In a timeline of Earth where the values of Friendship are taken seriously, to the point of humans being genetically "ponified" to match the three tribes, a young Earth Human finds Twilight Sparkle, somehow reverted to an alicorn filly state, freezing in the rain.
Taking the filly under his roof for seven years, he attempts to keep her hidden from the more malevolent aspects. How will this pony-enhanced Earth react?

(A major rewrite of A Jew In Equestria)
BoredNerd0703 and Weirdly Normal Human are co-authors.
Thanks to ZettaiDullahan for the free artwork!!