Chapters A guest takes a visit to Equestria.
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It's freaking FAN fiction, I don't own My little Pony: Friendship is Magic or ROBLOX. Duh.
mattman344 and rter4000 were at mattman's place, making a new car of some sort.
"golly man, this is going to be cool" says rter4000. "ya man we shuld run thiss into soemone u no." replied mattman.
"yeah, hold on mate i'm coding it some more." stated rter4000 "kk im gona talk 2 my gf in chat" mattman said.
But then, a guest titled "Guest 8543" joined mattman's place, looking to reign terror on all the peasants.
"<(o_o<) (>o_o)> KIRBY DANCE <(o_o<) (>o_o)>" yelled out the oddly grinning guest.
"oh come on.... atleast i'm done coding.... oh no" said rter4000 regretfully after he realized he said that in front a GUEST.
Who knows, maybe the guest will simply run off and... and.... not destroy everything since IT had building tools.
"Questions" the guest said.
"hey man ima back omg is that a guest? they only yell wtf" said mattman, surprised.
"yeah, we need to hide the car, QUICK" "nah bro watch this"
mattman jumped into the vehicle, and floored it.
"OMG THIS CAAAR ISS FAAAASSSTF!!" screamed mattman, as his blocky cheeks where flapping as the car reached 500 bricks per second.
The car hit the guest directly as the guest, still grinning yelled "Howdy partner!"
Guest 8543 was launched off the map, with the car, too.
"DUDE our car!!!" screamed rter4000 as his voice was cracking.
The guest and the car exploded, similar to a nuclear bomb.
"wooah dud that wuz awsome!!"
The nuclear explosion reversed, and nothing was there.
"that car.... took us 5 months....."
"did yu see that!!?"
"...bloody guests..."
"the exploshion wuz like... uh... backwardsed!"
rter4000 didn't care. His car was gone, and he felt awful because he spent so much time on it.
He then decided to walk back to ROBLOX talk on the forums.
It was a wonderful day in Equestria. For once, everyone in the town would leave Twilight alone so she can have the day to herself. She then decided to make Spike do her bidding because she felt like it.
"SPIIIKE!" yelled Twilight.
"What? I'm in the middle of doing the laundry... why do you have laundry?" Spike yelled back.
"I'll explain later! Stop what you're doing and go buy some groceries!" Twilight said as Spike walked into the room.
"Uh.. I need a list of what you need." Spike said.
"We don't have time for that! Just go get some groceries... or something..because we need food to watch the Young and the Restless!"
"That's an old people show, Twilight."
"Just go and get some food!"
"You're not you when you're hungry, Twilight." said Spike as he went out to get some food.
Twilight then sat down at her desk, apparently starving. She forgot to eat all day yesterday because she got caught up in studies.
Just then, an explosion could be heard. This caused Twilight to look out of her window, thinking it could be a mishap in a magic experiment. But the explosion looked huge.... huge enough to wipe out Ponyville in a second!
She had to warn everyone... but then the on the TV the Young and the Restless turned on. She forgot completely about the explosion since she apparently wanted to watch this old people show.
She didn't notice that the explosion reversed the moment she looked away.
The guest was confused to where he was. Sure, it was pretty much the same color scheme of his world but... it looked... smooth. Guest 8543 decided to go to the town in the distance to let them know that he was the boss and he knew everything. "GET OFF MAH LAWN!" Yelled the guest, scaring a few birds.
The guest then started to strut over to the somewhat-small-yet-huge-at-the-same-time-village-thingy.
Guest 8543 was thinking about destroying some of the houses, because he thought they where primitive to his own highness. But, no. He should have to do that, later.
The guest was wandering into the marketplace, where all the ponies sold their goods and other things. The guest was wanting an RPG. But the place was probably too primitive to have them.. he would have to rely on his hammer, then.
Wanting the people of the primitive town to know of his glorious existence, he decided to greet them in his glorious way of doing so.
"HOWDY PARTNER!" screamed the guest, immediately getting the attention of everypony.
"What is that thing?"
"Is it going to eat us?"
"It looks harmless."
"IT CAN TALK!?"
It was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
The guest couldn't understand them, so he had to give his glorious way of explaining how to speak to him, just like he had to in the place he was at an hour ago.
"Use the chat menu to talk to me."
FIVE MINUTES EARLIER
Rainbow Dash was taking a nap on a cloud, ironically nearby the guest.
"GET OFF MAH LAWN!" She heard an odd voice say. It sounded high pitched... yet old as a teenager at the same time.
But the sudden outburst from the stranger caused her to jump 50 feet in the air, quite literally.
She calmed down, but was angry at whoever screamed at her.
"Hey, watch it, bub! Or you got something.... coming.... to ya?" Rainbow said as her anger turned into curiosity, then to thought processing mode, to worry.
Apparently, the guest didn't hear her at all.
'What is that thing?'
'Will it hurt my friends?'
'I better follow it.' She thought as she hid in a cloud and started following Guest 8543.
In a couple of minutes the guest made it to the marketplace, yet nopony noticed him.
The guest stood there, causing Rainbow to sink deeper into the cloud.
She was keeping an eye on that.... what ever it was.
"HOWDY PARTNER!" The guest screamed, causing Rainbow Dash to jump.
Now everypony was staring at the block monster.
The ponies just looked at the guest.
The guest looked at the ponies.
It seemed like hours, but it was only mere seconds.
"Use the chat menu to talk me me." The guest said in the calmest voice in the history of Equestria.
A guest takes a visit to Equestria.
She's here, little fillies!
As everypony was staring in awe at the guest's sudden dislike of lamps, Twilight didn't notice as Spike belched a letter.
The letter then decided to smash into Twilight's face.
The impact caused her to fall down.
"Spike! What was that for?" Twilight said, mildly annoyed.
"Sorry! It was by accident!" Or was it?
Twilight opened the letter and read aloud as everyone was listening:
"Dear Twilight Sparkle, I'll be there in a few."
"What? What's with the winking face?"
"Your Mentor, Princess Celestia. Well, that was odd." Twilight said.
To make things more weird, they heard a THUMP, causing Fluttershy to cower and whimper.
