Chapters Twilight Sparkle And Friends
Author's Note
I'm gonna start this story with the modern short that inspired me to write this. The original concept was Fluttershy (Mickey) and Discord (Goofy/Ghouly) but after i thought of the cast i had to change it to Twilight (Mickey) and Pinkie Pie (Goofy/Ghouly)
Ghoul Friend
Twilight Sparkle was simply taking a joy drive whistling a tune it was a pretty perfect day for her. It was sunny, the sky was clear, only interrupted by the occasional cumulus humilis or cirrus cloud, and to add to that there was also a rainbow across the sky.
She had also dropped off both her pets, her pet alligator Gummy and her one of a kind pet fish Nova with her marefriend Fluttershy making it a pretty care free day for Twilight and was pretty much the reason why she's taking this joyride in the first place.
The unicorn then drove past an arrow shaped sign that said Peach Garden This Way pointing backwards the opposite direction Twilight was driving.
"I could go for some peaches!" Twilight thought, looking down but still focusing on the road and driving forward, she debated for a few feet but eventually decided to go to that Peach Garden. As she went to turn her car around out of nowhere, suddenly, abruptly etc her car started sputtering and eventually broke down.
"Well there goes my perfect day" Twilight muttered while getting out of her car to find the problem and see what's wrong with her car. When she lifted the hood she found the problem, turns out that the radiator cap in her car was open which caused it to start steaming.
"This should be a pretty easy fix!" the unicorn commented before gripping the radiator cap and turning counter clockwise careful not to push down. When the cap didn't seem to budge, she tried again this time dusting her hands off to make sure she had a good grip, when it didn't work she realized that this was a serious problem.
After that failed Twilight finally took notice of her surroundings, she seemed to be in a cemetery it was very misty and cloudy, there was also a bunch of dead trees and plants and it wouldn't be a cemetery without tombstones. When she looked back all she saw was fog she honestly had no idea how she managed to drive so deep into this cemetery.
"Hello anypony here my car broke down!" Twilight called out hoping to at least get the attention of this cemetery's groundskeeper. After a few seconds of waiting the unicorn finally realized she was on her own, she then walked over to her trunk and pulled out an very oversized toolbox.
"What do i have in this thing!" Twilight frustratingly said while stumbling around trying to put her toolbox down. She eventually managed to get the hang of it and placed it down with a loud clang. She undid both the latches and opened the toolbox only to find a tiny wrench the size of a cracker inside which also revealed that all the box's weight came from the container itself.
She picked it up and examined it "Welp better work with what i have" Twilight thought, she then heard thunder causing her to get scared and rush over to her radiator cap.
The tiny wrench just clanked against the cap each time Twilight tried to use it, she then heard rustling nearby which creeped her out and made her hand shiver a lot and drop the wrench. She reached down to pick up as she did so she looked under her legs and saw a figure hiding in the bushes.
Twilight ended up diving behind her car and when she raised her head to look the figure came out of its hiding spot and revealed itself to just be a bunny. Seeing this the unicorn just laughed this off, the bunny on the other hand saw a figure appear from the mist and as a result he somehow screamed like a filly before hopping away.
When Twilight turned around herself she saw the figure right as the mist cleared. The figure revealed itself to be a ghoul but seemed to resemble a zombie better. The zombie resembled her friend Pinkie Pie zombiefied most of her body had exposed bone, her torso was the only part that didn't have exposed bone but instead rotten flesh.
Moving onto her head, most of her puffy mane was dirty and some of it was missing, finally as a strange addition she also had rainbow paint smeared around her mouth and chin there was even a few stains of rainbow paint on different parts of her body.
Twilight yelled in terror before running away leaving her horseshoes behind, she quickly ran back to put them back on before running away again. She runs into a tree branch but instead of hitting her face on it she manages to turn the tree around causing her to almost run into the Pinkie Zombie.
The unicorn stopped herself in time and ran away from the Pinkie Zombie and saw that it tried to grab her. Twilight ran away, ducking under branches and occasionally looking back even though the Pinkie Ghoul was just standing there completely still.
"Zombies are slow!" Twilight reminded herself both in her mind and out loud as she scrambled to climb a large rock, eventually making her way over it, despite this the Pinkie Zom-Ghoul didn't even move a muscle or bone in this case standing completely still.
The next thing Twilight did was jump across some lilly pads each one sinking once the unicorn jumped off them,
"Zombies can't swim!" Twilight reminded herself in her mind, despite how far the unicorn had ran away, Zombie Pie still didn't move an inch.
Twilight climbed over a log before turning around to go inside it to both hide from Ghoul Pie and to catch her breath.
"Phew!" she said wiping sweating from her brow, she poked her head out of the log to check if the coast was clear and when she looked to the left she found Zom-Pie in the log with her.
"AHHH!" Twilight yelled trying to run away only for Skele-Pie to stand up and due to her being 2 feet taller than her at 6 feet the unicorn's running just caused the log to spin around the earth pony's neck.
The unicorn calmed down after realizing she wasn't moving she then looked at the zombiefied earth pony who reacted by screaming and running away. Both ponies started screaming as they ran across a field of small hills which ended after the log they were in crashed into a rock and got stuck in between a pit which poured the 2 ponies out into the river below.
Twilight resurfaced after a few seconds of being underwater, she then saw the end of the river indicating a waterfall she tried to swim away but the river current was too strong so as a result she ended up going down the waterfall.
The purple unicorn washed up on shore a few moments later leaving a mark in the wet sand, she quickly brushed herself off before letting out a sigh of relief "Well at least it's finally over."
A few seconds later Zombie Pie came out of the pond the rainbow paint still on her body and her torso completely filled with water, to Twilight it looked like she was gonna pop like a balloon but instead ended up springing leaks which make the unicorn a little uncomfortable.
Twilight didn't waste a second cause right as soon as all the water was gone from Ghoul Pie's body she scrambled to get up and ran away. When she looked back she saw the zombified earth pony actually moving, chasing her grunting madly which looked absolutely terrifying, the zombie was failing both her arms and legs around while dashing after her.
When Twilight looked forward she just barely managed to slide under a tree branch. Zom-Pie ended up crashing straight into the branch and go to pieces but instead of stopping in its tracks the pieces just came back together as a mangled creation that resembled a spider with 2 heads.
The unicorn found herself at a cliff side that had a pretty foggy and deep drop, she looked back and saw ZomGhoul-Pie rushing at her, in response Twilight covered her face and hoped for the best. Zombie-Pie crashed right through Twilight and off the cliff revealing that it was a decoy made out of pine cones and other natural materials.
The real Twilight came out from behind a rock and walked over to the cliff to double check. She ended up seeing the zombified earth pony grabbing onto a very loose branch, getting worried Twilight reached a hand down hoping the zombie will be flexible enough to reach.
The branch eventually broke off which sent Zom-Pie into the pit below letting out a hollar which echoed through the pit.
"Welp at least it's finally over." Twilight said half sad, half relieved as she started walking away. Pinkie Zombie's body parts end rolling up the other side of the pit going up and then launched backwards.
The feet and legs land in front of Twilight first making her freeze, shortly followed by the upper part of her body and finally as a finishing touch the rainbow paint which as far as the unicorn could tell landed in the exact same spots on her mouth, chin and body.
"You wouldn't hit a mare with glasses?" Twilight asked nervously using her finger to make circles around her eyes hoping that Pinkie Zom-Pie isn't the type of pony to hit someone with glasses and that she won't have to resort to jumping off the cliff.
Twilight covered her face waiting to either get her brain eaten or getting bit and turning into a zombie herself. That moment never came though cause when she looked Pinkie Ghoul-Pie was handing her an arm bone to use was a tool "Huh thanks." Twilight simply responded
Getting back to her broken down car Twilight uses Pinkie Zombie's bone as a wrench to twist her radiator cap counterclockwise which stopped the steaming.
Twilight handed the ghoul back her arm bone before starting up her car and driving out of the creepy cemetery with Pinkie Ghouly Pie in the passenger seat. The earth pony turns on the radio and Twilight continues to whistle a tune as they both head to that Peach Garden
Twilight Sparkle And Friends
Twilight Sparkle and her housemate Spike the dragon were both walking in circles, worried expressions on their faces and hands behind their backs. As they walked in circles they both briefly looked at the calendar before putting their heads down, October 1st marked the rent for Twilight's house being 6 months past due.
They had walked in circles so many times that it either had left a circle mark on the teal carpet or their walking had caused some color to fade from it. Spike ended up glaring at the calendar a bit too long cause he ended up walking out of the set circle they were in, as soon as he realized this he quickly stumbled back behind Twilight and continued the cycle.
Twilight was never this late with her rent she was usually able to pay it in the first month. The reason why she was this late on her rent and has a chance of repossession since she rented her furniture, is because Equestria is going through a economic crisis which led to Twilight losing her job and Spike losing his popularity.
Their financial situation was nothing when compared to other ponies who not only lost their jobs but also went poor and some even ran away from home.
Spike was a well known, popular magician, he was known as Spike the Shocking or The Great and Powerful Drake and was considered the most magical creature in all of Equestria for a while. But once this economic crisis hit Equestria he lost most of his popularity which meant he made less money.
Their walking was abruptly interrupted by the bell above their door ringing rapidly which was caused by someone knocking on the door which also shook the paintings on the wall, the circle rug and vase stand. The bell then came off which scared the duo to the end of the living room. Spike hid in an umbrella holder and Twilight in a trench coat that hung on a coat rack stand.
"Open the door!" a stern voice said from the other side of the door which was followed by another knock that was slightly louder.
"Nobody home!" Spike responded holding the umbrella inside the holder, which just resulted in another knock on the door this one noticeably louder causing the dragon to throw the umbrella, put his top hat over his head and retreat back into the umbrella holder "OPEN THE DOOR!" the voice yelled before knocking a fourth time.
Twilight not wanting the creature to break the door down, reluctantly slides out of the trench coat she was hiding in and slowly walks over to the door. She fixes her mane, and reaches for the door knob only for it to come off due to the creature rattling it, she takes a deep breath before opening the tiny door.
"Good morning!" the unicorn said as calmly as she could, Twilight got the creature's response through a lion paw to the face knocking her to the back of the room.
The lion paw then unlocked and opened the door from the inside revealing it to be a draconequus with a lion's paw, a griffin's talon, a lizard tail, a reptile's leg, and a goat's leg. He also has two yellow eyes with red pupils and two mismatched horns on his head.
He then popped a bubble pipe out of his mouth and showed the duo his star sheriff badge revealing his name as Discord. "The sheriff" Twilight whispered to Spike "The sheriff." the dragon repeated.
Discord reaches into his pocket, as a result Twilight and Spike put their hands up thinking he's gonna pull out a gun. Instead he pulls out a scroll and then unravels it to reveal a Notice Of Dispossess document which also allows him to evict and arrest them.
"You 2 ain't pay the rent!" Discord yelled putting a lion paw on the document, which was followed by popping his bubble pipe out of his mouth again.
"W-W-We'll get it" Twilight said stuttering a little, "We'll get it" Spike repeated this time with a lot more confidence in his voice.
"Too late!" Discord countered "The landlord has given you 2 too many chances, i'm selling your furniture, See!" he said poking Twilight in the nose knocking her down.
"Hey Dragonstache come here! Light this" the draconequus demanded pulling out a cup of soapy water and pulling Spike towards him by the mustache.
Spike takes a deep breath before letting out a stream of fire which boils the cup and allows Discord to refill his bubble pipe. He then discards the cup by spilling the boiling water on Spike making him dizzy before letting out a laugh.
He pops his bubble pipe and the duo before leaving and closing the door. Once Spike recovered from his daze, he reacted to the boiling water by rolling around the floor staining the teal carpet before running near the door.
"COME IN HERE AND FIGHT YOU OLD BAD PALOOKA!" Spike yelled before putting his left arm out in a fist and swinging his right one back in forth while hopping on one foot which fans called his fighting pose even though it didn't even look like the dragon was getting ready to fight.
As soon as the dragon heard a loud knock he ran back to the back of the room, put his top hat over his head and hid inside the umbrella instead of the holder. Discord was currently putting a poster up saying Sheriff's Sale Today by spitting nails into the wall and punching them in.
Meanwhile in the back of the house Pinkamena Diane Pie better known as Pinkie Pie was backing up into the driveway with a cake delivery which was also her last delivery of the day.
