Chapters Our Adventures and Mis-Adventures in Equestria
[K]=Kevin/Suicide's POV
[M]=My/Fatman's POV
Prologue: [M]
"So you leaving tomorrow huh Suicide?" "Yeh, kinda sucks but Ya know only paid to stay a week" ....Nods.... "So Suicide what should we do on your last day here" "I dunno.....WAIT, We should totally go drinking" *Four hours and ..... Celestia knows how many drinks later* "H.Hheyy llettsss go for a walk yah." *all i get is a grunt in response* "Dude where are we going." *le Grunt a la suicide* "TO THE WOODS IT IS THEN, ALLONS-Y"
*I lost track of how many hours we were out here, and I've sobered up some suicide on the other hand who doesn't know the meaning of the word moderation, has drunk himself into quite a stupor.....dumbass* "SOOOO.... where the fuck are we and why did i think this was a good idea?" "*grunt* I..II'm gonna sit here Fatman" "Well while you do that I'm gonna try to find a way outta here k?" *grunt* *facepalm a la Fatman*
Several minutes later....... "All right dude I'm back." .....is he asleep.... I think to myself. ..........OBNOXIOUS SNORING LIKE A BOSS...... "yep he's asleep, well guess were camping here tonight." So i sit down on a tree, and watch the stars.... and soon enough the peaceful bliss of sleep takes over me.
".......Gah.....Where am I?" I say as I look around to catch my bearings, and notice that everything's a bit more colorful than it was the previous night (not exactly the best for a hangover), ......I just remembered the walk in the woods, getting lost, and us passing out....well mainly Suicide passing out....., but why do the trees look differe..... O SHIT SUICIDE... whew there he is. "Suicide get up fucker!"..... "but i dun wanna go to school" *facepalm* "GET UP!!" I end yelling out of annoyance as i toss a rock at his head .....i think it was a rock..... *snort* "Wuh-where are we," said suicide obviously still drowsy, "Dude get the fuck up we passed out in the woods on the way back to the house" "Hey! Quit screaming asshole!" apparently he thinks I'm screaming, "That's not screaming, THIS IS SCREAMING, NOW GET THE HELL UP AND HELP ME LOOK AROUND!" that oughtta show him.
(After a few minutes of trekking through the woods) "DUDE." .....argh, what now "What's up Suicide?" "Dude we need to get back to the house, so I don't miss my..... *OOF*, dude what the fuck, why did you sto....." "LOOOOOKKK." I say in sheer awe, "DUDE Fatman, do you see what i see?" ".......yuh....." "You know where we are right Fatman" ".....yuh...." "Are you ok?" ".....yuh......" "*facepalm* Yep he's broken" says suicide as he drags my sorry ass back to our tree. (EPIC BATMAN TRANSITION Back at the tree) "Fatman are we really in equestria" " .....yuh....." "....... *pulls random bucket of water out of nowhere* .......What the hell, where the hell did that come from?" Suicide says with a shrug "Oh well" *le splash* "SNAP OUT OF IT!" "Dude we're in equestria" I say nonchalant just realizing i am now soaking wet and freezing my balls off. "SOOOO.... Fatman what the hell we gonna do now." "I don't know about you but i'm gonna go find and hug the hell outta Fluttershy." "Dude not yet, I don't think we should introduce ourselves yet, cause we don't know how they'll react." "Good point" 'for once'.
[K]
"I say we make us a camp here for now" I suggest "You do that I'm goin to find something edible and gather some supplies" Fatman says as his stomach rumbles. "Aight just be careful and don't be seen by any one (or pony?)" I say with a chuckle 'after all Fatman isn't called 'fat'man cause he isn't fat *snicker*' "I'll be back soon, Bear Grylls ain't got shit on me." Fatman says walking off into the woods. I laugh getting to work on a campsite 'He sure hates that guy' I look around getting a feel for the surrounding area and I notice a HUGE hollowed out log. Thinking back to all the survival shows I've watched over the years the one thing they always say is look for a natural shelter. "This might work" I say looking inside, "Me and Fatman should be able to fit in here comfortably. Just need to seal off one end to keep out the wind and we got us a liveable log." I say to myself with a chuckle. "I guess that's all that's left to do is wait for Fatman to get back with some grub" I say sitting down against a tree and dozing off.
[M]
"Hmm.. I wonder what's edible around here" I think out loud to myself as I spot some delectable looking berries on a bush a few feet away from me. Throwing caution to the wind, and letting my stomach take over, I pick a few of the berries and eat them. "O. MY. GOD. these are the best tasting berries I've ever tasted."(If you're wondering they tasted like a mix between dragon fruit, and pomegranate), so i grab the whole bush, of course not after nicking my self on a fallen branch. "SSSS......AAAAHHHHH........SSSSS.......AAAAHHHH. " 'somewhere in the back of my mind I picture Suicide laughing his ass off at my fail.' I eventually get back up and start walking down a set direction rubbing my leg. About a few minutes of walking and some bitching about the pain in my leg, I notice that it had stopped bleeding but alas it's still open 'gonna need to cover that up later.' "OOF, What the fuck?" .....'now what the fuck did i walk into......OOOHHH.' "NO FRIGGIN' WAY, DUD.... O wait he's not here *facepalm* well at least we'll have something to eat that I don't think will kill us." towering before me was a peach tree full of perfectly ripe peaches. 'Well that's convenient .....OOF.... i guess that's even more convenient' I think as a peach falls out of the tree and bounces off my head and into my hand. "HOOT HOOT" 'hmm.... guess i should be getting back to camp now.' "Guess I should grab a few of them...... now which way was camp again?" *EPIC SNORING* "Eeyup, that way."
[K]
'Was talking to some of my brony friends about me being a brony and how much I LOVED MLP FiM and how awesome it would be to visit Equestria.' When all of a sudden it feels like a mac truck just hit me. I wake up and yell "DA HELL WAS THAT" not realizing Fatman had just tripped over me in the near pitch darkness. "What the hell fatty watch who your stepping on" I say somewhat irritated."Oh hey Suicide didn't see you there." Fatman says with a chuckle. "I was wondering what the fuck I tripped over." "Yea that would be me, thanks very much dick" I say still pissed. "You find anything to eat out there?" I asked with a rumbling stomach. "Yea I found these tasty berries and a peach tree i ran into." He responded "HAHA you ran into a tre...dude what did you do to your leg that looks nasty." I say somewhat concerned "Nah ain't that bad I'll be fine" he says with a smirk. "You should at least get it covered, don't want it to get infected, that would suck ass and hurt like hell" I say with a cringe. "Here use my hoodie it's too warm here for a sweatshirt anyways" I say throwing my sweatshirt to him, and he proceeds to wrap up the cut on his leg. "Need to find some water tomorrow and get that cleaned up good". I say with a mouthfull of berries. "Cha I know right" he responds biting into a peach. "Well I'm full, gonna try to get a fire goin to keep the critters away for the night" I say as I gather up some firewood. "Good idea, don't want a pack of timberwolves attacking us while we sleep." Fatman says as he picks up some firewood "That should be enough wood for now, you got a lighter dude?" I ask throwing the firewood on the ground. "Sure do" Fatman says pulling a lighter out of his pocket and tossing to me. Not long ofter a roaring fire was burning and I was starting to get tired. "Well I think its time for some sleep, we can work on this more tomorrow" "Agreed" Fatman says with a yawn.
[K]
*YAWN* 'gah that was a horrible ass sleep' I think to myself as I start to stir awake, and notice something is a miss. I sit there for a few minutes trying to wake up and thinking about what exactly looks wrong with this picture. "I'm gonna kill him when I find him." I say stumbling out of the log we decided to sleep in. I look around to notice something moving in the brush, so like a dumbass I go investigate 'Why am I going over here, could be anything over here ready to eat my dumbass' I very carefully fall through the brush to find suicide jumping at the peach tree, and making a complete idiot outta himself in the process. Suicide notices me and says "Well good morning there Princess how was your sleep," in which I respond/yawn back to him "Yeah, hardy har har smartass." "Well, I thought I would take the liberty of finding us some breakfast." he says with a grin. "You need some help with that shortstop" *trollface.jpg* "Yeh sure all I need you to do is jump once or twice and they should come raining down" ........ "touche" which I reply as I walk over and kick the tree once, but to no avail (I have failed the apple family) "Good job, Fatman, How's that working out for ya?" Suicide chuckles at me. "Pretty good, except my pride and my foot are a little hurt now" I say while rocking back and forth on the ground.
After a well needed breakfast of berries and peaches I look around and for once I feel somewhat relaxed. "So what now?" I hear Fatman ask with a sigh. "Dunno, think we should scout around a little more and see whats around" I reply "Maybe we should go look to see where the ponies are, ya know so we know where to avoid." Fatman says 'Oh hes so full of shit he stinks' "No you wanna just see a pony, not that I can blame you I do too, just don't know if it's a good idea," I reply "what if they see us?" "But I wanna see a pony now" Fatman says doing his best Applebloom impression *Sigh* "Fine but we needa be covert about it, got it?" I say trying to sound smart. "KAY Mr. Ninja" Fatman says with excitement and a hint of sarcasm. "Shall we get goin then Mr. Ninja?" "Yea yea" I reply rolling my eyes. "Lets get goin". I start looking around for a decent walking stick, trying to find one thats just right. "What the hell are you doing?" I hear Fatman ask impatiently. "I'm looking for a walking stick, my ankle is bad and I don't need to hurt it walking through these damn woods." I reply somewhat irritated. "AHA found one, alrighty then shall we get moving." As we trek off into the woods.
[M]
So an hour of trekking through the woods, and getting to know our surroundin...... ok I lied we are totally fucking lost. "Fatman I think we are lost" Suicide says with a hint of concern. "Nah I got dis, remember Bear Grylls ain't got a damn thing on me" I say a little to overconfident. "Whatever ya say dude, I'm not gonna argue" He replies obviously not convinced, "Just get us either back to camp or the hell out of these woods." "Dude chill out Suicide I'm positive I know what the hell I'm doing" Now starting to get frustrated myself. We carry on going back and forth with each other about different shit when I feel a slight burning in my leg, and feeling of wetness running down my leg. "God-damnit" I yell, "What?" he responds pausing our little argument, "My friggin' leg is starting to bleed again." I yell a little to loudly from irritation. "Dude shut the hell up with that yelling, someone is gonna hear us." Suicide says starting to get irritated with me. In which I start yelling and hollering even louder about it, (That's one of the things I hate is someone telling me what to do when I'm pissed off) and I start carrying on about how I don't give and fuck about being found. "Dude Fatman, seriously shut the hell up." I turn around to give him the stank-eye, when we both pause when we hear a very light whimper. "Duh, Fatman what was that?" "Uh-Oh" I say turning slowly, and right there cowering in front of me is my favorite yellow coated, pink maned, shy pegasus, Fluttershy. My first thought was somewhere between SQUEE and a D'awww, but all that managed to come out was a "uhuhuh, I love you" then I remember nothing but blackness.
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Our Adventures and Mis-Adventures in Equestria
chapter 1: Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites (lol bad reference)
[K]=Kevin/Suicide's POV
[M]=My/Fatman's POV
[K]
So here I am sitting in Fluttershy's house, my best friend is passed out on her couch with a bloody leg and I'm trying to contain my inner brony as she tends to his injuries. "So you said your name was Fluttershy right?" I ask obviously pretending not to know. "Yes" she says in a tone barely above a whisper. "Nice to meet you my name is Kevin, everyone knows me as Suicide though." "Nice to meet you Kevin." She says goin' about tending to Fatman's wounds. Its almost tear jerking how motherly she can be even to a complete stranger and what would seem like an alien species none the less. "I gotta warn ya when Fatman finally wakes up he might act a bit......strange..." I say wanting to warn Fluttershy of the upcoming bear hug that I knew was imminent. It was then I noticed the satanic Angel bunny staring at me from across the room. "Who's that lil guy" I ask, "Oh that's Angel bunny" she replies with a grin. "Oh, he seems...nice...." I say scared that I was about to get my ass kicked by a bunny. I was so occupied having a staring contest with angel that I almost didn't notice Fatman starting to stir. "Looks like sleeping beauty is coming to." I say with a smirk. "Who's sleeping beauty?" I hear Fluttershy ask somewhat confused. I chuckle "I'll explain later."
