Chapters Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings
Chapter 2: Volcanium Vengence.
"What?!" Commander Peepers yelled looking at The King of Bingleborp on screen. "What do you mean you're seeing someone else?!"
"Well you see you were off on the other side of the galaxy so someone else came and took over, they're even worse then you and Hater."
"WHAT!?" Hater yelled. "I'm the greatest in the galaxy! No one is better then me! Who said it? Sourdough? Screwball Jones? Emperor Awesome?!"
"Actually it was-" King Bingleborp never finished as a metal hand grabbed the camera and turned it to face him revealing it as "Captain Glacier, planetary conquerer, and the Greatest in the Galaxy!" Glacier said raising his sword causing a lightning strike then laughing.
"Who are you again?" Hater asked confused.
"Oh I'm sorry, you may be more familiar with my superior. Allow me to introduce her, The Duchess of Destruction! the Mistress of Mayhem! The Greatest in the Universe!"
"LORD DOMINATOR!" Dominator yelled popping onto the screen in her suit before changing out looking at Hater with a smug smile. "Hey Hater how've you been lately? I've been good, just took over one of your planets and my army is still doing so as I speak. Conquering planets instead of destroying them is a lot more fun then just destroying them. Just wanted to gloat, love you! Just kidding love your misery though bye!" Dominator then hung up leaving the Skullship silent.
Peepers slammed his head repeatedly on his desk in rage as the map showing the Hater Empire, almost 2/3 of it lost to Lord Dominator. "HOW!? HOW DIE SHE COME BACK!?" He yelled in rage.
"Commander Peepers?" A Watchdog asked him walking in.
"WHAT!?"
"Some guy walked up to the ship and said he could explain what's going on."
"Bring him in." Peepers commanded to which several more Watchdogs brought in Cell. "Hello C Peeps, Cell, fan of your work. Yeah I'm the one that resupplied Dominator."
Peepers' eye twitched slightly before he spoke into the microphone. "LORD HATER! WATCHDOGS! GET IN HERE!" Every Watchdog and Lord Hater ran straight into the room surrounding Cell. "This idiot gave one of the most dangerous beings in the galaxy an entire arsenal stronger then her old one!"
"Does it help that I actually reverse engineered it all from something else?"
"NO!"
"Whoa, someone's got a lot of built up anger inside."
"Because some idiot undid everything I was trying to fix for the past season...of my life."
"Calm down, give her some time, she'll conquer some planets then get bored and sort of wander off. At least that's what I did."
Dominator laughed firing lava around as her Volcanium Soliders moved in.
Who is the universe's awesomest evildoer?
Dominator!~
All Right
Who set the record for most cosmic explosions?
Dominator!~
"You got Dominated!" Glacier cheered on one planet with a pelvic thrust.
Hot lady villain coming back you should run!
She's number one!~
Dominator!~
Dominator and Glacier laughed as they looked at the chart seeing Dominator at 3 in the top 5 on the Galactic Villain Leader Board.
Glacier and Dominator danced in celebration, Dominator doing her own rendition of the Worm while Glacier ironically did the Robot, some other Soldiers joining in with their own dances.
Cell watched Dominator and some of her army dancing from his hidden tree spot, watching her closely through a telescope. "She's hot when she's dancing."
"If you're doing this isn't she hot to you period?" Alfreda asked over the comms making Cell panic before he wrapped himself around the tree branch he was on. "Yes she is, do you have any new I could use Yellow Deathless? Over."
"Just anything I could pull up on Wander and Sylvia, and as it turns out she's planning to give you a quick and painless death for your gift of dooming the galaxy."
"Shut up and tell me where they are now. Over."
"I'm just saying is all. Over."
Wander was cooking up a nice shish kebab over a campfire when Sylvia came running through with a newspaper in hand. "Wander! Have you seen the newspapers!? Dominator's back! And worse then before!"
"She's back! That's great, maybe she'll come around and I can offer her one of our sandwiches. Do you think she's a mustard person or mayo?" Wander asked.
"I've studied her, much like me she's a mustard person, I hate mayo." A voice said behind Sylvia causing her to jump seeing Cell behind her. "Whoa! Grop!"
"No it's Cell." Cell responded nonchalantly.
"We need to get a bell for you." Juan said by his side.
"Then we'd always be busy." Alfreda said climbing down a tree.
"Howdy there, folks call me Wander, this here's my best pal Sylvia." Wander greeted the trio happily.
"S'up."
"Well I'm Cell, these are my best buddies Juan and Alfreda." Cell greeted showing the two to them.
"We're not friends I've been try to kill you for like 3 months." Juan told Cell in annoyance.
"Two months seventeen days." Alfreda corrected Juan pulling out a notepad saying the same thing.
"Well welcome to the galaxy I hope you accept my humble offering of a fruit basket." Wander said taking one out which Cell grabbed with his tail and devouring some grapes. "Oh I can tell I'm gonna have a grape time knowing you."
"I can tell I'm going to have a grape time trying to kill you." Juan mumbled to himself.
"Oh I don't care about the grapes" Cell said wiping his mouth. "I'm just hungry from studying Dominator."
"What do you mean studying her?" Wander asked.
"I'm going to try and ask her out, but much like a hunter before going after it's prey, it must know how it's prey thinks, it's behavior, what type of shampoo she uses, not necessarily the last one but anything can help."
"Well she has a pollen allergy that makes her sneeze like a kitten." Sylvia brought up.
"Stop encouraging him, that's why I'm distancing myself as far from this as possible." Juan whispered to her.
"Thank you, I just need to know what she's done to the place after I left."
"Psst." A voice said above them to which everyone looked up and saw Dominator's ship above them with a set of stairs rolled out.
Cell and Wander looked at each other with a smile before slowly making their way up despite the protests of Alfreda and Sylvia who Juan held both back before letting them go when the ship blasted off.
Juan let go of Sylvia who then looked ready to attack him. "Are you insane, you just put our friends in the hands of the worst villain in the galaxy!"
"Your friend will escape, mine will die."
"But Cell's your friend, you may not like him but you have to admit that a part of you cares for him."
"He trapped me in a language no one at home speaks. I can either be stuck here and everyone understands me, or at home where no one understands me."
"Okay I'm actually a little confused."
Juan sighed. "Sit down, I have a long story to tell you. It's about 27,793 words long and I only enjoy telling it in 3088 word intervals."
Wander and Cell walked through the corridors amazed at the new artwork of her and Glacier, and various other things as well as pcitures of her on planets she conquered. "Wow she has been busy since I gave her this place." Cell noted.
"It's weird how Glacier's called Captain, I've been so used to hanging out with hater I expected something like-" Wander didn't finish as something tackled them both before hogtying them together to which Cell looked up seeing a Volcanium Solider who had some kind of spiky armor and glowed a dark red with one foot on top of them looking heroic.
Commander Magma~!
" 'Be careful bro! There unpredictable geniuses.'' Like this was impossible." Magma said before chuckling, his voice sounding like Dominator's with her helmet on but not as deep and not reverberating.
"Howdy there, folks call me Wander this here's my new pal Cell." Wander said oblivious to the situation.
"Howdy to you as well, I am Commander Magma, your captor and the last name either of you will learn." Magma then took out a phone and dialed a number before putting it to his ear. "Hey bro it's Magma, can you patch me through to Lord Dominator?"
Dominator's phone rang to which she grabbed it breathing heavily and sweating. "Dominator's Greater bedroom, the bad girl herself speaking."
"Good to hear your voice ma'm, I called to happily let you know, I got Cell and Wander." Magma said gloating the last part in a sing song. Dominator's eyes sparked with intrigue as a little smile appeared on her face. "With you right now?"
"Yep. looking at them right now- Wander got out somehow. I have Cell though, leave me and my guard to get the orange one."
"Not so concerned for Wander anymore, I will be having fun with Cell though."
"Good, I'll look for the Orange idiot, The green one will be by the murals of the planets conquered last week." Magma then hung up the phone before staying silent then screaming in annoyance of Wander's disappearance. "Solider Guard! Front and Center!" 4 Volcanium Soldiers who glowed a dark red like Magma teleported right in front of him saluting. "Wander has escaped my sight, you are to search your assigned positions and search every 1/16 of an inch until you find him and present his alive to me on a silver platter."
"Yes Sir!" The Guards replied before marching off in separate directions ready to search for Wander. Magma teleported out to do his duties, not seeing Wander peek out and look at Cell who began to wake from getting knocked out by Magma. "Okay seriously how do you do that?"
"Do what?"
"You what I don't really care anymore."
"Well I have a question for you, How do you get this to look exactly like this?"
"I didn't build it from scratch,I was gonna buy one at on Ebay or Amazon but I found this at a flea market. I was going to get a Star Destroyer or an Executor then I saw it."
Cell phased out of the ground in front of the saleman before looking back at the ship. "I'll take this one, but I won't pay a cent over 60 Bits."
"Sir this ship is extremely rare to find it's 1000 Credits." The Salesman told him.
"Ok 70 Bits."
"No."
"2000 Bits"
"That's twice what it's worth in a different currency!"
"...40 Bits."
"What?"
"H-he doesn't know how to haggle." Juan told him. "Just give him the keys to the ship and see if he likes it." The Salesman obliged giving them to Cell who flew inside then flew the ship off. As they waited Alfreda looked to Juan. "How do you think the dinosaurs died?"
"Because we're friends with an idiot."
"Caboose? Well he did accidentally think that all the dinosaurs were Church because he thinks time is circles."
"He kinda has a point because why else are clocks round?" Alfreda asked before the ship sped back and Cell walked by the Saleman tossing the keys to him. "I don't want it." Alfreda and Juan caught up with Cell.
"What happened?" Juan asked.
"Give me something to talk about to occupy our time for 30 minutes and you'll find out."
Cell walked back to the spaceship lot, Juan looking irritated from the conversation.
"There would be evidence that they would try to come back for revenge you idiot!" Juan yelled
"They don't because they know better! And that's just ridiculous, dinosaurs going extinct. They were just forced underground during the last human-dinosaur wars and humans just occasionally find their bones sometimes." Cell explained.
"You have one more stupid sentence before I beat you to death with my Blaze of Glory until all I'm holding is the back end."
"Looks like our salesman is having trouble." Cell said pointing to the salesman who looked unnerved as every sip he had was sold except for the ship Cell wanted. "Trouble in salesmanship hombre?"
"There's something wrong with the ship and no one wants it. I still can't figure it out."
"I'll take it. Not one cent over 40 Bits."
"Fine I just don't care anymore." Cell gave him 40 bits and Alfreda and Juan followed Cell inside the ship beginning to take off while the Salesman still contemplated his trouble. "It doesn't make any sense, everyone else liked it but turned it down, nobody complained about any smell or stains until..." The Saleman's eyes widened as he looked up at the ship in rage. "You swindler!"
"NO GIVESIES BACKSIES!" Cell yelled before flying off.
"Me crapping myself was on purpose at the time but I managed to find a way to turn it to my advantage and you're gone aren't you?" Cell turned to see Wander was gone and he was behind a crowd of Volcanium Soldiers. He inch wormed his way through seeing Pinkie Pie doing tricks and dancing.
Cell attempted to say something but something pulled him back and threw him to the wall. When Cell got his bearing he found it was Alfreda that threw him to the wall. "You're lucky I'm immortal. What do you see in her to go to these limits?"
"These aren't the limits. And it's her beautiful smile."
"When she's causing misery."
"Her smooth green skin."
"I'm not going to ask why you know it's smooth but why does it matter that it's green?"
"Of course you wouldn't care about color because you can't see it."
"That doesn't- wait what?"
"You're a Wirewolf. Wirewolves are dogs, dogs are can't see color, so they can't see her beautiful skin color or those of the Great American flag ya dirty Commie."
"1. I can see colors. 2. You're from Japan you jackass you just speak english. Faust I feel like I hang out with a child."
"Oh well if I'm a child you wanna know what that makes Dominator when she likes me? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if you crush my dreams of being with her while I'm lectured by a pervert." Cell then easily broke out of his ropes and walked away. Alfreda was silent before moving a Volcanium Solider's arm pointing his gun to his head. "Can you pull the trigger? I just need to do this once."
Cell sneaked through the halls passing by patrols like a ninja, taking note of their patterns for next time he was in the ship. Cell decided that it was time to take on a form that was more in tune with his element thanks to some of Oolong's DNA Yemma was kind enough to give him. His body turned gray as he shrunk down to the size of a dog glowing orange much like the soldiers with some points on his body and a weird pincer mouth.
"I feel violated." Cell said to himself being in a form not of his own design. Cell trotted through the hallways with ease as the Volcanium Soldiers paid no mind to him as Cell rounded a corner deciding to go ghost mode and phase through the wall. He found himself at the front of the bathroom door in Dominator's room, hearing the shower running he turned around seeing Dominator take off the rest of her clothes to which Cell's mandibles widened along with his eyes and crawled backwards not blinking ending up backing into an air vent accidentally bumping into Wander. "Whoa sorry to bump into you mister robot dog."
"It's more perfect then I am." Cell said awestruck and oblivious to the wandering weirdo.
"Cell? How did you do that? Could you show me how?"
"I must have her. Perfect Emerald to Pink Terror are the cameras in the bathroom and bedroom streaming? Over."
"Yep. They have been for 3 days, why? Something wrong happen? Over"
"Oh far from it, I'm gonna be busy for a few hours after I get out of the ship so just giving you a heads up to turn off your radio. Over." Cell turned back into his original form grabbing Wander. "Let's go see how the guys are doing without us."
"And Sylvia."
"Oh yeah her too I guess." With that Cell crawled through the vents managing to find one that led to outside and left. Not long after they left some Volcanium Soldiers crawled through finding the open vent. "Rock Paper Scissors loser tells Magma we lost them both?"
The other solider simply looked at him before throwing his hand down beginning to play against him.
Wander and Cell came down onto the planet they were on before getting on Dominator's ship and looked on as Sylvia and Juan wrestled around on the ground as Alfreda watched on. "Okay why?" Cell simply asked.
"Oh Juan was sleeping after telling her about our adventure so far and Sylvia was trying to grab his Butterfinger."
"They don't even know each other that well why would she-"
"No idiot the candy bar. Juan told her 'Nobody's laying a finger on my Butterfinger.' Sylvia said that his little chant doesn't scare her. Juan asked her what she's gonna do about it and she said she was gonna introduce her friends, 'Lady Haymaker and the Duchess of Whaling.' Juan replied saying they might be good friends with his friends, 'The Right Hook King and his brother Lieutenant Fists Mcgee' Then she got the first punch in it turned into a game of Rock em Sock em Robots but neither of them were willing to budge. It's actually fascinating to watch."
"We're naming our fists now? Ok I'm calling my right one Jerky and my left one Birdy." Cell replied.
"I'll feel the urge to ask why but the context of that sentence answers the question. Then I'm calling my right one Twilight and my left one Saddle Rager." Alfreda replied.
"Why not the other way around?"
"Because the Twilight I'm talking about is the Goddess of Destruction we met that became my girlfriend."
"Still weird."
"You're both idiots." Juan yelled out as he put Sylvia in a chokehold. "Say Uncle!" Juan yelled as Sylvia growled attempting to throw him off only for him to simply ride her still chocking her, her face beginning to turn a beet red. "Say it! Say Uncle!" Sylvia got him off throwing him off in a huff trying to walk away. "Okay Wander I think we should-" Sylvia couldn't finish as she was sent slamming to the ground. She looked back and saw Juan holding her tail with a smile on his face.
"Don't finish what you can't start!" Juan yelled pulling her back to which she brought her tail up and began slamming him into the ground trying to get him off and managing so sending Juan into a tree. Sylvia got out some Orble Juice and created a bubble running towards Wander grabbing him as Juan got up. "Good fight, maybe next time we have some dinner!" He yelled to her.
"You can't handle this!" Sylvia yelled back.
"Feisty. I like her." Juan said with a smile.
"See this universe isn't that bad Juan, a girlfriend for you, and a goddess for me." Cell replied to which Juan stabbed him in the jugular causing Cell to fall to the ground in pain as it healed.
"She's not my girlfriend, I simply like her because she's shares my perception of you."
"A guy who's the perfect friend for anyone?"
"An idiot that infuriates my existence."
"That's seem a bit harsh Juan." Alfreda replied.
"Don't tell me you haven't thought about killing him."
"Oh no I have even the perfect way. I'd spike the next drink he'd have with whale tranquilizer and wait a few hours before it flushes out of his system, so even if a piece of him that can't regenerate there'll be no trace, then throw his unconscious body-"
"Into a supervolcano." Juan replied with a smile. "Exactly! The perfect crime, she agreed that it was a bit crazy but it could work."
"Okay are you guys done? I need some time alone." Cell asked.
"Gonna contemplate my plan to kill you?"
"1. I'm gonna find my own drinks from now on, 2. I saw Dominator naked so I'm in need to relive some stress."
"How long do you need?" Alfreda asked.
"Long enough." Cell replied.
"And we're outta here!" Alfreda yelled flying off with Juan in tow.
5 Volcanium Soldiers lead by Magma touched down on the planet, some white piles everywhere as they investigated. "Weird, it's an adequate climate yet it looks like there are piles of unmelted snow around here." Magma observed.
A Volcanium Solider walked to a pile scanning it. "Uh Sir, these aren't piles of snow. In face some of this has Cell's DNA in it."
A Solider tripped on a rock and ended up sticking his left arm into a pile. "God dammit! Oh geez oh gross I got my arm in one of his loads, organics are disgusting, this is all squishy and sticky. I guess that's the end of this arm." The Volcanium solider then cut off his left arm with his blade by his side.
"All right Lord Dominator's in a planet destroying mood and wants to keep as many people under her reign as possible so she wants it to be lifeless, I'm pretty sure this place definitely qualifies. Leave a beacon for the ship to find." Magma ordered
"Do we tell her about the loads?" A solider asked to which Magma shot him encasing him in a block of Volcanium X.
"There's no cops in this galaxy, we take this to our graves In the first step of our Volcanium Vengeance." Magma warned them to which the soldiers saluted agreeing.
Alfreda shivered and he cooked his shish kabob over he fresh fire. "What's wrong?" Pinkie Pie asked munching on a cupcake.
"I have this sort of sixth sense like your Pinkie Sense, only it detects when someone does something like medium awareness or something sounding pretty meta." Alfreda replied.
Pinkie Pie got excited after hearing it. "Oh is there a sort of way you can figure out what it is exactly?"
"Just a shiver with everything, all though I can kinda feel what something someone specifically does. I think this one was a title drop."
Cell emerged from some bushes cleaning himself from a towel. "I know, I always feel like that when we go into a new world."
"Yeah, I always feel that way when I see someone new, and when I see a girl. It goes away because they usually mean girls." Caboose replied.
"That's because you two are idiots. Well a Team Killing Fucktard and a horny idiot." Juan said sharpening his machete.
"Seriously Juan how many weapons do you have on you?" Alfreda asked.
"You don't want to know how many answers that question has."
Cell's heard a ringing going off in and pulled out a cell phone. "What up? Perfect Android Cell speaking."
"How do you have pockets to hold that phone in?" Juan asked.
"Really, she said my name!? Of course, we'll be right there!" Cell hung up smiling grabbing Pinkie and Juan. "Can't talk picking someone up, have fun with Caboose, buy gold bye~!" Cell yelled flying off.
Alfreda was confused blinking before looking at Caboose. "So with all the idiots gone wanna talk about something?"
"Do you ever wonder why we're here?"
"I wonder why I can never die I think that counts for something."
Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings
Chapter 3: Dominator Makes it Better
Magma and Glacier waited in boredom with some other patients, some of the patients looking unnerved by the giant robot and his brother who were shook by the loud scream causing Glacier to get up and run for the back. "I will save you my Lord!" Glacier yelled unsheathing his sword.
"Brother! Leave her to her appointment!" Magma yelled pulling on Glacier by his heels.
The Wirewolf Dentist was careful after dodging a blast of lava from the seething Villainess. "Sweet Alpha this toothache is bad, I can see you've been eating right but this tooth is just oozing with rage. What have you been doing to build that up?" He asked looking at the pitch black tooth that buzzed as if alive.
"For the last time, It was that green idiot Cell!The next time we see him I'll rip him in two!" Dominator yelled, her eyes shifting between blue then orange as her voice shifted between sounding like Glacier's then Magma's from her own.
"Oh great a Schizo, just what I needed." The Dentist remarked before Dominator smacked him away enclosed in her armor. "Cell,Cell, CELL!"
"All right, guess it's time to break out the big guns." The Dentist grabbed a mask with some wires attached to it and the tube and managed to get it on Dominator's face before she knocked him off.
"At last we are free, let the universe tremble at the return, of Mag-" Dominator never finished as she screamed being electrocuted.
The Dentist sighed in relief and took out some pliers before lifting her mask and made a big pull on the black tooth eventually pulling it out sending him flying into Magma and Glacier knocking them both unconscious. The dentist looked at them and sighed. "Sorry Miss Dominator, it appears your friends won't be able to take you home, do you have an emergency contact that can come pick you up?"
"Cell..." She mumbled before slipping into unconsciousness.
"Wakey wakey, Dominatey." A voice said as Dominator opened her eyes seeing Cell waving at her while Pinkie and Juna both poked the unconscious pieces. Dominator's visor came down and flames rose behind her as she roared before they immediately died down and she hugged Cell as if drunk, her visor's green color now shifting between cyan and orange. "Hey I know you... What're you doin here?"
"I was told I'm apparently your emergency contact."
"You are? That must mean we're the best of friends."
"Ok this is weird."
"She called me her friend!" Cell yelled doing somersaults of joy. While Juan merely looked at the dentist. "So just bring her home and it should wear off by the time we get there?"
Juan carried the loopy supervillainess on his back as Cell continued to list off various things. "And then I can leave a note by her bed giving her my number and then we can go out and be a couple. This'll advance my plan by months in advance!"
"She is hammered on what might be considered morphine if it wasn't for the electric cables attached to it so she isn't going to remember any of it nor will anything she says make sense."
"My purple feels like paper!" Dominator yelled out.
"But then again nothing you say does, and you in fact said that last week."
"But come on, maybe all she needs is the power of love that melt that cold heart of hers."
"Or have a stake driven through it to save us the trouble of thawing it." Juan replied then realizing he wasn't holding anything and looked to find Dominator moving towards the crashed spaceship on an asteroid with blocks of ice littered everywhere. Cell began to shake before jumping up. "I will protect her!" Cell then flew down sending Juan flying into Pinkie to which he looked at her dust cloud with a groan of "Sigh."
Dominator tore through the hole and gathered a few ice blocks before her hands glowed blue changing the ice, breaking it apart into shaved ice without even touching it.
"Hey Juan I didn't know she could do that." Cell told the Wirewolf who was stunned.
"She can't, I hacked her database to see what she could do. This doesn't even fit anything she can do."
Dominator then compacted the shaved into a small ball and ate only to freeze up feeling a part of her mouth pulsate. "Why?! It burns like a so badly! Make it go away~!" She then retracted into her armor like a turtle shivering.
Cell walked to the cowering villain and rubbed her back comforting her. "Shush, it's all right, I'm here for you, will you feel better if we break some of the bones of the dead crew?"
Dominator sniffled before coming out still in her armor. "I guess."
Cell grabbed her hand and they both skipped over to the skeletons as Juan recorded it one his phone. "I take it back, this is gonna be the best day of my life." Juan then uploaded the video to Youtube smiling at the views beginning to pile up.
Dominator and Cell laid back on the top of the ship, the skeletons gathered around them as they stared at the long and beautiful nebula above them. Dominator looked at Cell who simply smiled at her. 'I hope you can hear my words, weirdo from a distant world, you make me feel happy and stomach doesn't attempt to hurl, but look at you a clueless fool, hanging with me thinking I'm actually kinda cool.'
"You think that she knows that she's talking aloud?" Cell asked.
"Why am i starting to drool?" Dominator asked a slit in her visor wandering to the side while drool escaped the bottom of her mask.
"I hope not." Juan said with a smile recording it.
"How much of her are you recording?"
"Until I feel the sweet embrace of death or get bored."
Pinkie Pie yelped out causing Cell and Juan to look and seeing Dominator moving towards her with her fist clenched and bringing it towards her, revealing a necklace made of finger bones. Pinkie was creeped out but that was quickly replaced with joy and Pinkie Pie gave her a crushing hug. "Thank you so~ much I've never gotten a gift like this before." Pinkie hoped off with a smile as Dominator clutched her chest in pain. "Why does my heart ache so much! It's all fuzzy and nice."
"That's the feeling I get from helping someone." Cell replied.
"That's the feeling I'll get when Cell dies."
"I wanna feel more of it!"
"Christmas Eve is in a day, I say we help Wander and the other shop for everyone else."
"Wander...that name..." Dominator replied, her regular voice slipping through at hearing the name.
Cell collapsed on the ground of the asteroid in exhaustion as Juan took off the Santa hat. "Stop trying to get me to be Santa."
"I can't be Santa, I'm too tired, not fat enough, and my wings and tail always tear up the costume."
Dominator bear hugged Juan from behind in her armor, however it was colored like Santa Claus with some Christmas lights wrapped around her helmet's horns. "It was amazing, so many people to make happy,and that Wander guy was familiar but nice, his fruit basket was delicious."
"Okay seriously why does her voice keep changing?" Juan asked.
"Lord Dominator? Ma'm? Are you here?"
"I brought treats to help you find us!"
"Great, it's Dumbass and Magma." Juan snarked looking over the horizon seeing the two of them looking around.
Cell looked at Dominator and sighed, this wasn't the way the plan was supposed to go, but it's shaved the grueling 20 years he planned to woe her into a few months. She grabbed her hand and guided her towards them. "You're supposed to be with them. As much as I want you to stay, it's not the right time yet. Just remember that I love you Dominator, and I always will."
Dominator brought something out of her pocket revealing it as a necklace from around her neck putting it around Cell's neck before lowering her mask kissing him on the forehead. "Goodbye Cell."
Cell's eyes began to water as Dominator went off to the Volcanium Soldiers getting into her ship. Pinkie and Alfreda looked sad seeing Cell cry only for him to look away. "Don't look at me! I said Don't look at me!" Cell ran off crying streams of tears pouring from his eyes. Juan looked then shrugged before pressing a plunger causing an explosion on Dominator's ship.
"Juan why?!" Alfreda asked.
"That's my Christmas Gift to Dominator. a bunch of idiot Soldiers out of commission for Christmas."
Dominator yelped waking up having some trouble getting out of her armor before shaking herself to calm down. "Thank Grop it was just a horrible almost holiday themed dream."
"If only Ma'm, if only." Magma told her to which she looked around seeing dozens of Volcanium Soldiers in casts in the hospital beds around her groaning in pain.
"Could be worse" Dominator said not caring about them before realizing that meant the dream was real: kissing Cell, doing nice things, all of it. Then Magma took his phone out and showed the video to her. "Look at you a clueless fool, hanging with me thinking I'm actually kind of cool, why and I starting to drool?"
A massive vein pulsated on her forehead as her pupils caught aflame with growing rage of the pictures and videos Juan took of her and Cell, especially the one of her skipping with him in her armor. In her mind there was a boiler with a picture of her calm face on the left end and a fiery picture of her mask face on the other end. The needle all the way on the left end sped to the right end breaking the gage as the boiler's side burst open with flames of rage.
Magma saw her beginning to foam at the mouth and yelled. "She's gonna blow! Leave the wounded and get the heck outta Dodge!" The Volcanium Soldiers screamed in panic running away as Dominator began to generate heat from her gloves that glowed an unearthly blue flame before a blue explosion burst forth.
Alfreda watched the Campfire as he made smores before a sonic wave of someone's roar of unyielding rage shook the planet before moving through. Alfreda looked in disbelief before shrugging it off. "Neat, someone's roar of anger broke the laws of physics and is traveling through space. Hey Juan you think you might have something to do with that?"
"Probably, hold on gotta finish something up. Cell, the Airing of Grievances is done, now it is time for the Festivus Feats of Strength, I challenge you."
"Sweet-wait what?" Cell asked before Juan tackled him to the ground wrestling him without restraint. "Uncle uncle!, I call uncles dammit!" Cell begged out.
"This is the best Festivus I've ever had!" Juan yelled happily
"This is the first Fesitvus you've had." Alfreda pointed out before Caboose walked out then saw Juan wrestling.
"Oh let me help Juan!" Caboose yelled running for them to which the whole group screamed "NO~!" As Caboose dived for Juan and Cell.
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Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings
Chapter 4: Tis the Season(Boxing day special technically)
A Volcanium Solider collapsed against a wall in exhaustion as another walked in equal exhaustion. "Great Grop she'd working us half to death."
"She is really angry at Juan and Cell Bob."
"I know it's Christmas, I just want one break, I'd tell her but she killed Phil for asking 3 hours ago." Bob felt something poke him in the back then looked behind him seeing a green gift wrapped box. He opened it and inside he found a small Volcanium Crawler Plushie. "It's beautiful" Bob said with a smile hugging it, his friend patted him on the back before they heard footsteps and Bob teleported away to his bunk. Dominator walked by and spotted the box then examined it personally. She felt the texture of the wrapping paper, examined the color of green and let a wicked smile grow on her face putting it down. "It looks like Cell wants the spread the seasons joy. I'll play his game." She said to herself. "Alert the ship, anyone sees that green dork, immobilize him on sight, I want to give him the best and last gift he'll ever enjoy."
"You're gonna buck him to death?" A solider walking by asked to which Dominator shot an icicle through his chest. "Anyone else wanna say it!?" She yelled out.
"Nah."
"We're fine."
"You're good."
"I was waiting to see your reaction to someone that said it." Several Soldiers yelled out.
