was a goner…”
“It’s not a problem. Just doing my duty. Besides, I couldn’t resist the urge to help a beautiful damsel in distress.” You punctuate the end of the sentence with a wink earning a blush and a giggle from Rarity.
“My my! Such a gentlecolt.” She looks around. “Even if you are a bit violent… I must say, you certainly did a number on those ruffians. I certainly am glad you are on my side. Frankly, you scare me.”
At this point Twilight is just starting to wake up. You walk over to her with Rarity in tow. “You feeling alright? You look like you’ve seen a ghost…”
Twilight looks at you and starts shouting “NO! I’m not okay! You just killed two stallions in cold blood!”
Rarity speaks up before you could counter “Darling please calm down. Mr….”
“Jason, Jason Wander. U.S Army.” You say introducing yourself
“Thanks you darling. Mr. Wander here just saved my life! Those three ruffians planned on stealing my bag, defiling me, and then they were going to kill me! Sure, what he did was a little… extreme, for lack of a better word that comes to mind. But what he did was noble and brave. I for one thank him.”
You turn to the crowd and say with a stern voice “All right! Shows over! Shove off!” Everypony except the still unconscious Fluttershy, Twilight, Rarity, and Spike left.
Spike walked up to you “Dude! That was freaking amazing! Where’d you learn to do that?! You’re like a super hero!”
You laugh a little and say “Where I learned that is simple. Back on my planet. And super hero I am not. They don’t kill the bad guys. They send them to jail. Sure I left one of them, but still.”
“Yeah I suppose… Still, what you did was kinda cool. I’ve never seen anything that even comes close to being that awesome!” (Somewhere out there, a chill went down Rainbow Dash’s spine)
You pat Spike on the head and turn to Twilight “Okay, where’s the police, or guards, or something. I know I’m going to have some explaining to do.” As if on cue, a trio of guards showed up with sun markings on their gold breastplates. ‘That’s odd… Usually in the fics, only Princess Celestia’s personal guards have those marks…’ Then it clicks. ‘Oh fuck. This isn’t good.’
Following the guards was as expected, the Princess. ‘God damn it…’ She stood regal, and tall. She towered over everpony there. But not, everyONE. She was taller then you sure, but not by much. If she reared up onto her hind legs it’d be a vastly different story. But she isn’t, so it’s not.
“So. You are the ‘human’ Twilight was telling me about.” Celestia looked around at the carnage before her. “Is this all your doing?”
You couldn’t be anymore nervous right now if you were about to meet the president. After fucking his daughter. And getting caught. “Yes I caused what you see before you. But I had a damn good reason.”
Rarity stepped forwards and said “Princess Celestia, if I may explain,” Celestia nodded and motioned for Rarity to continue. “Those three ruffians were planning to do all manners of dastardly things to me. Jason here, saved my life. I only shudder at the thought at what would’ve happened if he didn’t come running when he did. They wouldn’t have been able to kill me, but Twilight wouldn’t have shown up in time to stop the ‘other’ thing they had in mind…” Rarity took a moment to compose herself.
“They also admitted to having done it before. Several times before as a matter of fact. And the leader is still alive, albeit in a poor state. And almost to my displeasure.” You couldn’t help but smile at the praise.
Celestia turned to you and asked “Can you explain what happened then? And how you ended up here?”
“Yes ma’am. You may want to take a seat. It’s a long story, and I haven’t forgotten any of the details.” You went over everything that happened from the operation that went bad, up till this point. You were watching Rarity’s and Celestia’s faces for some type of reaction. Rarity seemed angry with you for attacking Fluttershy, but Celestia had one hell of a poker face. ‘Note: Never play poker with Celestia… If they have poker.’ Rarity calmed down after you explained you still thought you were in your world and thought you were still in enemy territory. You also told them about the scene at the library. Same thing as before. Celestia went poker face on you, and Rarity got angry, but calmed down after you explained your reasoning.
“And that’s everything up till this point.” Celestia took a deep breath, closed her eyes, and sighed. She was thinking over everything you just told her. You started getting nervous about what was going to happen when she spoke up. “You will not be punished for what has transpired here today. You did it in self-defense, and trying to protect one of my little ponies. Do not go picking fights however. Should you do this in a fight you started, it could only be viewed as murder. Understand?” Celestia sounded caring, yet at the same time, it sounded like she was scolding you. ‘How does she do that…?’
“I understand. I will do my best to avoid getting into any fights. But I can’t stop myself from defending myself. Though I’ll try to avoid killing them if I think they wouldn’t come back.”
Celestia thought about it for a moment before smiling. “Then how about this. Ponyville doesn’t really have a police station since this town is usually peaceful. But I fear that if a crime has happened once, it will happen again. I, Princess Celestia, hereby decree, that you, Jason Wander shall take over the job of Sheriff of Ponyville. Will you accept the job and up-hold peace in the town, with honor?”
“I will uphold the justice in this town. You can count on me, thank you” Spike and the girls all stomped their hooves in approval. (In case you’re wondering why Twilight is isn’t mad at him for kicking ass like a baws, Celestia says he’s cool, so Twilight was all like *K fien, his iz baws nao* As for Fluttershy, she’s just happy Rarity is okay, and thinks it was very kind of me to risk my own life to help Rarity. So she thinks I’m baws to.)
“Okay so, quick question.”
“Yes?”
“What about the bodies? And that one is still alive, he going to jail or what?”
“Good point… I’ll take care of the bodies, and as for him, I’ll just send him to the (Moon) Dungeon for several years.” Celestia’s horn glowed, and the two bodies, and the mess disappeared. “I’ll be seeing you later ‘Sheriff’ Jason” Just before Celestia disappeared, you could’ve sworn she winked at you.
“Well. I don’t know about you girls, but I’m still hungry as fuck. I never did get to order lunch, much less eat anything. So I’m starving, and thirsty.”
Rarity spoke up “Well, listing to your story, and seeing as how you saved me and all. I’ll be more than happy to cook you up something to eat, and get you something to drink. Follow me, I’ll take you to my house, which also serves as place of work. The Carousel Boutique, where everything is chic, unique, and magnific. If you need clothes, I’m the mare for the job!” Rarity couldn’t have sounded smugger even if she was Rainbow Dash.
“Well that’s something else. Well that’s good, got quite a few things on my list done.”
“If you don’t mind my asking, what list are you talking about darling?”
“There is a short list of Items I need for a comfortable stay here. Some needed to be taken care of quickly, others would be taken care of later. The first was something showing that though I am different, I’m a good person. Becoming Sheriff solved that problem, or will solve it once word gets around. And assuming nopony is scared of me after what happened… The second was to be introduced to the ruler of this place, which was just done. We are on our way to get something to eat, so that’s taken care of too. The last thing, is someplace to stay. I’m sure I can find someplace, but I’ll need to get started as soon as we are done eating. And it’s a good thing you’re an expert tailor, my people wear clothes all the time.”
“You don’t have a place to stay? Oh, you can stay with me till you find someplace more permanent. It’s the least I can do since you saved me darling. Plus I’m still shaken about what just happened… I’d feel a lot better if you were nearby. At least until I calm down…” If Rarity was more upset then she was letting on, she was doing a damn good job hiding it from her friends. But you could see in her eyes… h-her eyes… ‘Damn she’s got some gorgeous eyes… Those look like freaking sapphires! I could get so lost in those things… How long have I been staring?’
“Jason… Jason! Are you okay darling? You’ve been starting for three minutes!”
‘Well this is awkward…’ “Yeah, I’m fine. Just daydreaming. Let’s get going. I need a shower something fierce…”
“Indeed you do darling, you reek, and you are covered in blood. Both of those things are offensive, and the latter is scaring everypony. Including myself. Since you also don’t really seem to mind all that much…”
“Yeah… You get used to being covered in grime when you are in a hostile area with no access to a shower for a few weeks… Helps with camouflage though. So I’ll give it that. Now… off to the shower and lunch!” You begin walking off to Rarity’s house. Along the way she starts asking you about the fashions of your world ‘Saw that coming! Unlike that fucking grenade… Not that I can really care. I could get used to being able to really help people, err, ponies. More grateful than the selfish assholes in my world anyway.’
When you finally get to Rarity’s, you notice the door is unlocked and slightly ajar. You turn to Rarity, and have a serious look on your face. “You lock your door when you leave?”
“Y- Why yes. I do darling. What’s the matter?” Rarity looked scared, and confused at your sudden attitude change.
“Your door is slightly ajar…” You motion for Rarity to step back. You walk up to the door, and slowly open it a crack so you can see inside. It’s pitch black, but you can hear somepony inside. You turn to whisper to Rarity, who against your order, stepped closer “There’s somepony inside… Wait here, I’ll take care of it…” You walk inside and close the door behind you, when you are suddenly blinded by the lights coming on. You see a pink pony jump up. You dive to the right and end up smashing a mannequin. The resulting noise drowned out whatever the pink pony said. You pop up from behind the conveniently placed couch with your gun drawn, and you take aim…
Uh oh! That's not looking good! I sure hope Pinkie turns out okay... You want her to live? Say so. I want comments and I'm willing to kill to get them! Well, not LITERALLY, but PInkie may be in grave danger...
Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
A Trip To the Bank. Normal Enough, Right?
Author's Notes: Okay, here's Chapter 5! Hope you guys like it!
Shout out to little dashie for getting first last chapter. RaiderRy4n for his support in this chapter. He was helping me out when I got roadblocked for ideas. Thank you Shizuka Ryuko for your emotional support as well.
Chapter 5
A Trip To the Bank. Normal Enough, Right?
You awoke in a daze. Your head was killing you. The back of it more so. You open your eyes, but see only blackness. You blink a few times, but to no avail. You tilt your head up and look around, and find you aren’t blind. Some moonlight is shining through, well, shining is a relative term. Whatever. You see moonlight streaming through a crack in the curtains.
You try to get up, but find yourself pinned (I know this is WAY beyond over used, but hey, it works.). You look to see what’s holding you down, and find it is somepony’s hoof. ‘So it really wasn’t a dream…’ You follow the hoof to the body, and find its Rarity. Upon closer inspection, you see that Rarity is more or less, cuddling you. ‘Well. Can’t I go twenty-four hours without something really awkward happening? I mean, this isn’t to half bad, but she’s going to get the wrong idea if she wakes up’. And as if just to spite you, fate has Rarity wake up.
Rarity starts stirring. You roll over onto your side and prop yourself on your elbow. Rarity still had her hooves around you. “Gooood morning beautiful. Or, I think it’s morning. Incase it’s not, gooood evening” You say cheerfully
Rarity’s eyes bolt open. She starts stammering “O-oh, h-how are you f-feeling darling?” She says nervously.
“Doing good all things considered. My head hurts like nopony’s business, but that’s to be expected. It also helps that I’m being held by such a pretty pony.” You finish the sentence with a wink you aren’t sure Rarity can see, but she quickly retracts her hooves and giggles like a foal.
“My apologies darling…”
“It’s not a problem. Now, about what transpired in the bathroom…”
"It’s quite alright. It’s my fault for not knocking. Yes it will be awkward to be around you for a little while, since you were umm… you know…”
“Yeah, well…” Your turn to laugh. Though it was a nervous laugh more than anything.
“You were doing what I thought you were doing… Right…?”
“Yeah…”There was an awkward silence. You could hear a clock ticking, and frankly, it was annoying as hell.
“Do you mind if I ask… no, never mind.”
“After all that I’ve put you through, answering any questions you want to ask will not be a problem. Whatever the question, I promise I won’t get mad.”
“I suppose that’s true enough, and it’s not like things can get any more awkward, right?”
“Right! So ask away!”
“What… Got you… How do I put this… ‘Excited’”
“Wow, guess things can get more awkward…”
“If you don’t want to answer, that’s fine. You don’t need to force yourself on my account.” Rarity sounded disappointed, which you thought was odd.
You let out a sigh and say “No, no… I’ll answer, but now it’s your turn to promise to not get mad.”
“Okay darling. I promise I won’t get mad either.” I took her a moment before she spoke.
“Okay, well, as you might’ve guessed, it happened while we were cleaning.”
“Yes, I did indeed guess as much.”
“Okay well, here’s where things get crazy. While I was cleaning, I saw your tail move out of the corner of my eye-“
“Why is that so bad?”
“I’m getting there.”
“Sorry darling, do keep going”
“Right. Anyway, I saw your tail move out of the corner of my eye, the rapid movement caught my attention, and since I didn’t know what it was, I turned to look at it. I saw it was just your tail, and was about to get back to work, when you shifted your body a little, and, I kinda… May have… Caught a glimpse… Of your… Well….”
“Get out.”
“Well, at least you ar-“
“OUT! NOW!” Rarity shouts cutting you off. You waste no time leaving. ‘Okay. Well this sucks. I know she probably didn’t mean out of the house, but I’m not taking any chances.’
You head to the bathroom, and gear up again. After the long pain in the ass process of putting everything back where it belongs, you head downstairs, you quietly open, and close the front door, and walk into the streets of Ponyville. You decide to not go too far, you are hoping Rarity will sleep on this, and let you at least sleep downstairs.
After about half hour of wondering around, you decide “not too far” to be the side of the building right next to the Carousel Boutique. You pull off your backpack and use it as a pillow, and quickly fall asleep.
You awoke with the first signs of the sun, but decide to just lay there with your eyes closed, relaxing, to see if anypony says anything. After about an hour, you hear somepony nearby, you think nothing of it, till it stops, and starts coming closer. You prepare yourself for anything. But relax when it turns out to be AJ.
“Shucks, Ah thought Rarity said you could stay at her place? Wonder what must’ve happened ta have ya out here sleeping like some hobo…”
“We had a bit of a fight.” You say, eyes still closed, and unmoving.
AJ gasped, and then mumbles some profanity or another before saying “Land sakes Jason! Y’all scared me half ta death!”
“It’s not a problem. Good strong girl like you should have a mighty strong ticker. If you don’t mind my saying so. Plus for some reason, I find that I can relax around you.”
“Uh huh… And how would ya know how strong Ah am?”
“I can tell with how you carry yourself, how you walk. You stand tall, proud, almost daring somepony to try something. I can hear your hoof steps to. They are heavy compared to say… Rarity, but you certainly don’t look heavy, so you must be solid muscle.”
AJ whistles impressed “Ya got all that jes’ from how Ah walked and stood?”
“Yeah. It’s easy when you figure it out. Comes in handy to. And as to why Rarity kicked me out, well, for one I’m not really sure she meant out out, just out of her room. But I left the house to be on the safe side. As for what I was doing in her room, and the fight, ask her. I don’t feel it’s my place to tell you. I hope you understand.”
“Ah can’t rightly say Ah like it, but Ah do understand. Y’all try ta have uh good day, ya hear?”
All this time you’ve still haven’t hardly moved, short of breathing and talking, you nod and say “Will do AJ. You have a good day to.”
You hear AJ walk away, and you resume listening around. But you don’t hear anything nearby.
About thirty minutes pass, when you hear something land softly nearby. ‘Must be a Pegasus. I’ll wait and see what they have planned.’
The mysterious pony who landed near you, walked over to you, and said “Derpy Delivery!”
You sit up, open your eyes, and look over and see a grey Pegasus with a blonde mane approaching you with a large yellow envelope in her mouth. “Thanks Derpy.” She nods politely and takes off, presumably with more deliveries to make.
You open the envelope slowly, and peak inside, you see something gold, and shiny. You dump the contents onto your hand, and it’s a badge. A sheriffs badge. ‘That was quick. I wasn’t even sure if I was going to get a badge’ You look back inside the envelope and find a piece of paper. You looked at the other side, and it was blank, so you began reading the front, when it hit you ‘How the fuck can I read their language?’ You decide not to think too hard on it and read the letter.
Dear Jason Wander,
Inside this envelope, is a badge. I’m sure you can guess what for. Also, I’ve created a bank account in your name, and deposited your first paycheck so you have some spending money. The same amount will be deposited every two weeks. I’ve also sent a letter to the bank of Ponyville, so they should be expecting you. You’re going to have to sign a few papers, but then you’ll have full access to your account. Also, I suggest making, or having someone make something like a drop box so you ponies can ask for your help, without having to find you directly.
Your benevolent ruler, and employer, Princess Celestia.
You decide to find where Applejack set up and ask where the bank is when you hear Rarity call you. “Jason! Where are you?”
“Over here Rarity.” You stand up, and pull your pack on then walk over to Rarity.
“Oh darling! I didn’t mean for you to leave the house! I just wanted some time to think to myself!”
“I figured as much, but I wanted to be safe. Considering what happened and all…”
“Yes well… accidents do happen darling… And I’m sorry I broke my promise and got angry…”
“It’s understandable. I mean, you have every right to be mad about what happened…”
“Yes, well, let’s try not to dwell upon that which cannot be altered. What happened, happened. Besides, you seem to be feeling upset about it, so I should be to mad. You are upset…. Aren’t you?”
“Yeah…. Sure, let’s go with that. Totally upset about seeing it.” You say sarcastically, “You know, that sounds kind of insulting now that I think about it… Whatever. Where’s the bank?”
“Whatever do you mean darling?” Rarity looked taken aback
“Well, I mean, I don’t know about you, but I’d be pissed if someone was genuinely upset, or distraught about seeing my, well, you know… I’ve seen the most private spot you, a gorgeous mare, has to offer. I should feel honored! Yet you are making me feel bad…”
“I never thought about it that way darling… I never though of it like that…” A long awkward silence followed the end of her sentence. You are getting to damn used to those.
“Okay, so, the bank. Where is it?” You asked scratching the back or your head sheepishly.
Rarity seemed to be a little flustered and said “Oh yes! Of course, this way darling. It’s not too far.” Rarity starts walking down the road rather quickly for some reason. You could also swear she was swinging her hips and tail more than usual… You decided to make best of the situation and enjoy the show.
“Why do you need to go to the bank?” Rarity asked not looking back.
“Celestia said I got paid in advance for taking the job. Well, she didn’t directly say that, but that’s what it spelled out. The letter anyway.”
Little did you both know… Atop a cloud watching you, was a certain cyan pegasus with the colors of the rainbow as a hair color, or mane color, whatever, was angrily mumbling. “I know what you’re trying to do… And let me tell you… I’ll get what I want first… The Dash will win first…” Rainbow Dash stared flapping her wings, to get the cloud to follow you and Rarity.
After about five minutes of walking, Rarity asks “So, what did you get in that envelope?”
“The letter from Celestia, I already told you what was more or less on it. And a little badge showing that I’m the Sheriff of Ponyville.”
“How marvelous darling! Do put it on, I want to see what it looks like!” Rarity sounds excited, and given what’s happened in the last 24 hours, you decided it was best to go along with it.
You pull out your badge, it was the in the expected shape. A start in the middle of a hollowed our circle. The lettering on the top, top being a relative term since it is round, said Sheriff, and the word on the bottom read Ponyville. In the middle of the star however was something you didn’t expect, it was a intricate carving, or etching of the Equestrian flag. Celestia and Luna chasing each other like Ying and Yang. With Half a sun and Half a moon in the middle. The Sun half next to Luna, and the Moon half next to Celestia. (IDGAF if that’s right. I think this would look cooler.)
You pin the badge to your chest, strike a cheesy heroic pose and say in a deep masculine voice “How do I look?”
Rarity starts giggling and says “You look quite dashing darling.”
The rest of the walk goes by uneventful, save the odd pony staring at you, and your new badge. After a few more minutes of walking, you come up to the bank. You and Rarity walk in, and then up to somepony. “Hello, I’m Jason Wander; Princess Celestia said I had some papers to sign regarding my account?”
The pony you were talking to was a mare. Shorter then Rarity, but had a more… fragile build to her. She was a curious shade of green, and her mane, or hair, whatever, was a different shade of green. You could swear she the shades of green changed depending on the angle at which you were looking at her. Her cutiemark was a bag with a dollar sign on it. “Yes of course, right this way. I’m afraid you will have to wait outside, unless you are his wife, which I doubt highly.”
Rarity looked a little upset, but complied. “I’ll see you later Jason. If you need me, I’ll be at the Boutique.”
You nod and wave her farewell “Alright, see you later.”
“This way please Mr. Wander” The mare said, leading you into a boxed office. She walked over to a chair and sat down. (Don’t ask me how that works. It just does -w-)
“My name is Sarah. I know it’s a little odd, but it is what it is.”
“Really? I think it’s the most normal name I’ve heard since I’ve gotten here. It’s a common name where I’m from.” Sarah looked at you with surprise
“Really? Where are you from?”
Something random crossed your mind, and you decided to make your thoughts known. “I am from a different dimension; I am the Prince of an ancient warrior race called the Sayians. I’m here to enslave you all.”
“Y-you can’t be s-serrious!”
“No, I’m not. Well, sort of. I am from a different dimension. But I’m a nice guy. And certainly no prince.” The mare relaxed, but was still surprised by your statement. “Yeah I know, I can hardly believe it either.”
“Okay, well, all joking aside, I’m going to need you to sign a few things, AND answer some questions. That alright?”
“It’s not a problem” Several hours of paper signing, and question answering later… You finally walk out the door of the office. You were told how much money was in your account, but you could only smile and nod, not really knowing if how much you had was a lot of money or not.
“Have a nice day Mr. Wander.”
“You to Sarah.” You walk out of the bank and head back towards the Boutique, when the one and only Rainbow Dash drops in to talk with you. Needless to say, her sudden arrival got an amusing reaction out of you. As soon as she hits the ground, you dive to your left and into a bush. Rainbow falls to her back and starts laughing hysterically.
You sigh with relief knowing it’s only her. “Sheesh Rainbow. You could’ve gotten hurt!” You finish your sentence by putting your knife away.
Rainbow manages to collect herself and says “Okay, okay. I’ll try to avoid doing it again.” She’s still suppressing her laughter. “So where are you going?”
“I’m off to Rarity’s again. I have some questions I want to ask”
“Well, can ya just ask me?” Rainbow asked, looking somewhat hopeful.
You think it over for a minute before finally saying “Yeah, I don’t see why not. How does money here work? And is twenty-five gold bits a lot of money?”
“That’s it? I can answer that no problem! It’s really simple. A single apple is like, the cheapest thing you can buy, that I can think of right off the top of my head. It costs about eight copper bits. There are three bits, copper, silver, and gold. It takes one-hundred copper bits to make a silver, and one-hundred silver to make a gold. So to answer your second question, twenty-five gold bits is a lot of money. Why?”
You are quite surprised. You never expected to be making this much money so soon. “Wow… It’s just that seems to be what I’m getting paid every two weeks to keep Ponyville safe.”
Rainbow’s jaw hits the floor. (Why do people always type that down? It sounds really freaking painful to me…) “Are you serious?!”
“Yeah...?”
“That is so awesome! I didn’t know you were protecting Ponyville! What are you protecting Ponyville from?”
“I’m the sheriff here now. Celestia wanted me to take the job after what happened in the alleyway. Said I was the right stallion for the job.”
“Wait, what happened in the alleyway?” Rainbow Dash looked genuinely confused.
“I didn’t tell you?” Rainbow shook her head. “Okay then. Let’s go someplace we can talk, like a park or something. It’s a long story.”
“Okay, follow me. Park is this way!” Rainbow Dash started hovering in the air and leading you towards the center of Ponyville. Or, what you thought was the center of Ponyville. After a few moments, a large park comes into view. You walk over a bench and sit down, Rainbow takes a seat next to you. Like, right next to you. She was practically touching you she was so close. ‘This is a little awkward…’
“Okay Jason! Let’s hear this story!” Rainbow Dash looked excited.
“Okay, like I said, this kind of a long story. But it’s plenty exciting.” You start telling Rainbow about how you got here, and how you landed in the Everfree Forest, what happened with Fluttershy. The sprint from the forest to the library, what happened at the library. Everything up till the point in the alleyway.
Watching her reactions, she seemed really into your story. When you got the part at the ally way, her eyes were practically glowing with excitement. You decided to over exaggerate some of the details about the fight in the alleyway, and how you saved Rarity.
When you finally finished, there was a short pause before she said “That, was so. AWESOME! You’re like a hero! Well, not a bigger hero then me of course.” She said that last part quite smugly.
“That’s awesome Dash!” You decide not to ask her about it not really wanting to hear how she beat Nightmare Moon, or Discord. “Okay. Well, that’s my story up till now though. I’m going to see if Rarity will still let me sleep on the couch at her place, or if I need to find a hotel or something. I’ll see you around okay?” Without really waiting for an answer, you get up and start walking.
Rainbow Dash gets up from the bench and waves as you walk away. When she stops waving, her face adopts a usually serious look as she says to no pony in particular “Oh, you’ll be seeing me. In more ways than one…” She flared her wings, and took the sky with one mighty flap and took off towards her house.
Closing notes: Okay, if you guys spot something that needs changing, or doesn't make sense PLEASE let me know! Only way I can get better. I'm leaving for class soon, so I didn't really have time to look over it after I publish it, so if something looks funny, let me know about that to so I can fix it.
Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
Author's Notes: okay, here's Chapter 6. Sorry this is shorter then the last one. I just didn't wanna blow your minds more then I all ready am going to be this chapter. That's right. More crazy shit is going to go down. It's not going to be as awkward as last chapter. Shit is still gonna go down.
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Chapter 6
Is This a Friggin' Date?
“Wait… daddy, how did you know Rainbow Dash was following you if she was hidden? Or what she was saying if you were out of hearing distance?” The filly on your lap was really confused at the turn of events, and was letting you know. Cause she’s so fucking adorable like that.
“She told me about it.”
“Why would she do that?”
“It will all be explained in due time sweetheart. All in due time… There is method to my story telling madness. Besides, you can't tell me you aren't interested in the story, right? I mean it's so interesting! And... it's worth a... Laugh” When you finished, the little filly's eyes went wide at what she thought you were implying. And to her horror, she was right. You picked her up, and started tickling her wings.
She promptly burst into laughter, “No! Stop!” She could barely speak in-between the laughter you were eliciting from her. “You know my wings are sensitive!”
Now you start laughing to and say “What was it you said earlier? Ah yes… ‘you are just too easy to mess with’ that right?”
“Okay okay! I’m sorry!” You stopped tickling her wings. She still was giggling a little, “My sides hurt from laughing to hard…”
“Well, maybe you’ll stop teasing me like that. I did say it was mean when you did things like that.”
“Okay, I’ll stop teasing you as bad. I’ll go easy on you.”
“Alright then. I’ll go easy on you when I tickle you then!” You went back to attacking the little Alicorn in a tickle fight. After several minutes, you both settle down, and you resume story telling with your daughter cuddled up close next to you.
You are on your way walking back to Rarity’s, when Rarity finds you first. “Oh! Hello Rarity! Just the pony I was looking for.” You say cheerfully.
“Looking for me darling? Whatever for?”
“Well I was wondering if that offer to sleep at your place downstairs was still good. Not really expecting it to be, but figured I’d ask before I went and picked out a house, or apartment or something.”
“How could you afford anything like that? I haven’t really seen you do anything that would merit financial compensation? No offence or anything.”
“None taken. You're right. I was paid by Celestia for taking the job. Twenty five gold bit every two weeks.”
“Oh very nice darling! You shouldn’t have to worry about money as long as you don’t spend too carelessly. Until you save up enough to put a down payment on a house, or apartment, you are more than welcome to stay downstairs.”
“Awesome! Then I suppose now that that’s taken care of, I’m going to go find someone I can talk to about getting the other ponies to see that I’m a Sheriff now. See if I can’t start actually doing something.” You are about to walk away when a thought popped into your head. “Hey Rarity?”
“Yes?”
“Is anything I can use to have access to the funds in my account, without having to withdraw cash every time?”
Rarity thought about it for a moment… “Well, there are checks. Those work. But for the most part ponies only use those for purchases over one gold bit.”
“Alright, thanks for letting me know.”
“It’s no problem darling. I’ll see you later, yes?”
“Of course!” And with a smile and wave, you were off to the bank to get some money. To check out the local bar, a drink sounded really good. Fuck the sheriff thing. Word will get around sooner or later. 'I can put it off a till I get a place to stay.
After a short walk back in the direction you came from, you were back at the bank. You quickly withdrew some funds, and got some directions to a bar nearby. It served the best drinks in town. The clerk you were talking to said he knew from experience. You decided to take him up on it, and got started off towards it.
When you get there, you walk inside. The music stops, and everypony in the bar starts looking at you. You walk up to the bartender and ask for something to drink. He asked you what you wanted and you told him to surprise you. The music starts playing again, and the barkeep pours you a brownish drink. Looked like Apple Cider. You take a sip. Then drop the whole glass like it was nothing.
The barkeep looked at you with his jaw on the floor and eyes wide in surprise. “Where’d you learn to drink like that? That was some of my best Apple Cider!”
Now it was your turned to be surprised. “Really? I could hardly taste the alcohol in it… How many of these can somepony drink before they get wasted off their ass?”
“Well, it takes Big Mac about twenty before he can barely speak. Much less walk. And not only can he hold his liquor, but he's a big guy.”
“Wow…. I don’t even know if I could get drunk off of this… No offence. It’s just the stuff back on my world is a lot stronger.” You thought back to the good ol’ days back when you and you’re buddies made that still for Potato Vodka Moonshine. ‘Oh fuck…. I really shouldn’t do that haha… But I am!’ “How much do I owe ya barkeep?”
“Two silver bits.” You pay him, and then leave.
You head off to Twilights place. ‘If anyone will know where I can get some beakers and the other stuff I’m going to need, it’ll be her.’
After an uneventful ten minute walk. You arrive at the Library. The door is all better, which you thought was odd. You gave it a few solid knocks, and the door was quickly open by Spike. “Sup dude. Twilight around?”
He shook his head, and motioned for you to come inside. “She is, but she’s busy downstairs with an experiment. Something I can help ya with?”
“Maybe. Where does she get her lab supplies? Like, the glass things, and tubes, those kind of things.”
“I can tell ya no problem. You mind if I ask why though?”
“The booze here sucks compared to my planet. I want something with some kick.”
“How are you going to do that?”
“Trade secret little buddy”
“Fine… There’s a store next to Quills and Sofa’s called Potions and More. That’s also where Zecora goes to get her flasks and stuff for her own potions.”
“Thanks man. I’ll see ya later.” And with that you were off. You didn’t really know where the store was, so you just stared wondering around. After wondering around for fifteen minutes, Rainbow Dash drops in to talk to you. Only this time, you see her coming, and don’t freak out like you did last time.
“Hi Jason!”
“Sup Rainbow Dash! Something I can help you with?”
“Not really. I was just wondering if you wanted to go grab some lunch with me. Get to know each other better. You seem like a really cool guy. And awesome.” This caught you off guard. You don’t think you could’ve been more surprised if a Tiger II rolled up on Ponyville with some angry German shouting something you couldn’t understand while the crew of the tank killed everything.
You completely forgot about the still you were going to build. “Uh… Okay, why not. You have someplace in mind?”
“Yeah!” She replies cheerfully. “This way. There’s this diner I go to often. They make some mean Hay Fries. I think it’s the seasoning.”
You aren’t really sure about eating hay. In fry form or otherwise. But put on a smile and tell Dash to lead the way “Lead on Rainbow Dash.” Rainbow takes the lead and you follow her. The walk to the dinner takes only five minutes, and went by in peace and quiet. Save the odd question from Rainbow regarding what you did back on Earth. She also asked about the grenades you always carried. When you told her about them, she seemed excited. Which was a little weird…
You arrived at the diner. It was simple rectangular building, with a white and red awning covering the front of the building, and a longer portion to cover an outdoor eating area. Dash walked inside, and you followed. Dash slid into a booth in the back, and you took the one opposite to her. Since it was fairly slow right now, it didn’t take too long before a waitress came up and dropped off a couple of menus.