[M]
I awake from the most restful slumber I have had since we go to Equestria. Opening my eyes I notice something......'I'm not in the woods anymore' I'm in a quaint little house filled with animal houses and feed bags. "Well hey there sleepy-head welcome back to reality." I hear Suicide say with a hint of sarcasm........then I heard the most adorable squeak EVAR! I slowly pivot my head to the left and right there is no other than my favorite poneh Fluttershy :3. I notice she is treating the wound on my leg and in the process I'm trying my best to not fan-boy squeal and hug her to death, 'I'll have to thank her later for this somehow.' "Hi there, I'm Matthew, but people call me Fatman." I say still trying my damnedest to hold back a SQUEE. "H-hi-- I'm Fluttersh......" "I'm Sorry I didn't quite catch that hun" ......and then with the most adorable face and squeak ever she goes "I'm Fluttershy" '........YUP Suicide and I died from alcohol poisoning and went to heaven.' I think to myself, not noticing that I spaced out in deep thought. I didn't snap out of it until I heard Suicide go "Dude you ok, you seem kinda lost there?" In which I respond, "I'm.....I've....YEAH." But of course my stomach isn't speechless, it decided to say *RAWR*, and scared the hell outta Fluttershy in which she proceeded to hide behind her chair that had her medical supplies. So Fluttershy, Suicide are ya'll hungry?"
[K]
"Nah I'm alright" I say as my stomach rumbles "Heh guess I am kinda hungry." "That peach tree isnt far off I'll go pick us a few" Fatman offers. "Oh no I couldn't possibly let you do that with your injuries," Fluttershy pipes in "I don't mind fixing us something to eat." "Oh we don't want to impose." I say being my typical self. "Oh I don't mind really," Fluttershy says with a small smile, "having the company is nice". "Well if you insist I can't very well say no." I say with a gentle smile as Fluttershy walks off to get the food. "You want some help Fluttershy?" Fatman asks cause we all know how fat guys like to cook. (No offense or anything...)Fatman gets up and walks out to the kitchen to help Fluttershy prepare our food leaving me alone with the demon bunny. 'Oh this is gonna be fun' I think to myself as I see Angel start hopping towards me. 'Oh Celestia have mercy on my soul'
[M]
Fluttershy and I were in the kitchen, making sandwiches (like a boss), when we hear a loud crash coming from the living area. Her and I look at each other and proceed to investigate what happened, and then here comes Angel bunny hopping into the kitchen looking all innocent and adorable. When Fluttershy pipes up "What was that ...loud noise?" "I'm not sure, but I have a pretty good idea of what it was." I say back to her. We walk into the living room and I notice and a table knocked over as well as a lamp shattered on the floor. Using my superb hearing and detective skills, I hear a slight whimper coming from the corner of the room. There sitting in the fetal position is a scared shitless Suicide rocking back and forth, and sucking on his thumb, and I think muttering something about a demon bunny, and asking God to help him. "BAHAHA Dude, what the heck happened to you?" I ask with maybe a hint of concern. .......no response....... "HELLO!" *SMACK* "Suicide snap out of it" I say to him. "Dude Fatman I saw my life flash before my eyes, that bunny is freaking possessed." he whispers to me not wanting to offend Fluttershy I'm sure.... or so the demon rabbit doesn't hear him. "Well whatever dude, the food is done anyway." I say to him "Oh SHWWEEETT!" he says a little to loudly getting a jump outta Fluttershy. "Oh sorry, Fluttershy." she merely just nods in return.
"So thank you Fluttershy for the food, it was delicious." I say thanking her for the food (yay redundant statement is redundant) "Oh it's no problem, I really like helping anypony I can." she says with a heart stopping smile (HHNNNGGG). "So Suicide, do you think we should be getting back to our log?" I ask not really wanting to leave. "Yeah dude, it is getting kinda late, and we don't really want to be anymore of a bother than we have been." Suicide says feeling the same as me. "Oh no I couldn't possibly let you both go out into that cold, scary forest especially with that cut on Matthew's leg." she offers to us. "We couldn't possibly stay here especially after all the things you've done for us." Suicide says not wanting to impose. "Oh no, I insist you both must stay and let me help at least until his wounds are healed." 'O god is she....... O GOD SHE IS, Suicide look away now, shit too late' she starts giving us THE STARE. "Yes Fluttershy we'd love to stay." I say "Good I have a guest room upstairs and the other can sleep on the couch." she says using her hoof to point to the stairs. "Oh ok thank you again, Fluttershy." I respond sincerely. "Y...Yeah thank you Fluttershy." Suicide says I think still in shock. "Well boys I"m going to go to bed c'mon Angel bunny." "Ok good night Fluttershy." We both say back to her. After she gets out of ear range I say "Whelp I didn't want to sleep tonight, how about you?" ......once again no response..... I look over and see Suicide asleep on the couch, 'Hmm.... guess that stare took it out of him' I think to myself as I make my way to the guest bedroom to get some sleep.
[K]
I start to wake up from a very nice rest to see the satanic Angel bunny sitting on my chest staring at me. 'Waaahhhhhh why me' I think to myself. Then like an angel sent from heaven i hear Fluttershy call Angel bunny, "Angel bunny time for breakfast" he gives me one more evil look then hops off to get his breakfast. I let out a sigh of relief then proceed to get up and stretch. "I needed a good nights rest" I say to myself realizing i hadn't had one since arriving in Equestria. "Good morning Kevin," i hear Fluttershy say "sleep well?" " Top of the morning Fluttershy, i slept very well thank you." I say with a warming smile. "That's good" she says returning a smile. "Is Matt still sleeping?" i ask not seeing him around "Yea he must have been tired" Fluttershy answered. "Heh that's just Matt, only guy i know that can sleep for 24+ hours." "Lets give him a little while longer then we can get him up." I suggest. "Get who up?" I hear Fatman ask dragging himself down the stairs. "Your mom" I say sarcastically "Who do you think genius". We make our way out to the kitchen to find Fluttershy had made us both breakfast. "Looks delicious" we both say trying no to drool everywhere. "You guys shouldn't talk to each other the way you do," Fluttershy says to both of us "friends don't talk like that to each other." "Your probably right, we've done it for so long its going to be a hard habit to break" Fatman says "Why's that?" Fluttershy asks with some confusion. "I'll explain it but it's going to take awhile, lets go in the living room and Suicide and I will explain it the best way we can.
[M]
"So are you ready for this, Fluttershy, cause not all that you are about to hear will be the most pleasant." I ask to make sure she is really ready for this. "Y....Yes I'm ready." "Well here goes nothing." I say thinking of where to start. "Kevin and I are from a world called Earth, it's a place that's beautiful, and full of things we still don't know about." I say looking over to Suicide. "Yes, but there are also untold horrors, people killing each other over the most senseless things, sicknesses that decimate entire villages, wars that are fought over petty things such as religion and the color of a fellow persons skin." he says looking down some. Fluttershy cringes at what Suicide says apparently not able to imagine such things that we deal with everyday. "I'm sorry if what I said scared you, but everything that we said is true." he says trying to calm Fluttershy, who looks like she is having a panic attack. I move over to try to comfort her but she pulls away from me and looks at us with complete fear in her eyes, "Do not worry Fluttershy, we would never harm a living being intentionally I promise you that." I say looking at her with an expression that I'm sure is helping her calm down. "Shall we continue then?" I say to her seeing that she has visibly relaxed some. "I can't imagine coming from a world as horrible sounding as that, coming here must have been a blessing for the both of you." she says to us tears starting to form in her eyes. I respond to her "Yes and No."...... "What do you mean?" she asked looking bewildered at my statement. "I say that Fluttershy because either way you look at Earth, it's still our home and where all of our family reside, but aside from that this place is a huge blessing, you have no idea what people in our world would do to go to such a peaceful looking place as this." "Oh ok, I still find it hard to imagine the things you've both said about your world." she says to us seeming to have a bit more of an understanding about us than before. "And as for the way we both act towards each other sometimes, is actually completely for us." "But why?" she asks looking confused again. "Because that's the way we show affection towards each other." I say getting an even more confused look out of Fluttershy. "It's complicated" I say to her with a smile. "So before we end this off Fluttershy, do you know of anyone that could figure out how we got here cause it's still a mystery to us." "Oh yes, I can get my friend Twilight to come over and see if she has any solution to your problem." "eh....hehe.... Yeh a problem." I say not really wanting to correct her.
[K]
After our little discussion with Fluttershy I told her I needed some time to myself and that i was gonna go take a walk and that i would be back soon. "Why don't you and Matt get to know each other I'll be back before you know it, i just need some air." "Oh ok, just be careful and we will see you in a bit." Fluttershy says as i walk outside "Don't worry about me I'm tougher than I look." I reply with a smile as I close the door and walk towards the woods. "Such a sweet pony that Fluttershy is, maybe we shouldn't have told her all that," I say to myself second guessing our choice to explain to her were we came from "no she deserved to know and she said she could handle it." I continue to wander through the woods thinking about Fluttershy's reaction to what we told her. "Hope she doesn't think badly about us," I say to myself as i start to worry again "we did tell her we were harmless and wouldn't dare hurt her or anything else here." As I start getting all worked up I stop paying attention to where I'm walking when out of the blue *BAM* I run into something...or somepony. "Ugh what did i run into?" I say rubbing my head and trying to clear my eyes to look around. And sitting on the ground right there in front of me is the famous purple unicorn Twilight Sparkle, looking both shocked and confused at what she is seeing standing before her. "You must be Twilight" I say again pretending like i don't know who she is "Correct and who or what are you?" she asks still very much in shock, "and how do you know my name" Trying to contain every brony urge to gush. "My name is Kevin, I'm from a world called Earth," I reply "Fluttershy told us you would be coming." " Us...? there's more of you?" he says looking even more surprised, "Yes Matthew is back at Fluttershy's, I was just out clearing my mind before you got here," I say "It's starting to get dark why don't we head back to Fluttershy's and we will fill you in with the details." "Yes lets" she says still looking a bit surprised and shocked.
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Our Adventures and Mis-Adventures in Equestria
chapter 2: Meeting Ponyville and the Gang Pt.1
[K] = Kevin
[M] = Me
[M]
OMG I'm so bored, she has been quiet the whole time Suicide has been gone. This awkward silence is starting to get unbearable, let's see if I can get a nice conversation going. "Nice day today huh Fluttershy?" I say blushing awkwardly. "Y..Yeh I guess so." she responds back probably feeling just as awkward as me. 'Well shit that didn't work,' I think to myself 'Dammit Suicide where the hell are you at, I can only stand so much cuteness at a time.' "Hmm... I wonder what's taking Kevin so long?" I say to myself. "It's already been a few hours." I say out loud starting to get somewhat irritable. 'I bet his stupid ass fell down and got hurt or something.' I think to myself with a chuckle. Then I hear Fluttershy pipe in with "Well he did say he had to clear his head of a few things." she says back to my previous comment. "Eh, I don't think it should've taken that long, his brain isn't that big yah know?" I say jokingly. "What did I say about that mister?" 'O god not the stare please not the stare'...... "KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK" I hear Suicide say obnoxiously 'THANK GOD!!' "I should go get that." I say walking backwards, never breaking eye contact. "Dude Kevin, what took you so long?" I ask thankful that he saved me from the STARE. "OH, Yah know walking, thinking, tripping over ponies Etc. Yah know normal stuff." He says with sarcasm while moving out of the way to reveal a shocked looking Twilight Sparkle. "SQUEE!" I squeak not realizing it was out loud. "......I mean Hi." I say as I look over to Suicide who is doing a facepalm/head-shake combo.