Dominator sighed then walked off, the soldier following behind her. The dead solider twitched and got up making sure the coast was clear and took off his shell revealing Alfreda underneath. "Cell, come Boxing Day I'm going to cave your face in. Over"
"Roger that Yellow Deathless, I still owe you for saving me and Carlos Spicy Wiener from TKF. Over."
"Okay I've distributed the gifts to Soldiers S through Z and that B Juan missed, Pinkie's wrapping up N-R and Juan's finished up A through F, That leaves you with G through M. Over."
"All set with H to K, The only G and M's here are Magma and Glacier. Over."
"Wait then who's L because the only one registered here is Larry and he died a few hours ago. Over."
"Who do you think Deathless Jackass. Over."
"Hey that's Yellow Deathless to you. Over"
"Not anymore. Over." Cell then hung up on him.
"Freakin Smartass."
Cell slithered through the hallways dropping the presents for the new ones coming through the machines to replace the ones that croaked. Looking ahead he saw a Magma Guard hugging another one that was holding a shining ruby. Cell took out his slingshot and fired it causingit to hit the former who turned around and opened it, finding a top hat and cane and his eyes turned a heart pink.
Magma walked around seeing the Guard tap dancing in his hat and cane to which Magma groaned and looked behind him seeing Cell who held a gift with his name on it. Magma yelped and teleported away to Dominator in the surveillance room. "Ma'm, you might wanna see this."
Magma brought up the cameras showing the entire ship showing almost the entire crew enjoying their gifts with heart pink eyes.
"Okay this is a problem- wait why is there a camera set up in my bathroom?"
"We have a lot of them you might have to be specific."
"My personal bathroom."
"Oh that one I had no say in it no one told me about that one."
"Give me a minute." Dominator left the room and Magma could see on the camera Dominator walked into the bathroom and destroy the camera with an icicle. Magma swung the swivel chair around finding Pinkie Pie in his face.
"Hi." Pinkie whispered his gift in her hooves to which Magma screamed like a girl.
Dominator heard the scream and ran back into the surveillance room and found the chair facing away and moved to it slowly turning it around revealing Magma limp in the chair with heart pink eyes a picture of her and him laughing and high-fiving behind an enslaved planet with a message in her handwriting.
'Best wishes from your best boss, keep up that infliction of suffering on others,
"Oh yeah I forgot I signed one of these." Dominator said to herself closing Magma's eyes before looking at the cameras to find Glacier holed up in her room. She ran out to him leaving Magma in the room who opened his eyes. "I'm not dead. Idiot." Magma said to himself.
Dominator ran into her room find Glacier there and dodged the sword slash he attempted before Glacier calmed down. "My Lady! Sorry this outbreak has me on edge."
"Everyone's just frozen up from being happy to react to anything you big moron I mean seriously."
"Fine! Then leave, I don't need you I can take care of myself." Glacier then sat on the bed with his arms crossed like an angry child.
"This is my room." Glacier got up and walked out of the room slamming the door before turning around finding Pinkie Pie and Caboose down the hall holding a big present for him. Glacier backed up and knocked on the door calmly. "Lord Dominator please let me back into the room, The Pink One and Blue Male are outside and have a big gift for me. I am so terrified I can't even raise my voice from processing the fear."
Pinkie looked at Caboose with a smile and took out a large cannon pushing the present in and Caboose took aim. "I'm supposed to help the big guy right?"
"Yep he's on our team." Caboose fired the cannon hitting Glacier dead center with deadlier precision breaking him into pieces.
Dominator felt scared for a second before hearing something tear through and bark licking Glacier who chuckled a little. Dominator back away scared at the unknown hitting something hearing breathing and turned around seeing Juan who looked at him with a cruel smile. "Boo."
Dominator screamed crashing through the door in terror screaming all the way crashing through any Volcanium Solider that got in her way getting in the escape pod and crashing on a planet Magma recommended to destroy and barricaded herself in a cave with rocks and lava creating a fire for herself to light up the room, revealing Alfreda and Cell with a gift in their hands to which Dominator screamed trying to get out but the wall was too thick. Dominator desperately shot icicles and lava at Cell only for Cell to use Alfreda as a meat shield in response.
"I don't think she wants your gift." Alfreda told Cell in pain.
"It's the thought that counts." Cell replied.
"There hasn't been a moment like today where I've hated you the most."
As Cell brought the gift towards her, the entrance burst open letting light in, revealing Glacier riding on top of a Volcanium Crawler Big enough to ride with several Volcanium Soldiers pouring in. "Protect Lord Dominator, secure the idiots that aren't me go go go!"
The Volcanium Soldiers saluted and tackled the duo and escorted Dominator out, one of them taking off her helmet and doing her hair. Dominator looked shocked before finally processing the information. "That...was...amazing! You guys burst in and actually did something right for once." The solider handed her a mirror revealing her hair looking like how it did before Cell gave her the ship and everything, she hadn't had the time to cut it getting herself back on the map. "All I can really say is just, good job!"
"Thank you Ma'm, all we needed was a little positive reinforcement to make us feel important Ma'm, your gifts made us feel like family and we love you Ma'm!" The soldiers hugged her while Glacier got off the Crawler feeding him some rocks.
"Can I keep the Crawler? I promise I won't eat him like the other ones."
"Of course, we could use him."
"It's her. I will name her, Captain Sorla Olivia Icicle the 2nd."
"Can't we just call her one of those names for short?"
"I will allow either Sorla or Olive."
"Only Olive." Dominator replied feeling some pain in her heart at the name Sorla, and thinking of how the gifts weren't from her. Magma grabbed the gift Cell and Alfreda tried to give her and gave it to her. "They disappeared leaving this."
"Alfreda's Batman?'
"Okay you shut up."
Dominator opened the gift revealing just a piece of paper saying "You're welcome, love Cell, P.S. here's my number call me." with a series of digits at the bottom.
Dominator looked at her now more competent troops and realized what Cell was doing the whole time, giving them all the gifts but giving her all the credit. She was still going to kill him, but couldn't help but think of him fondly for that moment. "I'm going to miss him when he's dead."
Cell landed on the ground with Alfreda by his side looking at the group consisting of Caboose, Juan, and Pinkie Pie with a smile.
"I'd say this worked out perfectly."
"You keep making her army better and better making the situation worse and worse for everyone else just to get some." Juan replied.
"Yep everything's coming up Operation Emerald Flames."
"Look at the bright side Juan, it's midnight so now it's Boxing Day." Alfreda replied putting on some gloves.
"Yeah- Wait what?" Cell asked before Alfreda began to pummel on Cell soon joined by Juan.
Author's Note
Happy Boxing Day. Sorry my previous chapter was kind of eh but the context of some of it will make an impact in the story, I promise the next one will be better, comment below to voice your opinion. Merry Christmas, Happy Festivus, and Happy New Year.
Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings
Chapter 5: Swapper over Yonder
Lord Hater repeatedly knocked on Commander Peeper's door growing a bit tired. "Peepers, come out and help run the Hater Empire. I've been doing this for three days my arms starting to hurt." Hater whined. "Don't make me fire you again." The door opened allowing Hater in to find dozens of Blue prints before Peepers popped out with a bloodshot eye holding a remote. "Good to see you sir, it took three days but I did it, I created a device that will let us travel to other universes to spread the rest of the Hater Empire! I didn't tell you because I knew you'd probably break something important."
"Nuh uh!" Hater replied angry leaning back somehow tripping on a cord knocking down a lamp causing it to fall on and break an empty goldfish bowl. Peepers rolled his eyes as Hater got up. "Where'd you find what we needed to get it to work?"
"I siphoned some energy from someone not from our universe along with tapping into his vibrational frequency." Peepers pressed a button revealing a window showing Alfreda in another room in bloody pieces being scanned.
"You know at this point dying tickles." Alfreda said chuckling before Peepers pressed the button again closing the window.
"This is amazing! Fire away Peepers, maybe we'll find a Wander who'll leave me alone." Hater said with malicious glee.
"Sir this thing is practically untested, the guy gave me a cat when I shot a portal, I tied a roped to it, something either ate it or cut the rope."
Hater rolled his eyes and simply grabbed the remote and pressed the button creating a green portal. "Well I'm not a cat. I am Lord Hater! Multiversal Conquerer and Number One Super Star!" Hater jumped through the portal, Peepers running behind, unable to hear the explosion that came from the door revealing Sylvia, Juan and Cell on the other side. "Alfreda!" Cell yelled out seeing his friend torn up while Juan and Sylvia investigated the green portal.
"Quick! Say something coherent!" Cell begged Alfreda to do.
"Let go of my head I'm not dead you idiot. When at every time I've been torn apart have I actually died?" Alfreda asked him as his body parts connected themselves back together.
"I withdraw my concern then."
"Hey idiots I'd suggest expressing concern over the portal the man child and cyclops just made to the rest of the multiverse." Juan told Alfreda and Cell pointing to said portal.
"New World!" Cell yelled running to the portal.
"Cell wait what about Pinkie and Caboose?"
"F*ck em!" Cell yelled jumping into it.
"Don't worry Alfreda, I'll drag him by his bodiless head back if I have too." Juan said jumping through the portal followed by Sylvia and Alfreda.
Cell walked around on the empty asteroid with some ruins annoyed. "I was hoping for something cool like Xenomorphs that discovered America or Justin Bieber founding the Nazi's, instead I got the Multiverse Boonies were everything's inbred and looks the Alpha damn same in this Alpha damn universe! And the architecture of these ruins is a shit show."
"Ya done being stupid?" Sylvia asked Cell to which Juan smiled as he came out of the portal hearing it.
"Now you're getting it."
Cell was about to say something when he heard something catch his ear. "You guys hear that?"
"The sound of stupid from your mouth?" Juan replied.
"No. It sounds like, a ukelele."
"How do you know it's that specific instrument?" Sylvia asked.
"It's best not to ask if you ask him." Juan replied as Cell walked off listening to the 'music'. Cell peaked out from a bush seeing the girl strumming her ukelele a little. What the girl looked like stuck Cell like Gohan's Kamehameha to his everything. The girl had light green skin, white hair with a hat like Wander's, a black dress with a small heart with some small holes in it and sneakers.
"Cell did you stop because you've finally gone deaf and can't hear the music." Alfreda asked before Cell tackled him choking him. "Quiet! I figured it out. Peepers device isn't a portal gun. It's a time machine!"
"That's actually the smartest thing he's said the whole voyage." Juan replied. "Wait a minute where's your evidence?"
"Over the bushes."
Juan looked over seeing the girl who noticed them. "Oh hi there! My name's Dommie Nator, people just call me Dommie."
Juan blinked once before it clicked. "Holy Sh*t it's Dominator." Juan said stunned. "Cell's right?"
"I never thought I'd see the day." Alfreda replied before something else crossed his mind. "Hold on, who's the greatest in the galaxy?"
"Well there's two people that argue over that. Madame Sylvia, all though I just call her Sylvia, and King Waldemar."
"There it is, multiverse theory."
"Goddamn it! Why can I never be right?" Cell complained.
"Because Multiverse Theory's a bitch." Juan said with a smile as Sylvia walked up.
"Sylvia? Why don't you have your gloves?"
"Okay I have several questions." Sylvia asked confused at the small Dominator.
"As do the rest of us." Juan replied.
"An aw Crap Baskets just dawned on me." Alfreda said. "If Dominator's Wander in this universe, who's in Dominator's role?"
Everyone save for Dommie clicked together the pieces as several Dom-Bots surrounded them and aimed their blasters at them. "Aw Crap baskets." Juan and Cell said.
"Told ya."
As the group was escorted by the Dom Bots, they talked among each other on how this Wander must act. "I'm thinking he might be more like his usual self, only you know...a total dick." Cell suggested.
"Or he could be just as insane as Dominator." Sylvia replied then dodged his tail trying to stab her due to that comment.
"I'm guessing Hater. As in immature, insecure, and emotionally unstable." Alfreda brought up as they came face to face with a big door that the Dom Bot knocked on which opened.
The group was surprised not only at the guy that looked like Wander but was Dominator's size with her helmet, gloves and cape on, but also the fact that their Wander was there and was currently being chased by the evil Wander.
"Hold still! I just wanna kill you!" He yelled firing lava at him.
"King Waldemar, we have Dommie Nator, along with some others." Waldemar looked at the group to which Cell waved with a small smile.
"Who are they? And what's Sylvia doing without her gloves."
"Oh. Let me elaborate." Cell replied. "I am Cell, the perfect Bio Warrior, This is my best friend Juan Mofongo."
"Don't believe a word of that second half of his sentence." Juan told Waldemar.
"And the one in the front is Alfreda, he was a prison bitch."
"Shut up about that Cell!" Alfreda yelled at him.
"It's true though." Cell said before Alfreda hit him in the face.
"You look different, what part of the galaxy are you from, I think I'd have fun destroying that part. And how did Sylvia manage to get that far?"
"Oh no you're confused see we're from-" Cell didn't finish as Sylvia managed to cover his mouth. "Nope I'm that girl you're talking about."
Juan blinked before looking around. "Huh? Are we back in our universe away from all the stupid?"
"Juan why?!" Alfreda asked.
"Oh sorry I spaced out from boredom what was the question he asked?"
"Well isn't that fascinating? Multiverse theory, so many choices, so much chaos once I get the other half of Dommie's ice powers." Waldemar said before Wander saw Sylvia.
"Sylvia!" Wander yelled tackling her, the impact breaking her chains as they both crashed into some Walde-Bots. "This universe is amazing, everything's so different, and they're so many alternate people to met."
Waldemar growled, his gloves glowing red. "I was gonna wait for killing you until I took Dommie's Frostonium Powers, but I think I'll sped that up to know."
Cell was about to say something when he started to look around. "Anyone else hear that?"
"The sound of me wanting to kill you more and more?" Juan asked.
"What? I'm talking about the sound of someone screaming coming closer and-" Cell didn't finish as a spaceship crashed into the bridge followed by a giant police cruiser. Hater and Peepers fell out of the ship's open mouth pursued by another duo of them but wearing police uniforms chasing them.
"Huh. Neat, makes sense Peepers and Hater would be space police." Alfreda said intregied by the sight.
"F*ck the police!" Cell shouted.
"Nobody asked you." Juan replied.
"Hatey!" Dommie yelled running to the blue Hater giving him a big hug.
"You know that makes the most sense out of everything I've seen." Juan commented before another ship crashed right into Waldemar's ship. Alfreda looked out and saw Dominator's ship stuck in Waldemar's.
"Well Cell, the silver lining is that your girlfriend's here." Alfreda said only to find Cell vanished somehow.
A window in Dominator's cockpit broke and Glacier stumbled out. "Ow. Just ow in the owverything."
Magma came out soon afterward and looked around. "Hey, took a crap, gave the wheel to Glacier, regret it, came out, in another universe, what's up?"
"Wander's our new boss."
"How do you know that name?" Waldemar growled.
"It's the other guys name." Glacier replied pointing to Wander.
"Magma, did you give Glacier the wheel again?" Dominator yelled walking out and spotting the Dom-Bots. "Did Glacier suck us into a wormhole?"
"No the idiot got us sucked into another universe." Magma replied as Dominator spotted Waldemar and walked to him. "Just what do you think you're doing?"
"I was on my way destroying this galaxy when all these idiots just dropped out of nowhere."
"Destroying planets? Please last season of their lives. Regular conquering is where it's at. I've conquered half of that idiot Hater from my universe's empire and it's way more fun than just destroying it all."
"Your opinion, not mine. Plus I look better with the gloves and helmet."
"I look better. You look like a display animal they put random clothes on when it's halloween."
"At least I don't look like an angsty teenager." Dominator slapped Waldemar in the face at the remark. Waldemar attempted to strike her back but Dominator caught the gloved hand with her right glove. Both of them screamed as voices spoke in the mindscape.
'Bro! Finally I've found you ya icicle covered moron!'
'Yeah after the explosion I woke up here with the furry.'
'Well what're you waiting for, dad contacted me, we can't take her over yet but this is going to be fun.'
An aura that glowed an icy blue flowed from Waldemar's glove going into Dominator's flowing into her left glove, both their eyes glowing, Waldemar's a pale white while Dominator's right eye glowed a lava red orange and her left one the same ice blue as the aura. And explosion between the two of them separated them, both of them severely dazed. Waldemar was the first to get up and growled looking at her.
"Let's see you try that again!" He yelled before firing a lava blast, but the blast came out like drained faucet and didn't even get a few feet away. "W'what'd you do!? Why aren't my powers working?!"
Dominator got back up, her arms covering themselves in lava as she got into her armor, but her arms then grew ice spikes on them as she chuckled not just darkly, or even evilly... but insanely, her eyes having a look of equal caliber with her pupils having blood red irises around them and the rest of her eyes a cold blue.
"I don't know, but I love it..." Dominator's gloves then turned into a mace and scythe as she looked at Alfreda. "I hear you can't die. That means I can have all my fun with you..."
"Ep." Alfreda said before she charged at him. Alfreda jumped out of the way panicking running around the room. Magma looked at the Dom-Bots.
"I don't like you, you don't know and don't like me. But Dominator's gone fruit loops and I need to get close enough to slap her so hard her senses come back."
The Dom-Bot's single eye contracted before it held a leg out shaking his hand. Volcanium Soldiers ran out of Dominator's ship charging at Dominator along with the Dom-Bot's as Alfreda jumped out of the way. Quickly dozens of the Soldiers and Dom-Bots alike were being torn apart as Dominator began to laugh maniacally tearing through them towards the terrified wirewolf.
"Throw everything you can at me, it's not gonna make the difference." Dominator pulled herself through the soldiers pursuing Alfreda through before tackling him falling down the stairs Alfreda was running down into the ship's basement. She turned Alfreda over to smash his face in only for Alfreda to slap her across the face. Dominator's eyes turned to normal as she blinked stunned before looking around, the icicles in her armor disappearing as they retracted. "W-what? I touched that knockoff then...what the heck happened?"
"I don't know, but go talk to the idiot, this looks out of context." Alfreda replied as Dominator was over him on her hands and knees before he crawled out like a spider. Dominator's armor receded as she walked towards Cell who looked at the stuff in the containment pods, tearing out the ones with the red puzzle piece looking gem shards out of the walls then breaking them grabbing the shards and stuffing them into a pouch before he looked at the one containing the black sludge. Cell turned around seeing the villainess and smiled. "Dominator! Check it out. Alfreda told me about shards like these, I'm keeping them. But this guy...oh~ you two are going to be best friends."
"Best Friends with a giant jar of toxic waste?"
"Toxic Waste? Dominator, this...is the Phantom Blot." Cell said gesturing to it dramatically.
"Why do we always end up seeing that asshole!?" Juan yelled from upstairs.
"Anger aside he's a pretty cool dude. A lot cooler then Anti-Matter. Total Bitch, Anti-Matter is hope you don't meet her. Let me wake this guy up." Cell pressed some buttons electrifying the pod before the sludge began to bubble angrily as two ghastly green eyes opened followed by a web like mouth. Upon seeing Cell it bubbled even more furiously. "YOU~!!"
Phantom Blot began to move around in his pod roaring as he started cracking it a little causing Blot Matter to slowly leak out of it.
"No! Bad Phantom Blot! Bad! Stay!" Cell tried to command taking out a squirt bottle spraying the pod with it only for a massive fist to smash through the glass lodging Cell in an escape hatch. The sludge spilled onto the floor before gathering up and clumping together becoming a hulking demon that absolutely towered over Dominator.
"He likes you. I'm going to kill you to watch him cry." Phantom Blot said with a smile before his right hand turned into a giant mace.
"Ep." Dominator said before jumping out of the way of the swinging mace. Phantom Blot began to laughed as he continued to swing at her only for her to dodge. "Seriously? This the feared Lord Dominator? Come on take a hit, how can I smile at your dying scream if you keep avoiding the hit giving you your dying scream?"
Dominator finally had enough and faced Phantom Blot. Using her gloves she created a Volcanium Shield blocking the mace before something green began to leak from it. The liquid dripped onto the shield causing it to begin vanish from the point the droppings hit it like it was being erased like a drawing. Dominator quickly moved out of the way and Phantom Blot attempted to hit her with his other hand which turned into a sword.
Dominator disappeared into her armor firing lava at Phantom Blot causing him to roar in pain as the lava bubbled his Blot Matter causing him to become more semi solid having difficulty keeping his form together. Dominator on habit also shot Frostonium at him allowing him to absorb the lack in heat increase the stability of the unstable bonds of his molecules. Dominator continued firing Frostonium at Phantom Blot before she began to realize he was moving faster then she could. and began to run again but every time she did, Phantom Blot cut her off with his speed attempting to hit her with that green liquid again. Dominator realized what she could do and put everything she could into firing Frostonium at him, to which Phantom Blot smiled before realizing he was now moving slower as his molecules began to freeze in place. Phantom Blot could hear his body solidifying whole seeing Dominator's hands glow read as she brought them back.
"NOO~!!!" Phantom Blot roared as Dominator fired pure Volcanium X at him melting him to into a puddle, and the lava melt through tearing through Waldemar's ship, accidentally destroying the core of the ship causing it to go critical.
Cell pulled him out of the escape hatch hole and saw the ship around him going critical. "Okay guys, the ship we're on is gonna blow, for once I didn't do it."
"Lies!" Juan yelled under the dogpile of Dom-Bots upstairs.
Dominator grabbed Cell causing him to blush as they ran up the stairs to where everyone else was.
"Hey dorks!" She yelled grabbing everyone's attention as the ship shook. "Took care of your sludge situation, but quick question, anyway to get off this ship because I think the Escape Pods are done."
Alfreda's face lit up as he took out his portal gun and made a few calculations. He shot a portal outside the window and a large vortex opened revealing the Skullship on the other side. "You're welcome!" He yelled running onto Dominator's ship. Everyone else followed suit as both ships were sucked into the vortex coming out the other side. Magma hit full reverse tearing Dominator's ship out of Waldemar's, which then began to glow with a red light as Dominator's ship flew away before Waldemar's exploded in a massive shockwave that collapsed the portal. Everyone stood on the bridge in silence before Pinkie and Caboose popped up behind Alfreda.
"What's everyone looking at?" Pinkie asked.
"Portal to another universe just collapsed with a version of Phantom Blot inside it, he's probably dead." Juan answered.
"Is that bad? It seems like something bad will happen then." Caboose asked.
"The explosion made it unstable it'll be fine. Oh hey silver lining, we have a few new friends in our universe." Alfreda said pointing to Dommie, Waldemar, Hatey, the Other Peepers and the unconscious Sylvia with gloves on lying the floor- "Why is there an alternate Sylvia on the floor?" Alfreda asked.
"I saw her in the police cruiser, pulled her out she tried to punch me so I knocked her out with a punch to the face." Juan answered.
"Isn't that sexist technically?"
"I have no idea. Is it since she's a girl, is it to not hit her since she's a villain?"
"Well my mom's arch enemies were an all group of mares with a baby dragon, I questioned that myself aside from HumDrum, I like to think of it all as one big grey area justified by the tank of their group pummeling me most of my life."
"Fair enough."
Waldemar gritted his teeth before walking out, his Dom-Bots following suit. "Hey where're you going?" Cell asked.
"Away from you idiots! You just cost me my ship and trapped me in a universe where everything is backwards, and your freak of a girlfriend diminished my powers!"
"1. I don't like to think us as a couple just yet. 2. that doesn't sound that hard to adapt to."
Waldemar's eye twitched before he stepped back towards the window. "You guys are the worst and I hate you all." With that, Waldemar jumped out followed by his army. When Magma and Glacier ran out to see where he landed, he and his whole army were gone.
"How'd he do that?"
"He was Evil Batman?"
"Stop saying that about everyone that does that!"
Juan took the portal gun and fired a shot outside. "This was fun while it lasted but now this universe just pisses me off."
Juan begin to walk to the portal when it suddenly turned black before it collapsed.
"Total Multiverse Connection Collapse." The Portal Gun chimed.
Juan looked concerned then fired a few more shots but all of them did the same as the first one. "Well that's concerning." Juan said before out of nowhere outside, countless billions of portals across the multiverse opened up showcasing across countless galaxies the other universes inside that then turned black at their rims before collapsing.
"Aw Crap Baskets." Juan simply said.
Author's Note
The plot thickens. Stay tuned for Chapter 6: Multiverse Lost
Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings
Chapter 6: Multiverse Lost
Everyone walked out the broken window of Dominator's Ship's Bridge looking in shock, portals showing other universes collapsing left and right. Alfreda grabbed the portal gun freaked out.
"What the heck is going on!?"
"Anomaly cutting off current universe's tie to the multiverse. Doing so by draining this universe's Nexus Energy that allows for Multiverse Travel. Not even reality warping cosmic entities can reopen ties."
Juan looked around and spotted a universe he never thought he'd see again: home, and from what it looked like there was a Green Lantern Zombie outbreak or something. Ignoring all his instincts about zombies fueled by homesickness finally getting him, Juan ran for it. "Guys don't stop, home is right there! This might be our only chance at a straightaway shot this sure!"
"What about Auntie Morman?" Caboose asked.
"Screw Anti-Matter, we'll kill her when she comes, that way we get credit in front of everyone!" Juan ran as fast as he could, tears beginning to well in his eyes and he saw the portal begin to close. "No! No! No! No! No!" The portal collapsed and Juan fell short of it his right hand out attempting a futile reach.. "No! No this doesn't make sense!" Juan clawed at the air trying to bring the portal back crying for the first time since... well he never cried before.
"Who's the son of a bitch... Who?!" Juan yelled not noticing a purple force beginning to swirl around in the space.
"Uh Juan."
"WHAT!? What could you possibly have to say you half minded ignorance filled mind frackin waste of matter of a child!?"
Cell felt hurt for a second before pointing behind Juan. " I think I found the guy." Cell said seeing the swirls before purple sludge burst out from the swirls.
The sludge clumped together in a hurricane of chaos around Dominator's Ship. The Sludge combined creating a massive body and two arms, two horns rising at the top of its head as two blood red eyes and a web like mouth formed on its face that twisted into a menacing grin and laughed a loud and malicious laugh.
"Yep, Phantom Blot, it's always Phantom Blot."
"I believe it was a folly move to leave me to die on that ship in the middle of the portal. Now this world is gone while I can travel freely out leaving you stranded. The Multiverse, is mine..."
"Would you care to repeat that you son of a bitch." Alfreda said before he cupped his hands together creating a blue ball of energy in it before thrusting it forward sending it rocketing towards Phantom Blot who actually roared in pain from the blast hitting his right eye.
"You dare to strike the ruler of this world's Nexus Energy?"
"I dare to kick your ass! I'm stronger then you think, if I really tried I could become a king in no time flat!"
"What is a king to a God?" Phantom Blot asked slamming his right hand on his chest for emphasis.
"What is a god to a nonbeliever?" Alfreda replied earning a scowl from Phantom Blot who raised his right hand bringing down a barrage of Lightning everyone narrowly avoided. Alfreda looked to his group with determination.
"El Cinco Locos, Action!"
"Cinco?" Juan asked.
"Pinkie Pie." Alfreda replied.
"Fair enough."
Juan pulled out his Dual Plasma Rifles, his tail wielding one of them while he held his Oath of Glory with one hand firing shots at Phantom Blot, to which the Titan looked at him with a glare before his right hand turned into a giant hammer attempting to kill the wirewolf. Cell managed to get on top of Phantom Blot's head and poked him, touching one of his horns with his other hand.
"Su'p, I'm touching your horns. What'cha gonna do?"
Phantom Blot reached up only for Cell to jump off firing a Ki blast at the back of his head causing Phantom Blot to kneel in pain for Alfreda to charge an aura around that began to turn red. "Kaioken!" Alfreda yelled.
"Kaio what?" Phantom Blot asked before Alfreda used his claws to slice him along his stomach at astonishing speeds. Phantom Blot sucked in his breath and fired out a breath of thinner attempting to erase everyone only for Cell to throw an asteroid at him at the last minute causing him to lean back completely missing everyone. Phantom Blot growled, his eyes beginning to glow blood red as he opened his maw. "This ends now!"
"A KAME AND A HAME AND A-SEND 'EM HOME TO MOMMY!" Alfreda yelled planting his feet with Cell and Juan getting in position with him as the vacuum from Phantom Blot's mouth became stronger as a red glow grew inside it.
"KA~ME~" The trio chanted cupping their hands back creating a ball of blue energy in each of their hands. "HA~ME~" The energy grew as Phantom Blot then released a massive blast of Red Thinner rocketing towards everyone who jumped out of terror. "HA~!!" Alfreda, Juan and Cell yelled firing massive blast of blue energy towards the blast resulting in a struggle. Phantom Blot struggled and dug his claws into the fabric of space time to climb forward.
Dominator growled watching this fight, seeing that green idiot and his friends keeping up with this giant blob of a prick she had just killed. "That's it! I'm through being a spectator! I AM A WARRIOR!" She yelled firing a massive blast of Volcanium X at Phantom Blot causing him to lose ground as his body began to break down from the heat. Alfreda, Juan and Cell's blast went through the thinner beam and into Phantom Blot's throat into his body. Phantom Blot held his stomach in pain before looking at his stomach seeing a blue glow. Phantom Blot roared as he exploded in two, his top half rocketing towards a nearby planet before exploding like a fireworks display. A blue shockwave soon spread out from it encompassing the whole universe.
"Good work team." Alfreda noted scanning the wave, revealing it as the Nexus Energy spreading back throughout the universe. "I wonder how long it'll take for this to rebuild it's Nexus Energy?"
"Normally 1 year, in current condition 3.7 Millenium with 52 tears into other universes present." The Portal Gun answered.
"I'm fixing none of those." Juan replied.
Cell looked over to Dominator with a smile. "So then I guess it's gonna be a while before I leave. Wanna go grab a burger?"