You pick yours up and start scanning it for something you’d be interested in. But don’t really find anything until you get to eggs. ‘That’s the most normal thing on a menus I’ve seen since I’ve gotten here. Discounting fruit.’
“So what are you going to get?” Rainbow seemed to have already picked, but you could tell if she even picked up her menu.
“Eggs and Toast, with some fruit.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. Something the matter with it?”
“No, I just didn’t expect that. It seems like an odd combo to me.”
“Huh… Okay then.”
The waitress came back and asked “So, what can I get ya?”
Rainbow answered first, “Just a large order of Hay Fries.”
“I’ll take a pair of eggs, sunny side up, with toast and strawberry jelly if you got it, with a bowl of fruit. For a drink I’d like some orange juice if you have that.”
“I’ll have your order out in a few minutes.” With that she left, leaving you to just Rainbow Dash’s company. Not that it was a bad thing!
“So Rainbow Dash, what’d you want to ask me?”
“You can just call me Dash.”
“Okay Dash, what did you want to talk about?”
“Well, what kind of things do you have in your world?”
“Hmm…” You think about something that Dash might like to hear about. When it struck you. “The Blue Angels…” You mumble aloud. You’ve been to a few shows, and they kicked some serious ass. That was so awesome, it was insane. You’ve never had so much fun watching people fly before.
“The who?”
“The Blue Angels. It’s an aerobatics group from Earth. The fly F/A 18 Super Hornets and do all kinds of amazing tricks.” This really seemed to grab Dash’s attention.
“What’s a F/A… Whatever Hornet?” Your food arrived. You each grabbed your plate, and began eating. You explained the jet plane, and about the Blue Angels to Rainbow Dash. Who with every passing second got more and more excited. You always liked planes, so you went on to talk about other planes you knew about, like the SR-71 Black Bird, Spectre C-130 Gunship, Y/F-22 Raptor. Jets, and planes. Before you knew it, hours have gone by, and you and Rainbow were having the times of your lives. Just talking the day away and enjoying the conversation.
The topic of planes really only lasted about twenty minutes. You both went on to telling stories, and jokes. It wasn’t until after the sun started setting did you finally pay the bill for the both of you, then leave. You ended up competing on who had the coolest story while you walked back to Rarity’s.
When you finally arrived at Rarity’s, you two were laughing up a storm at a bar joke you just finished telling. “Oh man Dash, this was a lot of fun!”
“You bet it was Jason! We should totally do this again soon. It was AWESOME!”
“It sure was Dash. Hey, I’ll see you later.” As you turned to go back inside, Dash calls out to you. Her voice almost sounds desperate, pleading even.
“Jason. Wait.” This somewhat surprised you.
“Yeah? What’s up Dash? Something wrong?” She looked away as you turned around to look at her, and at the same time, a guest of clichéd wind comes by to low her hair everywhere, and when she makes a motion to get the offending hair out of her face, the setting sun hits her at the perfect angle. Leaving you completely speechless, and somewhat flushed.
“Can you come down to my level for a sec? Don’t get any funny ideas! The sun is in my eye is all.” You comply, but you can’t really believe that’s the reason. “I want to thank you for today. It was a lot of fun. The most fun I’ve had with another guy in a very long time…”
You close your eyes and wave your hand dismissively. You open your mouth to say something like ‘Don’t worry about it’ or ‘Think nothing of it’ something cheesy like that; when your train of thought is completely fucking derailed as something soft, warm, and wet makes contact with your lips. Your eyes bolt open in surprise to find Dash kissing you. She wasn’t pulling any punches either; she was pushing up against your face. Hard. (Hehe, I said hard…)
Your whole world seemed to fall apart around you, like a broken mirror. Piece by piece, it fell apart, as your eyes slowly close. leaving just you and Dash. Soon, all you can feel is the warm enrapture of her lips on yours. The softness of her small lips against yours. That half a mind you had to push her off, was long gone. You even started pushing back. When it stops almost as suddenly as it began. You have no idea how long you’ve been there.
You open your eyes to see Dash panting, her cheeks a vibrant purple. She turns and fly’s off before you can do, or say anything. You fall back on your ass and just sit there. “Da fuck just happened?” You sit there for about five minutes. Or, you think its five minutes. Your sense of time is gone after what just happened. Normally you’d be a little weirded out about kissing a pony, but, you shrug it off. Passing it off as a simple logic. ‘She can speak and think just like I can. So it isn’t any different from kissing a human woman.’ You slowly stand up, and head inside. A ridiculous grin on your face. “I don’t think anything can happen that could make this day a bad one…” You say aloud as you open the front door. Only to find Rarity standing there tapping her hoof like an angry wife. ‘Fuck…’
Closing Notes: What'd I tell ya, crazy shit right? What'd you think about Jason's Daughter turning out to be an Alicorn? Crazy right? I've put some serious thought into how that's going to happen, and I think it'll make sense when things start coming together. But let me know what you guys think. No going back now! Well, I suppose I could, but i don't wanna xD It'll be awesome!
Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
Well... Crap... Now What...?
Author's notes: Here's Chapter 7. Not really sure on the chapter name, so if anypony can think of a better one, let me know via PM or in the comments. I stated in my blog thing why I didn't get this out Saturday.
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Chapter 7
Well.... Crap.... Now What?
‘I know that look… She’s pissed. Really pissed, about something.’ “Hey… Rarity… What’s going on?”
“I could ask you the same thing.” Rarity’s voice was flat, and cold. ‘Oh yeah. She’s pissed. What the fuck did I do?’
“You saw, didn’t you?” She simply nodded. “Okay. How much? All of it? Or did you come in when we were kissing?”
“I saw it all.” You let out a heavy sigh. ‘There’s only thing I can really do.’
“All right. Not meaning to come across like a dick, but let’s hear what your problem is.” She huffed. ‘REALLY pissed…’
“Well for starters how about the fact you were making out with one of my best friends?”
“Okay, I can see why that would tick you off. Is that everything?”
“How about the fact you were doing it right outside my house! MY place of business! What with ponies think?” ‘Okay, here comes the rant… Just try to keep your mouth closed and wait it out…’ “There there’s the fact you’ve been all flirty with me, and how do you think I feel about all of this?!” ‘Holy fuck. She’s jealous!?’
Your face contorts into surprise as you ask “Are… Are you… Jealous?” her face lights up like a red Christmas light ‘Oh. My. Fucking. God…. She’s jealous….’ “You are aren’t you!”
Rarity starts looking around the room, as if trying to find out if there’s any truth to that. “I most certainly am not!”
You cross your arms. “Oh? Then why are you this mad? I can get why you’d be upset about me kissing your best friend, and how it would be worsened by the fact it was right outside your place of business; but I think there’s more to it hen that. You seem to be a understanding type of pony given how you’re still talking to me after the… ‘things’ you’ve seen… So that leads me to believe there’s more to it than just this.”
Rarity looks angry then before and starts full on yelling. “How dare you assume you know me well enough to think that’d I’d be jealous! Jealous of some playcolt flirting with every cute mare that comes his way!”
Well, now you start acting like an idiot and start trying to defend your actions. Like a retard, you start yelling back. “I was not flirting! I was just trying to make a good first impression! Girls like it when you complement them like that!”
“And how would you know what girls like mister ‘soldier boy’!”
“BECAUSE I WAS MARRIED HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS!” You shout as loud and as angry as you could manage before slumping down to the ground. Looks of defeat and despair on your face. “Because I was married...” Rarity’s will to fight was extinguished by your outburst.
“What do you mean?”
“Surely you ponies have marriage.” Rarity nodded. “Then why are you asking? I said I ‘WAS’ Married. Past tense. It’s over with…”
“What’s the matter? What caused you two to split up?”
You let out a heavy sigh, and try to steel your nerves. Rarity has no idea what she has gotten herself into. “First off, what I’m about to tell you, is something I want kept a secret. I’ve never told anyone this before, and I feel like I can trust you.” You don’t even wait for a response and you keep going. “We didn’t ‘Split Up’ we were happily married for years. We got married right out of high school. We loved each other more than anything. Our parents didn’t really approve, but we didn’t care.” Your voice starts cracking and you continue pouring your heart out like this.
“We moved away from our home town, and to nice little small town hundreds of miles away in my little beater of a car. We both got some jobs to pay off the loan we got to put a down payment on a small house. Things were going smoothly, we were happy as could be. We hardly had any fights, and when we did, they blew over in a few hours.
“Then we found out she was pregnant. I didn’t think I could be any happier than I already was, but I was wrong. We were over joyed. I took on extra hours at the place I worked at, and started working harder. IN a few months time, all my hard work was rewarded. I was promoted, I was making enough money now to support the both of us, and soon, the three of us.
“On our days off, we go out together. Got to the movies, relax in the park, or what have you. One day, we decide to go to the park.” Recalling all these long forgotten memories is taking its toll upon you. Your voice is cracking, and tears are streaming down your face. “We wait at a cross stop for our turn to cross the road. When our turn comes up, we start walking. She took the lead while I finished tying my shoe. When the unthinkable happens. I get up and start to follow her, when a semi blows the red light. In an instant, my life is gone. The semi hits her while she’s walking. It wasn’t even trying to slow down, or warn her or anything. It just goes on.
“Right before my eyes, my wife and unborn child is torn to shreds by the impact force. All the joy I’ve ever experienced turns to sorrow… Happiness to sadness… The weeks came and went, after the funeral, I took the first bus to an Army Recruiting station and never looked back. I joined expecting I’d be killed so I could join her. So we could be together again. Instead, I became one of the best soldiers the Army could offer, because I fought like I had nothing to lose. Because I didn’t.”
Rarity was scooted closers to you after sitting on the ground. However the fuck that worked. You just leaned forward and cried on her shoulder. Openly weeping on the shoulder of the mare that comforted you in your time of need. You wrapped your arms around her and dug your face into her as you felt one of her hooves snake its way around you. The wall of emotions you built up over the years is crumbling just like that. You were pouring your heart and soul out to this mare, and you had no idea why.
You sat there and cried on her shoulder for hours. The sun set hours ago, and Rarity’s mane was more than soaked by now, your eyes hurt, and you were tiered in every sense of the word, physically, and mentally. When you finally calmed down, you pulled away from Rarity.
“Sorry about your hair Rarity…”
“Pish posh, darling. Don’t worry about it. Why don’t you go upstairs and take a shower, I’ll make you some soup. How’s that sound?”
“That sounds good. Thanks, this means a lot, and it feels good to get that off my chest… Just to talk about it, ya know?”
“Indeed I do. Now hurry up.” You slowly get up, and could swear you heard your bones creak as you got out of the awkward position you were in. You nod and begin to walk upstairs for the shower.
You let out another sigh as you reach the top of the stairs. You walk into the bathroom, and you wedge your shoes under the door, which should prevent anymore shit happening here. “All right bathroom, my nemesis. We meet again. Fuck me over one more time; we’ll see what an explosion will do in an enclosed space.” You finish taking off the rest of your clothes, and get the shower going. ‘Curse these finicky knobs…’ After finally getting it right, you get in and get to work getting clean. You find that a nice hot shower melts away your stress. (It really does help. I think it kicks ass, keep cranking up the heat till you can barely stand it. It’s awesome… Or yeah…. I’m going to take a shower.)
You turn off the shower after the water starts cooling off because the water heater is almost out of hot water. You just stand there like an idiot and drip for a few minutes before toweling off and putting on some pants. You open the door and are practically bitch-slapped by not only the awesome aroma of whatever Rarity made, but also the fact that since you took a shower at like 150 degrees, the bathroom was like a sauna, and the hallway, was not.
“Wow Rarity, I don’t know what you made, but it smells good!” You say as you walk downstairs. You are still slightly bothered by what transpired (Look at me using big words :D ) earlier. But you’ll be fine after a good dinner, and a good night’s sleep, you’ll be fine. Though you question the good night’s sleep part of this plan. It’s been a really fucked up day.
“How was your shower darling?” She was still stirring whatever was on the stove with her magic. Next to her was a half empty bottle of wine, and a half empty glass. ‘That’s not a good sign…’
“It was good. Thanks for asking. You’ve been too good to me… Kindness like that is not but a myth or legend on Earth.” You let out a long sigh. “Today’s been a roller coaster of emotions…”
Rarity tapped the spoon she was stirring with on the pot. “The soup is ready, let me just grab a ladle-“ Rarity turned around and noticed you weren’t wearing a shirt. A blush crept its way upon her face as she continued speaking “A couple of bowls, and spoons then we can get eating”
You didn’t notice before, but looking around the kitchen was done up to look... Romantic… Candles, a fancy table cloth, the works. “Wow Rarity, this place is looking good. What’s the occasion?”
“You’ve had a rough day. I’m just going to try and end it on a good note. Though I may have gone a tad over board… Oh well. It looks fabulous anyway.” Rarity giggled after she finished, a little wobbly.
“You okay? You look like you’ve had a little bit to drink.” You asked, getting ready to confirm your suspicions.
“A half a bottle of wine isn’t that much darling. I’m perfectly fine.” Which pretty much meant, she was drunk, and didn’t want to admit it. ‘This night is going to be a long one. God I hope things don’t get weird…’
Rarity sets the bowls and spoons on the table, and then brought the pot of soup over to the table. You take your seat at the table, and Rarity has a seat next to you. You are about to ask why, when she levitates her bowl and silverware over to her new spot. “You don’t mind if I sit next to you, do you darling?”
“Not at all Rarity. I enjoy your company. There’s something about you that makes me feel like that no matter what happens, I’ll be fine, and you’ll be there to comfort me. Like earlier, for some reason, I felt like I could open up to you, and you wouldn’t make fun of me, or look at me differently. I was right to, I broke down and started crying like a baby, but instead of mocking me, or leaving me to my own devices, you comforted me. Held me till I calmed down. I can’t thank you enough for everything you’ve done, I hate to sound like a broken record, but it’s true.”
Rarity was blushing again. ‘She’s been doing that a lot lately…’ “Oh please, you don’t need to worry about it. I know that you can only keep something bottled up for so long before it just come spilling out. When it does, all the feelings come out at once. I’m just glad I was the one there to help you.” Rarity went bright red, and turned away “Oh dear, that must’ve been the wine talking…”
You quickly break the awkward silence that has fallen over you. “Let’s eat shall we? But, don’t tell me what’s in the soup. I’d rather not know. Though I tend to try anything once, the idea of eating flowers is odd to me. Like the notion of eating meat is to you. I eat vegetables, but not hay, and flowers. You understand right?”
“Oh yes of course. Don’t worry about it.” Rarity grabs the ladle and fills up both of your bowls. You grab your spoon and begin eating.
“Oh wow! This is really good Rarity.” You start eagerly spooning your soup into your mouth. “It’s tastes a little weird, but it’s a good weird. You’re an excellent cook!”
“Yes, a lady of my caliber must be proficient in cooking if she wants to snag the stallion of her dreams.” You let out a sigh.
“Yeah. Stallion. Guess that’s something I just don’t have huh?” You keep eating.
“What do you mean?” You look at Rarity with a face that says ‘You can’t be serious?’ “Well, I’m sorry I just don’t understand what you mean.”
“Look at me. I’m no pony. I’m something else. I’ll never be able to have a family here… I’m different. I’m all alone in this world… How can anypony stand something like me? I’m just a mon- NNFFPH!” Your rant of self-loathing is cut off as you find Rarity smashing your face with hers. Her lips on yours. You find yourself pushing back, soup forgotten. You wrap your arms around Rarity and move her over to your lap. This sudden movement gets a little squeal out of Rarity. The world falls apart around you, you open your mouth a crack and use your tongue to try and coax Rarity’s mouth open.
Instead of the hoped for reaction, she pulls away. A mad blush on her face, though you can only imagine yours is just as bad. “You are not alone Jason. I can stand you just fine, so can the rest of the girls. And you are not a monster. Monsters do awful things for no real reason. The only bad thing I’ve seen you do was to protect me. And I’m eternally grateful. Now let’s finish eating.”
You can only nod dumbly in response. Rarity slides back over to her chair, and resumes eating. You go back to eating as well. All the while your thoughts are on the white mare next to you. Whom you could only think of as the most beautiful thing in all of Equestria, or Earth for that matter.
You both finally finish your soup. You stand up gather your bowl, and Rarity’s and head off to the kitchen. “I’ll take care of the dishes. It’s my… my belief…” You start getting dizzy “That… if you…d-don’t…” You vision begins to fade.
“Jason? Are you okay?” You drop the bowls which break when they hit the floor, and try to catch yourself on the wall.
“Rarity…. I’m…. Not feeling… so good…” Your turn to hit the floor. Thankfully however, you don’t break like the bowls. Your senses begin to dull.
“Jason!” Rarity runs over to you and throws the bowls away into the wall. You only see her panicked face as you fade away into darkness. ‘Sorry… Rarity…’ Was the last thing you thought before you were unconscious.
You know daddy, normally I'd ask how the person in the stories you tell are going to be fine or not, but since you are still here, I know you'll be fine. Since this is the story of how you and mommy fell in love."
"Such a smart girl! It's no wonder you always get A's in your class. Your a little genius." The filly in your lap giggle at the praise, and hold her head up high, lifting it off your chest.
"I learned from the best after all."
You kiss her forehead and put her onto your back. "Come on. Bed time, that's enough of the story for tonight."
"Aww.... But daddy..."
"No buts, you have school tomorrow. It's going to be a busy day. You have a vocabulary quiz for history remember?"
"Yeah yeah..."
You laugh "I've been there too sweetheart. I wasn't always the full grown hunk of awesome I am today. I mean that in like, every way possible to."
"I know. You used to be human right?"
"Right. Now off to bed."
Closing notes: Sorry about the cliff hanger. I'll have chapter 8 out as soon as I can, but the week is about to come into full swing again, and the first three days are the busiest for me. What with classes, and martial arts. Well, anyway, let me know what you think in the comments. Feedback makes me :) Happy Face. Unless it's not positive. That makes me :( Sad Face But I'll leave your raosting to the people who like my story. No since deleting a trolls comment when I can watch him get burned alive by my dozen fans. xD
Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
A Simple Trip To the Hospital, Right?
Author's Notes: Here's Chapter 8. I can't help but feel that thins are rushing to quickly... But I'm doing my best to try and slow things down. Something I've noticed is I've got like, Two and a half dozen people tracking my story, but only 10 votes on the story, which I think it a little weird. So if you like the story, please rate it. AS for the chapter itself, the PoV {Point of View] will change a few times during this chapter, a warning will be given when that happens, so keep an eye out for it.
Same thing as last chapter. If you see any mistakes, or something that just doesn't look right, let me know and I'll fix it. I'm counting on your guys since little dashie, got grounded for like, three weeks for a D in one of his classes. I know you guys don't want to wait three weeks for a new chapter, so here you go. Counting on you to point out the mistakes! Don't let me down! xD
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Chapter 8
A Simple Trip To the Hospital, Right?
You groggily open your eyes, which hurt, for no real reason you can think of. You try to look around, but find yourself unable. Everything hurts. Then it hits you. You are in a hell of a lot of pain. Not enough to make you want to scream, but you sure as fuck can’t ignore it. “W-where am I? What happened? Hello?”
A very worried Rarity pokes her head up from besides the bed. The bags under her eyes are evident, her mane is a mess. It looks like she hasn’t taken care of herself for days. “Jason! Oh I’m so glad you’re awake!!” She sounded like she was on the brink of tears. And looked like it, her eyes were filling with tears. “I was so worried! You’ve been out for a week and a half!”
“A-a week and… a half?” You manage to say. “Can some doctors do something about this pain? Everything hurts like hell….”
“Yes, a week and a half darling. You had me so worried… And it’s to be expected, you’ve pulled through a really rough patch… You were technically dead for ten minutes…. Not to mention the doctors here aren’t used to dealing with something like you before….” Rarity looked away at this.
You managed to let loose a small laugh “Yeah, I can imagine. Only one of my kind here and all.” Rarity somehow managed to look even further away. “Rarity. What happened?
“You aren’t the only one of your kind here anymore. There are two more…” You couldn’t believe it! This was exciting news! You weren’t all alone. You could make some friends of your own kind, you just couldn’t comprehend it!
“That’s great news! Where are they? I want to meet them as soon as I can!” Though you tried to sound excited, the pain was still clear in your voice, which was weak. Not to mention you had some trouble producing certain sounds. Which you thought was odd, but blamed the pain.
“They are in Canterlot, in the castle.” Rarity seemed to be trying to sound soothing, like something bad happened.
“Wow, already meeting Celestia are they? Are they a couple of guys, and are they staying there?”
“Well… For starters, they both are girls, and as a matter of fact, they are staying there… But before I go any further, I’m sure you want to hear about what happened, yes?” Rarity sounded hopeful that you would say yes.
Not really wanting to disappoint her, you respond with the answer she wanted. “Sure, I’m excited to know I’m not alone anymore, but I am interested in hearing what happened in the past week and a half. Besides, it’s not like I’m going anywhere anytime soon. Right?”
“You have no idea…” Rarity mumbled. You couldn’t really hear it very well, but didn’t bother asking her to repeat herself loudly. “Right, well sit down, this is a long story. And it’s a doozy as Pinkie would say.”
Switching to Rarity’s point of view now
You watched in horror as Jason collapsed as the bowls hit the floor and broke. You ran over to him, and used your magic to throw the bowls out of the way, a little too hard as they hit the wall and broke some more. “Jason!” You called out as his eyes closed for what you feared would be the last time.
Without really thinking, you picked Jason up with your magic, and started running for the door. Without really thinking, you blew the door completely off its hinges and into the street, scaring quite a few passing ponies. Thankfully no one was injured. You were running for Twilight’s house.
When you got there, Jason’s breathing was slowed and labored, and he was sweating profusely. You gently set him down and start pounding on Twilight’s front door. A few moments later, a half asleep, and clearly upset Twilight opened the door. ‘What time is it?’ You thought, ‘It couldn’t be THAT late then even Twilight of all pony’s was asleep, could it?’ “What’s the matter Rarity?” Twilight asked not really hiding her frustration of being woken up this late, or early, you didn’t know.
“It’s Jason! Something’s wrong and I don’t know what!” You sounded panicked, scared, and at this point you were crying. ‘My hair must be a complete mess…’
Whatever negative emotions Twilight was harboring were snuffed out as she noticed Jason on the ground next to you. “What happened! Is he okay?!”
“I don’t know darling! We were eating, and then he got up to do that dishes saying something I don’t care to remember then he passed out! And now his breathing is labored, and it’s shallow. Oh please tell me it’s going to be alright Twilight!” You started crying more openly, and collapsed on the floor.
Twilight walked up to you and put a hoof over your shoulder. “I’m sure everything will turn out fine. Let’s just get him to the hospital.” (Insert little circle wash thing that cuts scenes to the hospital like in the cartoons here lol )
“What do you mean everything isn’t going to be fine?” You asked, rather loudly, but not quite yelling, are screaming. Though you were getting close to doing both. Jason was on a bed near you, with a few machine hooked up to him. You hadn’t the faintest clue what either of them did, but one of them was beeping.
“I meant what I said Ms. Rarity. Everything isn’t going to be fine. Something, that I would guess he ate, has more or less, poisoned him, probably due to his different physiology. Normally I’d be able to help, and things would be all right, and he probably wouldn't have gotten sick in the first place. But as I’m sure you can see, he isn’t normal, so I don’t know if treating him, would speed up the process of the poison, or finish him off for good right then and there. I hope you understand, but without risking further injury’s, there’s nothing more I can do… He has a few days left. At most four in his current condition. I’m sorry.” The doctor left leaving you to grieve with Twilight who wasn’t as upset as you were, but still not taking this very well.
“Oh Twilight! What are we going to do!” You were crying now. Absolutely over dramatic, but in the same breath, it fits the situation.
“I don’t know what we can do Rarity… The doctor said if he was a normal pony he could help but…” Twilight trailed off. “If he was normal… That's it! Rarity, come with me, I might have an idea how we can help!” Twilight ran out of the room and you quickly followed
“Slow down a little Twilight! I’m still tired from the run over to your library, and to the hospital!” She didn’t listen, of hear you. “*Groan*” You kept on following her till you managed to get to the Library. Twilight was first through the door, followed shortly by you
When you got in Twilight was already speaking, but not something you expected. “Wait, how did you know again?”
Spike rubbed his face with the palm of his hand, or claw, whatever. “I told you, Pinkie told me, and the others, which is why they are here to. Again, I don’t know how she knew. It’s Pinkie Pie, remember?”
Twilight let out a long drawn out sigh “Yeah. I do…. Okay, so you sent the letters right?”
Spike put on a smirk “ Yeah, I sent them just as AJ was showing up. Right?”
Applejack nodded. “He shore did sugercube. Ah saw it mahself. Ah’ve seen him send letters before, but it’s still cool ta see.”
Twilight sighed. “Okay, well as soon as Celestia get’s here, we can get her to ask Luna for her help as well. If we are going to make this permanent, I’m going to need two other very powerful unicorns. But the only ones I know that are powerful enough, are the princesses. Now I’m hoping they can put aside their differences long enough to help me save Jason. That’s the plan, but in reality, we are going to have to find a way to fuse a few already complicated spells… the Permanent Charm spell, Polymorphing Spell, which allows for temporary morphing into somepony else, and apply them to a weakened individual who may or may not be alive long enough for us to figure this out!”
“Thou shant have to worry Twilight Sparkle.” You couldn’t put your hoof on it, but that with the way it spoke, allowed you to deduce it was Luna. Which was odd, since Twilight said Celestia was going to contact her. In a bizarre disappearance of light, Luna teleported in the library. Quickly followed by a blinding light, and in comes Celestia.
“We are here my faithfull student.” Celestia looked over to Luna. “It’s been a while sister.”
Luna locked eyes with Celestia “We are here for Twilight Sparkle and friends only. We are not here to discuss anything with you.”
“I know. But it is good to see you again.” Luna’s expression softened
“It is good to see you as well sister.”
Celestia turned to Twilight “Let’s get started my faithful student. This is no easy task to save this friend of yours.”
Twilight nodded “Right away princess. If you all want to go, you can, this is where things get boring.” Everypony except you nodded. “What’s the matter Rarity?”
“I know I’m not as smart as you or the Princesses, but I can help with cooking when you get hungry. I may not be a life time cook, but I do know my way around a kitchen.”
Celestia nodded “That will be perfect my little pony. Thank you.”
You nod politely “It will be my pleasure princess”
Back to Jason’s Point of View
“Okay, so, that explains what happened to me, and why I’m still alive, but why do I hurt all over? And why is it I’m no longer the only one of my kind here? So I can assume something in the soup didn’t agree with my system right?”
Rarity nodded “Yes….” Rarity looked depressed, and looked like she was about to start crying.
“Don’t worry Rarity. There’s no way you could’ve known that something in the soup was going to do what it did to me. Don’t feel bad. Besides, I’m alive. Though we haven’t gotten to the point where you explain why I can’t move, why I hurt all over, at first I thought it was something to do with the soup, but now I’m not so sure.”
Rarity nodded.”Indeed, it’s because of what happened when the princesses, and Twilight finished researching the spell. They cast it on you to save you. I told you what spells they were combining right?”
“Yeah. I wish I could nod but it hurts.” You manage a small laugh. Which seems to brighten Rarity’s sprits a bit. “On with the story! I wanna hear what happens!”
Rarity manages a laugh at this “Very well”
Back to Rarity’s Point of view
“It’s been days Twilight, he may not have much longer! Are you almost done?” You were fed up with waiting. You couldn’t quite place your hoof on it, but you were a lot more worried about him then you probably should be.
Twilight sighed “This is really hard work Rarity! We are all working as hard as we can! All the tests we’ve run on apple haven’t turned out so good.”
“If I may make a conjecture on that, you are tuning the spell to affect larger, and more complex living creatures. An apple simply can’t compare to a pony, or in Jason’s case, a human.”
Luna looked up from her books she was reading “Thou might have a point Rarity. Jason is no apple. It very well could work on something more complex.”
Celestia not looking up from her books decided to throw in her two cents, or bit, whatever. “There’s a good chance. That could be. Should we go down there and test it for sure? Worse case he dies, but too much delay could result in the same fate.” Celestia somehow said that calmly.
Luna looked over to her and said “Yes. We think that could work out nicely. Ready to go Twilight Sparkle?”
Twilight nodded “Sure! Let’s get going and do some science!”
You looked at them like they were insane “You can’t be serious.”
“Twilight rested her hoof on your shoulder “Sure we are! You did bring a valid point up. We all seem to think it should work fine on Jason, or anything that it as complex a life form. So, that means we are done! Which also means we need to do what this whole thing was intended to do! Right princesses?”
“Oh yes. We agree fully” Said Luna
“Very much so.” Said Celestia. “Now, let’s get going!” She got up and walked to the door, closely followed by Luna, then Twilight. For lack any real response, you just followed to.
“So what’s the plan then?” You asked, ignoring the surprised looks from everypony who saw both the princesses and Twilight and you.
“Simple” said Twilight “We each know the spell, so we are going to go in there and cast the spell.” You all keep walking towards the hospital. You mostly ignored the conversation going on between Luna, Celestia, and Twilight. You just wanted to get there and get Jason better as soon as possible. It still bothered you why you were as worried as you were about him. But didn’t have as long to dwell upon that fact as you wanted as the hospital came into view. You looked up to Jason’s room window, and saw a bunch a ponies running around franticly.
“Umm, excuse me. Hate to butt in your conversation. But that doesn’t look good.” You point up to the room window
Twilight shook her head “No it doesn’t look good. We better hurry.”
Luna speaks up and says “Indeed. We must hurry if thou’s coltfriend is to survive.” Luna was looking straight at you.
Your face turned a brilliant shade of crimson as your face flushed “He is not my coltfriend! What could’ve given that idea?!” You started looking around hoping she was talking to someone else.
“Then why is thou defending thine self so adamantly?” You were at a loss for words
“I-I-I-I don’t know…” Did you really like him like that? You never thought you feelings of worry like that before because you didn’t believe in love at first sight despite all those romance novels you read. And you’ve only known Jason for a few days. “Let’s just go inside and help him. Before things get any worse.”
You take lead into the hospital and start walking towards Jason’s Room. When you get there, the commotion was settled down, but the machine that was usually beeping when you visit, was quiet. You are about to ask why, when the doctor says “Nurse, time of death, 11:37 P.M” He walks up to you and says “I’m sorry, we did all we could…” He puts his hoof on your shoulder for a moment, then leaves. The nurses quickly follow allowing you a moment with him.
You walk up to Jason’s body, when Twilight, Luna, and Celestia walk in. “H-H-He’s gone…” You say, tears are streaming down your face.
Twilight come up to you with a smile on her face and says “Don’t worry. We got this. Ready Princess Luna, Princess Celestia?”
“We are ready Twilight Sparkle.”
“Let’s rock ‘n roll my faithful student” The three of them gather around his body in a triangle “Like we practiced with the apples, only use more power. We can do this. Rarity, you might want to stand back.” Her voice was very serious after she started talking when she let Twilight know she was ready.
The three of them ignited their horns, and magic sparked between them like electricity( not that they know what it is, but it fits the story.)The magic their horns were putting off shot at Jason’s body. The blanket that was covering him evaporated, as the color of their magic blended together. The magic was now flowing into Jason’s body, with four streams of magic coming from the center of the circle. His body started convulsing, and jerking around violently as his body started to contort.