"Come on everypony smile, smile, smile!" Pinkie sang followed by a giggle as she used a claw to grab the box containing the small cake only for it to slip off the tool when she tried to pull it out of the cargo bed. She tapped her right hoof to Shave and a Manecut then knocked on the door with her left hoof to Two Bits.
When Twilight and Spike answered the door they were both greeted by Pinkie who greeted them by yelling. "CAKE DELI-" they ended up interrupting her mid sentence by shushing her. "Woops sorry cake delivery for Twilight Sparkle and Spike The Shocking" the earth pony whispered
"The sheriff!" Twilight exclaimed "The sheriff!" Spike repeated "THE SHERIFF!" Pinkie yelled dropping the claw which landed with a loud clang.
"SHHHH!" Twilight loudly said "We've gotta move!" the unicorn exclaimed, "We've gotta move!" Spike told Pinkie "We've gotta move!" she said to no one before realizing there's no one there, which was followed by a giggle.
Twilight looked around for anything they could use to move their furniture before landing her eyes on Pinkie's truck.
"Hey can we use your truck to move all our furniture?" Twilight asked the pink pony, "Sure it's not my truck anyway, the rock farm doesn't pay that well and it was recently shut down as a business which is why I deliver cakes, by the way my names Pinkamena Diane Pie, but I like to go by Pinkie Pie!"
Pinkie had worked on a rock farm outside of Ponyville during all of her teen years and a few of her mare years, although the family who owned the farm hated her postive can do attitude, it managed to get the work done. Once this economic crisis hit Equestria the farm was shut down. Knowing she had to get a new job Pinkie decided to borrow the family's truck to drive to Ponyille.
"Alright fellas we've gotta move!" Twilight said before running off, "We've gotta move!" Spike told Pinkie, putting a claw on his top hat as he ran off .
"We gotta- *giggle* Oh right Okie-dokie-lokie!" she exclaimed, pointing her thumb at the open door and going into a room to see what to move in the truck first.
Twilight and Spike had already got to work packing up, Twilight was putting a bunch of clothing and a curtain into a big chest, Spike was putting a bunch of smaller stuff like picture frames, trophies into his magic hat.
He grabbed a bunch of other stuff and put in a watering can, shovel, backup non magic top hat, wooden bucket, violin, tennis racket, garden hose and telephone into the big chest which was topped off by his magic top hat.
The unicorn then lifted the lid of the chest knowing it wouldn't close she jumped on the chest, she managed to close it but this ended up cutting the telephone wire, chunk of the curtain and handle of the violin.
Twilight let out a sigh of relief, her relief wouldn't last long as a few seconds later the chest popped open spilling out all the clothing, extra stuff and a few of the small stuff in Spike's hat.
Meanwhile in the back of the house, Pinkie decided on a piano, and that it should be the first thing moved onto the truck. the earth pony also uses 2 wooden planks as a ramp.
The earth pony easily slides the piano up the ramp and into the truck unfortunately she falls in between the planks and when she gets up the piano rolls off the truck and slides down the ramp hitting Pinkie in the back of the head and when she turns around she bumps her nose.
Getting slightly annoyed she pushes the piano back into the truck, stands up and runs back into the house. The piano didn't stay put cause a few moments later it rolled down the ramp again. As the pink pony was picking up a stool she heard the piano she turned around put before she could do anything the piano hit her in the face, dropping the stool and bumping her nose.
According to the family who owned the rock farm, they considered Pinkie to be random, teleporting and pulling things out of thin air, things that weren't available for miles. Pinkie herself though never seen anything strange like a piano moving on its own at least she knows how the family feels now.
"So that's how you want to play it." the earth pony mumbled before pushing the instrument back into the truck, fell between the planks, the piano slid down the ramp, and hit her in the back of the head. This time she uses her hands to stop the piano from hitting her in the face.
The earth pony pushed the piano back into the truck before walking away. Once again she heard the piano, she freaked but luckily it stopped before it hit her. Rolling her sleeves up she takes a step about to push it, only for the piano to move itself back, confused she tries again quickly moving 2 steps only for it to move back further onto the ramp.
She then takes half a step which causes the piano to move all the way back into the truck. The earth pony's still confused about the instrument moving on its own but easily shrugs and sees it as a job done. Pinkie cautiously looked back to make sure the piano didn't slide and hit her again.
Once safety back inside the house, she turns back around only to trip on the stool she dropped earlier, the piano then slid off the truck at an incredible speed and when it went over her it ended up flattening her like a pancake.
"I thought only i could do that!" she said in a surprised tone shocked that she found something else that could flatten another thing like a pancake. During her time on the rock farm one of the family members would be flattened like a pancake usually as the result of one of her gags.
She saw the piano go into one of the rooms and she knew that she should be careful to not be hit again. She sneaks over to the doorway of the room the piano went into. The earth pony pops her head into the doorway only to find a part of the instrument looking at her causing her to freak out.
She moves her mane out of her face before laying down and popping her head into the doorway only to find the another part of the piano looking at her causing her to freak out again her legs twisting in the process. She then sneaks into the doorway under the rim and looks around the room for the instrument.
The piano then comes out of the room Pinkie was just in revealing that it had made a full circle, it then sneaks behind the earth pony and starts shaking causing her to jump in the air incredibly high and hit her head on the rim of the doorway.
"Why i oughat-" she said before giving the keyboard instrument an angry look and then approaching it taking one step at a time stomping her hooves, causing the piano to back up.
As she speeds up the piano also starts speeding up, the earth pony eventually starts running at it, she chases the instrument outside, falls between the ramp and once it's back in the truck she gets and backs up while throwing punches. Pinkie quickly makes sure she's before running back inside at an incredible speed leaving a pink trail behind.
She closes the door, panting , the pink pony then hears the piano keys so when she looks out the window she catches the piano trying to roll down the ramp but as soon at it spots Pinkie it retreats back into the truck.
She lays down under the window, hears the piano keys, looks up, and catches the piano which retreats back into the truck. This routine ends up repeating itself for a while.
Meanwhile in the living room Twilight and Spike were working on stuffing as much furniture as possible into the suitcase. Spike once he was done putting all the small stuff into his magician hat, he then ran over to a gas heater and pulled it out of the wall causing gas to come out of a pipe.
The gas didn't have a smell so he couldn't tell if it was dangerous or not, and the gas itself just looked like smoke. Although the gas didn't smell or look dangerous he found it annoying so he grabbed the first thing he saw which was a red plunger and plugged the pipe with the handle.
When he went to grab the gas heater the gas pipe shot the plunger out causing the suction cup to get stuck on his tail. The dragon was launched forward dropping the gas heater, getting angry he does his fighting pose which is cut short by him hearing the tapping of the handle.
"What the?" Confused he turns around, he doesn't see anything but hears the tapping again coming from the other side. He turns around again with the same result. He jumps into the air only to get the same result of not exactly knowing where the tapping's coming from.
He checks under his legs which required lifting his tail in the air which meant he didn't see the plunger. Confused he dashes forward, hears the tapping again, only this time he only turns around and finally sees the plunger. The dragon grabs the plunger and pulls as hard as he can, he ends up losing his grip which causes the plunger to bounce on the ground breiefly lifting Spike into the air before dropping him and his hat.
"So that's how you want to play it" Spike says putting his hat on and trying to pull the plunger off from under his legs. Just like the last attempt he loses his grip, but this time he does a front flip and is hit in the face by the handle knocking his hat off.
Putting his hat back on he tries to grab the plunger like a dog chasing its tail, but eventually gives up and starts freaking out. He then resorts to trying to twist it off, once it can't be twisted any further Spike lets go which causes the plunger to spin like a helicopter.
The helicopter plunger flies up to a lightbulb, smashes it and wraps around its wire. Seeing an opportunity here he shakes himself and eventually manages to get his tail out of the plunger, this just leads to his tail getting stuck in a fish bowl. First he tries to simply pull himself out of the bowl but once this fails he uses his tail to crack it and jumps off the table to shatter it.
Spike was laying down recovering from the experience but right as he was about to get up the plunger fell and landed back on his tail.
"Oh COME ON!" he yelled before trying to use his claws and feet to remove the plunger.
Meanwhile back with Pinkie she was still doing the same routine with the piano, she hears the piano key, looks out the window. she catches the piano trying to roll down the ramp but as soon as it spots Pinkie it retreats back into the truck.
She then shows the piano part of her mane which causes it to retreat back into the truck. Now knowing that it goes back to the sight of her mane she puts a small part of her mane on a broomstick keeping the instrument in the truck. She then opens the door and taunts the piano with a silly face.
"Grin, grin, grin yes i do!" she sang as she walked away from the door and went to pick up the stool, the piano suddenly rolled out of the truck and burst through the door but instead of flattening her like a pancake it causes her to sit down on the stool, as the piano crashes it into a fridge.
When the fridge opens it reveals Pinkie to be eating a triple layer Vanilla, Strawberry, and Chocolate ice cream cake.
Spike by this point had resorted to tying one part of a rope to the plunger and the other part to the doorknob.
“Please tell me this works" he says before dashing forward at an insane speed to the other side of the house. The red plunger comes off halfway through, he's unaware of this so as a result his muzzle ends up getting stuck in the gas pipe for earlier.
His chest inflates like a balloon so when his muzzle comes off the pipe he deflates like one too. He bounces off a wall and then bounces off the back of Pinkie’s head knocking Twilight back and causing the chest, the ponies were carrying to fall on Pinkie and pop open releasing all the clothing.
Spike crashes into the kitchen crashing into the 3 stacks of plates, all loudly smashing to pieces. Discord right as he got down putting the last sign for his sale, heard the ruckus and ran inside to find the source of it.
He ends up catching Twilight and Pinkie trying to catch Spike as he is deflating. "HEY!" the draconequus yelled causing Pinkie and Twilight to freeze right as soon as they caught Spike, and when he came up to the trio the dragon deflated to normal.
"BUSTING UP MY FURNITURE HUH!?" Discord yelled before popping his bubble pipe out of his mouth. "GET OUT!" he lashed out knocking the trio back into a wooden chair which broke to pieces when it hit the wall with the leaking gas pipe.
"HEY DRAGONSTACHE LIGHT THIS!" he demanded, showing Spike another cup of water. The dragon struggled at first due to the gas leak but once he released another stream of fire this caused a massive explosion which to by passers looked like a firework show.
Next thing they knew Twilight and Pinkie landed in the front seat of the truck and the piano being the first piece of furniture to land in the truck's loading bed followed the rest of the furniture, and the chest of clothing that Spike landed on top of a few seconds later.
Discord on the other hand somehow ended up in a bathtub, only suspended by one water pipe which was the only piece of furniture that wasn't destroyed by the explosion and his head through a For Sale sign.
"Hey you COME BACK HERE!" Discord yelled accidentally pulling the H handle on the bathtub which resulted in him getting sprayed with hot water.
Spike without hesitation starts laughing at the sheriff as the remaining piece of furniture falls onto the truck. Pinkie gives Twilight a smile, the unicorn giving another smile back followed by a handshake with the earth pony.
Author's Note
If you're wondering about Spike's Mustache and Top Hat it's my equivalent to Donald's long neck.(In Moving Day Donald's rounder and cuter but his bill and neck are still long)
I actually don't know what the tiny door Mickey opens is called, someone please comment it
Mickey, Donald and Goofy shorts are gonna be the most frequent and common chapters in this story (2nd most common will be Donald vs Chip and Dale shorts)
The Triple Layer Vanilla, Strawberry, Chocolate Ice Cream Cake was actually something i thought of when coming up with the Tools for Too Many Pinkie Pies (Adaptation of Goofy Goes Goofy) the cake being one of the tools and it'll be seen or mentioned in every one of Pinkie's Appearances
Twilight Sparkle And Friends
Twilight And The Beanstalk
A long time ago
"If those surface dwellers can torpedo Seaquestria once they can definitely do it again." Princess Skystar of Skyquestria told her mother Queen Novo.
"Last time they tried that the city was destroyed but most of the population recovered from the blast and i'm pretty sure it's also the reason why we can talk, so if they tried something like that again it'll probably just give us another cool ability it's not like they could develop another improved version of the same weapon that actually capable of wiping out the population." Queen Novo countered
"What i'm trying to say is that why don't we just use the Pearl Of Transformation against the Storm King and his army." Skystar explained pointing a claw at said Pearl in her mother's grasp.
"Or it could end up in his greedy claws!" Novo lashed out clutching the Pearl tighter and closer to herself. "Look Skystar rebuilding a city and risking another bombing is still better than risking a invasion and slavery." the hippogriff concluded Skystar simply frowned "Didn't think i'll have to resort to this." She mumbled "Hey look flying chicken!"