Dominator stabbed Cell with an icicle then walked back to her ship kicking everyone not in her army off. "Get it through your head. I'm. Not. Into. You. You're all crazy and I hate every single one of you." The ship then flew off at astonishing speeds leaving everyone else there.
"Cheer up Cell, there are plenty of chicks in the multiverse. More specifically, non world conquering nor psycho bitch chicks." Alfreda said patting the Bug Man on the shoulder.
"Are you kidding this is going greater then I ever hoped! It's pushed up Emerald Flames by another 5 months. Only two weeks from Sunday and it's done." Cell replied with a great smile.
"His ability to find positive in all this dumbfounds me." Juan replied.
"Oh hey Caboose, before I forget, I found two friends of yours and had a Volcanium Solider put them in a chip."
"They can do that? Better question why did he help you do that."
"I'm practically his father so it wasn't that tough." Cell replied before taking out a flash drive giving it to Caboose.
"It's Freckles and Sheila from the pelican. Or at least a version of Sheila I'm not even sure that's how the name is spelled."
"F-freckles? Sheila? YOU'RE BOTH TINY! Now we can hang out, and go into space and solve crimes..." Caboose continued with his rant looking at the flash drive as Juan and Alfreda looked at Cell with death glares.
"Cell?" Juan asked.
"Yeah?"
"I am going to kill you in your sleep so fast not even Yemma will be able to bring you back again."
"And I'll help so don't fall asleep." Alfreda added.
"Yeah sure whatever he's gonna be at this for a while be here if he passes out."
"You mean when."
"No he can surprise people it's if." Cell replied walking off.
Author's Note
Finally, I'm still alive and I can get onto a chapter that's going to take a turn for the better for our protagonists. Like if you want to but comment to voice your opinion on my story so I can improve.
Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings
Dominator looked on with a bemused expression while Glacier looked angry at their foes. "This is your last chances to back off Lord's Waldemar and Hater!"
"In your dreams! We're finally getting our revenge for everything you did to us! Practically kidnapped me, Nerfed my powers." Waldemar began to list.
"Took most of my empire way after you dumped me!" Hater added.
"You two never dated! What world do you live in to ever think you two were actually a thing?!"
"Point aside you two can't even comprehend the importence of this temple we stand on. Every countless millennia, a grand cosmic deity rises from it's place in the multiverse to grant a single wish to the one to stand on this temple, and the one most worthy to stand on this spot is none other then she, LORD-"
"Dominator!" A voice yelled over the other horizon.
"Oh Apex dammit why?" Magma muttered under his breath.
"Hey it's me! Cell! The bugman that gave you your army and that other junk!" Cell yelled.
Dominator breathed in and out calmly. "Just ignore him." She told herself before facing Waldemar and Hater again. "From what my troops have informed me of this location, This planet is also a major channel for Nexus Energy to move through, but it also allows a being of untold cosmic power to travel through once every five millennium if the interpretations were correct. And since I'm standing here, I guess the only wish being granted is mine to control the Multiverse."
"With me as her queen!" Cell yelled.
"Ignore him." Dominator simply said. "Volcanium Soldiers! Defend your lord and pummel them into oblivion!" She commanded as the Volcanium Soldiers took position against the Wald-Bots and Watchdogs running towards them. The Volcanium Soldiers smiled as the three armies clashed. The Wald-Bots proved even against the Soldiers in strength but the Soldiers proves better with their height advantage as well as using the Watchdogs as weapons against them.
"Huh, this was not what I was expecting. I figured the Watchdogs and Wald-Bots would be able to work together properly."
"And this is why you don't drive the ship." Magma replied before jumping down to join the troops.
Cell walked down into the crater towards the temple zipping by the fights before climbing up the side. "Hey Dominator! I'm climbing up the side of the temple! I have some food cause i figured you got hungry waiting here for three weeks!"
"He's been watching us for three weeks?" Glacier asked.
"He's still here?" Dominator asked before looking over the side before she looked around her then grabbed a big rock deciding to drop it on Cell slamming him right in the face. "Do you still want the pizza?" Cell bellowed falling to the ground.
"Alpha damn it now I actually want some pizza since he offered it."
"Tell you what, when we're done here we'll stop be a pizza spot."
"Whoo hoo!"
Dominator turned around to face Hater in Waldemar who marched through the chaos their gloves at the ready to fight to which she smiled cracking her knuckles. "Keep my seat warm." She commanded walking down the stairs.
"You should've told Magma to stay because I'm more of the cold guy." Glacier said to himself before taking out a chair, writing Dominator's name on it then making a small but controllable fire under it as Dominator engaged in fighting Hater and Waldemar, managing to keep up with the double attack.
Cell pulled himself from the ground and pulled out a basket pulling out a Soda can labeled 'For Cell, from Juan. P.S. Not a Bomb, but no one else can drink it.'
"Very Considerate of Juan to give me this, but I'm gonna give it to D. Yo Dominator! Heads up!" Cell then threw the can at Dominator who ducked as the can fell towards a Volcanium soldier who simply said "Uh Oh" as it hit him, causing the can to ignite in a fiery explosion. Many a solider from both sides predictably screamed in pain from being set on fire.
"Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?!" A Wald-Bot and Volcanium Solider screamed simultaneously.
Cell sneaked his way up the temple hearing the Volcanium Soldier's words of agony. 'Huh. Why did I program them to feel pain? Come to think of it why did Gero put pain receptors in me? Questions of later.'
As Magma fought off the Wald-Bots and Watchdogs alike, he avoided a power glove to the face as Sylvia's villainous counterpart attempting to hit him.
"What is she even doing here?"
"We invited her!" A voice yelled prompting Magma to look and see Alfreda and Juan sitting on the rock formation to which Alfreda waved.
"Why?"
"I don't know, I just thought it would be kind of fun, I wasn't wrong. It's like Grandpa used to say, 'Villains in a fight, specter's delight. Add one more in the mix...who moved my foot cream?! I need my foot cream!' Grandpa was a confused and angry human."
"And we loved making fun of him for it as he took it out on clouds." Juan added.
Magma remained silent as he ran towards the temple not dignifying the statement with a response.
As the Soldiers and Dominator got to the top of the temple, something whispered something into her head to which she shot both her hands into the air firing both Ice and Lava as Hater and Waldemar with their troops ran for them only to be stopped by the plasma shield she put up, using the heat of the lava combined with the ice. "Idea just popped in my head to do this."
"Boyah!" Magma yelled high fiving his brother.
Hater and Waldemar got up shaking, their eyes spinning a little as some of their troops tried to break through. Glacier looked up to see the stars coming into alignment with the temple. "This is actually working!"
"I know right?" Cell said being inside the shield with everyone else surprising the troops. Cell looked through the shield and saw Alfreda and Juan pounding on it trying to break through. "Give up guys, you're not gonna make a hole in this shield."
"I'm gonna use my foot to create a hole in your ass!" Juan yelled.
"I might actually help you with that plan."
"I can go ask Dominator to lower the shield or something because that sounds painful if you just wanna get in here. All though my ass already counts as a hole." Cell began to ramble causing Dominator's concentration to waver as her anger rose to quickly to calm down before she screamed with anger donning her armored form looking at Cell with a red visor as the shield collapsed. "I'll have to make that appointment later Juan."
Cell ran down the stairs avoiding Dominator's blasts. "Get back here! I just wanna kill you-I mean hug you!"
"I think this can work as proper hugging distance! I can name five reasons why!"
"I can name five states of matter that are gonna skewer your butt when I catch you!"
Everyone just looked on as Dominator chased Cell all across the planet, becoming more tired as the chase persisted and eventually Cell got to a ridge overlooking the temple while Dominator struggled to tear off her helmet trying to breathe.
"You know I could've just talked to you from up here, it's the perfect view." Cell said oblivious to Dominator rising behind him ready to choke the life out of his dumb pink eyes. "Nice view of the field to mock Hater and Waldemar, all up here by myself, and a perfect view of the temple Hater and Waldemar are dancing on." Dominator stopped to see them both dancing on the temple as Cell said. She gritted her teeth as something else kicked her, her eyes glowing an evil orangish red. "No..." She said in a deep demonic voice, and flew down creating a wind cone around her as Cell looked on her bowling through the troops like it was nothing. "The way she said that has put my libido at risk."
Hater looked up to see the sphere on top of the temple begin to open and laughed. "At last! The multiverse is-" Hater never finished as Dominator punched him with Waldemar sending them both flying into their ships crashing on a nearby moon.
"Mine..." Dominator's eyes changed back as she shook her head then looked at the carnage around her. "Was this me?"
A boom shook her to the core and she saw the dome open full as a light began to emanate from it.
"YEAH! LORD DOMINATOR! NUMBER ONE SUPERSTAR!" Glacier yelled victoriously.
A massive beam then thrust out from the dome opening as slithered around the galaxy taking on a shape. Two massive wings burst forth from it's back as it grew two red eyes looking down at the temple, the light dying revealing a massive golden dragon.
"I am the dragon Super Shenron. I shall grant you any wish-"
Super Shenron stopped seeing Dominator's face when he looked down at who summoned him.
"Wait a minute, you better not be a genderbent version of that self righteous asshole that blew me up!"
"What? No whoever you're talking about I'm glad I don't know him just grant me my wish." Dominator replied.
"Fine, whatever, speak your wish and I shall grant it."
Dominator cracked her knuckles smiling about to speak her wish when Cell popped up behind her. "Holy crap! Shenron came around! Awesome! Oh hey wish for immortality, or panties." As Cell began to list off possible wishes Dominator gritted her teeth before roaring.
"I WISH I COULD UNDERSTAND WHY YOU LIKE ME SO GROPIN MUCH!" Dominator immediately clasped her hands over her mouth realizing what she just did.
"Really? Wow. I can't believe someone actually asked for something as deep as that. Good for you. Wish I could see how this'll monkey paw the f*ck out of both of you."
"Wait what does Monkey Paw mean?" Cell asked.
"It means HER WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED." Super Shenron's eyes glowed as both of them were engulfed ina light before it died down showing no change.
Cell looked at himself before looking up at Super Shenron. "I think you missed."
"Give it a week or so."
Dominator started panicking. "W-wait that's not what I wanted-"
"Too bad, as my great creator Zalama said when he created my orbs, 'No giveses backsies.' "
With that, Super Shenron glowed then turned back into the beam flying back into the dome which then closed sealing for another five millenium. Dominator stood there unsure of what to do, her brain to flooded with unyielding rage to think of anything rational to do in this moment. Cell waved his hand in her face worried about her being unresponsive.
"Guys, I think there's something wrong with Dominator."
"Making a stupid wish like that? Yeah probably." Juan replied.
Cell brought his hand back before Dominator grabbed it with a vice like grip, her gloves turning an unholy blue, her eyes filled with a terrifying sea of rage and bloodlust as she gritted her teeth risking shattering them. ""I'm going, to kill, all of you. "
"Well you can't you see we're a traveling acting group that like to be the same character as a collective. For our next impression: Jesse Owens!" Alfred and Juan then ran as fast as they could as Cell ripped his arm out his socket running with them.
"Wow she is angry! I'm actually worried about what might happen if she catches us!" Cell yelled.
"Start worrying about what I'm gonna do when I put my foot in your ass!" Juan yelled at Cell in rage.
"Wait I minute I can't die what am I doing?" Alfreda asked himself before turning around as Dominator stabbed him in the chest with her blood scythe. "Hey just calm down." He said with blood flowing in his mouth a little.
"Calm down? That idiot tricked me into making a wish that'll forever intertwine me with that idiot. What could possibly make this situation better?" Dominator yelled.
"Just date the dumbass, it's just one date. It's not like he wants to marry you!"
"Actually that's a funny story..." Cell said to himself looking at the ring he kept in his pocket.
"Wanna know what else is a funny story? It's called 'Cell gets Juan's foot in his ass.' " Juan muttered looking at him.
Dominator choked Alfreda some more to get out her anger, which began dying down as Alfreda clawed at her hands futilely. She shrugged then let go of Alfreda looking at Cell. "Name the place and time."
"Lenova at 7:00."
"I thought that place was destroyed." Juan asked.
"You'll be surprised what you can fix with some cement and tape."
"Whatever, see you then." Dominator then walked up picking up Magma and slapping him back to reality. "Hey Magma, find me a wall to smash my face into when we get to the ship."
Dominator walked into the restaurant, many of the patrons running out (sometimes jumping out of a window) at the sight of her. She was wearing her usual attire but minus her helmet and her skirt was extended to cover both her legs. She spotted Cell who was staring out the window at the citizens of Lenova running for their lives. He turned around and smiled seeing her and extended his tail to pull her chair out. Dominator took her seat as the waiter walked up.
"What will we be enjoying this evening?" he asked causing Cell to glare at him.
"Excuse me. There is a lady present, ask her first."
"H-her? But she's Lord Domiantor, last time she was here she destroyed our planet."
"And I'm gonna destroy everything inside your body by liquefying your insides proceeding to drink you if you don't ask her what will she be having for this evening. Capece?"
The Waiter nodded sweating terrified and turned to Dominator. "W-what will we be having this evening?"
"I'll have that special extra spicy hold the mayo." Dominator ordered.
"Do hers first because I'm gonna clear out your pantries because I'll take two of everything extra spicy too." Cell ordered.
The waiter took both their menus before running as fast as his legs could carry him.
"You can drink people?" Dominator asked now interested.
"Yep. Used to do it to whole cities without a hint of remorse, but that's a story for another day."
"Shame, I was looking forward to hearing it. So what brings you to this part of the multiverse apparently?"
"Well my fair lady, Allow me to weave you the tale of our quest, I've lost count of how many universes we've been through so I'll try and keep it short. It begins where most tales I know of start. With a wirewolf crying like a little bitch in a run down kids pizzeria."
"That is being taken out of context!" Alfreda yelled before eating more of the food at the empty tables.
Dominator managed to catch her breath a little before looking back at Cell who finally finished eating the towers of food he ordered then chugging down his water. "So I finally pull out the thorns and assuming that Alfreda could actually catch something at this point, I threw it at him but ended up stabbing him right in his thigh. Of course he screamed in agony, but if that wasn't enough, I threw him another thorn to try and get it out but it ended up in his other thigh." Dominator than started laughing so hard her face turned a little red.
"Shut up! It wasn't that funny." Alfreda yelled embarrassed like a little kid.
"No it was hilarious because you screamed the whole time like a little bitch." Juan added to which Cell cracked up laughing.
"It's funny because it's true!" He managed to say through his laughter as the waiter walked up with a check.
"Give me the bill and I'll rip out your spine and floss with it." Cell told him calming down to which the waiter turned around completely walking back.
Dominator caught her breath again wiping some tears from her eyes. "That's hilarious!"
"I know right? So then we took care of his legs leaving that universe-"
"That is a lie! I had to pull those things out myself." Alfreda yelled out.
"We ended up in another universe where Alfreda got laid, then we ended up here and your know the rest."
"Lord Dominator? Ma'm? We're ready to go." Magma called from the ship.
Cell got up cleaning his face as he escorted her to the door. "This went better then I expected, I thought you were going to make at least one more threat on my life before this night was out."
The ramp lowered down to pick up Dominator who looked at Cell before shrugging, grabbing him and giving him a kiss on his beak mouth then walked away with a small surprised smile. "Like causing chaos without my suit and singing my own song, I only did it once but I surprisingly glad I did." She said to herself before getting on the ship, a Volcanium solider making a kissy face as a joke to which she blasted him in the face with some Volcanium X as the ship blasted off.
Alfreda looked at Cell who stood there motionless waving his hand in his face before a bit of blood spurted out of Cell's mouth as he collapsed on the ground. "Oh right he doesn't have a nose to have a nosebleed with. Should we help him?" He asked Juan.
"You're asking me of all people? You know my answers no."
Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings
Chapter 8: The True Warrior
"VOLCANIUM SOLDIERS! FRONT AND CENTER!!" Commander Magma yelled to which the legions teleported in saluting. "You better have information we could use to expand the Dominator empire across the universe. Soldier 1126!" A Volcanium Solider with yellow glows rather then orange teleported through. "Give me your report. Now."
"Oh U-uh ok." 1126 brought out a hologram showing a massive silhouette of an unknown ship. "Ship from an unknown universe. They look aggressive as heck and I recommend we don't mess with them"
"Fascinating, I hereby promote you to Captain Duh of the Idiot Brigade!" Volcanium Soldier 351212! A Volcanium Soldier with green glows teleported through. "Show the newbie how it's done."
351212 then brought up dozens of hologram showing multiple ships. "The Vegas Quadrant: Status unconquered. Planet of Chorus: Status in civil war. Planet Harmony: Status unconquered. Conclusion: Dominate."
"That's my boy! See that work, try and do twice that. Why can't you be more like 351212? Especially you two, I'm looking at you 1021114 and 31215."
"The machine I popped out of broke." 31215 replied.
"I could care less your opinion of me." 1021114 replied.
"Well if there's nothing else to be said..." Magma said before turning to 1126. "You have failed me for the last time!" Magma then pulled out his Magma blade slicing him in half before opening a trap door under him. "Now then...GET BACK TO WORK!" All the soldiers scrambled out at 351212 walked of smug jumping out the hanger scanning planets that past by him, none of them Magma praise material, that is, until he saw the asteroid he was falling towards. Landing with a superhero landing he looked up at the massive temple giving off massive amounts of unknown energy, the entrance glowing an ominous red. Walking in cracking his knuckles 351212 paid no attention to the skeletons littered around the entrance, many of them having broken skulls.
351212 was confused at where he was, it looked like he just came to another planet standing on some ground, a large crater in the ground by his right. 351212 attempted to contact the ship to let them know what he found, but nothing came through at all. He put his hand to the ground confused. "It can't be..." he said to himself.
"Shamak leenek tomul..." A deep voice yelled echoing through the area, sounding like it came from nowhere yet everywhere.
"What?"
The voice mumbled a little before speaking again. "Who. Are. You?"
"Volcanium Soldier 351212."
"I know what you really are monster." A voice said behind him prompting 351212 to turn around, his oil freezing cold at the sight of the golden haired boy facing him before bringing his right unbroken arm back. "Ka...me..."
"I-impossible. You shouldn't be here..."
"Ha...me..." A large blue ball of energy formed in his hands.
351212 began to run away in terror before looking back as the boy thrusted his hand forward. "HA~!"
351212 screamed as the beam came right towards him before he tripped.
351212 fell to the ground outside the entrance into the temple terrified before looking up seeing Volcanium Soldiers 31215 and 1021114 looking at him with another yellow one behind them.
"Woah where did you come from?" The yellow one asked.
"You guys wouldn't believe it! I was back on my Earth! The games were going on then that little asshole-"
"Hold on, you were on your Earth? Oh I've gotta see this." The yellow one then walked through as the green one tried to stop him.
"What's your number?"
"17541."
351212 turned to looked at the others. "Do not go in there, it was insane, way too life like- and he's gone isn't he?"
The other two simply nodded.
17541 walked through a modern city confused. "He said this was his Earth, it looks like a Earth but not his."
"Who. Are. You?" The booming voice asked him.
"Volcanium Soldier 17541."
"Lies." He turned around seeing an Alicorn in an evil costume with flaming hair, blood red eyes, and a pure white coat looking at him. "You're the coward that's given me so much trouble." She charged at 17541 firing a fire blast he narrowly dodged before taking out a sword slicing her in two before she dissipated from the hit into nothing.
"What the heck? Is this one of those center of the mind deals?" A rumble shook the ground. "I mean that would've explain Stupid but why use Anti-Matter? It doesn't make any-" He never finished as a closer rumbling shook the ground and he turned around to come face to face with a giant hulking mare in a torn costume. "There she is." He said in a high pitched and terrified voice as she brought a hoof back.
17541 screamed as he was sent fling out of the temple landing in a pile of skeletons, some of the bones piercing him. "Ouch." He simply said as it they didn't hurt.
"Serves you right for ignoring my warning. Told you he packed a punch."
"No it wasn't him it was Anti-Matter, then you know who deck me out the exit."
"Who's you know who?"
"I hate you. And I'm getting the credit this time, we agreed we'd take shifts."
"Everything all of you brought is garbage. Volcanium Soldier 351212 Report." Magma said brimming with rage as Dominator simply sat in her throne behind him. 17541 stumbled out of the crowd to which Magma looked at him. "Either you give me something I want to see or you give up your life."
17541 projected a hologram of the temple showing the massive energy signature it gave it.
"Sweet Volcanium Flames! This source of energy is limitless!" Magma jumped down smiling and giving 17541 dap. "17541, you are the man! We are going to rock the universe like a hurricane! Literally, we're gonna us this energy to build a cannon that'll tear apart whole solar systems like a storm. Location, now please."
17541 hesitated to tell him as he realized what this could do to the rest of the universe, and the multiverse should they get access to it.
"17541, you were built, you can be taken apart just as easily... Where are the coordinates?"
"They're at 26 Shove it by 43 Eat my ass!" 17541 then pressed his purge button wiping all the data from his drive freaking out Magma.
"What?! Stop it! No! Control Z! Control Z!" Magma yelled before the data was erased entirely from his sight. All the Volcanium Soldiers took a step backward as Magma then turned to 17541 drawing his sword. "You...worthless...PIECE OF GARBAGE!" Magma then swung his sword slamming 17541 into the wall before he calmed down. "Toss him into the trash compactor." He commanded before 17541 moved surprising Magma as that hit usually killed a Volcanium Solider.
He slid up to the wall before his arms grabbed his head and pull until it ripped off revealing Alfreda's head beneath it. "Ow~ I'm telling Robot Resources on your metal ass."
"Alfreda!" 351212, 31215, and 1021114 yelled before tearing off their armor revealing Cell, Caboose, and Juan beneath their shells respectively.
Magma blinked as he snapped back to reality at the sight. "How did you idiots infiltrate my army?!"
"You think it's hard to blend it with your morons?" Juan replied. "The real hard part was fitting into those things, and especially going to the bathroom."
"I'm surprised you didn't know." Dominator siad walking down the stairs.
"You knew the whole time!?"
"D-did you not?"
Magma's eye twitched before he simply got up and walked away. "I'll be in my room slamming my face into the wall questioning everything I knew this past week."
"Where did you guys find this thing?" Dominator asked.
"We're actually right above it, Cell was Pinkie was driving the ship before Wander came by and they left for some party. There is literally a stick, keeping the wheel in place."
Dominator, Alfreda, Cell, Juan, and Caboose walked to the temple while Dominator looked fascinated a little. "This is it? What was the problem?"
"Oh you'd be surprised what we saw in there." Alfreda replied before spotting some markings on the side of the temple.
"Ok, I'm gonna check it out then, maybe I'll find whatever's giving off that energy reading."
"Dominator wait the markings say- She's gone." Alfreda said as Dominator vanished into the temple light.
Dominator simply wandered around the room that didn't seem to end, nearly as black as night with several pillars around her. She stopped dead in her tracks as she heard a voice.
"Who. Are. You?" It asked.
"Lord Dominator, the girl that's gonna take whatever you're hiding in here."
"Was that a joke D?" Another voice asked. Dominator froze in her tracks recognizing it as if she heard it her entire life. She turned to see someone walking from behind a pillar. It was a wirewolf, but his body save for his head was covered in ice with icicles sticking out like spikes, his ice blue eyes having an evil and unhinged twinkle behind them. "And Magma say my puns were bad."
"N-no, you shouldn't be here, you should be dead." She said backing away from him before bumping into someone behind her who felt really hot. She turned around coming face to face with a Wirewolf that appeared to be made entirely of stone with some cracks along his body glowing red, his right arm and the tip of his tail made entirely out of lava. "Not so much should be Dominator more of made it seem like. We'll always be there to make you suffer. Sometimes Glacier, sometimes me, but always there to make you suffer. After all, who knows you better then us?"
The world around them changed into one with fields covered in fire. Dominator stumbled around before she looked at her hands, suddenly caked with blood. When she looked up she saw some burning skeletons and moved to them not believing what she was seeing, when suddenly the largest one jumped up grabbing onto her.
"Why did you kill us!?" It yelled, it's voice sounding like gravel on glass.
"I-it wasn't me! Those two monsters killed you all!" She answered back.
"They used your hands! Your families blood cakes your hands!!!" The skeleton roared, it's eyes glowing a fiery orange. The other skeletons began to rise and grab onto her as Dominator heard maniacal laughter, looking around she saw many of the two wirewolves, all around her laughing.
The pain of this moment was tearing her heart and mind apart. "I-I'm sorry!" She yelled. "I'm sorry!"
"Neither sorry nor forgiveness will undo you killing us!"
Dominator blasted the skeletons away as the wirewolves laughter grew louder echoing in her skull as the skeletons simply got back up before yelling at her. "Your true name meant freedom, but you've forgotten it, because you reject it. All though you can't take all the credit. We set it in motion, because we are you, Lord Dominator."
"We are your past,"
"Murderer!"
"Present,"
"Villain!"
"AndFuture."
"Monster!!"
Dominator's eyes started to well up with tears as she fell to her knees, the pain and guilt finally snapping her like a twig, the voice from before returning once more.
"Who. Are. You?"
Dominator simply sobbed, unable to speak coherently through her emotional turmoil before managing to say something but it couldn't be made out.
"WHO. ARE. YOU?"
"I don't know!" She roared out to the sky before sobbing back into her hands. "I don't know..." She repeatedly whispered.
"Don't know what?" A voice asked. Dominator looked up seeing she was out of the temple and Alfreda asked her the question. "Wait a minute are you crying?" He asked to which Dominator responded by stabbing him in the chest with a blood scythe. "Okay I deserved that." Alfreda gurgled as he fell down the temple steps to which Juan laughed at him.
Dominator walked down the steps wiping away the tears angrily, hiding her face from them as she walked by. "You guys can have whatever piece of junk this is, I'm out of here."
"C'mon Dominator, we found it together, we'll exploit it together." Dominator got up right in Cell's face, her own still wet with tears. "You don't know what it's like to put everything you knew behind you, only for some piece of junk to rip it out of you making you feel all the emotions you felt the first time tenfold."
Cell lightly put his hand on her shoulder. "Hey. I've faced my past, and accepted it, it may have kicked my ass in there, but I'm accepting it, if you need to talk, just ask, and I will listen."
"Ok if we're done with the pep talk about feeling insignificant in this vast multiverse as I was saying these marking tell us exactly what's inside." Alfreda said as his wound healed.
"This temple was built to house a massive but evil power inside, only someone of pure good-"
"And that's why both of Me and D failed." Cell interjected.
"Can enter to claim the dark power." Alfreda continued annoyed. "But the catch is that person must have an empty mind so no fears can be manifested by the temple to fight them and break them. That's why I failed because my past haunts me like Ghost Nappa."
"Wait a minute are you paraphrasing empty mind?" Juan asked.
"No it says exactly that." Alfreda replied before what Juan was implying clicked in his head and they both looked at Caboose.
"Were you guys saying something?" Caboose asked. "I zoned out."
Caboose looked around confused as he stumbled through. "Oh wow that was bright!"
"Who. Are. You?" The voice asked.
"I'm Caboose." Caboose replied happily.
"You're...different."
"Yeah I'm blue."
"You have negativity inside your heart, but your mind does not seem to register it, making it impervious to mental attacks."
"Is that you Simmons? You're using big words like Simmons."
"You are unaware of what's around you?"
"What?" Caboose looked around to see he was in Blood Gulch and everyone was there appearing to yell at him but he couldn't hear anything they said at all. "Oh hey, did someone put the mute button on? Is everyone playing charades?"
"You cannot hear them?"
"You can't hear what people say in charades, it's charades."
"Your mind must be so clear that in here it's filters out all that you fear reminding you of all the good that you have accomplished."
"Yeah we beat a bald chairman."
A red glow appeared in front of Caboose as his surroundings vanished. "You are worthy to claim this temple's secret..." It said.
Caboose simply looked at it before smiling. "Ok."
Caboose walked out waving at the others. "Hey guys!"
"Caboose, you're not crying like a baby like I thought you would." Alfreda said.
"Yeah all the people I meant were in Blood Gulch and everyone seemed to play charades at the same time but I couldn't figure out what they were saying and this big voice guy said I was worthy and he told me a lot of secrets about the universe."
"Wait a minute. There was someone else in there? Who in there right mind and iron will could live in there? "
"Me." The deep voice said before a red glow behind Caboose blinding everyone before dying down. It was a Wirewolf a head taller then Alfreda but he had some satyr like features as well, the horns of a ram prominent on his head. "Greetings. Is there someone among you I can speak to with a higher intelligence?"
"Um ok. Right over here. First question, who the buck are you?" Alfreda asked.
"I am the guardian of this temple and the evil power hidden inside. I was tasked to only give it to the one most worthy to take it then destory it so that it may never cause any more misery."
"And for that I named him... Krampus." Caboose added to which everyone did a double take.
"Krampus?" Alfreda asked.
"Krampus." Caboose repeated.
"Krampus." Dominator said in disbelief.
"Krampus." Krampus assured.
"I can't say I care, but he's a better Krampus then the one from that crappy movie." Juan said. "So demon thing-"
"Krampus."
"I refuse to call you that. What is this dark power you we're talking about?"
"The power that is contained inside this temple is two shards of a dark gem simply known as the Apex Ruby."
"Oh boy exposition. That's always fun to hear." Alfreda said as he got everyone down on a picnic blanket he laid out munching on some popcorn.