Sickening sounds could be heard as his body started changing. His fingers started melted together, and his eyes started retracting into his head. It was a horrifying sight to behold, you almost lost what you had to eat earlier that evening. You could see his ribs pop in and out of place, and hear them, as they changed their shape, and placement in his torso. The hair he had receded much like his eyes and, and his ears followed suit. He was nothing more than a peach blob with what looked like a head and four limbs.
His legs started changing shape into something more equine in nature. The crackling of what will seemingly end up being his hind legs was worse than his ribs. Watching it contort into its new shape was a gruesome thing to behold. Hair started to spout all over his body. His coat was going to be white, his mane started growing in. It got long, quick, it grew to about the length of Fluttershy’s hair, and it was black. ‘So, he’s going to be black and white. An interesting color pattern, quite the fashion statement. He’s going to look simply fabulous in one of my better ensembles.’ A lump starting growing on his head, and it broke the surface of the skin on what was his forehead; he was going to be a unicorn.
His ears spouted from the top of his head, which was starting to elongate into a muzzle. His eyes resurfaced when his face was done reconstructing itself. He had excellent bone structure. His eyes were closed, so you couldn’t see them. ‘He is quite the hunk of stallion…’ His horn must’ve been as long as Celestia’s when it finally stopped growing. ‘He has quite the horn on him…’ You noticed his back was contorting some more, despite the fact he was pretty much fully developed. The area that was contorting on his back, started growing outwards.
Joints could be seen forming in the things that were growing from his back. They were wings. Feathers were growing out the ever expanding appendages, long primary feathers first, then the down. His wings must’ve been as long as Celestia’s, maybe longer. He was defiantly bigger than Big Macintosh, but you couldn’t be sure how he compared to Celestia until he was standing next to her.
It took about fifteen minutes for the whole process to finish. You couldn’t believe that was Jason. Celestia, Luna, and Twilight all looked exhausted. “You three all doing okay?”
Twilight spoke up. “Yeah, just give us a minute, we used a lot of magic. Did it work though? Did Jason change like he was supposed to?”
“Yes and no darling. He did change, but I don’t think you meant to… well… see for yourself.”
Twilight forced herself to her hooves to see as they had all collapsed after they were finished. Once she got up, she promptly fell down again. “He’s an alicorn!?” Twilight practically shouted. This got the princesses attention, who both stood up with surprised looks on their face. “How could this be possible?”
“I don’t know Twilight.” Celestia was examining him. “Luna, come here please. Stand next to Jason, allow me to examine you for comparison.” Luna complied and Celetia’s magic surrounded them.
She examined them for about five minutes before you asked, “Well?”
Celestia frowned and released her magic. “As far as I can tell, he’s as much an alicorn as Luna is, and by extent, me. I’m not sure what happened to make him this way, but I’m going to find out.”
Luna turned to her sister. “We are going to help. We can work out some kind of compromise as to our disagreement. Yes?”
Celestia smiled “Of course dear sister. I’m very sure we can come to a compromise. After we finish this. Not to mention we have some decisions to think on to.”
“What do you mean princess?” Twilight asked. You had to admit, you were curious to.
Celestia turned to Twilight, “You haven’t figured it out? There are two rulers of Equestria. Luna and I. We are also the only two alicorns in existence, until now. Which begs the question, should he become a prince? And if he does, will it be of no relations, or will he become our younger brother? I think the biggest problem is if he should become royalty. And if he does, if he should be trained to rule along side of Luna and I.”
“Don’t I get a say in all of this? Or Jason for that matter?” You spoke up, drawing attention to yourself. “I understand your concerns, but what about me? I know why you are concerned, but if he’s alive and well, we should wait for him to wake up and decide what he wants to do.” Luna and Celestia smiled knowing smiles, and poor Twilight was just confused. “It isn’t like that! I’m just saying he should have a say in this before you take him away from me, here. Away from here, this place.” You were bright red, and Twilight was still confused, more so now.
“Very well my little pony. Come along Luna, we have things we need to get done as soon as we can.”
“Okay sister.” Luna and Celestia teleported out in a bizarre flash of light and darkness, it was hard to describe what happened… It’s like the darkness was bright and you couldn’t look at it…
Twilight started speaking again “Let’s keep this a secret Rarity, I don’t think we should start telling everypony about this. Not yet.” Despite Twilight’s confusion as to why you were so adamant as to why Jason should get a say in this whole ordeal, she tried to sound serious.
“Okay Twilight, I’ll stay here and keep an eye on him till he wakes up.” And with that, Twilight teleported out as well, presumably back to the library.
Back to Jason’s Point of view
You mind was reeling. You died, and were transformed into a pony. You were also a god like being with immortality. And there was a good chance you were going to become a prince. Holy shit, if this is what you can do in a week, what could you do in a month?
Rarity started speaking “I know this is a lot to take in. But relax, I doubt the princess would force you into doing something you were against. So don’t worry. Besides, now you aren’t alone.” Rarity smiled, it wasn’t forced, it was a genuine smile, you could only imagine how long it’s been since she truly smiled since all this began.
“That’s a relief I suppose. At least now… Well, never mind.”
“No, tell me darling. What were you going to say?” Rarity looked determined to find out.
“I don’t know, I think it’ll make things awkward for a little while, and I think we’ve had enough of awkward for a while. Thankfully though, the pain is going away. I might be able to move soon.” You tried to dodge the question by bringing up the pain, but Rarity wasn’t having any of that.
“No. If you want more of my cooking, which I believe won’t try and kill you now, you’re going to tell me. Better hurry, this offer expires.” Rarity had you there. You always were a sucker for home cooking, and you did like Rarity’s cooking the first time and you wondered if the taste would be different a second time. “Ten more seconds”.
‘She’s persistent, I’ll give her that…’ You let out a small chuckle. “You always get what you want?”
“Always.” Rarity replied more seriously then I think she meant to, which got another chuckle out of you.
“Okay, you win. Your cooking is worth it.” Rarity smiled and motioned for you to keep going. “Now that I’m a pony to, even though I’m an alicorn, which, still blow my mind, I’m hoping that I’ll be able to have a family now.” For some reason, Rarity turned bright red.
“You mean… Foals of your own? Like, kids?”
“Yeah I’ve always wanted a family. When I came here, I thought that I wouldn’t ever be able to live one of my biggest dreams. My dad always seemed happy when we played, and I’ve always wanted to know how it felt. I’ve always imagined it to be the best feeling in the world. But here I am now, one of your own kind, which means I could do it again.”
Rarity seemed to think it over. “But what if they are trouble makers?”
“In my world, the way in which we raise our kids will affect how they act. I was raised well enough to not to any of that.”
“And what did your parents do to see to that?” Rarity sounded genuinely confused.
“Plenty of spankings.” Rarity seemed appalled “It works. Look at me, I was raised in a world were bad people do very bad things, and don’t even care. But the punishment turns us away from bad behavior at an early age, and if we live that way long enough, it just becomes a life style. I used to be upset at the spankings, but now, I thank them for it, and even told them. Trust me, it works. Now let’s see if I can’t manage to stand up, hmm?”
Rarity rushed up to you and puts her forelegs across your now stirring body. “Oh no you most certainly are not darling! Lay down!” You didn’t listen, and kept trying to get up. After about five minutes, Rarity gave up trying to hold you down.
“Damn, it’s hard to work these legs…” You eventually gave up trying to get up, and you just worked your legs for a little while. “How do you work these things?” You moved you head up and looked at the offending appendages. “You win this battle Rarity….”
Rarity smiled, and held her head up high “I told you, I always get my way!”
You let out a loud hearty laugh “So you did! I guess you were right. So how am I going to adjust to these damn things? Not to mention magic and wings. I have a lot of stuff I’m going to need to learn. I have an idea on who could teach me about magic, and flying.”
“Twilight and Rainbow Dash right?”
“No and yes.” You say, earning a confused look from Rarity “I was hoping you could teach me how to use magic. I know Twilight is good at magic, but I think you might end up being a better teacher. Not to mention you’re probably going to be more patient with me.”
“Maybe. It depends, do you think you could even light your horn?”
“*Haha* I doubt it. I can’t even walk, much less get my horn to light up likes yours does when you do something. Why don’t you help me out of bed? Maybe if I start out standing, I can figure this walking thing out.”
Rarity seemed to be thinking it over. “Aren’t you still in pain?”
“A little, but after I moved around a bit it eased up some. I think I’m just really stiff ya know? I mean, I haven’t really moved in a week and a half, and I’m in what I could only call a new body.”
Rarity nodded. “Okay, I’ll give you a little magical assistance getting out of bed. Let me know if it hurts too much, alright?” Rarity sounded like she was almost pleading with you.
You nod and say sounding as sincerely as you can. “I will Rarity, don’t worry. I’ve caused you enough trouble as it is. I wouldn’t want to do any more to the mare that waited by my side till I woke up.”
Rarity flushed bright red “I... No… But… Uh…” Rarity stuttered, tripping over her own words.
You chuckle lightly “Thank you. It means a lot. Now let’s get to work teaching me how to walk!” You finish cheerfully. Rarity nods and takes off the blanket covering your body then picks you up with her magic. “Whoa! This… is a little… weird!” You look around at yourself, finally being able to get a good look at your own body. ‘Not bad. I think’. You feel solid ground beneath your feet, or, hooves now.
You just stand there trying to keep your balance. “Okay. Still standing, and I don’t hurt. That’s a good sign. Now, to try and walk…” You try and start walking by putting one hoof in front of the other. But fail and trip. “Oww… Fuck, this is going to be harder than I thought… And these are appendages I’m used to having! More or less, flying and magic is going to be a lot worse… “You were upset at this. You were hoping that you’d pick up walking fairly quickly.
Rarity picked up on this and said “Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be walking in no time, now just mirror my movements, and we’ll take a stroll around the hospital. How’s that sound?” Her voice was comforting to hear.
“Okay. Let’s take this slowly.” Rarity started walking, and you slowly followed. For the first few minutes, you had to look at your legs to make sure you were moving the right ones. After a short while, you could do this without looking at them, but were still thinking of which leg to move next. It took about two hours of walking around the hallway before you could walk without having to think of it, but you were still very unsure of your footing, or would that be hoofing? Anyway, you and Rarity made your way back to your room. You just walked next to the bed, glared at it, and just sat down next to it.
“Do you think I could leave? I don’t wanna be here anymore. I want to get out of this place. I never much liked hospitals, and I feel fine.” You look at Rarity with pleading eyes.
Rarity nodded and said “Very well, I’ll go talk to Nurse Redheart about it. But don’t expect me to sign all the papers!”
“Rarity, how could I sign them? I lost my hands, and I can barely walk, much less write with my mouth, or magic. So I’m afraid I’m going to have to impose on your endless pool of generosity some more.”
“Then it’s settled, you pick the restaurant, and I’ll buy dinner. It’s a date!” Rarity turned red, again, and then quickly left. You just smiled. “That wasn’t a no.” You were left to your own thoughts, which were mostly pessimistic in nature. You were an alicorn, which is a race of immortal beings with the power to control the sun and moon, the only two species alive were Celestia and Luna, who controlled the sun, and moon. Then there was you, who, couldn’t fly, couldn’t do any magic, and could barely walk. You were going to be compared, there was no doubt about it. The bar you were going to be compared to was a really damn high one. Not to mention, if you were truly immortal, everypony you know, will die out, leaving you alone. Except Luna and Celestia…
Your train of pessimistic thought was interrupted as Nurse Redheart came into the room with wheel chair, which brought a smile to your face “Awesome! This mean I’m leaving? Heading home? Blowing this pop stand? Making like a tree a leaving? Can’t wait! I’m feeling cooped up in this place…”
Rarity started talking. “I didn’t quite understand all of what you said, but I got some of it, so yes, you are leaving.”
Your smile grew wider as you heard you were leaving. “Sweet. I hate spending time in hospitals, when I had to spend a month in one because I was shot, it was the worst month of my life, and not just because I was shot either I’ll tell you that right now.”
“What do you mean ‘shot’ Jason?” Rarity asked. At first you were the one confused, considering she saw you shoot three ponies in that alleyway. But then again, you never did tell her what you did.
“Remember that alleyway?”
Rarity nodded grimly and said “Unfortunately, yes…”
“Well those guys were shot in the head.” Rarity looked like she was about to faint. So you quickly add. “Just because you get shot, doesn’t mean you die. I was shot in the leg. Damn did that hurt… Anyway, let’s GTFO.”
Rarity looked at you like you were crazy. “What’s ‘GTFO’ mean?”
“It’s an acronym for ‘get the fuck out’, it’s usually used playfully, or friendly.”
“Huh… Well, I’ll let you keep that little thing, it’s not very lady like.”
“Alright, that’s fine.”
Nurse Redheart coughed and started talking “Okay, if you two are done, Jason, get into the wheelchair, and I’ll escort you off the premises.” You nod, and awkwardly make your way over to the wheelchair, and sit down. Nurse Redheart started pushing you through a maze of hallways you’ve never seen before. After a few minutes, you were at the entrance. “Rarity signed you out, but there’s still the matter of your bill.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll stop by the bank tomorrow and pick up a check book. Then I’ll come by and pay up.”
Nurse Redheart smiled “That’s good to hear; most ponies don’t, or can’t pay up for a few days. We do our job and help people, and I always get this weird feeling when I have to ask people to pay for it, but at the same time I can understand where it’s coming from. Running a hospital isn’t cheap…”
“Thanks for everything Nurse Redheart. I don’t wanna sound rude, but I hope I don’t see you soon.” You smile hoping she gets what you were saying.
She smiled and said “I hope I don’t see you soon either Jason. Have a good night.” With a curt nod, she turned around and walked back in with the wheelchair after you got out.
You turned to Rarity and said “Good thing it’s night out, won’t be many ponies outside, so I don’t need to worry about anypony seeing these.” You turn your head back and look at your wings. “Let’s get going, it’s going to be a long walk.”
Rarity nodded and said “Indeed it is. And it’s going to take a while longer since you aren’t used to walking yet.”
You let out a sigh. “I’m amazed you put up with me this long. You are a truly wonderful mare. I just want you to know that.”
Rarity blushed. “It’s not a problem at all darling, now let’s hurry up. There’s a big bed back at home with our names on it!” Rarity just realized what she said, and came to a dead stop, the blush on her face worse than ever. Yours wasn’t fairing any better.
You smile and move a little closer to Rarity and say “That sounds wonderful.” You both begin to walk back to Rarity’s house, when you feel Rarity’s tail grab onto yours, you aren’t sure how you manage to wrap your tail around hers, but blame on instinct, and boy are you thankful for that particular instinct.
Closing Notes: Sorry, no father daughter flash-forward this chapter. Man, this whole story seems like it's rushing... I'm trying to slow it down, and now that this stuph is over, I think I can slow it down, I'm going to try to anyway.
Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
A Night Of Memories and Passion.
Author's Notes: OKAY! Sorry this took so long to get out. I was a little bummed out by the negative reactions from Chapter 8, so I wasn't as enthusiastic about writing a whole bunch. This chapter is pretty much all clop, there's nothing really importaint in this chapter story wise. So if you want to skip the porn, feel free, you aren't going to read next chapter going "WTF DID I MISS?!" If you do, just know that Rarity and Jason have sex, and fall asleep on the couch. OH! And there's a Father Daughter segment at the end to. Read that.
sHoUt OuT tImE!1!
Whitestrake: For getting first last chapter. Which was eons ago...
little dashie: For finally getting un-grounded so he can do his job xD
Shizuka Ryuko: For still being supportive despite the fubar that is chapter 8. Along with DevilsMessiah, and JH0NS0N
Chapter 9
A Night Of Memories and Passion.
You and Rarity were walking back to her house. Tails intertwined. Rarity cast a spell to hide your wings, saying how despite the odds, you were bound to pass a pony or two on the way home, and you didn’t want to cause some sort of uproar. So the few ponies you did pass, only spared a few looks to see the tall stallion walking that close to Rarity. You haven’t really been seen in Ponyville before, so it was understandable. Well, seen in your new form at least.
“So, umm…” You start off, but are hesitant to say what’s on your mind.
“What’s the matter darling?” Rarity asked, she seemed to have something on her mind, but you really weren’t thinking of asking her. You had something else on your mind.
“What did you mean by bed with ‘our’ names on it. You mean what I… Hope… You mean?” You say, relatively vaguely, but you hoped Rarity caught the message. At this point, you both have come to a stop.
“I sorry, I’m afraid I don’t understand.” Rarity says, seemingly genuinely confused.
You let out a sigh. “It’s alright, I was kind of vague. I thinking with my ‘other’ head, when I asked what you meant.” You hope Rarity got it that time, but it doesn’t look like it. “The head I’m thinking with isn’t on my shoulders. Get it now?” You finish with a light chuckle.
“Oh.” Rarity’s eye’s go wide with understanding. “Ooohhh…. Umm, I-I don’t know… I mean… Maybe? I’m not entirely against the idea, but wouldn’t we be moving kind of fast? We’ve only known each other a few days… Not counting the time you were in your brief coma in the hospital…”
“But it’s been a magical few days hasn’t it?”
“I can’t disagree there…”
“Then let’s show each other how much magic has been formed in these few days…” You look Rarity straight in the eyes, a serene look in your eyes, which are trying to convey a simple message of peace of mind to her. When she nods, slowly, hesitantly, you take off walking. Slowly at first, but you quickly begin picking up the pace despite the fact you are still on unsteady hooves.
Every now and then, you both glance at each other. It’s at these moments, that both of your eyes convey anticipation, excitement. And you speed up, walking faster and faster towards her house. When it finally comes into view, you ask. “Are you sure about this?” Rarity nods, and when you both get to the door, Rarity pulls out her key and fumbles with the lock for several seconds, when she tries to insert the key, she missed and drops it. Cursing under her breath, she picks the key back up and opens the door, and you both rush in.
“What about Sweetie Belle?” You ask, using every ounce of your self-control right now.
“She’s at Applejack’s, she started staying there since I was spending large amounts of time at the hos- MMPH!” You cut her off by forcing her against the wall, mashing your lips against hers. It felt a lot different than the first time you kissed her just before you woke up an alicorn, but you figure the rules of the game haven’t changed.
You parted your lips slightly and were surprised to see Rarity was way ahead of you; her tongue was pushing its way into your mouth. When yours pushed back, you could hear a slight moan escape Rarity’s mouth as your tongues danced in each other’s mouths like the waves of the ocean, when you recede, Rarity advances like children chasing the ocean, only to flee when you push back with your own wave. *POMF*
You break the kiss to find out what that was. “The buck was that?” You look around trying to see what, or who made that noise. You quickly hear Rarity giggling like a little school filly. “What’s so funny?” You see Rarity pointing at your back, the magic on your wings was dispelled when you walked into Rarity’s house and she no longer needed to focus on the magic needed to conceal them. You also see them at full attention spread wide and high in the air. You frown at the offending appendages. “What the hell are they doing that for?”
Rarity laughed some more and said. “My dear, that is a ‘Wing Boner’ pegasai’s wings do that when they are aroused. You seem to be no different. If anything I’m surprised it took you this long to react like that. I’ve heard some interesting about a pegasus’ wings while in this state of arousal…” You give Rarity a confused look as she walks around you but don’t bother turning to look at her as she seems to be interested in your wings. You are about to ask what she’s doing, when you collapse on the floor in a blubbering mess as she starts teasing your wings. She quickly stops thinking she may have hurt you.
“Are you okay Jason?!” Rarity asks worried.
You take a deep breath and manage to stutter “D-Don’t… Stop… P-Please… M-More… S-So gooood…”
Rarity puts on a sadistic grin as she resumes teasing your wings. You resume you blubbering as you roll over to get Rarity to tease your other one. She hesitates as she see’s your member, fully erect, and standing at attention. You were well above average as a human, about eight inches, more or less. This above average size seems to have transferred over to this form, as Rarity seemed quite shocked at the size of it. You really couldn’t care, you were just too engulfed by how sensitive your wings were.
She stopped, allowing you to catch your breath and speak without sounding like a foal. “Why are wings so sensitive?” You ask Rarity in between breaths.
“I’m not entirely sure darling, if I had to wager a guess, I’d say so you can feel the variation of the wind current and air pressure to help fly. But you’d have to talk to Rainbow Dash for better details.” Rarity seemed to know quite a lot on the subject, but you decide to chalk it up to one of those random facts you learn. Besides, you done with the boring stuff, it was time to get more interesting.
“Well, that’s interesting, but enough about that.” You get up, as steadily as you could manage, and walk over to Rarity. You both lock lips again, as you push her back into the couch in the foyer. You lean into her and lay her down on the couch, all the while your tongues are battling for dominance as they dance the tango of love in each other’s mouths. You break the kiss, a strand of saliva following you as you pull back. You also get a moan from Rarity as you pull back, it sounded a bizarre mix of disappointment, pleasure, and a sigh.
“Don’t be disappointed, there’s plenty more where that came from.” You finish the sentence with a wink, and you start kissing Rarity’s neck, occasionally going up to nibble on her ears. You love the sound of Rarity’s voice when she moans, or lets out exasperated sighs of pleasure while you tease her. You start making your way south planting kisses in a zig-zag pattern as you head south. Rarity leaned her head back and cooed as you worked you way south. When you finally got to the prize, you ignored it, and headed up Rarity’s hind leg instead, kissing, and nibbling at it until you got to her knee. Then you slowly went back down, but once again never really touch her slit. You brush past it, blowing on it gently to tease her as you start your way up the other leg.
“J-Jason…!” Rarity moans your name as you blow on her. “S-stop teasing me like this…! I can hardly stand it! P-Please…!”
You smile and sit up so you can look at Rarity. “Alright, I’ll give you want you want. I just didn’t take you for someone who would be so… Impatient during such endeavors like the ones we are partaking in.” Rarity managed to glare daggers at you. You let out a laugh. “Relax, I’m kidding. I’ll give you want you want, and then some.” You wink at her as you move into to get to work.
You pause briefly to get a good look at her. You move in and start licking up the whole of her white slit, and marvel at how sweet it tastes. Her white folds separate as you work, licking is small circles rimming the entrance. Rarity’s breathing is both erratic, and erotic as her chest heaves with deep breaths that she exhales as suddenly as she takes them in.
You go back to licking the whole of her for a moment, until you find her clit. Then you focus on that, flicking it with your tongue and occasionally taking it, and everything around it, in your mouth to suck on it. When you do, you rub it slowly with your tongue, never ceasing applying some sort of stimulation.
You gave up on that, and went back to the entrance, and stuck your tongue inside. Rarity’s hips bucked instinctively at the sudden penetration of your tongue as you worked her over. You giggled at her as her moans increased in volume and pitch as well as frequency. (How often she made the noises). You would’ve been able to stimulate her clit had you not have been transformed into a pony; or more specifically in your case, an alicorn. Something you still couldn’t quite fully come to terms with.
Something you didn’t think much on, but are now fondly aware of, is your tongue is also larger then it was before. Something Rarity seemed quite fond of. You circled in inner tunnels of her pussy looking for her G-Spot, assuming ponies even have one. You hoped they did, it’d make your job all the more easier. Of course with the way Rarity was clenching down on you it wouldn’t be long anyway. You reach your hoof around and try to reach her clit in an effort to finish her off, and with a little difficulty reaching around her thigh, both were difficult as her equine shape, and your equine flexibility were in the way. But you got it, and Rarity instantly screamed in primal pleasure as she arched her back. You could feel your muzzle get wet from Rarity’s orgasm. You pulled your tongue out and gently rocked her down from her orgasm.
She was taking deep breaths, her chest expanding and retracting is large, rapid movements as she tried to catch her breath. “M-my word Jason… That was… Was…”
“Amazing? The best thing ever?” You say, cutting her off. She nods, still taking deep breaths, but not as fast. “Well, I got news for you. I’m not even close to showing you how much I appreciate what you’ve done for me over the past few days; though I know it has weeks for you. Point still stands.”
She looks at you, her eyes wide is disbelief. “You can’t be serious darling?!” You grin in a way you think is devious, not really sure in this form. You crawl back in top of her, and lock her in another passionate kiss. You push her own tongue back into her mouth, forcing her to go on the defensive. You move your hips forwards and press your stallionhood against her marehood. Her eyes go wide, and she breaks the kiss, causing you to pause.
“What’s the matter Rarity?” Your voice is filled with concern.
“P-Please be gentle… It’s… My first time…” You lean forward and kiss her. Not a passionate kiss, but a gentle one.
You rest your head next to hers, and nuzzle the side of her head. “Don’t worry, I will. I’m honored that I get to be your first. If it gets too much to bear, let me know. I’ll stop.” Rarity nodded, clearly nervous. “Don’t worry. I’m not going anywhere. I don’t know how the males are here, but I’m not about to leave.” This seemed to calm her down a bit. “Okay, here I go, ready?” She took a deep breath, and nodded.
You pressed into her, the tip of your throbbing member spreading her apart. You push forward until you feel something trying to stop you. You sigh inwardly, and thrust forward, banking on a quick like a band-aid approach to the situation. Rarity’s face screws up in pain, and a few tears slip down her cheeks. You lean forward and lick the tears off her face, while you caress her check with your hoof. “Are you alright?” You ask; your voice filled with concern.
“I’ll be fine… J-just… Give me a moment…” Rarity sounds like she’s in a fair amount of pain. You nod, and continue showing her affection, showing her how much it hurts you to see her like this. A few minutes pass like this until she whispers. “Okay, I’m feeling better, you can try moving now if you want…”
You nod and whisper back. “Okay, I’ll move slowly. Let me know if you can’t bear it, okay?” She nods, and you begin to pull out. Rarity’s eyes shoot open and she lets out a little squeal. You halt all movement immediately. “You alright?” You ask, a little louder then you meant to.
She nods quickly. “Yes I’m quite alright. That simply… ‘Stimulated’ me more then I was prepared for.” You grinned and thrusted back inside, and began pumping your hips and a gentle pace. Rarity started gasping and moaning as you pumped your hips. She was doing fairly well, so you decided to pick up the pace a little bit. “Oh Celestia!” Rarity moaned. You couldn’t help but smirk. ‘Even after all these years. I still got it.’
You keep the pace, and begin pulling out to the tip, before shoving the whole length of your member back into her. After a few minutes, you get rougher, slamming into her harder, and faster. Your strokes don’t bring you as close to pulling out as before, but you go just as deep. Her moans were getting louder, she was getting close, you could tell because she was starting to really clamp down on your member.
You start going faster, ignoring how deep you are going for speed. You need to get closer before Rarity gets off, or you aren’t going to. Not tonight anyway. Between the squeeze Rarity is putting on you, and a particularly over active imagination, you get just close enough to get off the same time Rarity does.
Rarity let out a unrestricted whinny of pleasure as she clamped down on you as you give a few more hard, deep thrusts. You also let out a whinny as you came. You were as deep as could be inside of her. You couldn’t hardly breathe, the feeling was overwhelming. You fell to your side, and embraced Rarity. You scooted up a bit, and spooned Rarity, her head beneath yours. You had your hooves wrapped around her as you whispered into her ear. “You’re as precious as a diamond to me…”
“You know those are fairly common right?”
You sigh and shake your head. “Where I’m from, diamonds are very rare. They are worth what I would believe to be 3 gold bits. And those are the small ones. So, I think it holds true from my perspective. So I think it is romantic.”
She giggles. “Very well then. I’ll let you have that one.” Rarity yawns.
“I’ll see you in the morning Rarity.” You pull her closer, and close your eyes, drifting away into blackness. And for once, after spending a day with Rarity, it wasn’t because you were knocked out, or poisoned by something in a soup your previous form didn’t like.
“And that’s where babies come from.”
The blush on your daughter’s face was extremely clear. “Why did you tell me all of that?!”
You shrug. “You needed to hear that talk sooner or later, figure I’d kill two birds with one stone.”
She lets out a heavy sigh. “You and your Earth sayings… You know I don’t understand those… And thanks for painting that vivid image in my now ruined innocent mind.”
“Hey I’m just doing my job as a father." You say with a laugh. "Preparing you for the real world as it were.” She nods, and heads off to her room. And just as she leaves, your new wife walks in. New being a relative term, since you’ve been married for eight years. She really helped with your last wife’s passing, and helped your daughter. There are just some things a mare needs to help a filly with, that you, as a stallion, simply can’t.
Closing Notes: Again, sorry this took so long. IF you spotted any mistakes or something that doesn't sound right, or look right please let me know. Hoped you liked the lemonz ;)
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Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
Doorknobs and Stairs. Simple Devices, Or Weapons of Evil?
Author's Notes!: Okay sorry this wasn't up till now, but dashie, my editor/pre-reader said he's have it done two hours ago. Which he didn't. So I simply read through it and fixed anything I saw. So TL:DR This was edited by me. You see something, point it out. Please. IF you find something, you getz shoutout. Yes, I'm bribing you. ENJOY!
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Well, fuck... That's everyone.... Um... NIghtmare for having a cool Luna Avatar?
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Chapter 10
Doorknobs and Stairs. Simple Devices, Or Weapons of Evil?
You awoke with the sun in your eyes from a crack in the curtain. You could swear you heard the sounds of rusty metal rubbing against itself as you opened your eyes slowly. You neck hurt from sleeping in an awkward position on the couch, which was empty. You get up, and off the couch with a groan, and stand on all fours. In an effort to shake the sleep off you, you shake yourself like a dog would.
It worked surprisingly well, and you begin to walk upstairs to the bathroom. It was a long walk up the stairs, which you know had a found hatred for being such a pain in the ass. You walk up to the door, and stare at the doorknob. Door KNOB, not handle. ‘Well… Fuck… How the fuck am I supposed to work this damn thing?’ “Hey Rarity! Where are you at?” No response. You decide to try and open the door, and bring a hoof up to open it. You fumble with it for about thirty seconds before you try and bring your other hoof up to help. You fall face first into the door. “God damn it!” You shout.
Grumbling, you head downstairs. You now have a hatred for stairs that even Francis would admire. You took two steps before falling down the whole flight of stairs. “GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! I FUCKING HATE STAIRS!!” You shout at the top of your lungs, more than pissed at the pieces of wood you could practically hear mocking you.
You walk to the front door, which thankfully has a handle, and walk outside. Sugercube Corner is the closest of your new friends homes, and with a building urge, you set off to the building. After about ten minutes of walking, you felt like you were going to burst, or piss your pants. Well, you aren’t wearing pants, but that was besides the point. And for some reason, everpony you passed, stoped what they were doing, and stared at you.
Whispering things like, “Are those real?” Or something along those lines. You couldn’t for the life of you figure it out, but it was pissing you off. You finally reach Sugercube Corner, and it was open! ‘Yes! Sweet relief!’ You walk inside, and the chit-chat from the ponies inside stopped as they stared at you. You walk right up to the blue mare manning the counter and ask, “You got a bathroom? With a door handle, not a door knob.” Her jaw drops as she turns around from what she was doing and saw you.
She nods dumbly and points off to the side. “Thanks!” Quickly walking over to where she was pointing, you find the bathroom. ‘Fuck yeah! I just have to push it open!’ You walk in, and finally get sweet relief. “Aahhhh…” You reach down, and shake yourself off, and wash up in the sinks, which were a pain to use, but you manage. You walk out and thank the blue mare and leave. Everypony in the room still gawking at you.
You decide to go to Twilight’s, or more to the point, the library. You needed some books on magic, doorknobs will stop you no longer! With determination in your step, you walk off to the library. When you get there, you knock on the door. When it opens, Spike in standing there. “Sup bro, I need some books, may I come in?”