[K]
'Wow Fatman just wow' I think to myself while trying not to laugh. "Well Twilight I'd like to introduce you to Matt aka Fatman" I say as I hear another squee come from Fatman. *Facepalm* "Anyways," I say trying to change the subject "Fluttershy says you might know how we ended up here Twilight" "Well," she says "I have an idea of how it happened" she says going into greater detail "do you have some form of magic in your world?' she asks. "No" Fatman and I say in unison. "Oh" she says "You two may have stumbled onto some kind of rift between the worlds" she says sounding almost excited "I've been studying a phenomenon that occurred here a few weeks ago, a couple ponies disappeared." she explains almost obsessing over it 'wow shes kinda cute when she gets goin on something' I think to myself with a smirk "Well that's just dandy" I hear fatman say with a mix of confusion and happiness. "So is there any way for us to get back?" I ask 'As if we really wanna go back' I think to myself not wanted to tell them yet. "Well at this point no," Twilight says to us "I'll get to work immediately on a way to open the rift again." she says determined not to fail us. 'Gosh she's adorkable' (yea i said it, problem?) I think to myself blushing some. "Until then you two will just have to live amongst us ponies" Twilight says 'FUCK YEA this is best day ever' I think to myself as I start to lose control of my inner brony. "Shouldn't be that bad as long as the others know what to expect from us." I say gaining my composer "We could always find work if need be" I say as Fatman leans over and whispers "Dude this might be such a bad thing" I smile and whisper back "Never said it was a bad thing now did I"
[M]
After Suicide and I's little secret brony freakout, I had so many questions reeling through my mind. 'How long would this take, What will we do while we're here, I'm hungry when's dinner?' "So Twilight any idea as too when you can have that rift up?" I ask wondering if she has an estimate. "I don't mean to sound pushy or anything I just don't want it to be a surprise when it does happen." Then Suicide pops in "Yeah I'm not really in any rush to go back." "Well I don't really know, rifts are..... shifty." Twilight says showing a bit of uncertainty. ".....What?" We both ask simultaneously (again, WTF?). "I haven't really had a reason to study rifts as much as I would've liked to but, what I mean is they're a very rare occurrence because one second they can be here and then the next second they can be far gone to another planet or another dimension even." ......."YEH, what she said." I say still somewhat confused as my brain tries to process all of the big words. Then I look over to Suicide and he is making the best face I have ever seen, It was like a mix between holy shit what is that, and what the fuck did she just say? face. IT. WAS. GLORIOUS. "Ummm..... are you boys ok?" Fluttershy asks out of concern, after all we both looked like we just fought with a stroke and got our asses kicked. "YEH, I think I understand all of that." Suicide says obviously lying. "Well good, I shall now be on my way to get started on daunting task," Twilight says apparently ready to get started "You boys should get out and meet the others, you know so they can 'try' to get used to you." then Fluttershy says to us with the 'STARE' "And be sure that you boys are on your best behavior, none of that bad mouthing each other in front of the other ponies at least." ..... "Yes, Ma'am." Both of us say simultaneously (dude we have to stop doing that). "Good, now then let's fix dinner and get some sleep, you both can meet everypony tomorrow." Fluttershy says softening up a bit. "Sounds good I am getting kinda sleepy, heheh." Suicide says recovering from the 'STARE'.
Author's Note: Sorry that this one is so short we hopefully will make the next chapter a bit longer than the previous ones. no promises though :3.
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Our Adventures and Mis-Adventures in Equestria
Chapter 3: Meeting Ponyville and the Gang pt.2
[K] = Kevin
[M] = Me
[K]
'I didn't sleep for crap last night, too excited about today' I think to myself yawning "FATMAN LETS GO ALREADY" I yell impatiently "How the hell it takes you 45 minutes to get the hell up." "What's all the yelling about" I hear the sweetest voice say. "I...I..." I managed to squeeze out while turning to see a an angry Fluttershy glaring at me, and not that im going to kill you mad, that mad your mom uses that says "You are in big trouble mister" "I...I....I.......uhh Yea c'mon Matt your missing a beautiful day" I say trying to dig myself out of the grave I've dug for myself. Ah who am i kidding "Sorry Fluttershy, I tend to get a little cranky in the morning, it won't happen again" I say on the verge of tears. "It's alright just control that temper of yours." she says with a motherly tone. "Yes ma'am" I reply realizing I missed my mom. Then I notice Fatman has witnessed this whole event and has his face buried in a pillow trying to hide his laughter. 'Yea laugh it up chuckles. pay back is a bitch' I think to myself. "Well Matt i think we should get going, we got a long day ahead of us" I say getting back on track. "Yea lets hit it" I hear him say in his typical tone. "You better not be hitting things" Fluttershy says as she glares at us "Oh no its just figure of speech, we aren't actually going to hit anything I promise." Fatman says quickly trying to defuse the potentially bad situation. "Oh alrighty then you boys have fun then." She says shooting us both a smile that would melt the heart of the hardest man on earth. (HHNNNGGGG)
[M]
"BWAHAHAH, Dude Suicide you got in trouble." I say to him in a mocking tone. "Yeah I did" he responds to me not giving the reaction I wanted. "Fluttershy is freakin' scary dude." "Yah I know right, well lets just get to town and explore before we have to meet the others." I say to him excited about what today has in store for us. "So Fatman, who should we go meet first?" 'hmm... he has a point.' I think to myself "I don't know, its kinda hard to choose considering they're all epic as hell." "Well Fatman I kinda wanna go meet Applejack, think we should head over there?" He says excitedly. "Sure let's go, it's a bit of a walk but, eh we should be fine." I say "Yeh you need the exercise anyway." he says trying to be an ass. I think for a few seconds of something snarky to say "Eh, I got nothing." I say nonchalantly "Well that's no fun." Suicide says disappointed. (A FEW MINUTES LATER) "WOOOW... Dude Suicide this town is so much more colorful in reality." I say in awe at the sheer awesomeness that is this town. I look over to Suicide who is about as broke as I was when we first got here. SOOO I slap him in the back of the head. "Snap out of it fool." I say "Huh? What? Yeh. I knew that?" he says completely clueless. "All right lets get moving, before it gets too late yah know?" I say still taking in all the awesome around me. After some of our signature shenanigans, we start walking again and I can't help but still stare at all the brilliantly buildings and houses of Ponyville. 'Damn I didn't know yellow could get any brighter.' I think to myself passing a bright pastel yellow colored house made out nothing more than wood, and what looks like hay for the roof. When suddenly I hear something that almost made me squee with delight. "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS MONSTER SLAYERS! YAY!!!" 'O Suicide is gonna love this.' I think to myself as were attacked by the most adorable fillies in Equestria.
[K]
"I think i just died a little" I say as I get tackled by Scootaloo and Applebloom. "TAKE THAT" they yell in unison (DAWWWW). I can't even bring myself to break my fall in hope of savoring this moment just a little longer. "Ok now girls lets leave him alone I think he got the point" Fatman says trying to save me from a cuteness overload. "But we have to vanquish you monsters so we can get our monster slayer cutie marks" Sweetie Belle pipes up "We aren't monsters though" I say "Awww so much for that idea" Scootaloo says disappointed. 'Great now I feel bad I just ruined her dreams' I think to myself with disgust "So what are your names?" I ask again pretending to be clueless "Ah'm Applebloom", "And I'm Scootaloo", "I'm Sweetie Belle" '.....wait for it.....' "AND TOGETHER WE ARE THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS" they yell once again in unison. 'Yep' I think to myself not knowing what else to think or say. "Well its nice to meet you, I'm Kevin and this is Matt, we're new in town." I say containing another urge to fanboy squee. "Kevin and I we're on our way to meet the farmers on the outskirts of town" Fatman says "Oh, really? Me an' the girls can show ya the way, an' ya can meet mah sister Applejack an' mah brother Big Mac." Applebloom says with nods from the other two. "Yea we can get our tour guide cutie marks!" Scootaloo says with excitement. "We'd love for you to be our tour guides through Ponyville" I say containing even more excitement. 'Getting a tour around Ponyville by the CmC OMGOMGOMG' I think to myself. "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS TOUR GUIDES YAY!!!!!!" they yell before leading us towards Sweet Apple Acres. 'My ears they bleed, sooo worth it' I think with a smile.
[M]
"Dude Suicide this has got to be the best day ever." I say to Suicide with a huge grin. "Dude Fatman you said that yesterday, but I agree, cause we are being lead around by the CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!" he says with a grin that I'm sure if it got any bigger he would eat his own face. "So, where did you two come from?" Sweetie Belle asks with an curious look on her face, "I don't think I have seen anything like you around here." "To be honest Sweetie Belle, we're from a different world." Suicide says to her. Then we both hear Applebloom and Scootaloo ask "Well how did you both get here?" (how they do that in unison I'll never know) "We both don't really know girls we were both in the woods on our world, got lost and then fell asleep, when we woke up we were in Equestria." I say to them hoping they won't ask anymore questions. "So girls, how far are we from the farm?" Suicide asks the girls in an effort to change the subject. "Um..... Dude we're already here." I say wondering how we got here so fast (MAGIC). "Ya'll wait right here, Ah'm gonna go see if'n ah can find mah big sister." Applebloom says with that adorable accent. "Okie Dokie." I say waiting patiently for her to return. "So what exactly are you guys?" I hear Scootaloo ask us. "We're Humans Scootaloo, we aren't from this world, much like we explained earlier." I say back to her before hearing Applebloom returning with Applejack. "Hey there you must be Applejack." Suicide says wanting to shake hands (Hooves?). But rather than shaking his hands, she turns around and bucks him (giggity) in the 'boys' and only manages to get out an *GRUNT* before falling on the ground and Applejack yelling "GET AWAY FROM THEM THINGS GIRLS." Before charging at me and trying to buck me (heheh all right) in the same spot, but using my epic ninja reflexes I dodge it. "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA THERE!" I yell at her "WE'RE BOTH COMPLETELY HARMLESS!" she looks at me for a second before saying "How can ah trust ya?" "Well, miss Applejack, we aren't fighting back, shouldn't that prove something?" I say trying to calm her down. "And besides you can speak to Fluttershy and Twilight if you don't believe us." I say a matter of factly. "Wait, you know Twilight and Fluttershy?" she asks starting to look calmer. "Well ah'm mighty sorry, ah just get ah bit protective of the little ones." "I completely understand I would protect them with my life." I say back to her sincerely. "So is he gonna be okay?" she asks looking over to Suicide who is still writhing in pain on the ground. "Eh, He'll be fine." I say with a chuckle 'eeyup, that's gonna come back on me later.'
[K]
After recovering from the cheap shot I took from Applejack I introduce myself again careful not to spook her again 'Don't think my boys can take another shot like that' I think with a cringe. "Names Kevin, I think you've met Matt already" I say already forgiving her for kicking me full force in the nads. "Nice ta meet ya Kevin names Applejack" she says reaching out to shake my hand "Ah'm mighty sorry for kicking ya back there" "It's cool I hadn't planned on having kids for awhile anyways" I say jokingly "Ah didn't realize ah hit ya there ah'm awfully sorry" she says blushing. "Nah really its cool, you were trying to protect the girls, anyone woulda reacted like that" I say in an understanding tone. "Here let me show ya'll around the farm" she says motioning us to follow. "Sounds like fun" Fatman and I say as we proceed to follow her. "This here is are apple orchard, it's where we grow the best apples in Equestria, and ship them all around equestria tah be eatin' or made in assorted apple treats." she says handing us each a fresh apple. "Over there is the barn where we store apples we buck durin apple buckin season" she says pointing at a giant red barn off in the distance. "And this is the farm house where Big Mac, Applebloom, Granny Smith and ah live." she says stopping in front of the house. "What would ya'll say to some lunch ahm sure Granny and Big Mac wouldn't mind the company." she says "Its the least ah could do after the way ah greeted ya'll" "Sure I could use some lunch" Fatman says holding his gut. 'Typical fat guy can't go a few hours without eating' I think to myself with a silent laugh. "Lunch sounds great Applejack." I say with a smile. "Right then follow me and ah'll show ya to the table" she says waving us into the house. "Bringen home guests Applejack?" "Yep some newcomers to Equestria Big Mac" Applejack replys "This is Matt and Kevin, give em a good ol' Apple family welcome ya hear" "Eeyup" Big Mac replies "Welcome to Equestria boys" "Why dont ya two take a seat and ah'll go get Granny Smith" Applejack says walking off into another room. "You guys better eat fast we got a tour guide cutie mark to get" I hear Scootaloo say. "Heh trust me we won't let anyone else give us a tour of Ponyville." I say smiling at her. "That cutie mark is as good as ours" she says smiling and walking back outside.