"Before there was time, before there was anything, there was nothing. But before there was nothing, there was the primordial and chaotic form of Apex, the God of Evil, Death, and Darkness Incarnate. From the darkness that slowly turned into nothing, a big bang burst out creating some of the known multiverse in the few seconds of it's creation. All the energy from that explosion clumped together, which created Alpha, the Goddess of Good, Light, and All Life Incarnate. Apex's form took actual shape and upon gaining sentience, he realized how much of a threat to his power Alpha was, so he battled her. This battle went on for millennium before they realized they could not overcome each other. Apex seeing this created 7 children, each one carrying a piece of his full power, who then fused some of their power together, creating the Grandson of Apex, and God of Chaos, Destruction, and Ruin Incarnate, Omega. Omega attempted to battle Alpha but he was easily stripped of his physical form, cast out from the Multiverse to the void between spaces. Apex fell into a deep slumber from exerting all his power like that, but not before he copied his full power once again, but into a gem which would be called, The Apex Ruby, he sent it out where it simply flew across the stars before crashing somewhere where it shattered into 41 pieces scattering across the multiverse. Apex's body broke down as he slept, becoming the Black Holes that littered every world. Alpha created the Alpha Sapphire with the same number of pieces to counter the Ruby, and Seven Good from her full power as well to counter the Seven Evils, the Goods names were Virtue: Good of essentially good, having all her sisters powers and helped spread Alpha's message with it: All life is sacred, Everything relies on each other, and everything will become one eventually. My creators even came up with a saying to help support it as well as comfort themselves: I'm one with Alpha, Alpha's with me."
"Get back to the names." Juan said.
Krampus grumbled before continuing. " Serentity: Good of Patience and Calming., channeling almost the entirety of the power known as the Speed Force. And Vortex: Good of Winds.and Each one serving as a counter to the evil of Apex."
"You know it's weird you said the names of the goods but not the evils."
"If you gave me some time between sentences you wouldn't find it weird. Now if you'll let me continue, there was Sin: Evil of Sin itself. The strongest and most cunning of her siblings, containing all of their powers combined. Able to control those filled with great anger and make his opponents angry enough to control them or make them fight each other. Able to make people feel enormous amounts of greed and able to control dragons with relative ease as well as draw on all greed to increase his own power. A Grim Reaper of sorts taking the Speed of a Speedster just because he wants it. , able to manipulate weather as she pleased and took a good chunk of Apex's ego, and able to take control of the minds of those that are very prideful. But the most dangerous of all 7, was not Sin, but the twin evils born from the opposite spectrums of Apex's mind. Their names, were and Glaicer: The Evils of Fire and Lava, and Ice and Cold respectively."
Alfreda did a spit take with his soda. "Magma and Glacier!?"
"You are familiar with the Twin Evils?"
"Familiar, they're working for f*cking Dominator!" Juan yelled.
"Ridiculous. The Evil do not simply take on hosts moving freely like the Goods, they are trapped within artifacts that are a good representation of them. The First three Evils I mentioned are all sealed in a skull most commonly known as Pandora's Box. Hurricane is sealed in a sphere of electricity called the Electro Orb. Blurr is trapped in a Lightning Rod connected directly to the Speed Force, allowing it to prevent him from roaming free unless a Speedster's residual Speed Force energy remains, as the Time Wraiths and Black Racer will not claim it as that energy is out of their jurisdiction. Magma and Glacier are sealed within a pair of gloves that look just like Lord Domina- I'm beginning to realize you're right." Krampus said looking at the gloves.
Alfreda then turned around to face her. "Okay Dominator here's the plan. I'm gonna take those gloves, burn them, when that's done I'm gonna burn them some more, then I'm gonna kill Magma and Glacier."
"No! It could be just an unfortunate coincidence."
"Well Magma and Glacier were present in your testing grounds."
"Don't you have a reward to give us for passing your trial?" Dominator replied annoyed.
"Forgive me for stating facts." Krampus said before a portal opened as a small single red puzzle piece like gem fell out of it before the portal disappeared.
Alfreda looked at it before cocking his head. "Really? All that trauma and all these skeletons just for a little shard?" Alfreda went to pick it up as Juan tried to stop him.
"Alfreda don't you-" It was too late as Alfreda picked it up before it shocked him causing him to have a seizure on the ground, his eyes glowing an unholy red before Juan got down and stabbed him with a hunting knife in the chest then his eyes killing Alfreda to which he revived, his first act being a Bitch Slap to Juan's face. "Stop doing that!"
"Stop having seizures, and do that again, I'll cut off your fingers, tail, and tongue and turn it into a necklace."
"What happened?" Cell asked.
"I touched it and it give me a hell of a lot of visions of the future. I couldn't make out all of them but I know I saw me fighting with Red Horn instead of that asshole killing me, Derpy wearing Saitama's suit, and even unfortunately saw Shadow Blot and Solar Mare making a baby."
"You sure that was your universe?"
"Pretty sure. I saw one of Juan choking the life out of my eyes while Blood Steel watched bemused."
"Yeah that's our universe." Juan replied.
"Uh guys? I think the Space Pirates from my universe found me." Caboose said.
"Huh. What makes you say that?"
"There's a giant spaceship of death above us." Everyone looked up to see a massive ship that looked Wirewolf in origin above them, a twinkle appeared on a spot on it's underbelly that grew bigger as a massive laser impacted the temple destroying it in a beam of light.
Cell flexed his wings sending the rubble on top of him looking around, the explosion having created a cloud of dust covering everything. Cell looked down to see Dominator under him with a few cuts on her arms and face with a face of confusion. "I don't know if I should be grateful you protected me, or angry because you're on top of me."
"I'd say both." Cell replied getting up and pulling her out before they looked around. "Yo Alfreda. Say something if you're injured! It works either way!"
"I have, shrapnel, skewering, my organs. WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN!?" Alfreda yelled from behind some rubble to which Cell and Dominator ran over, Dominator snickering a little at all the shards that were piercing his chest.
"Let's see if you find that funny when it happens to you." Alfreda yelled before puking out some blood.
"Not my fault." Caboose said wandering through the dust with Juan.
"Maybe. Silver lining, we learned everything we needed to from Krampus before he bit the proverbial dust with that temple."
"Au contraire." A voice said to which Krampus popped up next to Juan's head now roughly the size of his head.
"You jumped into my hardware didn't you, you digital son of a bitch."
"Self preservation is my 2nd protocol."
"I can already tell I hate you."
"Mutual feelings shared." Krampus then disappeared before a large slamming sound impacted shaking everyone as something lumbered forth. it was a massive Wirewolf, but at the same time it wasn't, it had the blue color schemes of a wirewolf, but it was clearly a different species, what with the large cavity in it's chest, along with spikes on it's body, it's teeth shining through the smoke off the light of it's deadly three glowing blood red eyes.
"A Dog of War. It had to be a Dog of War." Juan deadpanned as some Wirewolves came up behind them and their sides aiming their blasters, wearing menacing armor, one stepping forth with a gloved hand grabbing the Apex Ruby shard off the ground with a smile. "The Apex Ruby, always believed it was a myth, but this will prove a beautiful gift to the Council."
"The Council?" Alfreda asked before groaning. "Alpha damn it it's the Order of the Claw."
"We prefer Omega but whatever comforts you rotting in the bowels of our cells. Crush." The Wirewolf commanded the Dog of War to which he grabbed them and carried them to the gravity lift that opened up where the temple once stood.
Crush dropped Dominator, Caboose, Juan, Alfreda and Cell down into the hole before closing it allowing the lights to turn on showing them the dozens of cells outside theirs, countless Wirewolves and other species locked up.
"We're in Space Prison guys." Caboose said.
"Thank you for waiting so long to say that Caboose." Juan said as he sat on the bucket that was an excuse for a toilet.
"Word of advice Dominator." Cell said.
"What?" She said unamused, having her helmet confiscated and her gloves lost in the explosion.
"Don't drop the soap."
"Cell we're all going to shiv you in your sleep." Alfreda said handing Dominator a shiv. "Ladies first after all."
Dominator's gloves simply laid on the ground of the destroyed temple before beginning to glow, one red and one blue.
"Looks like The Yellow Coward and the Bitch Patrol are on to us."
"Looks like it Glacier, it appears we must take matters into our own claws."
"How? If you look now, we're gloves, all we can do is fly in these dumb gloves."
"I know just the host to get, I'll find her, you go get Malice, he's gonna love setting off this Time Bomb."
The Gloves then lifted into the air before flying off, leaving behind fiery and ice paths like a meteor and comet respectively.
Author's Note
For those having trouble imaging the Dog of War, here's a picture to help visualize.
Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings
Chapter 9: The Order of the Claw
Magma flew through the cosmos in the glove before hovering above a planet where he could see a small party in a clearing. He touched down then hovered just above the ground moving towards Wander, Dommie, and Sylvia who were conversing.
"I'm telling you guys there's something up, Juan hasn't called neither has any of the others, Juan would've called everyone he knew to celebrate if Cell died."
"Calm down Syl, they must just be busy doing something." Wander tried assuring her.
"No they're not just busy, here listen." Sylvia took out her phone and put it on speakerphone.
"What up?" Juan's voice said before Dommie spoke up.
"Juan! It's us, where are-"
"Ha! Recording! Played you pendejo! I'm either busy, not caring, or I've been captured by an ancient organization and am currently imprisoned with them with these idiots, leave a message I won't care about." Juan's recording said before the beep.
"See guys, I'm worried, sure Alfreda's immortal, but not the other two so it's not the best of situations for them, and I can't take it, I'm gonna go get them and bring them back here."
"You don't even know where to look." Dommie replied.
"Actually I do. Juan put a tracker in Cell so he'd always know where he is, he gave me a way to track it too." Sylvia then walked off taking out a device, which then blinked tracking something. Unbeknownst to her, a glowing glove made it's way towards her before a voice spoke up inside it.
"You Mag, it's G, I have Malice and he's about to jump on your host."
"Tell him to wait, I want to lure her into thinking she's safe then strike like a cobra." Magma then threw himself over Sylvia's head landing in front of her catching her attention. She looked at it confused hesitating to pick it up.
'C'mon you dumb horse...do it.' Magma thought to himself.
Sylvia put on the glove before picking it up and putting it on her right hand, a brief shudder running through her. She snickered to herself as she looked at it something popping up in her head. "Look at me, I'm Lord Dominator, I like blowing up planets for fun." She then pointed her gloved hand around making laser noises until it shot some lava at a tree burning it. Sylvia looked at the glove in shock as it clicked in her head. "I have one of Dominator's Gloves."
"Brilliant observation." Magma snarked.
"Ok who said that?" Sylvia asked looking around before she looked down at the glove. "Was that you?"
"No that was the wind. Yes it was me."
"It's official I've gone crazy."
'Looks like I have to take a card out of Avarice's deck.' Magma thought to himself. "Greetings, my name is Magma, I am the spirit that resides within this glove. Yes I am the same right glove as Lord Dominator's. However I am not alone, my brother resides in the other Glove, but it is not on Dominator's being. She has been captured along with your friends on the home ship of the evil organization known as the Order of Omega. I can get you to them to rescue them successfully."
"Sure, but what's the catch?"
"The only catch is that I must have full control of your body for one hour. No more, no less."
Sylvia pondered on the deal before thinking an hour didn't seem that bad. "You have a deal."
"Excellent, now you may feel some slight pain that slowly increases with time."
"Wait what?" Sylvia asked before a sharp pain coursed through her body, she screamed out in pain before falling to the floor immediately regretting the deal she made.
Magma trudged through Sylvia's mindscape, slightly disgusted at how untidy it was. As he walked towards the controls to Sylvia's body, he couldn't help but think of how much of a monkey wrench this was to The Plan, and thought the best way to express this anger was through song, him being in the mindscape allowing him to create the music as well as help visualize his anger.
"Oh, father, Great Apex,
"My fire,
Magma looked around seeing ghostly forms of his siblings looking at him judgingly.
Do not blame me,
FORGIVE ME, FATHER,
Sylvia fought against the voice in her head as the large Dog O War snuck up on her vanishing into her body. Sylvia yelled in pain as a voice of rage and hate filled her mind, followed by a voice that just felt like ice and crazy before she finally blacked out. She got back up, but it wasn't Sylvia, he looked at a puddle, her pupils a blood red while her eyes were a fiery orange.
"I will find her... I will find her if I have to burn away every galaxy." Magma said before slashing at the puddle causing it to boil instantly, the fish inside dying as a result.
"Red power,
Lava began to form around Sylvia as Magma took full control, the lava turning a dark blue as the ground around her turned to glass as she became engulfed in it taking on an armor mix of Dominator's and a Dog O War, the temperature around her rising quickly.
"May Alpha have mercy on you...
Magma blasted off an explosion of flames flying off, meteors of his lava rocketing and hitting planets.
"FEED MY FLA~MES!"
"I WILL FIND YOU!!" Magma stopped catching Dominator's scent and let a smile creep onto his face rocketing towards it's direction.
Alfreda walked through the massive open area where many prisoners, all of whom were wearing orange prison outfits, were interacting with each other, with countless guards around them on the ground, in towers, and in mini ships around them to prevent talks of escape, rebelleion, or hope. He finally spotted Dominator who was spotting Juan while he did bench presses.
"So this is it? The end of our tale? Just giving up and submitting to living and dying under the rule of theses assholes?"
"Kind of." Dominator replied.
"I have a plan but it's overthinked and planned to take several years to perfectly execute." Juan added.
"See we finally agree on something- Wait what?"
"Well I have a plan that'll take less time, we find Cell and then we break out no matter how long it takes!" Alfreda said before three large claws burst through his chest and lifted him up to be face to face with Crush.
"No talks of rebellion." Crush than smashed Alfreda into the ground shaking some of his blood off his claws.
"How is everyone so desensitized by this?" Alfreda gurgled as none of the inmates even took notice of it.
"Because they've given up on hope." Crush replied walking off only to be stopped by Caboose who hugged his leg. Crush grabbed him and held him to his face with a glare.
"Why do you continue to follow me around?"
"You looked sad. I think you should give people hugs when they're sad. Are you sad?"
Crush growled before his expression seemed to lighten up a little. "When I was a pup, I was taken from my family and they slaughtered them all for fun. I was tortured endlessly from that moment on to be bred into a heartless killing machine, no one to love, no way to make friends."
"Then I could teach you how to make friends."
"You would? Why?"
"So you can make more friends to hang out with instead of just me."
Crush blinked in surprise. "You consider me your friend?"
"Yeah, you never hurt my body and just tell me to go away, like Church used to..." Caboose replied before becoming a little sad remembering what happened to Church, both Chruch's.
Crush used his tail to lift up Caboose's chin to give him the most sincere smile, next to impossible with the deadly canines in his mouth, he could.
"Then please teach me...friend."
Magma, Glaicer, and Malice moved closer to The Wolf's hide as some of it's ships moved to the side of them.
"All right, we're finally here, Glacier, when they hail us over the radio, move through the transmission and search for Dominator and come up with a way to get us on board."
"Attention U.E.O. This is Councilman Direwolf of the Order of Omega, identify yourself."
"Close enough." Glacier commented before traveling through the frequency from Sylvia's body thinking to himself 'Might as well give the guys something to laugh about.' Glacier then possessed Direwolf's body, his eyes having a blue tinge as he handed the microphone back to the communication operator.
"It's a stealth ship, blow it up, I'm gonna go take a shit." Glacier said as he walked away as the turrents in the region of Magma and Malice then turned to them arming themselves.
"You know, I do fucking hate him." Malice said at the turrents took aim.
"Somehow, I hate him more then you." Magma replied as the turrents fired.
Alfreda sharpened his shiv until a small vibration shook The Wolf's Hide. "Huh. Weird."
"Yard Time for all Slaves. Move." The P.A. said as the gates and hatches opened allowing the prisoners to move out and to the Yard area. Alfreda walked out and to the yard spotting Juan doing squats with Cell on his back and Dominator stretching cracking her back.
"All right. Today is take two."
"Stabbed through the chest, 3 days in isolation and you still wanna escape?" Dominator asked.
"I'm persistant."
"Sure, tell that to Crush." Dominator replied pointing behind at Crush who towered behind Alfreda who turned around to see him.
"It was Dominator this time! Stab her in the chest!" Alfreda yelled.
"Be calm my friend, I will not harm any of you."
"Still not confident after you-wait what did you call me?"
"My friend. I have seen the light of compassion and friendship. Your wisest member has helped me realize what there truly is to life."
Alfreda looked at Juan as he put down Cell. "Don't look at me. I don't know shit about friendship."
"I was referring to the one you call Caboose." Crush clarified bringing Caboose down from his back.
"You know I would be shocked but somehow I'm not."
"So what's the plan." Crush asked rubbed his claws with an eager to help smile.
"Simple speech about hope to cause a riot." Alfreda answered.
"I can do one better." Crush grabbed Alfreda and lifted him in the air pumping him up with a yell of "Rebellion!" To which all the prisoners rioted killing some guards.
"I have the fear of every inmate. When I yelled they knew I was on their side."
"That was actually easier then I thought it would be." Juan noted before a distant explosion rocked the ship followed shortly by a roar.
"We all heard that right?"
"If by that you mean that roar of unyielding rage and death?" Dominator asked.
"Yep."
"Really wish I hadn't."
Another explosion occurred closer followed by another that tore through the floor as something pulled itself up from the hole. It was a Dog O War two times the size of Crush, however it looked like someone mixed it with Dominator's armor, it's three eyes red, blue, and a fiery orange, all three of which locked onto the group.
"Well we all see that right?" Juan asked.
"The giant demon Dog O War staring right at us?" Cell asked.
"Unfortunately."
"Lord Dominator..." It said pointing a yellow ice covered claw at her.
"You know that asshole? Is he an Ex or collage buddy?" Juan asked backing away ready to run.
Dominator didn't hear Juan's question as she was paralyzed with fear as the eyes seemed to pierce her soul as she remembered seeing those same eyes in the moment when all she saw was charred bones. Unable to cope with these returning memories, she simply stood there with tears in her eyes like a scared child.
Juan snapped his fingers in her face getting no response. "Whelp. D's gone vegetable. Who want's to try and kick the big guys ass?"
"Buck it I'm game." Alfreda replied before turning to the Demon O War. "Hey, We're gonna kick your ass if that's ok."
"You're going to die..." It replied, it's voice charging in pitch three times.
He charged past them for Dominator to which Cell kicked him away from her with one foot. "Booyah! Picked that trick from the purple guy with the mask."
"The one that died in the suit?" Juan asked.
"No the one that looked like Super Shredder." Cell clarified before he fired a blast at the demons back earning his attention to which he fired a fire and lava beam which it combined into a plasma beam Cell dodged that headed towards Caboose, only for Crush to push him out of the way taking the full blunt of the hit crashing into a wall knocking out a wirewolfess guard.
"Crush!" Caboose yelled running to his friend whose head was sparking a little. "Are you okay?"
"My CP-P-PU is critically d-damaged. I will be unable to help you further."
"I could help, I fix machines all the time! I saved Freckles!"
"T-There may be a way. My CPU will-will-will eject leaving this shell E-e-empty. Did you ever find out where your friends in the flash drive were sent."
"A safe that says secret because it's the most secure place?" Caboose asked to which Crush sighed opening his chest hatch revealing to storage units Caboose thought looked like Epsilon's.
Juan pulled out his battle rifle hitting the Demon O War in his left kneecap forcing him to take a knee as Alfreda delivered an uppercut kick to his jaw. He grabbed Alfreda raising his other hand that turned into an ice bayonet. He was about to strike before he froze up in pain as he body was then surrounded in electric shocks. He fell to his knees before another voice came out of it's mouth. "Get out of my body!" It said, sounding female.
The Demon O War threw up something blue causing the ice on it to melt away to the blue pile which clumped together becoming a Wirewolf covered in ice spikes with piercing blue eyes an odd dark blue symbol on his chest.
"I think my outsides went back inside." he groaned.
The Demon then threw up a lot of lava on top of the ice wolf then moving away which clumped together cooling and becoming a wirewolf made of stone with orange eyes, cracks along his body glowing red while the tip of his tail and his right arm with covered in lava, a symbol on his chest as well.
The now regular Dog O War then had something lodged it in it's throat before throwing up some then fell to the ground lifeless as everyone was shocked to see it threw up-
"Sylvia!?" Juan yelled as she screamed on the ground some of her body was colored purple as her left eye glowed blood red.
"Get...OUT!" She roared before puking up a red ball returning to normal colors as the ball rushed to the lifeless Dog O War causing it to spasm as it doubled in size, it's color changing from blue to a Magenta, it's head gaining features of a regular wirewolf that turned blood red along with it's eyes turning black as night. It's stature straightened upright as it's chest cavity sealed itself up gaining a glowing blood red symbol on it's chest.
It's body hummed to life as it's black eyes gained blood red pupils before it let out a blood piercing roar.
"Those are who I think they are, aren't they Krampus?" Juan asked.
"Correct they are-"
"The Baron of the dark flames, The God of the Pyrrhic arts. The Magnificent Magma!" The grey one yelled taking a pose.
"The Master of The Arctic Winds, The Taker of A Thousand Sanities. The Mighty Glacier!" The Blue One followed taking on his own pose beside Magma.
"Multiversal Rage incarnate, The Anger of Infinitudes of Wars. Malice slammed his claws on his chest like a gorilla before slamming them together. The Murderous Malice! While there are 4 more of us, but on our own we are-"
Magma, Glacier, and Malice got together getting into a group pose before speaking in unison.
"Los tres hijos de Ápex!"(The Three Sons of Apex!)
"I'm getting the oddest sense of Deja Vu right now." Cell noted before Malice charged at Juan and Sylvia who narrowly dodged.
Magma and Glacier tag teamed surrounding Dominator who managed to snap out of it and looked at them with an angry face. "You two are gonna wish you were still dead." She shot her hands forward before realizing she didn't have her gloves as Magma and Glacier smugly opened their chests revealing the gloves embedded in them like hearts. "And that was the moment you knew,"
"You done fucked up." Glacier finished firing icicles at her to which she dodged before Magma fired Volcanium X at her covering everything but her head.
"Wow this is hot! Is this what I've doing to people?" She yelled as it hardened.
Glacier then took out a pair of glasses as Magma stood next to her.
"Let me go you freaks!"
"Not until we finally take care of our issues you left us with you jerk!"
"You wanna talk issues? Do you know how much I've suffered-"
"Easy let's all just settle down. Now Magma, could you address the issue?"
"The issue is that we've been the bane of her existence for years, and a few months ago, that idiot shows up and now we're just dust in the wind!"
"He just popped in my life that's-"
"Now Dominator you talk when Magma finishes his turn." Glacier then looked at his brother.
"Now Magma, when we found out about this, how did you feel in that moment?"
"It hurt me deeply. It made me feel inadequate. Like we're not good enough."
"You two just used Sylvia to get here!"
"Well we can't exactly call a cab here!"
"I don't even like him!"
"Last time I saw your supposed 'black' heart was starting to warm up."
"Of course you'd make the pun, I guess your brother's rubbing off on you"
"Now now let's not begin name calling. Now Dominator, why do you like Cell?"
"I don't like him!" "It's more of tolerate, he helped me rebuild my empire, I should at least move on from what destroyed it last time and spare him."
"There it is, after all this time you just don't have enough hate to deal with us anymore is that it?"
"You know, Wander never acts or acted like this before you two came back."
Even Juan, Sylvia and Malice during their fighting winced at that comment while Magma's eyes simply widened.
"Oh." Magma said softly. "So that's what it is..."
"Now brother no one is saying we aren't the bane of her existence anymore."
"No! I want to hear her say it."
Juan, Sylvia and Malice simply looked on with confused faces, Sylvia and Malice then giving each other a glance before Sylvia socked Malice in the face.
The doors leading deeper into the Wolf's Hide opened as a couple Dogs of War ran through.
"Okay Magma, this obviously isn't working so I'm just gonna end this." Glacier then turned his hands into ice sabers and walked to Dominator raising them. "Ice ta la viesta, Ice Ice Baby Baby."
Before Glacier could swing them down, Malice was sent flying into him and Magma slamming into a wall. Dominator looked to see Sylvia and Juan walking to herm Juan wielding a big weird hammer.
"Holy crap that pun was terrible. And I lived with Yang. When she made a pun every end of those days was a victory I didn't steal her gauntlets and shot her in her terrible joke spewing face."
"Are you two just gonna stand there or are you gonna get me out of here?"
"Oh yeah that." Juan then swung his hammer into the hardened lava shattering it.
"Guys!" Juan turned around seeing Caboose run to them. "Crush did something awesome for us, Now everything will be awesome forever!"
"What? We're in the middle of a prison riot, what exactly did Crush do that's so awesome?"
The Dog's O War surrounded them before the ones in front of them broke the circle allowing them to see Crush facing them with a wirewolfess manning the mini gun on his back.
"Crush. Would you do the honors?" A Rider asked on top of his mount.
"Dog of War Collars visually acquired." Crush said in a deep monotoned voice.
"That's not Crush is it?" Another rider asked.
"What'd you think fuckface?" Juan asked with a smile.
"Target locked." 'Crush' said.
"Firing Main Cannon." The Wirewolf said with a smile firing the mini gun breaking the collars to which the Dog's O War turned on their mounts eating them, the largest one standing up with a smile. "We are the Order's Rottweiler's no more!"
The other Dog's O War roared victoriously before joining the riot killing the guards giving the prisoners a winning chance.
"Good job coming through Caboose!" Juan said smiling giving him a firm handshake before running towards the hanger.
"Oh no problem." Caboose said before Crush lifted him up on his back with the Wirewolfess. "Good to have you back Freckles and Sheila. You two are the best."
"You're welcome Captain Caboose." Freckles replied giving Caboose a serrated toothed smile.
"You're the best for being so good with machines Caboose." Sheila said with her own kind smile.
"Sheila is right. I am forever in your debt Caboose." A voice said before Crush in a small AI holographic from popped up next to Freckles' head.
"Aw don't worry about it. I just wanna feed you a small cracker."
The alarms to the ship went off before a voice spoke over it. "This is Direwolf of the Council, nearly half of the north prison section is rioting. That section of the ship shall be sealed then detached and jettisoned."
"Um Crush, what did that last big word mean?" Caboose asked.
"This whole section of the Wolf's Hide shall be shot off it into the cold vacuum of space. We and most of the wirewolf prisoners and those wo adapt to surviving it will survive."
"And we're just gonna let these guys get away with everything they've done?" Dominator asked.
Sheila chuckled. "Of course not. We aren't able to outright take them out in one fell swoop now, but my virus Crash uploaded should slow them down severely."
"It's quite fascinating." Crush commented. "It activates the Slipspace and Hyperdrives at the same time, so when the ship enters a slipspace portal using hyperspace..."
"It'll send them rocketing across the multiverse if you sent the virus to the drives that let them transverse universes." Alfreda clicked together as all the doors locked shut.
"Which I did." Crush replied as the lights turned off then the emergency lights turned on.
"Crush you magnificent son of a bitch."
"I call no mothers!"
"What no it's an expression in this context used as a term of endearment."
"Oh. Thank you." Crush replied before everyone heard the loud hissing noise hinting at the beginning of depressurization.
"We all just forgot about the fact this is all being jettisoned didn't we?" Alfreda asked.
Cell grabbed a space helmet and air pack strapping it on Dominator. "At some point with everything we've done, it's not surprising."
The section rumbled as it began to tear apart from the sudden change in pressure.
Everyone began to run as Alfreda ran ahead of them. "Stay calm guys, just think Jenga City, only instead, its real life and we will fall to a ceaseless oblivion." Alfreda said as he jumped over some parts of the floor that rose up before they were sucked into the vacuum.
"Does almost everywhere you visit collapse around yourselves on your way out?" Dominator asked.
"Pretty much. We're literal home wreckers." Alfreda replied as the floor started to give way beneath them, on of the wall beginning to move towards them to which Alfreda grabbed Caboose, Juan grabbed Sylvia, and Cell grabbed Dominator then ran along the wall before the floor gave out.
"I see the exit!" Alfreda yelled before a hum began to sound throughout the ship. Everyone jumped out freefalling down to the barren dwarf planet below Alfreda and Juan using their the rockets on the bottom of their boots to slow their descent, Juan taking more time to catch Caboose, while Cell simply slowed himself down as Freckles impacted doing a superhero landing. Everyone looked up to see many if not all of the prisoners of where they were escaping, then at the Wolf's Hide, A hulking monster of a space station shaped like a giant deformed skull of a dragon, detach off a huge part of where it's right lower mandibles would've been before a slipspace portal opened in front of it. Instead of slowly moving towards the portal, it jumped into hyperspace causing something unfortunate in the portal. It collapsed as it should have, but the section detached off and it's debris were sucked towards it and ripped to shreds as if it became some kind of gravity well. A low pitched hum reached everyone's ears that began to increase in pitch as a glow began to pierce through the shrapnel.
"Everyone find some cover!" Alfreda yelled to which everyone ran to behind some rocks. Dominator was secure in her spot before she saw Cell trip. Something inside her caused her to get up and grab him throwing him into her spot as a tiny ping came from the well before it released the energy in a blinding explosion that released a massive sonic boom that shot out the shrapnel like a hailstorm of death.
Alfreda opened his eyes seeing shrapnel in front of him like a metal field of grass. "Holy shit. That was way too close." Alfreda moved out from cover and looked through some of the smoke seeing Juan and Sylvia look around for the others when Juan spotted Alfreda running up giving him a hug. "Tell anyone about this and I will out you spine and stab it back in through the cranium."
"Good to see you're alive too."
"Hey guys!" Cell yelled waving over some rocks Dominator at his side. "Did anyone see that? D jumped in and threw me into the rocks before the explosion!"
"Couldn't let him die before I killed him." Dominator replied looking a little pale.
"Thank you for considering my feelings." Juan chuckled.
"D-did you just make Juan laugh?" Alfreda asked.
Dominator chuckled herself. "I guess I did." Dominator then puked up a little blood before collapsing to the floor.
"D!" Cell yelled picking her up.