“Uh… Sure… You sound really familiar… Have we met before?” Spike asked as he stepped aside so you could come in.
You facehoof. “Oh yeah… It’s me, Jason.”
Spikes eyes went wide. “So the spell Twilight and the princess’ were working on worked! Twilight was avoiding the subject when I asked her how it went… Weird huh?”
You shrug. “I guess, I need some really beginners books on magic, and flying. I’m talking like, the basic of basics. And where is Twilight? I have some questions I want to ask.”
Spike walked over to the bookshelf to retrieve the books you requested. “I can understand why you want magic books, but why flying? And Twilight is upstairs talking to Rarity. She seemed a little worried about something when she came in… Wonder what’s up?” Spike asked.
“No idea Spike my man, your guess is as good as mine. Probably a mare thing. As for the flying book, I need it for these babies!” You exclaim proudly, turning to your side showing your wings off to Spike. Who promptly dropped the books he was holding, which hit the floor followed by his jaw. “Neat huh? Gimme a sec, I’ll see If I can’t find out how to unfurl the things.”
“Y-y-you’re…. A-a-an….” Spike stuttered as you manage to unfurl your wings. “Alicorn?!”
“Haha!” You declare proudly having unfurled your wings. “Yeah, pretty neat huh? Door knobs are a pain in the ass without hands though… Need to figure out magic quick, otherwise bathrooms are going to be a problem while I’m staying at Rarity’s…”
“You’ve been staying at Rarity’s?”
“Yeah, have been since I got here, short of the hospital thing.” Spikes poor mind has taken enough of a beating, and decided to clock out of reality before it gets anymore shocks. He hit the floor with a dull *Thud*. “Oops… Hey Twilight! I broke Spike’s brain!”
“What do you mean?! Is he okay?! And what are you even doing here?!”
“I came here to get some books! Need to figure out how to work doorknobs if I’m going to be staying at Rarity’s! I had to go all the way down to Sugercube Corner to use the bathroom! Why don’t you come down?! All this shouting is getting annoying!”
Twilight flung the door open with her magic, and ran down the stairs; followed by Rarity, though slower than Twilight. “You did what?! You went all the way to Sugercube Corner, and here in broad daylight?!”
“That bad? I kinda had to really use the bathroom, and Sugercube Corner was closer then the library, which probably also would’ve had a doorknob instead of a handle.” You turned to Rarity. “You okay? Spike said you came in here looking a little flustered? And also, how are you feeling from last night?”
“A little sore, but I’ll manage. Thank you for your concern.” She says with a smile, and a nod.
“It’s only natural for me to be concerned, it was my fault after all.” You say dismissively waving a hoof. “Besides, what kind of man, or stallion would I be if I didn’t?”
“Well, you'd seem like somepony who only cares for himself, and that’s no stallion I’d be interested in.”
At this Twilight speak up. “Are you saying you are interested in him?”
She glances over at Spike, and makes sure he’s still out of it. She lets out a sigh and says, “Well, yes. I wouldn’t have done the things I was telling you about if I didn’t like him; and Twilight, let’s keep everything that we talked about, between us. Alright? Also, I’d like to be the one who tells everypony about Jason and I.” Rarity looked over at Twilight with pleading eyes.
“Of course Rarity! You can count on me! What we talked about in my room will stay between us.” Now you are all the more curious, but you decide to change the topic instead of dig yourself a hole.
“So… About those books?” You are looking at Rarity and Twilight, alternating who you are focusing on. You tend to linger on Rarity for longer amounts of time however.
Twilight looks at you and smiles. “Of course! What books did you ask for?”
“The basic of basics for magic and flying. At the very least I want the magic ones, doorknobs will hold me back no longer!” Twilight laughed for a moment, before remembering, she was supposed to be mad at you for walking around. She quickly changed her mind, thinking over the fact that Rarity wasn’t home, and you couldn’t very well just hold it till she got back.
“You know, you probably have the whole town in an uproar. First you show up, and kill two stallions like it was nothing, and now you are an alicorn. Who, just strode around Ponyville like it was nothing.” She let out a drawn out sigh. “What are we going to do with you? Quite the trouble maker… Worse than Spike.”
“You know, you and my mom would get along very nicely I think…”
Twilight ignored you as she gathered the books you requested, just the magic ones, as it seemed there was quite a few. You counted six books, all of them labeled in a way that shows that they are the basics. Except one, one was an advanced book, probably for when you were done with the first few. “Here you go, these are the basics. And this is slightly more advanced for when you finish the first few.” ‘Knew it. I’m so good.’
“Hey thanks Twi’, I appreciate it. This’ll have me working with doorknobs in no time!” Twilight looked at you like you were crazy, so to add to it, you say. “Then, I’ll conquer stairs!!” And then you start cackling madly. You stop, and ask. “How am I supposed to carry all these books?”
Rarity laughed like the answer was obvious. “Saddlebags of course darling!”
“Yeah… I didn’t exactly bring any, and it doesn’t look like you have any either.”
“You can just borrow mine,” Twilight spoke up, stuffing the books into a pair of satchels that were saddlebags.
“Thanks again Twilight.” You turn to look at Rarity. “Better watch out, Twilight is going to give you a run for your money at being the Element of Generosity.” You start laughing.
“I can make you sleep on the couch you know.” Rarity says calmly and flatly. Shutting you up instantly.
“Sorry, won’t happen again. Promise.” You say, terrified at the prospect she has this much power over you so soon.
Rarity nods. “Much better. Thank you for your assistance this morning with the things I was worried about as well Twilight, and for the saddlebags. I’ll have Jason return them as soon as we get home.”
Twilight sighed. “Alright, I suppose it doesn’t matter, all of Ponyville is probably talking about him anyway. Just try to stay out of any trouble, okay?”
You laugh. “I’ll do my best, but I can’t say the same for everypony else.” You say turning towards the door. “C’mon Rarity, I’m starving, and I can’t wait to taste some more of your cooking now that I know it’s not going to kill me!” You start laughing and start trying to open the door, when you feel an odd presence behind you. You quickly spin around, to see Rarity’s horn glowing.
She promptly stops whatever magic she was going to do, and the odd presence goes away. “What’s the matter? You nearly gave me a heart attack with how quickly you spun around!” Rarity complained, though, with a good reason.
“Light your horn up again.” You asked.
“Whatever for darling?” Rarity asked, quite confused.
“Humor me.” Rarity sighed and ignited her horn. And the presence came back again. “Okay, that’s good. Twilight, can you do it to please?” Rarity stopped flaring her horn up. Both Twilight and Rarity looked at you funny, but Twilight complied. As soon as her horn lit up, you felt a much, much… MUCH stronger presence. “WHOA STOP! STOP!” Twilight did.
“What’s the matter? You look like you’ve seen a ghost?” Twilight asked
“When Rarity started casting a spell, I felt… Something… Like a presence, like somepony was watching you, it was creepy, no offence. But Twilight, when you started doing whatever it was you were doing, I felt the threat of impending death loom above me… Like I was on the chopping block and you were my executioner…” You shudder. “I wonder why I didn’t feel this before?”
Twilight seemed to think it over, ignoring your dark comparison of her presence. “Maybe now that you have been awake, your body is adjusting to your new body now that your brain is active.”
“That could be it. Now that I’m active, the neurons in my brain may be making the necessary connection to do whatever it is I’m going to do as an alicorn.” You say thoughtfully.
Twilight practically squeed. The thought of being able to have a thought provoking conversation with somepony who knew big words was absolutely thrilling. “Good idea! But what do you mean what you are going to do as an alicorn?”
“Well, Celestia controls the sun, and Luna the moon. So what do you think I’ll do?”
“You bring up a good point… Well, whatever it is, I’m sure it will be fine. Assuming it’s anything, but I’m sure you’ll do something. I mean, look at the track record for alicorns.”
“Thanks, I just hope I’ll be able to live up to the expectations of everypony else. I know you two, Spike, and the others probably won’t compare me to Celestia, or even Luna, but what about the ponies who don’t know me?” You sounded disheartened, but quickly perk up a bit. “Well, let’s just get going. I wanna get to work on these books. Sooner I can deal with these god damned doorknobs, and handles the better!”
Rarity nods and happy exclaims. “Indeed! Let’s get going! Thank you for everything Twilight dear, I’ll send Jason back with the bags as soon as we get home.” You sigh. “Well, think of it as repaying Twilight’s kindness. After all, she is lending you the bags darling. You wouldn’t want to make her go more out of her way then she already is do you?”
‘Sacrifices must be made…’ You think drearily… “No, I wouldn’t. I don’t want to impose more then I already am. Thanks for everything Twilight.”
She smiles. “It’s no problem at all.” She says as she uses her magic to put the bags on you. Which, frankly, scares you to death and back. Twice.“Good luck with your studies. I’ll also send a letter to the princess regarding you ‘sensing’ Rarity and I using magic. Let me know if you sense others as well. It may be important.”
You nod. “You got it Twilight.” You and Rarity head for the door. Which Rarity opens, you feel her presence again, and it’s still creepy, but at least it doesn’t scare you silly like Twilights does. You both walk out the door sharing one last goodbye, and a thank you to Twilight. Again.
The walk back to Rarity’s is uneventful, short of the stares and murmurs you are getting from the ponies around you. ‘Haha. They so jelly of my alicorn swagga. Be jelly ponies. I’m awesome.’ You think to yourself with a smug grin. As soon as you walk into Rarity’s, she pulls out the books, and her magic being that close to your body sends shivers down your spine. You thank her real quick, and head back out to Twilight’s.
You knock again, and the door is opened by Spike, who seems to have woken up. “Sup dude! Hey, I need your help taking these things off for Twilight. She let me borrow her saddle bags so I could carry the books home”
“Yeah. Sure.” Spike responds flatly as he sets off to work. ‘He’s mad that I’m staying at Rarity’s. How cute.’ Once he undoes them, and they hit the floor, he picks them up and puts them back in their rightful spot. “There you go. Have a nice day.” ‘Okay, not mad, pissed.’
“Hey, thanks man.” You leave and head back to Rarity’s. The trip itself is uneventful, and when you get in, Rarity has breakfast waiting for you. Fired egg sandwiches. “Awesome! Thanks Rarity!” You look down at your sandwich. And pick it up between your hooves. ‘Easy… Easy now….’
“Oh Jason! Welcome home!” Rarity says, rather loudly as she walks up behind you.
“Ah!” In your surprise, you squeeze too hard, causing the yolk in the egg to burst, covering your face in egg yolk.
Rarity giggles and says. “Sorry Jason. Let me make that little mistake up to you.”
You sigh and ask. “How pray tell, are you going to do that?”
Rarity walks around to face you, and begins licking the yolk off of your face. You are to shocked for words. Which causes Rarity to giggle again. When she finishes she says in a sultry voice. “Mmm… That was thick, and tasty…” *POMF* Facehoof. Rarity starts full on laughing at you, and your sudden wingboner. “Why don’t you come upstairs to my room, hmm?” You get up and start following her swaying hips up the stairs.
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Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
Author's Notes: Sup gais! Sorry this one took so long, had a little writers block, plus lots of stories I am tracking kept getting updated, or I found stories that were epic as hell and I needed to finish them before my world exploded. I'm sure you know what I mean. I also have a little gift for you guys in this chapter. You'll know it when you see it ;) Winky Face
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anhero: For getting first last chapter. And for showing me a few mistakes that needed fixing. Bet you thought I would forget I said that people who helped fix stuph would get shouts outs huh?
Nightmare: for pre-reading.
little dashie: for pre-reading. That's right, I have two now.
Same deal as before to, if anyone spots something that needs to be fixed, lemmie know and I'll fix, and give ya a shout out next chapter.
Chapter 11
Yay! More Awkwardness!
LEMONS SCENE STARTS HERE!!!
You followed Rarity’s swaying hips up the stairs. Which, you still hated with a passion almost as intense as Rarity swinging her hips like that. But that’s beside the point. ‘Who would've thought that Rarity of all ponies would be such a firecracker? Hot damn!’
She opened the door to her room, or would it be our room? Whatever. She opened the door to the bedroom. And you followed, wings still splayed out high and wide, and in all their glory, feathers spread apart a little. Rarity closed, and locked the door with her magic. Still gave you the shivers, but you really couldn’t care less.
With Rarity now facing you, you take action first. Walking forward, you put a hoof under Rarity’s chin, or would it be muzzle? Damn this is confusing… Anyway, you lift her chin up, and look straight into her eyes. “You are truly a sight to behold…” And with that, you kissed her. Planting your lips against hers, you are lost in euphoria of feelings. Mostly happiness. But you couldn’t help feel that you were forgetting something…. ‘Oh well.’
You wrap a forehoof around Rarity’s neck, pulling her closer, and deeper into the kiss. You part your lips slightly and use your tongue to ask for entrance into her mouth. She happily accepts, and greets you with her own tongue. Your tongues happily greet each other. When the greeting is over, they begin to dance.
The dance is one you both little practice in, but you both are quickly getting to know your dance partner. Until you master the dance however, you both more or less mash your tongues together and swirl them around in circles around each other. Every now and then, diving into the others mouth and exploring, albeit clumsily.
Rarity pulls away leaving a trail salvia string between you two. Both of your faces are bright red, and you are both panting. You both walk over to the bed, and get on. You pull Rarity on top of you, and start kissing her again. The passion has been doubled, as you wrap both of your forehooves around her neck and embrace her while your tongues furiously fight one another.
Rarity starts grinding her hips on your steadily growing member, which started growing faster. You could feel Rarity’s slit rubbing on your hard member. Her juices making it slick, and easier for Rarity to grind. She breaks the kiss. “Jason?”
You look at Rarity. “What? Something the matter?”
“Well… I don’t know… I just think we are moving a little fast…”
You sigh. “Rarity, I don’t know why you are worried. No pony will think bad of you for moving a little fast. Besides, it’s not like I’m leaving anytime soon. So it’ll look more like a fairy tale. Love at first sight and all that. And it’s not like anypony will know we’ve already gone all the way. Except Twilight and Pinkie, but I don’t think they will be blabbing anytime soon.”
“Wait, Pinkie? Why would she know? You didn't tell her did you?!”
“No. She’s Pinkie.”
Rarity looked confused, but let out a sigh of her own. “That’s true enough I suppose.”
You roll Rarity over and give her a quick peck on the lips. “I for one, think you should just throw caution to the wind and give in to your own heart for a change. Be selfish. Above all, be yourself.” With that, you went back to passionately kissing her.
When you finally broke the kiss after a few minutes, or eternities, you couldn't tell. All you knew is you stopped kissing the mare you have, for lack of a better less clichéd word, fallen in love with. You started kissing her neck, occasionally going up to nibble her ear. You start kissing her chest, going lower and lower until you get to her belly. You start kissing all over her belly, looking for something.
‘There it is…’ After a minute of searching, you found what you were looking for. Rarity’s cooing while you kissed her belly were just so damn adorable. But now it was hopefully going to take on a different tone. For you’ve finally found one of her nipples. You weren’t sure if pony nipples would bring the same reactions as a human woman, but it was worth a shot.
You take the nipple into your mouth and start sucking, flicking at it with your tongue. Rarity arches her back and takes in a deep breath. After a few seconds she finally lets out the breath in a deep, throaty moan of pleasure. You alternate between sucking on it while flicking it with your tongue, and circling it with said tongue.
Rarity seems to be really enjoying this, she hasn’t really stopped moaning, and letting out half screams of pleasure while you work her over. You decide to throw another metaphorical log on the fire of the passion, by reaching your hoof over and teasing her clit. Her whole body spasms and she lets out a muffled howl of ecstasy. She grabbed a pillow and yelled into that at the last minute; otherwise you’d be concerned of worried friends and bystanders trying to figure out what that was.
When Rarity’s body finally settles down, you let out a small chuckle. On roll on top of Rarity. You embrace her lips with your own, as you bring your member to her slit. She lets out an adorable little squeak as you slide your member into her wet pussy.
You started pumping your hips, slowly at first to get it lubed up. You reveled in the tightness, and the feeling of her folds squeezing around your member. You started taking long, deep strokes. Keeping the slow pace, you pulled out to the tip, and slide back in all the way to the hilt.
Rarity seems to like it slow and deep, or fast and hard. Right now, you were feeling pretty good with slow and deep to, so you were going to keep like this for a little whi- “Jason! Faster!” Rarity’s voice is a little higher then usual. ‘Or not.’ You raise your eyebrows at her, but comply. You pick up the pace, and start grinding into her.
Rarity wraps her hind hooves around your waist, and starts bucking up in rhythm with yours. She didn’t have it right off the bat, but she picked up it quickly. She wrapped her forehooves around your neck, and buried her face into your chest.
You steadily started picking up the pace, and Rarity picked up on this and matched you increase. Soon, you both were bucking like animals. You could swear the bed was banging against the walls. You couldn’t care less. All that mattered was showing Rarity how much you have come to care about her.
You tucked your wing to your side, and without breaking stride, rolled Rarity on top of you. You started thrusting harder upwards, causing her to hop into the air and then fall back down with a slap. Rarity was getting fairly loud now, but neither of you could be bothered to care about it. To lost in the heat of the moment.
You were always one to see the romantic aspects of sex, and thought of it more as expressing your love to your partner. Which up till about now has always been human. If someone had told you that you’d end up falling in love with a cartoon character, after getting sent to their world, and getting transformed into one of them, you’d call them crazy.
But right now, you couldn’t be happier. You were making hot, steamy, sticky, furious love to a gorgeous mare. Who is screaming your name as she bounces on your rock hard member. The sheets were a mess, and soaked. You were both covered in sweat, but it was coming (Hehe) to an end soon.
Rarity started squeezing down on you, she was getting closer, and you could tell. So, to put her over the edge, you reach for her clit. As soon as you touch it, she clamps down like her life depends on it. With one final thrust, she cums. She shouts out and you feel her convulsing around your member.
The sensation of her own juices racing past your member, along with the squeezing, and convulsions is too much to bear. You start thrusting up into her, you grab her flanks, and pull her down to you as you release your load. Wave after wave, you shoot your cum inside of her. Rarity collapses on top of you, and you start petting her mane.
“I love you Rarity.”
Rarity crawled up onto your chest, and when your member slid out of her, a gush of cum came out, and oozed onto your belly. You look down and kiss her. “I love you to Jason.” You close your eyes and lay back. Perfectly content right here. “I’m going to go take a shower.”
LEMONS STOP HERE!!! (Bet you thought I would forget to didn't you Blue Streak? I know, I'm awesome.)
“Okay.” You just relaxed in the bed. You were upset to find that laying back with your hands, or hooves, what used to be your favorite way of relaxing, was now the most uncomfortable thing ever. You shifted around trying to find another way to relax. To no avail. You just shifted around for what seemed to be fifteen minutes. Then Rarity came out of the shower.
“Your turn for a shower. I’ll change the sheets.” She looked at the sheets, and how wet they still were. “And maybe flip the mattress while I’m at it.” You only laughed and got up for your own shower.
The master bathroom was similar to the guest bathroom, only it was a little fancier. Gold fixtures, like the shower head, and the sink faucet. The handle for the toilet was gold to. The shower curtains were a shade of purple. The whole bathroom looked like your average bathroom, only done up to look expensive, which it very well may have been, and it also looked, for lack of a better word, fabulous.
You turned on the shower before getting in, and cranked the hot water up. The shower had two knobs instead of one. You’d have to convince Rarity to let you fix that later. You get the water going, and set it to half cold, and half hot to get started. The water wasn’t nearly hot enough for you, so you cranked the hot water knob to about seventy-five percent. That did it, the pressure was a little high, but you didn’t want to upset the balance.
You quickly become aware, there isn’t a bar of soap. So, you grab the shampoo, with the logical idea, that you were covered in hair, and shampoo would work fine. You found that you had a difficult time washing up. Not really being able to get everywhere. You notice a brush and pick it up with your mouth, and start washing your back. You quickly drop it, having soapy, or shampooey water in your mouth, giving you a fine taste of nasty soap/shampoo.
You look up, and open your mouth and try to rinse the taste out. After a minute, it works! You can no longer taste the evil of the shampoo! You rinse the shampoo out of your hair, or mane I suppose it’s called now. You turn off the shower, and drip off for a little bit before you look for a towel. Which you have difficulty drying off with. Not having magic sucked.
You left the bathroom to see Rarity laying on a re-made bed, looking at you. Her mane has dried off to some degree, but still hung limply around her.
“Wow… Here I thought you couldn’t get any hotter.” Rarity simply giggled and looked away bashfully. “I mean it. I think empty complements only lead to trouble. Especially if they ask if you really mean it.”
Rarity looked back to you and asked. “Why?”
“Why… Hmm… Well, if you say yes, but don’t really mean it they could develop feelings for you. If they are girls anyway. With guys, if makes them think you are a pushover, or inflates their ego for no reason. Or it makes you a kiss ass. Either way, not good. And if the girls ask you if you mean it, and they see through your deception, things will go south. Or you are good at lying, and you have the same problem as before. The guys just get a massive ego.”
“I suppose I can see what you’re saying…”
“Yeah, I know I have a somewhat abstract way of thinking. Trust me, once you get to know me better, you’ll pick up on what I’m trying to say quickly.” You say with a light hearted chuckle. “I’m gonna take a nap. If you need anything wake me.”
“Okay darling.” She nods, and heads off downstairs. Presumably to do some work. You however, roll over, and fall asleep…
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You awake to the bed shaking, you crack your eyes open slightly. You see some white, and think it’s Rarity. and close your eyes again. “Mmm…. Rarity….” You mumble as you use your wing to pull her in close. When you snuggle up to her, you drape your forehoof over her and lean down to nibble on her ear.
When you find her ear, you think it’s smaller then usual. But pass it off as you just being sleepy. “What are you doing?”
“Noming your ear…” You say with a retarded sleepy giggle.
“That’s my sisters ear.”
“…” You stop noming on the ear. “What?”
“I said, that’s my sisters ear.”
You open your eyes, and look to see Rarity standing in the doorway. You look back to see Sweetie Belle right next to you. “Why did she… But didn’t you… Huh?”
“I don’t know why she crawled into the bed with you. I forget to tell her about you staying here, or at least being here right now.”
“Well… If it’s any consolation, your ear tastes better. It’s cuter to.”
“*sigh* Whatever will I do with you?”
“Forgive me for eating your sisters ear and let me go back to bed?”
“Why not? Alright. Go back to bed. Sweetie, did you still want to take a nap?” 'Fuck yeah!'
Sweetie Belle looks over to her sister and sleepily says. “Yeah, I guess.” She turns over to you and says. “Just don’t try and eat my ear again. That felt funny.” She rolled back over, and rested her head on a pillow, where she went to sleep.
“I’ll catch you later Rarity.” You set your own head down on the pillow, and let sleeps dark warm embrace take you away once more. Plus one little filly, who’s still under your wing, and forehoof. She really whole heartily trusts Rarity if she was willing to sleep in the same bed as someone she’s never meet. Or, more clever then she’s been letting on…
Closing notes: Haha! Bet you guys though more crazy shit like what happened when Rarity walked in on Jason in the bathroom was gonna go down huh? Well no. It's still a little weird, but not as bad. Trollchapternameistroll.
Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
Author's Notes: Here it is everypony! The Awaited Chapter 12.1! If you guys don't like the concert thing, let me know in teh comments, and I will redo the chapter. Half the reason I didn't finish this that quickly is because I didn't want another chapter 8. This chapter unlike chapter 8, can be changed around to still fit what I have in store.
sHoUt OuT tImE!
Jhonny Derp for first last chapter.
little dashie, and Nightmare for pre-reading this chapter with me.
J0HNS0N For being epic. I think your my favorite fan yo.
DISCLAIMERS!
The Idea of Vinyl's Cage Corral and Octavia playing DJ Turntables was Wolokai's Idea from his BA Fiction Leap Of Faith: Octavia vs. Rave if you haven't read it. Do so, all of them. His stories are baws. Particularly Don't Go Outside. He had me on an Adrenaline rush in this one chapter because it was so intense.
The idea of Clover belongs to TheGentlemanCreeper from his fiction Purple Haze. Which is also a really good story. Read it.
Chapter 12.1
The Day I Became A Star
It’s been two months since that day. Your days have been relatively the same. Studying during the day, and sex at night, or sex for the first few weeks. Rarity looks like she may have put on a few pounds, but you didn’t dare say anything, or even make it look like you’ve noticed. Though you can tell she has. She’s been a little depressed, and sometimes, when she thinks you aren’t looking, you see her rubbing her belly with a somewhat sad smile…
You didn’t really understand why she would do that. You’ve gotten quite good and magic, and can even fly as fast as Fluttershy! Doorknobs don’t stop you anymore, and you can carry 5 books at once! You’ve made amazing progress, you aren’t a total disgrace to pony kind anymore. You’ve even solved a few crimes. Mostly harmless, but one was fairly serious. A house robbery, and rape. You took a few days off to get to the bottom of that.
Today however, you had a date planned with Rarity. “Sorry Sweetie, I’ll take you out next week, how’s that sound? I’ll take you to the movies and buy you ice cream.” You patted her on the head.
She brightened up and started bouncing around. “You mean it?!”
“I mean it. And you can have two scoops, of any flavor you want!”
She squeed and ran off. You turned to see Rarity dressed in her Grand Galloping Gala dress. “Wow! You look smoking hot! If looks could kill you’d be a weapon of mass destruction!” It looked a little tight, but it only added to the effect. She really did look really good. “You look great! A little over done, but absolutely fabulous!”
“One does not simply over dress for the only five star restaurant in Ponyville. Besides, I have to dress my best for our first real date! I’m so excited that I just can’t hide it!” Rarity was practically bouncing in place like Pinkie she was so excited.
You gave her a quick kiss, and said. “Yeah, me too. I’m just sorry it took me this long to ask you. I never really crossed my mind until you brought it up a few days ago… I feel like a scumbag (Steve) for not asking you sooner…”
Rarity just shook her head, and gave you a long, gentle, caring kiss calming your nerves. “I didn’t think about it either. Until you brought it up. So don’t worry, let’s just go have fun tonight.” You giggle deviously. “You know what I meant Jason! Honestly, is that all you ever have on your mind?”
“No, I just get a kick at the puns I can find in a lot of things. After all, any sentence can have a sexual innuendo if you think hard enough. Hehe, hard. Let’s get going!” You head out the door and lead the way to the restaurant. You are clad in a fine tuxedo you’re even wearing pants, however the hell that works. ’I have to admit, I am one fine stallion all dressed up like this.’ Though Rarity didn’t like having to cut slits in her fine masterpiece for your wings.
Little did Rarity know however, your magic sessions with Twilight ended a while ago, everything you wanted to learn was learned, and you were practicing with a few friends of yours. Unicorns in fact. For a thing you had planned at Vinyl’s place. If everything went as planned, you were finally going to be able to play a guitar again.
You and Rarity were walking down the road, tails intertwined. You occasionally bumped into her giggling. ‘This is going to be a great night!’ The restaurant comes into view. It was a simple looking building. The bushes were cut to look like ponies, and two large ones at the entrance looked like alicorns. There was a pair of fountains next to each alicorn bush. The walls had golden scrollwork inlaid with the red bricks that adorned the outer half of the building. It was really nice or cool.
The inside however, was richly decorated, crystal chandeliers, marble pillars for support. The tables were finely crafted, and made of mahogany. Food smelled great, but you were defiantly going to ask for something with a large serving size. The food on Earth looked like it could feed a five year old. You never understood why some people, or ponies, put so much effort into making the food look like it did. When you made dinner, you always focused more on taste rather than how it looked. Granted you didn’t want it to look like crap, but you didn’t spend five minutes making it look like art.
“*Whistle* This place looks good” You say looking around the joint.
A brown stallion with a lighter brown mane wearing a waist coat, jacket combo walked up to the pedestal you were waiting next to, you couldn’t see his cutiemark. “Hello sir, and madam. Do either of you have a reservation?”
You look at the stallion and say. “Yes we do, it should be under Captain Jason Wander.”
He looks at a book, and reads through it and says. “No I’m sorry, I don’t seem to see your name.”
“Try looking under badass fucking alicorn in front of you!” You say flaring your wings out in a threatening manner. Rarity turn to the left suddenly very interested in that bush. (That’s what she said)
“Oh! My mistake, right this way.” He says nervously.
As you walk through the establishment, you catch the whispers of a few conversations, and hear that mostly people are talking about you. ‘I always thought being popular was going to be cool. How wrong I was…’
You let out a sigh and take a seat. Right in the fucking middle of everything. ‘God damn it… Whatever, I’ll make the best out of this yet!’ The waiter handed you your menu’s and said. “My name is Lean Cuisine, and I will be your waiter this evening. Something to drink to start off?”
Rarity was the first to speak. “Yes, I’ll have a glass of un-sweet tea please. Raspberry if you have it.”
“Apple Juice please.” The waiter nodded and handed you two menus.
“I’ll have your drinks out in a moment.” He then made a slight bow, and left.
You grabbed your menu with your magic, which was a bright white, and had a slightly purple outline to it. Rarity asked you about it, but you didn’t have any idea why. I mean, you’ve only been here for not even half a year.
You were quite proficient in a few languages, so you didn’t have any trouble reading some of the fancy dishes. The problem was going to be finding something with a large serving size. Your waiter came back with your drinks. “Thanks man.” You say taking the drinks from his tray with your magic. He nods and heads off.
“So, you figure out what you want to have for dinner yet Jason?” Rarity asks.
“Not yet. Going to try and find the item that will actually fill me up. The five start restaurants on Earth, cost you an arm and a leg for five bites of food.”
“That’s… absolutely horrid! Why would they do such a thing!?”
You look at Rarity with a blank stare. “You don’t think I’m being serious do you? It’s just an expression. Means it costs you a lot of money. If I had to guess I’d say around one and a half gold bits for a dinner for two.”
Rarity relaxes. “Oh, okay… I must say I don’t care for quite a few of you Earth expressions… They can be easily misinterpreted”
You can only laugh. “Hey, are the serving sizes large, or small?”
Rarity puts on a smug look. “Well, this is one more area where my planet has yours beat hooves down. They are full size meals. They are some of the best meals in all of Equestria. Prepared by the best chiefs from all over the place.”
“Awesome! Then I’m going to get what sounds good.” You go back to looking over the menu with a different goal in mind. Browsing through the menu, you find something that sounds pretty good.
The waiter walked back up to your table. “Are you ready to order?” He asks with a Prench accent
“Uh, I think so. Rarity?” (Flash forward through dinner and mindless conversation. I also don’t wanna describe the food when it gets there, or come up with pony names for food xD)
You pay the bill and get up to leave. “This was awesome! The food was freaking spectacular! Holy shit why didn’t we do that sooner!?” You were flying with Rarity towards your next destination. “Oh hey Rarity! Where we’re going, you might not wanna take any fancy clothes. We’re going to Vinyl’s Cage Coral!”
Rarity stopped dead in her tracks. You floated over to her. “Why on Equestria are you going there?!”
“I have a surprise waiting for you. You’re going to have to trust me on this one Rarity. It’ll be awesome, promise. If you don’t like it, I’ll do that thing you like with your horn.” Rarity’s face went red.
“Very well. Let’s go home so I can take off my dress.” Rarity turns to walk off, but you drop down in front of her. “What are you doing?”
“Check this out.” You close your eyes, and your horn starts to glow, surrounding you and Rarity.
“What are you do-“ There is a bright flash, and a change of scenery. “ing” Rarity gasps.