"Hah hah, very funny" Novo said sarcastically in a unamused tone "I'm not falling for that trick agai-" she was interuppted by a chicken attacking her from behind causing the queen to drop the Pearl onto the floor. Skystar swooped in and grabbed it, she didn't get very far as her mother retaliated by flying in front of her and trying to take the artifact back.
During this tussel Skystar pushes Novo into a box of supplies cracking it a little, which the ladder counters by pushing Skystar in a generator. Both hippogriffs end up losing their grips on the oyster which results in both ending up on opposite sides of the safety bunker.
A stuffed toy fish suddenly fell on Skystar's head Oh i remember this thing the hippogriff thought examining it for a little bit before looking at the Pearl that was still in her grasp, this gave her and idea.
"Alright mom you want to return to the ocean, then i'll make you a full fish." Skystar said slowly walking towards her mother. "Sky i know you don't want to do this." Novo said nervously backing away from her daughter.
Skystar with very little hesitation rubbed the pearl which released a stream of light which engulfed Novo and once it cleared it revealed a small goldfish sized fish version of the seapony queen, right before the fish could hit the floor Skystar incased it in a bubble filled with water.
She was about to grab the bubble before looking at her claws which reminded her of how pointy they are. The hippogriff pulled a key out of her collar, opened one of the metal covered window and blew the bubble out with which was shortly blown away By the wind
Skystar looked At the bubble until it was out of sight “It’ll hit something eventually.” The princess thought.
“Welp time to win this war.” She stated replacing the cosmetic pearl in her regalia collar with the real one.
Present day
In a farm which by this point a was basically a wasteland existed a small house, the only inhabitants of this area was a trio of different creatures.
Twilight Sparkle a unicorn, Pinkie Pie a pony and Spike a dragon lived in the house with a cow outside to provide them with milk.
The trio were originally business partners they specialized in making clothing unfortunately due to the low quality of their products they didn’t make much of a profit.
Things only got worse once they were hit by a famine, the reason why their products were low quality was because they relied on a small patch of cotton plants so the famine ended up killing their crops.
Their business was shut down shortly after, they then sold their clothing making supplies and cattle, they spent most of it on expensive plates and silverware since they cared more about quality over quantity.
This was a huge waste of money cause they ending up having barely enough food to get by and since they never upgraded their house or got house repairs the place decayed and currently looked crooked.
The trio's current state of life was basically ration food, each one take turns walking miles to stay healthy and wear non sold clothing for as long as possible.
"Gotta remember precision, ration as much food as possible." a messy maned Twilight muttered before moving the knife over to the loaf of bread and start slowly slicing down it as she stared a Spike who looked like he was about to mentally snap and a flat maned Pinkie/Pinkamena, who were both sweating profusely onto their plates
When the trio still had their clothing business Twilight was the straight mare of the trio calm, confident and persistent. Spike was the assistant of the trio he was the most unlucky one often having to do most of the work himself which made him very short tempered. And finally Pinkie Pie was always the cheerful and positive one of the group having the most energy and even defying logic at times.
As for the current state of the trio, Twilight was often paranoid and nervous about resources and her friends. she knew it was only a matter of time before either they ran out of resources, her friends mentally snapping or both as in running out of resources would cause her friends to mentally snap.
Spike at first when this famine came and killed their cotton plants he was just frustrated and have an occasional anger outburst, but as time when on his anger started becoming anxiety and his outbursts became spazzing out from the lack of food and resources luckily none of these were actually that serious.
Pinkie at first she was trying to stay positive and energetic but just like Spike as time went on she became less positive, energetic and happy, she no longer smiled, her poofy mane and tail became flat and she started losing her pink coat color overtime which by this point had almost completely disappeared.
Twilight placed a transparent, paper thin slice of bread onto each of her friend’s plates which fell like a leaf. She then reached over and grabbed a canister with a faded label and when she opened and dumped it out, only a single medium sized bean came out.
And just like with the loaf of bread she cut paper thin, transparent, slices from the bean and then carrying them over to her friends' plates and then cutting another slice of bread and placing it on top of then bean.
Spike briefly looked and then picked up his paper thin, transparent, one bean sandwich he goes to take a bite before suddenly stopping, placing it back down onto his plate and getting an angered look on his face.
“THAT’S IT I CAN’T STAND IT!” Spike lashed out, he then proceeded to stack a bunch plates and silverware before chomping at them shattering the plates, bending the silverware and eventually getting a chunk of a broken plate and some silverware stuck in his mouth.
“Spike calm down!" Twilight says grabbing a hold of Spike's neck and head. "Get a hold of yourself!" Pinkamena adds taking the broken chunk of plate and the silverware out of his mouth. They both start speaking indistinctly, saying something along of the lines of calming down as they put Spike upside down and pulling his tail to help him become stable again, before putting him right side.
"I'll be alright, I'll be alright!" Spike repeated ,each time getting quieter, although he claimed he was alright he still had a crazed look in his eyes in he form of multiple color circle waves. He then spots\ted a axe hanging on the wall. Which grew a malicious smile on his face along with an even more malicious idea.
He then looked over to Twilight who seemed too distracted putting salt on her slice of bean, one grain at a time. When he looked over to Pinkamena he found her still staring at her paper thin one bean sandwich with the same sadden expression on her face.
With both of his former business partners, now housemates distracted he sneakily slid away from the table and got the axe.
"Spike!" The unicorn called out looking around before noticing the axe missing from the wall "SPIKE NO!!"
Twilight and Pinkamena looked out the window and saw Spike holding the axe behind his back and slowly approaching their last milking cow
"Here Bessie, Bessie." Spike repeated with the same crazed look on his face and eyes. When the trio still had all their cattle, there was a select few that they did name Twilight could tell this wasn't a named one, and the only reason Spike called this one Bessie was because it was the same type of cow a brown one, when they were selling their cattle the trio never really cared about what cows they sold as long as money was being made.
"Here you piece of beef!" Spike said before, completely losing it the multicolored circle waves in his eyes, disappear and were replaced by both his pupils turning red, he started swinging the axe wildly which scared the cow and caused it to grab onto a dead tree.
Spike grabbed the cow's tail but right before he could he could bring the axe down Twilight took it away from him, causing him to resort to biting the cow's tail. Twilight grabbed both of Spike's legs and tail in a attempt to pull him away from the cow. Once Pinkamena got into the mix, after a bit of struggling she had managed to restrain Spike by trapping his neck under a slingshot shaped dead branch.
"Sorry guys I've just gotta eat!" Spike claimed the crazed look gone, his pupils no longer red and the circle waves gone. Twilight heard his claim before looking at Pinkamena who simply gave the unicorn her same sadden look before looking down and dropping the branch. Pinkamena and Spike frowned before heading back towards the house leaving Twilight to ponder about their next move.
The next Twilight decided to make the most important decision that would ultimately decide their fate both economically and mentally in the sense of the trio's mental health.
"Alright you two, i'm gonna go into town and try to sell the cow." Twilight stated, the next thing she knew Pinkamena's mane inflated and poofed up a little and Spike looked a little mentally stable from hearing this news. Twilight then headed out the door which broke off it hinges when she opened it all the way, frustrated she threw it aside.
She tied a rope around the cow's neck but when she tried to pull it along, it didn't seem to want to go with her possibly because of yesterday's incident. Twilight then grabbed a handful of the grass that was still in the area and placed them down on a trail which got the trio's last milk cow moving and allowed Twilight to start her long walk to town for a potential buyer.
Although Spike was the only one in the trio that didn't wear shoes he suffered the least when compared to the 2 ponies. When they still owned their clothing business they didn't make or haves shoes since they weren't made out cotton so Twilight and Pinkamena had to put on small sacks and tie them around their feet with rope.
Things only got worse for the 2 ponies when the famine hit since they all had to walk miles to town Twilight's and Pinkamena's shoes would always either break or badly be damaged by the end of the walk due to things like rocks, plants or simply tearing overtime. Spike on the other hand didn't suffer a whole lot since his scales mainly protected him the hazards on the trail and diseases that could be caused by it.
When Twilight finally got to town with her shoes mostly intact, the first thing she noticed was that the town seem way bigger than she remembered and advanced with stuff like windmills and other contraptions. The second and bigger thing she noticed was that ponies and a few other creatures she never seen before were selling exotic looking creatures.
Once she saw how dangerous looking some of these ponies and creatures were, in the end she decided to wait for a potential buyer to come up to her instead of going up to them. After a while of walking she ended up taking a leap of faith, which was to go up to one of these ponies or creatures that looked friendly.
The unicorn settled on a random creature which in this case was brown Abyssinian cat wearing a red, patchwork coat. "Hey you with the coat, i'm selling this cow!" Twilight said quickly with all the confidence she could muster up.
"Hmm very interesting" The Abyssinian stated observing the cow "Tell you what instead of buy it how about-" he trailed off, slithering his tail behind a stand selling raw beans, and used it to grab a green chest with a not for sale sign, the sign falling off when he grabbed it.
The seller of the raw beans looked very strange although most of body and face was covered with clothing and accessories , he still resembled a pony with a muzzle and hooves.
"How about a trade" he said showing Twilight the chest "Trade me the cow for these-" he trailed off again breifly looking into the chest "Three magic beans, they'll grow into something amazing, even capable of saving a farm." he claimed showing the unicorn the beans.
As soon as Twilight heard the save a farm part, she knew she had found something amazing. These magic beans could do more than just sustain her and her friends for a while, it could sustain them for the rest of their lives and allow them to fully recover mentally and financially.
"I"LL TAKE IT!" Twilight announced handing the Abyssinian the rope tied to the cow followed by him handing Twilight the chest containing the beans.
"I think i just found something that'll magically erase all my debt!" the cat said briefly looking at the rope then observing the cow again.
"Hey look!" Pinkie showed Spike holding a plate with a metal cloche "Turkey, lobster, sweet potato pie, pancakes piled up till they reached the sky." the pony sung lifting the lid off and stacking imaginary pancakes, she held a high note "i'll eat and eat and eat and eat and eat until i die!" she said laying her head on the table.
"Lots of scorchers, lots of green lot of fancy chocolate covered-" she paused for a second "BEANS!" Twilight cut in "What do you mean beans?" Pinkie asked
"Yeah fellas I traded the cow for some magic beans!" Twilight said showing her friends the beans in the chest. As soon as Pinkie and Spike heard the news, the earth pony's mane deflated and became flat again and the hint of pink on her coat disappeared.
As for Spike his pupils turned red and started to look mentally unstable but instead of attacking someone, he instead jumped up hooked his tail and legs around a lamp and started pulling on and even ripped some of his scales off.
"But Spike these aren't just ordinary beans, they're magic beans plant them in the dirt and know what'll happen?" she asked "Yeah stupid dumb beans!" Spike countered back then by grabbing the open chest out of Twilight's hand and throwing it "NO SPIKE!" the beans bounced out and before Twilight could grabbed them they fell into a hole in the floor.
"STUPID BEANS!" Spike yelled "Great Twi now we have nothing." Pinkie stated, giving Twilight a sadden look before leaving the room with Spike, leaving Twilight to ponder about her decision to trade their last cow for 3 random beans. Perhaps the buyer was a con artist who tricked Twilight into thinking the beans were magic.
That night Twilight upstairs in her bed was still pondering about her decision and even started to tear up a little, knowing that they'll definitely run out of resources and her friends and at some point she will mentally snap since they were lot more unstable than the unicorn.
Meanwhile downstairs in the dining room, the moon came out from behind the clouds and when the light hit the beans it sprouted a small stem. But when the moonlight touched a collapsed stone structure a few miles from the trio's house it released a gust of golden dust which then blew itself to the house and when into the floor which caused the small stem to start growing at and alarming rate.
The stem had grown into a thick beanstalk and then started growing upwards which broke through the floor causing Twilight to shift her position in her bed but then the beanstalk broke through into the bedroom luckily none of the trio slept in the middle of the room so the beanstalk didn't uppercut their bed.
Although the beanstalk didn't touch any of the creature's beds the vines around it did it wrapped around and lifted their beds up as the beanstalk continued to grow, the vines would occasionally snap and drop the bed only for it to be caught by another vine.
Although the constant growth and dropping at some point did wake up each member of the trio up they just when back to sleep thinking it was just a dream. The beanstalk by this point had grown past the wispy clouds and seem to be heading towards a large solid looking cloud.