"Cell let me see her chest. Maybe I can open her up and see- OH LAUREN FUCKING FAUST!" Alfreda said before yelling the profanity seeing the all shrapnel embedded in her chest. Alfreda attempted to say something else only to throw up. "I'm sorry, I tried saying something else but I couldn't so I threw up."
"Dominator! If you see a light down a dark tunnel that probably Hell so I suggest running away from it!" Juan yelled in Dominator's face.
Cell was panicking and looked at Freckles. "Crush, don't you have any junk that could fix this?"
Crush's hologram appeared next to Freckles' face again. "Yes, all Order of Omega Dog's O War are equipped with standard issue medical supplies and mobile operating tables."
Freckles then dispersed said equipment from his chest cavity. Cell put Dominator on the operating table before Freckles then picked out all the shrapnel piercing just her skin. Cell grabbed a scalpel cutting along her chest horizontally then opened the cut exposing her organs inside allowing Cell to see her left lung, pancreas, right kidney, stomach, and liver were damaged beyond surgery.
"Shit! She needs new organs and fast!" Cell yelled.
"I'm not giving her organs, 1. that might extend her lifetime, 2. I don't want my organs touching a villain, Juan doesn't give a shit, and Caboose might actually make her dumber."
Cell looked at himself and groaned. "This is gonna suck."
Cell stabbed his hands into his chest screaming in pain from doing it, then screamed a little more as he ripped out the organs Dominator needed.
Alfreda tried to stop Cell but Juan held him back. "No one help him. I want to see if he dies doing this. Either he dies saving her, she dies and he kills himself in depression, or he dies and she dies anyway. Either way it's a win-win."
Cell used the scalpel to cut out her organs and sewed his in their place and used some of his ki to cauterize the wound. He then closed the cut his made and sewed it shut before seeing one last piece of shrapnel in her head cutting the top open to see it took out a small piece of her brain. Groaning her ripped out the same size piece out of his brain putting it into her before closing that up then collapsing on the floor in pain. "Is...he okay?"
Alfreda scanned her before helping Cell up. "In a coma but she's good."
"Wood... Gout's mall splat chatters." Cell replied holding his head in pain.
"Yeah that's what you get for ripping out a piece of your brain."
Dominator woke up startled then looked around finding herself in a dark seemingly endless place.
"Hello? Anyone there?"
She saw two figures walking towards her, both wirewolves, one red with an emotionless face, and the other yellow with a crazy llok in his green with red pupiled eyes.
"Okay who are you two."
"My name is Logic. this here is Ezekiel the Naustic. We are two personalities of Alfreda."
"Wait he has split personalities? Why haven't you two popped up then?"
"When Alfreda returned, we stayed hidden as it was time for him to make his own impact, we shall reveal ourselves when he returns home. This is the mindscape Alfreda, Caboose, Cell and Juan share, allowing them to access each others thoughts and memories. When we felt an anomaly we sent it to the crossroads where they meet and found you."
"Can you get me out of here?"
"Only guide you there, but be warned, you shall be traversing through all their minds to get there, the very experiences and memories that make them who they are. You must be sure, as they, especially Alfreda have seen things mere mortals were not meant to see."
Dominator developed a somewhat confident smile. "You're gonna learn a lot about me, specifically I'm no mere mortal."
Wander and Dommie found everyone and brought them to the Skullship(much to Peepers and Hater's chagrin) to rest and let Dominator recover. Cell still stood by her side, his face tired with a long beard with a bandage in it. Juan walked in nudging Cell a little.
"C'mon Cell, she's not waking up. It's three days, it's time to let go. That and we got almost all of those Nexus Tears and we're closing in on the last one."
Cell sighed getting up. "Maybe you're right, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, cry it out." Cell then walked out leaving Juan in the room.
Dominator's began to twitch as her eyes squinted a little. Juan saw this to which he grabbed a pillow. "Dying as you're waking up. Such a shame." Juan then put it over her face. "Just follow the flames and head to Hell where you belong."
Dominator's hands grabbed the pillow lifting it on her face allowing her to breathe and see Juan and smile. "Is that you Death? Put your hood back on I'm sick of looking at the ugly."
"Why won't you die!?" Juan yelled trying to smother her until Cell ran in the room seeing Dominator awake.
"D!" Cell pushed Juan out of the way hugging her tightly. "Oh thank Faust. I was this close to killing myself with one of Juan's shotguns."
"WHY WON'T YOU JUST TAKE HIM FROM ME!?" Juan yelled at the ceiling.
"I take it from Juan yelling at the ceiling Dominator's awake?" Alfreda asked walking in.
"Yep." Juan said returning to his deadpan and bitter demeanor.
"What happened?" Dominator asked.
"Oh you happened shrapnel skewering you and Cell saved your life using some of his organs to replace yours that wouldn't make it. And a piece of your brain. I kept it in a jar." Alfreda replied showing the jar. "How do you feel?"
"Still not so well but better then earlier."
"Well that's what happens when a dumbass saves your life using his own organs I'm not even sure are a match."
"Wait he saved me?" Dominator looked at Cell. "Why?"
"Why not? There's something I wanted to tell you-" Cell didn't finish as the Skullship sounded the alarm. Everyone ran to the control room to which Alfreda looked at Peepers. "What's up C Peeps?"
"Well the good news is that we found the last Nexus Tear."
"Really? That doesn't- wait good news? What's the bad news?"
Peepers opened the screens showing the planet zooming in on the planet showing the tear a few miles above an island with what appeared to be the skeleton of the Phantom Blot on it. A rumble shook the ship before something tore through the floor and blotlings flooded the room surrounding the group. "One of your friend's kind of beat us to it." Wander replied before the Blotlings moved in chuckling as a massive blotling grabbed onto the ship and brought it towards the planet. Some holes in the ship caused some things to float out them.
One of them being the jar with the piece of Dominator's brain. The piece itself beginning to glow a fiery orange and an icy blue.
Author's Note
It got real! Sorry I haven't been updating this chapter. But it's a big one setting up for my next arch: Blotsanity.
Comment below if you want to see a bonus chapter or two showing Dominator's experience inside the mindscape.
Magma's song is based on Hellfire from Hunchback of Notre Dame. Lyrics written by Discordneal14. I don't won the song nor any other songs I use.
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Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings
Chapter 10: Blotsanity: Part 1: The Blot Kings
Alfreda, Cell, Dominator, and Juan were escorted through the halls of the tower to what must've been the heart of Phantom Blot's Headquarters. Dominator was finally brave enough to break the silence. "So how many times have you had to deal with this 'Phantom Blot'?"
"Well that depends, what day is today?" Alfreda asked Juan.
"I think Tuesday."
"6,872 times. And 5 times spotting him passing by."
"What?! Is he immortal like you or just really lucky?"
"It's more along the lines of that bitch Anti-Matter got almost every Phantom Blot in existence to do the dirty work of killing us for her before we get to her if we end up in one of their universes."
The large doors opened allowing everyone to see the mad scientist vibes the room gave off, what with the Frankenstein Esq machines lining the walls. The Phantom Blot himself was up the staris near his throne holding a imp like blotling by his neck. "How do you lose a ship shaped like a skull you just captured with a Super Slobber!?"
"Forgive me father! The blue wirewolf saw some buttons and went to press them. We were too late to stop the escape, we were able to grab the skeleton, watchdog, Zbornak, and wanderer!"
"You think a give a flying damn about who you captured? I have half a mind to absorb you back in to remove one Spatter wasting my time!"
"We captured Alfreda and his friends!" The Spatter begged causing Phantom Blot to look and see the group facing him and smiled.
"You got at least got one thing right." He dropped him then walked down to the group, intimidating Dominator a little as he stood a few feet taller then Crush standing straight up.
"Greetings prisoners, you may remember me as the Phantom Blot."
"Ok. Lord Dominator, new to your gig, just one question, how are you alive?"
"Simple, the Blot matter fell off the skeleton of the Phantom Blot all managed to defeat forming new Blotlings from it, the biggest becoming yours truly. Ship coming to steal the bones were captured and the technology reused for our needs. The crew? Let's just say they served the same purpose. All though you four being here makes things interesting. A little dropwing told me The Order of the Claw has a price on all four of you."
"Please don't send us back! I like to shower on all fours, and the guys will jump me the moment I get down!" Alfreda pleaded.
"Same here, That's why neither of us showered the four days we were there." Cell added to which Dominator and Juan scooted away from them.
"I am not sending you back, even if that's not what you should be worried about, those who cross and or escape The Order like you did get preserved immaculately then cut up like puzzle pieces and scatted across a state or country, a planet if they're in a bad mood." Phantom Blot then gestured to the corpses on the tables cut up like puzzle pieces. "Perfect for a rainy day. But no I'm not gonna do that to you. I actually need you all so I can properly execute my double cross against Anti-Matter. Slobbers!" Phantom Blot shouted at the giant blotlings with small legs and large upper bodies. "Take them to the lab."
"Except for the girl." A voice said. Everyone looked to see someone walking out of the shadows. He was a blotling half the size of Phantom Blot but had one horn on his head and was proportioned as more of a lean build with a visible pair of legs. "I have some questions I want her to answer."
"Blot's Shadow we don't have time for any of your blot experiments."
"Patience father, I just wish to talk to her." Phantom Blot rolled his eyes and gestured two Slobbers to escort Dominator to Blot's Shadow.
Dominator was tied to a chair looking up at Blot's Shadow who stood in his chair elevated above the room some of the blotlings residing in it sleeping. "Are you comfortable?" he asked.
"I'm tied to a chair no I'm not."
"Oh well might as well get down to business. I want to kill my father."
"Well why haven't you? And why do you need me so you could say that?"
"Because I want to kill him but I don't possess the proper means to keep him dead. The only thing that could do that for me are Volcanium X and Frostonium, two things I do not posses. What I do posses now is the one person who knows how to properly wield it. You. Teach me how to use it and anything shall be yours when we conquer the galaxy, and beyond."
"Okay 1. It sounds like you want something more from me then that so no. 2. I don't have my gloves so you can kiss that dream bye bye."
Blot's Shadow glared at Dominator as he turned on his automatic orchestra.
"Now, listen here, Dominator. Because I've got a sweet deal, So listen close, As I propose, A plan to make them kneel. All I need is your power C'MON!" Blot's Shadow slammed into the ground on her level, waking the blotlings, falling apart a little before reforming coming up a head above her.
"Cough up your secret, Your Volcanium, And Frostonium, As an arsenal duet. We can be the best To be the gre~atest, Together, you and I, Can rectify, In our quest, Soon, we'll progress, And we will wi~n Then, once again, We can be the gre~ate~st Now, I know it's a hard job, Putting up with me, a living blob, But the galaxy, Will all see, That nothing can get in our way. My father and all of those peons, Will be cowering for eons, I've got the power, You've got the temperature, And the throne is where we'll stay. We can be the best, To be the gre~atest Together, we'll "blob-ulate" And dominate In our quest. Oh, wouldn't it be a delight? Ruling everything in sight If you invest We can be the greate~st!"
Many Blotlings in the room cheered at Blot's Shadow song as he looked at Dominator.
"We are so close to annihilating all who stand in our way. So show me how to use your powers..." Blot's Shadow asked.
Dominator looked at him unwavered tied up in her chair. "I can't."
"Can't or won't?"
"Pretty much won't."
"Well it's not like you have a choice. So it's more of, you will. " Blot's Shadow replied raising a claw.
"Blot's Shadow!" Phantom Blot yelled from outside the door. "Bring her. It is time..."
"This isn't over girl..." Blot's Shadow growled as the spatters carried her off.
Phantom Blot chuckled maliciously as he strapped the struggling Lord Dominator into the chair.
"But Father, we haven't determined the effects the ray will have on her already altered body." Blot's Shadow said looking a bit worried.
"Where's your curiosity? With the proper modifications Lord Dominator shall be the general of the New Blot Army leading us to Galactic Domination! I will be able to destroy Alfreda and Cell, then reclaim my honor stolen by Anti-Matter once and for all standing triumphant!" The ray gun blasted Dominator causing her to scream as she felt the organs she got from Cell inside her being changed by the ray, she was starting to feel even better then before as Cell's organs felt as though they really belonged in there all though that didn't make the process any less painful.
"D!" Cell yelled bending the bars of his cage trying to get to her only to fight off the Slobbers that held him back.
"Into the Vortex with her!" Phantom Blot yelled to which some Spatter grabbed her chair and putting it on a lift leading into a large machine.
"But this piece of junk was collecting dust for decades! We don't know what could go wrong with this." Blot's Shadow replied pulling the switch activating the machine until it sparked causing some small explosions inside electrocuting Dominator. Dominator could feel someone else's memories flooding her brain, the pain giving her the strength to tear off the straps landing on the floor, in the rage that began to flood her mind Dominator ripped two Spatters in two before plunging her hand into a Slobber's gut ripping out it's heart. Some Spatters tried to dogpile her only for her to shake them off running across the room. Alfreda and Juan broke out of their cell and running out a window in the chaos of it all.
"Capture her!" Blot's Shadow commanded to which a Slobber lumbered towards her grabbing her crashing through the window with a victorious "Got er!" Only to look down seeing she and him were floating in the air then looked at her who coincidentally spoke the same time he did with a simple "Uh oh." before gravity ensued. They landed on the rocks painfully each and every time, eventually separating, the Slobber falling though the trees landing on his groin on some sharp rocks. Dominator bounced off the trees like a pinball before slamming face first into a colossal rib bone with a dizzied face rolled down it launching off into the sea.
Cell stabbed a Slobber through the chest with his tail only to see Dominator was already gone. Cell was about to run the other way out only to find Slobber's and Dropwings gathering around him.
"Restrain the Bio-Android..." Phantom Blot said with a glare.
Blot's Shadow smashed the furniture in his roar roaring in anger and stomping his feet like a spoiled child. A Spatter snuck into the room, it's blot matter a tad pink in hue with eyelashes. "Should I come back at a later time or is that not gonna happen?"
"What is it Janice?"
"I must regret to inform you that Alfreda Juan broke out in all of the confusion of Lord Dominator's escape."
"What?! Unacceptable! Who is responsible for that?!"
"I believe they were next in line for experimentation listed by your father sir."
"FAAA~" Blot's Shadow froze up in his bellow of rage, his jaw hanging out at something could be heard in his mouth.
"Man, Blot's Shadow looked pissed."
"I know right? I bet he's throwing a tantrum in his room like a baby."
"We really should have that looked at." Janice noted walking up and slapping Blot's Shadow in the face.
"THER~!!!!" Blot's Shadow finished. "His incompetence is too infuriating. It is time to test one of our greatest creations yet." Blot's Shadow looked at the dark tinted glass smiling seeing the silhouettes being attacked by the Blot Matter.
"Sir, may I ask what is this again?"
"The next step. Our Grandfather is the Shadow Blot, our Father the Phantom Blot, we have the Elite Emperors and the Lords, but this simple job," A Hand slammed onto the glass before being covered in blot matter becoming a Slobber's claws. "Is for Blot Kings ." Blot's Shadow raised his head letting out an evil laugh that echoed across the base.
Dominator began to drift back towards consciousness starting to hear voices.
"Dominator..."
"Dominator!"
"Let me try."
"Wake up crazy bitch!" Then something hard and metal smacked her across the face bringing her straight back to reality. Dominator looked around and found herself on a beach with Alfreda and Juan looking at her.
"Hi. I'm the one that slapped you, but we saved you from dying on the beach. You're welcome." Juan spoke up.
Dominator growled tackling him to the ground holding him by the throat, ready to throttle him harder, Juan simply looked at her with a careless smile. "Go ahead, grant me my peace."
Dominator looked at him then looked to Alfreda who was more concerned looking off deeper into the island. Dominator scoffed and let go of her grip. "Where the heck are we?" She asked.
"Blot Island, more specifically Planet Blot, yeah Phantom Blot is so vain he names an entire rock after himself like a douche." Alfreda answered.
"Is there a way out of this dump?"
"AA guns at the center of the island keeping anything from flying off it."
"Swimming off?"
"Apparently there are Blot Sharks. I found out the hard way." Alfreda replied pointing to his bite marks across his shell.
"Didn't you idiots build a boat?"
"We had one but a native saved you from drowning in the ocean and used a song saying 'You're Welcome.' to steal it from us with his buddies. I swam after them and that's how I found out about the Blot Sharks. Jokes on them though, Juan put a kill switch on it that sinks the boat a mile out if none of us are on it. I did make a transmitter to send out help but something on the island is blocking the signal." Alfreda said showing the little transmitter made out of random gizmos the Phantom Blot had in his lab held together by seaweed.
Dominator looked at it before looking up at the dark clouds that circled around the mountain in the middle of the island. "So what're we waiting for? Let's do this."
"You know this won't make you two even, you have two more rescues before you can call it even." Alfreda replied as Dominator began walking into the jungle.
The three of them walked through the jungle, the only sounds accompanying them were the sounds of the birds and the bugs.
"So how do you two stand him?"
"Simple, I actually like him as a friend but take all his crazy words with a grain of salt." Alfreda replied.
"I just pile on to my sea of rage for when I cave his face in like a souffle." Juan said before stopping and looking around. "You hear that?"
"You really think he's listening?" Dominator asked.
"No, something else." Juan's ear twitched before he ducked from a dodging a claw swipe above him as something landed.
It was a Spatter but it had the face of Phantom Blot, the arms of a Slobber, and his horns shaped to form some kind of crown. Hovering next to him was a Dropwing with a Slobber arm instead of it's usual arm, sharper wings, and a crown on it's head between it's two eyes.
"I take it Phantom Blot missed us but not enough to actually be here so he sent his least favorite sons?" Juan snarked before the Spatter charged at Juan to which Juan performed an O-Goshi flipping the Spatter into a tree.
"That is no way to address the glorious Kings Spatter and Dropwing." The Dropwing yelled flying towards them.
Dominator attempted to punch King Dropwing only for Dropwing to grab her and slam her into the ground repeatedly before throwing her into Alfreda.
"You really need to learn how to fight."
"Oh really? Like you can teach me?"
"Actually yeah. Watch the master at work." Alfreda got up facing Dropwing as he charged in for another attack. Alfreda sidestepped his claw swipe then grabbed Dropwing by his wing and slammed him into the ground. Dropwing squirmed before Alfreda planted his foot firmly before pulling on the formers wings and ripped them right out. Dropwing screeched in agony before Alfreda threw him in Juan direction, to which Juan brought out a double barreled shotgun splattering Dropwing to pieces. King Spatter ran at Juan in anger to which Juan then wielded his shotgun like a bat smacking him across the face before using the momentum to correct his aim firing the second shot killing King Spatter in a small blast of buckshot and Blot Matter. Juan blew the smoke off the barrel before tucking it away.
"Is that the Super Shotgun?" Alfreda asked.
"Yeah. What better gun for the job?"
"Hey. Alfreda?" Dominator asked to which the former turned around.
"You know that's actually the first time you've said my name."
"Can you teach me?"
"What? How not to die? Easy, hide behind me, I've been told I'm an excellent meat shield."
"No. How to fight, like you."
"Really? Sure, sit down." Both of them sat down on the ground and Alfreda reached his hand out to Dominator. "Just trust me, I'm taken, Cell's your problem." Alfreda touched her head and they both passed out. Juan realized what he had to do and sighed.
"Mierda."(Shit.)
Dominator woke up and found herself in the mindscape with Alfreda.
"Why bring me here?"
"This is the mindscape, we're on a tight schedule so I figured the best way to get this done quick was to bring you here, I learned how to set the time dilation in here so an hour out there could be a month in here. We can get the training you definitely need being in El Quatros Locos. That's Spanish for The Four Crazies."
"Is Juan gonna be fine?"
"It's Juan. Two bags of dead weight won't be a problem."
Juan huffed and puffed as he carried both Alfreda and Dominator. "Alpha these two are heavy, why does Alfreda have to have an adamantium shell? And Dominator could seriously lose a few pounds."
Juan looked up and saw something slam into the ground. it was a blotling with a single eye that had a red iris, two Slobber arms to hold it up, and a crown on top of it's head and a lightning bolt inside it.
"King Seer!" It shouted slamming a hand on the ground.
Juan rolled his eyes before dropping Dominator and Alfreda before cracking his knuckles. "I take it you're a Blot King?"
"King Seer!" It shouted again.
"Oh great you're a dumb one." Juan charged at King Seer and they both landed on the ground rolling around trying to get an advantage over the other before breaking off. King Seer tried to stab Juan with the lightning bolt on his head by launching himself forward rolling like a bowling ball and jumped to try and stab him only for Juan to grab King Seer's arm and slam him around before he grabbed his other arm. King Seer squirmed in a panic before Juan put his foot on Seers eye before ripping his arms off.
"Second verse, same as the first." Juan quipped before grabbing King Seer by the lightning bolt then grabbing him by the bottom of his eyelid repeating the motion ripping King Seer apart, but revealing the lightning bolt had belonged to-
"Peepers?" Juan said confused seeing the unconscious Watchdog. Before he could question further, King Seer attempted to latch onto Juan like a leech by his foot. The last mistake he'd ever make. Juan lifted his foot up and slammed it down, satisfied to hear King Seer finally die with a small screech of agony. Juan looked back at Peepers then slapped him across the face. Peepers woke up startled screaming.
"Get off! Get off!" Peepers yelled terrified.
"Open your eye it's just the guy who has no problem killing you." Juan assured him to which Peepers did so then looked around. "Where am I? Where's Wander?"
"This is Blot Island, home to the universe's biggest asshole. Wait, Wander? I thought they took him with you."
"Oh no. They took Lord Hater and the Mini Dominator somewhere else then they threw us in a chamber. That stuff came out and latched onto us."
"Well they weren't in King Spatter and Dropwing, both of them were too small to even notice, either way those two blotlings are dead." Juan looked at something attached to what used to be King Seer's eye and picked it up, seeing it as some kind of monocle and placed it over his right eye. He examined the pile that used to be Seer and the monocle lighted up with labels.
Blot Strength: Scale of 1 to 10. 1 being the weakest such as the average Seer, and 10 being as strong as the Phantom Blot.
King Spatter
Blotling(type): Spatter
Blot Strength: 1
King Dropwing
Blotling: Dropwing
Blot Strength: 1
King Seer
Blotling: Seer
Blot Strength: 3
"No wonder it was easy to kill those three." Juan noted before dropping Peepers. "Grab Dominator, I call dibs on Alfreda." Juan then bent down and picked up Alfreda carrying him off while Peepers struggled to move Dominator even an it. "How is she this heavy?"
"I don't know maybe Cell's organs are made of lead." Juan snarked as they approached a large door. Juan and Peepers walked through just as Juan felt Alfreda squirming to which he dropped him on the ground.
"Ow~. Not cool man."
"I'm not your piggyback man." Juan noted before Dominator squired getting up just as Peepers finally surrendered to gravity and collapsed on the floor. Dominator got up cracking her back a little. "How long were we out."
"About 4 hours before I found C. Peeps over here." Juan replied pointing the watchdog on the floor.
"Wow you were right that didn't take long. Would've taken less time if you hadn't breaking my arm" Dominator said to Alfreda.
"Would've been shorter if you learned avoid arm bars." Alfreda replied as Juan stopped sniffing the air.
"Do you smell that?" Juan asked.
Alfreda smelt the air and looked at Juan. "Dark Magic? But this isn't even an alternate Equis."
"Exactly." Juan said before dodging a plasma blast as something slithered through the room as it lit up, revealing dozens of large holes around the room as something slammed into the floor in front of them reforming.
It was a blotling with four pairs of arms, one arm throwing down the smoking Plasma gun, with a trunk like base, root like tentacles for legs, the upper half of his torso similar in girth to a Slobber's, and a crown on his head.
Juan's monocle lit up seeing the blotling.
King Sweeper
Blotling: Sweeper
Blot Strength: 4
"Huh. Not that bad." Juan noted before a rumbling shook the ground. Something crawled by the holes inside them before something crawled out of one next to King Sweeper.
It was a Slobber, but it was two times the size of a regular Slobber and shaped like a dog. One off the biggest differences wasn't just it's one cyclops Esq eye with an odd tuft of magenta hair above it's brow, or it's tail with a few spikes, but all the smaller arms(at least 11 by Alfreda's count) across it's body.
Slobber Barker
Blotling: Mutated Slobber
Blot Strength: 5
"Okay now that's a problem. For you two." Juan said standing back with Peepers.
"What?! Why?" Alfreda asked.
"While you two were napping I had to deal with King Seer. I'd say it's you shift now. Also I found this monocle that rates Blotlings on a scale of one to ten, ten being as strong as Phantom Blot. Slobber Barker's a 5 and King Sweeper's a 4. Have fun." Juan then down to simply watch.
Alfreda sighed before looking at Dominator. "Which one you want?"
"I'll take the Sweeper." Dominator said with a smile.
Alfreda ran for Slobber Barker only for it to grab him with it's right arm then threw Alfreda into the grip of it's smaller arms before they broke him apart like building blocks.
"Okay I wanna trade!" Alfreda yelled.
"No backsies." Dominator replied before dodging a swing of claws from King Sweeper. Dominator delivered some of her own punches always moving but giving Sweeper no time to recover.
"I admire her fighting style." Juan noted as Dominator only hit King Sweeper to counter and kept her distance from his swings jumping in a boxing stance. "That's it Dominator! Muhammad Ali that Gak knockoff!"
King Sweeper growled then reached into himself and pulled out multiple random objects out then threw them at Dominator. Dominator dodged and managed to grab a mircowave that he threw and smacked it across his face, causing some Blot Matter to fly off his face. King Sweeper looked back with a growl allowing Dominator to see under his face was-
"Wander?" Dominator asked shocked seeing Wander's face, his eyes angry and a blotlings green as the Blot Matter came back to cover it. King Sweeper grabbed the hat from in him and pulled it out before reaching in wielding a sword, a plant pot, a bag of candy, and a brick.
"Wow the ability to give you anything and it gives you a brick."
King Sweeper began swinging his makeshift weapons at Dominator who was still stunned but was able to dodge as Alfreda put himself back together and realized who the red tuft on Slobber Barker’s forehead belonged to-
“Sylvia?!” He yelled putting it together.
Slobber Barker jumped around like a bull trying to kick off Alfreda who wouldn’t budge. "Alfreda, I want to trade."
"Oh then be my guest." Alfreda replied before jumping off and facing King Sweeper only for Sweeper to grab him and stab him repeatedly with the sword before beating in his face with the other things.
"This isn't even fair!" Alfreda yelled in pain.
Dominator approached Slobber Barker cautious. "Hey Sylvia. It's me. Dominator." Slobber Barker socked her across the face. "Okay I deserved that one."
"You deserve a hell of a lot more." Juan snarked.
"I know you're in there somewhere, please just fight it." Slobber Barker roared again pinning Dominator to the wall with a claw raised back. "Please Sylvia." Dominator asked.
Alfreda tackled King Sweeper and attempted to pull the hat away causing lots of things to fall out including a leather jacket with a S on the back of it that fell on Dominator's face. Slobber Barker blinked surprised and gently grabbed the jacket looking at it deeper.
"You don't remember that night, you know before I left you?" Dominator asked causing Slobber Barker growled a little. "I know I was a jerk, but everything before that was one of the best nights of my life. Please Sylvia, fight it, come back to your friend, if not for me, then Wander, help me save him from King Sweeper."
Slobber Barker held it's head in pain dropping Dominator as King Sweeper finally pulled Alfreda off and snapped his neck, proceeding to slither over to Slobber Barker. "Is she dead yet?" He asked.
Slobber Barker didn't turn around but said one word. "No."
"No?!"
Slobber Barker hacked something up spitting out Sylvia who stood ready against King Sweeper. "And she never will be."
King Sweeper roared in anger and charged at Sylvia who dodged and slapped him in the face with her tail lining up with Slobber Barker socking him in the face. The hat fell straight off his head and Dominator picked it up. "Look, I know you can think and control what gets pulled out of you, and you may not necessarily like me for all I've done, but if you care about Wander, as in really care, just give me something to save him, please."
"NO MORE WORDS!" King Sweeper roared charging at her, Dominator panicked and reached in, just as King Sweeper lunged at her, she pulled out a thinner sword slicing King Sweeper in two freeing Wander who fell unconscious. Sylvia rushed to her friends side as Dominator stared at the sword that quickly crumbled upon contact with the air, she then stared at the melting body of King Sweeper who writhed, taking some satisfaction in knowing he died. She saw something glowing in his corpse and picked it out surprised. It was a gem the size of her fist, but it was oddly shaped like a butterfly. "Yo Juan! Does this thing look familiar to you?"
Juan looked at the gem and was surprised. "The Element of Kindness?" Juan pulled something out and attached the Element to it causing pings. "Yep, The Elements are scattered across the island."
"Ya know I grabbed the Element of Loyalty on the way out of the lab when I said we'd come back for Cell when we both knew we weren't." Alfreda replied.
"Kind of ironic isn't it?"
"Ok we can all talk about what's ironic at a better time and explain what exactly these things are?"
"All powerful Macguffin's that when used together using the power of your friendship can defeat your enemies with a giant rainbow. I'd say Phantom Blot's trying to use them conquer the universe."
"I say we beat him to it. I mean using them on him, maybe put that conquering thing on the back burner."
"Yeah." Alfreda turned to look at Wander, Peepers, and Sylvia. "You guys head towards the water, I built an emergency beacon there and we should get help when the rest of us take down the jammer. We'll find Hater and Cell and link back up after beating Phantom Blot." Alfreda said before he, Juan, and Dominator walked through the door leading deeper into the island. Sylvia turned around ready to walk when something tugged on her, and she saw Slobber Barker holding her by the tail with it's cyclops eye giving her the puppy dog look.