[M]
'God, those silly fillies will do anything to get their cutie mark.' I think to myself with a silent chuckle. "So Applejack we've met you, Fluttershy, and Twilight. Who would you recommend we meet next?" I ask her, "Well Ah reckon Ah wouldn't know, considering Rarity is probably busy with her frilly fru-fru dresses, and Rainbow Dash is probably either doing tricks or asleep somewhere, and Ah don't think ya'll would be ready tah meet Pinkie Pie she can be ah bit overwhelmin'." she says thinking to herself. "Well I'd really love to meet Rainbow Dash, she sounds awesome." Suicide pipes in. "Yeh, I think it would be cool to meet her also, from what I've heard she's the coolest of the cool." I say hoping she isn't around (she already has a big enough ego). "You bet your flank I'm the coolest of the cool, I am the Fastest Flier in Equestria." We hear the most epic voice ever say as the one and only Rainbow Dash walks through the door. Suicide and I both turn around and see her instantly awestruck, "What the hay are you guys?" she asks trying to size us up. "Well I am Matthew and this fellow next to me is Kevin, it's nice to meet you Ms. Dash." I say politely introducing ourselves. "Likewise, but that still doesn't answer my question as to what you both are?" she asks still puzzled. "We are, if you could not tell not from this world, or maybe even if this dimension, we are what is called a human being on our planet known as Earth." I explain to her. ".....huh?" she asks looking even more confused than before. "We aren't from this world." I say putting it in layman's terms. "Oh, well whatever you say, well I gotta go it was nice meeting you both." she says flying off. After she flew off I turned to see why Suicide was so quiet, and once again he's broken, absolutely dumbstruck. "You ok there dude?" I say trying to snap him out of his trance. *Snap Snap* "SUICIDE!" I yell at him. "Dude..... that was Rainbow Dash." he says finally snapping out of his epicness overdose. "AND CAPTAIN OBVIOUS SAVES THE DAY ONCE AGAIN!" I reply sarcastically. "Well I guess we should get going now, cause it's getting late and we're gonna have to continue this tomorrow, don't want to worry Fluttershy." I say to Applejack. "It was nice to meet tha both of yah, feel free tah visit anytime ya'll want to, and again sorry about kicking ya ....'there'." she says obviously still feeling bad about it. "It was nice meeting you too, and don't worry about the kick I'm fine." Suicide says with a smile. "Well we're gonna get going now, thank you for the lunch and see ya'll later." I say to her. "Ya'll come back now, ya hear." she says closing the door behind us.
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Our Adventures and Mis-Adventures in Equestria
Chapter 4: Meeting Ponyville and the Gang Pt .3
[K] = Kevin (Book Worm)
[M] = Me
[M]
The next morning as we were leaving to go meet more ponies, having eaten breakfast and helped with morning chores, Suicide and I set out to go meet the rest of the ponies when we hear Fluttershy call out to us "Be careful, it's mail day today." "Oh, ok we will......" not really realizing what she meant. "What was she talking about?" I ask looking at Suicide. "I dunno, I'm just ready to get going." He says impatiently. Not even thirty seconds later we hear an adorable 'Derpy' voice coming from behind us (yeh I used Derpy U MAD HASBRO?). "Um, Suicide I think I figured out wha....." I manage to get out as I'm tackled by a grey pegasus. "Whoa, you alright there Fatman?" I hear Suicide say almost stifling a laugh. "Oh, I'm sorry I just don't know what went wrong." she says looking apologetic. My inner brony is having a field day right now. "Oh It's no problem at all." I say stumbling to get up. "Especially since it's not everyday that you get to meet a beautiful mare such as yourse......." I stop as I realize what I just said blushing as red as a apple. "That's awfully nice of you, but I'm not even sure what you are." Oh boy here we go. "Well Him and I are really good friends, as for what we are take a seat this will be a long story." I say to her as we all sit down by a tree a few feet away from us, in which I proceed to tell her everything that has happened to us up until this point. ".....and now we are on our way to meet the ponies named Rarity and Pinkie Pie, until you crashed into me of course." "Oh well once again I'm sorry for crashing into you, I'll be going now I don't want to have the mail run late ....again." she says starting to take off. "Wait" I say "What is your name?" I ask her "My name is Derpy Hooves, it was nice meeting you both hope to see again sometime." she yells as she flies out of sight. "Well that was an interesting experience." I say looking at Suicide. "Derpy and Fatman sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G." he sings mockingly. "Oh haha real mature smartass." I say unamused. "Yeh whatever you say Romeo." 'fuck you to.'
[K]
After giving Fatman crap for a few more minutes we continued on out trek to Rarity's boutique. "You two would make a good couple all jokes aside." I say "Eh I guess" He replies obviously giving it thought. "Course I'm not the one with the crush on Ms. Egghead" He says with a smirk. "Hey name calling isn't necessary, just cause she's smart and I happen to find that attractive." I snap back "Oh did I hit a nerve?" I hear him ask still being a smartass. "Meh can't say that your wrong though." I say thinking about it "Kinda weird two humans that have a crush on a pony" "Yea it is" he replies. "Gonna have to ask Twilight if there anyway for us to get 'ponified' seeings how we are going to be stuck here for awhile" I say 'Wouldn't mind just living here to be honest' I think to myself. "Anyways aren't we getting close to Rarity's, better get our manners out, don't wanna make a bad first impression" I say to Fatman. As we near Carousel Boutique I wonder how we should go about introducing ourselves. "Kinda looking forward to meeting Rarity." I say breaking the silence "Me too" Fatman says "Not sure why though" he adds thinking about it. "Well here we are" I say looking somewhat nervous "here goes nothing" as I knock on the door. "Just a minute dear..... Welcome to Carousel Boutique, where everything is chique, unique, and magnifique..." she starts to say before cutting off as she tries to figure out what she is seeing. "Hello who might you be? she asks. "Well I'm Kevin and this is Matthew, we're friends of Twilight's" I explain "She told us we should get to know the ponies of Ponyville." "Oh...please do come in" She says still confused. "So what exactly are you two?" she asks. "Well I guess it won't hurt to explain this...again" I start to give her the same explanation that we had given every other pony we met, afterwards she seem to relax some from when she first saw us. "Fascinating story" she says "And you aren't dangerous at all?" "Not the slightest" i say in a reassuring tone. "Well, as fun as it is talking we still need to go meet the rest of Ponyville, hope to talk again." I say getting up to leave. "You too darling" she says giving me a smile "Ta-Ta you two, feel free to visit anytime. "
[M]
"So where to next?" I ask. "We go to the only pony left to see *gulps* Pinkie Pie." he says somewhat apprehensive. "You don't sound to excited about going to see her." I say smirking somewhat. "Well, Yes and No." he says back. "Yes because she is a complete party animal, and No because she can be a little bit too obnoxious and say some off the wall shit." "Eh, I guess you're right, I myself am quite excited about going to see her, I mean it's Pinkie Pie." I say getting excited thinking about the shenanigans and pranks we can pull on others. "Gah, Suicide I'm bored." I say wondering why it's taking so long to get there, it didn't seem like it would take this long in the show. "Sorry." he says not really paying attention to my Tobuscus reference. "but I think we're almost there even though I don't really remember it taking this long to get there, cause I remember we passed it on the way to Sweet Apple Acres." "Yeh, I know righ.... OO whas'at?" I say as we get close to Sugarcube Corner. "Appears we're here Suicide." "Yeh, I noticed even though that wasn't there a second ago." he says almost walking into the door. *DING* "Welcome to Sugarcube Corner...... OOOOOO What are you? Where did you come from? How did you get here? What di.. Mffaffff." She tries to say as I stop that never ending chain of questions by putting hand over her mouth. "Slow down there, if I'm correct you must be Pinkie Pie, mirite?" I say to her removing my hand from her face. "Yep that's me." she says with an impossibly huge smile *SQUEE* 'WTF where did that come from' I think to myself "Well anyway my dear Pinkie, we are friends of Twilight and Fluttershy, Twilight told us to go around Ponyville and get to know the ponies so that's what we are doing, Hence us being here, by the way my name is Matthew and this is Kevin. I say to her as she proceeds to shake Suicide's hand and rambling on about throwing us a welcome to Ponyville party. "Yeh nice to meet you too Pinkie." He says recovering from that earthquake of an hand/hoofshake. "Well it was nice to meet you both, but I have to go make invitations and get the party set up for your welcome to Ponyville party, so bye." she says zipping off at light speed to some unknown location. "Well Suicide, now that that's over with I guess we should get to the library to see what Twilight needed us for." I say stepping out the door. "Yep let's go."
[K]
"So let me ask you somethin, and be honest" I ask Fatman "Do you really want to go back?" "What do you mean, go back where?" he responds "Home" I in the most serious tone I think I've ever used. I notice the smile that normally fills his face has long gone. "Well since you brought it up no, but it would be nice to see my family one more time" he says 'Yea that's a good point" I reply as I picture my parents and siblings back home. "Guess this is a big decision, we don't even know if we'd be welcome to stay here if we wanted anyways" I say an empty feeling washes over me. "Maybe we should ask Twilight what she thinks." Fatman says looking just as depressed. "Maybe she would know of a spell that would allow us to go back long enough to say our goodbyes" he says as a single tear rolls down his face. "C'mon man lets get to Twilight's I'm sure Spike will cheer us up some." I say forcing a smile.
Upon arriving at Twilight's I was eager to see what she had found about our predicament. *Knock Knock* "Coming" I hear Spike yell. I had to hold every bit of brony back when he opened the door, "You must be the humans Twilight is expecting" He says giving us both a very strange look "Shes over there" he points to Twilight who's buried in books. "Thanks Spike" I say not realizing what i had done. "...how'd you know my name..." Spike asks looking suspiciously confused. "Oh um Twilight told us about you..." I lied. "Seems legit" He says "You guys want anything to drink?" "No thanks" I reply "Hm suit yourselves" he shrugs and walks off into the kitchen. "So Twilight," I say trying to get her attention away from the books "Hm?" she says looking up from her book 'Wooooow the word cute doesn't even describe this' I think to myself as i feel a nudge from Fatman "Dude your staring" he snickers. At this point I'm as red as i could possibly be. "So were you able to find anything?" I ask trying to compose myself. "Well almost nothing is known about these rifts," she says "you might be stuck here." She frowns and turns away, "Well about that," I say walking over to her "Matt and I talked about it and we think we might want to stay anyways." She looks up at me both surprised and somewhat happy "Why would you want to stay here?" she asks looking back to Matt "Don't you have families back home?" "Just our parents and siblings, and it hurts to think of just leaving them but I think I'd b happy staying here." I say "Thing is though, any way we could communicate with them?" I ask looking to Twilight "I mean it would be ideal if we could stay in contact with our families but live here." "Hmm, wait here i might know just the spell" she says ransacking through the library "I know it's here somewhere....AH HA here it is" she says excitedly "This spell can enchant an object to communicate will those on other world's." she explains "Do you have an item that you want to use for this?" I pull my cellphone out of my pocket expecting it to be dead, surprisingly it was still full battery. "I guess this will work, won't need it for anythign else" I say setting it down on the floor in front of her. "Here might as well do the same" Fatman says setting his phone down. "Alright here goes..." she says as a bright light start beaming from her horn. In a flash it was done. "Well, care to try them out?" she says eager to see if her spell worked. "I'll go first" Fatman says picking his phone up. "Well heh here goes nothing." I could tell by the look on his face it had worked. "I'm gonna need a minute alone guys" He says walking outside.