The next day when Twilight woke up she found herself staring at massive blades of grass, confused she rubbed her eyes to make sure she wasn't dreaming or hallucinating. Once she finished her reality check she looked around, taking in her surroundings, she found massive plants and flowers, a massive pond, lily pads and trees.
"Hey fellas wake up!" The unicorn exclaimed while trying to shake Spike awake. Once the dragon got up he rolled off the wrong side of his bed and as a result of Twilight not grabbing him in time he rolled over into the water. He quickly got out of the pond and then sprayed water in Pinkamena's face causing her to jump into the air and face plant into the ground.
"How did we get here?" Spike asked before looking at the pond trying to see what's on the other side. Twilight then walked over to the edge, where land seem to disappear and replaced by solid looking cloud when at the edge of the cloud she found piles of wood, and the top of the beanstalk guessing that the beanstalk grew through their house.
"See what did I tell you Spike the beans were magic after all!" Twilight said with a grin on her face, Spike simply rolled his eyes "Guess we can explore while we're here!" Pinkamena suggested brushing herself off.
Twilight plucked a massive leaf off a plant and grabbed a twig which to her was the size of a oar. The trio then used the leaf as a boat to get across the pond. Halfway through the pond they ended up being spotted by a giant dragonfly, the trio started screaming as they struggled to paddle to the other side using both the oar and their hands.
Right before the dragonfly would reach them a giant fish leaped out of the water and swallowed the dragonfly whole. As a result when the fish when dove back into the water it created a huge splash that knocked the leaf boat to the other side of the pond.
Pinkamena and Twilight ended up outside the boat, the earth pony with a chunk of the leaf in her mouth and Spike ended up inside the boat which was upside down, when he got out he sprayed water in the ponies' face "Well at least it wasn't a giant frog." the drake added
When the trio walked up a hill they found a giant stone castle nearby, it seem to be the biggest thing in this giant land. Pinkamena and Spike started processing this, they woke up in a giant land, where they found a giant castle and inside a giant castle must GIANT FOOD!
As soon as the earth pony and dragon processed this, Pinkamena mane's poofed up almost all they way and almost all her pink came back, she then started jumping around for joy. As for Spike he stopped looking messy and almost looked completely stable.
The trio of friends raced down the hill, and then started skipping over to the giant castle. Something they didn't notice when they spotted the castle and were currently looking at was 3 fish tanks, one small, one medium and one large each tank holding multiple colored fishes of that size.
As soon as the school of fishes in each tank saw the trio they all swam at the glass at an incredible speed and pressed their faces against it scaring g the creatures, after a while of the fishes and trio staring at each other Pinkie broke the silence "Get the feeling they're trying to communicate with us?" the earth pony asked
The creatures shrugged off the schools of fish staring at them and walked past the tanks as they were walking away the fishes' eyes, and eventually bodies followed, they eventually put there faces against the glass on the other side of the tanks and once the trio were out of sight the schools frowned and kept swimming around.
Once they arrived at the castle, Twilight knocked on the giant wooden door, after not getting a response from whoever was inside she putting her ear up to the door but didn't seem to hear anything due to the size of the door. She then spotted a crawl space under the door and entered through there.
Once inside they found giant furniture, they didn't pay too much attention to it though since what the trio was mainly looking for was giant plates of food. They eventually crashed into the leg of a giant table, the creatures scooted up the leg until they reached the platform which was the table and once their they found exactly what they were looking for giant food.
"FOOD!" Spike exclaimed excitedly before taking a bite of a giant piece of cheese. Pinkie bounced over to a plate of pink gelatin she first took a bite of a small piece of gelatin which was still big, about half the size of her body. She then bounced and started jumping on the giant piece of gelatin before diving head first into it eating into the middle.
Twilight grabbed a oversize knife, took it over to some meat and sliced a piece of it off before taking a bite, it was of course way harder since it required both her hands, pretty heavy and required a lot of persistence. Spike took a bite of a giant scoop of ice cream only to get a brain freeze, he then breathed out a fireball to slightly melt it and bring it to an appropriate temperature.
Pinkie once she had eaten to the bottom of the middle, she then found string candy connected to the giant piece of gelatin, she shoved it in her mouth and somehow managed to slurp it up like a noodle. Speaking of noodles Twilight grabbed another oversize utensil in this case a fork, and used it to grab some spaghetti by wrapping it around the fork.
Spike climbed to the rim of a giant fruit punch bowl and used a straw to slurp some of it, Pinkie then ran over grabbed a bigger straw and used it as a waterside to the punch. The trio then ran to the same thing which was what they assumed was fried chicken, it had the shape of chicken and it smelled a lot different.
"Never smelled this kind of chicken before." Twilight commented before take a bite "Meh it's alright!" she added which was basically a okay sign to her friends to start digging in. Out all the giant pieces of food on the table the biggest of them all was A Triple Layer Vanilla, Strawberry, Chocolate Ice Cream Cake.
The trio looked in awe at the cake, licking their lips before racing over to it and taking huge bites of it. After a while of eating which had taken a good chunk of the ice cream cake out, Twilight heard hoof steps which was strange since she thought no one lived in this castle.
When she looked over she saw the giant silhouette of a creature, it wasn't anthro looked like a horse, it also seemed to have a beak and feathers.
"Fellas we better hide!" Twilight warned her friends, as soon as Spike and Pinkie saw the silhouette, it started moving sending the trio into a panic they crashed into each other before scrambling out of the cake and hiding behind a nearby pot.
The creature came out of the shadows revealing it to be Princess Skystar of the hippogriffs. Turns out that once she turned her mother Queen Novo into a fish and vanished her to the ocean she used the Pearl of Transformation to defeat the Storm King and win the war and turning herself giant was her most common tactic.
After the war the hippogriffs returned to Mount Aris, unfortunately the power of the Pearl basically mentally corrupted Skystar so as a result she turned herself giant, turned almost the entire hippogriff population into fishes, destroyed Mount Aris, put them in tanks and took them back to the clouds.
Skystar hummed a tune as looked at her pocket watch which had a female pink normal sized hippogriff inside using one claw as the second hand and the other as the hour hand.
"Tick, tock, tick tock!" the pink hippogriff repeated over and over again.
Skystar put the pocket watch on her shelf before walking over to her dining table she examined her food to check for any chunks missing starting which the piece of cheese. "Okay not much missing from here must've been the bugs!" Skystar stated
When she examined the rest of her food and got to the food like the pink gelatin, meat, ice cream, spaghetti, string candy, fried meat and especially the cake she was surprised and confused about how much of that food had been eaten, there was chunks of them missing, "What the bugs never eat this much of my food."
"Fee fi fo fum!" Skystar randomly said before sniffing around the table and eventually lifting the pot the trio were hiding behind causing them to all run in different direction "I smell...grapes with cotton candy and fried chicken yum!" she then picked up a knife and fork.
She first sliced the piece of cheese Pinkie was hiding behind leaving only half if it, Twilight hid inside a part of the turkey only for Skystar to grab the piece the unicorn was hiding behind which was the turkey leg. The giantess then used a fork to grab shredded pieces of purple and green lettuce and once she was done the only pieces she didn't grab was Spike who tried to camouflage himself with the vegetables.
Skystar then started seasoning the sandwich she had just made with pepper, but this just resulted in Twilight sneezing and revealing herself to the giant hippogriff. Skystar got angry, her blues eyes turning red and went for a bite of her sandwich in a attempt to eat the unicorn but right before she took the bite Twilight jumped out of the sandwich.
"GET BACK HERE You can't get away from Skystar!" The hippogriff said pridefully, she slapped a claw down on the table which failed to grab the lavender pony. This allowed Twilight to make it to the other side of the table but right before she could jump off the edge, Skystar used the pearl in her regalia collar to turn her claw into a tentacle and grabbed the unicorn.
"I'VE GOT YA!" Skystar said looking into the tentacle, once she put it very close to her eye, Twilight poked the giantess with her horn, causing her to fall onto a cutting board.
"WHY YOU-" the hippogriff trailed off before turning the tentacle into a giant meat tenderizer, she underestimated the weight of it cause when the lifted it up it fell behind her causing her to turn around struggle to pick it up, before realizing she could just change it back.
"Hey here's an idea how about you turn into a-" Twilight trailed off taking advantage of the princess' incompetence before landing her eyes on a fly swatter "A FLY!"
"What type of fly, wings?" the princess asked before spreading her wings "No the big that can fly" the unicorn said before signalling her friends with her arm to come over. As Skystar was trying to remember was a fly looked like the trio made their way to the fly swatter and picked it up,
"Oh i remember now!" Skystar said singsongly before turning herself into a giant fly. "NOW!" Twilight said as the three of 3 brought down the fly swatter only for it to be caught by Sky-Fly, snapped in half and thrown aside, followed by the fly turning back into her original form.
"Wait a second i know what this is you 3 Grapes, Cotton Candy and Fried Chicken wanted me to turn into a fly so you can kill me." Skystar put together then grabbing the trio before they could do anything, took them away from the table and flew over to a door.
The trio of creatures suddenly found themselves in a giant kitchen, that looked a lot more advanced than the rest of the castle and even the entirety of the town back on the ground. Skystar placed Twilight and her friends on a plate and put a glass cover over it, although it had air holes none of them were big enough to escape through.
Skystar then took the lid off a fish tank, pulled a live fish out, a knife and decapitated it throwing the head away and then the body into a deep fryer. For the next fish she tried using the knife to peel the skin and scales off, but since it wasn't very efficient she placed it aside and used a scalp instead, once that was done she threw that fish onto a pan.
"She probably has something equally bad planned for us." Twilight said before looking at Pinkie who was currently bouncing around the place, followed by her walking over to the unicorn. "Look Twi I've changed meaning that i won't be negative anymore, look on the bright side at least we get to go out in a creative way."
"And by that you mean be cooked into a giant hippogriff's meal and then eaten." Spike countered as the trio watched as Skystar walked over to a counter with a bunch of bread ingredients, she then grabbed pepper shaker with a twisting handle "This should grind their bones up just right! Now where did i put that recipe book?"
"You know Twi this is probably the worst luck I've no we've ever had first of all you trade our last milk cow for three beans that actually turned to be magic now were here caught by a giant hippogriff and about to get our bones grinded to be baked into bread. I actually had some life plans if we we're able to get ourselves out of a famine, find a marefriend, go on adeventures maybe even become a brother in law well guess now I cancel all those plans." Spike stated
"Well guess what Spike I didn't think the beans in magic as in unicorn magic or a teleportation, or a giant beanstalk that leads in a giant land, I thought the buyer meant they'll just into a bunch of crops." Twilight responded, this angered Spike who then breathed a stream of fire at the glass in frustration which didn't do anything against the glass lid.
Twilight then tried to use her telekinesis on the lid to no avail. She sighed accepting the fact that they won't get out of this no matter what they do. When she leaned against the glass it seem to scoot over a little and it didn't make a sound, knowing this she signaled her friends to come over and the trio eventually moved the lid to the edge of the table where they jumped down.
Turns out they put more of the lid on the edge than on the table so as a result the glass lid fell off and hit the floor breaking. "WHAT THE!" Skystar said turning around finding shattered glass all over the floor and catching 3 of her living ingredients trying to escape.
"Get back here you rascals!" Skystar said as she chased after the trio out of the kitchen and into the actual castle. They decided not to go for the front door and instead for a nearby hallway. Skystar grabbed a slingshot off a shelf and started shooting bird toys at them, eventually she ran out of bird having to stop to reload allowing the trio to hid behind a corner, Pinkie placing a hoof out.
"Pinkie you can't trip her she's the size of a building." Twilight complained trying to move Pinkie aside. Skystar having lost the 3 creatures threw the slingshot and bird toys aside and dashed forward, although neither of her claws touched the earth pony's hoof one of her hind hooves did which caused Skystar to trip and faceplant onto the floor.
"Come on you 2!" Twilight said as they ran over, and climbed a coat rack with a trench coat on it by scooting up it, they hoped the giantess didn't see them.
"Think i gotta brush this dust out of my feathers." the hippogriff princess muttered before reaching into the pocket of the trench coat and pulled out a brush, she counted a few strokes while brushing feathers before spotting the creatures on the coat rack.
This sent her into a rage her eyes going from blue to red again she grabbed the trench coat off the rack, ripping it in the process, she tried to multi-task with her claws but she eventually lost track and the ponies and dragon seem to have escaped.
She then heard a loud bang which seem to come from inside her head, she then used the pearl to make her eyes go all the way to the back of her head.