"Aw~ I think it likes you. I think I'll call it Slobs." Wander said earning a slight snarl from Slobber Barker before it's face lightened up a little.
"I think she likes that name." Sylvia replied.
"Wait, that's a she?" Peepers asked.
"Yep, when I came to, we shared memories, I think that's why she likes us so much, because we treat each other then Sweeper ever treated her." Slobs smiled and licked Sylvia affectionately before using her other arms to lift the others onto her back and walked down to the beach.
"See Peepers, and enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet." Wander said with a smile.
"Now don't you start that again." Peepers complained.
Author's Note
Finally, the beginning of my next arch that will reshape El Quatros Locos: The Blotsanity arch. I'm going to enjoy writing this. Leave a comment and let me know what you think so far.
Blot's Shadow's song is based of the Movie version of "I wanna be like you " From the 2016 version of The Jungle Book . Lyrics written by Discordneal14. Please support him, I don't own the lyrics or the song.
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Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings
Chapter 11: Blotsanity: Part 2: Too Many Lords Up In Here
Blot's Shadow marched in his room looking at his script before looking at his Spatter. "All right, The Shadow's Revenge, scene 5 take 2. Ready on set."
"Why did I volunteer to be his Blotling?" The Spatter asked himself.
"Action!" Blot's Shadow yelled looking at his script. "I'm sick of following your blot wasting orders. It's time I call the shots! For I am no longer the Blot's Shadow, I am simply, the Blot!"
Janice took control of a dead blotling on the floor and looked to her master. "Forgive me if I'm interrupting something."
"Janice! I'm busy rehearsing my lines for when I kill Phantom Blot! What could be so important?"
"I just thought I should tell you that the process is complete and the Blot Lords have been deployed into the Techno Jungle as per your request along with their continuing search for the Elements of Harmony."
Blot's Shadow laughed as he paced a little. "Excellent, after the mysterious failure of the Blot Kings, this next step up should right that wrong swiftly. Now if there's nothing left to tell me..." Blot's Shadow replied looking at his script.
"Actually one thing sir. As it turns out the Blot King's death's weren't as mysterious as we thought." Janice pulled out a remote and pressed the button bringing up a big screen that showed King Sweeper being slain by Alfreda, Juan, and Dominator, revealing the betrayal of Slobber Barker as she and her host helped defeat King Sweeper.
Blot's Shadow looked at the picture before being consumed by his rage, only one blotling to blame for all this. "FAAAA~-" Blot's Shadow froze up completely, his allowing the Blot Hivemind conversations to be heard again.
"So as it turns out that spot was just some left over pepperoni, but I consider the moral of the story as don't eat something off the floor as far as I'm concerned."
Janice let a small smile come to her face as she walked over to Blot's Shadow as the conversation went on.
"It's amazing how you haven't died due to your stupidity yet."
Janice then smacked him across the father bringing him back to reality. "THER~!!!!" Blot's Shadow fumed with rage as he stomped to Janice. "Notify the Blot Lords, hunt them, find them, AND ANNIHILATE THEM!!" Blot's Shadow yelled in Janice's face.
"Excellent choice as always, all though before I go, should I suggest that you not clench your hands so tight as to not... kill anymore of our loyal Blotlings?"
"I'm not even loaded fool, see?" Blot's Shadow shot his hand at a wall accidentally firing a Thinner Ball that bounced around the room before slamming into Janice's host and the blotling killing them both. Blot's Shadow growled before slamming his hand on a button. "Next." He said as the door opened revealing a few terrified blotlings standing on the other side of the door.
Juan tore through some of the jungle, having a tad bit of difficulty as this was more techno organic than just regular vines and wood.
"Ok this jungles actually awesome. Half mechanical, half regular." Alfreda noted picking up a piece of wood that was cybernetic. He looked at Dominator who looked half interested holding her stomach. "You ok?"
"Practically starving."
"Come to think of it I don't think any of us have eaten." Alfreda opened his chest hatch deploying a picnic blanket with a huge buffet on it. Juan smelled it and immediately dove down and swallowed some food before wiping his mouth.
Alfreda grabbed some premade burgers and ate them. He looked at Dominator who's mouth was turning into a waterfall of drool. "C'mon, the only thing that's gonna bite is you on this food."
Dominator walked slowly and grabbed a drumstick, she tore it apart in one bite and her eyes seemed to sparkle from the flavor.
"Like it? I made it myself-" Alfreda didn't finished as Dominator then doved down and ate everything like a vacuum on high attached with a garbage disposal. Alfreda simply blinked as some of the juices went flying.
Dominator lied on the ground with a soft smile feeling full. She felt something well up in her stomach and sat up burping out a ball of energy that vaporized some of the forest ahead. She held her mouth blushing at how loud it was before seeing the path that blast carved. "Was that me?"
"Eeyup." Juan simply replied.
"Cell's organs must finally be supercharging yours." Alfreda concluded.
"That... was awesome!" Dominator said jumping up excited. "How do I do that?"
"It's actually a lot harder then it looks." Alfreda said before his face turned into one of concentration before he did the same only for the blast to turn out to be his Liver. Alfreda fell to the floor in pain crawling to his liver. "Told you."
Juan rolled his eyes before the monocle went off and he pulled out his shotgun. "Another coming."
Dominator felt something ram into her and managed to look up from the floor seeing what it was. It was a Spatter, but unlike King Spatter, his Blot Matter color was a light purple, his arms instead were mechanical, fitted with some kind of chambers on his wrists that glowed green like his eyes, a golden crown between his horns.
Lord Spatter:
Blot Strength: 3
"Hey there's only room for one lord here and that's me." Dominator kicked him off to which he shot his arm like a grappling hook keeping him from going far before he corrected himself and aimed his arms with a click.
"Let's fix that shall we?" He asked before firing a dark green liquid from his hands like a minion, Dominator dodging and Juan firing a round into Spatter's arm breaking off his right arm, the piece that connected his arm then flew back and reattached like a magnet. Spatter smiled and fired his hands at Dominator who dodged again before they flew back slamming into her back and into the ground. Lord Spatter laughed before Dominator got up and cracked her neck.
"Do it again." Dominator asked. Spatter grinned and fired his arm again, only for Dominator to grab it and as she was pulled toward him, kicking him in the face sending him to the ground. King Spatter tried to get up only for Dominator to put a foot down on him and aim his own arm at his face. "Really shouldn't have triggers on your arms." Dominator pulled said trigger, Spatter screaming in pain as the blast tore through him. Dominator took his other arm and clipped them on the sides of her skirt. She scrapped some of Spatter off her shoe before walking to Alfreda and shoving his liver down his throat. "So ya done trying to show off?" She asked, not noticing the pile that was Lord Spatter rise up and gurgle. She heard it and turned around as Lord Spatter jumped latching onto her face. She clutched at her face stumbling around as Juan was weary of getting near.
"Dominator! Use your instincts!" Juan yelled to which Lord Spatter seemed to shrink on her face before revealing to be sucked into Dominator's mouth. She struggled a little as she swallowed, a large lump going down her throat before lord Spatter's shrieks stopped. She took it several breaths before looking at Juan. "That was so thrilling! I could feel him crawling at my throat, he did not want to die." Dominator said her cheeks a tad pink. "Wait why are my pants hot?" She asked looking down at herself.
Juan was about to say something when Alfreda stopped him "1. That'll send this to mature. 2. It's best for her to find this out for herself."
Juan nodded before taking out a sniper rifle and shooting out a Dropwing that then crashed in front of them as the monocle stopped going off. "Lord Dropwing, Blot Strength 4." Juan took out his shotgun and finished the job revealing the small green rock like piece in the middle of the pile which he then crushed under his foot. "Something is infusing these blotlings with Dark Magic, I say we find it and take it out."
"What is dark magic exactly?" Dominator asked.
"Dark magic is like regular magic from Equestria, only it's created from concentrated fear and hatred, it can even be concentrated into a crystalline form that can then be used to either temporarily disable or kill alicorns."
"Wait. Did you say hatred?"
"Yeah. Blotlings have an entirely different magic so they can't be affected negatively by them, but they can alter themselves to use it as a battery."
"That didn't answer my question. There's only one Hate that comes to my mind considering the events of today."
Machines coughed and rumbled as blotlings moved around pull levers and push buttons as green lightning was moved through tubes across the room before landing in a chamber that glowed with the light before dying down revealing crystals as black as night. The Spatters rushed in to grab them before a few others rushed off somewhere else with some cake. A TV screen turned on revealing the face of Blot's Shadow who looked a bit happy.
"Spatter 85!" He yelled at one. "How's goes the siphoning process?"
"Exactly as you predicted. He is supplying us with limitless hate to concentrate into dark magic crystals to power our next generation of Blotlings. Dark Magic is proving to be a stronger substance to use then the Thinner that flows through our veins." The Spatter said before looking over to Lord Hater who was hung in the air strapped to several tubes as a Dropwing constantly feeding him cake, causing green lightning to arch off Hater in hatred that was siphoned into the chamber creating more crystals.
"You won't get away with this!" Hater said before another slice was shoved into his mouth he then spit out. "Using my powers I get, that's low even for you."
"Oh you couldn't even fathom how low I can sink. We're still going to drain you bone dry." Blot's Shadow chuckled at his pun a little.
"What lame plan do you even have outside of just getting me more mad when I tear you apart."
"Well one half wants to let you live long enough to monologue it, but the other half really wants to leave you dying with that information unknown." Blot's Shadow's transmission then cut as something was thrown into the room.
A blotling picked it up revealing it as a soda can, eager to have some he opened it, only for it to explode in a fireball of napalm causing screams all around as Alfreda, Dominator, and Juan busted in knocking Blotlings out left and right. After Juan chocked out the last Spatter, they walked up to face Hater who looked back annoyed. "A little help?"
Dominator chuckled before walking over. Before she could even touch it, something reached out and smacked them away from Hater. When they got up, something crawled to the floor and stood up in front.
It was a Sweeper but he was long like a snake with his ten arms connected by magnetic armbands like Lord Spatter, but also had it connected along his main body, his body ending in a metallic tail that was a blood tipped mace, and his head covered in a helmet with two yellow horns and a tiny point in between.
Lord Sweeper
Blot Strength: 5
"Hey that's mine!" Dominator yelled.
"Come and get it." Sweeper taunted slither through a vortex he made using Dark Magic teleporting behind them attempting to decapitate them with a hand that turned into a scythe. Everyone jumped around as Lord Sweeper continued to slither around and through portals keeping them on their toes before Juan pulled out his shotgun shooting at one of the metal joints along Sweeper's body breaking it at where the Blot Matter meet the metal. Before it could reconnect however, Dominator pulled out her new Thinner Guns from Late Lord Spatter and fired at the piece causing Lord Sweeper to screech and fall in agony as his body adapted to the sudden loss of metal as the Blot Matter reattached in it's place. Alfreda attempted to pull off Sweeper's arms as Juan and Dominator fired at Sweeper's face, knocking off the Blot Matter.
Dominator was shocked seeing a younger version of her face under Sweeper, but unlike Wander and Peepers eyes, they weren't green, they were pink just like hers with blood red irises around her pupils.
"Holy crap." Juan said.
"You know it might be the wrong time but the helmet might've been a dead giveaway for Dommie being the host."
"What's wrong Dominator? You look like you've seen a ghost." Lord Sweeper said, but since it was coming out of Dommie's mouth, it made her innocent voice sound nothing but sinister.
"You're not getting her too!" Dominator yelled tackling Lord Sweeper into a portal which caused them to crash on top of Hater breaking the tubes freeing him. As Lord Sweeper slithered around Dominator who struggled to get a good grip on him, Dommie cackled a little. "What's the problem, now I see why you love villainy, it just feels so good to be bad, why help others when you can help yourself?"
"You're wrong!" Dominator punched him int he face before firing the Thinner Guns at him. "I've been forced to live with my burdens all my life, I will never let anyone else suffer like I did again!" Lord Sweeper jumped at her at her only for Dominator to punch him freeing Dommie and knocking the helmet off his head. Lord Sweeper looked to see Dommie free, Dominator hugging her before being ready to let her go and charged, Dominator accidentally popped the thinner clip in one of her guns out which Sweeper swallowed. He panicked for a second before a boom went off inside before he collapsed to the ground bubbling.
Lord Sweeper screeched in agony as he bubbled apart, crawling at the floor in some feeble attempt to cling at life, Dominator(who was already hugging Dommie tightly) and Hater even hugged each other in horror as bones seemed to be sticking out of Lord Sweeper before the screeched seemed to lower in pitch before the puddle dissolved into nothing, leaving only a skeleton on the floor that smoked in contact with the air.
Juan himself was speechless at the whole ordeal and turned to everyone, his own face pale to almost looking white. "Everyone was tramuatized by that right?"
"You mean the death that brought back my night terrors of the Black Cauldron Deleted Scene?"
"Eeyup."
"Really wish I gouged my eyes out." Alfreda noted before grabbing a piece of glass and proceeding to do so for good measure.
Dommie got down shaking before Dominator kneeled down looking down at her eye level. "It's okay, that was one enemy that would never be your friend. He won't hurt anyone again, all that matters right now is that you never go down the path I was sent." Dominator grabbed her helmet that was on the side and gave it to Dommie. "Here. You don't have to wear it, but always keep it with you so you'll always remember the monster you'll never become."
Suddenly Lord Sweeper's skeleton glowed with a orange slash purple light before standing straight up. Everyone jumped startled as Juan pulled out his shotgun and shot the skeleton, causing it to crumble to ashes. On the floor where it was were two gems, one shaped more like an orange apple, and the other like a purple diamond.
"Elements of Honesty and Generosity. Man we are just raking in elements today aren't we?"
The screens all across the room turned on blaring alarms before the same face appeared on all of them. It was the face of a Seer similar to King Seer but colored as a Blot Lord, his eye green with a double iris of red and orange red, a tad bloodshot, with a gold crown on his head, appearing to be seething with rage.
"Lord! Dominator! Stole the pretty Elements! Lord Seer take them back! IN GLADIATOR ARENA!"
The TVs shorted out before a door behind where Hater was hooked up opened. Dominator cracked her knuckles and approached it along with Alfreda and Juan. "Stay here. I don't want you to get hurt." She told Dommie as they walked through. They shielded their eyes before adjusting to the light coming through seeing they were in a large coliseum. Looking around they say several blotlings cheering on from the stands before looking straight seeing another door that was closed. Above it was Lord Seer, who arms were Slobber arms but with metal ring attachments just like the other Blot Lords chained to two columns. Lord Seer looked down seeing them and a purple mist seemed to leak out of his eyes.
Lord Seer
Blot Strength: 5
"DOMINATOR!" Lord Seer roared before breaking off his chains and slamming into the area floor. He rose up with another roar, but his eye cracked under the pupil until the roar came out of it, revealing his brain in it, a clump of Blot Matter and machine before he closed his mouth. He rolled towards them to which they dodged before Alfreda spoke up.
"On second thought I think I'll go back to the dark room that just terrified me." Alfreda said before the door they came through slammed shut. "Or not." Alfreda said before avoiding another roll from Lord Seer. Juan pulled out his shotgun and fired at the evil entity only for Lord Seer to stop dead in his tracks. He shifted his weight onto one hand and his other extended before morphing into a long saber.
"You know I always knew most Blotlings had shapeshifting abilities but never suspected they could actively use them."
Lord Seer spun himself around, his blade arms magnet altering the pull allowing it to extend and act as a spinning blade. Alfreda and Juan timed their jumps while Dominator ducked taking out her other Thinner Gun and firing upon Lord Seer. Lord Seer stumbled around dizzy from his attack to which they all moved in to attack. Alfreda and Dominator moved to the side as green lightning zoomed by them striking Seer earning a scream allowing Juan to shoot him in his brain before his mouth clamped shut in pain. Dominator looked to see Hater's hands glowing with Dommie hiding a little behind him. "You're welcome."
Lord Seer seemed to let more purple mist flow from his eyes as the green of his eyes seemed to glow with a pulse of anger. Lord Seer's arms shifted and grew spikes before rolling again towards Alfreda, driving him into a wall, puncturing Alfreda's body in his everything. The crowds cheered at the carnage as Lord Seer then shot his arm forward as the morphed to have dozens of sharp points and spun. Juan and Dominator managed to jumped out of the way and dodged as the hands seemed to move around. Dominator stumbled a little feeling lopsided before looking and seeing her left arm wasn't there. She looked around and found it by Juan on the ground. Dominator grasped her wound in pain as Lord Seer laughed as the crowds cheered once more.
"Can crowd help Dominator find arm? Not hard it's green." Lord Seer mocked earning a growl from Dominator. She charged at him grabbing her arm and using it as a weapon, whacked him across the face, avoiding the slices he attempted. Lord Seer tackled her to the ground and Dominator struggled having one arm her stub unknowingly pulsating.
"Just die!" Seer yelled.
Dominator gave into her anger and roared back managing to start pushing him off before from her wound, a new left arm sprouted out that tore right into Lord Seer's eye from the sheer force. Dominator took a second to realize she grew back her arm before then quickly grabbing Lord Seer's brain inside. She pulled her new arm out finding she grabbing all the machinery that was in his brain. Lord Seer stumbled and screeched in pain before his cybernetic enhancements fell off completely, and he shrunk down to the size of an average Seer. The Crowds were in silence before they roared cheering for the new champion.
"DOMINATOR'S GREATER! BEST FIGHTER! DOMINATOR'S GREATER! BEST FIGHTER!"
"Wait she can regenerate?" Alfreda asked.
"You're asking that question about the girl who was some organs of our dumbass friend."
"Fair enough."
Dominator smiled before she crushed the machinery in her hands. She looked at the Lord Seer who futilely attempted stick his enhancements back onto him. Upon seeing her walk towards him, Lord Seer took out a device that teleported him away in a flash of blue light. Dominator scowled a little before it softened seeing the door in front of them open leading deeper to the center of the island. Dominator looked at Hater and Dommie. "You guys head to the shore, Wander and the others are there along with a beacon Alfreda made. once we take out that jammer help should be on the way." Dominator then walked to the entrance followed by Alfreda and Juan. the moment they were on the other side the door slammed shut. Alfreda scrapped at it before giving up.
"Hopefully it's no so bad." Alfreda said before turning around seeing the entire jungle was made of pitch black Blot Matter, everything piece of flower and fauna having tentacles and green mouths and pearl white fangs. "I hate my stupid mouth."
Juan pulled out his machete to cut at a tentacle that attempted to grab him. "I hate it more."
Cell ran for his life through the hallways constantly looking around to make sure he wasn't followed. His plan of seducing the Blotling guards to get out of his cell somehow worked yet didn't.
'80-20 shot they would be chicks. Did not factor in they would really like me though.' He thought to himself before stopping seeing he was already at the edge of a balcony and looking down, letting in an audible gulp seeing the vulture passing by under him.
"Go ahead..." A voice said to which Cell turned around seeing Blot's Shadow and Janice near the entrance to of the balcony. "Jump!" He taunted before he let out a maniacal laugh as he marched towards Cell, Slobbers climbing from under the balcony.
"Ok before you try prodding me in the butt or anything how about we sit down and talk over our father issues."
"I have a better idea. I'm going to prod you to take your abilities and create an army and maybe kill your dog friend." Blot's Shadow replied walking towards him.
"Okay I'm just gonna fly away and blow up your island."
"I was hoping you'd say that." Blot's Shadow then pointed over the balcony. "Look Dominator in a two piece bikini!"
"Where!?" Cell yelled before Blot's Shadow smashed him over the head with a large cinder block. Cell's eyes crossed as he stumbled around. The Slobbers attempted to move in only for Blot's Shadow to stop them. "3,2,1..."
"LOOK OUT LINCOLN! HE'S GOT A GUN!" Cell yelled out before falling over the balcony into the jungle below. The Slobbers yelled in panic thinking Blot's Shadow was about to throw another tantrum only for Blot's Shadow to simply breath in and out.
"Notify the guard to be on the look out for that idiot. And tell the Blot Emperor's they are being deployed to capture the remaining Elements of Harmony."
"But sir what about the Blot-"
"Patience Janice, we have all the time on Blot Island..." Blot's Shadow said before they walked away, the Slobbers climbing down the mountain to try and find Cell personally.
Author's Note
Finally this one's done. With School out I'm going to try and get chapter 12 done as soon as possible so that way this can be done and I can begin my takeover for Vengeful Guardians.
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Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings
Chapter 12: Blotsanity: Part 3: A New Dominator, an Old Phantom Blot
Blot's Shadow was not in a happy mood: none of the Blot Lords had reported in as they should have, Cell was still not found, and now his operation to get the Elements of Harmony was looking like it was beginning to crumble. He paced back and forth in his room irritated as Janice continued with her report.
"And with no word from the Blot Lords it can be safe to assume the small resistance cells on the island are rising to power. Might I suggest you see to disposing of them personally, before you send the Blot Emperors to find the remaining Elements?"
"What's the matter Janice!?" Blot's Shadow yelled in her face. "Chicken?" He asked before shape-shifting into a chicken to mock her before what was left of Lord Seer teleported in. "Master Blot's Shadow!" He yelled caused Blot's Shadow to jump screaming landing in Janice's arms.
"What?!" Blot's Shadow asked getting down moving across the room to his desk as Lord Seer began to debrief him.
"Bad news and bad news. All Blot Lords but Lord Seer dead. Dominator and friends free Lord Sweeper's host then take Lord Seer's metal."
"Unacceptable! I give you the means to kill them on a silver platter and yet you continue to fail even the simplest of tasks!! HOW CAN YOU ALL BE SO UTTERLY INCOMPETENT!?" Blot's Shadow yelled firing a thinner blast in rage at Lord Seer who rolled out of the way hiding behind Janice shaking in terror.
"I'll leave you two be." Janice then slithered out of the room leaving Lord Seer behind.
"Thanks to you those three are now within the inner center of the island, and they're too cunning to fall for the local faunas traps. They'll destroy all we've worked for and you'll be going your brothers in death is that what you want?" Lord Seer shook his head no in disappointment. "I'm bringing in the specialists." Blot's Shadow pressed a button bringing up two monitors as the door opened, two sets of red eyes visible in the dark.
"What is it brother?" The monitor with the single red eye with a green iris.
"Blot Emperors, you are the greatest creations of our father and I had created, how would you like to prove yourself to be something more..." Blot's Shadow asked with a smile on his face.
Dominator looked up at the mountain, unnerved by how closer it was along with the late Phantom Blot's massive skeleton that was fused to it. Dominator then looked down at the monocle Juan got and merely looked at it before it went off again. She looked around before hearing a screech above. She looked up seeing a Dropwing. To say he was creepy was an understatement.
It's Blot Matter was colored pitch black, the color of its mouth and eyes were a bright blood red, his teeth made of dark magic crystals along with his claws. He had three pairs of bat like wings on his back and his crown had a dark magic crystal inside it.
Emperor Dropwing
Blot Strength: 6
"Bring it." Was all she said before Emperor Dropwing dive-bombed. Dominator tackled him mid air and they began to wrestle. Dominator punched him repeatedly in the face before Dropwing attempted to bite her hand off, only to find out her hand was between his teeth. Dominator then grabbed something and proceeded to smash him around before grabbing something else and pulling revealing it as the crystal that was in the middle of his crown. Dominator twirled it so it's bottom point was facing towards Dropwing before stabbing it in. Emperor Dropwing screeched in agony, his hand clutching around Dominator's waist before she grabbed two of his claws and tore him clean in half.
Dominator ignored the odd thump in her chest as she breathed heavily. Alfreda pushed through the tentacles kicking one off. "D you all right? You're freaking me out..."
"I looking up at the mountain thinking about how close we are," Dominator couldn't finish as she groaned holding her stomach in pain then looked at the dark magic crystal in his right hand before crushing it in her bare hand, feeling something grow beneath her fingernails. "Then this freak dives down and I tear him clean in half."
"Seriously are you ok? Why are you so determined to slaughter them all? I mean sure Juan seems to be up for it but why though" Alfreda asked.
"I-i don't know, I'm just filled with such rage, after this idiot I feel like something inside me is gonna pop like a ballon, like I'm gonna make Phantom Blot." Dominator replied her eyes beginning to turn into slits as she began to drool thinking of the blood.
"That might be a tumor or a blood clot." Alfreda replied before Dominator roared in pain falling to her knees holding her head as she began to go under a painful metamorphosis.
"I don't know what the heck is happening but I hate it!" Alfreda yelled as he saw her skin looked like it was beginning to harden like some kind of shell.
A long tail like Cell's burst forth from Dominator's tailbone, only it was more of a light green then dark green with light orange spots on it and the stinger was longer and yellow like her gloves were. Shortly after a small pair of wings tore out also black. Some of her clothes tore as her body grew a thick carapace, her shoes torn as three toed feet with massive talons burst forth. She clenched her hands as they cracked then she slammed her right hand into the ground cracking it before she opened her hands up as large black claws matching her talons shot out. Dominator screamed as she felt her cranium crack and stretch resembling Cell's classic V shaped crest only with sharper points. Finally four white spikes grew from the top of her crest between the points to the back of her neck. Her shirt finally tore allowing her to breathe shakingly moving towards a puddle of actual water looking at her reflection looking at her new 'features'. Her chest was marked similar to Cells except instead of orange highlights around her abdominal area, they were black like her shirt and instead of a black gem looking part in the center of her chest, it was red with some spots and cracks like the heart on her old shirt.
Juan ran through his shotgun at the ready. "I heard screaming! Where there's screaming, there is usually something to kill!" Juan then looked at Dominator who looked at herself stunned and moved her new clawed fingers. "Did Cell escape and has been a girl this whole time, or have I died and gone to Hell?" Juan asked.
"It's Dominator, Cell's DNA finally syncing up with her must've triggered this transformation. But you know two questions have always plagued my mind. What would Cell look like with boobs? And as of recently, what would Cell and Dominator's kid look like? Have to say, not bad." Alfreda replied to which Dominator charged for him at lightning speeds tearing his throat clean out with her claws then digging them into his midsection and tearing him in half. "You got something else to say?" Dominator asked Juan with a growl.
"Two things. A question and a suggestion: Alfreda how does it feel being Darth Maul?"
"Fu*Helack!*ck you!" Alfreda gurgled, blood pooling in his mouth.
"Now suggestion: Dominator, contain the calamity, that is your rage, by calming the buck down."
Dominator growled before taking her anger out on a tree next to her shattering it to pieces. Dominator looked at her fist in shock unclenching it, shocked seeing the electricity arch in her hands a little before looking at her new wings experimentally moving them up and down as her mouth shifted into a familiar and sinister smile.
"Oh this will not end well." Alfreda noted.
"I wonder if Blot's Shadow ever has to deal with his monstrosities first acting like this?" Juan asked knowing no one would answer.
Blot's Shadow rolled his eyes as he looked at the screen in boredom as his father on the screen wrapped up his daily grandiose speech of victory over Anti-Matter when he kills her.
"And let the universe carve into history the name of he who killed Anti-Matter was not Alfreda, but the Phantom Blot!" Phantom Blot then let out a mighty evil laugh before looking at his son. "What'd you think?"
"This one was actually good, it has no biased idea to it, as in no matter how you kill her or what with that speech can be slid in perfectly. I say that's the one to use."
Phantom Blot smiled before picking up a clipboard and writing on it. "Excellent, that will be all for today, inform me when these talk of resistance cells across the island it over." Phantom Blot signed off as Janice entered the room.
"Sir, I do have some good news, the Blot Emperors have finally destroyed the resistance cells and left no survivors. I heard what father said, shall we inform him?"
"No, get all the blotlings to take their place but only move towards the mountain, unnerve him a little bit, it's time for..." Blot's Shadow looked at Janice with a smile. "Unforgivably Evil Operation Apex~ 42!"
Janice rolled her eyes. "Of course." Janice slithered away as Blot's Shadow walked to his desk taking out a book and flipping to the page that was bookmarked, stroking the picture of the magenta six stared gem. "I know you are out there Magic, Laughter is mine as are the others, show yourself now, you are only delaying the inevitable..."
Alfreda moved cautiously through the jungle occasionally jumping at the occasional vine attempting to grab him and eat him, Juan however not even fazed.
"I know you're out there." Juan said to no one as he looked around.
"Shut it! Your taunting encourages her." Alfreda warned before spotting the large metal doors ahead and running to them. He slammed into them so he could kiss them as if his undying life depended on them. He found a panel on the side and quickly took out a skeletal hand from the late Lord Sweeper and slammed it on the panel causing the doors to slowly open. Alfreda started to squeeze himself through before a black hand with dark magic crystal claws shot through attempting to pull him in. Alfreda used his strength to pull it out causing something big to be sent flying out as the door finished opening. Alfreda looked back at whatever it was that that tried to grab him and paled a little at it.
It was a Seer that was obviously an Emperor Blotling what with it's black Blot Matter and it's single eye, about as big as a small car, being blood red with a green iris, it's eye slit appearing to be connected to the Dark Magic Crystal inside it's crown. However it actually had a small mouth that glowed red beneath it's eye. Across it's large body were Dark Magic Crystal spikes all over his body.
Emperor Seer
Blot Strength: 8
"Oh come on!" Alfreda yelled before Emperor Seer launched his hand forward to Alfreda who dodged before Juan pulled out his sub machine gun firing it at Emperor Seer. He simply laughed as the bullets moved through him and he walked to Juan chomping down on the gun leaving Juan holding the gun without the barrel.
"You think you're bullets can harm me? I am Emperor Seer! Nothing of your weapons will kill me!"
"Maybe not mine. But she may." Juan said earning a look of confusion from Seer before something slammed into him. Seer composed himself before facing Dominator surprised at her new appearance.
"Lord Dominator? Your cosmetic change does not intimidate me."