Then they turned toward the door.
Just then, Princess Celestia busted through the door, causing her to mutter 'Oops, poor door. ' under her breath.
"I am here, little fillies!" She burst out, making everyone (but Twilight) look at her as if she where insane.
"Princess! I'm so glad you're here! This creature removed the lamp over there from existence!" Twilight.
"Oh, Twilight. You're such a kidder! Ha ha, you had me going there, I thought a Minecraftian was here... well! I'll be on my way!" Celestia said as she turned around and bounced along to the door, but Twilight stopped her.
"Princess, wait! It's real! But I don't think it's a Minecraftian.. whatever that is." Twilight said, worriedly.
Celestia turned around to face Twilight.
"You are a good card-board builder; I'll give you that. But you cannot be joking like this on me. I just got my work done and I was about to watch-" Celestia stopped mid-sentence because she saw the guest move. Then Guest 8543 slowly turned his head towards Celestia, creepy grin and all. "AUSTRALIA!" the guest yelled.
Celestia fainted, by shock. It was either that the fact that the brick thingy that wasn't Minecraftian had a scary face, or by the fact that it talked.
Gilda was flying to Rainbow Dash's home in Cloudsdale, knowing that it was a little too late in the evening (about sunset) to be over there, but she was too cool for that junk.
She knocked on the door, waited a minute, knocked on it again, and yet no success. This is so UNcool... Gilda thought.
She then remembered her last visit here in Ponyville, she could be at the library hanging out with her lame friends. But she had to suck it up and go with the flow. Cool or not, she had to be friends with her again because she had no one else to turn to.
She then decided to go over to the library, grudgingly.
Meanwhile, Twilight and her friends had to pick up Celestia's fat butt off the ground and put her on the couch in the living room. It took all 6 (including Spike, that would make it 7, then.) of them to pick her up because she was so darn heavy.
The Young and the Restless started playing on the TV.
"We should leave the show on, Celestia's old so she'd like it." Spike said.
That comment resulted in him being hit in the head several times by everypony.
"Don't say that about the princess Spike, you know you deserved that." Twilight said.
"Darling, you're not going to be with me anytime soon if you don't respect your elders." Rarity added.
Rarity's comment made Spike feel like he was ran over.
So he just walked gloomily back into his room, to make it worse his head hurt.
"Hey! Aren't we like, forgetting something?" Rainbow Dash said.
This resulted in the rest of the 5 mares started thinking.
...
"Um, aren't we... forgetting the block critter?" Fluttershy said.
"Oh no! We need to check on it!" Twilight said, terrified. Who knows what this thing could have done when they where gone?
Everypony ran back into the main room and got even more confused.
Why was GILDA here, facing the block thing?
Where did the part of wall that belonged to the entrance go, too?
"All your base are belong to us!" the guest yelled, his face looking different.
"Uh. What is this dweeby thing saying? It doesn't make sense!" Gilda said.
"Gilda, why are you here?" Rainbow Dash said, confused out of her mind.
Gilda, suddenly forgetting about Guest 8543, said. "Ugh, I'm sorry I acted like a jerk around your friends. It's just that.. I have no one else to turn to." If you could look closely enough, you can see that she was on the verge of tears.
Rainbow dash then took her to an unoccupied room to talk.
Now everyone was confused. Part of the wall is gone, Gilda was nearly crying, and the Princess fainted. Where the part of the wall was gone, you could see a perfect cube shape where the wall used to be.
Plus, what is the carriage outside with windows and smoke coming out of the back?
Everypony didn't notice Princess Celestia was creeping up behind them, and whispered in a creepy yet soothing voice:
"Gotcha!"
Meanwhile, in a house not that far away, someone was watching them all from a distance.
"Oh the chaos, I'll have to pester Celly about this when she gets back."
Yes, it was Discord.
"That's right. Where you thinking I was the enemy in this story? No. I'm not. But honestly, this is all hilarious."
Discord then made a laptop appear and started typing some unintelligible stuff.
"I was reformed , remember? I haven't a clue what is going to happen next."
Then a Police Box flew by the window.
Without looking, Discord said "Yes, there will be a side story to this. But it'll join the main story line sooner or later."
Then Discord teleported back to Canterlot castle.
A guest takes a visit to Equestria.
Side note: I don't dislike Minecraft. So don't mind Celestia's comment about Minecraftians in the previous chapter.
Celestia grinned as everypony in the room were scared stiff.
"Now, anyone want to explain why over half of my free time is gone and I ended up on a couch?" Celestia said, smiling. "Um.. yer highness, you fainted because the brick thing talked to ya, sugarcube." Applejack said.
Then they all looked at the guest, who somehow ended up stuck upside down. "I give it a 2 out of 10." he said.
"What is he rating?" Spike asked.
"I don't know, but it doesn't seem that important." Twilight Sparkle responded.
Truthfully, he was rating the importance of their lives in his opinion. "It seems he can talk... may I ask of everypony to leave so I can ask our 'guest' some questions?" Twilight said.
There was a murmur of "mm-mms" and "uh-huhs" as everypony but Celestia left.
"Twilight Sparkle, keep a good eye on that creature. I do not know of the limits of it's powers, but be careful." Celestia said with a stern look on her face.. "Will do, princess." Twilight said with a grin. "Good." Celestia said with a smile as she exited the library.
"Okay.. let's get to work."
Ditzy Doo, or Derpy, as everyone called her, accidentally dropped one of the new police phone boxes that Luna sent out for the safety of the citizens. She looked at the air cargo carriage she was pulling. She thought she made sure she locked the door to the cargo bay. At least it wasn't some spaceship harbored to some being that lived forever ... right? That sure was a long fall... she thought.
She then decided to check on it, maybe by some chance that it still was somehow intact... she couldn't bear to disappoint her boss. Derpy pressed a button to unlatch her and use a temporary spell to hold the carriage in place midair for 50 minutes.
Derpy flew down to the ground to find that the police box SOMEHOW was intact, and operational. To top it off, it was in the right place, too! She grinned and then went back to delivering the rest of the police boxes.
Little did she know, she just missed out on a ton of adventures.