“Pretty neat huh? Figured out teleportation. Not that hard once ya know how. Head upstairs and take your dress off. Don’t bother fixing you mane, or makeup.”
“Neat? I’d say that’s spectacular! I’ll be just one moment, then we can be off.” Rarity walked up stairs. While you just sat down and thought about which song you were going to play. You decided to wing it. Rarity came down a few minutes later. “Okay, I’m ready to go.” Another glow of your horn and flash later, you were standing at the back entrance to the club.
You give the door a few swift knocks and it opens to reveal Vinyl Scratch. “Sup Jason, glad you could make it. I’ve got everything set up. Heavy Beats, Trixie and everypony else is ready to go to. Get set up, we go live in ten.”
“You got it Vinyl!”
Rarity looked at you confused. “What was she talking about Jason?”
“You’ll see babe. Just remember, you don’t like it, I’ll do tha-“
Rarity turned red again, and cut you off. “Yes yes, I know. I’ll go get myself situated in the crowd I suppose…” Rarity turned to head off
You walked over to the stage area and met with Heavy Beats checking his drums out one last time. “Sup Beats, you ready dude?”
The Unicorn stallion turned to look at you. He was a fairly tall stallion, but wasn’t quite as tall as Big Mac. He was a dark grey with a white mane. A set of drum sticks in a X for a cutiemark. “You bet man… I’m so stoked for this dude.”
You chuckle a bit. “Dude, you been hitting the clover again haven’t you?”
“Hey, a little hit of two leaf calms the nerves. I feel great. Everything is good in moderation, remember?”
“Yeah I do. Alright, glad you ready for this. I’m all sorts of nervous, and before you ask, no I don’t want a hit.” You say cutting him off before he can get any words out of the mouth he opened.
He laughed and said. “Your loss man. It really helps you relax.”
You laughed and shook your head. Walking over to Trixie. “Hey Trix, you ready to rock?”
“Trixie requests you stop calling Trixie that. But Trixie is ready to go. My guitar is tuned and ready.” She says hold her guitar up with her magic strumming a few cords.
“Excellent. See you in five then.” You walk over your own guitar, and pull it out of the case in which it resided. It was a cherry wood Electric Guitar, looked kind of like a Les Paul. You strummed a few cords and tuned it. ‘This is going to be so awesome!’ The rock from Equestria was some of the softer styles of Metallica at its hardest. You were going to show them what true rock and roll was.
Vinyl came (hehe) back stage. “Aright everypony. We’re up.” You slung your guitar over your back, and everypony made their way onto the stage.
Vinyl spoke first. “Wazzap everypony! Are you ready to rock!?” The whole crowd roared with cheering, and the whole building shook with the beating of hooves on the ground. “Alright!! Welcome to Vinyl’s Cage Corral, I’m Vinyl Scratch, and this!” She raised a hoof and gestured to everything before her. “Is my corral!” More cheering and stomping. “Aright everypony, I’ve got a special surprise from you. Our very own alicorn Jason here, has brought with him music from his world. Myself, and everyone on stage right now will play you this music. Let me tell you, it’s different, but it’s something I could get used to!” Everyone on stage were as follows, Vinyl, Octavia, Heavy Beats, Trixie, and yourself.
You stepped forward. “Sup everypony. My name is Jason. When I first heard what you all called rock. I thought it was lacking. It was lightweight compared to the stuff from Earth. So, I’m going to show you what rock ‘n roll is from a society that lives and breathes it!” You were met with a mixed reaction. “Alright, I expected that kind of reaction. I’m going to let our music speak for itself. Vinyl, if you please.”
She nodded. Everyone on stage got ready to play. Guitars floated into the air, and Vinyl’s bass guitar. Heavy Beats picked up his drum sticks and nodded to Octavia who was manning the turntable. Heavy Beats levitated his stick into the air and rhythmically counted too three. “One, two, a one two three!”
As soon as he hit three, music Octavia came in with some synthetic sounds, and Beats started pounding away at the bass drum, and using the smaller ones to accent it. Shortly after, Trixie comes in with a little guitar. Beats adds some symbols into it, and you grab the mic, lean into it, and start singing.
Dead I am the one, exterminating son
You take over the repetitive guitar, and let Trixie take over main. You remain silent for only a moment as you start singing again.
Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry
Dig through the ditches,
Dig through the ditches,
Trixie start some rapid strumming of the same cords in a catchy timing style that flows nicely with the song, and keeps it up. You resume singing once more while Trixie keeps playing main guitar, and you play back up.
Dead I am the pool, spreading from the fool
Normal playing resumes from lead guitar, and you remain silent for a few moments before you start singing again.
Dead I am the rat, feast upon the cat
Dig through the ditches,
Dig through the ditches,
Octaiva messes with some dials, to give your microphone an added effect to make you sound different, and you momentarily change the sounds the background guitar is putting off.
Do it baby, do it baby
You switch your background guitar back to normal while you aren’t singing for right now, but when you start singing again, you switch back to what you were playing before.
Do it baby, do it baby
You go back to playing normally, and the synth effects on your mic are undone. However, when you start singing, the main guitar goes silent, and you start playing some rapid high note cords.
Dead I am the life, dig into the skin
Trixie’s guitar comes back with a vengeance as you go silent for a moment.
Dead I am the dog, hound of hell you cry
Dig through the ditches,
Dig through the ditches,
Octaiva messes with some dials again, to give your microphone an added effect to make you sound different, and you momentarily change the sounds the background guitar is putting off.
Do it baby, do it baby
You switch your background guitar back to normal while you aren’t singing for right now, but when you start singing again, you switch back to what you were playing before.
Do it baby, do it baby
Dig through the ditches,
Dig through the ditches,
When you start singing after this pause, you all quite down as the first song comes to an end.
Dig through the ditches,
The crowd roars into life with cheers and hoof stomps of approval. Somehow, a few of them even whistle. “You guys like that?” More hoof stomping, and cheers. “You guys want some more?!” If you thought the crowd couldn’t get any louder, you were wrong. “Alright guys, check this out. This next piece in this inter-dimensional set, is a personal favorite of mine. It also address’s the problems my planet has. In terms of the environment. So to those of you wanting to ask, or to learn more about me, and where I come from, here’s the latter.”
Beats once again starts the band off, if you can call them that, by tapping his drum sticks. Once he hits three, Vinyl, Trixie, and him start us off .
The Indulgence of our lives
You step in with your background guitar, as things start taking off.
It’s just another way to die!
There can be no other reason why
And no one is listening
Everything goes silent for a moment except for the bass drum. But as you start signing again is a second, everything picks up again.
(Chorus)
Left us with another way to die!!
Oohh Can we repent in time
The time bomb is ticking
Everything goes silent for a moment except for the bass drum. But as you start signing again is a second, everything picks up again.
(Chorus)
Left us with another way to die!!
Trixie steps forward, with her guitar solo. Beats was still playing, and so was Vinyl. So it wasn’t a TRUE solo, but she did steal the spot light. It was a nice part of the song, it kept to the rock ‘n roll side, but at the same time, it had a bit of a depressing tone to it.
Still we ravage the world that we love
Left us with another way to die!!
Oohh Can we repent in time
The crowd was silent. “Yeah I know, my planet is kind of fucked isn’t it? Well, besides that, what’d you ponies think of the song?” This got their attention and they started cheering again. Though not as loud as before. ‘Guess this one might’ve been a little much… Whatever, not my fault they don’t know good music.’
Octavia had at this point pulled he cello out from off stage. The crowd started murmuring between each other. “Easy now everypony.” You said. “This next one wouldn’t be the same without the intro. You’ll see what I mean in a moment.”
Octavia abruptly stood up, cello in hooves, and drew the bow across the strings. After checking the notes, she gives you a nod. She starts playing a soft tune . When the guitar steps in, she backs out. Simply standing there waiting for her next part.
Like walking into a dream, so unlike what you've seen.
I see a distant light, but girl this can't be right.
And when I think of all the places I just don't belong,
I don't belong here, we gotta move on dear, escape from this afterlife.
A place of hope and no pain, perfect skies with no rain.
Heavy Beats takes the chorus lines.
This peace on earth's not right (with my back against the wall).
Give me your hand but realize I just wanna say goodbye.
I don't belong here, I gotta move on dear escape from this afterlife.
Octavia starts playing again, but unfortunately briefly as soon the guitar steps back in, and she backs out once more.
Loved ones back home all crying 'cause they're already missing me.
You and Beats start screaming, as the stage lights up around Trixie as she start burning cords on her guitar in a excellent solo. When it’s finally over, you start singing the final verse.
I don't belong here, I gotta move on dear escape from this afterlife.
The crowd roars into life, seemingly cheering onto infinite and beyond. They clearly liked this one better then the last one. ‘Dumbasses wouldn’t know good music if it beat them to death…’ “Thank you all for coming! That’s the last one of the set.”
The crowd starts chanting “Encore! Encore! Encore! Encore! Encore! Encore!”
Closing Notes: Assuming anyone reads this. And assuming I don't just re-do this, IF you want I can add a fourth song. It'd be Dragonforce's Through The Fire and Flames. If you have any other suggestions, I'd listen to them.
Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
Author's Notes: Here it is! I'm expecting a Chapter 8 out of this one for sure. but IDGAF! I wanted to do something like this since Chapter 1, and now I have. So, enjoy the song and the Ass Kicking scene. Spoiler 4 u. Next chapter I explain why Jason is an alicorn. And the chapter after will be clop!
Shout Outs!
little dashie for first last chapter.
J0HNS0N For pre-reading this chapter.
And to all of you who found an error last chapter! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Chapter 12 part Two
The Legend Realized
You hold up a hoof silencing them. “All right everypony. You want more? We’ll give you more.” You turn back and look at the others. “You guys want to take five? Or you think you can play By Knife By Gun Or By Bare Hand?”
Heavy simply nodded at you. “Trixie’s body is ready.”
“We got you covered Jason.” Vinyl said.
Octavia laughed and said. “Guess I get to take a break seeing as how I’m not needed. Sucks to be you guys!” And she walked off stage. Shortly after, you could swear you heard the sound of a beer opening.
“Alrighty then. Here you go everypony. Enjoy it!”
Heavy start the countdown. “One, two, one to three!” He started playing , and you started speaking. More gruff and less reserved as usual. With Heavy singing chorus again.
The eagle born to those who pledge their lives and sacred honor,
There was a pause before Heavy started playing again. You came in with some guitar. After a few, Trixie stepped in and started this show off right.
I am a Marine on the beach, I'm a killing machine,
You said the first line, and motioned for the crowd to sing along.
I am a devil dog, I'm marching on (x2)
You stop the sing along and go back to it with Heavy.
I bask in the glow of the rising war
You motion for the crowd to sing with you again.
I am a devil dog, I'm marching on
Just you and Heavy now.
Hell has no demon I won't overcome.
Heavy steps out of the chorus and you sing.
"For more than two-hundred years our Corps has done two things for this great nation....We make Marines, and we win battles. Never forget that... You're first Marines, and not all the communists in hell can over run you."
Now I live lean and I mean to inflict the grief,
I am a devil dog I'm marching on, I am a warrior and this is my song.
All playing stops as you say this last part.
Good night my comrades...Where ever you are…
You were met with raging applause. While a few of them looked a little scared. “Good night Ponyville!” You start walking off stage with your guitar in tow with magic. You couldn’t help but smile at the applause. For music that was way off then norm for these ponies, they took it better then you expected.
Rarity walked up to you and smiled. “Well Jason. That was some performance darling. But I can’t say I really enjoyed that type of music. Nor did I like being stuck in that crowd. Surrounded by all those sweaty ruffians. So while it was quite nice to watch you play like that, and it was a pleasant surprise. Overall, I didn’t like it.” Rarity batted her eye lashes at you and had a sultry smile on.
“You just want the reward for if you didn’t like it, don’t you?” You say with a chuckle.
“Well, I didn’t like being surrounded by all those sweaty ponies, but I did enjoy your singing. Your voice is quite nice. That one song that Octavia helped play was quite nice as well. But I still want my reward for being surrounded by sweaty ponies.” Rarity’s face was a little red.
You only laugh. “Okay, okay. I’ll do it. C’mon. Let’s go home.” You wave goodbye to Trixie, Beats, Vinyl, and Octavia. With Rarity under your wing, you walk out the back door. You get about three steps , when you hear someone behind you. You glance behind you, and look forward again. You stop dead in your tracks, and spin around. “You again…” The person in front of you was none other than the ex-unicorn.
“Hello ‘Jason’. “He says your name with a mocking tone. ” You know, I heard you were changed into a alicorn, but I just didn’t believe it. Guess I owe you a silver bit eh?” At first you were confused, but then a guard. A royal fucking guard drops down from the sky. Or the roof of the building next to him to be more precise.
“Yes you do.” The first guard was wearing a helmet; he was your average looking guard. Only he had a compass looking thing on his chest plate. He wasn’t a regular palace guard, they don’t have any emblems. Who was he working for?
“I warned you not to take that bet.” Another guard jumped down from the roof. This one didn’t have a helmet on. His emblem was also bigger. The two guards took up flanking positions of either side of the ex-unicorn in the middle.
“You did. You did… Next time I’ll listen.” He snickered as he faced you and Rarity. Rarity has at this point gotten behind you, and you had your wings flared out, and horn a-glow. Something you kept secret from Rarity, and Twilight, was that you were developing spells for combat purposes. There were a surprising few in Equestria, but you added a few more. With some Earth flare.
The guard with the helmet turned to the one without a helmet and asked. “Captain, do we have to kill the mare right away?” He voice hinted at what he really meant by that.
Rarity was terrified. Her ears were flat against her head. “Jason….” Rarity whispered in your ear, fear cracking her voice.
“Don’t worry. I got this.” You say to Rarity, never taking your eyes off your enemies. “I’ll give you one chance to leave, before you sign your own death warrants. Ask the guy in the middle. I’ve killed ponies before, and I’ll do it again. If you think I’m a liar, come closer.” Your eyes were slits, and your voice even.
The helmeted guard flinched. Not even an inch, but you noticed. “What’s the matter son? You ever come face to face with the Grim Reaper? I myself have been there so many times, me an’ him, play poker every weekend. “You take a step forward. “Let’s see if you have the balls to tango…”
There were a few things you expected to happen next. All three of them charging you, was not one of them. They were barreling down the alley way, which was ironic if you think about it. The guard took off and flanked you, while the ex-unicorn simply took you head on. You kept your attention on the guard with no helmet. Him being the more experienced from the looks of it.
He flared his wings out, and slowed down. You still kept your eyes on him. All of a sudden white hot pain was in your back. The other one hit you square in the back, while the first one slowed down, he didn’t and reached you first. The first one came up and grabbed you. You were turned around to face the ex-unicorn.
“Well. Not so tough without your fancy weapons now are you?” He raised a hoof up, and put every ounce of his weight into the hoof he brought across your face. Rarity was just standing there. To shocked to really do anything, except cry. Tears were streaming down her face as she watched you get hit. Over, and over again.
When the ex-unicorn finally stopped. He turned to Rarity. “So! You not only saved the whore, but started dating her?”
“You take that back…!” Your voice was even, and so full of hatred. Somewhere, in a galaxy far, far away, a shiver went down an old man’s back.
“Or what? Those two have you held tightly, you aren’t going anywhere. Neither is she…” He turned his attention to Rarity. “Now… Where was I when we last met…?” The guards holding you snickered at this.
Your eyes opened with realization, then narrowed again. “If you fucking touch her I swear to god I’ll-“
“You’ll what? You aren’t in any position to do anything!” Little did anyone, including you, know, there was a shit storm brewing above your heads.
“I’m going to fucking kill you…” You growled. Punctuating your sentence, was a rumble of thunder, and a flash of lightning.
The un-helmeted guard looked up. “That’s strange… There isn’t a storm scheduled for several weeks….”
The hair on your head, was starting to stand on end, and the storm raged above. “It doesn’t matter,” The ex-unicorn said. He was advancing on Rarity, whom was backed up to a dumpster.
“N-no… S-Stay away from me!” Rarity shouted. The storm over head was rumbling and lighting the sky constantly. Even the wind has picked up.
“I. Am warning you.” Your whole body was trembling with anger. “Leave her. Alone!” Your teeth were clenched. Your hair was completely on end now. Not just the hairs on your neck, even the hair on your head. Your mane was on end. Your eyes were glowing, and lighting had started striking around you.
“What is the weather team thinking?! This storm is getting dangerous!” The helmeted guard shouted, currently regretting wearing metal armor.
“Quit your bitching!” The ex-unicorn was standing over Rarity now, positioning himself to do the deed…
“JASON!” Rarity shouted, pleading for your help. As the ex-unicorns stallionhood started poking her.
“ARRGGGH!!” You shout, and flare your wings out, launching the two guards holding you down outwards. Nearly simultaneously lightning stuck you. Your eyes were glowing, and your iris’ were an emerald green. Lightning was arcing across your body. Your hair, was a brilliant golden color.
“I warned you. If I ever saw you again… I’d kill you…” Your voice sounded… Different… Like you were possessed by a demon. Various trash thrown by passerby’s started floating around you, and anything that got to close was struck by lightning emanating from your body, and atomized. Unknown to you at the moment, your cutiemark appeared. It was a dark storm cloud with lightning beneath it. Curiously enough, there was a tornado on either side of the lightning bolt.
You raised a hoof, facing the helmeted guard. “Now perish for your actions…” A bolt of lightning flew out of your hoof, and stuck down the now fleeing guard. There was a brief yell, but it was quickly silenced as the electricity Kentucky fried him. Scootaloo style
“Now you…” You turned your hoof to the other guard, who was foalishly charging you. Another lightning bolt stuck him down. The smell of chard flesh filled the air. You walked towards the ex-unicorn, who was backing away from you, and in turn, Rarity. Garbage around you still was atomized if it got to close. You were like a walking bug lamp.
“Your death will neither be swift, not painless. You made Rarity cry… You tried to hurt Rarity…”
“I-I’m sorry!” He tried begging for his life.
“I tried sparing you… You have been found guilty of attempted rape and murder. I sentence you to death. Now, I’ll carry out that sentence…” You walk up to the trembling ex-unicorn and instead of simply killing him, you place a hoof on him. Sending over nine thousand volts of electricity coursing through his body. He starts writhing in agony and screaming.
You stop only to place your hoof on the remains of his horn. The nerves in the stump of what remained of his horn amplified the pain. You shorted out his nervous system, so he couldn’t move. He couldn’t even writhe in pain anymore. He was just screaming.
“Jason! Stop it!” Rarity tried to get you to stop. She snapped out of her trance, and got over the voice thing. “You’re torturing him!”
“After what he tried to do… I’m going easy on him…” You never took your eyes off him. “But if you insist… “ You crank up the voltage, and instantly fry him. “There...” You took a few deep breathes to calm yourself down, the objects of your anger gone. Soon, the electricity in your body starts discharging, and your hair and eyes return to normal.
“Man… That wore me out… I wonder what that was all about… Are you all right Rarity?”
Still trembling, Rarity responded. “W-what happened to you?”
“I’m not really sure… All I know is I was really angry… Then, I felt like I was invincible. It was incredible… But those marks on the guards chest… What was it? Do you think it was someone’s cutiemark like with Celestia’s guard?”
Rarity was still shocked with what happened. “But, what the actual buck happened here!?”
“I don’t really know. I’ll discuss it with Twilight, but I’d be willing to bet it was my alicorn ability… I didn’t think it’d be so violent though… Do you think it might have something to do with the weather in general?” You raise your hoof to scratch your chin in thought. “Anyway… Are you okay?”
Having calmed down from the ordeal, she finally walked up to you. She pokes you, to make sure you still aren’t charged. “Oh Jason!” She embraces you, crying into your shoulder. “I was so scared…!” She was out right sobbing now.
You take you hoof and stroke her back and mane. “Shh… It’s okay… I’m here… I gotcha… C’mon, let’s go get Twilight. We need to tell Celestia about what happened…“ When Rarity calmed down, you started making your way to Twilight’s to talk to her about a few things. Also to send a message to the Princess about the situation.
“Also Jason, those emblems… That was Prince Blue Blood’s cutiemark…”
(DUN DUN DUNNN)
The filly in your lap said. "So THAT'S what your cutiemark means..."
"Yeah. I'm answering a whole lot of questions with this story aren't I?"
"Yeah you are. Also, remind me never to make you mad..."
"Stop breaking rules then." You say with a smirk.
"Can't promise you anything there." She returns your smirk.
"Yeah, that's what my cutiemark means. Now go to bed. We'll talk more tomorrow, alright sweetie?"
"Okay dad..." She hopped down and went off to her room in the palace.
The other pony in the room started talking. "You still miss her, don't you?"
"I'd be lying if I said I didn't..."
The mare next to you flipped her hair over her shoulder, and nuzzled into your shoulder. "We can't blame you. Losing a loved one is never easy. The way you had to didn't help..."
Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
Author's Note: Yay! Chapter 13! Enjoy this one. I didn't really rish it, but I felt the urge to write like a baws, and ideas flowed nicely. So it really only took me a few days. Things are starting to get real, and next chapter, WILL BE CLOP! But, I'm sorry to say, there will be some story at the end. But for the most part, most of the clop will be skippable for you few who don't like reading it.
Shout Outs!
Thanks to J0HNS0N, NIghtmare, and little dashie for pre-reading this chapter!
J0HNS0N: For first last chapter.
Flutterkiin aka Buff: For pointing out an error last chapter.
Chapter 13
Explanations
You and Rarity were walking back to the library. ‘Rarity is taking it about as well as I could hope… I’m glad she fell for my lack of concern. Truth is, I couldn’t be any more scared right now. What if I did that inside? I don’t know how to control this power yet… What if I hurt her?’ These thoughts and things like it were swimming around in your mind. What if, what if, what if. In many opinions, the scariest two words in existence. Next to ‘I’m Pregnant’ anyway.
You hoped you wouldn’t be bothering Twilight to much when you got there. Chances are she’ll be reading, but you hope she isn’t casting a new spell for the first time. If your experience with beginner spells, and your self-made ones were any indication; getting distracted is a BAD thing.
Rarity was under your wing, finding comfort in having you so close. She was still trembling, and ponies were looking at you as you passed. Your clothes were torn, and singed. Rarity wasn’t too much better off, but she wasn’t smoking still like you were. Her library was finally coming into view.
You knock on the door a few times. “Now is not a good time!” You heard Twilight shout.
“It’s me Jason! And unless you’re casting a spell, you need to make time!” You tried to make it sound like whatever you had to say was really important. Which it was.
“Jason? Perfect timing! Come inside!”
You look over to Rarity who merely shrugged her shoulders. “Uh… Alright.” You push the door open, and were surprised to see none other than both princess Celestia, and Luna. “Excellent! Just the pony I needed to talk to!”
Celestia smiled at you. “And you are the pony I needed to talk to. You may speak first.”
“Alright. I was attacked in an alley way again. Things weren’t all that different then the last time I found Rarity in an alley way.” There were a few gasps, and the princess suddenly looked a lot more interested. “There were three of them. Only their goal was me. Here’s the part you aren’t going to believe, the ponies that attacked us were the unicorn whose horn I shot off, and two royal guards.”
Celestia looked at you. “That’s impossible.”
“Ask Rarity. Those two were wearing armor. I’m also going to Canterlot tomorrow. To talk with you some more about the details. Rarity and I are going to try and figure out who sent them” You look over at Rarity. She nods slightly, understanding you want to keep it secret. Though you can tell by the way she’s looking at you, there’s going to be a lot of questions to be answered when you get home.
You sigh. “Also, I discovered my cutiemark.” There were various congratulations from Twilight, and the princess’. “Problem is I got it after I killed the three of them.” And the congratulations stopped. “When the ex-unicorn tried to finish what he started with Rarity, I lost it. I felt an anger like nothing I’ve ever felt before. Then, I was struck by lightning. With it, I gained powers of said lightning. I was harboring, and controlling it. The two guards were quickly taken out. I don’t know how I knew what to do, but I did, I reached my hoof out, and lightning flew forth and struck them were they stood. Or in one case, where he was while he was trying to run.
“Anything near me was atomized, I was like a walking bug lamp to anything. Once I got close, I somehow turned it off… I-I placed my hoof on him… A-and I… I…” Looking back on things, you couldn’t believe how you didn’t care… Not in the least, if anything, at the time, you were upset you killed him because the fun was over.
“I placed my hoof on him, and tortured him with thousands, upon thousands of volts of electricity… I didn’t care… At all, if anything… I was… Enjoying it… I only pulled away to place my hoof on what was left of his horn… To stimulate the pain in the nerve endings of what was left… This went on until Rarity snapped me out of it, but only enough to finish him… I don’t even know how long it lasted…
“I couldn’t think of anything short of making him suffer more… My mind was so full of pure hate… I heard Rarity’s voice, she pulled me out of the fog of… of, the pure rage I felt… I finished him, and then, I managed to calm down… I can honestly say with all the shit I’ve seen and been through, not being in control of my own anger like that, terrified me…”
Everypony in the room was shocked. Rarity came up to you, and wrapped her hooves around your neck and started nuzzling you. Celestia raised an eyebrow, and poor Luna was wide eyed in surprise. Something you always neglected to include in your reports to Celestia, was the fact you we dating Rarity. As you went into finer detail about what happened, the hours were pulling into the morning. At about 5:30, everyone was weary, and something that was going to change your life forever was about to happen.
Rarity was going over what she saw, when, she stopped talking. You looked over, and she was looking a little… Green. “You okay Rarity?” You ask her, looking concerned.
“I think I’m going to be sick!” She got up, and galloped off to the bathroom as fast as she could. Noises of her vomiting could be heard shortly after.
“I’ll be right back.” You get up and head off to the bathroom. Twilight makes to follow you, but you stop her with a quick wave of your hoof. As you get to the bathroom, Rarity looks like she’s crying. “You okay hon?”
“Yes and no…” She doubles over and starts dry heaving.
You quickly close the gap. And hold her hair back with your magic while you rub her back. “It’s going to be okay…” As you comfort her, you start wondering why she would be vomiting like this. You were thinking, and thinking, unable to figure out why. Then, you start thinking into what’s happened before, things that have changed. Light bulb. Your heart started racing as everything started making sense. The weight gain, the fact that she was eating a little more, even if it started looking like a normal size pate to you. “Rarity…?”
“Jason, there’s something I need to tell you…” ‘Oh my god… Here it comes…’
“What is it?”
“Well, the thing is…” ‘Ohshitohshitoshitohshit’ “I’m pregnant…” ‘God damn it Nappa!’
“W-…. What? H-How? When… Huh…?” Your brain stopped working. The gears were grinding, and the preverbal smoke was coming out of your ears. Hell, you could swear you heard a grinding noise as thousands of thoughts went through your mind at once at light speed.
Rarity started crying again. “P-p-probably the f-first time we d-did it… I w-w-was still in h-heat a little bit… *sniffle* Even if that didn’t do it, the fact we did it again, and again didn’t help…” You were reeling. ‘The first time? But, why didn’t she tell me? Was it a hormone thing?’
You wrap your hooves around her and start nuzzling the back of her head. “It’s okay… I’m here. I’m not going anywhere… Promise… I promise you that as long as we both shall live, I will love you. I will love you for now and into forever. I’ll prove it to. You know how I’ll do that?”
Rarity looks up at you, eyes growing wide. “That’s right, while in a bathroom isn’t the most romantic of places, I’ve always been a spur of the moment kind of guy. Rarity, will you marry me?” And then the nastiest thing you could really think of realistically happening to you did. She kissed you, and quite eagerly forced her tongue inside your mouth.
When it was over, finally over, she pressed her forehead to yours, horn touching, she said. “Of course I will Jason. You have no idea how happy, and relieved this make me…” You embrace her, still very much disgusted at the taste in your mouth.
“C’mon, let’s go down stairs, I’m sure the others are worried.” And after a quick rinse of the mouth, and a flush of the toilet, you were both heading back downstairs. You were a little upset Rarity didn’t think of the fact she kissed you after throwing up, but really couldn’t stay mad at her. Still nasty though.
You were glad she didn’t start freaking out about the fact that the princess’ could probably hear her in the… Bathroom… ‘Fuck did they hear us?’ When you got downstairs, you could see the grins on everyone’s face. ‘God damn it Nappa…’ Luna spoke first. “We congratulate Jason, and Rarity! We wish you a thousand years of happiness!”
Twilight spoke up.”I’m so happy for you Rarity! I’m also glad you finally told Jason.” You sigh. ‘I’ll never understand why girls tell their friends stuff that is actually more relevant to boyfriends. Or, in my case fiancée.’ The mere thought of the fact you are going to spend your Equestrian life with Rarity makes you incredibly happy. And a foal of your own no less!
Celestia’s turn. “I grant you both my blessings. I wish you luck with this challenge Jason.” Before you could dwell upon what she meant, she continued speaking. “Luna and I also figured out why you were transformed into an Alicorn, not just an Earth, Unicorn, and Pegasus pony.” This had you intrigued.
“So me being an alicorn isn’t a fluke?” You asked.
“Far from it. When we created the spell to transform you, we had planned on altering your DNA to include the types of DNA from all three ponies, as it exists in each pony. The amounts decide what type you would be. Luna took charge for altering some to Pegasus, I took charge for Unicorn, and Twilight for Earth.
“Here’s where this becomes important. An alicorn has a perfect blend of all three types of DNA. The statistical odds of someone being born an alicorn are less than .00001%. Unless one pair of the genes being supplied are from an alicorn. Then it rises to at least 10%. Which is much higher if you aren’t good with math.
“When we cast the spell on you, we inadvertently paired the genes up perfectly.” You nodded in understanding.
“Okay, so it was a mistake?”
“Indeed” Luna was speaking now. “We had come up with a way to change you into a normal unicorn, earth, or pegasus pony if you desired. But now that you have discovered you alicorn power, and in turn, your cutiemark, changing you back is impossible. As the skies have already been bound to you.”
Celestia started speaking again. “We’ve also come to a decision as to what we are going to do about you in the eyes of the public.” ‘Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit’ “We’ve decided to make you a Prince, with as much power as we have.” ‘GOD MOTHER FUCKIGN DAMN IT NAPPA!!’
“I’m not leaving Ponyville. I’ll go to Canterlot for a few days. I actually have something I’m going to take care of there. In the castle even. I’ll leave tomorrow. That sound fine to you two?” You look between Luna and Celestia.
“We were hoping maybe a few days later… It’s going to take some time to arrange a public viewing and what not.” Celestia said.
“Alright then. Rarity, you can join me later tomorrow and we can make a small vacation out of it. During the afternoons anyway, I have a feeling the mornings are going to be busy for a few months. “
“Alright, I’ll set up an announcement to reveal you to the masses. Something in the afternoon.” You nod.
“Okay then. I’ll see you tomorrow… Come on Rarity, we’ve got a few things to talk about. Thanks for the information Luna, Celestia. I’ll take this into consideration tomorrow.” Before they can ask you what you mean, you let out a mighty yawn. “Okay, I’ve been up all day yesterday, and the night. This briefing of what happened in the alley, and what you’ve told me about me being an alicorn, and me finding out about Rarity being pregnant, I’m worn the fuck out.” You head for the door with Rarity in tow.
As soon as you get out the door, you start speaking to Rarity. “I’m sure you’re wondering why I didn’t tell Celestia that the guards had Blue Blood's cutie mark on it. It’s simple really. He tried to kill us indirectly, so I’m going to kill him directly… Spike told me how he treated you at the Gala, and that’s also playing some role into why I want him die.” You were lying about Spike telling you, since you saw it on the show. While things are different here than in the show, it seems that some of those things are accurate.