"Why don't you 2 watch where you're going." Spike complained which echoed inside the hippogriff's head. "Hey what are you rascals DOING IN MY HEAD!" Skystar yelled which echoed even louder than the dragon's complaint.
"Not a chance!" Twilight responded "Fine if you 3 won't come out i'll blow you out!" Skystar claimed before reaching into the coat again, grabbing 2 ear plugs, a bubble pipe and a box of matches she then plugged her ears, put the pipe in her mouth but right before she could light it which would start boiling the water and releasing bubbles, Twilight blew out the match.
Annoyed she tried again only for the match to be blown out by Spike, she discarded the match and lit another one which was then blown out by Pinkie. This kept on going for a while, eventually Sky was left with only one match, she was about to light it before finally putting together what was going on, she took the bubble pipe out of her mouth and ripped it open revealing the trio inside.
The 2 ponies and single dragon them zipped away they ran back into the dining room, they then climbed up a smaller pink table while it still took a little bit of time to climb it was still way shorter compared to the dining table. Once they got to the top they found a toy train, tracks, a chest of doll accessories and 2 pony dolls.
The first doll was a yellow pegasus with a pink mane wearing a cowboy outfit and for some reason had a mustache drawn on its face. The second doll was a white unicorn with a dark purple mane wearing a dress and tied to the toy train tracks with a single piece of tape.
Skystar checked her pocket watch with the pink hippogriff inside, her eyes widen before placing the watch back on the shelf. She then walked over to pink table and unknowingly grabbed Twilight, Spike and Pinkie.
The hippogriff dressed the earth pony in a conductor outfit over her normal clothes and placed her inside the toy train, she then dressed the unicorn and dragon in cowboy outfits over their normal clothes and placed them on the table, she then turned on the toy train and set the speed on slow.
Twilight wondered how the giant hippogriff princess didn't notice them she then looked to the side and next to the chest of doll accessories was a chest of pony and dragon dolls.
Skystar then grabbed a hold of the pegasus doll in front of Twilight "You're too late Drago-Bullet!" the hippogriff said speaking for said doll, she then picked up Twilight "The train arrives in 1 minute! you'll never save her now!"
"Oh help me "Drago-Bullet!" Skystar said speaking for the unicorn tied to the train tracks, before lifting the purple dragon "Oh yeah well i have a secret weapon and it's called FIRE!" Skystar spoke for Spike before pulling his tail which would usually activate mechanism in dragon dolls which would release a plastic fireball but in this case it released a real stream of fire it melted the pegasus doll and just barely missed Twilight.
Skystar's eyes turned red again, she slapped a claw down on the table again barely missing the unicorn and dragon. Twilight then derailed the toy train Pinkie was in and quickly got out of their, right before they jumped off the table they took off the outfits that were luckily just put over their original clothes since the trio didn't want to run around with those silly outfits.
They ran back over to the dining table where they hid behind on of the table's legs. When Skystar dashed by, Spike placed a foot out and just like last time with Pinkie once one of the princess' hind hoof touched it she tripped and face planted onto the floor.
The creatures then sneaked behind Skystar and were heading for the front door only to suddenly be grabbed by the bird's tail. "Ha, didn't think I could do that did ya!" she taunted
She then brought the trio from her tail to her claw and then walked over to a chest on her dining table, she opened it but right before she could put the trio inside Twilight managed to escape the hippogriff's grasp, she then locked the chest with a key and placed it in her regalia collar.
She then checked her pocket watch with the pink female hippogriff inside, once she placed it back on the shelf she walked over to a pet bed before pressed her claws and hind hooves on the bed before resting on it like a cat. Seeing and opportunity Twilight planned to simply climb up the sleeping giantess, before deciding on a more tactical approach.
She then climbed up to a shelf and scanned it for something useful and laid her eyes one on a giant spool of thread. She tied it around her waist and walked to the edge, it was a long drop but she knew it was either this or getting caught and eaten by Skystar.
See closed her eyes and walked off the edge of the shelf, she also made sure to cover her mouth to stop herself from screaming. Right before she touched the floor of the regalia collar she grabbed the 2 side which luckily didn't make a sound, she then noticed how close the giant key was to the side meaning that if she messed up the giantess would wake up and catch her.
After a lot of planning, tactics and attempts and a bunch of precision, Twilight eventually found the right method and managed to slide the key out of the collar, she placed it around her neck and used the thread to pull herself, what she didn't know was that pulling herself back up to the self would use more thread jumping off the shelf.
So right before she could pull herself all the way up to the shelf the spool ran out of thread, Twilight reacted fast and used the key which was just barley tall enough to reach the shelf.
"You see her?" Pinkie asked bouncing inside the chest "I don't but i know she'll come back for us." Spike claimed before suddenly being hit in the face by the giant key. Shortly after than Twilight slowly and quietly got both her friends out of the chest.
As Spike and Pinkie climbed down the table Twilight, who was still on the dining table tripped on a tea cup coaster causing her to flip the cup and spoon over, the tea cup breaking in half and the spoon loudly rattling, and of course this woke Skystar up.
The giant hippogriff eyes turned red again, as she turned her claw into a giant meat tenderizer and brought it down on the unicorn even though the tenderizer directly hit her she ended up between the spikes which allowed her to escape from under it.
"HEY YOU GET BACK HERE!" Skystar yelled as Twilight climbed onto the giant cork of a bottle before opening it which launched her out a nearby window, and skipped across a small pond, right before Skystar brought down the tenderizer which shattered the glass bottle.
The giant hippogriff crashed right through the castle wall which injured both her wings and also made the foundation of the stone structure. She then slammed both her claws down which resulted in a bunch rock spikes coming out of the ground and almost reaching Twilight.
While Pinkie and Spike were already climbing down the beanstalk unaware that the giantess was after them, they still knew they had to chop down the beanstalk. The unicorn on the other hand hid behind a tree and when the hippogriff ran by she placed a hoof out and just like the other 2 times when one of her hind hooves touched it she fell and faceplanted onto the grass.
Twilight had finally made onto the beanstalk and slide down it as Skystar still enraged climbed after her. Once she had climbed to the bottom she found Pinkie trying to chop down the beanstalk with a axe heated up by Spike's fire. The unicorn grabbed Spike, pulled his tail, and he released a stream of fire that managed to cut down the beanstalk.
As Skystar fell the trio hid under what remained of their house that was destroyed by the beanstalk, and when the hippogriff hit the floor i knocked them away. But it wasn't over cause when Twilight looked up she found giant stone blocks falling from the clouds.
With no protection they all kind of just ran around, eventually the giantess pocket watch fell along with the 3 sized fish tanks and the crowded fish tank from the kitchen. As soon as the ladders touched the ground and shattered, it revealed that the pink hippogriff inside wasn't a part of the clock and was actually alive.
As for the schools of fish instead of flopping around they instead transformed back into hippogriffs which explained why they were staring at the trio earlier. The next thing that happened was really unexpected no something didn't fall from the clouds but instead the pony selling raw beans from town flew over to the place, he then took off all his accessories revealing that he wasn't a pony but a purple hippogriff with a light blue mane.
"I was wondering where those magic beans went I'm Seapspray!" the hippogriff said which got him confused looks from the trio "The military leader of the hippogriffs during the war." he added which didn't change the creatures expressions "I was at some point part of the nation leaders along side Bulletproof and Frostbite."
"Oh I remember now!" Twilight said "Wait so why do you have magic beans?" she asked
"Well you see the amount of power Skystar had with the pearl basically mentally corrupted her, after she destroyed Mount Aris, turned almost the entire population into schools of fish, and took just back into the clouds she had plans to conquer all of Equestria so I created a spell that'll look her away in the clouds but the spell couldn't be completed without a key and since Mount Aris had already been destroyed I've decided on 3 random beans." Seaspray explained
"Now come on every griff lets go try and negotiate with the other 2 leaders of Equestria." The military griff said before flying off.
"Is she dead?" Pinkie asked walking over to the fallen giantess, Twilight then put her ear up to the giant hippogriff's chest "Nope, heart still beating, I wonder-" the unicorn trailed off, she reached for the pearl in the princess' regalia collar but when she did jelly fish tentacles wrapped around her body and started shocking her, when Pinkie and Spike tried to help, the dragon somehow got electrocuted by one and Pinkie and squeezed by one.
Twilight eventually manged to pried the Pearl Of Transformation out of the collar and once she did it shrunk back to it's original size about the size of a football. When she rubbed it a small stream of light came out and when i hit a dead crop it turned it into a plant that sprouted a single tomato.
She saw and opportunity here she then continued to rub it and eventually they restored the entire farm the grass was green, the water was back and clean and finally all the food crops and cotton plants were. In the end the trio decided to turned the ground under Skystar into a cloud which then floated up and took her back into the clouds.
While Spike and Pinkie were in town selling food crops, tomatoes, potatoes, corn etc Twilight had decided to mark some things off her bucket list she was currently on go fishing and the first fish you catch you keep as a pet. She made a fishing rod out of a stick and string and used a worm as a bait.
After a while of waiting Twilight felt something tugging on the rod, since this fishing rod was homemade she couldn't reel it in so she had to pull on the stick. When she successfully pulled the fish out of the water it was small, not what the unicorn expected it was a white fish with a purple fins.
"Oh aren't you a cool looking fish think i'll name you Nova!" Twilight exclaimed before putting the small fish into a plastic bag.
Author's Note
I decided to add lore to this since i don't want this to be a simple retelling of Mickey and the Beanstalk
Inspirations: Mickey And The Beanstalk (Sterling Holloway Version), Looney Tune's Beanstalk Bunny and Magpie Pony Pinkie Tales : Applejack And The Beanstalk
I'm sorry I just had to remove the Golden Harp stuff from the story i just don't she Twilight, Spike and Pinkie as the
Twilight Sparkle And Friends
Canterlot and Ponyville, both places had been covered in posters either advertising Triple Layer Vanilla, Strawberry, Chocolate Ice Cream Cake or The Pal Festival. Whoever put these poster didn't do a very good job because the smeared glue on the back and front of it which would make the posters very hard to remove.
The Pal Festival was an event held by the rulers of Equestria Bulletproof an immortal unicorn that doesn't stay dead, Seaspray the former military leader of the hippogriffs and now political leader and Frostbite a frost dragon, the military and political leader of the dragons.
In a small unnamed village, 2 bill posters, more accurately billboard and flyposter installers Spike the dragon and Pinkie Pie were walking through the entrance both whistling a tune , both carrying a mop and a bucket of glue. Both creatures were wearing overalls and Pinkie wore a yellow top hat with a brown band.
This was their first attempt at trying to start a successful bossiness without their friend Twilight Sparkle. While the pony and dragon have had a few smaller sponsors in the past when they first started The Drake-Pony Poster Service the Pal Festival and Equestria's Ice Cream was the duo's first big sponsor.
As they continued to walk through the village, still whistling the tune, the duo settled into a area with a windmill and a barn and as they did they unintentionally scared away 3 fillies playing ball "Well here we, lets start with a billboard and I know exactly where!" Spike said looking at a blank billboard.
Pinkie then reached into her mane and pulled out a ladder, it was already pretty tall but not tall enough to reach the blank billboard she then pulled it upwards which extended the ladder and allowed it to just barely reach the platform on the billboard.
Spike stepped onto the ladder, but once he got to the extended part of the ladder it suddenly fell and as a result the dragon's head fell on the first part of the ladder and as a result his neck almost got crushed between the first and second part of the ladder.
"Pinkie you forgot to secure the second part of the ladder." Spike complained "Oh sorry about that!" Pinkie responds before flipping a switch with locked in and secured the extended part of the ladder. This time Spike let Pinkie step onto the ladder first before following after her.
"Of course with a blank billboard like this we should advertise The Pal Festival, Pinkie got the glue?" he asked the pony "Right the glue!" But when she reached behind to grab the bucket of glue it was gone. They both looked around and Spike spotted the bucket rolling into a cave, wooden boards on the cave had fallen off and it had a lot of danger sings.
"Yeah i'm not going in their" Spike stated as the duo walked up to the eerie cave, "Well one of us has to go in their if we want to retrieve that bucket of glue."
"Fine then, lets decide this with rock paper scissors!" Spike declared they did this only for both of them to get paper, they tried again both of them chose rock and again they both chose paper, they went a few more times, they both somehow manage to choose the same option.