The 11th doctor was knocked out, lying on the floor of the console room of the TARDIS. He then woke up, quite quickly.
"Always the 'slight turbulence', TARDIS! I don't know where I landed. I finally found Amy and Rory and was going to visit them, but nooo. You had to run into a black hole." He said.
He was obviously pissed that the best spaceship in his universe, the Time And Relative Dimension In Space, otherwise known as the TARDIS, failed terribly.
"Things COULD be worse, at least we weren't disintegrated to nothingness by the black hole."
"Why am I talking to my ship, again? Ugh. Well, let's see where I landed!" The Doctor said, mood lightened for no reason at all. It could possibly be the fact he was losing his sanity every day because of weird happenings like this.
He opened the doors to reveal a bright colorful-pastel-like land, straight out of a children's book.
"Whelp, I must be high." He said as he went back onto his spaceship and passed out.
"Where are you from?" Twilight asked Guest 8543.
"Questions." the guest replied.
"Yes, I know. I am asking you questions. Where are you from?" Twilight said, annoyed that the guest so far has managed to avoid any and all questions she was asking him.
"The wonderful land of ROBLOXia!" the guest finally managed to reply.
"Good, good! Now, what is your name!" Twilight said as she wrote that down, somehow managing to spell it right.
"Guest 8543." The guest replied, still creepily grinning.
"That's an odd name.." Twilight said, but then she remembered this could be a strange alien from another universe or just something out of the Everfree forest. Then she thought 'Why would anypony settle down to an obviously dangerous forest? How dumb can they be? '.
Then she remembered it's the Apple family so that's a good enough explanation.
She then shook off her rude thoughts and asked the guest some more questions, but failing to do so as the guest decided to go into another room.
"Boredom." the guest stated.
"Well, I got enough information out of you. For now. " Twilight said as she suddenly had a bright idea.
"Why don't I show you to the townsfolk?" Twilight said.
"TEH EPIC DUCK IS COMING!" Guest 8543 said, grinning scarier than ever. Twilight just shuddered and dismissed the outburst from the guest.
"I should how you to the townspeople. Well, let's start off at Sugarcube Corner." Twilight said, just as she walked out the door. Then, out of nowhere, a rubber duck hit her in the face, causing her to trip.
"UuuuaaaaAAAAGH!" Twilight said as she fell down. She picked up the rubber duck and threw it out of frustration.
"Who in the name of Celestia would just THROW that at me?" Twilight said after throwing it. There could be an explosion heard where the rubber duck landed, along with the word "EPIC!"
After what seemed like hours yet a couple of minutes, they finally got to Sugarcube Corner. It was torturous just to walk to there getting stared at and cowered. But Twilight was walking with the guest, and that made the townsfolk ease up.
Somehow, the guest was actually following Twilight by some unknown miracle.
As they entered the sweets shop, Pinkie Pie popped out of nowhere, making Twilight jump.
"Hiya! What'cha doin', Twilight?" Pinkie Pie piped.
Then she noticed the guest, "Oh, you brought the block thing with you? Hey! Maybe he'll want something to eat, maybe that's what you came here for, Twilight! He's like, taller than everypony, even Luna! But not Celestia. He has a big mouth, but I hope he doesn't take me saying that offensive. I wouldn't want him deleting my lamps! Ha! If you see this, reader, type into the comments Pinkie Pie! Well, would he like some cupcakes, cakes, cookies, or what? Because I totally can't wait to see what he wou-"
Pinkie stopped herself mid-sentence. Then she leaned over to Twilight and whispered in one of the most serious tones.
"I'm going to host him a party at your library. TONIGHT ." Then she leaned away and said "You should try using italics, Twilight! They're fun! Bye!" Pinkie said as she trotted off.
Party? At my library? TONIGHT? Okay... Twilight thought, confused.
A guest takes a visit to Equestria.
The Quest of Guest 8543, PART ONE
"I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!" - The Great Cornholio.
Twilight then thought that since pretty much ALL of Ponyville was going to be in her home today due to Pinkie's insanity, she wouldn't have to walk around ALL of the town after all.
"Come on, Guest 85...69 ? Uh, what is your name again?" Twilight asked the guest, confused.
The guest turned to her, creepy grin and all, and cited in the most serious of tones in Equestrian history:
"Guest 8543. "
The Doctor woke up on the floor of his console room in his TARDIS.
"Well, that was unusual. For a second there I thought I was in "Pony Land." Maybe I should check outside to see if I'm still high on Huon Particles..." Said the Doctor as he stepped outside his spaceship.
Judging from the sights he saw in the pastel colored land, he did several reality checks to see if he was dreaming.
"My hand will now grow." He said, getting the attention of a few ponies.
Alright, lets get some tentacle hands. the Doctor thought as he held his hands out, expecting something to happen.
Several other reality checks later, he somehow got the attention of more than a few ponies, and everypony was just staring at him.
A certain green-minty-color unicorn walked up to him, with wide eyes.
"Can I see your hands? Are you a human? Where did you come from? Why are you in that police box? What is your race like?" Lyra Heartstrings babbled on.
"Whoah, whoah, whoah, no. I'm not human." The Doctor said, trying to calm down the torrent of questions that he was being bombarded with.
"And that's all I'm telling you." The Doctor said as he walked off to inspect his surroundings.
The doctor found his way into the marketplace.
"Hello equine-like creatures. I am the Doctor! Could any of you care to tell me where I am?" The Doctor yelled.
This only ended up with him getting a lot of stares.
Guest 8543 just got a frightened look by Twilight Sparkle. "Well... uh *gulp* we can just head back to the library then?" Twilight said. Guest 8543 made sure to let her know that he was to be respected. "l33t!" the guest yelled.
The two then started to awkwardly walk back to the library.
As they where walking, the guest accidentally bumped into some male pony. Yet somehow Twilight didn't notice as she was thinking of what could happen at the party at her home.
"Hey, watch it, buddy! I don't care if you're with the fucking student of Celestia! I can fuck you up, boy!" The random pony said.
"HAX!" the guest yelled back.
"Oh, yeah? You want to go, shithead? Is THAT it, bitch? Huh?" "Thanks!" The guest yelled.