“You can’t be serious darling! He’s a Prince!”
“Hah! Some Prince, I bet he found out that I was to be made a Prince, and thought something like ‘This castle ain’t big enough fer the both of us’ and tried to have me killed. That will be the last mistake of his soon to be hellish existence. Not to mention, I was just made a Prince myself on par with the Princess’”
“You… You’re serious, aren’t you?”
You both were in the middle of the road, in a slightly more busy area of town. You stopped Rarity, and looked her in the eyes. “Something you need to get through your head, is I’m not going anywhere. I’m looking after more than just you and Sweetie Belle now. I can’t afford to not come home anymore. He tried to kill me once, and I’m not going to give him time to try again.” You pulled her in close, drawing the attention of a few ponies nearby.
“Jason… Ponies are watching…”
“Then let’s put on a good show.” You lean in, and plant a passionate kiss on her lips. Not giving a single fuck that ponies are watching you. There were several cat calls and whistling from the ponies around you. You break the kiss, and throw you hoof into the air. “I’m going to be a dad!” You shout quite loudly. All the ponies in the area start cheering congratulations and the likes.
Rarity, was red as a tomato. You couldn’t care less about it. You were just happy now that you weren’t talking about boring stuff. Though, Rarity is probably going to be more than a little talkative about this later. Also probably going to be a in a less then pleased tone.
“C’mon, let’s get going.” You place a wing over Rarity, and head back off to the Boutique. The walk back would’ve been peaceful, except Rainbow Dash dropped in to say ‘Hi’ to Rarity. Things were still awkward around her, and you tried to avoid being alone with her ever since the kiss.
“Hey Rarity! How’s it going?”
“Hello Rainbow, I’m doing fine. How are you?”
“Same ol’ same ol’. Just practicing for the Wonder Bolts. Heard about the good news from… Spike, yeah… Congratulations!”
“Why thank you Rainbow!”You were surprised Rarity didn’t pick up on the fact that Rainbow was clearly lying about where she got the information; that, or she didn’t want to bring it up. More than likely, she was eavesdropping on the conversations that went on in the library. She probably also still had a crush on you if she was doing that. You would have to talk with her about that later… ‘Oh! They stopped talking.’
“I’ll see you later Jason, Rarity!” And with that Rainbow left.
“See ya later Dash!” You called out. “Let hurry up and get home. I still owe you something.” You finish with a wink, earning a little blush from Rarity. ‘God that’s cute.’ You walk into the boutique, and head upstairs to Rarity’s room. Or your room. You both sleep there. You don’t get any say in what goes in it, so you still call it Rarity’s room.
You push Rarity down onto the bed, and start getting all revved up for the fun. But, you forget about something important. Or somepony…
Closing notes: For those of you curious, the horn thing Rarity seemed so excited about will be explained in the next chapter. Chapter after, Blue Blood with die.
Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
Explanations (Trollified)
Authors notes; little dashie, one of my pre-readers trolled teh holy shit out of this chapter. I think it's hilarious. so here it is. Also, sorry about your comments, but I wanted teh trollololololol chapter after teh real one so some people didn't get to confused. Even though it'd be hilarious.
Also, he drew this.
You and Rarity were walking back to the library. ‘Rarity is taking it about as well as I could hope for a scred son of a beyatch… I’m glad she fell for my lack of concern cus I'm seriously gonna fuck her up tonight. Truth is, I couldn’t be any more skerd right now I had a raging boner. What if I did that inside of her? Damn it my boner got bigger. I don’t know how to control this powah yet… Wait... Waaaaaaait... I HAVE MORE POOOOWWWAAAHHH THEN OLD SPICE! But what if I hurt her with this amazing powah?’ These thoughts and things like it were swimming around in your mind. What if, what if, what fucking if. In many opinions, the scariest words in existence. Next to ‘THERES A FUCKING FOAL IN MY VAGINA!’.
You hoped you wouldn’t be bothering Twilight to much when you got there. Chances are she’ll be reading, or masturbating which ever of the two, but you hope she isn’t casting a new spell for the first time. In your experience with beginner spells, and your self-made ones were any indication; getting distracted is a BAD thing.
Rarity was under your wing, finding comfort in having you so close. She was still trembling, and ponies were looking at you as you passed. Your clothes were so torn ponies could have thought you were raped, and they were singed. Rarity wasn’t too much better off, but she wasn’t smoking large cigars but the tiny cigerette wasn't helping her addiction to meth. Twilight's library was finally coming into view.
You knock on the door a few times. “Now is not a good time!” You heard Twilight shout.
“Are you masturbating again?" Rarity looked at you like you were crazy.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPEEEE!!! JUST CHUCK TESTA!" Twilight called.
"It’s me Jason! And unless you’re casting a spell, you need to make time!” You tried to make it sound like whatever you had to say was really important. Which it was.
“Jason? Perfect timing! Come inside me!” Rarity gasped. "I mean... Just open the bucking door!"
You look over to Rarity who merely shrugged her shoulders. “Uh… Alright.” You push the door open, and were surprised to see none other than both princess. “Excellent! Just the ponies I needed fuc- I mean talk to!”
Celestia smiled at you. “And you are the pony I needed to talk too. You may part lips first.” You reared back a little.
"The fuck?"
"Nothing... Please tell me what you have to say."
“Alright. I was attacked in an alley way again." A collective set of gasp rang through the small croud along with some sounds that were a little sexy.
"DAMNIT LUNA!" Celestia yelled.
"BUT HE'S SO SEXY!" Rarity just rolled her eyes.
You continued on. "Things weren’t all that different then the last time I found Rarity in an alley way, I mean they had her up against a wall getting ready to fuck her hardcore train style!” The princess suddenly looked a lot more interested. “There were three of them. Only their goal was me and my body wasn't ready. Here’s the part you aren’t going to believe, the ponies that attacked us were the unicorn whose horn I shot off, and two royal guards.”
Celestia looked at you. “Impossibru!!!!”
“Ask Rarity. Those two were wearing armor. I’m also going to Canterlot tomorrow. To talk with you some more about the details even though you are right today and I'm a fucking dumbass. I think heard of me my name is The Phantom Assassin I can't stories that make sense, so I'm coming just to let you know. Rarity and I are going to try and figure out who sent them” You look over at Rarity. She nods slightly, understanding you want to keep it secret even though its fucking obvious that you two were keeping it a secert.. Though you can tell by the way she’s looking at you, there’s going to be a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot of questions to be answered when you get home.
You sigh. “Also, I discovered my cutiemark and explained it in detail before I actually knew it was there.” There were various congratulations from Twilight, and the princess’. “Problem is I got it after I killed the three of them and only three but I think an on-looker got a face full of trash.” And the congratulations stopped. “When the ex-unicorn tried to finish what he started with Rarity, I lost it. I felt an anger like nothing I’ve ever felt before. Then, I was struck by lightning and I was like 'BEEEEYACH I IZ TEH SUPAH SAYINZ!!!! I GOTZ SO MUCH SWAGGAH!!!!'. With it, I gained powers of said lightning. I was harboring, and controlling it. Masturbating with it." There was an awkward puase before you continued. "The two guards were quickly taken out with giant lightning penises! I don’t know how I knew what to do, but I did, I reached my hoof out, and lightning flew forth and struck them in their ass. Or in one case, where he was while he was trying to run and I accendently fried his balls too.
“Anything near me was atomized, I was like a walking bug lamp to anything. Once I got close, I somehow turned it off… I-I placed my hoof on him… A-and I… I…” Looking back on things, you couldn’t believe how you DON'T CARE!! Not in the least, if anything, at the time, you were upset you killed him because the fun was over, although some secert butt fun could have if you wanted too.
“I placed my hoof on him, and tortured him with thousands, upon THOUSANDS of volts of electricity… AND I DON'T CARE!!! At all, if anything… I was… Enjoying it and feeling it turn me on, Wait whut!?… I only pulled away to place my hoof on what was left of his horn so I could gently stroke that sexy thing… To stimulate the pain in the nerve endings of what was left to make him feel SOOOOO GOOOOD! This went on until Rarity snapped me out of it by shoving her hoof in my asshole, but only enough to finish him… I don’t even know how long it lasted but I had a raging boner and still do…
“I couldn’t think of anything short of making him suffer more so I took another lightning penis and rammed it so far up his ASS IT CAME OUT HIS MOUF!… My mind was so full of pure hate and rape… I heard Rarity’s voice, she pulled me out of the fog of… of, the pure lust I felt… I finished him with a few more hard thrustsw, and then, I managed to calm down… I can honestly say with all the shit I’ve seen and been through and snorted and had sex with, not being in control of my own anger like that, skerd meh shitless, which I ate like two mares one spoon…”
Everypony in the room was shocked. Rarity came up to you, and wrapped her hooves around your neck and started nuzzling you the smoke on her breath was a lot. "GET OFF ME YOU DIRTEH WHORE!" Celestia raised an eyebrow, and poor Luna had her eyes closed in determination still clopping. Something you always neglected to include in your reports to Celestia, was the fact you we fucking Rarity. As you went into finer detail about the sex and even had an orgy which Luna loved, the hours were pulling into the morning. At about 5:30, everyone was weary and covered in sweat, and something that was going to change your life forever was about to happen.
Rarity was going over what she saw, when, she stopped talking. You looked over, and she was looking a little… Green. “You okay Rarity? Dont pull a hulk on me and SMASH EVERYTHING!” You said a little concerned.
“I think I’m going to be sick!” She got up, and galloped off to the bathroom as fast as she could. Noises of her vomiting could be heard shortly after and then shit got smashed.
“I’ll be right back.” You get up and head off to the bathroom. Twilight makes to follow you, but you stop her with a quick wave of your penis. As you get to the bathroom, Rarity looks like she’s crying. “You okay hon?”
“Yes and no…” She doubles over and starts dry heaving.
You quickly close the gap. And hold her hair back with your magic while you rub her back. “It’s going to be okay… I'm sorry I shoved so much cock in your mouth... Still want me to do that thing with your horn?” As you comfort her, you start wondering why she would be vomiting like this. You were thinking, and thinking, and thinking, and thinking, and thinking, and thinking, unable to figure out why. Then, you start thinking into what’s happened before, things that have changed. "LIGHT BULB!" Your heart started racing as everything started making sense. The weight gain, the fact that she was eating a little more, even if it started looking like a normal size pate to you. “Rarity…?”
“Jason, there’s something I need to tell you…” ‘Oh my god… Here it comes…’
“What is it?”
“Well, the thing is…” ‘Ohshitohshitoshitohshit’ “I’m pregnant…” ‘GOD DAMNIT NAPPA IMA FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE!'
“W-…. What? H-How? When… Huh…?” Your brain stopped working. The gears were grinding, and the preverbal smoke was coming out of your ears and it was yellow. The damn workers in your in your brain are smoking pot again! Hell, you could swear you heard a noise as thousands of bowls lit up through your mind at once at light speed.
Rarity started crying again. “P-p-probably the f-first time we d-did it… I w-w-was still in h-heat a little bit… *sniffle* Even if that didn’t do it, the fact we did it again, and again didn’t help but damn you have such a ridable cock that I couldn't help it…” You were reeling. ‘The first time? But, why didn’t she tell me? Was it a hormone thing?’
You wrap your hooves around her and start nuzzling the back of her head. “It’s okay… I’m here. I’m not going anywhere… Promise… I promise you that as long as we both shall live, I will fuck you. I will fuck you for now and into forever. I’ll prove it to. You know how I’ll do that?” Rarity looks up at you, eyes growing wide. “That’s right, while in a bathroom isn’t the most romantic of places, I’ve always been a spur of the moment kind of guy. Rarity, will you marry me?” And then the nastiest thing you could really think of realistically happening to you did. She kissed you, and quite eagerly forced her tongue inside your mouth and there was still vomit on her tongue. "Beyatch clean yo damn mouth first!"
When it was over, finally over, she pressed her forehead to yours, horn touching and grinding, she said. “Of course I will Jason. You have no idea how happy, and relieved this make me… Can we fuck now?” You embrace her, still very much disgusted at the taste in your mouth.
“Well, not now that you pretty much puked in my mouth. C’mon, let’s go down stairs, I’m sure the others are worried.” And after a quick rinse of your mouths, and a flush of the toilet, you were both heading back downstairs. You were a little upset Rarity didn’t think of the fact she kissed you after throwing up, but really couldn’t stay mad at her. Still nasty though and you were probably gonna fuck some shit up later.
You were glad she didn’t start freaking out about the fact that the princess’ could probably hear her in the… Bathroom… ‘Fuck did they hear us?’ When you got downstairs, you could see the grins on everyone’s face. ‘GOD DAMNIT NAPA!!!!!’ Luna spoke first. “We congratulate Jason, and Rarity! We wish you a thousand years of death!" Suddenly Luna was gone and you could feel the strangest poking sensation in your ass before you launched off into the air through the roof holding your ass.
"Look at how butt hurt he is!" Luna said smiling.
Twilight spoke up.”I’m so happy for you Rarity! I’m also glad you finally told Jason.” You hit the ground next to her with a sigh. ‘I’ll never understand why girls tell their friends stuff that is actually more relevant to boyfriends. Or, in my case fiancé.’ The mere thought of the fact you are going to spend your Equestrian life with Rarity makes you incredibly happy. And a foal of your own no less!
Celestia’s turn. “I grant you both my blessings. I wish you luck with this challenge Jason becuase them diaper stink real bucking bad.” Before you could dwell upon what she meant, she continued speaking. “Luna and I also figured out why you were transformed into an Alicorn, not just an Earth, Unicorn, and Pegasus pony.” This had you intrigued.
“So me being an alicorn isn’t a fluke?” You asked.
“Far from it. When we created the spell to transform you, we had planned on altering your DNA to include the types of DNA from all three ponies, as it exists in each pony. The amounts decide what type you would be. Luna took charge for altering some to Pegasus, I took charge for Unicorn, and Twilight for Earth.
“Here’s where this becomes important. An alicorn has a perfect blend of all three types of DNA. The statistical odds of someone being born an alicorn are less than .000000000000000000000000000000000001%. Unless one pair of the genes being supplied are from an alicorn. Then it rises to at least 10%. Which is much higher if you are a dumbass.
“When we cast the spell on you, we inadvertently paired the genes up perfectly.” You nodded in understanding.
“Okay, so it was a mistake?”
“Indeed,” Luna was speaking now. “We had come up with a way to change you into a normal unicorn, earth, or pegasus pony if you desired. But now that you have discovered your alicornian power, and in turn, your cutiemark, changing you back is impossible so you are shit out of luck as the skies have already been bound to you.”
Celestia started speaking again. “We’ve also come to a decision as to what we are going to do about you in the eyes of the public.” 'FUCKNUGGETMcFAGGOTBWYATCHTITS!’ “We’ve decided to make you a Prince, with as much power as we have.”
"FUCK YEAH BEYATCHES!!!! YOU HEAR THAT RARITY YOU'RE FUCKING A PRINCE!" You broke out into dance.
"You need to move to the castle..." Celestia said with a sly smile. You stopped dancing.
“I’m not leaving Ponyville. I’ll go to Canterlot for a few days. I actually have something I’m going to take care of there. In the castle even. I’ll leave tomorrow but I'm not staying..." You look between Luna and Celestia.
“We were hoping maybe a few days later… It’s going to take some time to arrange a public viewing and what not becuase we can't have you running around with a hard on.” Celestia said.
“Alright then. Rarity, you can join me later tomorrow and we can fuck during the afternoons, I have a feeling the mornings are going to be busy for a few months." You slapped her. "Don't puke in my mouth again..."
“Alright, I’ll set up an announcement to reveal your length to the masses. Some time in the afternoon.” You nod.
“Okay then. I’ll see you tomorrow… Come on Rarity, we’ve got a few things to fuc- talk about. Thanks for the information Luna, Celestia. I’ll take this into consideration tomorrow after I fuck Rarity, I think this foal thing is gonna be great.” Before they can ask you what you mean, you let out a mighty yawn. “Okay, I’ve been up all day yesterday, and the night. This debriefing of what happened in the alley, and what you’ve told me about me being an alicorn, and me finding out about Rarity being pregnant, I’m worn the fuck out.” You head for the door with Rarity in tow by her hair which you had magically gained control of.
As soon as you get out the door, you start speaking to Rarity. “I’m sure you’re wondering why I didn’t tell Celestia that the guards had Blue Blood's cutie mark on it. It’s simple really. He tried to kill us indirectly, so I’m going to kill him directly… Spike told me how he treated you at the Gala, and that’s also playing some role into why I want him die.” You were lying about Spike telling you, since you saw it on the show. While things are different here than in the show, it seems that some of those things are accurate.
“You can’t be serious darling! He’s a prince!”
“Hah! I'm a prince too, I bet he found out that I was to be made a Prince, and thought something like ‘This castle ain’t big enough fer the both of us’ and tried to have me killed. That will be the last mistake of his soon to be hellish existence. Not to mention, I was just made a prince myself by fucking with the princess’”
“You… You’re serious, aren’t you?” You gave her a simple 'You don't say' look.
You both were in the middle of the road, in a slightly more busy area of town. You stopped Rarity, and looked her in the eyes. “Something you need to get through your head, is I’m not going anywhere beyatch. I’m looking after more than just you and Sweetie Belle now and I can’t afford to not come home anymore. He tried to kill me once, and I’m not going to give him time to try again.” You pulled her in close, drawing the attention of a few ponies nearby.
“Jason… Ponies are watching…”
“Then let’s put on a good show.” You lean in, and plant a passionate kiss on her lips. Not giving a single fuck that ponies are watching you. There were several cat calls and whistling from the ponies around you. You break the kiss, and throw you hoof into the air. “I’m going to be a dad!” You shout quite loudly. All the ponies in the area start cheering congratulations and the likes. 'Dumbasses!' You thought to yourself.
Rarity, was red as ketchup. You couldn’t care less about it. You were just happy now that you weren’t talking about boring stuff. Though, Rarity is probably going to be more than a little talkative about this later good thing you bought that gag last month!
“C’mon, let’s get going.” You place a wing over Rarity, and head back off to the Boutique. The walk back would’ve been peaceful, except Rainbow Dash dropped in to say ‘Hi’ to Rarity. Things were still awkward around her, and you tried to avoid being alone with her ever since the kiss.
“Hey Rarity! How’s it going?”
“Hello Rainbow, I’m doing fine. How are you?”
“Same ol’ same ol’. Just practicing for the Wonder Bolts. Heard about the good news from… Spike, yeah… Congratulations!”
“Why thank you Rainbow!”You were surprised Rarity didn’t pick up on the fact that Rainbow was clearly lying about where she got the information; that, or she didn’t want to bring it up. More than likely, she was eavesdropping on the conversations that went on in the library there was a giant ass hole in the roof now. She probably also still had a crush on you if she was doing that. You would have to talk with her about that later… ‘Oh! They stopped talking.’
“I’ll see you two later!” And with that Rainbow left.
“See ya later Dash!” You called out. “Let hurry up and get home. I still owe you something.” You finish with a wink, earning a little blush from Rarity. ‘God that’s cute.’ You walk into the boutique, and head upstairs to Rarity’s room. Or your room. You both sleep there. You don’t get any say in what goes in it, so you still call it Rarity’s room why not the sexy room?
You push Rarity down onto the bed, and start getting all revved up for the fun. But, you forget about something important. Or somepony…
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"
"GOD DAMNIT SWEETIEBELLE I'M ABOUT TO FUCK YOUR SISTER AND IF YOU DON'T GET OUT IMA FUCK YOU TOO!"
Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
Author's Notes/Apology: Hey guys! Chapter 14 is finally here. I want to apologize for the insane ass wait. I have zero excuse. Granted I did do some studying for finals, but I was goofing off. Doing lots of reading and playing lots of World of Tanks. Hours upon hours of World of Tanks. Blame J0HNS0N, he plays to and got me hooked again. If any of you play drop me a line PhantomAssassin <--- Screen name for WoT I can play with anything you have. I have a T-7 arty so even if you have T-10's I can roll with ya. Again, sorry for long wait. Please don't hate me :'(
Shout Out Time...
J0HNS0N: For pre-reading and first last chapter.
Heavy Weapoons Guy: for getting a mistake last chapter and getting the name Heavy Weapons Guy.
EDIT! I moved this chapter to make way for the troll chapter. sorry about your comments, the clop scene hasn't changed but feel free to re-read it ;)
Chapter 14
Fan-Fucking Tastic
You had Rarity beneath you on the bed. Her hair was a mess from the long day, and night. She was complaining about it, but you thought it looked sexy. You were still excited about proposing to Rarity, and finding out you were going to be a dad. So you just were all sorts of happy. Getting to kill Blueblood tomorrow was also contributing to your happiness right now. You didn’t have any paper work to fill out, the bodies have been found by now and have been wheeled off. You’ll probably have to tell the hospital that they weren’t innocent victims and what not.
But enough about lame stuff you can deal with later. Right now, you had a raging hard on, and a wet Rarity right beneath you. You weren’t going to rush straight for the main event, oh no, you were going to get this to last. You started with a kiss. Just a quick peck. You peppered her with kisses each one longer then the last.
The next time you kissed her, you didn’t simply pull back, you parted your lips and asked entry into Rarity’s mouth. Her lips parted happily, and her tongue came to greets yours. You were running a hoof down her side, and when you could reach no more, you went back up to her face, and brushed across her cheek before going back down her side and repeating the process again.
At this point, you both were masters of this little dance going on in your mouths. Now you were demonstrating to each other right now as your tongues danced around one another. Twisting, and dancing. You were at war in each other’s mouths. Seeing who could remain in charge the longest. The world was starting to fall apart; all you could feel, hear, smell, taste and see was Rarity. There was a nagging feeling you were forgetting something however.
Rarity was moaning into your mouth, and you into hers. The vibrations were giving you each a tingling sensation, it was really quite enjoyable. You were each caressing each other’s body. Feeling every inch of your respective lovers body’s. Rarity was paying attention to your wings, and you to her horn. “How about you get your reward I promised you hmm?”
“Oh I hoped you wouldn’t forget!” Rarity giggles. “I know why you don’t like doing it, and I can understand why, but I really do enjoy it an awful lot.” Rarity bats her eye lashes at you.
“You know I can’t help myself when you do that.”
“Of course I do! Why do you think I do it, hmm?”
“Hah! That makes sense, I’m such a pushover.” You push Rarity onto her back. “But I can still push you over just as easily.” You give her a quick peck on the lips and crawl up so you can pay attention to her horn.
You give the tip of her horn a tentative lick. The tingling on your tongue reminded you of those times as a child where you would lick a 6 volt battery. It didn’t hurt like licking a new one, but it was unmistakably the same. At the same time, Rarity twitched beneath you. You should really reconsider doing this more often, it’s amusing to have Rarity squirm beneath you like this.
You take the tip of her horn into your mouth, and start twirling your tongue around it. Rarity sounds like she’s whining beneath you. You release the tip with a little popping noise. You wrap your tongue around the base of her horn and start working your way up and down her horn. Rarity’s breathing is coming in gasps, and moans.
You varied your stokes as to give different stimulations. Some were fast, while others were slow. How much pressure you applied with your tongue varied to. You’d never admit it, but you enjoyed learning how to give horn-jobs. Learning different ways to get Rarity to writhe and scream in ecstasy beneath you. While you didn’t quite enjoy how similar it was to a blow job, and it made you feel a little weird about it, you did enjoy making Rarity feel good.
When you got to the tip of her horn, you put your mouth back over the tip. You brought your mouth down over her horn, and took the whole thing into your mouth. Sucking gently, you traced the flutes of her horn on the way back up. When you reached the top, you dragged your tongue over the tip before you start sucking hard, and traced the flutes back down to the base. Of all the things you’ve tried, she seems to react best to this.
As you worked Rarity’s horn over, the tingling on your tongue started getting worse. ‘She’s getting close.’ you thought to yourself. In a moment of inspiration, you use one of your hind hooves to caress her sopping wet slit. The results were instantaneous. You couldn’t help but wonder why you never thought of this before.
Using your right wing to help balance yourself, you pull your mouth off of Rarity’s horn. You use your hoof you beat off Rarity’s horn. The tip was starting to glow, she was getting very close. You used your rear hoof to start rubbing Rarity’s clit while you rubbed her horn with your other hoof. “J-Jason!” Rarity shouted just as the glow of her horn reached its limit.
Her body seized up as you clamp your mouth over her horn, and press your rear hoof into her slit. You had both hooves on the bed now to keep balance, as the magic shooting off Rarity’s horn was causing your wings to flap around erratically. Rarity was holding a pillow over her mouth to prevent from screaming out. She was quite vocal. You tongue was going to be numb for hours. It was an odd side-effect from the magic that came off from her horn.
Rarity’s body went limp as she came down for her orgasm. She was breathing heavily now, both of you were sweating to some degree; Rarity more so. “There, how was that for a reward?” You ask Rarity, with a mild chuckle.
“That was… Awesome…” Rarity said between breaths.
“I’m just getting started…” You crawl down and give Rarity a quick kiss. You lean over and kiss her neck, and start planting kisses all over her body as you travel south. Caressing her flanks you kissed around her stomach looking for her nipples. While you have narrowed down their general location, since they are hidden in her coat, they still take a little time to find.
Rarity’s body seized up and she let out a sharp gasp. ‘There it is…’ you think to yourself deviously. Rarity is still just as sensitive as ever when it comes to her nipples, which is good for you as it makes your job easier. You reached a hoof down between her flanks and started caressing her slit, your hoof quickly getting covered in her juices.
You traced around her nipple with your tongue, while you teased her other nipple with your free hoof. She reached down with her hooves and grabbed your head. She was gasping and moaning as you teased her wet pussy and nipple. Occasionally whispering your name followed by some profanity or another and then praise.
You always loved giving rather than taking. You got a sort of satisfaction in making Rarity scream your name when she got off. On that point, you were a somewhat selfish lover. Rarity has had to, on more than one occasion, hold you down to pleasure you. At one point she asked if you liked being dominated, while you quickly said no and explained why; she did sound somewhat upset. Despite making a note to yourself to look into that, you never did.
If Rarity ever came out and asked you flat out, you’d end up giving in just because you want her to be happy. Though, you hoped it’d never come to that. You never really saw the attraction to slave and master play (S&M). Sometimes it sucks being as pussy whipped as you were… Only sometimes.
You decided to ignore her nipples for now, and start rolling back south for the main prize. A nice, beautiful, moist, marshmallow pie. Rarity moans in disappointment as you leave her nipple, but gasps as you give her a clit a quick flick with your tongue. You trace the outer walls of her mare hood with your experienced tongue.
Without much warning, you slip your tongue inside of Rarity, who instinctively bucks her hips. You start twirling your tongue around inside her velvety soft, yet elastic tight pussy. Rarity starts wheezing and gasping in a higher pitch than usual. She’s most defiantly enjoying herself. You decide it’s time to stop teasing her, lifting yourself up from her soaked slit you crawl on top of her. “You ready sweetheart?” You ask prodding her entrance.
“Yes! Hurry up and rut my bucking brains out!” You raise your eyebrows at her. ‘That’s a new one.’ You’ve heard Rarity say a lot of things, but she’s always under some kind of sensual influence. This time she wasn’t and hearing her say that was sexy. Shrugging off the thought, you start sliding into her wet, tight pussy earning a moan from the both of you.
‘What was that?’ You start pumping your hips to get Rarity to close her eyes, or at the very least get distracted. You thought you heard a noise, a little high pitched squeak. You look around the room and don’t find anything out of place or different than usual. You dismiss the thought blaming your lack of sleep, and imagination.
You get back what you were doing and start paying attention again. Hunting down her g-spot has become a lot easier, once you brush past it, Rarity clenches down on you after that it’s just a matter angling just right. Once you do, things start getting a little interesting. Remember when you (The reader, not Jason. Meaning you, but now the Jason you.) were told that Rarity gets a little vocal? Check this out.
As you grind up against Rarity’s g-spot she starts letting loose a series of profanities. “Oh buck yes!” With that she let out a girly squeak. “Buck yes! That’s the spot! Right there!” She starts rolling her head left and right as lightning bolts of pleasure rack her whole body as you strike the magic spot. “Dear Celestia buck me harder Jason!” Not one to disappoint, you decide to humor her and after adjusting your grip from the bed to her sides, you start using your fore hooves to help really hammer it into her.
Her eyes shoot open as they roll into the back of her head. “Oh buck yes! Buck me Jason!” The rest of her speech become a gibbering mess of nonsense with the occasional profanity thrown in. After a few minutes, she starts making a little sense again.
“Dear Celestia! I’m almost there! Just a little more!” She is gasping, moaning, and squeaking with ever short breath she takes.
“I’m almost there to!” You say in-between breathes. While it pained you to even think, the way she was squeezing felt really good and you were at the brink to. You can’t really complain though, this pace is killing your thighs. Or flanks. Haunches maybe? Pony anatomy wasn’t going to be a class you would pass anytime soon.
“I’m going to-! I’m gonna cum! I’m cumming I’m cumming!” Rarity shouts, and defying your logic, she clamps down on you even harder than before. Her inner walls start convulsing in a way that feels like she’s trying to milk your cock. It feels like somepony is pulling on it with their magic less than an inch apart like waves on an ocean.
That feeling is all it takes to send you over the edge like Rarity. The hot gush of fluid coating your cock certainly helps though. With one last thrust self restraint on trying to hold back vanishes. You let loose wave after wave, load after load of hot, sticky cum. You thrust your hips forward getting in as deep as you can while you cum into her.
You are spent, all sorts of exhausted, and now you are sweaty and covered in various juices. Rolling off of Rarity you turn to her and say “I love you. So much, you know that?”
Rarity closes her eyes and smiles. “I know, you tell me every day. I love you to Jason. I never thought I’d find my Prince Charming. Until you came along. I’d given up and an actual prince and settled for someone who acts like one. Now as it turns out I get all three of my wishes to come true…”
You furrow your brow. However the hell that works since you don’t have eyebrows anymore. “Three wishes?”
“My first wish and dream was to find a nice prince to fall in love with. My own little romance story. Or to have some dashing hero sweep in and save the day and the sweep me off my hooves. You’ve done both of those. You’ve proposed, and now I’m going to get married to my Prince Charming. My third wish was to start a family of my very own, and in a few months time, that wish will be fulfilled…
“You’ve made me the happiest mare in Equestria, thank you…”
“And you’ve made me the happiest stallion.” You lean in for a kiss. You lock your lips with hers in a simple kiss that shows just how much you care for her. After what feels like hours but is really only a few seconds you break the kiss. “Go take a shower, I’ll change the sheets.”
Rarity nods and heads off. As soon as you hear the shower running, you get up and head for the cabinet that held the sheets. It was conveniently placed near the door. Which you noticed was cracked slightly. Without warning, you grab the door handle and yank the door open. On the other side, you find a certain little white unicorn with light purple and pink hair.
Sitting down in the hall way, her hoof still draped lazily between her legs, was Sweetie Belle. ‘Fuck my life… I forgot about Sweetie Belle…’ Somehow, she hasn’t noticed you yet. You quietly walk over to her, and sit down beside her. “How’s it going munchkin?”
Sweetie Belle’s head which was resting against the wall, is now straight up. She quickly pulls her hoof up, and closes her legs. She looks over to you and looks like she’s about to start crying. ‘Crap…’ “Hey… Don’t cry. I’m not mad, and you shouldn’t be ashamed. Come on, let’s go get you that ice cream and have a talk okay? Don’t worry, you aren’t in trouble. Go get cleaned up, I’ll go tell Rarity.” She nods slowly, ears down against her head.