"Okay how about we turn around so we don't see what the other is choosing!" Pinkie suggested, they both turned around making sure they weren't look at the other and when they turned back around to present their options they both ended up choosing scissors.
"Okay if we get the same thing this time i swear to Bulletproof-" Spike trailed off before they both closed their eyes and turned around but just like all the past time they both got the same thing this time it was paper. This made Spike completely lose it he started throwing air punches, then did his fighting pose and finally laid on his chest and started banging his claws and legs on the ground causing dust to form.
"Guess we both have to go into this cave." Pinkie stated before grabbing Spike by the overalls and dragging him into the cave. Once inside the cave the spotted the bucket of glue, which had rolled near a rock shaped like a stump. The duo approached it, but as soon as they did they a Ursa Minor come out of the darkness.
Pinkie quickly grabbed the glue bucket and ran off, Spike on the other hand ended up getting mauled by the Ursa Minor, but luckily he managed to slip away and catch up to the earth pony. Once they were both out of the cave Pinkie pulled metal boards out of her mane and then bolted them to the entrance, so when the Minor reached the entrance it left dents shaped like its body.
Once that near death experience was over, Spike having gotten some scales ripped off, a piece of a back spike broken and pieces of his overalls torn off. The pony and dragon climbed back up the ladder onto the billboard platform, opened the bucket of glue, smeared glue on the blank billboard, smeared glue on the Pal Festival poster and finally placed the poster on the billboard.
They both the climbed down and Pinkie put the ladder back into her mane. They then walked back to where they started the area with a barn and windmill and planned out their next move.
"Alright here's the plan you take that that one" Spike informed the earth pony pointing to the windmill "And i'll take this one!" he said pointing to the barn, Pinkie giggled "Okie dokie lokie Spike!"
Pinkie altered between whistling humming and singing her tune as she walked over to the windmill, rolled the ice cream cake posters down her legs, threw the bucket of glue in the air, caught it with her hoof before placing it down and finally started dunking her mop into it.
When she intended to place her mop against the wall she accidentally placed it against one of the windmill blades right as it was going past her and stuck to it, so when Pinkie rolled out her poster and went to grab it she was surprised and confused when she saw it was missing.
She for some reason checked under her glue bucket and of course it wasn't their, when she placed it down, the handle got caught on another one of the windmill blades. Pinkie shrugged placing both her hands up only to suddenly have the mop in her hand which in reality, the windmill blade had just circled back around.
Once she realized her mop was back she freaked out and dropped it only to brush it off with some laughter. When she picked it up the windmill blade with the glue bucket circled back around, knocked her top hat off and balanced itself on her head.
When Pinkie found herself dunking her mop into her top hat she freaked out, accidentally tossing her mop aside. She then took the bucket off her head to scratch it but when she heard a clang and looked up she found her glue bucket unfortunately it tipped over and spilled glue on the earth pony making her look like an elephant
Spike dunked his mop into his glue bucket, while humming his tune, but unknowingly to the drake a airship landed a few miles from him and out came a purple unicorn with a broken horn.
Enter Tempest Shadow she was the commander of the Storm King's army but after he was defeated she became the new leader of his army and once hearing that the hippogriffs had made peace with the ponies and dragons she had hatched a new plan.
Now instead of just going to war with the hippogriffs again to rule over and enslave them, now her plan was to steal the magic from The Big 3 Bulletproof, Frostbite and Seaspray and take over Equestria she scheduled her attack during the Pal Festival where The Big 3 would be present at.
She walked through the village getting flashbacks of the incident she had that broke her horn before coming across a Pal Festival poster, this enraged her she then released an electricity blast that reduced the poster to ashes. She then spotted Spike smearing glue on a poster, so when he lifted it about to stick it to the wall Tempest disintegrated it to ashes.
"What in Frostbite's name is going on here?" Spike asked realizing he was just smearing glue onto the wall. The unicorn behind him then decided to zap the head of his mop so when the drake looked at his mop he found ash in place of the head.
He then turned around and saw Tempest and before she had anytime to react the dragon hit her with the mop and knocked her into a shed that locked itself, he then laughed at the unicorn and taunted her by waving his claw up and down to resemble a tongue.
Pinkie whistled and then sung her tune while she dunked her mop into the glue before smearing it on the wall of the windmill and then on the Ice Cream Cake poster but when she placed it on the wall most of it got caught on the windmill blade which took it away. Confused she looked around and even somehow managed to put her head under her legs to check.
She looked behind the windmill and of course she found nothing, she shrugged again putting both in her arms in the air but instead of getting the poster back in her hand she got it stuck to her face. When she pulled it off, she ended getting the poster wrapped around her chest. She opened her eyes with a pop and then managed to wiggle her arms out of the glue covered poster around her chest.
She tried to pull down one side of the Ice Cream Cake poster left then right, getting frustrated she did the same thing only this time more aggressively. She then jumped out of her overalls but not wanting to leave them behind she jump back into them which brought the poster down to near her hooves.
She then tried to shake the poster off one of her hooves, and once it was off the earth pony didn't notice that her horse shoe had come off. As Pinkie was walking away the wind blew the poster towards her, causing the pink pony to step back into her shoe which caused her other hoof to stick to the poster.
As a result she face planted in a pile of animal hair, she then circled her legs around her body which allowed her to jump back up. She then started kicking both her hooves to try and get the poster off, once it came off her horseshoe, leaving only a stain of glue on the bottom of her shoe.
Pinkie then brushed her hands off while laughing and walking back to the windmill only for one of its blades to hit her in the back of the head knocking both her hands and chin into the Ice Cream Poster as also got her face covered in glue, she then opened of her eyes with a pop.
Spike was humming his tune while smearing glue on the back and front of the Pal Festival poster to hang it up, Tempest carefully took off on of the wooden boards of the shed that was just big enough for her to escape through.
She then walked over to the piles of Festival posters the drake was standing on and zapped them reducing them to ashes and causing Spike to land head first into his bucket of glue. Some glue had already fallen on his chest but when he pulled the bucket off his head it revealed his head was coated in a bucket shaped gelatin like coating that liquefied after a few seconds.
Without any hesitation the dragon started hitting Tempest with his mop, it even got to the point where the head of the mop broke off. Suddenly the unicorn destroyed his mop and pulled out a black orb with a green crystal inside out of nowhere. "You see this?.. this is what i'm gonna use to take over Equestria and I'm more than willing to test it on you." Tempest said as she pinned Spike against the wall.
"I'm sure we can talk things out." Spike said nervously as he backed up against the wall. The dragon suddenly found his arm near a small hole in the wall seeing and opportunity here he started circling one of his fingers around the hole which seem to confuse and even disgust Tempest, Spike then proceeded to uppercut the orb out of her hand that landed on a wheel barrow that got encased in obsidian.
She then tried to zap Spike but he dodged by moving aside before running away and diving into a stack of hay which was then disintegrated by another electric blast. Tempest started chasing him, she tried to grab him a few times and destroyed a lot of things in the village.
Spike eventually reached the windmill where he stepped right over Pinkie who then got electrocuted Tempest. The second time the dragon came around the windmill he jumped on the earth pony's tail and head before grabbing on of the machine's blades.
"Golly!" Pinkie exclaimed before getting electrocuted again causing her to jump up and grabbed onto a different windmill blade. Tempest constantly electrocuted them whenever she had the chance at some point a zap hit Pinkie's mane which lit fireworks in her mane which alerted a nearby police station.
Pinkie was reading a newspaper which had the headline of unicorn arrested and faced with more than assault charges after shocking discovery.
"That's it NEVER AGAIN!" Spike declared as threw away all their left over Ice Cream Cake and Pal Festival Posters, and buckets of glue.
"Huh had no idea we just stopped not only a war crimnal but also another Equestrian war." Pinkie thought before looking over at Spike "I'm gonna call Twilight and tell her we need a new business plan." the dragon declared
Author's Note
Yeah unlike most of the movie characters, I don't have a set role for Tempest one off or persistent, the setting of Billposters just reminded me of Tempest's unnamed village.
And remember Twilight and her friends are just normal civilians in this universe
Twilight Sparkle And Friends
Once Upon A Zeppelin (The Sky Whalers)
In the skies of Equestria and far beyond Ponyville, Canterlot and even the Dragonlands was zeppelin with a 3 creature crew. The zeppelin was named the P.A.L which stood for the Powered Adventurous Loner. On the poop deck of the zeppelin a telescope stuck out of a barrel looking a little for a while before retreating into the barrel. A purple drake then popped out of the barrel "Been flying for miles probably beyond Equestria and not a single sky whale in sight!"
He then reached into his sailor cap and grabbed a sandwich and when he lifted up the bread he found only a single slice of baloney inside "Oh boy baloney my favorite!"
He licked his lips but right before he could take a bite of his baloney sandwich he got attack by a flock of seagulls, although most of flock gave up and flew away after Spike shooed them away 2 grabbed onto his sandwich and managed to rip half of it off
"YOU VARMINT, YOU MAGGOTS I'LL KILL YOU-SCRAM, get out of here" he said off grabbing his telescope to fight off the same 2 seagulls. The dragon have had some bad experiences like how trips to the beach most of the time end with his bad luck causing seagulls to eat his food or how he very faintly remembers using them as a substitute for doves for some kind of magic trick that involved food safe to say it didn't go well.
While Spike was fighting off these 2 aggressive seagulls with his telescope a pelican behind him sitting on a beam spotted the half a sandwich he was holding behind his back, it then grabbed the rest of the baloney sandwich and dropped it into its mouth.
"I'LL MURDER YOU!..Frostbite darn filthy birds." He then ended up biting into nothing, turned around and saw the pelican. "So you too, you Bulletproof darn pelican!" he forced the bird's beak open only for a fish to come out and spray him with water.
Meanwhile on the lower deck Twilight was holding a bucket of water and was ready to dump it overboard, but right before she did she dunked her finger into the water and lifted it up to check which direction the wind was blowing, after making sure the wind would blow the water away from her rather then towards her she launched the water out.
Although the water at first went the direction she wanted forward and then down a gold gust of wind blew it back onto the zeppelin so when Twilight was walking away with the empty bucket, the water lands back in the bucket causing her to face plant into it.
"Huh?" confused she shrugs it off, grabs the bucket and then does a 180 with the bucket which launches the water. The unicorn looks behind her to make sure the water doesn't come back, the water then somehow mange to curve around the pony and goes through a window landing back in the bucket causing her to drop her captain hat in and then sit on it.
While she had heard of things like magic stones, magic potions, magic beans, magic books, magic artifacts, magic places, and magic portals she never heard of magic water or magic wind, since Twilight was pretty sure that the wind wasn't blowing her back but blowing her forward.
"Ohhh!" she says angrily then grabbing her hat out of the bucket and putting it on which just pours water onto her face. She then puts the bucket under her legs before launching the water again she walks away and make sure it doesn't come from the other, but instead it comes out a hornpipe and back into the bucket Twilight was holding behind her back which splashed her in the back, created a puddle and knocked her hat into the bucket this time upside down.
"Humph!" Twilight said angrily wiping the water of her face and dumping out the small amount of water in her hat. She then grabs the bucket dashes forwards, spins it around a few times does a 360 and throws the entire bucket overboard. Twilight looks back and sees it coming back like boomerang.
She runs away as the bucket and water separate from each other and then sandwich her head the water hitting her in the back of the head and the bucket in the front of her head. The unicorn finds the bucket still full of water around her neck followed by her spraying water out of her mouth onto the zeppelin's floor.
"Any whales around here HUH, Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!...A WHALE, A WHALE!" Spike cheered ringing the bell bell above hs barrel having spotted a red sky whale snoring near a mountain.
"A sky whale?" Pinkie asked just having just finished a Triple Layer Vanilla, Strawberry, Chocolate Ice Cream Cake she stood up only to bump her head on the harpoon cannon which then smacks her in the rear. When she starts throwing air punches the cannon falls back down and hits the earth pony in the head again. "COME ON FROSTBITE DARN IT SHOOT!"
"We can't let it just sit there give it the harpoon come on, come on, hurry up will you, come on you big ninny!" Spike ordered as Pinkie loaded the harpoon into the cannon poured gun powder into the fuse hole, twisted a rope into it as the fuse, lit a match, lit the fuse and covered her ears.
But when the fuse completely burned and disappeared into the cannon, the harpoon didn't fire "Go ahead and shoot you dumbell!" Spike said "Aye aye drake!" Pinkie responded
She then looked into the cannon, took her hat off to try and fan the flame when that didn't work she tried fanning it by blowing into the cannon but since that failed as well she stuck her hand into the cannon and accidentally pushed out the rope and replaced it with her index finger.