The guest then pulled out his deleting hammer of doom.
Twilight was facing the opposite direction, still in a world of her own.
"Oh yeah? Well, GET SOME DOUCHE BAG!" the random swag fag pony said.
The pony then bucked Guest 8543, and the guest didn't move a millimeter. "The hell?"
Then Guest 8543 looked at him.
"Goodbye. " The guest said as he deleted the pony from existence.
Twilight then turned around as the guest put away his hammer.
"Did something just happen?" Twilight asked.
"Yes." the guest said.
"Oh, what happened?"
"Delete." Guest 8543 said.
"Uh, okay. Hey, did we just leave Rainbow Dash and Gilda in our house?" Twilight asked.
"TEH EPIC DUCK IS COMING!!!1!" the guest said.
"Could you stop saying that so much? It's getting pretty annoy-" Twilight said as a bigger rubber ducky than last time hit her in the head, causing her to trip.
"CELESTIA DAMNIT!" Twilight said as she shot it at some random pony.
"CELESTIA DAMNIT!" you could hear the random pony say as he threw the rubber ducky, then the cycle went on.
"Well, if no one's going to tell me, I'll just be on my way." the Doctor said as he walked away.
Hey look, it's a tree. And it's a house. It's a TREE HOUSE. Ha. the Doctor thought as he walked towards the home, expecting something neat.
"Get in!" the Doctor heard a voice say.
"What?" the Doctor said.
"Get in!" Pinkie said as he was pulled in by her into the library.
"There is going to be a surprise party! Everypony in town has to be here!" Pinkie said in a hushed voice.
"Uhm, uh, ok." the Doctor said. Did she just say everyPONY? Nah, must be my imagination. But in all the 11 centuries of my live, I've never heard that! Haw! the Doctor thought, grinning.
Twilight was getting near her library-home-thing. "Okay, Guest 8345!" Twilight said, getting the name wrong. Again.
"We're here!" Twilight said with a grin. That walk was sure longer than usual, wonder why I kept seeing the same building over and over and over AGAIN. Twilight thought as she trotted into her home. Guest 8543 shortly followed.
...
"SURPRISE!" most of Ponyville (and time lord) screamed.
Twilight shrugged and went to go watch Days of Our Lives since she was hungry, and you're not you when you're hungry.
Then the party started and everpony in the room was talking and partying, except for a certain alien creature who could live forever.
Pinkie broke the laws of physics again as she quite literally flew over to the guest. "I'M SOOO glad you could make it! I was like-" she was interrupted as the guest leaned in and whispered into her ear.
"Teh epik duk is coming."
Then the guest walked away.
THIS even confused Pinkie. It was like he had some sort of power to confuse, or something. The guest walked off as Pinkie was standing there, dumbfounded for that one sentence for no reason.
"The epic duck is coming?" Pinkie asked.
Then she got rained on by rubber duckies, and no one was paying attention.
Meanwhile, like 20 feet away, the Doctor was meeting some of the townsfolk. Surprisingly, they got used to him pretty fast but most of them preferred to keep their distance.
This one mint green "unicorn" liked to be around him alot, though. She liked his hands.
Does she have a fetish for- uh, I'm not going to question that right now. The Doctor thought. This whole "pony" ordeal was already creepy enough for him. For all he knew, he could be in another UNIVERSE! For the 3rd time! Still, he shouldn't let this get to him. He still needed to know where he was.
"So uh, green minty pony. Where am I?" The Doctor asked. "You don't know?" Lyra said.
"Oooooooh, right. You're not from around here are you?" "No, I'm pretty sure I'm not from around these parts. From a different world, actually." The Doctor said. "Well, you're in Equestria, in Ponyville!" Lyra grinned, and if you where there, you could hear a squee emitting form her. This caused the Doctor to look at her. "What was that?" "What?"
"The 'squee' noise?"
"What noise?"
"Y'know, the 'squee' noise that came from you when you grinned?" the Doctor said. This was confusing him even more.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Lyra said.
"Well, uh, um, nevermind." the Doctor said.
Equestria? PONYville? Geez, the puns just don't stop. the Doctor thought.
Queen Chrysalis and Celestia and Discord, along with Luna where sitting at a table, talking, and having fun.
For about 2 years now, after the wedding fiasco, Queen Chrysalis and Luna and Celestia met up for political matters, and found out they had a lot in common. Since then, they where best friends since.
Guest 8543 was trying to eat come of the food that was provided, but ended up destroying the food table itself. Pinkie Pie noticed this, and set up another table promptly.
The guest got bored and just walked out of the library, off to go on a quest to find things. He was the highest being, after all. None of these peasants could surpass him. He is mighty. "regen." The guest said.
Just as he said it, he spawned a jeep. He then got in the jeep and drove off into the night.
A guest takes a visit to Equestria.
The Quest of Guest 8543, PART TWO
Everyone was in Twilight's home, partying hard. No one even noticed that the guest left. It might have been the fact that Pinkie was serving 140 proof vodka, or that everyone was too deep in partying. Either way, the guest was going to end up back where he started one way or another.
"Ugh... what happened?" Said Twilight the following day when she woke up. She drank too much.
The rest of her friends where lying in a puddle of puke and vodka, asleep.
Twilight then looked around. There is something I'm forgetting, but what? she thought.
Oh.
Oh no.
Not again.
Please, no.
Twilight then frantically ran around her now-trashed home thanks to Pinkie's insanity. She searched everywhere, but Guest 8543 was no where to be found! Twilight slumped down in her laundry room next to a washing machine. She could have brought an entirely new species of people into Equestria.
Bucking alcohol.
Pinkie woke up, her vision was blurry and wavy. "Oooooo... I've had too many funny drinks!" She said.
Then a figure was suddenly over her vulnerable self. When her vision got better, she could make out a hairless ape.
"Ooh! What are you? Can I throw a party for y-" She was interrupted by a smack to the face.
Pinkie, however, was unfazed. She looked at the figure with a smile.
"Did I ever tell you the definition.. of insanity ?" the figure said.