Dominator chuckled pulling out her thinner gun firing it with untold precision. "It's much more then that." Emperor Seer threw a boulder at her. "I'm stronger." Dominator punched the boulder smashing it to pieces. "Faster." She dodged the swings from his claws as his spikes rose out and flailed around like tentacles. She fired upon all the tentacles causing the crystals to and tendrils attached to fall off. Seer roared in anger rolling towards her to which she slammed him down holding his eye open. "I'm basically the upgrade. Tell your dad I said thanks."
Dominator grabbed the crystal that was his slit and ripped it out before throwing it towards the mountain as Seer simply gurgled before embracing oblivion.
Alfreda simply whistled looking up at where she threw it. "Damn, these Blot Emperor are damn chumps." Alfreda noted before Dominator pounced on him and her tail was ready to slit his throat. "I say uncle! You're the Alpha! Mercy!" Alfreda begged.
Dominator smiled stepping off him and walking through the door, her tail swinging in confidence.
"I am loving her new confidence." Juan said walking behind her.
"I hate you guys." Alfreda said.
The crystal went flying throw the rock before falling into the hands of Blot's Shadow. "What, Emperor Seer's eye?" He looked into it seeing his memories, growing angrier as it progressed before hearing Dominator's words. "Tell your dad I said thanks."
"FATH~"
"Did you guys hear that?"
"What, the sound of you being stupid."
"No dummy, it sounds like" *CRASH* "Wait is that Dominator- OH BLOT NO!"
Blot's Shadow body spazed as he came back to reality. "THER~!!!!!" He slammed his hand down on the intercom furious. "ATTENTION ALL BLOTLINGS! LETHAL FORCE IS AUTHORIZED IN THE HUNT FOR THE ESCAPES! NO MATTER FATHER'S ORDERS, YOU SEE THEM, ANNIHILATE THEM!!! " Blot's Shadow took his hand off stomping through his room into the hall as the Blotlings began to scramble ready for battle. "JANICE~!"
"Right here sir." Janice replied appearing right by his side.
"Ready the ship, when they kill father for us, I want us right outside ready to vaporize all of them."
Dominator tore the door open seeing all the failed crossbreds between Blotling and Animal. She couldn't help but feel some form of empathy for these things, being created only for chaos and possibly tortured on a daily basis. Looking at the cage at the end of the room she saw a glowing blue jewel and walked towards it. She grabbed it earning a massive electric shock that actually hurt her a little sending her bouncing across the room, riling up many of the experiments earning laughter from Alfreda and the experiment the jewel was attached to. It had Sylvia's head, a body that looked like a tame version of Slobber Barker's due to having a lean build along with no extra arms, and one single eye, currently shut due to it rolling around caught up in it's insane laughter.
Dominator fell in front of Alfreda and Juan and got up shaking off the jolts before tossing the jewel to Alfreda. "Another Elemental thingy?"
"Laughter."
"Weird. Where's the next one?"
"More like last one. We got all of them, we just need to somehow summon the last element. It comes through when there's a spark. The exact details are confusing and stupid."
"Really? You know all this about the other rocks we apparently needed to grab before this jerk used them for evil and you don't even know where the last one is? You know that says a lot more about your intelligence then I really know about it and where is the floor?" Dominator asked feeling nothing beneath her before looking down seeing them all floating where they were standing in the room before dropping from gravity.
Alfreda was the first to get up shaking off the pain. "You know I just remembered we could all fly."
"You know you could've said that when we were entering here since AA guns don't work that well in hallways." Juan replied.
"Sorry, I miss the old days when we just had to find something with Nexus Energy to enter the next universe."
"I'm starting to miss the Dominator that was so brash and confident."
"Well when you're on a high that comes from how much power you gained changing like that, you'd be surprised how easy it is to come down." Alfreda explained before noticing the green glow beneath them. Alfreda got an actual good look at around them seeing they were in some kind of room, the trap door closed and lights turning on allowing him to look around, finding a pegasus stallion with blue hair clawing at the walls with his bloody hooves, his wings severed and his face tired and filled with fear.
"Hey look it's Flash Sentry." Alfreda noted.
"Hi Flash." Juan said showing no care for the stallion.
"Uh guys? The floor's opening." Dominator noted before looking closer seeing something smashing at the floor breaking it. She couldn't make out what it was, but it wasn't friendly. Dominator jumped on a block that was sitting in the room and stood on top of it. "Guys do what I did, whatever's under here is breaking the floor and I think it sees us." Alfreda and Juan did so, the floor breaking beneath them as Flash attempted to run to a table before the piece of floor he and the table was on broke but the creature's force.
Flash screamed as he fell down into what was revealed as a pit of thinner. Flash Sentry rushed to the surface screaming in sheer agony as his flesh and bones began to melt rather then be erased it thinner did with most objects. His screams turned into gurgles before something long rose from the thinner, encased in a shell of Dark Magic Crystal, Flash's distorted body landing in his mouth as it then chomped down with crunches and squishes before swallowing, some of the shell retracting revealing the perpetrator.
It was a sweeper, black skin and red eyes, with a line of Dark Magic Crystal spikes going down his back, his lower halve looking more centipede due to the multiple legs it had, a crown on his head with a Dark Magic Crystal inside it.
Emperor Sweeper
Blot Strength: 7
Emperor Sweeper let out a maniacal screeching laugh before his shell covered him again and he moved back down into the thinner before the floor rose up reforming as it it never broke.
"Bye Flash." Juan said feeling nothing for Flash's agonizing death as he and Alfreda got down from their hiding spots making creaks in the floor.
"Shh!" Dominator said as she listened, Cell's DNA really helping as she was able to hear to slightest change in the thinner as Emperor Sweeper moved through it listening for the most minuscule sound to attack. Dominator pointed Alfreda and Juan to the queen sized bed, thanking whatever this 'Alpha' chick Alfreda and Juan liked using the name of willy nilly that it had no springs, as Emperor Sweeper smashed the floor where Alfreda and Juan stood, letting out a few clicks in annoyance before sinking into the water again. Dominator used her wings to fly towards the bath tub that was in the room, having a little trouble due to still not being used to the whole flying thing(her flying past the trees was fueled by pure adrenaline with no thought how to stop until she crashed into 5 trees), let alone in a cramped space. She looked closely to see a mouse sized hole open up in the floor next to the block before Emperor Sweeper tore through the hole pulling the block down stilling clinging to the floor before he crawled back onto the floor, his whole shell retracting into him as had enough of these games.
Emperor Sweeper charged at her Dominator jumped out of the bathtub firing her gun earning screeches from Sweeper who charged at her before she jumped causing him to crash into Alfreda. Emperor Sweeper's shell came back out as they impacted the Thinner smashing into the bottom. Dominator saw the bath tub was unharmed in the thinner and grabbed Juan jumping into it before she clung onto it as a rumbling shook the ground. A whirlpool began to form before Sweeper who surfaced before it sucked him it, the tub following soon after. Dominator had no idea how long the pipes went, there were downs, corkscrews, mainly ups, before Emperor Sweeper crashed through a pie he hit so hard, it cracked his shell as all the thinner began to flood into the room. Dominator stepped out of the cautiously, wincing in pain at the thinner burning her feet like acid before she quickly moved to a part of the floor that wasn't thinner covered.
Dominator looked at the floor surprised it stayed up before thinking about the pit and even her gun.
"Yeah there are some materials that are unknowingly thinner proof." Juan said jumping out avoiding the puddles.
"How did you know I was going to ask that?" Dominator asked.
"Simple you- wait you're connected to our telepathic link?" Juan asked.
"You didn't notice?" Alfreda asked, his organs finishing healing from unfortunate swallowing some thinner. Alfreda screamed like a girl as Emperor Sweeper clung to Alfreda screeching as his Blot Matter bubbled apart, his shell in broken pieces across the floor. Dominator picked up Emperor Sweeper by the next and walked to the biggest growing pool of thinner and slammed her Sweeper holding hand in it, hiding the pain her hand went through as Emperor Sweeper screeched louder as he melted into the pile, until his screeches stopped, the sound of bubbling the only thing as Dominator took her hand out than concentrated, a new hand growing good as new.
Dominator cracked her neck before looking around, recognizing the hallway. She ran down followed shortly by Alfreda and Juan before smashing through the door. She looked at the big room not surprised seeing the Phantom Blot standing there, the latter however, very surprised.
"What? How are you even here- okay what happened to you? Why do you look like you ripped off Cell's skin and you're wearing it like a costume."
"Pretty much because you did this to me." Dominator replied.
"Well then at least the experiment wasn't a complete disaster."
"Let's see you saying that after I finished beating you to death with your own skull."
"Jokes on you, I have no skull." Phantom Blot said stepping down, snapping his fingers as someone appeared by his side.
It was a Spatter with Black Blot Matter and Dark Magic Crystals as a shell covering everything save for his face, his feet, and hands that were tipped with the same crystals as claws. His horns and the Dark Magic Crystal on his head were formed together as some kind of makeshift crown.
Emperor Spatter
Blot Strength: 6
The Phantom Blot
Blot Strength 10
"Give me a challenge." Dominator taunted charging through before a crashing sound came from all over the room and all sorts of Blotlings from Seers all the way to Slobbers surround the ground.
"You're all doomed." Phantom Blot said with a smile before a screaming caught their ears and someone crashed through slamming in-between Dominator and Phantom Blot.
"Cell?" Alfreda asked.
"Hey Alfreda." Cell asked. "What're you doing with the Walrus Queen, you know she's taken." Cell continued obviously suffering from the crash. He looked at Dominator who looked amused with a hand on her hip.
"Never thought I'd be happy to see your dumb beaked face."
"Neither did I." Juan said taking out his shotgun.
As Cell's brain finally caught up, his jaw dropped seeing how stunning Dominator looked in her, well... new look.
"Hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, boner!" Cell yelled before falling face first to the cement floor.
"Great work Dominator." Alfreda said sarcastically. "You put our best asset into a sexiness induced possible coma."
"She can't help how hot she looks." Phantom Blot argued earning a punch in the face from Dominator, causing him to stumble surprising his brothers and children.
Phantom Blot rubbed his mouth before cracking his neck. "I guess we just started." he said before charging at Dominator with his claws coming out.
Alfreda fought off several Sweeper's and Dropwings before Emperor Spatter tackled him. Alfreda managed to crack his armor before a Slobber body slammed him off. Spatter got up with a smile as he and Slobbers moved in on Alfreda. "You didn't really think through on this plan did you?"
"You can't hit what you can't see!" Alfreda yelled throwing a smoke bomb. Emperor Spatter coughed a little before the smoke cleared showing Alfreda on the floor sleeping. Emperor Spatter was confused until a Slobber shrugged and proceeded to shit stomp Alfreda soon joined by his brothers.
Juan gunned down many Blotlings as he made his way to Cell to turn him on his back. "Dumbass wake up!" Juan yelled slapping him only to get a mumble.
"All right Dominator, but please be gentle..." Cell mumble before he groaned an "Ow." Here and there. Juan tried talking to him in the mindscape only to hear the sounds of a hard repeadting smashing sound with a song blaring in the background of it.
Juan immediately bailed putting two and two together. "And like that I've lost interest in waking him up." Juan pulled out his shotgun and taking down Blotlings left and right.
Phantom Blot phased through Dominator's attacks and went to strike when he wanted to, infuriating Dominator more and more as none of her hits did anything. "Give up Dominator, I know every move you make before you even do, I'm what's left of the Phantom Blot you killed, his memories are mine." Phantom Blot slammed Dominator into the floor then began to squeeze his grip on her. "You're nothing without that suit."
Dominator struggled before feeling her tail cut through his arm earning a shout of pain from him. Dominator saw her tail had sliced off his arm and smiled as she got up. "What was that about the suit?" Dominator charged in releasing an unrelenting barrage of attacks at him slicing up his body as well as any blotlings around her as Phantom was being backed towards the window in the back of the room before dozens of blotlings began to surround her trying to fight her. Phantom Blot smiled at the support in this fight he was gaining.
"See, I have the loyalty of the Blotlings all across this island, you just have the Three Stooges, one of which is currently unconscious."
"Maybe so, but I'm not the one who has a whole room of failed experiments who were free." Dominator said in retort before sounds in the hallways grew louder and all the experiments flooded through the room fighting many of the Blotlings that didn't run away, but a majority of the experiments ran for Phantom Blot trying to dog pile on him causing him to take steps back before the laughing Sylvia hybrid slammed right into him sending them all crashing out the window. Phantom Blot appeared again, but using his arms as wings to try and keep himself in the air with some of the experiments on him before he made one of the dumbest decisions of his life, charging up a Thinner blast and attempting to fire it at Dominator only for gravity to fight back as he stopped flapping to try and fire sending him rocketing with a roar of anger to the jungles below, his blast completely missing anyone and crashing somewhere in the castle.
Everyone felt the rumblings and made the smart choice and ran out to escape as explosions and an alarm began to echo across the island and the mountain, the blotlings being a bit more creative and screaming like little girls. Dominator picked up Cell and jumped out the window Alfreda and Juan as well as some blotlings that could fly jumped out. Dominator panicked a little because she didn't start flying right away before her wings opened right up and she was flying right above the island. She smiled taking in the sight, only to hear a beeping noise seeing the AA gun of the island, piloted by a badly damaged Emperor Spatter, begin firing in her direction, she dodged in a panic seeing the Blot Sharks below in the water following her shadow hoping for a fresh meal. The AA gun aimed ahead of Dominator's flight path, only for the explosions throughout the mountain to destroy it, killing Emperor Spatter, and destroying the antenna next to the gun, along with it. Dominator wiped her brow in relief before crashing into Alfreda and they both landed on a metal platform Juan was already standing on.
They looked up to see what Juan was looking at, surprised seeing Blot's Shadow standing there with a smile. "Hello there, love your new look Dominator. I must congratulate you on killing my father for me, I'll just kill you and take the Elements, a whole new weapon to use and a clean slate of an island to work from, I'd say a fair trade."
"We'll good luck, the only way you're getting this is from my cold dead claws." Dominator taunted holding the Element of Honesty before putting it back in her satchel.
"Wait where did she get a satchel?" Alfreda asked.
"It's mine." Juan answered.
"Well mine after you're dead."
"What is your problem with us?" Alfreda asked.
"You really don't remember what you did to me?"
"I'm pretty sure I'd remember an asshole like you in my life."
"Fine then." Blot's Shadow said floating above as two being slammed onto the platform. Both were Slobbers, but one was colored like the Blot Lords with cybernetic limbs to boot, and the other had colors of the Blot Emperors with Dark Magic Crystal Spikes along his back as well as a brow made of the same crystals. "After I finish killing all of you, I think I'll infuse you with Blot Matter to bring you back to life, So I can do it again. And again! AND AGAIN~!" Blot's Shadow yelled letting out an evil laugh.
Juan's monocle went crazy as it locked onto the three opponents.
Lord Slobber
Blot Strength: 10
Emperor Slobber
Blot Strength: 20
The Blot's Shadow
Blot Strength: R. U. N.
The monocle exploded after the warning about Blot's Shadow to which he said one simply thing to Alfreda.
"What the fuck is with this guy?!"
Blot's Shadow flew around firing barrages of Thinner at them to which everyone dodged, Dominator dropping Cell flat on his face waking the idiot up. "What's up?" Cell asked no one before dodging a thinner blast. Alfreda and Juan tag teamed against Lord Slobber leaving Blot's Shadow and Emperor Slobber for him and Dominator. Dominator tried punching him but her punches just rolled off his gut sending her flying into Cell as Emperor Slobber held his belly and shook it with a laugh. Cell thought something mentally in the minds cape and Dominator heard it and smiled at his plan. Cell ran and jumped onto Emperor Slobber's head covering his eyes causing Slobber to stumble around trying to get the bugman off.
"Yesh it's like fighting a bear!" Emperor Slobber held Cell in front of him over the edge before Dominator ran and slammed into him sending Emperor Slobber flying to the waters below. Cell held onto the edge of the platform before getting up with Dominator's help. Dominator and Cell faced Blot's Shadow as he switched his firing into a bullet hell of Thinner, Juan grabbing Alfreda and using him as a meat shield against Lord Slobber's slashes and the thinner.
Dominator ran for Blot's Shadow attempting to air tackle him only for Blot's Shadow to spin throw her into Alfreda almost causing Juan to fall off but he managed to catch himself.
"Really? A flying tackle. How clever." Blot's Shadow said sarcastically. "Just give up. I've already won, you have no help, no weapons, nothing!"
Alfreda looked around at the others before looking back at Blot's Shadow. "We have each other."
"I repeat, nothing! You're all misfit minions clung together out of the weakness of your fears of dying alone."
"What? You're not even making sense, we like each other, we're loyal to the end." Dominator's satchel glowed a little. "Juan is the most honest guy I know. Granted that also comes with bloodlust he's a good guy."
"It's true, I can scare a Dalek better then the Doctor." Juan replied, an orange glow emanated from the satchel.
"Doctor Who?" Cell asked.
"Cell that Joke is no funny and it never will be funny!" Juan yelled.
"Isn't it?" Cell asked.
"I find it a little funny." Alfreda said as a blue glow came from the satchel.
"Hell I think we're growing on Dominator a little bit, the old her would never give her helmet away or give life lessons to Mini Her." Two more glows joined it creating a rainbow glow.
"Enough!" Blot's Shadow yelled annoyed. "You little speech is ridiculous, it changes nothing about the situation at hand, you're all doomed! As will this galaxy and beyond."
"Grop can you just can it?" Dominator asked. "You seriously need to make some friends, like I did with these dorks." The satchel flap burst open with a rainbow light as the Elements flew around the group; Juan getting the Element of Honesty, Alfreda getting Loyalty, Cell getting Laughter, and Dominator getting Kindness and Generosity. Dominator looked above them seeing a six pointed magenta star gem above before coming down in the middle of the group.
"Wait so I just had to acknowledge you idiots as friends?" Dominator said feeling annoyed.
"That and each of these represent a piece of what makes us, well us. I say this makes you an official good guy." Alfreda noted.
"Guys I'm feeling something else." Juan said noticing the glow get brighter.
"What some kind of Friendship Blast?" Dominator joked.
"Well not inaccurate. " Alfreda noted as they rose into the air.
Blot's Shadow and Lord Slobber looked up in awe before a low pitch humming sound began to rise.
"Nope." Lord Slobber said before jumping off the platform into the water rather wanting to take his chances against the Blot Sharks.
"Get back here you fat coward!" Blot's Shadow yelled at him before looking down seeing the group almost coming up to him floating in the air too.
"Taste the Rainbow Mother-" Alfreda, Juan, Cell, and Dominator didn't need to finish as a rainbow launched up from them before swirling around the platform before rocketing towards Blot's Shadow.
"Mommy." He whimpered before the rainbow blasted right into him, disappearing in the rainbow. The light died down and the group fell to the floor, Alfreda grabbing the elements that fell off them before they could drop into the water way down below. Dominator got up shaking off the energy that just flowed through her.
"What just happened." Dominator smacked her lips a little. "And why do I have the taste of rainbows in my mouth?"
"Same here but Skittles." Cell added.
"That's the power of Harmony." Alfreda replied before the platform rumbled a little. "I hope that was nothing."
"Did we actually kill Blot's Shadow?" Juan asked.
"Well I don't see him, felt none of us had that turn him into stone feeling or banish to a celestial body I'm pretty sure this planet doesn't have. I'm pretty sure he should be falling."
As if on cue, Blot's Shadow fell from the sky screaming like a little girl slamming into the platform. He opened his eyes dazed stumbling before collapsing to the ground, his mouth opening allowing the Blot Hive mind to be heard, mainly screams about how "Phantom Blot is dead!" and "All is lost!" with the occasional "We're all gonna die!" Blot's Shadow sat up before collapsing again. The Platform began falling towards Blot's Shadow's tower.
Dominator ran to Blot's Shadow pulling his head up. "Hey idiot how do I steer this thing?" Blot's Shadow remained silent as his mouth continued to play the thoughts of the Blot Hive Mind. "Wake up!" Dominator yelled slapping him causing Blot's Shadow to do a little dance before he did a little spin then collapsed to the floor in a pile of Blot Matter.
"That's unfortunate." Juan noted as he saw the tower coming closer and closer. Suddenly the Skullship came out of hyperspace and it's mouth opened revealing Rainbow Dash and Twilight waiting there.
"Get in. Now." Rainbow said
"You're all in big trouble." Twilight added.
"Am I the only one that sees the little horses telling us what to do?" Dominator asked.
"You'll get used to it." Alfreda replied jumping on the tongue with Juan following suit. Dominator was hesitant until Cell grabbed her hand.
"When in Rome." He assured her before they both jumped on. The Ship flew away as Blot's Shadow finally came to and saw his own tower getting closer and let out another girly scream as the platform impacted the tower, creating a massive explosion as most of the mountain shook from not just the force of the impact of the hit, but the might of the explosions that continued to echo across the base. Blot Island's mountain was somewhat intact, what with the main part of the mountain and the bones now fused into the mountain from the sheer heat, all that was destroyed was Blot's Shadow's tower.
The only thing standing out was the single clawed blot hand deep in the heart of the wreckage.
Alfreda looked back at the island one last time before looking to see Wander, Sylvia, and the others on board.
"Thanks for the pick up, but quick question: how did you girls get to this universe?"
"Pinkie took your portal gun and brought us in to help." Twilight answered.
"Help with what?"
"Your fire and ice psychos you call friends."
"Oh find me in the Alps." Alfreda groaned in annoyance.
"Uh guys?" Dominator asked realizing something.
"What?"
"I'm trying to change back but I can't."
"Just take deep breaths and think thoughts that will make your heart want to change back."
"That makes no sense, I'm thinking about it but it's not working."
"Use your heart, just think about moments that made you happy, that don't include all the destruction and suffering you caused."
Dominator glared at him before closing her eyes and concentrating. She thought about one moment that actually made her happy, her Night Out with Sylvia, and that brought back several other memories, she remembered sledding somewhere around the age Dommie looked, being on someone's shoulders loving seeing almost everything so high up, along with dozens of other memories coming through. but what stood out was one that came before the wall of fire in her mind. She was in a cozy bed and someone just tucked her in walking out before looking back, she saw a face that looked like her, but way older and kinder without her mascara.
"Goodnight sweetie." She said.
"Goodnight Mom, I love you." Her past self said.
Dominator opened her eyes with a single tear coming out that she wiped away before looking at Alfreda, knowing that she changed back as she could felt the soft breeze of the A/C on her skin rather then a carapiece.
"Thanks- what're you staring at?" Dominator asked as not just Alfreda but most of the others were blushing looking at her. Juan giving her a set of clothes like her old ones.
"You might need these." Juan simply said.
"Why?"
"Let's just say don't look down." Juan said moonwalking away.
"Why-" Dominator didn't finish before she looked down and immediately blushed looking at everyone in growing anger.
"Just put on the shirt before you do anything stupid." Alfreda asked calmly.
"That's why I'll save it for after." Dominator said before her right hand grew back its claws.
"Mommy." Alfreda whimpered before Dominator ran at them leading to a chase that went throughout the Skullship, Peepers luckily avoiding being included and laying his face on the control console.
"I really hate multiverse theory."
"Welcome to the club!" Alfreda yelled from the hallway.
Author's Note
Finally the Blotsanity Arch is done, we can now move onto the final chapter, Alfreda and Cell's adventure here is done, but since this is during the story Alfreda and Cell's Multiversal Adventure, they still have a long way to go.
Comment down below to let me know what you think of the story.
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Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings
Chapter 13: A Final Confrontation, Against the Twins of Evil
The SkullShip approached Dominator's Ship as everyone approached the Skullships's exit, Dominator finishing tying her sneakers as Alfreda licked with severe arm wounds that put the snapped bones back in place.
"Okay now that you're done being embarrassed can we focus on the matter at hand?" Alfreda asked.
"Oh that reminds me I was gonna ask what happened?"
"From what they said apparently someone's pretending to be you and is taking over the galaxy faster then any of the villains that were hiding to finish growing their backbones rebuilding their armies."
"What?!" Dominator yelled, her pupils turning to slits. "Who is it!? I'll cleave em in half!"
"No idea. That's why they need our help, that and they wanna arrest us for stealing Pinkie Pie." The Skullship dropped them off before continuing to circle Dominator's Ship. Alfreda, Juan, Cell and Dominator moved through the ship towards the throne room when they were stopped by a Volcanium Solider.
"Halt!" He commanded before seeing Dominator. "Lord Dominator? Is that you? Or are you that imposter."
"If I was the imposter, would be running around with these three idiots?"
"It is you. Oh thank Alpha it's you. Go right through, they're sitting on the throne." He then walked off going back to his business.
"Seriously, who the heck is this Alpha everyone uses?" Dominator asked.
"Goddess that created everything, did you really not pay attention to what Krampus told us?" Alfreda asked.
"I was in and out focusing on some thing's that temple unearthed." Dominator said before they walked through the doors seeing the Volcanium Solider Magma and Glacier dangling from the ceiling. Looking at the throne they saw Dominator's suit sitting there before getting up. "Hello Dominator. We're so happy you made it back."
"Okay just putting this out there, you're one of those crazy people that speaks with a royal we right?" Juan asked.
"Oh where are our manors, let us slip into something more comfortable." The being took off his armor revealing Dominator's face, but half was blue with a ice blue eye and the other was grey with an orange eye. They split down the middle becoming their own individual's looking at the group.
"Ok some failed clone wanting attention?" Cell asked.
"No guys don't you get it, who else do we know with those color schemes?"
"Sylvia?" Juan guessed.
"Golems?" Cell asked.
The Not!Dominator's chuckled a little before it began to grow as their bodies glowed, turning into a full fledged evil laughter, their bodies becoming wirewolf like then male, the blue one growing icicles on his body save for his head and the grey one's right arm stayed lava and the other turned to stone as cracks appeared in it's armor glowing red.
"See Alfreda didn't need much time to thaw out his memory on that one." The blue one replied.
"Do you honestly forget the faces of your greatest adversaries?" The Grey one asked.
"Magma and Glacier." Juan said uninterested. "Not that dramatic as you make it out to be."
"Well excuse us for having a sense of grandeur."
"All right new question, how are you alive?!" Dominator asked.
"Do you really think a simple implosion can kill us? Granted Malice chickened out but we're, or at least , I'm determined to kill you for what your father did to my arm."
"Ok seriously what is the history you have with these assholes?" Juan asked Dominator.
"Anyway, We escaped and decided to crash at your ship when a jar with the pieces of your brain we liked to call home and merged with them, combined with the oil from your hands from always wearing those gloves with your actual flesh that was your brain allowed us to create our own forms."
"So we thought what better way to mess with Dominator one more time before we murder her then to pose as her and create an empire before we burn it to nothing and leave this universe."
"Ok, but you got one thing wrong." Alfreda said.
"What?"
"We're killing you first." Dominator said beginning to take off her sneakers before moving up to her shirt.
"Oh~ Now thisI can get behind, that's it Dominator, just go au natural, all your friends do it, join the party." Glacier said with a pleasant smile.
"You know that just occurred to me, we never wear clothes." Alfreda said looking at himself and the others.
"I'm not doing this for fun." Dominator said blushing at what she did as she passed her clothes to Alfreda. She closed her eyes in concentration before her body change. A carapace forming along with a tail bursting out as she grew claws and her feet separated into three toed feet with talons. Dominator flexed her claws in her new form with a smile. "Ok just a little fun because I'm gonna enjoy gutting you both."
"A transformation? Fascinating. And just how did you acquire about this form?"
"The green idiot gave me some of his organs, I say this...huh, what am I gonna call this form? I think I'll go with Fury Mode, I know it doesn't sound that good but that's the only one I could think of after those guys starting taking about that weird movie about a desert fight."
"Oh Fury Road? I love that movie!"
"I know right?" Alfreda asked before Glacier fired some icicles at the group to which Dominator used her new speed to grab Alfreda to catch all the icicles with his chest. "You know I should say ow but it's starting to not hurt."
Magma fired his lava arm forward like a tentacle that turned into a sword attempting a slash at Juan to dodged and took out his machete to try and cut it off but the machete melted in the heat so he pulled out his shotgun and shot the arm causing a piece to fall off and to the floor. Magma charged at him before Dominator intervened getting in-between, engaging in a fight with him. Dominator dodged a punch and grabbed Magma before using him as a shield against Glacier's icicles before throwing him at Glacier causing them to explode from the sudden change in heat in both of them. All that was left was Dominator's gloves and brain in a pile. Dominator spotted the pieces of her brain and threw it in the lava burning the brain away. The gloves rose up and miniature versions of Magma and Glacier appeared around them.
"No matter, there are 4 other hosts on board we can use to kill you, we'll use all of them up like a bad phone battery." Magma said before they flew off.
"Wait a minute." Alfreda realized who Magma meant. "Oh crap."
Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Sunset Shimmer trotted around the control room some of them having scowls on their faces.
"Come out so I can buck you ya varmit!" Applejack yelled looking around.
"Don't hurt Caboose, he didn't mean it." Pinkie pleaded.
"Come out Caboose, all we wanna do is rough you up a little." Sunset asked in a kind tone.
"Don't do it. It's a trap." Caboose whispered to himself.
A static tone went off as a voice began to speak up. "Hey girls it's Alfreda, put on a mind control proof spell or whatever because someone's coming through and they aren't friendly."
"We aren't listening to you, you kidnapped our friend, so get off that speaker and take us back home." Rainbow replied before a blue mist clung to her and her irises turned an icy blue.
"And get ready be make peace with your life because I'm gonna make sure your ice is gracice." Rainbow said before letting out an unhinged cackle.
"Dashie? What's going on?" Pinkie asked concerned.
"Yeah what's with your tone, and what's with the cold puns?" Twilight asked.