[M]
'Wow I can't believe this is actually working.' *RING* *RING*, "Hello?" "Hey Mom, you're never gonna believe where I am." I say somewhat nervous about telling her. "Do you remember how Suicide came down to visit me?" "Yes." "Well we went for a walk in the woods and got lost." "OH MY GOD, are you both okay, you aren't hurt are you, are you getting enough to eat....." she just keeps going. "Yes Mom, we're both perfectly fine in fact your favorite pony Fluttershy took care of us when we got here." I say to her overly proud. "So wait..... Son, you're sayin you're in ponyland?" she says sounding surprised. "Yes Mom and it's called Equestria, and ....you don't think I'm crazy do you?" "No son I believe you....I'm just sad I didn't get to see you before any of this happened." she says starting to get a shaky voice. "Oh my god, Mom please don't cry I mean I have a way to communicate with you and...." I say as I start getting cut off by her crying. "C'mon Mom I'm gonna start crying." I say holding in tears, and failing miserably. "I love you son, I hope you stay safe and please keep in contact with me." "Don't worry Mom I will, I love you." I say as she hangs up. 'Poor Mom she probably just needs sometime to sit down and think about all this.' I think wiping my eyes and going back into the library. "So how did it go?" I hear Suicide ask. "It went better than I thought it would, I'll just give her sometime to let everything sink in."
[K]
"Guess its my turn" I say not looking forward to the upcoming conversation "Ima step outside for this, be back in a bit." "Take your time man" I hear Fatman say. "Well here goes" I say dialing my moms number.........*ring*....*ring*..."Hello?" i her my mom say "Hey mom its Kevin" I say holding back my emotions "Hey you hows Louisiana?" she asks "Well that's why I'm calling" I say "You might want to sit down for this and its gonna sound crazy." "Kevin James what did you do?" she asks assuming i got myself in trouble. "It's not what I did it's where I am." I say "And wheres that?" she asks "Well you know about me bein a brony right, well me and Fatman decided to drink a lil and passed out in the woods and when we woke up we were in Equestria" I say not expecting her to believe me "Equestria?" she asks "Ponyland pretty much" I reply as i hear her laugh a little "Real funny Kevin" "No really, here I'll send you a picture" I say as a snap a picture of me with Ponyville in the background. "See I'm not making this up." I don't hear anything from the other end for what seem slike forever "...how does that happen.....?" she says not believing what she is looking at. "I don't know but apparently I'm stuck here." I say as i try to keep my composure "Wait stuck there? for how long?" she asks franticly "Well forever unfortunaly" I reply "Good news is i at least have a way to communicate with you." I try to cheer her up "Yea well i still won't get to see you again" she says starting to cry "Mom trust me I'll be fine and I'll call as often as you want" I say as a tear rolls down my cheek "That's not the same" she says "Promise me if you find a way to visit you will" "Trust me Mom I won't hesitate" I reply not holding back the tears anymore. "Love you Mom and tell everyone I love em and not to worry about me" "I love you too hunny, take care of yourself and don't be afraid to call." She says hanging up the phone. At this point I'm crying like a little girl and i don't care who knows it. I lean in the door enough to tell Twilight and Fatman that I'm goin for a walk and not to wait up for me.
Our Adventures and Mis-Adventures in Equestria
chapter 5: Saving Scootaloo
[K] = Kevin
[M] = Me
[K]
As I'm walking and crying the biggest tears I've ever cried I hear from behind me two fillies yelling at me. I wipe away my tears and pretend like i wasn't crying and turn to them "Whats wrong, and wheres Scootaloo?" I say looking concerned "Wolves! they have Scootaloo trapped" she says tears flowing like a river "Tell me where she is then you two go to Twilights and get Matthew" I say as I start seeing red "She's in the forest near a peach tree, in some old hollowed out log" Sweety Bell explains. I knew right where she was and didn't waste any time. I took off in a dead sprint towards to forest, as I got closer I could hear the sound of wolves growling. I noticed two wolves circling the log.Then I heard it Scootaloo yelling for help. Something inside me snapped after hearing that, I charged at the first wolf grabbing a rock and smashing it in the head as hard as I could, I heard a *THUD* as warm blood sprayed my face, the wolf dropped dead. Then it hit me like someone dragging knives down my back, the other wolf had jumped me from behind and landed a brutal hit. I swung around and caught it in the mouth with the rock, all did was piss it off, it lunged at me again aiming for my neck, i was able to dodge it only slightly and it sank its fangs into my arm. I took the opening and struck it several times on the head and face, it fell lifeless to the ground. Things were starting to slow down and get dark. "It's safe now" I say to Scootaloo "You can come out now." I hear her whimper as she walks out to see me sitting up against a stump bleeding profusely from my wounds. "You saved me" she says with tears in her eyes "Eh it was nothen" I say forcing a smile despite the unrelenting pain. "You better get outta here before more of em show up" "But what about you?" she asks looking me me with a face that woulda killed me if i wasn't already dieing. "I'll be fine Matt should be on his way, so go on get outta here." I say with a smile "Thank you" she says hugging me then running off towards town. "Heh cute kid...." I say as i loose consciousness.
[M]
'Gee I wonder if he's ok.' I think to myself 'it's already been an hour since he went for a walk.' "Hey Twilight, do you think he'll be alright?" I ask with concern "Yeh, he seems pretty tough I'm sure he can handle a few awkward stares from other ponies." "Yeh, I guess you're righ....." I say as Applebloom and Sweetie Belle bust in through the door yelling and crying. "Calm down girls what's a matter.... hey where's Scoots?" I ask realizing that one of them is missing. "Scootaloo.... Kevin..... wolves.... forest.... help." they say between panicked breaths. "Ok girls calm down and speak clearly." I say trying to calm them down. "Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Ah were in the forest, and we got attacked by wolves, we got away but Scootaloo got trapped in some hollowed out log, and we ran tah get help and we found Kevin, so he went tah save 'er." she manages to say in one big breath. "Alright girls show where at and fast he may need help." I say looking to Twilight "Well, I'm coming too." she says nodding. But by that time I'm already out the door with Sweetie Belle and Applebloom on my shoulders, sprinting to the forest. About half way there we see Scootaloo limping out of the forest, and I tell Twilight to get her to the doctor, and make Sweetie and Applebloom go with her. "I can handle this from here, I'm pretty sure I know where he's at." I say before I take off at a full sprint once again. 'never a dull moment..... there he is..... damn.' I think to myself as I get to the hollowed out log and observing the carnage around me. I thought Suicide was dead until I heard a really low groan and a "O hey.." "Dude C'mon don't die on me dude." I say trying not to panic. "Alright this may hurt but I'm gonna carry you to the hospital.....ready...HNNNGGGG." I pick him up and begin carrying him out of the dense forest. I get close to Twilight's House, and run into Applejack, "Applejack no time I need to get him to the hospital." I say trying to catch my breath "Follow me." 'Please let us save him in time, I WILL NOT BE THE ONLY HUMAN IN EQUESTRIA.' Applejack and I arrive at the hospital and find that Twilight is waiting in the lobby talking with Sweetie Belle and Applebloom. I walk up to the counter and say "This man needs attention now." she just stares at me in shock. "No time find a bed or I will." I say glaring at the nurse. "Right this way, sir." she says as we make our way to room eleven. "Don't worry he's in good hooves." she says. "Yeh I'll believe that when he's back cracking jokes and being an idiot again." I say walking out noticing Twilight walking into the room.
[K]
I'm in this small white room with ponies all around me trying to save my life when i notice Twilight standing there at the foot of my bed crying. "Hey you...what are you doing here?" I manage to say "Shhhh don't talk" she says "Just get better" As she leans down and kisses me...."Please don't die" I hear her say as i fade away again.
Our Adventures and Mis-Adventures in Equestria
[K] = Kevin
[M] = Me
[K]
"So about me being a pony, funny story" I start explaining to Fatman "Apparently Princess Luna has the ability to talk to people in their dreams" I stop for a second to itch my head with what is now a hoof, 'this is gonna take some getting used to', "Anyways so apparently she had been watching us for quite some time before I got hurt and she was waiting for the right time to confront one of us" I looked over to make sure I hadn't lost Fatman "So she made me a deal, she would save my life but it meant being bound to this world and being turned into a pony, it was that or I would die" I notice Fatman giving me weird looks "Whats up with you?" I ask "Meh just weird you being a pony and all" He replied "Yea it's gonna take some getting used to for all of us" I say getting up out of bed, of course forgetting i was a pony I tried to stand on two legs and proceeded to eat the floor. "Bah" I mumble "Is there a mirror around here?" I ask "I want to see what i look like" "I'll go ask the nurse if they have one around here somewhere" Fatman says "Cool" I reply. About fifteen minutes later nurse Redheart rolls a mirror into the room. "Sweet" I say jumping up remembering to stand on four legs this time. As I look at myself in the mirror I can't help but feel excited somewhat. I was a blue and white pegasus with blue hair that had a teal streak running through it, hell I looked badass if I might say so. After admiring myself for five minutes or so the boredom overtook Fatman and he spoke up. "So whats its feel like?" he asked "Meh I don't feel any different other then a lil bit shorter." I replied, we failed to notice Twilight starting to come to. "K...Ke...Kevin?" she says shocked at what she was seeing. "The one and only" I reply with a smile. "What happened to you?" she asked "Well in order to save my life Princess Luna bound me to this world and turned me into a pony" I answer not taking my eyes of her, for some reason I was more attracted to her now then I was before, must be pony hormones or something. "Well I must say" she says starting to blush "You're not a half bad looking stallion" All I could do is smile and blush like a fool. "You do know you're gonna have to explain this to everyone else right?" Fatman says "Eeyup" I reply still smiling away "And you do know you're pretty much naked now too right?" "Eeyup" I reply again not caring at all.
[M]
Damn lucky bastard is a pony, 'I want to be a pony.' I think to myself feeling jealous. We make our way back to the library to find Spike doing his everyday chores. We walk into the living area and hear Spike say "Hey Twilight, hey Matt, ......hey other pony." "Oh that's a nice way to say hi to a guy that's been in a coma huh?" Suicide says being his normal sarcastic self. Spike rubs his eyes in disbelief "Kevin?" "The one and only little dude." Suicide says with a smirk. "But.... what... how?" I hear Spike mumble confused as hell. "Sit down Spike we'll explain everything, after we get all the other girls together of course." I say.
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An hour passes as Twilight, Spike, and I go to get the other girls. All the girls are wondering what we're doing and steadily asking questions like "Is this surprise gonna be good?", "Did Kevin wake up.", and Pinkie being Pinkie is like "OOOO I bet it's a surprise party and blah blah blah." (I truthfully don't catch half of the stuff she says, cause she talks so damn fast heheh.) "Just chill out girls, all will be revealed soon." I say trying to get to excited thinking about their reactions. "Everyone say hi, to Kevin." (I swear I heard crickets chirping) "Um.... Matt is this some kind of joke, I don't see him." I hear Rainbow Dash pipe up. "Wow, again what a wonderful way, to say hi too your friend that's been in a coma for a month and a half." Suicide says scaring the hell out of them.... THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES......PRICELESS. By this time Twilight, Spike and I are literally rolling on the floor laughing from the sheer hilarity that was their expressions. Eventually Fluttershy pipes up "Kevin.... Is that really you?" (who'd of thought she would be the first one to speak huh?) "The one and only." He says starting to look annoyed *just a little but not too much*. "Come on in girls he'll explain everything inside." I say getting up off the ground from my laughing fit. Thus began the long and tedious task of explaining to the girls what happened while he was in the coma. "........ and then Princess Luna said 'it is done' and boom here I am completely ponified." he finishes taking a drink of water after his LONG explanation. "Oh wow, Ah must say ya'll definitely look a lot better than what yah did before." Applejack says. "I agree darling, it is simply wonderful to have you back and in such and dashing form." Rarity says getting a blush out of Suicide. "Ease up girls." I hear Twilight say. "He's mine." She finishes planting a kiss on his cheek. And once again during all of this the looks on everyone's faces (including Suicide's this time) PRICELESS. After another one of my laughing fits I stand back up and say "Well girls I guess it's about time we all got home huh, considering it is getting late and I have to get up early for work." I say looking to Applejack. "I agree night everypony." Rarity says walking out the door. Earning a collections of Goodnight from everyone, after that we all took our leave. With the exception of Suicide who decided to stay with Twilight (HEHEH all right) *Trollface*
[K]
The next morning I got up early, I wanted to go job hunting and have some time alone with Twilight (and no despite what Fatman hinted at nothing happened last night). "G'morning Twilight" I say walking into the kitchen "Good morning Kevin" she replies smiling at me. 'I've got to be the luckiest SOB ever ' I think to myself as I smile back at her. "So what did you have planned for today?" she asked me sitting down next to me at the table. "Well" I answer "I'm gonna go around and look for some work" I say taking a drink of coffee "Then I was hoping maybe we could go out later today for dinner and maybe a show?" I say shooting her a wink. "Sounds like a great idea" she replies excitedly. "It's a date then" I say kissing her on the cheek. "Well I'd better get goin, there's a job waiting for me out there somewhere" I proclaim as i wave goodbye to Twilight.