Right when Pinkie Pie was about to say something, the figure disappeared. What was that? Pinkie thought. It sorta looked like the cool doctor person!
Pinkie then pulled her party cannon out of her ass and shot it everywhere, to clean up the mess. The noise woke up her friends.
"Oh, hey guys! I'm cleaning up the place after you all puked all over it! I didn't think you would drink ALL of the bottles of 140 prof. vodka, but, whatever!" Pinkie said.
Rarity was the first to get off of the ground. "Let us never speak of this again."
The guest didn't make it that far, but he got maybe 30 feet away from Twilight's library before crashing into some blue box. The guest was tired to he went into AFK mode for a few hours. Right when Guest 8543 woke up from AFK mode, Twilight and her friends found the guest, relieved.
"Oh goodness gracious, are you alright?" Fluttershy asked the guest.
"CANDLES" The guest yelled. From what everyone could have seen, the guest was fine. Though, what was it riding in?
"What sorta ponyless carriage is that?" Rainbow asked.
"I don't know, but if I figured out how it would work, maybe I can get some money?" Twilight said.
Everyone nodded in agreement. They where all hungry. Just then, they saw some weird flying things hovering above them.
"Uh, fellas? What in tarnation are those up there?" Applejack said causing everyone to look up to see what she was talking about.
"EXTERMINATE THE INFERIOR BEEEEIINGS!" They could hear one of the objects say. Then the odd objects started to fly towards them. Now that the object where closer, everyone could see what they looked like. The where goldish, and they looked like trash cans with spheres on their lower body. They could see what looked like a toilet plunger as an arm, along with what also looked like one of those egg scrambling things your mother used to use when she was making breakfast for you in 3rd grade. For the top it looked like an upside down bowl, and someone put lights in plastic cups and put on a flashlight for the eyes.
"EXTERMINATE!" the objects all said.
The guest then looked at the objects. "DALEKS ARE THE SUPERIOR SPECIES!" one of the objects said. Then the guest suddenly had a creepy looking angry face. No one was superior to Guest 8543.
This made him mad. Very, VERY, mad. SO MAD, that the guest then learned a new word.
Fluttershy cowered in fear.
"EXTERMINATE!" said one of the daleks as it shot Guest 8543 in the chest, but the guest wasn't harmed in any way.
"EXTERMINATE!" The guest said, taking his hammer out and deleting the dalek form existence forever, causing the daleks to back up.
"RETREAT! RETREAT!" one of the daleks said, falling back into the sky. The other daleks followed.
The mane 6, along with the now normal guest watched as the daleks retreated.
"Uh, what the hay just happened?" Rainbow dash asked in confusion. The guest then turned to her.
"Delete." the guest said calmly.
No one was superior to the guest. No. Fucking. One.
The doctor was running back to his TARDIS to check and see if it had regained power after the running-into-a-black-hole-and-going-into-a-world-of-magical-ponies ordeal. When he got to his time traveling police box, he had no luck.Who the heck just crashed their jeep into my SHIP? He thought. He then shrugged it off and then walked into his timey-wimey time travely ship. It was still powered down. Darn.
"Why do I always have to run into trouble every stinking time I am about to go some where not wanting it?" The doctor said to no one in particular.
"Maybe because you are destined to be getting into trouble wherever you go? You could also be fiction, but nah. Can I look at your hands?" The doctor heard behind him. This caused him to jump, and he quickly turned around to face the being who was speaking. That mint green unicorn from earlier followed him into his time machine. Oh, can't everyone's 13 century year old time traveler just get some peace for once? "Nice place! Is this your magical spaceship or something?" Lyra asked.
"Uh, er- hey! You should know better than to waltz into some alien's home uninvited!" The doctor said.
"Yeah, yeah. Is this a spaceship?" Lyra asked.
"Yes, it is. I can go anywhere I want." This caused Lyra's eyes to sparkle in amazement.
"Oh cool! Hey, why is this place bigger in the inside?" Lyra asked.
"I can't tell you that; it's a secret." The doctor said. Lyra pouted.
"So, why aren't you leaving?" Lyra said.
"My ship is grounded because I ran into a black hole, causing me to probably go into some alternate universe on a planet ruled by ponies, and get stuck." The doctor said.
"I don't understand half of what you just said, but it must suck." Lyra said.
"Yes, it does. Right when I found Amy and Rory-" the doctor said, being interrupted by Lyra.
"Who're they?"
"Friends."
"Aw, so you're lonely?" Lyra asked. The doctor knew where this was going. "Can I tag along?" Lyra said.
"Oh, fine. You can tag along." The doctor said.
"You sound like this has happened before, doctor." Lyra said.
"Yes, and how do you know my name?" The doctor asked.
"You told, like, over half of the townspeople."
Oh.
"Oh." The doctor said.
Somewhere, nearby, there was a rip in the fabric of time and space. Some teenage ponies where nearby and saw the rip, it looked like a hole in the wall.
"Hey brah! Check it out! GLORYHOLE!" the short one of the three teens said, pointing to it.
"Hue hue hue, yeah, dude. Stick your dick in it!" The one in the middle said.
The tallest one of the bunch looked amused. "Yeah man, go for it!" he said, giggling like a little girl.
The short one ran up to it and did exactly as the one in the middle said. "Hey, this feels weird." He said before being sucked into it and disappearing. "Whoah. Dude, he just disappeared!" the middle one said.
"Let's like, get out of here!" The tall one said as they both ran away, terrified.
The hole then started to make gurgling noises, and then it spewed out a cartoonish looking human. He was knocked out. The human had red themed clothing on, and he had a bat in his hands that had a small dent in it.
Le scout.
A guest takes a visit to Equestria.
THE QUEST OF EGSUT 3548 TRAP EERTH
At the place where the scout from TF2 popped out, there was a whole pile of internet stuff and online game things piling up. There was the nyan cat, Spiderman, and a little more TF2 characters, and more. It looked like someone had a bunch of online merchandise and just threw it all in a pile forgetting what damage could be done to the stuff.
All of ponyville (except a certain ROBLOXian and 6 ponies) where gathered around the pile of internet stuff, movie stuff, TV stuff, and more.