"My tone? I'm trying to liven things up, Sorry if it's different from being cooped up in your giant ice sculpture all day like a egghead with no coltfriend." Dash's eyes went back to their normal tone. "T-That doesn't mean I don't value what the two of us got. I'm not saying any of that." Dash's eyes went back to their ice blue as she giggled quite insanely before she raised her wings creating a small ball between them. Everyone backed away slowly before Rainbow shot it out hitting Rarity in the face... with a snowball.
"How rude." Rarity simply said.
Rainbow got ready again only for Dominator to walk up slowly from behind and kick her in the hind legs sending her to the ground. "Gah my hind legs!" Dominator began to pummel on Rainbow to which Rainbow shouted what was hurt as Dominator pummeled her.. "My wings! My hooves! My face! My hooves and my eyes!"
The mist jumped off of the unconscious Rainbow scampering around like a spider. Wander walked in and gasped seeing the unconscious Rainbow Dash. "Oh no! Does she need help?" He asked before a lava orange like mist latched onto him, his eyes turning a fiery orange. "Because if she wants to die I can gladly arrange that." He let out an evil chuckle before he looked at himself. "Wait a minute, why am I in this idiot!?"
Dominator growled and jumped for Wander somehow turning intangible and disappearing into Wander who spasmed a little. Alfreda sighed and took Juan's shotgun to blast his own brains out causing his spirit to rise out to which it jumped into Wander.
Magma simply looked on at Wander's interpretations of his closet friends, Sylvia, Peepers, Caboose and Pinkie were all true to form while everyone else was an idiot who went on about how they wanted to be friends with Wander. Magma was silent as his hands ignited with fire.
"I'm going, to kill, all of you." Magma said with anger as Dominator popped up next to him.
"Aah! It's Dominator! Run away for the surprise party!" The imaginary Hater yelled to which everyone ran away.
"Oh hello Dominator, ready to play our-" Magma didn't finish as Dominator tackled him and proceeded to pummel his face in. "GAH! WAIT! OW! UNCLE! MERCY!" Magma shouted.
"Mercy? MERCY!? Do you know everything that you ever did to me!? Do you know all the pain you caused me!? I DON'T EVEN KNOW MY OWN NAME ANYMORE!" Tears grew in her eyes before she smashed his head in sending his corporeal form flying out.
Alfreda popped up next to her and was hesitant to put his hand on her shoulders seeing the tears in her eyes. "I know you must be kind of hurting but you have no idea how to get out of Wander's brain."
"C'mon Dashie, a few cupcakes made of you wouldn't hurt." A voice from the real world said but only Alfreda heard as his body was already coming back to life.
"No time for pep talk." He said before they vanished.
Alfreda's spirit jumped back into his body and Dominator turned tangible again in time to see a flat haired Pinkie holding down Rainbow Dash.
"And while I'm here, I still found it rude that you ignored my invite for your surprise party for me. But I think some snacks will-" Pinkie never infused as Dominator grabbed a bat from Juan to club her in the back of the head with it sending Pinkie into unconsciousness and the blue mist crawling about again, Dominator attempting to hit it like a piñata.
Sunset lighted her horn to help when the orange mist clung to her. Her coat turned red, growing black bat wings, her mane taking on a more fiery appearance as her eyes turned black while her irises stayed the same. She cackled as he teeth sharpened.
"Let's end this, princess." She said looking at Twilight, her horn about to fire before Dominator threw Pinkie at Sunset turning her back to normal and knocking the orange mist off her as Sunset rubbed her head which felt like it was pulsating. "Why do I feel like Pinkie yelled into a megaphone right next to my skull?" She asked in pain.
The Mist clung to Applejack but she simply looked at herself.
"I feel like hurting you guys. But I don't really see how that's gonna work out for me." Applejack than walked to the door and leaned on the wall taking a nap.
"Everything you do causes chaos and pain Alfreda!" Twilight yelled before the blue mist clung to her, her coat darkened as her wings turned back, her horn extending and turning blue as a transparent mask went over her glowing eyes. "When that's clearly my job to begin with!" Twilight then let out a maniacal laugh.
"Wait now she's Midnight? I am so confused!" Alfreda yelled before the blue mist left Twilight turning her back to normal and the orange mist rocketed to Alfreda along with the blue mist, his right eye turning orange and his left icy blue. "Huh. I don't feel that different. Weird, I thought it would effect me more. Hold on... yeah nope. Nada."
Dominator clocked Alfreda in the face causing the mists to fly around before clinging to Dominator, Dominator yelling in pain as the gloves flew and clung to her hands as Volcanium X flowed up her right arm and ice grew on her left. Alfreda, Juan, and Cell knew that Magma and Glacier were trying to take control of Dominator's mind, Cell running to her and holding her down as she struggled, the lava wrapping around her head in an attempt to make it's own version of her long gone helmet.
"Dominator, don't give in! You can fight it!"
"Really? That's all you got? Dominator is ours, the moment before she committed her first crime, her little brain was wrapped around our claws like your victims around your tail." Magma said using Dominator's mouth.
"We are the twin spawns of the birther of all evil! You can't defeat us, we have outlived you by infinite lifespans!" Glacier added as they turned the table and began choking Cell, the latter clawing at their hands in pain.
"I am legion, for we, are Lord Dominator!" Magma, Glacier, and Dominator declared, firing a quick plasma beam at Alfreda to keep him off.
Cell struggled to stay conscious and decided if he would die and go back to Hell, he'd have nothing weighing on his chest.
"I love you!" He gagged out as everything began to fade to black, only to feel the grip loosen, He looked to see Dominator, knowing it was her because it was her eyes, look in shock.
"W-what?" She asked.
"I...I love you Dominator, you're the greatest person I've ever met."
"Eat a dick!" Alfreda yelled as his gaping chest wound continued to leak blood all over the floor.
"At least he hasn't mentioned me as his best friend..." Juan muttered to himself.
"You caused me to learned more about you, something I would never do with someone else. That night you were all loopy on gas and a little brain damage from the electroshock and our date were one of the happiest moments of my life, I opened up to you and some parts of my story I could tell you gave both your empathy and sympathy. You made me feel like I'm not just some monster made only to kill, that maybe I could learn to be compassionate, to love even. I don't know about your past anymore then you do, but I will help you find out who you are, and whoever you are won't change how I feel about you."
Dominator was teary eyed before Magma and Glacier tried to take control again, but this time Dominator really and truly tried to fight back. It appeared to be working as the Volcanium X and ice melt off of her arms as her glows stopped glowing.
In her mind Dominator was battling against Magma and Glacier, both of whom were backing her towards a large chained gate.
"Give up Dominator, you're finally done after our long and tiring tango."
"And what better irony that to leave your mind to die at the gates of where you locked up your memories?"
"That's the funny part." Dominator said getting up with a smile grabbing the large lock on it. "This isn't that gate. This is the door to the mindscape those dorks share."
Dominator snapped the lock off and the gate swung open, revealing dozens of Alfreda's, all big and small, with Ezekiel and Logic at the front.
"Thank you for opening yourself to us, my friend." Logic said to Dominator.
"No biggie." Dominator replied leaving the mindscape which left Magma and Glacier to face the horde.
"FIGHT LIKE A HILL BILLY!!" Ezekiel yelled before letting out a maniacal laugh as the army charged.
"MOMMY!" Magma and Glacier yelled holding each other before they were buried in the pile of Alfreda personalities.
Back in the real world Dominator spat out two orbs, one like a fiery ball, and the other a snowball.
"You have not beaten us Dominator!" The orange one said glowing with each word.
"Ice have not yet begun to fight! Magma and Glacier shall return!" The Blue one added.
"I know, but it's a start." Dominator then kicked Magma causing him to bounce around the room like a pinball before he crashed into Glacier sending them rocket towards Alfreda who fired his portal gun behind him before sidestepping sending Magma and Glacier flying into the hole screaming all the way as they were sent spiraling into the multiverse.
"Where'd you send them?" Juan asked.
"I had the shuffle button on, they could be waiting at our doorstep home or halfway to Pastrami World."
"Guys!" Caboose yelled jumping out with a smile. "Crush, Sheila and Freckles fixed the last tear in space, We can go home again! And everything can be awesome forever!"
"Told ya." Cell said before Dominator grabbed him and gave him a long romantic kiss. Cell stumbled when they broke it leaning on a table to find footing. "Ok what was that about?"
"I appreciate your whole Love thing, really do, I actually feel better then I ever have in my life, but sorry if I don't feel the same way. There's your little consolation prize." Dominator replied before walking off, grabbing her clothes as she changed out of her Fury Mode.
'Operation Emerald Flames has ended with only a kiss on the cheek.' Cell thought internally before standing up triumphantly. "I'll take it!" he yelled to the heavens.
Pinkie had been returned to her group and the group to their Equestria(Juan closing the portal on their buts so they wouldn't be arrested). El Quatros Locos packed up all they stuff they brought as Alfreda looked at his portal gun seeing it blink and so he fired it outside and triggered it to create a portal. Most of their friends from this universe had arrived to see them off.
"I appreciate all you guys provided for us, but now we must go, my planet needs me." Alfreda said before walking towards the portal.
"HOLD IT!" A voice said to which everyone turned around the see the Volcanium Soldier Magma and Glacier.
"M-Force, G-Force, how ya both doing?" Cell asked.
"We never agreed to taking those names!"
"What else can we call you beside the name of the two demons that tormented your boss her whole life? Plus the idiot actually makes a good point because that way you can call yourself the Force Brothers." Juan retorted. Magma simply remained silent at his retort and stepped aside to allow Dominator to step forth. "What'd you want? We gave you an army, we beat up your demons, do you want our souls next?"
"What? No I wanna go with?"
"Oh sure, maybe while we're at it I can give you the keys to wait did you just say you wanna come with us?" Alfreda asked.
"Yeah, I'm almost universally known here as a villain, I wanna try to start fresh somewhere else, your universe sounds awesome, anti-heroes, demons."
"A blank canvas to paint a whole new life with infinite possibilities with the brush strokes our footsteps will be and the color we choose to make our masterpiece." Everyone looked at G-Force with befuddlement that he just said that. "While Dominator was gone I decided to go to collage, philosophy was my major, I minored in Child Psychology."
"Why does every idiot I know have some sort of degree in Child Psychology?" Alfreda asked.
"The point aside, I wanna get to know you guys better and live give this whole superhero thing a try." Dominator said getting back to her point.
"Really? You? A superhero, I'd say now I heard everything but in the multiverse, that's an endless list, but a reason to trust you is on it." Juan replied.
"When I beat Magma and Glacier this time, I could feel a little bit of myself before this whole villain business surface. It wasn't a lot but I remember somethings, my last name is Magmus, and I'm from the Planet Gaius. That's all I know about me, but I'll never forget those two freaks destroyed my planet."
Alfreda was deep in thought before walking forward and looking her dead in the eye. "You know this isn't just a whole different galaxy, this is the multiverse. No alternate Me's or Juan, but definitely alternate Cell's, Caboose's, maybe even a few you's . Don't forget we cast Magma and Glacier out there so there's the off chance we'll fight them again, but think about this: their big brother Malice helped them on the Wolf's Hide, we haven't heard from him since. Magma and Glacier were mooching off you, but Malice looked like he's been around for a while, what's the say the other four siblings aren't waking up wiping the crud from their eyes? And in the off chance we don't run into them, there's still the fact we're gonna face Anti-Matter, the evil version of Twilight who's a superhero on my world, who took your place as the biggest B in the Galaxy. But replace galaxy with possible multiverse, and B with Complete Bitch."
"Then add 'and El Ducha.' " Juan added.
"Point aside, it's massive , are you sure that you're ready to enter something bigger then your own villainous ego was?"
Dominator stared him down before confidently smiling. "Why do you think I wanna join?"
Alfreda smiled back. "Good." Alfreda ran to the portal before jumping and doing a flip. "Allon-sy~!" He yelled.
Juan looked confused then shrugged before jumping doing a barrel roll. "Lazer Team 2~!"
Caboose quickly ran before being picked up by Freckles who jumped in. "Power of Friendship~!" Caboose yelled.
Cell looked at Dominator and gave her a peace sign. "See you on the other side." Cell then ran before doing a corkscrew into the portal. "YOLO~!"
Dominator went back into her ship and aligned her ship with the portal which expanded to accommodate the next arrival before she looked at everyone who was on a nearby moon to see them off waving goodbye at her. She looked at wander with a king smile before putting up the peace sign then stepping on the thruster pedal.
"Dominator and the Force Brothers, AWAY~!" G-Force yelled.
"I hate that name~!" M-Force yelled. The ship entered the portal then vanished in a flash of light.
El Quatros Locos sat in their seats at the wedding outside of Twilight's Castle, the mare it belonged to staring at her bride to be Luna with a smile as Mayor Mare pronounced them Mare and... you get the idea.
"It's nice to see how this whole thing worked out." Alfreda said.
"I know. Freckles and Sheila are back with their new bodies, Dominator's not a mean lady anymore,"
"Y sin embargo estoy de vuelta en español de alguna manera."(And yet I'm back in Spanish somehow.) Juan added, his throat finally stopping it's sparking.
"Everything worked out for everybody." Cell finished off as Luna carried Twilight into the castle with her magic.
"Oh yeah that reminds me Cell what happened to Dominator?" Alfreda asked.
"I sent her home."
"I thought her home was destroyed."
"What? Oh no i meant home. Like your Equis."
"What? But the portal gun can pinpoint like that, I wish it could but Rick's an asshole."
"Ok I see how you're confused. You see I talked to Doctor Whooves and gave him piece of your to lock on to your home universe, and then I used that device on Dominator and her ship to send her their. The thing must've been cheap because it broke immediately after, no wonder he gave it to me for free."
"As in you send them to my universe I'm trying to get back to?"
"Yep."
" So you're telling me... that you had a way to get us home right away... by going to Doctor Whooves... getting him to build that device that only worked twice... AND YOU USED IT ON DOMINATOR?! AND THAT'S YOUR IDEA OF EVERYTHING WORKED OUT FOR EVERYBODY?!?!" Alfreda roared getting everyone's attention.
"Pretty much?" Cell said as a question as Alfreda and Juan looked like they were about to let loose a tidal wave of unyielding rage, Freckles' eyes glowing a blood red while Sheila angrily manned the gun on his back.
Before anyone could do anything, a roared echoed through Ponyville as Twilight bucked down her castle doors, her mane on fire and her coat a snow white, she roared in a language not her native one as she stared at the crowd in rage.
"Um, what did the fire pony say?" Caboose asked being put on Freckles' back.
"Oddly it was some kind of dialect of Native Wirewolf, how she know's it I don't know, but the main question is also why did she use it to say Luna is not a virgin." Alfreda said through gritted teeth with a confused face.
"They can tell that?" Cell asked sweating.
Everyone's head turned to look right at Cell, everyone beginning to think the same thing.
Cell sprinted across the field letting out an occasional yelp of fear as everyone chased him with makeshift weapons with a massive roar of righteous fury, the front lead by Alfreda, Juan, and Freckles, Juan shooting many of his guns at Cell not caring about running out of ammo or hitting something else in his fury while Alfreda switched between his pistol and Ki Blasts, Freckles' simply firing his entire plasma artillery at Cell, Sheila emptying the clip in Freckles' back gun.
"LO VOY A MATAR! TE VOY A METER LA PISTOLA EN TU CULO Y TU VA A VOMITAR BALAS!!!!"(I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! I'M GOING TO SHOVE MY GUNS IN YOUR ASS AND YOU'RE GOING TO VOMIT BULLETS!!!!) Juan repeatedly yelled.
"I'M GOING TO WEAR YOU CARAPACE AS PAJAMAS!" Alfreda yelled with unknown hatred.
"FIRING MAIN CANNON!" Freckles shouted firing a plasma shell barely missing Cell but giving him the proper motivation to run faster.
And of course our tale comes to it's end, Dominator has turned over a new leaf, old secrets have come to light, and Cell has given everyone a proper reason to beating the every loving shit out of him in an equal wave of hatred and unyielding rage.
An average day in Alfreda and Cell's Multiversal Adventure, but if you join them you'll quickly learn, no day is average.
Author's Note
Finally, Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings is done, but their story isn't over yet, I'm going to finish Beginning's of an Immortal Wirewolf, then The Vengeful Guardians shall make themselves known.
Comment below what you thought of the story overall and let me know if you want to see more of Dominator(not that you're not going to anyway).
Cast:
Alfreda: Nick Landis(Lanipator)
Cell, Glacier: Curtis Arnott(Takahata101)
Juan: Burnie Burns
Caboose: Joey Heyman
Lord Dominator: Nöel Wells
Pinkie Pie: Andrea Libman
Captain Glacier, Lord Hater: Keith Ferguson
Commander Magma, Armored Dominator, Magma: Fred Tatasciore
Commander Peepers: Tom Kenny
Sylvia, Slobber Barker: April Winchell
Wander, Lord Waldemar: Jack McBrayer
Volcanium Soldiers, Dom Bots: Various Voices
The Phantom Blot #1: Frank Welker
Order of Omega Captain, King Sweeper, Lord Sweeper, Emperor Sweeper: Dee Bradley Baker
Crush, Freckles: Shane Newville
Malice: Kevin Micheal Richardson
Sheila: Yomary Cruz
Logic: Corey Burton
Ezekiel The Naustic: Alex Hirsch
The Phantom Blot #2, King Seer, Lord Seer, Emperor Seer: Chris Guerrero
Blot's Shadow: Armin Shimerman
Janice: Grey DeLise
King Spatter, Lord Spatter, Emperor Spatter: Steve Blum
Rainbow Dash, Applejack: Ashleigh Ball
Twilight Sparkle, Midnight Sparkle: Tara Strong
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Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings
Epilogue: Oh like you didn't see this coming.
Wanderverse Ravaged Planet Blot Remains of the Blot Tower
The Repair Blots, flying Cyblot Seers built to repair the Blot Lords after battle, now without a leader to guide them simply wandered around the remains looking for things to fix, but found nothing but spare parts. One of them heard a groan beneath some wreckage and walked towards it, surprised finding the Blot's Shadow critically injured. The Spatter gestured his allies to come over and his hands morphed into tools. "What? G-get away from me you-gah!" Blot's Shadow screamed as the Repair Blots altered him. "Quit it, that's a tender area! Augh~! I'm not something to fix easily you stupid..." The Repair Blots flew off their job done, the last one tried to get away only for a claw much like Phantom Blot's clutched right into him. Blot's Shadow pulled himself out of the rubble with his other hand, Dark Magic Crystals for claws and a hole in his palm revealing the rest of his now altered form.
Blot's Shadow's lower half was that of a strongly built wirewolf with his right foot two toed wirewolf foot and the left a Slobber foot. His upper torso was half a ribcage with Blot Matter beneath it and a red collar around his neck, his lower half a red shell with seven blue cords connecting into the large Dark Magic Crystal embedded in his chest connecting his whole torso together.
"I am NOT A ROBLO~T!" Blot's Shadow crushed the Repair Blot in his grip then threw it to the ground before looking at a partially broken mirror allowing him to see himself. Blot's Shadow began to laugh evilly embracing his new form and power as his sanity finally snapped like a twig. As he laughed a storm brewed over the island with lightning striking, The Blot's Shadow was no more, he did not know what he would call himself, but he knew that Alfreda, his stooges, and now especially Dominator, would feel his wrath...
Until he shorted out leaving his mouth open and something else began to play. "Welcome, to the universal broadcast premiere of, The Flames of the Perfect. " A lightning bolt struck him right in the mouth causing him to collapse still shorted out playing the Soap Opera.
Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings
Chapter 1: New Friends, and a New Universe.
A blue portal opened on an empty planet, and 4 beings fell out of the portal. One was a green cicada like android while the others were Wirewolves, one was blue with yellow eyes, another orange with pupiled red eyes, and the last one yellow with a red eye and a blue one with a green pupil, Alfreda, Cell, Caboose, and Juan, El Quatro Locos.
"Okay I'll admit that the last universe wasn't my best work." Cell said.
"You blew up the International Space Station!!" Alfreda yelled.
"And proud of it."
Juan's throat then sparked as he yelled. "Am I the only sane one among this group of idiots?!"
"Hey Juan, you can speak English now!" Alfreda noticed.
"Perfect now I can you guys how much you all infuriate-" Juan never finished as an explosion rocked them. "What in the name of Alpha?" They looked up seeing a red spaceship with some kind of drill skewering it in the middle over another planet. "Wow. Someone messed up their ship bad."
"Yeah they probably ran out of headlight fluid."
"Shut up Caboose." The ship then suddenly exploded in a flash of green and white leaving a cloud of smoke.
"Well that was unnecessarily blinding, but Good work team." Alfreda said.
"The one thing I liked about not being understood was because I could insult you all I like and you wouldn't know what I said."
"Wait is that a bubble in the smoke?" Alfreda pointed out before they looked closer seeing in the bubble was-
"Ok what the hell is that?" Juan asked seeing some weird orange thing tightly hugging a green humanoid girl with white hair, a black shirt, torn skirt, and sneakers on.
"I have no idea. It looks like Darwin grew fur as he became anorexic and turned the green part of his shoes into a hat." Alfreda replied as Cell looked at the girl with agape jaw and wide eyes.
"I'd say he looks more like an orange stick figure that had the Pinocchio situation but the Blue Fairy was kind of a bitch and didn't do it all the way."
"He looks like Grif if Delta was a hat he wore." Caboose added in.
Cell blinked once before he actually spoke. "LAY~DEE?" Cell asked in a cracking voice before zoning out.
"Okay ignoring the idiot I'd like to know who's the chick?" Juan asked.
"I don't know, I'd never cheat on Twily but I will admit that one looks kind of cute." Alfreda noted before the green one appeared to moved into her own personal bubble away from the orange one saying some things to him before looking at everyone on the planet. "YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF DORKS!" She shouted before stomping away with the bubble.
"A~nd I take it back she's a total bitch." Alfreda said before Cell kicked him in the head. "Why?!"
"How dare you call that beautiful goddess a bitch!?" Cell shouted at him.
"Does this mean I get to kill him? 50 to 1 odds says next death of one of us to happen is caused by and anyone but Caboose." Juan asked.
"Is it that mean lady the one to cause it?" Caboose asked.
"Shut up Caboose. And just why are you so quick to defend her?" Juan added.
"Seriously? Do you not see her beauty, her brilliant pink eyes, the way her hair flows, her cute top."
"From what I saw a nice ass." Alfreda added before Cell stabbed him in the throat with his tail.
"Only I can say that." Cell said before he walked away.
"Hey where are you going?" Juan asked.
"I'm going to hit it to her. I didn't say it because Alfreda already said it so the moments ruined." Cell flew up to in front of the girl putting on shades. "Hey there. Did I fall into Heaven? Because my name's Cell, and you must be the Angel of Looks, but what's your name?"
The girl merely looked at him before reaching her hand out of the bubble socking him in the face. "GAH MY BEAK MOUTH!"
"Lord Dominator. Think about that next time you ask a girl out." She told him as she walked away.
"Your rejections make me want you more! And your name is still sexy!" Cell said through the pain. Juan flew up to him helping him treat his beak mouth. "She was never yours Cell."
"Oh Juan my bilingual friend, you underestimate me, I'm just getting started, she will be mine, because I will show her how I can be loved."
"You're gonna get someone to like you? Okay I gotta see this. Wait don't you have a girlfriend?"
"That's an alternate me, If anything that's masturbating. And you wish you could get what I got from her." Cell said flying off.
"I'm going to kill you one day Cell." Juan growled.
Cell snuck through the asteroids with the greatest of ease as he took out a blowdart tube looking around and spotting Dominator sitting on a rock slouched like an angry child, then put a dart within the tube drawing in a deep breath to which it sucked into his mouth. Cell silently choked as the dart tried to slide down his throat before he finally spat it out into the tube going straight towards Dominator. Dominator got up looking in his direction before stumbling then falling unconscious. Cell then reached into his pocket and pulled out his bluetooth piece putting it to his ear hole thing. "This is Perfect Emerald to Carlos Spicey Wiener and Pink Terror. Come in Carlos Spicey Wiener or Pink Terror over."
"Carlos Spicey Wiener said he had to go punch a hole in the wall. Pink Terror over here go ahead over."
"Light Green Beauty has been sedated and I am taking her to your location. Have you finished tweaking the prokaryotes? Over."
"Roger that, I recommend you take the long route because Spicey Wiener left a pretty big hole so unless you want her to question the hole we're a November Gopher on that."
"Roger that. Perfect Emerald over and out." Cell hung up as he took out a syringe. "I knew I should've bought the elephant size."
Cell had Dominator slung over his back as Pinkie Pie moved some things around in the dark. "All set Cell?" She asked.
"Just about. That reminds me where did you come from again?"
"Caboose took me."
"Oh right." Dominator began to stir from her sleep as Cell placed her on the floor. "Huh she's not supposed to wake for another hour, I gave her enough to keep a bull elephant knocked out. Wait Crap! Pinks get out, this will not end well!" Pinkie nodded running away as Dominator came to. Her eyes shot wide open as she then tackled Cell beginning to strangle him.
"I don't know what gives you the right to tranquilize me like that, but that means I get the right to kill you where you stand!"
"I...got...you...gift!" Cell choked out while thinking 'Keep it in your pants Cell, it's the right tightness but now's not the time.'
Dominator stopped letting Cell catch his breath. "I got a gift for you." Cell then took out a remote and pressed the big red button on it turning on the lights revealing the room as some kind of large throne room with the throne atop a large set of stairs, which was in front of a wall of flowing lava. Around both of them were a lines of hundreds of metal looking orange glowing humanoid robots surrounding them.
"We live to serve you, Lord Dominator." The robots said in unison kneeling before her.
"What the heck is this?" She asked.
"An army of loyal programmable soldiers I found in another universe. With them, I rebuilt an exact and even stronger replica of your ship. Their weapons could disintegrate their targets I switched it between Volcanium X and Frostonium. Don't ask me where I got it. And I fixed your gloves, they were tied to your old ships core for some reason so I decided to fix them up making them independent from the core of this and your old ship and even tested them out myself."
Earlier...
The armored being with the skull helmet and gloves covered in lava stood over the pile of cooled Volcanium X with a green hat that was on fire on top of it with some weird pinkish hair sticking out, then looked at the skeleton and small cyclops that were in broken pieces of Frostonium. When he spoke he had a deep and menacing voice. "This...was..." His mask came up revealing Alfreda was wearing it. "HORRIBLE! Get this off me! Get it off!" Alfreda ripped the helmet off then ripped the gloves off his hands to which they turned into normal yellow gloves as he pulled himself out of the chest armor.
"Hey be careful with that Alfreda! Do you know how hard it was to fix that from the remains I had to work with?" Cell said running over picking the pieces of armor on the floor. "And do you know how hard it is to make those replicas of those people she apparently hates from what I could?"
"Oh it wasn't just about that, it was the fact that you made out with me while I was in the armor."
"I genuinely thought you were Dominator."
"I was telling you 'Cell it's me Alfreda! I hate this as it is stop it!' the whole time you were doing it. But good luck giving this to her, I'm going to cry while I scrub myself furiously in the shower to wash away the trauma from how hard you tried making out with me."
"I won't go into details. But everything should be in tip top shape."
Dominator was torn: on one hand she wanted to kill Cell for tranquilizing her and the army to do it for her, but on the other hand he did do this for her and some weird feeling she had in her chest wanted to spare him. She shook her head then looked at him. "Thanks. Here's my exchange. Get out before I reconsider sparing you."
"Thanks, I'll be watching you." Cell flew out and spoke into his bluetooth in happiness. "Perfect Emerald to El Quatros Locos, Phase Light Green Gift Exchange is a success! Now Operation Emerald Flames can begin over."
"Is that what you're calling your ship?" Alfreda asked over the comms.
"You're damn right Yellow Deathless. Pink Terror have the cameras been installed yet? Over."
"Yeppy Deppy Perfect Emerald, they're still gonna take a while to come online we're golden. Over."
"Roger that. We shall then wait until they come online to begin. Perfect Emerald over and out."
Dominator looked around at her bedroom amazed yet creeped out at the same time, it was an exact replica down to the sheet thread count, yet it creeped her out as she wondered how Cell knew the exact thread count. She found her armor in her closet and placed it on, feeling a familiar shudder move through her as she put the gloves on. She looked up seeing some large robot front of her, at least two of her Volcanium soldiers tall and inactive. Yet when she touched it with her hands, her gloves glowed, one ice blue and the other it's usual bright orangish. The Robot sputtered to life, revealing his body was made of separate floating parts that were close together, before parts of his body glowed an ice blue as he drew a large sword from his right hand.
"What and who the heck are you?" Dominator said surprised.
"I know not what." The robot replied, his voice sounding eerily similar to Lord Hater as Dominator heard it. "But my name, is Glacier. And I live to serve you, Lord Dominator." Glacier then kneeled before Dominator who smiled wickedly as Glacier looked at her with a smile of equal caliber. Glacier got up directing her to the control room showing a new inhabited planet within sight. "Time to give this galaxy everything that's coming to them." Dominator then began to laugh ready to enjoy her vengeance as Glacier joined in, their evil laughs echoing throughout the ship to which the Volcanium Soliders throughout the ship saluted their new master. "Dominator's Greater! Best Villain! Dominator's Greater! Best Villain!" They chanted as the ship moved in on the planet, armed for vengeance by a lovestruck idiot.
Author's Note
And thus the tale of the most important universe in Alfreda and Cell's Multiversal Adventure begins.
I'm still alive and this is going to be fun to write. I own only Alfreda and Juan in this, everything else is own by it's respective owners.
I support both #CellGames, and (however I support even more) #SaveWOY
More chapters to come.