Mistaking her finger as the piece of rope she twisted it, lit a match and then set it on fire. After a few seconds she felt the pain, pulled her finger out and tried to blow it out before sticking it into her mouth which took out the flame and even caused her to breath out a little bit of fire.
"HURRY UP!, HURRY UP! FIRE FIRE!" Spike ordered as Pinkie lit another rope fuse but the part where she light the matches n her shorts caught fire "FLAME FIRE, REAL FIRE!" Spike called out
"Real fire?!" Pinkie asked again before looking under her legs and then at her rear noticing that it had caught fire, she panicked imaging a fire alarm ringing as she ran around the zeppelin and was about to sit on a bucket of water but due to the constant shaking of the air ship but to the trio buying it for pretty cheap she ended up sitting on a barrel full of gun powder.
The earth pony tried to pull it off before giving up and covering her ears from a explosion that shot her into the cannon and got her muzzle stuck. She tried to pull her muzzle out as the rope fuse almost completely burned out, but once she did the cannon was pointing up and shot the harpoon in that direction which broke through Spike's barrel and got his head stuck in the bell.
Pinkie then grabbed the bucket of water she was gonna sit on earlier and poured it on the cannon with brought it back "HEY! what are you trying to do down there, COME ON, COME ON HURRY UP!" Spike commanded as Pinkie loaded a anchor into the cannon thinking it was a spare harpoon, lit another rope fuse and once it burned out it destroyed the cannon and launched the anchor.
Pinkie giggled "What a shot, what aHHHHHHHH!" she yelled as a rope tied to the anchor which hit the mountain wrapped around her hoof and left here hanging by her horse-shoe right above the sky whale "HELP, HELP!" the earth pony called out. "Hold on i'll save you i'll save you!" Spike said grabbing a backpack and then running along the rope towards Pinkie.
By the time the dragon got to the earth pony her hoof slipped out of her shoe, which got Spike's face somehow stuck inside it. Pinkie fell right through it's blowhole and ended up inside the sky whale she then noticed the blowhole and then the uvula and thought she could use the uvula to get to the blowhole and get out but once she did she was launched out through the blowhole only to land back down and get just her head stuck in it.
Spike on the other hand was still struggling to get his head out of Pinkie's shoe but once he did it kicked him in the rear and then off the rope which made him start plummeting to the ground, luckily he remembered the backpack he grabbed and pressed a button on it which activated artificial wings although they were a bit rusty since he hadn't use them since they war they still worked fine.
But this just made things worse as the red skywhale spotted him and started racing towards him, he panicked and flew back towards the P.A.L although his artificial wings were fast they were no match for the whale since multiple times he was almost bitten or swallowed by it.
"Oh!" Twilight exclaimed as she saw Spike flying away from the sky whale and Pinkie stuck it's blowhole, due to the wind and the whale's constant roaring it was very hard for the unicorn to make out what her friends were saying but knew they were in trouble, she then twisted a lever which lifted the top and below deck up. When Spike made it back into zeppelin the sky whale just broke through the entire thing.
Spike luckily manage to grab Twilight and Pinkie who somehow ended up in a chest but when she come out of it and Spike grabs her she pulls out a yellow fish "NOW I'VE GOTCHA he it is!" she then looked at the fish "Gawrsh it must've shrunk!"
Shortly after that once they got back to Ponyville they cashed in the yellow fish and it turns out to be a rare type of fish it wasn't yellow but instead golden and it was worth a lot of money which the trio received.
Author's Note
I always found it strange that Mickey doesn't speak in The Whalers which is why I only made Twilight make vocal effects
Twilight Sparkle And Friends
Spike the dragon and Thorax a non-anthro changeling jumped into the container which caused the walls to fall, they both found a light blue present with a brightly colored bow labeled as Las Pegasus and when they unraveled the bow a explosion of colors happened.
A sound wave appeared with a background of constantly changing colors, the sound wave then changed into a bright orange guitar and shortly afterward turned into a fiddle. During the fiddle phase the duo started dancing around and even twirled claw in hoof.
The fiddle then changed into the horn of a trumpet, near the end of this phase as Spike and Thorax were jumping around they crashed into each other right as the trumpet turned back into the orange guitar. Getting curious he went to grab the guitar only for it to briefly change into a drum before back to the trumpet.
The trumpet turned out to be brief as well as the instrument changed into a guitar except this one was brown rather than bright orange, Spike went to grab it again only for it to move up, Thorax came back over and also got curious about the guitar and when he grabbed it turned into a actual physical guitar.
The empty sound wave then switched back to the trumpet and when Spike tried grabbing the horn to turn it into a physical trumpet he was then pulled into the horn and then turned into the sound wave.
After a lot of weird sound wave imagery and indescribable pain Spike had to go through, the drake was then inflated into what looked like and resembled a pinata, Thorax then walked up to the dragon pinata and slightly poked it with one of his antlers which caused another explosion of colors.
Out came Spike and a new pony, it was a pegasus mare with a blond and black mane and tail, she wore a black jacket, part of her mane was also covering her eyes and she wore a sombrero, when she popped out Spike ran over and somehow managed to wrap both his arms and legs around Thorax's head,
The pegasus was holding 2 pistols in her hands she fired them into the ground which kept her up in the air, she then fired them around the area which got it covered in smoke before throwing them up into the air still firing and finally caught them in her holsters followed by her taking the sombrero off and bowing revealing that she also wore a large pink bow.
As soon as she saw the dragon and changeling she unraveled her bow pulled the part of her mane covering her eyes back, them closed before tying her mane again.
"Why hello there i'm looking for the creature in charge i'm Sia Songbird Pistols Kate Isobelle Furler Serenade, fans used to call me Songbird Serenade but friends call me Sia" she said as she opened her sapphire-blue eyes while shaking Spike's claw and Thorax's hoof which shook out all the things both creatures were carrying, they were still shaking even after Sia was done hand-shaking them.
"Well nice to meet you Sia i'm Spike and this is Thorax and what do you mean by fans used to?" Spike asked "Oh right i was a member of the pony band Crisp at some point in my life, but after a good career I left the band I tried becoming a popstar alone, but that didn't get me anywhere so I've decided to start my own band and by band I mean trio I was gonna go with Three Lovers (what Sia fans are called).
"But I then realized how silly that would sound so in the end I decided to go with...The Three Caballeros, Caballero which is a term and it simply means cow pony and since cow ponies often wear sombreros.." Sia trailed off
"Here you 2...Spike..Thorax" Sia said throwing Spike an over size sombrero which was big enough to cover both the dragon's and changeling's head and Thorax a smaller one that fit perfectly between his antlers
"See now were three, yes three caballeros!" she then randomly posed for pictures from camera that flashes came out of nowhere which blinded Thorax and Spike,
"We're Three Caballeros, yes Three Caballeros, they say we are birds of a feather!" Sia and Thorax flew, Spike tried to fly only to face plant into the floor.
"We're happy amigos, no matter where he goes, then one, two, and three goes, we're always together!" they started clapping, and casually stepped over Spike. They then stopped right next to each other stacking their sombreros, separated and then grabbed their hats back.
They all then went crazy chasing each other around, hollering, yelling unintelligible stuff and Sia even fired a few shots into the air
"We're three happy chappies, with snappy serapes, you'll find us beneath our sombreros!" They started side stepping (I think), then draped serapes over their arms or hoof in Thorax's case before sinking down and disappearing into their sombreros. They then popped out of nowhere and start going crazy, Sia fried multiple shots in the air, Thorax danced around and Spike stepped on his sombrero.
"We're brave and we'll say so, we're witted as a bit!" Sia reloaded her pistol, put it back in the holster before pulling out a shiny bit.
"WHO SAYS SO!" Spike asked angrily "WE SAY SO!, The Three Caballeros" the other 2 responded Sia for some reason holding the dragon at gunpoint with both her pistols.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh!" they all held that note while leaning backwards, Spike leaned back a little too much and fell on his back "We have the rainbows to guide us!" Sia and Thorax sung as a rainbow starting from one cloud and ending at another spawned over the 3 creatures.
"Guitars here beside us!" Besides Spike appeared a large baritone saxophone instead of a guitar, he moved his claw which turned it into a trumpet which still wasn't the right instrument, he tried a third time which changed it to a string instrument but it wasn't a guitar it was a cello.
"To play as we go!" The pegasus and changeling started strumming their guitars, Spike strummed the cello which wasn't even the right way to play one, mistaking it for a large guitar.
"We sing and we dance, we shout, SWEET BULLETPROOF!" Sia exclaimed "What means Sweet Bulletproof?" Thorax asked never hearing the term due to being a changeling
"Oh, right..." She paused for a surprisingly long time, pointing at, scratching and even hitting her head a few times trying to remember "Actually I forgot what it means" Sia admitted breaking her song style of speech.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The trio suddenly found themselves in the rain with water falling into and filling up Sia's sombrero, then separating into 2 different waterfalls which poured into and filled up Spike and Thorax's sombreros which then poured onto the ground.
"Through fair and stormy weather!" a flash of lightning caused the dragon and changeling to grab onto Sia's chest "We stand close together!"
"Like books on a shelf!" another flash of lightning transitioned the trio of creatures to a large shelf platform, 2 giant books were then set on both edges squishing the creatures together
"Like brothers who bother, we're all for each other the Three Caballeros forever we're saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafe
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!" as they all held that note, leaning backwards the usually one color sky turned into a night sky with stars "We have the stars to guide us!" a large star suddenly fell and hit Spike on the head making him dizzy and cause him to see stars.
"Guitars here besides us!" this time instead of the guitars appearing besides them they fell from the sky and landed next to them matching the color of the player, Spike's purple guitar somehow landed on top of his head, but at least we actually got to play with little to no delay with the other 2 Caballeros.
"We sing and we dance, we shout-" she trailed off for about a second "SWEET FROSTBITE!" Spike exclaimed completing Sia's line "What means Sweet Frostbite?" Thorax asked again "Oh yes I don't know"
Tired of bad luck even in a musical number, smoke came out of Spike's nose he then replaced his sombrero with a horned bull helmet and was ready to charge at other Caballeros, but when he did Sia and Thorax easily dodge him by flying out the way.
The Caballeros then went crazy again Sia fired a few shots into the air having before seemingly running out of bullets, she then started throwing multi-colored confetti into the air while Thorax was dancing around and Spike played his muzzle like a flute
"We're the Three Caballerossssssssss-" Spike and Thorax couldn't hold the note any longer so they took their sombreros off and bowed but were very confused on how or why Sia was still holding the note, Thorax turned himself into a ladder, Spike climbed it and then splashed her with water which didn't do anything.
Thorax turned back to normal, pulled out a spray bottle of weed killer and sprayed Sia in the face which didn't make her move a inch. Spike came back with a coffin and Thorax pushed her in but when they carried it away the pegasus somehow fazed through it.
Thorax turned himself into a saw and Spike used it to cut the floor under her only for the floor the dragon and transformed changeling were standing on to fall which was then replaced by a new floor. Spike placed down a row of 7 flowers and Thorax watered and then sprayed them with plant grow, they then all grew into bushes which combined into a giant wall which was then burned down by the 2 Caballeros which didn't faze her.
They then dropped a crate of random stuff on Sia before running in opposite directions to find a weapon as for the random stuff the only thing that actually hit her was a table cloth. Right before Thorax attacked her with a axe and Spike with a golden cannon the table cloth then seem to shrink.
When Thorax took it off Sia had sunk down and disappeared into her sombrero, Spike then lifted and looked under it his eyes widen and he placed it back down, a large pinata then came out of hat and once it was fully out Sia then popped out. "YEE-HAW I can see both RAINBOWS AND STARS!"
Author's Note
I'll do the whole movie one day (probably as a separate story), but right now I'm just gonna do Panchito's introduction and The Three Caballeros song
Twilight Sparkle And Friends
Owl Well That Ends Well (Pinkie’s Owl)
Author's Note
This episode is basically a reference to the fact that Gummy is Twilight’s pet instead of Pinkie’s. Characters don't use the word Friendship in this universe they us Pal instead hence The Pal Festival, Pal Park and Pal Balloon a reference to one of Mickey Mouse's iconic phrases.
Even though it's a he in the show i'm not gonna have Twilight and Pinkie just assume Owlowiscious' gender since they just met it.