"IMPLYING THAT OP ISN'T A FAGGOT." Says one fat neckbeard who apparently was in the pile of whatever-god-or-goddess-knows-what-is-in-it.
"No, this thread now belongs to spiderman!" Yells out another fat neckbeard in a spider man costume.
"Both of you be quiet. Can't you see? We're in Equestria!" YET ANOTHER fat neckbeard with brony clothes on him. "OH MY GOD, I NO LONGER NEED A TULPA! RAINBOW DASH HERE I COME!" He said as he tried to run and find the spectrum-maned pegasus, tripping over the first step. Maybe eating those twinkies wasn't a good idea after all.
The people of the town where confused as to what is happening.
Solid Snake got up from the pile. He was in an unknown world that was filled with ponies. Oh great, better get my box. He thought, pulling out his box out of nowhere and sped off. He was going to kill whoever did this to him. As he fled away, everything in the pile behind him was sucked back into the gloryho-rip in time and space.
The ponies were even more confused, but they soon forgot of all of what just happened as if some unknown being forced them too.
They all just stood there, confused. Then they parted and went on with their normal pony lives.
Guest 8543 was sitting in a chair in the usual ROBLOXian fashion, while Twilight Sparkle was trying to interrogate him.
"Do you know ANYTHING about the, uh, dar leks?" Twilight asked for the 5th time, getting nowhere.
"I LIEK CHOCOLATE MEELK!" Guest 8543 said. This purple pony was starting to contaminate his swag, so he let her know what was going on.
"I GOTZ TA MOVES LIKE JAGGER!"
"Ugh, Twi, can you just drop it? You're getting nowhere!" Rainbow Dash said, accompanied by the hmmhmm's and uh huh's from the rest of the mares. Twilight was pouting.
"But, I neeeed to know!" Twilight said.
"See , Twilight? You're using italics! Isn't it fun?" Pinkie Pie said.
"Pinkie , that doesn't even make any sense!" The purple protege said. Pinkie Pie just looked at her, smiling broadly. Twilight just shook it off, passing it off at just Pinkie.
"Well, don't mind if ah say, but I reeeaaally gots 'ta get back on the farm, seeya gals!" Applejack said, walking out the door.
"I really have to work on some dresses, darling. Sorry." Rarity said as she left too. All of Twilight's friends where leaving one by one, sharing their reasons as to why they where exiting the presence of her.
Finally, Twilight was all alone (except for Spike, who she ordered to do her bidding again) with the guest.
"Questions." Guest 8543 calmly said.
"Ok, final time I'm going to ask this. What are the DARLEKS?! " Twilight said, with obvious aggravation.
The guest then stared at her, spoke in a voice that he didn't have.
"You got mail!" The guest said before slowly puking up a Wikipedia page on the daleks.
Twilight was just confused. What did the guest just do? What was that weird paper on the floor? Disgusted just a little bit, Twilight reluctantly picked it up with her magic.
"It's a... page about the daleks?" Twilight said, finally getting their name right.
She then walked into her room to read the page.
Guest 8543 then pulled out his hammer and deleted some stuff, like chairs and other furnishings. This was a bad day for him, and it made guest do something useful. He was insulted by the daleks. He is superior. Not them. He then put some actually nice looking models he got from the market after deleting some girl's arm. The guest remembered, with his already bad reading skills that it was something about diddles and shots.
There was some newer, better chairs, a couple of couches, 2 lamps, a TV, and a new bookshelf.
Guest 8543 then sat down in the couch in his usual ROBLOXian way.
Twilight ate the page before reading it.
Guest 8543 decided to go get some confections for his own highness to make him feel better about himself. Surprisingly, the guest had SOME feelings but they where hard (or easy) to provoke. But now he was in a bad mood so he had to tell Twilight that he was going to the one gingerbread place he'd like to destroy.
He then puked out a note on Twilight's desk.
"gooin to sucar coob place dat i wuod liik 2 desroy -guest " the note read in the best handwriting ever, but some of the worst spelling.
The guest then stood there for 5 minutes, not noticing a cardboard box creeping up behind him.
The guest turned around, and the cardboard box wasn't there! The guest is superior, ALWAYS, he can never be snuck up on!
Never!
Guest 8543 didn't notice as the cardboard box was suddenly on the ceiling. Getting bored, he actually finally left to wander on his own. What could go wrong?
The guest was making his way down the dirt path, being greeted by some ponies he walked by. He didn't pay any attention to them. He was going to get some food to bring up his health meter. He finally got there, and he went up to the counter.
"Hi!" Pinkie said as she popped out from inside the counter.
The guest, however, was unfazed.
"What would you like?" Pinkie said, before having a staring contest with the guest for about a minute. Then she blinked.
"Oh, no fair! Stop being such a silly filly!" Pinkie said, giggling.
She could hear the guest's blocky stomach grumble.
"Ooh, you're hungry! Well, you're one of Twilight's friends, so why not have something for free?" She said, waiting for the guest to make a choice.
"I liek chocolate meelk." The guest said.
Pinkie Pie then got a glass of chocolate milk out of nowhere, and watched as the guest then ate it whole.
"MOAR!" The guest said. This liquid fit his glory.
After, like, 70 glasses the guest was content.
"Goodbye." Guest 8543 said.
Pinkie just stood there in wonder.
View Online
A guest takes a visit to Equestria.
Breaking news! A large potato is destroying Ponyville!
"Breaking news! A large potato is destroying Ponyville!" Said the newspony, on channel 69 on the TV Twilight Sparkle owned. Spike was watching in amazement at the TV while Twilight had a war helmet on and a pillow to defend her home with.
"What happened to the guest, Twilight? You don't think he had something to do with this, do you?" Spike said, worriedly.
"I don't know, but we need to find him if we're going to-" Twilight said, being interrupted as she saw a note that the guest puked out. She read it, and now she knew where to go. "Spike, get your stuff in a backpack. We're going to Sugar Cube corner." Twilight said, with a depth of field effect behind her.
"Aaaah! Why is everything so darn blurry ?!" Her assistant said.
Five minutes earlier.....