“Okay big brother…” She says. It’s kind of depressing that the first time you are called ‘big brother’ has to sound so dejected…
“So ya heard eh? Yeah, me and Rarity are getting married. We are going to be leaving in about ten minutes. So get ready, I just need to change the sheets real quick.” Solemnly, Sweetie get’s up and walks over to the bathroom to get cleaned up. “Don’t worry, I won’t tell Rarity that you were…” You look at a little wet spot on the carpet. “Eaves dropping.” At that she perks up a little bit.
Walking back into your room, you start pulling the bed apart and tossing the old bed sheets into a laundry basket. “Hey Rarity! I’m taking Sweetie out to get that ice cream I promised her! I’ll be back in a little while! Don’t wait up to go to sleep!” Without waiting for much of a response, you finish making the bed, which was thousands of times easier with magic. head out to clean yourself up a bit before heading out.
Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
Hey! That's right! I finally updated! I've been busy lately, so thats why it's so late. I have too many games. Skyrim, World of Tanks, school, World of Tanks, Company Heroes Tales of Valor with the Blitzkrieg Mod, did I mention World of Tanks? And reading. I've been doing some reading. Lots of it actually. So yeah, I was a reader all this and most of last month. Sorry about that. But hey, I enjoy reading as much as you all do! So no haters. Just be happy I updated quicker then TheGentlemanCreeper. Course, my stories aren't worth waiting for compared to his. <.> Anyway, onto the story! But first...
Shoutouts!
A big thank you to Johnson to pre-reading this (after it was posted. Sorry about that) and helping me through the slow parts and getting me out of slumps.
Decrylian for getting first last chapter.
And a thanks to Willis for giving me an idea to fix a huge ass problem I spotted in my story! Even though he is teh one who brought it up, but hey! It's the thought that counts! Unless he wants to watch the world burn...
Edit: So much for featured box. Maybe next chapter?
Chapter 17
Encounter in Canterlot
You woke up the next day to the sound of somepony coughing. Followed by that same somepony vomiting. You quickly got up and went to the bathroom to comfort Rarity. It pained you to see her like this… Such a strong mare with a few tears clinging to the corners of her eyes. ‘It will all be worth it in the long run. A happy life with the three of us. Who knows, maybe there will be more?’
After the morning sickness started to fade, you went downstairs and grabbed a glass of water for her. On the way back up you had to offer some comforting words to a worried Sweetie Belle. It was understandable. It’s not every day your elder sister is reducing to a crying, puking mess.
With this unpleasant business over, you elected to pack for Rarity and yourself for the trip to Canterlot. While you weren’t sure how long you will be able to stay there after you take care of Blueblood, you were hoping for the best and packed for a weeklong trip. Normally you shouldn’t have to pack at all, since you didn’t have to wear clothes, but Rarity insisted.
Instead of putting up a fight about it, you simply caved in and packed a few suitcases (Why does she want so many clothes?!) with her dresses, and a few of your suits, some make up. While you could understand why she wanted it, you couldn’t help but worry. You didn’t want it leaking and ruining a bunch of dresses. When she asked why, you explained how that kind of thing always happened to your shampoo bottles when you went on vacations. She assured you that those kinds of things didn’t happen. Lucky ponies….
After getting everything packed up while Rarity rested on the bed for a while, you both head out the door. Rarity is worried about Sweetie Belle, but you’ve assured her she’s a big mare and can handle herself for a few days. That and you may have also promised Sweetie Belle to take her out to lunch with her friends if she didn’t destroy the Carousel Boutique while you were gone. Though Rarity didn’t know that, you had promised another horn job should you both come back to a disaster zone.
The trip down to Canterlot was as boring as you figured it would be. Though the view was quite nice. Considering Rarity hardly stopped standing to stare out the window when Caterlot came into view. So your view was quite nice indeed…
Regardless of what was happening now, or what has happened to get here. Well, the packing of suitcases anyway. You were almost to Canterlot. Capital of Equestria, and home of the Royal Pony Sisters, Celestia and Luna. More importantly to you own agenda, Blueblood.
Blueblood may not have been behind the first attack on Rarity, but he was on the second. His attempt on her life will be the last mistake he ever makes. You’ll make sure it is. You just couldn’t believe the gall of the pompous son of a bitch! Just thinking about it got you all sorts of pissed off! To think he had the nerve to attack you and your fiancé, who was apparently carrying your child! Oh yeah, there was going to be hell to pay, of that you had no doubt.
When the train pulled into Canterlot, you got off your seat and gratefully stretched out your legs. Wings would have to wait till you were outside. Quickly disembarking, you stretch some more, this time including your wings, flapping them a few times to get the sleepiness, and stiffness out of them. Then you noticed something. Or the lack of something. Sound in this case.
Canterlot being a city, like a real city as you understood it, it wasn’t really full of birds, so that wasn’t to unusual. But ponies chattering, walking, and doing other things was. You became dreadfully aware of lack of sound, and the fact that every ponies eyes were on you. This was one of the more awkward moments you’ve ever experienced. Now that you are thinking about it, Equestria is full of awkward moments. You new top ten list of awkward moments is comprised solely of shit that’s gone down since you got to Equestria.
You slowly fold your wings back in, as if any sudden movements would cause them all to leap and attack you like Predators. Not like lions, oh no, Predators with plasma cannons, stealth systems, and all around general badasses. Those Predators. You slowly backed into the car to get your suitcases from the over head compartment. With Rarity in tow you levitated the suitcases above your head walking off towards the palace. Still proceeding slowly, and with caution.
The crowd of the train station slowly slipped from your field of vision as you made way towards Canterlot Castle. Silence followed everywhere you went. Ponies stopped what they were doing and stared. As if to heighten the creepiness, a gust of wind blew through.
You steadily picked up the pace at which you walked to the castle, and started a brisk trot. Clearly they were shocked at seeing another alicorn walking the streets. You couldn’t help but smirk at how the ponies, mares in particular, were looking at you. ‘That’s right, look at me and my awesomeness. All eyes on me ladies, I’m the only REAL stallion you’ve ever seen.’
While Rarity (thankfully) couldn’t read your thoughts, your expressions were a different story. “Jason, dearest, what are you thinking about hmm?”
That caught you off guard a little. You should’ve seen this coming. Damn you and your big ego. “Uhh…” ‘Think brain! Think! Need an excuse!’ After a few seconds you gave up thinking of an excuse. ‘Fuck this…’ “I was drinking in the attention like an attention horse. I’ll be honest, having all eyes on me feels pretty damn good.” You drape one of your wings around Rarity while walking. “Now, all eyes are on the both of us. Look around Rarity, all your dreams are coming true. You will be the pony every pony must know, and your dresses will be the dresses everypony must have.” ‘Nice save brain!’
Rarity leaned in to give you a quick peck on the lips. Quite hard to do while walking mind you, but you didn’t give a flying fuck which, thanks to magic, was quite possible, and was a whole lot of goddamn fun. Or Celestia, you weren’t sure on that yet. You were getting kisses and you were happy. “I couldn’t have done it without you darling. I love you, so very much. There isn’t enough time in the day to tell you, and not enough time in the night to show you either. Not for lack of trying anyway.” She finished with a light tint of pink to your cheeks, and a little giggle.
“Oh ho ho! Such a naughty little filly! Talking about such things in public!” You say in mock disgust. You could only hold the poker face for a second before laughing. This however, is where Rarity’s time with a vulgar human personality really shows through. Catching you sooooo very off guard.
“A naughty filly am I? What are you going to do to punish me hmm?” If the tone of her voice, and the look she was giving you could get ponies off, everypony who could’ve heard would’ve hit the floor in orgasmic bliss. In reality all it did was freeze you stock still, and your wings, cheeky bastards they were, giving the signature sky salute. Or, a wing boner. Much to the amusement of Rarity, and the shock of everypony else.
Thankfully though, you didn’t drop the suit cases. Though they did falter in midair for a moment before you caught them again. You decide to play along and to see if you can’t get her back. After quicking your pace for a minute to catch back up to the still giggling Rarity you start talking again. “So you wanna know what I’m going to do hmm? I was thinking something with ropes and whips. Give ya a good spanking for this little our burst of yours.” You smirked at her silence drinking in your victory.
It was short lived as she soon spoke. “Oh really? Guess I have QUITE the night to look forward to, though I didn’t know you were into that kind of thing. Anything else I should know?” She is such a freaking troll! She doesn’t even know what that is but she knows every damn button to push to rustle your jimmies! It’s mostly in a good way too! Though, not so good in public.
“You little minx you! God damn I couldn’t get any luckier with my choice of mare!”
Rarity smirked having won the battle. “And don’t you forget it!”
You place your wing back over her and pull her in with it. As it turned out, this was one hell of a romantic gesture for pegasai. Since you have wings, you don’t think it’s any different for you. “Wouldn’t dream of it. You and our growing foal give my life meaning again. These last few months have been some of the happiest of my life. I wouldn’t trade it for anything.”
A quick rupture of the fourth wall later, you both were walking into the front doors of the Palace. The guards were momentarily confused as to whether or not they should let you in, but decided to let you in. Snapping off crisp salutes as you passed. Giving one of your own out of reflex shocked them. It was clear on their faces, which donned an expression for a moment.
“Well here we are! I’ll drop out stuff in the room we will be staying at, then I’ll visit Celestia, who will in turn summon Blueblood as per my request and to either confirm or deny my accusations. If you want you can come with, but it will be safer if you stay here.”
“I’m not letting you go alone darling. For better or worse, together forever. Don’t forget the vows you will be swearing in a month.”
“You got me there.” The rest of the walk to your room was uneventful save for asking some guards where to go. While you weren’t really pleased at Rarity decision to join you, you couldn’t very well say no. Happy wife, happy life. Unhappy wife, stone cold misery of a life.
You set off to the throne room, which Rarity thankfully knew the way to so the travel time wasn’t too long. Of course, it would've been quicker, but one of the suitcases you packed, had a few pieces of your old gear in it was floating alongside you. Blueblood was going to pay, one way or another.
The whole walk to the Throne room was in silence. You had a look on determination on your face, and no pony wanted to fuck with that. Doors were opened without question and servants scrambled to get out of your way. You were a stallion on a mission.
You walk into the throne room where Celestia was seemingly waiting for you. “Princess Celestia, it’s good to see you.” You nod in greeting.
She nodded back to you. “It’s good to see you as well Prince Jason. You are here a day earlier than I expected.”
“I found out who sent the guards. Can you have Prince Blueblood summoned?” She raised an eyebrow at you. “All will be explained in due time.”
“Very well. Guards, go fetch my nephew for me please.” The guards in the room nodded once and left. “So Jason, how is your day going thus far?”
“Can’t complain. The start of it was weird as hell though, figured those stuck up ponies of Canterlot would have a little more care for basic manners. Train ride was boring, but I suppose that’s not a bad thing. So yeah, all in all I’m having a fine day all things considered. How about yourself?”
“I also can’t complain. Though I did have to deal with a fair amount of paperwork, and talk with the odd noble or to.”
“Yeah, royal jackasses with sticks shoved so far up their ass they can’t even bow down right huh? Bet that was LOADS of fun.” That last few words were dripping with sarcasm.
Celestia giggled a bit. “Yes, well-“ Before Celestia could continue, Blueblood walked in. Without much hesitation, you pushed the guards out, closed and lowered the door bar into place. “Jason, what is the meaning of this?”
“I say! What a rude peasant!”
You stare daggers in Bluebloods direction. “I’ll have you know,” You flare your wings aggressively. “I’m no such thing. Blueblood, during my investigation, I’ve confirmed that you sent a hit squad after Rarity. Twice.”
Blueblood looked agast. “I did no such thing! You awefull creature! Accusing me of such a thing! Besides, I don’t see this ‘Rare Bitty’ mare of which you speak.”
Rarity, who was hiding behind you stepped out and said, “Then how do you explain your cutiemark being on the armor of the guards that nearly raped and killed me? And it is ‘Rarity’ you stuck up mule.” Her voice was even. Which, somehow was unsettling to you.
“You!” Blueblood shouted, pointing at Rarity. “You are that awful harlot who ruined the Gala! Be gone with you, you little tail lifting whore!” Had both of Celestia’s eyebrows been visible, you would’ve seen them skyrocket. If looks could kill, even Chuck Norris would’ve felt the one you are giving Blueblood.
You walk over to Celestia who’s eyeing you carefully. Your wings ruffling the whole way over. “I apologize for this Celestia.” You reach your hoof out while you spoke, and touched it to Celestia’s chest. (Not like that! Freaking perverts. A ponies tits are on their belly. Learn some freaking anatomy!) The static electricity you had built up in your body passed into Celestia’s body and acted like a tazer. She jolted once, and collapsed onto the ground twitching as she watched you walk over to a horror struck Blueblood.
“Blueblood. You done goofed.” You say slowly walking over to him. Rarity, was standing over by Celestia now, probably trying to apologize on your behalf.
“That’s Prince Blueblood to you! I don’t care if you have wings!”
“You really want to die don’t you? You arrogant selfish god damned horses ass! You have made some mistakes. Let’s list them off shall we?” You pick Blueblood up with your magic and fling him against the wall. You smile at the yelp he gave. It was short lived as you started speaking again. “First, you tried to kill Rarity. Then, you made a bigger mistake by trying again, only that time, you tried to kill me too!”
You fling him against the floor violently. And this time, Blueblood screams. You could’ve sworn you heard a bone break. “Then you made your biggest mistake. You made the mistake of insulting the honor of my future wife of a ex spec ops soldier whose job it was to kill jackasses like you!”You flung him across the room he bounced off the wall before coming to a stop.
“I was going to make your death quick, and painless. A quick shot to the head. But then you fucked up. Your death, will neither be swift, nor painless. Your suffering, will be legendary.” He looked at you with horror on his face.
Rarity walked up to you, and smacked you upside the head. “The fuck are you thinking?!”
‘She swore. She never swears. Aww fuck’ “I’m thinking about giving this piece of shit his just desserts! Nopony says that to you and gets away with it!”
“Think about what you’re doing! You can’t afford to go to jail for the rest of your life!”
“Oh come on! Do you really think that there is a jail cell that can keep me locked up? This little prick has tried to ruin our life! Are you really going to stand there and stand up for him?!” While you were arguing, Celestia was starting to recover from her shocking encounter with your tazer hoof and was trying to get to her hooves.
“Yes I am! Unless you want to sleep on the couch for the next few years you better think real hard on your next action!”
Your temper was getting the better of you, and a storm was brewing overhead. Thunder started rumbling across the city as the storm clouds that were appearing out of nowhere started darkening. The Weather Pegasai of Canterlot tried to disperse the sudden storm, but were unable to. “You think those guards he sent had families Rarity?”
Rarity took a step back. Before you lost momentum on your counter argument, you kept going. “Do you think some mares out there will have to explain to their little fillies and colts why their daddy isn’t coming home? How will they support themselves now that their husbands are dead? If this horse's ass over there minded his own god damned business those stallions wouldn't have gotten killed. Those mares wouldn’t have to worry about where dinner is going to be coming from! Who know’s what else he’s done!
If he’s willing to have you killed over something as retarded as a bad party, then what else has he done?! Yet you stand there defending him! Where is the logic in defending this-“ You were cut off as Celestia managed to wobble to her hooves and cast a powerful knock out spell on you. She then proceeded to unsteadily lift the dead bolt up from the door.
As soon as it was up, a dozen guards ran in to assess the situation. “Guards, have Blueblood taken to have his wounds treated, and then take him to the dungeon. Take Jason to my quarters. I will be having words with him when he wakes up.”
They nodded, and the unicorn guards levitated you to Celestia’s quarters, and Blueblood to the infirmary.
Yeah, he's still alive. I'll see what I can do to fix that. But when I really thought about it, things would get really freaking complicated if I did that. I'll see what I can't do to have him 'fall' down the stairs. Or 'choke' on his food. Something less comlicated then flat out murder. Bad enough 'you' assaulted the princess amirite? (ProTip: never edit story's on iPods, it's a bloody nightmare!)
Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
Author’s Notes. This is my first Fiction. Not my first with this account, but first evar. I’ve done a commsion for a friend, but other than that, this is my first one by myself, and with my own story. So let me know what you think. I’ve got high hopes, but within reason.
Shout out to my friend little dashie for teaching me how to code this, and pre-reading it, giving some idea’s on some things. Generally being there to help me out. You know, brony friend stuff. He’s baws. Check his stories out to, nice stuff. Well, nice as in good, they are kinda dark-ish. But a good read.
So I know what you’re thinking *OMG Another HiE story? Why? These things are everywhere!* Well, I plan of this being different. And before you start thinking *Dumb ass, we all know that’s you, or who you want to be* That answer is a no. Sure it’d be cool to be a badass, but come on, I’m being realistic in what I what to do for a living. Didn’t even use my real name. Give it a chance. You might like it.
Chapter 1
Dead, and Alive?
You were crouched down, sneaking through the bushes trying not to make a sound. Avoiding spot lights, trying to be invisible. Your name is simply Jason Wander. A highly trained, specialist, of covert operations in the US Army. You were a Captain, leader of your squad who was elsewhere (We won’t be meeting them. I know it sucks, but you’ll see)
Your mission here was supposed to be simple, sneak in, kill the dictator, and get out. You were given permission to kill anyone short of a civilian who got in the way of your mission. How you wished it had simply gone as planned…
You were in a bush, getting your bearings, seeing how far till the next waypoint. A guard is walking by, looking around. ‘Has he spotted me? Best not take any chances…’ You sneak up behind him, and grab him. His Adam’s Apple is in the crook of your elbow, the same arm is grabbing your other arm, which is snaked around behind his head, very effectively choking him. He starts thrashing about madly. “Sorry about this guy, orders are orders…” His violent thrashing slows down, till it’s gone. You lay him down and check for a pulse. ‘Still alive…’
You pull out your knife and slit his throat from artery to artery, his beating heart sending blood squirted off in different directions. ‘At least you can’t feel this. Can’t expect to be forgiven for this though. Dear god, what would Flutters-‘ Your thoughts were cut off by explosions and gunfire. You pull out your M16A4 and took out the spot lights. A group of enemy soldiers were running your way, firing at your general location, not really knowing where you are precisely. You pull out a grenade, pull the pin, toss it, and let the safety handle pop off with a little *ching* You begin a little mental countdown ‘5… 4… 3… 2…’ You throw it; it lands just in front of them, and immediately explodes before any of them can react.
More guards come out of the building. You open fire and drop 7 of them before they duck back inside. *Click* ‘Fuck!! Need to reload!’ you drop to the ground, and pull a spare mag from your utility vest, and pop it into the receiver, you give it a firm tap, popping it into place, and cock the weapon again. You take the empty mag, and throw it in the door way. One of the screams and runs out, and a few of the others follow. ‘A dirty trick, but all’s fair in love and war. And this isn’t love…’ You drop each of them with a clean shot to the heart.
You feel something bounce off your vest and roll to your left. You turn your head, and see a grenade right there. “FUCK ME!!” You try to get up and run away, but your too late. It goes off, and you see only blackness.
You wake up. Staring at blackness. You blink a few time to make sure your eyes are even open. You try to say something, but no words can come out. ‘Where the fuck am I?’ Your go to get up, and find your already standing. ‘Holy hell! What the fuck is this place? What happened?’ Your memory comes flooding back ‘Oh fuck, I’m dead. And this is hell.’ You get thrusted into a courtroom. At the judge’s spot is a giant red guy. The name plate says *King Yema* ‘That seems familer…’
“You there. Human. How’d you get here?”
You look at him, mouth agape.
“Oh my god… Damn humans are always a pain in the ass… Oh wait, that one’s a soldier, I can use that! Attention Solider!” King Yema speaks in a commanding voice to get your attention.
Your training kicks in, and you snap to, standing at attention. King Yema asks again
“How did you get here?”
“Sir, I was fighting in Cuba, taking out a dictator, when shots were fired. I was taken out by a grenade sir!”
“I see… Well, it’s not really your time. So I’m sending you back. Let me just make sure you are who you’re supposed to be. You are Jason Wander, 6” 4, 250lbs Captain in the U.S. Army. And… Oh! This is interesting… A closet brony?”
You don’t let your face betray any emotion, and answer with a quick nod. Still at attention.
"Alright. Well, see you in about 60 years.”
You wake up. Fling your eyes open, and look around. You’re in a forest, but it’s different then the one you were in just before shit went crazy… You look around, and can’t recognize any trees around you. You assume you’re still in enemy territory though, and put your M16A4 on your back, and pull out your Colt .45. Sure it’s a heavy, and some-what inaccurate gun, but it has stopping power. You move to a clearing and see the sun is high in the sky. ‘It’s noon, almost… Fuck. I bet the boys think I’m dead…’ You let out a drawn out sigh, and go over your gear.
“Let’s see… Four grenades. Nine more mags for the M16A4. Six mags for the .45, counting what’s already in it. Still wearing my armor, but helmets missing. Canteen’s gone. Flash light’s gone. All in all. Still combat ready. That’s good.” You get up, and are about to move on when you hear a rustle in the bushes. You bolt to your right, and jump into the bushes, and start making your way over to the noise. You hear someone walking around nearby. You slow your pace and continue to sneak up on the person in the bushes. When you step on a twig ‘God damn it! Rookie mistake…’ You freeze and her a quick movement, merely feet away from you. You lunge at the noise, and grab the noise maker by the neck, roll onto your back, and wrap your legs around it’s… yellow, hind legs… ‘The fuck?’ the thing you are holding starts writhing around, and… starts… flapping it’s wings… You look at the head of the creature you currently have in a choke hold and see it has pink hair. ‘It can’t be… That's impossible!’ You take a look at the flank of the creature and confirm your suspicions, and at this point, fear. You see three pink butterflies. ‘Son of a bitch…’ Your tighten your grip, and whisper in her ear
“I’m going to relax my grip on you. Stop struggling. I have some questions to ask you. Do you understand?“ She quickly nods, and you relax. “Where are we?”
“W-w-w-what a-are y-you?!”
You sigh and state, as calmly, and as sternly as you can. “Answer my question first.”
“Y-y-you’re in the E-e-everfree F-f-forest… P-please, d-don’t hurt m-me”
“I’m not going to hurt you, now, I’m going to let you go. You will not scream, you will not run, and you will not fly away. Understand?” She nods, and you slowly, release the grip on her. She immediately bolts to the sky and flies off. You can only assume it’s towards Ponyville. ‘This. Is not good.’ You start running off after her. ‘Damn it! I’m so fucked if she runs into town!’ As soon as you finish your thought, you run out of the forest. You stop and look around, catching your breath while you get your bearings. You look up, and see Fluttershy running, err, flying off towards town.
“Fuck this! First I get blown up by a god damn grenade, and now here I am acting like I just invaded Equrestria! For something that’s supposed to be a bronies dream come true, this is turning out to be a nightmare… Hehe, Night Mare Moon. No time to laugh at that now.” You take off running towards the town with your M16A4 in your hands. The locals see you running, and take off screaming. ‘Makes sense. Never seen something like me before, and I am coming from the direction of the Everfree Forest. Still, doesn’t feel all that good making people run in terror…’ You look up to see you’re still following Fluttershy. You look back ahead to see the top of a tree forming in the distance. ‘Son of a bitch… I hope that’s not what I think it is.
Your meager hope is soon crushed when you see windows show up with the rest of the tree, and soon, a door. Which Fluttershy promptly bursts through.
You slow to a walk as you approach the building, you can hear Twilight try to comfort a sobbing Fluttershy and ask what's wrong, but before much else can go on, you kick the door in, and point your M16A4 at them and shout “Alright! Everybody freeze! Don’t move!”
Twilight looks at you quizzically and asks “What’s that thing in your hand? Why should I listen to you?”
“Because I fucking said so! Now get down on the ground!” ‘This is going aweful. I’m so fucked words can’t even begin to describe it…’ Spike, who was behind you, jumps up onto your back, You react quickly, and reach back, grab Spike and slam him to the ground, Twilight grows wide eyed and you hold the M16A4 in one hand, and know, a knife in the other, held tightly to Spike throat. Everypony seems to know what THAT is, and promptly freezes.
“Good. Now that I have your attention, let me clarify something. I don’t want to hurt anyone. Okay? Now just relax, keep calm and we can all make it through this in one piece. Now, what are your names?”
Twilight looks absolutely terrified. “I-I’m Twilight, that’s F-Fluttershy. He’s S-Spike” Twilight manages to squeak out. ‘Funny, I thought she’d be overreacting or something’
“Okay Twilight, Fluttershy, nice to meet you, though I bet you can’t say the same right now. Can’t say I blame ya any. Now, I’m going to let you go Spike, you’re going to walk over there with them, so I can talk. I want you all too simply remain calm. Like I said, I don’t want to hurt anybody. I simply have a few questions I want to ask, and then you can ask questions of your own.”
Twilight blurts out “Anypony”
“Excuse me?” You look at Twilight, confusion evident of your face
“It’s anypony, not anybody”
“Riiight… Not where I’m from. I’ve never heard of *Anypony* before” (FYI, he’s playing dumb. Doesn’t want to drop the *Your just a cartoon* bomb on them) ‘God this is so surreal. I’m in a damn show, holding people, err, poines at gunpoint…’ you sigh and shake your head, and put your M16A4 away, but keep the knife out. They seem to react better to that then the gun, makes sense. Probably don’t even know what it is.
“Okay, so I’ve asked a question, now you can ask one. Who wants to go first?”
Spike opened his mouth to say something, but was quickly cut off by Twilight “Who are you? What are you? And why are you holding us hostage!”
“That’s three questions, not one. But I suppose I can answer them. My name is Jason Wander, I’m a captain in the U.S. Army. Special Forces division, Black Ops specialist. As to what I am, well, I’m a Human being from planet Earth. As for why, well, I bet I’m the only thing in this place that even comes close to what I am right?” Twilight nods “Well, I don’t want people-“
“Poines!” Twilight blurts out another correction. She quickly looks away and giggles nervously. ‘That was bizarrely cute…’
You continue speaking “I don’t want ponies starting a riot… Like I said, I come in peace. Last thing I need is ponies causing a panic. Although, now that I think about it, I kinda ran all through town… So might be a little late for that…” You look down and sigh. Clearly distraught.
You regain your composure and say “Okay! Next question. You believe I don’t mean you girls any harm, right?”
Twilight nods, but Fluttershy is crying in a corner, clearly still terrified. That’s Fluttershy for you. “Good. As I said before, I’m not from this world. I’m not expecting to be able to go back, so I need to make a good impression on everyone. Err, everypony.” Twilight smiles and you continue “Now I’m sure you have a lot of questions about me and my world, but it’s been 18 hours since my last meal, and I’m getting thirsty. So if it’s not too much trouble, can I please have something to eat and drink? And while you’re at it, I’m going to need to be introduced to your leader, or, something along those lines. That way I can get something that shows I'm not a bad person and we can let them know what's going on. Probably going to be a lot of odd reports coming in by now. Assuming I don't get sent to a lab to be experimented on.”
Your common sense kicks in, and you start running off a list of things you’ll need, all the while, putting your knife away. “I’m also going to need to find someplace to stay, at least for the night. If that won’t be possible, let me know now so I can get to work on a shelter. A lot of people, err, ponies are going to need to be shown that I mean no harm, so we should probably try going out to eat. Some place that has fruit, as I’m sure you all are vegetarians.”
Twilight looks at you with confusion all over her face “And you’re not?”
“Not really. The people in my world are omnivores. Some of us are vegetarians, but the majorities aren’t. We can eat both meat and vegetables. But we don’t eat flowers or grass and the likes.” ‘Shouldn’t have said all that.’
“How did you know about what we eat?”
“Umm… You called yourselves ponies, the ponies in my world eat that stuff, so I assumed you did to.”
“You have ponies to?” Twilight asks. ‘Bullet dodged.‘
“Yeah. We do, but they aren’t a third as smart as you seem to be. They can’t speak, and they certainly aren’t as colorful”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean what I said. They can’t speak, they aren’t sentient like you are. They are used for nothing more then something like a pet. They are smaller than horses so they can’t carry people over the age of eight, and they can’t do hard work. And they don’t come in a huge variety of colors. Not to mention, they don’t have horns or wings. Those are just myths.”
Twilight looked shocked “I know how it must sound to you, considering you are a Unicorn, and she’s a Pegasus and ponies to boot.” Twilight looked at you. You quickly add “That is what you’re called right? I mean, that’s what we call them over on Earth.”
“Yes. It is. Now about lunch…”
“Yeah, remember, I don’t eat flowers”
Twilight suddenly looked appalled “Oh right. You eat meat…”
“Not just meat, so don’t worry. I’m not about to start hunting down ponies for food. It's one thing to do it to something that doesn't do anything past instincts. It's another entirely to do it to something that speaks and thinks for itself.”
She looked loads better, but still looked a little off. ‘I guess I should really stay away from the meat subject…’ “Okay!” Twilight caught you off-guard by shouting like that, and you jumped up onto your feet. Scaring her half to death.
“Uh, sorry Twilight. I’m a little jumpy. It’s been a long day, and I just came from a combat area.” You froze.
“What do you mean combat area?”
You let out a heavy sigh “Never mind about that for now.” Your stomach lets out a beastly growl. Reminding everypony you're hungry.
Twilight turns to a much calmer Fluttershy and asks “You want to join us Fluttershy?”
You turn to Fluttershy and add “If you do, I’ll be able to apologize for what happened in the forest” Twilight looked at you, and back to Fluttershy with concern plastered all over her face. “It’s a long story. But long story short, I didn’t exactly make a really good first impression on her.”
Fluttershy turned to you, and for the first time since you got there spoke “Umm. Okay, I’ll join you… I mean, if that’s okay…”
You smiled for the first time since you got there and said “I don’t care, but I don’t have any money from this world. Which might be a problem...”
Twilight spoke up and said “I got it. It’s no problem at all. Plus you can apologize to Spike to.” She turns to look at Spike and asks “Unless you don’t want to go?”
Spike spoke up “Sure I’ll go. And I could defiantly use an apology.” Spike shot you a dirty look. Brave move on his part considering you were still standing, and towered over him.
You took little offence, but decided to state something. “Well, what would you do if someone, err, somepony attacked you? You should actually consider yourself lucky. Last person to snuck up and attack me like that, died. With a quick stab to the side of the head with the very same knife I had on you moments ago.”
Everypony in the room grew quiet. ‘Might’ve went too far there…’ Spike looked terrified, hell, everypony in the room did. Except you. “I don’t plan on killing you, or anyone, err, anypony. If I can help it. But I’m certainly not about to let myself get killed without putting up a fight. I don’t really know how the peop- err, ponies in your world act, so I can’t be to careful.”
Twilight was the first to speak to break the silence that befell the room “It’s not unheard of, but it’s certainly not as common as you make it out to be. But enough talk! Let’s get going everypony!”
Everypony turns to walk out the door, only to remember it was knocked completely off its hinges. You look at Twilight who’s looking pretty ticked about the door.
“Err, sorry about that… I’ll see what I can do to fix it…” You say as you stop over the door and head outside with Twilight, Fluttershy, and Spike. The latter of who was riding on Twilights back keeping a close eye on you as you head out to the dinner.
Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
Does It Get Anymore Awkward?
Author’s Notes : Sorry this took so long to get out, but waz studying for evil tests and shit >.> Oh! And homework. Don’t forget that little shit to. But hey! Better l8 the nevur, amirite? Now here goes nothing for the whole “Writing thing” I’ve been doing… OH! I should also mention, I’m going to being doing some more mind-blowing (No homo) this chapter. Is this a good idea? I’ve got no bucking clue. We shall see. … SOON
Shout out to little dashie as my prereader.
