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The Taxonomy of the Lower Reaches of the Discordian Dimensions

by Captain Wuzz
Discord wants to impress Fluttershy and Twilight. Unfortunately being intelligent doesn't mean you are wise.

As Discord tries to further integrate into pony society, he decides in typical Discord fashion to try and one up everyone by studying the creatures in his dimension.

However, things start to unravel when one of the creatures breaches the border between the chaos dimension and the ponies' home. It's up to Discord, the Mane Six and an ally from the past to stop it before it hurts someone else.

Things just aren't that simple with Discord at the helm.

Will he ever teach Twilight anything of use or just continue to be arrogant about his intelligence? Will he ever come to terms with how he feels about Fluttershy? Will he ever stop being a pain in the butt?

It…may take a while.

Note: Though this fic is tagged as mature, it's actually more teen. I'm just tagging it mature for my own reasons.

Contains [spoiler]Fluttercord. [/spoiler]

Complete
Drama
Romance
Science Fiction
Adventure
 

74797 words: Estimated about 6 hours to read

19 Chapters:

  1. Where the Wild Things Are 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    956
  2. I'm smarter than you 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2826
  3. We'll need an assistant 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3292
  4. 1 month ago... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    985
  5. Inter-dimensional Troubles 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4474
  6. In the Field 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4061
  7. Polymorphism 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3742
  8. I hung my head 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6041
  9. Past tense, tense past 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    5286
  10. Where the river goes 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3113
  11. Unto the Breach 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3220
  12. As close to good as possible 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    10042
  13. One of these things first 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3033
  14. The Lower Reaches 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    5779
  15. Putting the damage on 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3699
  16. When I am king you will be first against the wall 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4333
  17. Enter Entropy 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6117
  18. Half blind and spitting straight into the wind 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2688
  19. Epilogue: Two years later 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1110