Guest 8543 was feeling like he needed to excrete his glorious waste, because it now came to the point that he needed to after consuming the liquid. He then went outside, and then shat some neon green blocks that had a glowing effect. He then walked away as the ponies that where around him stared in confusion. Then they looked at the green blocks he excreted.
"Woah, what is that?" Said one pony.
There where a lot of murmurs, and then some homeless guy just trotted up and ate it.
"Hmm, tastes like shit!" the homeless pony said, before mutating into a huge potato. The potato then grew legs that looked muscly and then stood up. There where gasps of confusion.
The potato was twice the height of Sugar Cube Corner. It then grew arms that had bulging biceps, and proceeded to tear some buildings up. It was pandemonium! Every single one of the townsfolk that was near the homeless pony that ate the radioactive shit was running around helplessly!
Gee, if only SOMEONE would help!
The Doctor and Lyra got out of the TARDIS after Lyra got some info about him. But nothing too personal.
"Uh, Doctor? Why is there a potato destroying the town?" Lyra asked.
"Oh, don't be silly. That isn't possible-" The Doctor said before turning around and seeing the potato. "Oh, I love impossible things!" He said, running towards it with his sonic screwdriver in his hand. Lyra was confused.
"Come on, let's go near danger!" the Doctor said, Lyra following behind, grinning.
The Doctor finally got to near where the potato was and started scanning it with his screwdriver. "Lyra, I need you to get as many people in cover as fast as you can, I'm going to find a way to stop this thing from destroying your nice little town!" He said. Ducking from a broken pipe that nearly hit him in the face, and getting lodged into a wall.
"Alright!" Lyra said as she ran to do what the Doctor said.
"Okay, let's see what you are..." the Doctor said, looking at his screwdriver. "It has pony DNA, along with.... LUA radioactivity? Some traces of chocolate milk, and..... oh my." the Doctor said to no one in particular.
There's a ROBLOXian here in Ponyville? the Doctor thought. I need to find it and bring it home, poor creature's probably scared. It's been a while since the Doctor had seen a ROBLOXian, maybe it's been, like, 500 years or so, but he saw them when they first learned to build. Then there came these "Guests" that ranged usually from a number 1 to 20,000. Thankfully there where only 20,000 out of the 5 million ROBLOXians.
The Doctor knew how to defeat the potato monster.
Twilight was running towards the potato, looking for the guest. She was then stopped by the Doctor. "You there... Twilight Sparkle, am I right? Get over here! Something might crash into you!" He said.
Twilight obeyed and crouched down beside him, just in time, too. Where she once was, a building collapsed and fell over due to the potato that was trying to destroy everything.
Lyra got back to the Doctor because she got as many ponies out of trouble from the potato as she could and she was tired. Oh, how she would like to have a milkshake right now.
"Doctor, I'm back! And hey, Twilight!" Lyra said.
"Right now I don't think it's time to celebrate you two seeing each other, there's a giant potato that's going to kill us all if we don't stop it." The Doctor said, breaking out into laughter. "Oooh, couldn't keep a straight face. It's mad, I tell you!"
"Well, how are we going to stop it?" Twilight asked.
"We need to find the ROBLOXian. Only he or she has the power to delete that potato." He said.
"Oh, you know about them? I was keeping one in my library... I think I'm friends with it!" Twilight said.
"Really? Well, that's convenient." The Doctor said.
"How'd you miss it? It was in her library while Pinkie was hosting that rockin' awesome party!" Lyra said.
"It was in there?!" The Doctor said, facepalming. He didn't know how he could miss something so potentially dangerous.
"What's the ROBLOXian's name?" He asked. "Did you even manage to get the name?"
"Yes, he said it was Guest 8543." Twilight replied.
The Doctor gasped. "A guest? In this town?"
Twilight nodded.
"Oh my. This might be harder than I tho-" He said, being cut off by the guest walking in front of him.
"HIYO!" yelled the guest.
"Hello, would you mind deleting the walking potato that going to kill you all?" the Doctor said.
"I like potatoes." Guest 8543 said, being hit in the head by some debris. The guest, however, wasn't harmed at all.
"That's nice, but the potato might be superior to you if you don't kill it." the Doctor said. He knew that all guests thought highly of themselves, and that they thought they where the boss. Guests will destroy anything that ticks them off if you weren't careful.
"NOTHING IS SUPERIOR TO MEEEE, GET TEH EPIC DUCKS!" the guest said, pulling out a rubber ducky out of nowhere and started to chase after the monster potato.
A guest takes a visit to Equestria.
One Problem after Another
The guest was strutting in it's own blocky fashion as he went to go kill the giant potato that was going to destroy everything.
If there was one thing that the guest hated, it was someone or something being better and more superior to him, causing him to
understand you if you say something among those lines. He gon' kill that bitch.
"Teh. Epic. Duck. Is. Coming." Guest 8543 said. This potato is not superior to him, he gon' show him who da boss. Behind him, the Doctor, Lyra, and Twilight Sparkle where following him.
"So, Twilight, what was life like living with this fascinating creature?" the Doctor asked. It was amazing to him that she
managed to not get her home destroyed in the process of the guest living there.
"Well, it's tough because he.. she.. uh, is really hard to talk to. He speaks stuff that's completely unrelated!" Twilight said.
"That's interesting, but why doesn't he have hands?" Lyra asked.
"Because they don't need them. They can hold things just fine with an electro-magnetic field they emit from their arms. But some of them make it so they look like they have them." the Doctor explained. Lyra didn't quite catch that, but Twilight understood.
"So, they don't need hands like you do? What do they even do in their world?" Twilight asked.
"Their world is... rather odd. They build everything that exists there... they must be a highly advanced race by now." the Doctor replied. Twilight had a look of awe.
"But... that's not possible!" she said.
"It is, they are impossible. I like impossible things." the Doctor said.
Everyone was then silent, as they where closely following the guest to see what he would do to the potato. While they where following him, the Doctor noticed something in the corner of his eye. It looked humanoid, closely resembling a slender man in a ... blue suit? The Doctor turned to look at what that was. But when he looked, the figure was gone.
"Doctor, is something wrong?" Twilight asked.