Chapter 4
Does It Get Anymore Awkward?
The little unicorn filly on your lap is shaking and hiding her head in your chest. Clearly scared of the story you are telling.“No more! It’s scaring me!”
You pat her cute little head, making sure to avoid her horn and softly say “Don’t worry. Nothing scary is going to happen right now. Promise.”
“You aren’t going to hurt anypony?”
“Not right now. No. Don’t worry…” You kept rubbing her head, and down her long, flowing mane. “You know, you have your mother’s hair, did you know that?”
She giggles in the most adorable voice you’ve ever heard since your wife passed away (Still not telling you who the mom/wife is. You mad bronies? Trollface.jpg I know what you’re thinking. *There’s only two Unicorns whom you could be talking about assuming you are going to bang the Mane 6 cast!* Well, that’s inb4maincharecterget’sponified. Epic Foreshadowing on an overused Idea.) And says “Yes I know, you remind me almost every day! You know sometimes I wonder if you only love me because I remind you of mom…” She buries her head further into your chest, and she starts shaking like she was crying
“N-no, that’s not true! You know…. I… But why…. I don’t….” It’s only now you hear her laughing at you. “You know, that’s just plan mean.”
“I can’t help it. You are too easy to mess with! Now back to the story daddy! I wanna hear what happens!” You’ve been called daddy before, but it gets you everytime. You can’t help but love this little filly
“Alright, let’s get back to the story, shall we my princess?”
The little filly on your lap giggles in the most adorable way possible before saying "Okay daddy!"
You recognize that pink pony to be none other than Pinkie Pie, and pull up and to the left, it already being too late to stop the chain of events, just as Rarity bursts through the door the gun goes off. The bullet fly’s through Pinkies hair, and obliterates the wooden head of a mannequin behind Pinkie sending splinters everywhere. (And fucking OWNING that mannequin, not that anypony cares. I sure as buck don’t.) Pinkie’s pupils shrink revealing to large blue saucers in her head as she turns to look at what has transpired behind her.
She looks back at you. And back at the headless mannequin. And then back to you. “If you didn’t like surprises, you could’ve said so! Big meanie-mean-pants!”
(4th Wall be damned!) “Read up. You know I’m a soldier, I don’t think before I act, I react before I can think! You should’ve known this!”
“Well, duh! But I didn’t think it’d be THIS bad! Whatever, those things aside, it’s time for your ‘Welcome to Ponyville/Equestria/Congratulations on becoming Sheriff party!’ Right girls!” Despite the fact you left Twilight, Fluttershy, and Spike behind you, they were somehow now in the building with Rarity. Along with Applejack, and Rainbow Dash. All of whom are looking quite confused, but shrug it off as Pinkie being Pinkie, and you being from another world.
Rainbow Dash is the first to approach you. She immediately asks “So, who are you buster? Are you a Spy for the Lunar Rebellion?!”
“NO, I’m not a sp- Wait, what? Lunar Rebellion?” You turn to Twilight who’s currently rubbing the back of her neck, while somehow still standing, ignoring the fact she can reach behind her head anyway, wearing a sheepish smile. “You never told me about that?”
Twilight laughs nervously “Did I forget you tell you that? My mistake… Though we aren’t at war with any OTHER nations, we are currently in a state of Civil war. Princess Luna doesn’t want Eternal Night anymore, but she thinks she can improve the system, and Princess Celestia wouldn’t let her make any changes. So Princess Luna and her loyal followers have broken off and formed the Lunar Rebellion on the outskirts of Equestria where resistance to the takeover would be minimal due to the distance from any major town. Which means there would be less guards.”
You just couldn’t wrap your head around that new information. ‘A civil war…? Between Luna and Celestia…? Oh man, this is heavy…’ Of all the things you were expecting to see here, hear here, and do here. A civil war, was not even on the top two-hundred things. Not even in your wildest dreams did you ever even suspect that could be happening.
Applejack walked up to you and waved a hoof in front of your face, snapping you out of your trance. “Y’all alright there sugarcube? Ya’ll look like ya’ve seen ah ghost.”
“Uh…. Yeah I’ll be fine… That’s just, a lot to take in. War isn’t that uncommon in my world, but for some reason, I just can’t picture you nice ponies marching of to the fields of battle to slay your enemies in the name of your ruler. Making your enemies fear the sound of your marching feet, or hooves in this case, off to the field of battle. Using you powers to induce blood-curdling screams from your enemies…” You kept going, and while you were talking, you got an odd look in your eye as you talked about marching off to war. You sounded as if you enjoyed it to… “Vanquishing your foes for the prosperity of your home country. Dying not for your county, but making the other bastards die for theirs… Then wondering, when it’s all over, even if you are still alive, if a piece of you didn’t die back there anyway…” A look of sadness creeps onto your face, as un-wanted memories from your past being to play themselves out.
Rarity see’s the discomfort on your face, and nudges you. “Go upstairs and take a shower. When you get cleaned up, you can come back down for food, and something to drink.”
You silently get up, and head upstairs. After some quick searching, you find the shower. You walk into the room, and lock the door. You begin taking off your gear. You take off your grenades, and set them down carefully in a corner. You set your rifle and handgun down in the same corner, just as carefully. You take off you backpack, and let it drop to the ground with an almighty *thud* that earns you several cries from downstairs asking if you are okay. “Yeah, I’m fine.” You say, though not very loud.
You stretch your back. Grateful for finally being able to drop the heavy pack. You shed your body armor, and are finally in just clothes. With no heavy armors, or backpack to carry. You are left wearing a sleeveless shirt, and your camo pants. You pull off your socks, and quickly met with an odor like no other ‘Damn my feet stink…’ You take off your shirt and takes of your pants, and underwear just as the door opens.
You turn your whole body to a beat red, and very surprised Rarity. You look down to your member, and back up to a now very surprised, and beet-red Rarity, who looks like she's trying to say something. As her mouth opens and closes. "S-s-s sorry. M-m-my m-m-mistake darling" She hurriedly closes the door, but not before knocking something’s of the bathroom counter, and backing into the wall in the hall way so fast she runs into the wall knocking a photo of her and Sweetie Belle.
You let out a deep breath and think 'Well, doesn't get any more awkward then that.' just then, you could swear you hear Pinkie say "Sure it could you silly-willy!" You look around and see nothing, but you could swear you saw her in the mirror or her tail at least. It quickly vanishes and you turn back to the shower and turn it on, fiddling with the knobs before you get the right temperature and you hop in, closing the curtains.
Before you get clean, you pull your pants into the shower to at least get the blood of your pants. It worked after some scrubbing in cold water. You get out to hang your pants up on the sink so they could drip dry. You turned the hot water on and hop back in to finally get yourself clean. (Skipping shower now. It’s boring. For now. Sooner or later I’ll be able to make them… “interesting” >: ) hehehe..)
You walk down the stairs, a towel you found draped over your neck, and in front of your chest. You are wearing your tank top, and your camo pants. Your awesome physique is showing clearly now. You walk past Rarity, not making eye contact, and head into what direction you could only assume to be the kitchen. It was. Rarity followed you in the kitchen, and tried to say something, but you cut her off. “I know what you’re going to ask. And no I’m not mad. It was an accident. Yes I’m sure. If you really want to make it up to me I could use your help cleaning the rest of my gear. Things happen.” You turn to look at her. “Now, where are those glasses? I’m still thirsty.”
She smiled. ‘That’s one helluva smile…’ She levitates a cup out of a cupboard and fill it with water from the sink, and brings it over to you. “Here you are darling. Drink up, I’m sure you are thirsty.”
“Thanks Rar’“ You grab the cup from Rarity’s magical grasp, and take large gulps from the glass of water, quickly draining it of its contents. You take the cup over to the sink and fill it, and promptly drain it again. You let out a sigh and turn back to Rarity “Thanks. You have no idea how good that was.”
“It’s no problem at all darling.”
“Now, I’m assuming Pinkie brought some sort of something to eat?”
“Indeed she did darling! Let’s head to the livening room.”
You take the lead back into the living room swinging your shoulder, showing off your broad shoulders, and your well toned body. You kept yourself in a very nice condition. You work out often, so you are certainly a sight to behold. You don’t know why you are exaggerating your movements, but don’t think much of it.
“Okay everypony. Let’s get this party started!” You throw your fist into the air for emphasis, and out of nowhere music starts playing. It was rock music, nothing like the rock from Earth, but it still has some nice beats to it. Not too bad all things considered.
“Okay Pinkie! Where are those cakes?! I’m so hungry I could eat a horse!” Everypony in the room stares at you with horror on their faces. “Err… My bad... It’s an expression from where I’m from don’t worry I’m not going to eat anypony. It just means I’m really hungry. I’ll try not to say that again…”
Pinkie quickly returns to normal and says, “Okie-Dokie-Lokie! The cake is this way. And it’s not a lie!”
You and Pinkie burst into laughter confusing everypony else in the room. But you and Pinkie are having a blast. “Oh god Pinks, can I call you that?”
“Sure you can silly! All my bestest friends do!”
“Oh man, you are a riot Pinks. I haven’t had this much fun in a long time.” You say with a smile as wide as a mile.
Pinkie was positively beaming at you now and lead the way to the cake. Everypony else followed you to the cake. It was in the lobby of the boutique. There was party decorations and streamers covering the whole lobby. Rarity gasped.
“PINKIE! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE!?” Rarity was clearly pissed. If she could make meme faces, she’d be rage face guy. But you are more impressed with how that suddenly appeared there. Considering that wasn’t there a few minutes ago.
“Never expect anything less from the premier party pony Rarity. Thanks a lot Pinks. This means a lot to me. It really does.” You slice off a piece of the cake, and take a quick look around for some silverware or something to eat with. Not finding anything in plain sight, you turn to Rarity and ask “Where’s the forks at?”
“I’ll go get you something. One moment darling.” Rarity walked back into the kitchen, and you can’t help but follow her all the way to the kitchen. With your eyes. (Dat flank)
Pinkie walks up to you and flashes you a smile “Ohhhh…. I see where that is going.”
“Where what is going?”
“Oh, don’t think I didn’t see how you were ogling Rarity! You have Auntie Pinkie’s assistance Jason.” She finishes with a wink and leaves just as Rarity comes back with a fork. You looked around to see if anypony had notice your conversation with Pinkie, and sighed with relief when no pony was close enough to have heard.
“Are you okay darling?” Rarity asked, concern on her face.
“Yeah. I’m fine. Just a weird conversation with Pinkie is all.” You grab the fork from Rarity’s magical grasp, and begin to tear into that cake. You aren’t taking huge bites, but you are eating quite quickly. You notice the look on Rarity’s face and pause to say “What? I’m really hungry!” She laughs at you and turns to her own slice of cake. You resume eating your own cake, but slower this time.
You set down your empty plate and tap Rarity on the shoulder “You got milk?” Rarity nodded, her mouth full. You head into the kitchen, and retrieve the glass you used earlier. It was dirty because it was in the sink so you got another. You walked over to the fridge and popped it open, searching through the assorted items, you find the milk. You pour yourself a glass to go with the delicious cake. When Rarity walks in looking somewhat distressed.
“You okay Rar’?” You ask with a sidelong look.
“Yes. I’m fine darling, just had an…. Interesting… conversation with Pinkie is all.”
You spit the milk you were drinking out and began coughing. “W-what did she say?”
“Oh, nothing really important… She said something about the cake that made me go ‘what the buck?’”
“Oh really, (O rly?) what did she say?” You ask with a very questioning look. You also had some surprise on your face. You never would've expected Rarity to curse.
“Something about what was on it… I’d rather not go into details again…”
You let out a sigh of relief and say aloud “That’s good…”
“What’s good darling?” She asks
“What? Oh! Um… Nothing… Just thinking out loud… Hehehe” You laugh nervously. “Can I get a rag or something to clean my mess up?”
“Sure thing darling! One moment, I’ll get one for you.” She walks past you, and bumps you with her tail. You could swear she did that on purpose, but any misgivings are quickly dispelled as an undefinable scent fills your nostrils.
‘That’s a really nice smell…’ You have no clue what it is, but it is a paralyzing smell. You heard Rarity gasp in surprise (butt secs) “What’s the matter?” you ask.
“O-oh. Uh… Nothing. Just a… spider! That’s it. I saw a spider.” You hear a loud *clop* (Heheh) as her hoof connected with the counter. She hands you a dish rag with her magic, and you set to work cleaning up the mess you made with the milk.
When you finish cleaning, you toss the rag into the kitchen sink, and head back into the lobby to rejoin Rarity and the rest of the gang at the party. All through the rest of the party, Rarity refuses to look you in the eye. Every time you catch her looking at you, a furious blush appears on her face which is clearly visible through her white coat, and she quickly looks away.
The rest of the party is relatively uneventful. Pinkie blasted the Party cannon off a few times, earning an interesting reaction from you, but other than that nothing interesting happened.
As the hours wore on ponies began to leave. Soon it was just you and Rarity cleaning up the mess from the party. You looked over to Rarity and blushed like a mad man as you could clearly see her… well… everything. “Holy shit what the fuck bbq!” You shout as you stand up and fall onto your ass looking away from Rarity.
“Just saw a spider. Creeped me the fuck out…” You begin to walk upstairs when Rarity stops you.
“Where are you going?” Rarity asks.
“Uh… Just to the bathroom… Nature’s calling… You know!” She shrugs and you continue upstairs still not looking her in the eye. You had the strangest boner right now. (Use ALL of the memes!) “Brace yourself bathroom… It's about to get a whole lot stickier in this situation…” (I think that sentence right there is weird... But my Pre-Reader says it works fine. I'm not sure. so what do you guys think?)
You walk into the bathroom drop your pants, and sit with a heavy sigh on the toilet. You begin to work on your not so little ‘problem’ mumbling to yourself. “God damn ponies… Not wearing any pants… Rarity… And the cleaning… With the spider…” you increase your… “pace” making a little more noise. (I want to apologize for this little scene here. But thing are about to get crazy. So it’ll be worth it. I think, it’ll come in handy for the story later.)
You start grunting as you get closer, you are drowning out the outside world, until you almost forget where you’re at. Until the doorknob starts to turn. You don’t notice until it makes a *click* You stop what you’re “doing” and look at the door. You see the door knob turned all the way and shout “NO! Wait!” But it’s too late. The door opens and Rarity sticks her head inside. (Me Gusta)
You stand up to quickly pull up your pants, but only succeed in tripping yourself. You fall backwards. You try to catch yourself, but fail. You hit your head on the wall. As you begin to daze out, you see Rarity trying to say something you can’t quite hear. But you can tell see’s redder then when she walked in on you before you got into the shower. Her red face with a look of concern is the last thing you see before you blackout completely.
Ending notes. Okay, so, yeah. Not sure what to say to that ending. So.... I'm just gonna stfu.
Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?
A Maidens Heart Torn Asunder
A Maidens Heart Torn Asunder
Author's Notes: Sorry about the massive wait again guys... But real life comes first, and I put the 'Pro' in procrastination... That and Skyrim, Company of Heros: Tales of Valor Blitkrieg Mod, and World of Tanks has kept me occupied... I have 60 freaking Updates I need to read and over 100 stories in my read later list. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter. Shit is getting real in the Rainbow x Jason situation. Also, if you want the next chapter to be a brief expansion on what happens between Rainbow and Applejack, let me know in the comments.
Shout Outs: There will be no shout out for first last chapter as the comments were erased. Thanks to Johnson, Nightmare, and a friend of mine for pre-reading. As per usual, if you spot any errors, point them out for a thank you in the next shout out section.
Chapter 16
A Maidens Heart Torn Asunder
You walk out of the Boutique and start trotting off towards Sugar Cube Corner. Strangely enough, they served Ice Cream. It reminded you of a Baskin Robins and a Dunken Doughnuts store combination thing. Only these doughnuts kicked ass. Sweetie Belle was riding on your back on the way to the store. Why? Because she asked.
You had a slight skip in your step to make the ride a little more interesting for her. She couldn’t stop giggling as she bounced around on your back while hanging on to your neck. You couldn’t help but smile at her laughter. It was such a sweet sound really. A peaceful sound that calms your soul for some reason.
“Hey Sweetie Belle, what kind of flavors do you want? Sugarcube Corner is coming up in the distance,” You started walking normally for a while so she could think about it. Kinda hard to think when you’re being tossed around. “Remember, I said two scoops.”
“You remembered! I was worried you’d say you didn’t remember saying that or something and I’d only get one scoop.”
“Silly filly. I wouldn’t do that. My promises would mean nothing if I broke so much as one. Wouldn’t they? At the very least they’d leave you feeling disappointed. Me saying I promise would translate into me not doing whatever it is I’m promising. Disappointing people is not something I like to do. Err… Ponies.”
“I suppose you have a point Uncle Jason…”
You let out a single hearty ‘Ha’ “Suppose? I know I do. How would you feel if I broke my promise to get you two scoops of ice cream? You’d be disappointed and a little sad right?” She nodded. “Now imagine if I promised to say… Help you with your homework, and I didn’t. As a result of me not helping you couldn’t finish it all on time, and you got an F. That’d make you both sad and mad that I didn’t help you right?”
“Okay, I see what you’re saying. Breaking promises is a bad thing.”
“Very bad. Now what kind of ice cream do you want?”
“Vanilla and Mint!”
“They have mint? Hell yeah! That’s my favorite ice cream flavor!” You were suddenly much more excited to hear the bells on the entrance to Sugarcube Corner. It’s been a long time since you‘ve had some ice cream and you couldn’t wait to get your favorite flavor.
Pinkie was working the counter today. “Hey Pinkie! How are you doing today?”
Pinkie turn to look at you and threw on her usually large smile. “Hiya Jason! I’m doing super duper! Thanks for asking! What can I do for you both today?”
Just as you were about to answer, two other fillies walked in. One was orange with a vibrant purple mane. The other was cream colored with a light red mane. Well, lightish. It was Scootaloo and Apple Bloom. You know what they look like. If not, why have you read this far into this story?
Anyway, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo walked into Sugar Cube Corner. They were arguing about something, you heard the word catapult though… Which made you wonder. And worry. How could a medieval siege weapon be known on Equestria?
“Hey Apple Bloom, Scootaloo. What are you two doing here?” You asked. You know the answer should be fairly obvious, but you’ve been wrong before.
The two looked at you both, and said in unison. “Hi Jason and Sweetie Belle! We are here to get some ice cream.”
Sweetie Belle was looking at Scootaloo rather intently, and had a slight pink color on her cheeks. ‘You little player you… Guess I better play Cupid for a little while’ “So you girls are getting some ice cream eh? Why don’t you both join us? My treat.”
The two filly’s smiles got even bigger. “Ya mean it Mr. Jason?” Apple Bloom asked.
“Well that’d be a cruel joke, so yes. I do. Double scoops for everypony! Go ahead girls, tell Pinkie what you want.” As the girls made their orders, you went ahead and set Sweetie Belle down. With speed that shouldn’t be possible for anyone without magic except for Pinkie, she dished out their ice cream.
Once all the ice cream was dished out you went ahead and told them to go on outside and play while they ate their ice cream. You turned to Pinkie. “Hey Pinkie, I only really brought enough for me and Sweetie Belle. Can I owe you a few bits?”
Pinkie giggled at you. “Of course you can silly! I know you’re good for it!”
“Thanks Pinkie, I owe you one.”
“Tell you what, you let Dashie down easy, and we’ll call it even.”
“Uh… Okay…?”
“You’ll see…” Pinkie said, her hair losing some of its luster. You were left to your now confused thoughts as you left the shop. You weren’t left wondering for long however, as a certain pegasus dropped in.
“Hey Rainbow, how’s it hangin’?”
“Same ol’ same ol’. Hey, I need to talk to you… Got a minute? Maybe two?” Rainbow didn’t sound as sure as she usually does. That combined with what Pinkie said filled you with dread.
“Sure I can talk. I just sent Sweetie Belle and the rest of the girls off to play with their ice cream cones. We should have plenty of time to talk. What’s the matter?” You had a good idea what the matter is. But you hoped to whatever it is Celestia and Luna looked to it wasn’t what you thought…
Despite the fact your relationship with Rarity went public, Rainbow never really stopped flirting with you. She never really pushed too hard, but it wasn’t hard to see she had some kind of feelings for you. “Follow me please Jason. I don’t want other ponies eavesdropping…”
‘There it is again…’ You thought to yourself. ‘That weakness in her voice… I’m not going to like this. Not at all.’ Rainbow stretched out her wings, and with a single flap was airborne. You opened your wings and gave chase. She was leading you to a cloud floating high above Ponyville. Presumably one of her many nap clouds she kept stashed all over the skies of Ponyville. In case of nap cloud emergences.
Rainbow settled in on the cloud, and you took a seat next to her. “Okay Rainbow. No one could possibly over hear us up here. What’s on your mind?”
Rainbow looked over to the horizon. The wind blowing her mane gently in the breeze. You needed to learn that cloud walking spelling for Rarity. This would make one hell of a polaroid. Rainbow started speaking. “You know, I don’t like giving up. Giving up is like quitting, and that means you lost without putting up a good fight.
“Ever since you came to Ponyville, I always thought there was something about you. Something I felt I could depend on. Something I could trust. When I acted on it, the day of our little ‘date’, I was hoping, that I might’ve finally found my own special somepony. I don’t let it show, but I’m really lonely.
“Friends aren’t the problem, I have five of the best one’s out there. I want something a little more intimate, ya know what I mean?” At this point she looked over at you, and tears were silently streaming down her face. “It isn’t really a problem for me to find someone to stay the night with. But I want something more than just a one night stand and a killer hangover.
“When I kissed you, I was certain I’d finally found what I’ve been looking for. Then you got sick… I came by to see you every day. Well, sorta… I watched through the window, I don’t like hospitals. I didn’t find out you woke up till after you, uh… Sealed the deal with Rarity… And by then, it was too late. What I thought I had finally managed to find, was gone…
“Ironic if you think about it… I always made fun of Rarity for those girly dreams of hers, about finding a prince charming… Then she goes and actually gets one. I mean an actual freakin’ prince…” She looked away again as a particularly strong breeze blew her mane into her face. She looked away from the wind and raised a hoof to move it out of her face.
Tears were coming down her face in torrents now. “I heard you were getting married. So I’ve come here to tell you something.”
‘Didn’t she bring me here?’
“I’m giving up on you now Jason… I’ve lost… But, I just wanted you to know, that I love you.” With that, she flew off. You were speechless. Somehow, you managed to break a young mare’s heart without saying a word of rejection.
With a heavy sigh, and a heavy heart you jump off the cloud and started to head off to Sweet Apple Acres. Back on earth, loyalty and honesty went hand in hand. You couldn’t have one without the other. So maybe Applejack could help Rainbow Dash. If nothing else, by being a shoulder to cry on.
With Sweet Apple Acres coming into view, you started thinking about how you wanted to break this to Applejack. Last thing you want is her to beat your ass before you assault Blue Blood. You spied Applejack’s older brother working the fields. You circled around in front of him before landing as to avoid startling him.
“Hey Big Mac. How are you today?”
“Ah’m doin’ alright Ah suppose. What can Ah do fer ya?” He was plowing the fields as per usual. Which was odd… Why did the fields always need plowing?
“I’m looking for your sister. Something happened to Rainbow Dash that I am going to inform her about. Nothing bad happened, but something did happen. Tell me Mac, between us, you think Applejack has a thing for Rainbow?”
He seemed to ponder this for a long while before finally speaking. “Between us right?”
“Yeah. Us guys. Pinkie Promise.” You didn’t feel the need to go through the motions, hoping the point would get across.
“Alright, Ah’ll hold ya to that. If Applejack kills me, Ah’ll haunt ya. But not before Ah tell Miss Pie” He looked around making sure there wasn’t anypony around to hear him. “Once, while Ah was comin’ in from uh late night o’ workin’, Ah heard AJ makin’ some weird noises… Then, she squealed real loud, and called out Miss Dash’s name.”
“That’s excellent… This is going to work out better than I had hoped… Big Mac, whatever feelings your sister has bottled up will either be acted on in Rainbow’s time of need, or disproven. Where is she? Your sister that is.”
“Over in tha barn Ah think.” You took off with a quick thanks and head over to the barn to find Applejack. You screwed up the Rainbow Dash thing by hoping she’d just get over it. Shit has gotten real, and you need to fix it.
‘Yes! She’s there!’ Much to your delight she was over in the barn. “Hey Applejack!” You called out. She raised her hat and looked up at you flying in. You landed in front of her with a thud, and kicked up a fair amount of dust. “Applejack Rainbow needs your help, I’ll explain on the way.” Without waiting for much of a response, you encased her in your white magic that for some reason had a purple tint to the edge of it.
“What in tarnation?!” Applejack was caught quite off guard by your sudden arrival and whisking her away that she couldn’t respond right away. “Ah’m flyin’!”
“Yes, being able to levitate you and fly is quite handy. Won’t even rustle your mane. Rarity was quite please with being able to fly. That was a fun night to be sure. Enough about me! Rainbow needs you right now.”
“Is she alright?! What happened to Rainbow?!” You were silent while you thought about how to say this. “Damn it Jason answer me!” Hearing Applejack get this worked up was a good sign for your plan.
“I’ll be blunt then. Rainbow Dash confessed her love for me after she found out I was getting married… Before I could offer any words of comfort, she flew off. She was crying the whole time. She needs somepony’s shoulder to cry on right now. She’s hurting, alone, and maybe scared. Figured you might fit the bill since honesty and loyalty goes hand in hand. Can’t have one without the other.”
At this Applejack blushed. ‘Right on the money.’ “Who said Ah liked Rainbow?!”
“No one did. I implied it a little by saying honesty and loyalty are two sides of the same coin. You said you liked Rainbow. I just went fishing my dear Applejack, and you bit the bait.”
Applejack opened and closed her mouth a few times trying to get her brain to work. She had seen the trap she fell into. Too late of course, and the damage was done. “Where is she then? If she needs mah help, take me to her.”
“There’s a little more to it AJ. Turns out she wants something more than a onetime fling. She wants somepony to love, and somepony to love her. In her time of need like this, you can sweep in and be her knight in shining armor.”
“What does any of this have ta do with Twilight’s brother?”
“It’s an earth thing. Don’t worry about it. It basically means you’ll be her super hero. She might cling to you to heal the wounds I inadvertently tore open in her heart. She needs comfort right now Applejack. She needs you.”
Things were silent for a while until you touched down near the library. You wasted no time in setting Applejack down and briskly trotting up to the door and giving it several quick hard knocks. The door was opened by a confused looking Spike. “Oh, hey Jason! What can I do for you?”
“We need to speak with Twilight.”
“Sure thing. Come on in.” Spike opened the door a little wider granting you both access to the library house thing. As you and Applejack walked in, Spike was seen disappearing upstairs. The few minutes it took Spike to get Twilight were spent in uncomfortable silence.
Thankfully time didn’t actually stop in this awkward ass moment like you were beginning to think because Twilight was finally coming down stairs. “Hello Applejack, Jason. What can I do for you?”
You opened your mouth to speak, but Applejack beat you to it. “We need yer help Twilight. Somethin’ happened and we need a spell so we can fix it.”
‘It has been a little while since I unleashed a little troll… This might be interesting.’ You thought to yourself. Twilight was a little on the dense side of things. While very smart, she was very naïve. “I messed up bad Twilight. We need your help so we can start fixing it.”
At this Twilight started looking a little nervous. “W-what did you, uh, need? Or do?” As much as you’d like to keep leading poor Twilight on like this; there was a mare out there that needed comfort and support.
“I need a tracking spell to help find Rainbow Dash. She found out I was getting married to Rarity, confessed her love in a badass speech that also admitted defeat and before I could say anything she flew off. And she was crying the whole time.”
“Not a problem. I planned ahead for this. I saw that Rainbow was still flirting with you Jason, and I expected something like this to happen. Though it was supposed to have happened months ago.” With that, she levitated a gem off the top of one of her book shelves. “This gem was enchanted using one of Rainbow’s feathers. It’ll point you in the right direction.” So much for her being dense.
“Thanks Twilight. I owe you one. Come on Applejack, let’s go mend a broken heart.” With that you both got up and headed to the door.
“To activate it, just tap on it three times. It’ll only last for an hour, so find her quick.”
“Thanks Twi’, Ah can’t thank ya enough fer this.” Applejack said.
“Tell me how it goes and we’ll call it even AJ.”
You both left the Library and you tapped the gem three times. It started glowing in the colors of the rainbow, before giving you an arrow in all the colors of the rainbow pointing in a direction. The direction of Rainbow Dash.
“Okay Jason! Pick me up an’ let’s go git’er!”
“With pleasure.” You surrounded the gem and Applejack with your magic and took off in the direction of a mare in need. Hopefully Applejack can be her knight in shining armor to pull her out of the darkness that is her heart…
Something you forgot to take into account, was that since Rainbow Dash was a pegasus, she could hide in a three dimensional plane, not just two like unicorns and earth ponies. If she was on a cloud, she could be harder to find then you thought.
Thankfully, she was on the edge of a small lake on the outskirts of town. It took you both about thirty minutes to fly there. You can’t fly as fast as Rainbow Dash can, and you didn’t want to accidently pass her over by flying too fast. You landed a good distance away and set Applejack down. “Good luck AJ, I hope everything turns out okay. For the both of you.” With that you flew off leaving Applejack to handle the situation however she wanted to.
Now you have to deal with Sweetie Belle. It was going to be an awkward talk that you dreaded, but it had to be done. Flying back over to Ponyville you kept a look out for the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Shouldn’t be too hard to find them. Just look for destruction or ponies panicking.
After about half an hour of searching you finally spotted them. Whenever you needed to find them they always seemed to be doing something that made them hard to find… But when you didn’t need them they always caused chaos wherever they went! You swooped in and landed next them in such a way that they all fell down from the pressure wave you’re your sudden arrival. A big flashy entrance like that was your way of letting them know they weren’t in any trouble.
“Heya girls! How goes the crusading?”
Sweetie Belle was the one to answer. “It’s going good. We still haven’t found our cutie marks yet though…”
“I’m sorry to hear that. Girls, why don’t you two go off and play by yourselves for a little while? Sweetie Belle and I need to have a little talk.”
Sweetie Belle turned to the others. “I’ll play with you later girls. Come on Uncle Jason.” With that you bent down and let her hop up onto your back. The other two crusaders dejectedly said goodbye and went off. You took to the air for a little while before stopping on top of a cloud.
“Okay Sweetie Belle. Before we get started, have you already had the ‘birds and bees’ talk?”
“A little. I know where foals come from, but that’s about it…”
“Okay then. Allow me to just start over then.”
The talk ended several hours later and left Sweetie Belle blushing quite thoroughly. You took her back down and didn’t bother commenting on the wet spot on your back where she was sitting. “If you need anything else, or have any other questions, come ask me.” She nodded and ran off to find her friends.
You proceeded to head home to take a shower to get cleaned up. You were after all meeting a prince tomorrow… But more importantly you didn’t want to smell when you get in bed with Rarity. So after taking a quick shower, you snuggled up to Rarity, who sleepily turned over and asked, “What took so long?”
“I’ll tell you on the train tomorrow. Go back to bed beautiful.” Rarity set her head back down and went back to sleep. Not before snuggling closer to you however. And with your hooves wrapped around her body you to finally went to bed. Tomorrow, Blueblood dies.