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I had made my way around town without any luck finding a job when it hit me 'I'm a pegasus why don't I go talk to Dash about being a weather pony' I think to myself (Yea apparently the ability to fly came with the body). I make my to town hall to see if there are any openings for any weather ponies. Upon arriving I walk up to the front desk "Is the mayor available?" I ask the receptionist "I'm here to see if there's any job openings for a weather pony" I state "Wait here I'll see if she's available" she replies walking into the back. A few minutes later she returns and points me to the back "The mayor will see you now". I make my way back into the Mayor's office where I see her sitting at her desk signing papers. "I understand your looking for work as a weather pony?" she asks looking up at me "Yes ma'am" I reply. "Well your in luck, we just got an opening for a cloud wrangler right here in the Ponyville area" she says "If you want it the job is yours, you'll be answering to a pony named Rainbow Dash, do you know her?" she asks "Yes ma'am we've met" I reply "Great lets get the paperwork done and you can start tomorrow" she says looking for the forms. "Fantastic" I say happy to have found a job. "I can't wait"
[M]
'Damn I'm glad Suicide is back to being himself....sort of, bastards a fucking pony now .....Lucky :(.' I think to myself as a punch a tree getting a satisfying crack out of both it and my hand. ".......FUCK MY HAND!" I scream out in pain while the tree adding insult to injury, making an apple fall on my head. "Stupid fucking tree." I say as I punch it again with the same hand. ".....AHH WHY DID I DO THAT?!" "WHAT IN TARNATION IS ALL THAT RACKET ABOUT?!" Applejack says walking out of the barn. 'Oh god, how am I gonna explain this.' I think to myself embarrassed as hell. "Uh.... I was getting carried away....having OH so much fun, and I may have punched a tree once or twice and..... maybe broke my hand in the process." I say putting on a bad poker face. "Uh-huh, and why would yah do such a thing as that?" Applejack asks me looking at me like I'm an idiot. "I don't know, like I said I guess I just got carried away." I say still putting on a bad poker face. "Well I think I'm gonna get to the hospital... if that's fine of course." "Just go yah darn foal." She says smirking at me.
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So I arrive at the hospital to get my hand checked out, turns out I broke my middle finger. 'Well, won't be using that hand for awhile.' I think chuckling a little bit. 'Damn I'm an idiot, eh let's go see what Suicide is doing.' I proceed to walk through Ponyville and spot Suicide coming out of the Mayor's Office, 'Oh well that was easy.' "HEY KEVIN!" I holler out to him, scaring the shit out of him cause he jumped about five feet and then turned to look at me mid flight. "You would make Fluttershy proud dude." I say laughing my ass off. "Yeh yeh laugh it up, Karma's a bitch." "Meh, I'm over it, So what were you doing at the Mayor's Office?" I ask him. "Oh I was seeing if they had any job openings for a weather pony, and they had an open position for a cloud wrangler." He says. "...A wuh?" "A person who goes... are you following me... and puts the clouds away." .....Smartass.... "OOH ok I get it." I say. "Well good luck dude." "Yeh hopefully I won't fall out of the sky heheh." He says chuckling a little. "Yeh that would suck." I say 'and be funny as hell.' "So where you headed now Suicide?" I ask. "Oh I'm just heading back to the library, I'm taking Twilight out on a date tonight." He says smirking. "Well you better be careful you know how them silent ones are." I say getting a blush out of him. *POMF* "PFFFTT... BWAHAHA, NO WAY, what were you thinking about huh?" I ask. "SHU...Shut up Fatman... you asshole." he manages to get out trying to put his wings back down. "Well now that I'm done fucking with you I'm gonna get back to Fluttershy's, see if she needs any help with anything." I say walking off. "Later dude, and good luck with your date."
[K]
I arrive back at the library to find Twilight deep in study, "Hey you" I say startling her out of her trance "Oh hey" she says with a smile "Howed your job hunt go?" she asks as she puts her books away. "Well I start tomorrow as a cloud wrangler" I explain "I'll be working with Dash as a weather pony." I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water and notice Spike making tea "Oh hey Spike hows it goin" I say "Hey Kevin" He replies "Tea?" he offers me a cup. "Thanks, though I'm not much of a tea drinker" I say taking the cup from him. "Eh we all have our flaws right?" he says walking out of the kitchen. "Yea......wait what" I say realising what he had said. 'Little smartass' I think to myself as i take a drink of tea. I walk back into the living area, "Well ima go get cleaned up and ready for our date" I say smiling at Twilight "Alrighty I'm gonna finish putting these books away then I'll get ready myself" she replies placing a book on the shelf. 'I'm so looking forward to tonight' I think walking upstairs to the bathroom to start getting ready.
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I had aquired tickets to one of Octavia's shows so after finishing dinner we headed to the concert and found our seats. "How did you come by these tickets anyways?" Twilight asks "These couldn't have been easy to get." I smiled "I pulled some strings and called in a favor or two" I say with a smile "Lets just enjoy the show" It was still early when the show ended so we decided to get a couple drinks at the local bar. "Tonights been fun" Twilight says takign a drink of cider "Not very ofter I get out and do anything" "Yea back home I was the same way" I say "I rarely ever went out" I take a drink of cider and set my glass on the bar. "Thanks for coming out with me tonight" I say blushing "Oh no need for thanks" she says "Your the one doing me a favor." After a drink or three we make our way back to the library. Needless to say one thing led to another and well, I don't think I need to go into detail. Good thing Spike's such a good sleeper.
Our Adventures and Mis-Adventures in Equestria
[K] = Kevin
[M] = Me
[M]
The next day I woke up to get ready for work, started my way from Fluttershy's cottage same old routine, until I spot Suicide, probably on his way to work also, he has the stupidest grin on his face that I have ever seen. "Hey Suicide had a good night I assume?" I ask. "You haven't the slightest idea." he says still grinning ear to ear. It took me a minute to figure out why he was smiling. "Noo, dude you didn't." I say surprised. "I did." he says. 'Lucky son of a bitch.' I think to myself. "Well I got to get to work dude, so I'll catch you after work have fun on your first day heheh."
[K]
The first day of work, normally I'd be nervous but after my night with Twilight nothing could bring me down. 'Where the hell is Dash I was supposed to meet her here' I think to myself. Then I heard from behind me "Your early" I turned to see Dash standing behind me. "Where the hell did you come from" I say startled "I didn't even hear you land" It was then I noticed the grin on her face "Oh sorry Twilight needed me to stop by this morning so I was running a little late" She chuckles 'Oh god does she know' I think to myself nervously (Yea I know I said nothing was gonna make me nervous but I wasn't expecting this...) "Oh its ok I think I'm a little early anyways" I say "Its a habit of mine." She was still giving me that weird grin and that was helping anything. "Well I guess we should get started then" She says taking off "You know how to fly right?" she asks "Yea somewhat" I answer "I'm a fast learner so if there's anything I don't know I'll pick it up quick" As we were flying to out first assignment Dash turned and asked "So how'd your date with Twilight go?" There was that grin again "It was fun" I reply "I think we both had a good time." My nervousness must have been showing cause her grin only got bigger. "Yea I heard you both had a "great" time" She says snickering "Oh god you do know" I say horrified "Well it was bound to happen, we have strong feelings for each other so I don't know what the big deal is" I say blushing "Hey I never said it was a big deal your the one making it out that way" She says laughing 'This pony gets off on trolling i swear' I think to myself "Not that I'm mad about it" I say "I didn't think she would tell anyone about it." "She's one of my best friends of course she was gonna tell us about it" she says. That statement terrified me "Us...?" I say "You mean she's gonna tell the others..." 'Oh god this isn't goin to end well.....' I think to myself in utter fear. "Haha don't worry we swap stories about our colt friends all the time" she says laughing "Well that's a relief.....not" I say sarcastically "Can we just get to work" I say trying to change the subject "Sure" she replies "This should be good for your first day on the job"
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Cloud wrangling was harder then I thought it would be, "Man these things don't like to move do they" I say struggling to move a cloud "I keep punching holes in them when I move them around" I look over to see Dash moving like 10 clouds at once 'Fucken showoff' I think to myself "Its all about technique' She says "Gotta know where to grab them and where not to" She says showing me the proper way to move a cloud "That woulda been nice to know sooner" I say annoyed "Hey I tried to show you," she says "but you insisted on how "easy" it was to move a cloud." She had a point I was a lil cocky at first "Yea well I guess I should listen to the pony that's training me huh?" I say with a chuckle "And your boss" She adds "Yea yea, whatever you say boss." I say sarcastically. After a long day of wrestling with the clouds I started getting the hang of moving them. "That should do it" Dash says sitting down on a cloud "Should be enough for the rain that's due tomorrow." I fly over to another cloud and sit down. "I think I might enjoy this job once I learn what I need to know." I say smiling "Well its about quitting time" Dash says "I'll see you here early tomorrow, you get to learn how to make it rain" 'Yay' I think to myself I mean c'mon how hard could it be to make it rain....little did i know.
[M]
My work day was going along fine till the CMC decided too show up and tried too get their cutie marks, "Oh hey girls what are y'all doing today?" I ask the girls. "Same thing we do everyday, trying too get our cutiemarks, we're still not having any luck." Scootaloo says sadly. "Well girls I think that y'all just need to keep trying and eventually you will get them." I say "That's what everyone keeps sayin tah us." Applebloom says "but everytime we try something we always get intah trouble or we don't git our cutiemarks." 'Damn that face.' "Well girls I think you all should go play now so Applejack doesn't think I'm slacking off, she's scary when she's angry." I say thinking back to the time I was talking to Twilight about Kevin when he was still in that coma.
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"WOOT, Tomorrow is Saturday, that means no work." I say sprinting back to Fluttershy's. Until I Was tackled by some blue and white blur. "Ahh what the fuck was that?" I ask in confusion. "Hi FATMAN." 'OH GOD, he found a new way too fuck with me.' "Hey watch where you're going dude that hurt like a bitch." I say as I stand back up. "Well, yeah that was the point." He chuckles. "So Fatman where you headed?" "Oh I was headed back to Fluttershy's." I say. "OH cool I'm going too, I haven't seen Fluttershy in a while."
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We get over to Fluttershy's house and guess who else was besides Angel bunny, Pinkie Pie. "Hey guys how are you did you know I'm having a party.... OOOHHH I never gave you guys a welcome too Ponyville party I need too set that up bye." .... "What just happened?" I say looking over to Kevin and Fluttershy. Fluttershy is sitting there giggling cause Suicide has the most puzzled face ever. "UH.... Kevin are you ok?" I ask. "Was that Pinkie Pie?" .....lol "Yes That was Pinkie Pie, You get used to it." "Anyway so Fluttershy how have you been, and sorry I haven't been visiting as much." Suicide says looking down a little. "Oh it's ok I've had Matthew here to keep me company." she says "And besides you and Twilight have been.....busy."