"Er, yes. I thought I saw something." He said.
"THUR'S A SPAH AROUND HERE!" The guest yelled, startling everyone. Everyone looked at the guest in confusion.
"Uh, what?" Lyra said.
"Don't mind him, he says random things." the Doctor said.
The Doctor and friends finally got to where the potato was.
"1337!" the guest said. "H4X0RZ!"
"Soooo, we uh, just let the guest...." said Lyra, trailing off, watching as the guest ran towards the potato.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH " roared the massive potato, who noticed the guest. The guest, however, didn't give a shit as he jumped on the leg of it and held. The potato then swatted his leg, but the guest got off of it before the muscular hand impacted the leg. The potato then chopped his own leg off as the guest was grinning wickedly.
The giant potato still kept it's balance, though. So, the guest then decided it was time to jump on it's head to bash it's mushy 'tater brains out.
The guest then laughed maniacally as he then started digging into it, while hitting it with his hammer to kill it. All of the ponies around him stared in shock and awe.
"MEEERRROOOOAAAARRRRRRRRGGGH ' shreiked the monster, as it's brain was malfunctioning and dying. The Doctor, and, pretty much everyone there was cringing as the monster gave up and ran toward a swamp, as the guest dug down so far down in it's body he got out from its ass.
A guest takes a visit to Equestria.
You're not you when you're hungry.
It was eerily quiet.
But to break up all the tension of the atmosphere of the current situation, Pinkie Pie popped out of nowhere.
"Hi! What are you, a block monster? A brickling? A ROBLOXian? Ooh! Ooh! I LOVE guessing games, but I can't find a good way to guess all that well. Hey, maybe you can help me? Because that would be great. Oh, yeah! I just realized you're new! That means we will have to throw you a 'welcome-to-ponyville-block-thingy' party! I hope I didn't offend you, because that's not nice! The readers probably are going to skip this whole thing, but I don't care! I know what happens when you die! Have you met my friends? Because friends are what you need in life so you're not lonely! I HAVE TONS of friends! I want to show you them ALL! Will you be my friend?"
There was a short, awkward silence.
The guest just stared at Pinkie, with his never-ending grin.
He breathed in,
as Rainbow Dash tackled him.
"EVERYPONY RUN! THAT THING IS GOING TO KILL US!" Rainbow yelled.
Then it just went insane. All the ponies in the marketplace where running around for no reason in absolute terror.
Several stands where knocked over or crushed because everypony was running for their lives. One minute later,
nopony was there at the marketplace. They where all home.
"I'm not going to let you hurt my friends!" Rainbow Dash yelled in the ROBLOXian's face.
"I don't like that." Guest 8543 said back. "Chill."
"I'm going to take you to Twilight and we'll find out what you are.... thing." Rainbow said as she tied the guest up and carried the now defenseless guest to Twilight's library.
"Hey, Twilight, I'm back!" said Spike, carrying a huge bag of groceries and whatnot in it.
"Get over here! You missed a good part!" Twilight yelled from where she was.
"I don't like that old people show, Twilight." Spike said, as he was walking to where Twilight was.
"Here, have a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry, Twi."
Twilight, as hungry as she was, downed the Snickers.
"Better?"
"Better. What am I doing watching THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS?" Twilight said, now back to her usual old self.
"I don't know, but there is somepony at the door." Spike said.
He was right. There was somepony knocking at the door.
"It's a library! You don't have to knock!" Twilight yelled. Then the door burst open, as Rainbow Dash and an unidentified being crashed in.
"Ow..." Said Rainbow Dash in slight pain from the crash.
"LOLWUT?" yelled the guest, not feeling a thing.
"Uh, Rainbow? What have you brought in here?" Twilight said, confused because she never seen a creature like this. "I don't know, but I thought it was going to hurt everypony!"
In reality, it was going to hurt their homes.
Gilda was flying back to say she was sorry to Rainbow Dash because she wanted to be friends again, as uncool as it sounded.
Little did she know, she was in for a world of annoyance.
Twilight somehow managed to get her 5 closest friends together in less than a minute.
"Girls, we have a... whatever this thing is and we need to message to the Princess!" Twilight said.
"Of course, darling. It's choice of fashion is just HORRID!" Rarity added, dramatically.
Applejack walked up to the guest and said "This here has got some muscles, I tell ya what. Maybe Ah'll get it to work on the farm." Because she wanted a slave, secretly.
After Applejack spoke, Twilight finished speed-writing a letter to the Princess.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I have wrote to you on a serious matter. There is a creature here that has apparently scared the townsfolk to hide in their homes, similar to what happened with Zecora. This creature is somehow made of blocks of some sort and we would like to know if you could help us find out what it is, because I believe it could be potentially dangerous. We would like to hear from you as soon as possible.
Your Faithful Student,
Twilight Sparkle.
"Spike, send a letter to the Princess." "On it!"
Then Spike sent the letter with his flame.
"You should brush your teeth sometime, Spike. Heh." Rainbow Dash said.
"Shuddup, I brush my teeth everyday...."
Princess Celestia was sitting on her royal rump, bored out of her mind.
She had finished her work for today, and she still had some time for herself.
"I wish something exciting would happen." She said as a flying letter hit her in the face, catching her by surprise and caused her to fall over, confused.
She noticed the letter, and opened it.
"Blah blah blah creature? blah blah blah blah come over there as soon as possible? Okay."
Celestia started writing a letter of her own.
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
My faithful student, I'll be there in a few. ;)
Your Mentor,
Princess Celestia
"-so I was like you wanna be my friend and Rainbow Dash was like-"
"Pinkie, in all honesty, be quiet." Spike said. "Okie dokie lokie!"
Twilight was busy studying the ROBLOXian, as the guest was studying the room.
This room was fit for his highness in all of society. It needed less, though.
Guest 8543 pulled out his hammer, and got rid of a lamp by touching it with his hammer.
Everypony just stared at him.Twilight was thinking to herself, What? Could this be another sentient, magical, being?!
"Whoah... how'd it do that?" Rainbow said.
"JUST WHERE did it get a HAMMER?!" Twilight said, voice raised just by a little.