A young man from an insular Orthodox Jewish community gets kidnapped by Nightmare Moon, who needs his Talmudic insight to save Equestria from Daybreaker. Can he reconcile his Jewish faith with the increasing demands of his new boss?

(This is my stupid attempt at a (partial) self-insert. I gave myself permission to write one, even though I find it cringey. There will be loads of Jewish references in this fanfic. I will put a glossary at the end of every chapter of all the terms I use. If you like the occult, esoterica, and the occasional battle scene, you came to the right place!)