[K]
'Oh sweet lord she knows too' I think to myself blushing. "Eh heard about....that...did you..." I say almost unable to look her in the eye. "Of course I did" She replies "Twilight is one of my best friends we don't keep things secret amongst us." I start getting nervous thinking about everypony knowing about us. "Meh guess its better sooner then later" I say "And I won't have to try and be sneaky about it." It was then i noticed Angel bouncing towards us. 'Oh sweet merciful jesus' I think to myself in horror 'Not this again...' I flinch in fear as he bounces over and up onto Fatman's lap. "Good to see you two are getting along" I say nervously as Angel gives me one of his death glares "Yea we've become pretty good pals since you've been gone" Fatman says petting him. "Hes a pretty cool lil bunny once you get to know him." 'Cool yea ok' I think to myself thinking back to last time we had a run in with each other. "Well I just wanted to stop by and say hello and see how you were doing Fluttershy" I say "Gonna get back to the library." I give her a hug and brohoof Fatman before leaving.
I was on my way back to the library when I spot Scootaloo on her scooter whizzing towards me. "Hey Scoots" I say waving "Oh hey Kevin" she says coming to stop. "Hows the cutie mark coming along?" I ask "We are still working on them" she says looking a little down "Well keep up the hard work" I say reassuring her "You'll find it soon I bet" She smiles and gives me a big hug "Alright well you'd better be getting home" I say "It's getting late" "Alrighty" she says "Catch you later" I can't help but smile as she buzzes off on her scooter. I remember my little sister back home and get a little homesick for a minute. 'I'll have to get in touch with them again soon' I think to myself as I make my way "home"? if I can call it that just yet.
[M]
"Did Kevin seem a little bit more out of it than usual?" Fluttershy asks looking worried. "He didn't look any dumber than .....I mean he looked normal to me." I say not wanting to get in trouble. "Well he just seems a little depressed is all." she says giving me the raised eyebrow look. "He's probably just homesick, you remember how I was a week or two after he went into that coma right?" I say "He'll get over it eventually and besides we can still keep in contact with our families with the devices Twilight enchanted for us." 'damn she still looks worried.' I think. "And besides he's got Twilight to keep him from being depressed." I say with a snicker. "Heheh alright." Fluttershy says. 'OH DEAR GOD. I have been around this poor pony too long.' I think worrying about what else I've contaminated her brain with.
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So after a bath and some brain bleach, both Fluttershy and I make dinner *YAY HELPING*, we do everyday talk about how our day was and then go to bed. Except ....I can't sleep so I lay there on the couch thinking about my family, wondering about how they are, and what they're doing, cause I still don't know how time differs in each world *YES two months and I haven't figured it out*. I keep thinking about them for about an hour or so before I eventually drift off to sleep or so it felt like I was asleep.
Our Adventures and Mis-Adventures in Equestria
Chapter 9: Dreaming with the Night
A/N: This will be a chapter solely with my POV.
"*SNORT .......WHOA WHERE AM I AND WHY AM I FLOATING." I state noticing I'm floating. "Oh sorry about that human, I forgot to turn on the gravity." I hear a voice say. 'That was Luna, I bet it was Luna.' I think too myself looking around. "You would be thinking correct human." she says as she appears in front of me. 'Sweet called it..... Wait what?!' "Hoolly crap you can read my mind?" "Yes Matthew I can read your mind as well as Kevin's or as you like to call him Suicide." she says. "Why do you call each other such names Fatman and Suicide, such horrible names." "Well those were our names for a thing we did back home called gaming, see people don't use their real names when they game because back on my world people are evil enough to steal your name and use to their advantage, it's called identity theft." I explain getting a nod from the Princess. "Ah, I see, It's still hard to believe that such a world beyond ours exists, especially one so full of greed and hatred." she says. "But, at least you two are here rather than any of the other humans from your world." "Yeh I suppose Luna, although there are some people on our world that are quite nice despite being from a world like ours, although I'm glad we got to come here rather than anyone else, I know that sounds selfish, but despite the fact that I'm actually happy here it wasn't always like that back on earth, the happiness I show here was something that I had to fake on earth, I hated my planet, the only thing good there was my friends and my family and gaming, they were the only things that made me happy but here, I just have so much more I have a job, friends that I care for more than anything, and most of all happiness." I say. "I'm gonna stop rambling now." "Oh it's fine I tend to ramble on also when Celly gets me angry." "Well you're both sisters of course she's gonna make you angry, it was the same way with my little sister." I say with a chuckle. "Meh." '....did the Princess of the night really just say meh?' I think. "Why yes I did." "Oh right I forgot you could read my mind." I say feeling like I have no more personal space. "Well Celestia and I can read you and Kevin's mind, we just choose not to .....most of the time." she says looking away. "YAY I now have no more privacy." that got a chuckle out of both of us. "Well Matthew it is almost day light now, so I shall release you from this lowering the moon and all that." "Well Okay Princess it was nice to meet you.... even though it was in this way." And with that she disappears, leaving me floating in the space like area we were talking in. "Well this is fun." I say out loud.
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'Well that was an interesting dream.... I guess.' I think. 'It wasn't a dream.' I hear Luna think to me. 'Oh right I knew that.'
A/N: Yay I had a visit from Luna did yall like it :D
Our Adventures and Mis-Adventures in Equestria
Chapter 10: Invitations and Preperations
[K] = Kevin
[K]
I woke to see Twilight holding me close, I put my wings around her and gave her a kiss, "Good morning beautiful" I say nuzzling her neck "Mhmm good morning Kevin" She replies as she wakes. After a little "cuddle" time I get up to start getting ready for work when I realize its saturday and I have the day off. 'Hm a whole day off' I think 'Maybe Matt and I can get the girls together for something tonight.' "Hey Twilight," I say "Think you can get all the girls to come over tonight?" She looks at me somewhat confused "What for?" she asks "Something wrong?" I chuckle and reply "No just thought it would be fun to get us all together for a get together or something, I was gonna go talk to Matt about it and see what he thinks." "That's not a bad idea" She exclaims "As a matter of fact I think that would be fun, I'll talk to the girls and see what they think" I stop as a thought hits me "Make sure Pinkie knows this is just for the few of us" I say "No need for a big huge party or anything." Twilight chuckles and replies "I'll let her know". I stop as yet another thought hits me, "Invite Ditsy too you know how Matt feels about her" I chuckle. "Aight well I'm going to find Matt I'll see you in a bit" I kiss her on the cheek before leaving for Fluttershy's.
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I arrive at Fluttershy's to see Fatman tending to some animals while Fluttershy was inside doing something. "Yo Fatman" I say trying not to startle him "You got a minute." He puts down a feed bag. "Yea, What's up" He started looking concerned (Why are these people always assuming the worst) "Quit looking so worried" I say annoyed "Twilight and I are getting a little get together going tonight and I was hoping you would be there, we have a little surprise setup for you" He stood there thinking for a minute before replying "Sure I'll be there" "Awesome" I exclaim "Aight well I'll let you get back to your critters, I gotta go help Twilight get ready for tonight." We brohoof before I start making my way back to the library to prepare for the party.
[M]
'Hmmm, well that was interesting.' I think to myself. "Hey Fluttershy, did you hear everything?" I ask "Oh yes I heard everything there is gonna be a party tonight, I don't like parties much because there is always so many ....people." she says a little bit under a whisper at that last part. "Don't worry I'm pretty sure it won't be that bad it's probably only gonna be us, Kevin, and the girls." "Well I guess you're right hopefully it won't end up like the last time we had a party at Twilight's house." she says. "Why what happened last time?" I ask. "Oh.... I don't think I should say anything it's kind of ....embarrassing." she says turning red. "Oh C'mon you can tell me." I say. "Oh no I couldn't possibly it's just so .....embarrassing" '.....You said that already.' I think to myself. "Please." I say giving her puppy dog pout face. "*Giggle* Nope and that's final." she says going back to her normal somewhat cheery self. 'Whelp I give up, might hear about it at the party tonight' I think to myself.
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So after I finished with talking to Fluttershy and helping her feed the rest of the BIG animals, I decided to go for a peaceful walk in town, or so I thought. "Look out, below!" I hear a familiar voice say. 'OH SHi-' "OH SHI-" I manage to think and say before getting tackled by everyponies favorite grey mare Derpy Hooves, I prefer Ditzy Doo though :3 . "Oh I'm sorry about that, I got a wing cramp while I was delivering these letters." she says gathering up the letters. "Here let me help you with those." I offer. "Oh thank you..... Hey didn't I bump into you a few months ago?" she asks. "Why yes you did, it's quite alright though, a lot has happened since we first got here, if you would like I can get us some coffee or something and I can tell you about what all has happened, if that's ok with you though?" '....did I really just say a Fluttershy line?' "Sure I would like that, you seem nice, after work I can meet you at this place I always go to, to eat at, I also take my little Dinky there sometimes she loves it so much, It's called Hoofshake Cafe." she says. 'Hmm.. catchy.' I think. "So what time do you get off of work so I know when to meet you over there?" I ask. "Since it's Saturday I get off a bit earlier, so 2:00 P.M." she says. "Oh Ok, I'll meet you there then." And with that I smile and wave to her as I walk into Ponyville."
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So I'm walking back to the library when out of the blue I get knocked to the ground, then I hear a voice behind say "Oh I'm so so sorry, I just don't know what went wrong." I turn to see Ditsy standing there, "Oh hey there Ditsy," I say getting up and brushing myself off "I was actually needing to talk to you." She looked at me confused "What for?" "Well we are having a little get together at Twilight's library tonight and I would love for you to join us," I explain "Matt is going to be there and I know he would love it if you were to come." "Really?" she says blushing "Oh yea," I say about to make an ass of myself "I've known him long enough to know when he has a crush..." I stop realizing I probably shouldn't have said that . "I mean yeah he really seems to like you." At this point Ditsy is blushing so hard she looks like she might faint. "Lets just say he doesn't know I'm asking you to be there" I say trying to calm her down. "I wanted to surprise him cause he's been pretty down lately" She went from blushing to looking concerned with just that statement. "Why is he so down?" she asked in a concerned tone. "He misses his family" I explain, "I mean we both do but it's hitting hit a lot harder then it is me" She smiles and replies "Well I'll be there." "Great it will all kick off at about 8 or so, see you there." She smile and waves as she flies away. "Well that's one thing down, only a thousand more things to take care of." I say to myself as I make my way towards the library.
[M]
'Hmm... it's getting about that time for me to meet Ditzy at the Cafe.' I think as I make my way over to the Cafe. "Oh wow, you beat me here." I say getting her attention. "Oh Yeh I figured I would go ahead and come straight here, to you know meet you." she says blushing. 'SWEET Jesus that is adorable.' I think. "So how was your day?" "Oh it was fine same as every other day I deliver the mail, oh I forgot to mention I brought my little Dinky." she says. "Oh that's fine I love foals, Fluttershy and I both watch the CmC sometimes for Rarity and the others, they can be little angels around Fluttershy but when they're with me, they get a little goofy." I tell her about time I was watching them, doing they're Crusading and I ended up getting dragged into something involving paint, a hammer, pillows, and .....a rubber chicken *Please just don't ask*. I had her laughing about that, when Dinky came out of the restroom. "Hey Mommy .....who's this." she says noticing me. "Oh this is a friend that I ran into, he's not from around here.... in fact I don't know where he's from Muffin." she says looking up towards me. "Ahh yes, that's actually what I wanted to tell you about and what all has happened up until this point." *I'm not typing out what all has happened cause you all already know what has happened thus far* "Hmm.. so where to begin.. Oh yes, you see My friend Kevin and I were walking through these woods, we were sad to say completely intoxicated...... and we fell asleep in the woods." I tell her and Dinky as I continue to go on about how we 'Think' we got here and about Suicide going into and coma and turning into a pony and up to this point in time now. "....And that's basically everything that's happened so far." I think I broke them ....that's been happening a lot lately. "Not really, I'm just still trying to digest all of this information." "Yeh sorry I'm sure it must be a lot to take in." I say. "Well It was nice talking to you and everything Matthew, but I have to get ready for something, ....I hope to see you again." She says blushing. "And I hope to see you again also, Bye Dinky It was nice to meet you sweety." "Nice to meet you too, Mr. Matthew." 'Gah the Mr. title, DO NOT WANT.' I think to myself as I walk off waving bye to them.
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"Well Matt's in for a surprise tonight," I say as I walk into the library "I convinced Ditsy to come tonight to keep him company." Twilight sets her quill down and walks over to hug me, "Aren't you just the best friend," She gives me a peck on the cheek before returning to her work "Whats that you're working on?" I ask "This is just a list of things we need to do to get ready for tonight" she replies, 'That girl has a list for everything' I think to myself smiling. "So whats first on the list?" I ask curious and eager to get started. "First things first I need to go gather up the girls" she says "I need you to go get the refreshments." Yay work. "I think I can handle that," I say sarcasticly "What all am I getting?" Twilight hands me another list, "I think this should help," she says returning the sarcasm "Yea it will" I say still being jackass. "Well we'd better get to it if we want to get this all done before tonight" I state, "Right" Twilght agrees as she gives me another hug and kiss before setting off to round up the gang. 'Lets see first thing on the list is....cider, oh boy this is gonna be a fun night' I think to myself as I read off the list. 'Wonder what Fatman is doing he might beable to help me carry all this back'
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Our Adventures and Mis-Adventures in Equestria
Chapter 6: Comatose states and meeting a Princess
[K] = Kevin
[M] = Me
A/N: Sorry about taking so long to release this chapter, We had stuff to attend to. Enjoy!
[M]
It's been a few hours since Twilight and I brought Suicide and Scootaloo to the hospital, Scootz had already been discharged and was on her way home with the other CmC, Suicide is back there in room 11 with an IV in his arm and an army of doctors and nurses around him, leaving Twilight and I out here in the waiting room to get the (hopefully) good news. "Hey Twilight here comes the doctor." I say as I spot him walk out of the room. "Doctor, how's he doing?" Twilight asks worried about what the doctor will say. "We had to put him in a magically induced coma.....He might not make it." the doctor says to Twilight who is now even more devastated looking than she was before. "We... did all we could for him, it's a battle of will power now whether he gets better or not." He says remaining as stoic as before (he must of had to do this before). "If I know one thing about him, it's the fact that he's stubborn, he'll pull through this no problem at all." I say trying to calm her. 'Poor Twilight, Suicide you better pull through this or I'm gonna kick your ass.' I think biting my lip trying to hold back my own emotions. "Twilight do you want me to walk you back to the library?" I ask "You don't have to do that I'll be fine on my own." "No, Twilight I insist cause we both know you're in no condition to be by yourself at the moment so you will let me walk you home, besides Kevin would kick my ass if I didn't." I say with a smirk. "Well Ok then let's go, do you think he'll be alright?" she say looking back at his room. "Twilight, I know he will, remember what I said he's too stubborn to die." I say hoping that will make her feel better. "Now let's get you back to the library." We began our walk to the library in silence until I decided to break the silence with "Yah, know I think he shares the same feelings for you as you have for him." "What do you mean?" she asks trying to look innocent. "Heheh I saw you kiss him you know, it's nothing to be ashamed of, besides he's been crushing on you since he first saw you." I say thinking back to our time on earth. "Really?" she asks blushing a bright shade of red. "Yeh, he's always liked intelligent ladies, and from what I've heard you're the most intelligent unicorn around." then I say to her whispering "Don't tell anypony I said that they'll probably try to pick on me Heheh." We eventually arrive at the library, not realizing how fast the time went with me telling her about our shenanigans. "....and then, Oh look we're here." I say cutting off story mode almost running into the door. "Oh I guess we are." she says looking down to the ground. "You gonna be ok, Twilight?" I ask sincerely. "Yeh I'll be ok, I still can't help but worry about him though." She says back to me. "Yeh me too he is one of my best friends after all." "Well it's kinda late.... would you like to sleep here tonight?" she asks "I wouldn't want to impose on you." "Oh it's no imposition at all, you can sleep on the couch in the living area, and besides I kinda want to hear more about Kevin." she says blushing again. "Well Ok then I am kinda tired anyways, hopefully Fluttershy won't be too worried about me heheh." I say with a chuckle. "Well let's go inside shall we?"
[K]
I awaken to see I'm in some room with no windows and no doors. "What the hell is this" I say to myself "What the hell is happening" "Your in a coma" I hear a distant voice say "THE HELL WAS THAT" I yell startled by the voice "Where the frig did that come from" I look around the room for a speaker or opening that someone might have talked through, nothing just white bare cinder block walls. "Man I must be going crazy, hearing voices and shit" I say to myself "Your not going crazy" I hear the voice say again, "Do not be alarmed Human, I am Princess Luna." she says as she appears in front of me. "Your......your......naw can't be......REALLY!?!" I babble. "You had to be put into an induced coma at the hospital after your fight with those wolves" she explains "not long after I sensed something strange and did some poking around and found your little dream world here" "Wait if this is my dream world then why is it just this small empty room?" I ask looking around again "I needed to lock you into a confined space before i made my entrance" she continued to explain "Didn't want you running off like a scared cat when I ported in here." Her horn started to glow and the room melted away to what looked like outer space. Instinctively my dumbass started holding my breath before realizing I could still breathe. I look over to see Luna chuckling at me. "What's so funny, you port a guy into the middle of space, how'd you think I was going to react." I say not getting the humor in any of this. "So why are you here talking to me?" I ask getting back to the fact that I was in my subconscious talking to the one and only Princess Luna. And if it weren't for the fact I was completely clueless to what was happening the little brony in the back of my head would have died from the encounter. "I have been watching you and the one you call 'Fatman'. you are both unique beings to this world and it's not often that the rifts carry in something so unique. I am here to offer you a deal" She says looking at me with eyes that i swear peered into my soul.
[M]
I woke up not knowing where I was (man I hate that Don't you?) 'HUH, OH GOD WHERE AM I, WHAT IF I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED, O GOD.' I think to myself as I get up running around panicking and eventually tripping and faceplanting into a bookshelf. "OH, I'm at Twilight's Library, that's right." I say to myself feeling like an idiot. Then I hear little foot steps coming down the stairs and an "OOHH MAN." In which I go "I swear I was just sleeping when all of a sudden I was woken up by this bookshelf attacking me." "Uh-huh you ran into it didn't you?" Spike says looking annoyed (Y U NO LAUGH AT MY HUMOR). "Yes." I say with a embarrassed face. "*Sigh*..... let's get this cleaned up before Twilight gets back." He says to me, in which we spend the rest of the morning cleaning the library, getting finished just as Twilight walks in, and I leave for Fluttershy's cause I figured she was worried about me and I have to tell her about Kevin. '*sigh* that's gonna be an ordeal.'
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I walk into Fluttershy's Cottage, trying to be mister stealthy ninja. but then I hear "MATTHEW, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN." Looking at me with a very stern expression then hug tackling me. "I was worried sick about you and .....where is Kevin?" she asks realizing he's not with me. ".....Fluttershy take a seat and listen to what I have to say." I tell her looking into her eyes trying to control my emotions. In which I proceeded to tell her about what happened from when we left yesterday to the time Applebloom and Sweetie Belle came to Twilight and I panicking. "We followed them to the Everfree Forest, in which we passed Scootaloo and I told Twilight and the girls to take her to the hospital, I went into the forest by myself and found him next to the hollowed out log we were staying in when we first got here, along with two dead wolves around him....... He looked horrible Fluttershy he had deep cuts all over his back and arms, he had lost alot of blood when we got him to the hospital, they ....had to put him into a magically induced coma because his condition was so bad, he might not wake up," she was pouring out tears while I was hugging her trying to calm her. "....But I don't believe that one damn bit," she looks at me a bit surprised at the language I used. ".... He'll pull through I know he will he's probably more stubborn than I am, and that's saying something, without a doubt he'll come out of this funk one way or another." I say to her with the most serious look I can muster. "Are you sure, how do you know." she asks giving me a look of disbelief. "I've never been more positive in my life, I promi....NO I pinkie promise." I say getting a smile and a hug out of her, "Everything will be alright, mom..... I mean Fluttershy." I say putting on a bad poker face. "Mom?" she asks confused. 'OOOHHH boy I'm an idiot.' "I'm sorry you just remind of my mom." I say still putting on a bad poker face. "Oh well, you can call me mom then." she says to me with a motherly smile, as I look over to Angel bunny giving me the stank eye. 'U JELLY ANGEL WABBIT.' I think to myself.
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"A deal?" I ask, my curiousity peaked "What kind of deal?" I look to the Princess eager to hear what she has to offer. "A deal that could save your life.....or destroy it" She says looking back to me, "Oh?" I reply surprised "Care to tell me what the deal is?" I say still shocked at what she had said. "The deal will be either you stay a human and die or I can bind you to this world, you wouldn't beable to leave and you would be turned into a pony." She says without missing a beat. "Wow I can never leave, not that its a bad thing but what about my family back home, will I at least beable to use the phone Twilight enchanted for me to stay in contact?" I ask "I don't see why not you just can never go home again not even for a short time." she explains "I know it sounds wierd I mean ther is an obvious choice here but can I have a monet to just think?" I ask as it sinks in that I would never get to see my family again, then again its better then being dead right? "Take all the time you need, just call when you've made your choice" she replies "Alright thanks, I shouldnt be long I just need to let this sink in for a few minutes" I say as she fased away leaving me alone in this vast world that is my mind. 'Cmon man this should be a no brainer why is it so hard to just accept her deal, no matter what I do I'll never see my family again, but at least I'll get to talk to them and besides if you die what will that do to Fatman and Fluttershy and more importantly Twilight' "Twilight I've caused you too much pain already, no more" I say to myself before calling Luna back. "Princess" I say "You have a deal, I'm not ready to die yet" I wipe a tear from my eye and look up to the Princess "It is done" she says as im enveloped in a blinding light.
[M]
A month and a half has passed since the incident with Suicide, we've been visiting him everyday, in case he wakes up, he's shown no signs so far. Today The CMC, Spike, The girls, and I are going to visit him. We made our way to the hospital but not before I bought everyone lunch ( I had gotten a job bucking at Sweet Apple Acres.) Confound these ponies they drive me to become broke. BACK TO THE STORY. We walked into the hospital and Nurse Redheart at the front was expecting us, "He's in room 11." she says to us. "Moved him again, huh?" I say to her. 'Hmmm.. maybe He'll wake up today.' I think to myself. We walk in there and everything looks the same, Him just laying in bed looking peaceful I knew he would pull through I just wish he would wake up. 'C'mon wake up soon dude.' I think to myself finding a seat on the floor. We all sit there for about an hour just talking. "I guess we should head out now." I say to everyone in which they nod to me, while Scootaloo hugs him and Twilight gives him a kiss on the cheek. "Wake up soon dude, We'll be waiting heheh." I say walking out of the room.
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I got up early today, cause I just had a feeling that today was gonna be a good day, I didn't know why, but I just had that gut feeling. 'Well guess I should go pick up Twilight.' I think saying later to Fluttershy and walking out the door. Twilight and I got to the hospital about 15 minutes later, and once again Nurse Redheart is there waiting on us. "Room 11 again Hun." she says as we walk in. "Ok thanks Nurse Redheart." Twilight and I walk back there and don't see Suicide laying in the bed but just some pony laying there. "UMM... Nurse Redheart come here a sec." I walk out and say to her. "Where is Kevin?" I ask "he's not the..." Is all I manage to get out as I hear some shuffling on his bed. "MMM... Oh hey Matt." I hear the pony say. "Kevin?" I ask puzzled as hell. "...Yes?" he asks back. "DUDE YOU'RE A FREAKING PEGASUS." I scream out in a mix of surprise and some jealousy. "Oh yeh would you look at that." he says all nonchalant. I look over to see Twilight passed out. "Well I guess I got some explaining to do huh Heheh?"