Sorry if the pasting between Magic-Tools is a bit bad, but now that i think about it without the long pauses Mickey Mouse Clubhouse episodes are pretty short
Fun Fact: Climbing up slides was a big part of my childhood and I also don't like anything spicy like ramen
Owl Well That Ends Well (Pinkie’s Owl)
The Castle Of Adventure better know as Twilight’s Clubhouse or the Twilight Sparkle Clubhouse, the unicorn owner of said clubhouse was currently sitting in her purple chair and reading a book about birds.
Since Twilight had given Spike, Rarity, Fluttershy and Gummy all a nice formal vacation she had the clubhouse all to herself meaning that she could mark stuff off her bucket list like pick fresh blueberries, use a pogo stick for the first time and was currently learning about birds.
She then heard a noise that she first brushed off as just in her head but each time it repeated it got louder and seemed to actually becoming from somewhere, the sound as it got louder it also seem to sound like one of those smartphone ringtones. Twilight eventually put her book down, pulled the lever on her chair which put down the led recliner and looked to the side.
“Huh didn’t even know that thing had a sound or purpose.” Twilight thought as she found that the smartphone ringtone was coming from a blue screen in the wall with 4 individual colored squares purple, yellow, pink and green as its normal default image.
Once Twilight got up from her chair and walked over to the screen she pressed a red button on the bottom which mad the 4 default squares disappear and a highly distorted, broken up, brown image took it’s place. She tried to make out the image but it was too messed up to see so she pressed the red button which made the image slightly clearer but still pretty hard to make out.
The unicorn pressed the red button again, except this time the image started to take shape its height was pretty tall and it had wings. She pressed the button one last time which finally revealed the image it was a picture of a owl but this image seem to be a cut out stock image of an owl, all of a sudden the 2 short mechanical claws on top of this screen started clapping and followed by a blast of confetti right in her face.
Speaking of claws, after Twilight wiped the confetti off her face and the short mechanical claws stopped clapping a long claw reached for the castle's front door and opened it for Pinkie coming in with a nest on her head that seem to have a brown pom-pom inside.
"Pinkie why are you here I thought you were gonna go help Cheese Sandwich at his party shop? Twilight asked the pony "Well while I was heading their I found something cool and knew i had to show it to you, guess what it is?" Pinkie exclaimed pointing at the nest on top of her head
"A nest?" Twilight answered "No you filly silly it's a cool hat with a pom pom in it!" Pinkie corrected her, the purple unicorn laughed "Pinkie that's not a hat it's a nest more specifically a birds's nest and the pom pom in it doesn't look like an egg, just looks like a piece of fluff."
All of a sudden the brown pom pom or fluff started moving inside the nest before getting up revealing that it wasn't just a piece of fluff or a pom pom but a owl, while it looked pretty similar to the stock image of it was shorter and looked less threatening.
"Now where did I see that bird?" Twilight thought as she stared at the owl that just woke up.
Flashback
Twilight was on the balcony of the clubhouse using it's telescope to look at the stars, all of a sudden a strange silhouette flew past it. She took her eye out of the telescope and looked around her area only to see the same figure fly past her into the clubhouse.
She took the elevator from the telescope down to the main room of the castle clubhouse and caught a owl perching on a coat rack.
"Hey you're not allowed in here!" Twilight yelled before diving at the bird only for it to fly away when she tried to grab it resulting in the coat rack snapping in half, the owl landed near the Magic-Doer but just like last time she missed the owl and crashed into the gears of the machine causing her to get a bump on her forehead and shortly after that the owl flew out and exited the clubhouse through the front door.
"Eh I can forgive it" Twilight thought then getting snapped out of her thought by Pinkie showing the unicorn the owl perching and resting in her hands before it snuggled against her face "I think it likes you Pinkie what are you gonna name it?"
"Huh hadn't thought of that, uh let's see here Owl...owl what..Owlcool no...Owlbird no not that either." Pinkie muttered before thinking of the first thing that came to her mind which was a Triple Layer Vanilla, Strawberry, Chocolate Ice Cream Cake which was delicious "OWLOWISCIOUS!" she exclaimed
"Well hi Owlowiscious i'm Twilight Sparkle." the unicorn introduced "Who" the owl seem to ask "I'm Twilight Sparkle you know leader of the club!" she explained "Who" Owlowiscious seem to ask again which made one Twilight's eye twitch.
"Look at it go!" Pinkie said as it flew out of her hands and landed and perched on Twilight's purple chair, when the duo walked over to grab it, it then flew over to a giant lever and somehow it had enough weight to pull it all the way down to the last light.
"UH OH!" they both exclaimed in union followed by the room switching to the kitchen, luckily they both jumped out of the rotating room before they were trapped under the kitchen.
Owlowiscious then flew and landed on the handle of a toaster with launched out 2 perfect slices of toast, landed on a piece of ham that rolled along the counter and finally the owl landed on a spoon that launched the ham and the piece of cheese. The mechanical claws then grabbed the ingredients, raised a crystal tile to use as a table where they all fell and made a sandwich.
"Yummy a ham and cheese sandwich!" Pinkie exclaimed before grabbing the sandwich and eating it in one bite which left Twilight extremity confused "Tasty!" the earth pony commented before spitting out the bone from the piece of ham.
The owl the landed on the sink handle which released a stream of water then sprayed both Twilight and Pinkie in the face. "Here birdy, birdy" Pinkie said as they ran over to the sink to grab only for it to fly away and land on the lever again. "NOT AGAIN!" they both said union again
"I've got it, no i've got it!" Twilight then Pinkie said as they jumped up and attempted to grab Owlowiscious while the room was rotating from the kitchen back to the living room.
Twilight tries to grab it when it lands on the purple bean bag only to miss and when Pinkie tries she slips on the pink one and sits down on the purple one.
Owlowiscious goes back to he purple chair and starts flying from armrest to armrest, Twilight tries to grab it only to sit down in the chair followed by Pinkie trying and landing in the unicorn's lap "Embrassing!" she comments. As the owl keeps on flying around the clubhouse the duo start chasing it around the slide before crashing into each other.
"Now where did it go?" Pinkie asked as she and Twilight rubbed the back of their heads, they looked around he room and didn't seem to find the owl. After a while of waiting and hoping Owlowiscious would just come out of its hiding spot the owl then came down the slide.
"Uh Twi I think Owlowiscious is sad" Pinkie stated noticing the sad expression on the owl's face when it landed and perched on Twilight's hand.
"Hey Pinkie where did you find Owlicious nest?" Twilight asked "Well while on the trail to Cheese Sandwich's shop I found a large tree and saw the nest and thought it was a hat." the earth pony explained
“Well if that's the case we better need some tools, TO THE MAGICDOER!” Twilight said which scared Owlowiscious causing him to fly over, land and perch on Pinkie's shoulder
“Magic-Hey, Magic-Hi, Magic-Ho… Magic-Ready, Magic-Set, HERE WE GO! ”Twilight started singing
“We’re a thinking and a solving working throughers.” she sung as she hopped across 3 crystal tiles to the right side of the room.
“Magic-Me, Magic-We, Magic-Doer” she sung as she hopped across 2 big crystal tiles to the left side of the room.
“Magic-Me, Magic-We, Magic-Doer” she repeated hopping to a tall crystal tile on the right side of the room before jumping off it.
Landing on another one, doing a one hand handstand before flipping of and landing on the tile in front of the Magic-Doer
A flying screen with ears, horn and wings suddenly flew by.
“Oh Toodles it’s time to get to it show us the Magic-Tools to help us do it” Twilight sung as Toodles inserted himself into the Magic-Doer.
“Magic, Meeska, Magic-Doer.” Twilight said which made a green gear, pump and pony ears become visible on the Magic-Doer
”Here are your Magic-Tools” the machine said before pulling up a screen.
"A pogo-stick bouncy, a pair of tweezers for picking things, a small blanket cozy. a dozen blueberries yum, and finally the mystery Magic-Tool that's a surprise tool that'll help us later!"
"Toodles has the tools, the herd gets the tools so when we need them Toodles will bring them, he's here and meedles and yoodles and all we have to say is Oh Toodles! all we have to say is Oh Toodles!" Toodles then wiggles his ears before flying away.
"Come on Twi lets go take Owlowiscious back home to the large tree in the forest!" Pinkie says walking towards the front door. "Hang on Pinkie first we have to look through to telescope to find the large tree in the forest say telescope...TELESCOPE!" both ponies yelled which activated a mechanism that turned the large tile under them into a elevator that took them to the roof where the telescope was.
"Alright gotta find a large tree." Twilight repeated a few times out loud before continuing to repeat in her mind as she looked into the telescope and landed on a lake.
"Nope that's just a lake" a few moments later she landed her eyes on a playground "Nope that's just the Pal Park" she said before moving the telescope over a little and spotted a large tree in the middle of the forest.
"Um Twilight how are we gonna get Owlowiscious from the clubhouse all the way to the large tree in the forest?" Pinkie asked "Easy we can just take The Pal Balloon you know the purple balloon behind that crystal door." Twilight claimed pointing that said door.
The duo then took the elevator back down to the castle before leaving the castle and making their way to the small tower with a crystal door except when Pinkie tried to open the door it didn't seem to budge, she put both her legs against the door and tried to pull it open only for her to lose her grip and crash into something with a loud bang,
"Oh yeah forgot I put this here to stop Spike from using it too much." Twilight admitted showing Pinkie a notepad besides the door that required the unicorn's signature to open.
"Pretty sure I've got a quill in here somewhere" Pinkie claimed as she reached into her mane and pulled out a bunch of random things which include of a toolbox, a box of jelly donuts, a cupcake, a wooden bat with splinters on it, a wooden club, a bunch of wooden boards, a clock, a watch and a bell.
"You know what Pinkie instead of trying to find a quill in your mane how about we just use one of Owlowiscious feathers." Twilight suggested she then grabbed one of Owlowiscious wings but when she grabbed a feather only half of it came off it wasn't even the part with the tip.
"Looks like we might need a tool" Pinkie stated "Right you are Pinkie everypony say Oh Toodles...OH TOODLES!" both ponies yelled.
Pinkie's mane suddenly rustled a bit and Toodlles shortly came out of it, he flew around a little and looked at Owlowiscious "Who" the owl seem to ask "That's Toodles he brings us our tools." Twilight explained "Who" the bird ask again, Twilight eye twitched again she then face palmed herself.
"Alright a pogo-stick, a pair of tweezers, a small blanket, a dozen blueberries, and the mystery Magic-Tool, which one can we use to pluck a feather from Owlowiscious?" the unicorn asked .
"How about the pogo-stick!" Pinkie suggested which was followed by Toodles showing the pogo-stick just bouncing against the owl's wing "That's not gonna work" Twilight said trying to keep in her laughter in "The pair of tweezers should work the best."
Once Toodles handed the pair of tweezers to Twilight she carefully approached one of Owlowiscious wings and plucked a feather from it, it was a clean pluck not a single part of the feather was missing, she wrote her signature which then dissapred into the paper and opened the crystal door which allowed the duo to hop inside the basket and deploy the Pal Balloon.
"This balloon sure is handy!" Pinkie comments, Twilight giggles "That's why it called The Pal Balloon!" she responds. After a while of flying over lots of trees with the large one no where in sight they spot a flock of birds flying towards the Pal Balloon "Uh oh time to steer!" the unicorn states before pulling the rope above her head which brought the balloon down allowing the flock to go under them, before going back up.
All of a sudden, out of nowhere, out of the blue, suddenly, unexpectedly etc Owlowiscious stomach growled, it then placed a wing on it's stomach, opened its mouth and closes its eyes "Twi I think Owlowiscious' hungry got any worms?"
"I don't got any worms but maybe one of our tools can help us feed it everypony say Oh Toodles...OH TOODLES!" Toodles flew up to the Pal Balloon and looked at the owl again "Who" the bird seem to ask again "I've already explained who he is to you Owlowiscious!" Twilight reminded it
"Alright a pogo-stick, ~~a pair of tweezers~~, a small blanket, a dozen blueberries, and the mystery Magic-Tool, which one can we use to feed Owlowiscious?"
"Can you eat a pogo-stick!" Pinkie asked "That's silly" the unicorn comments as Toodles show footage of the earth pony at a table with the pogo-stick on her plate "I once ate a hubcap!" the earth pony adds which somehow changes the pogo-stick to a hub cap and show her actually taking a bite out of it.
"Aw Pinkie while you might be able to eat a pogo-stick the dozen blueberries are the only edible tool so lets use that." Twilight puts the 12 blueberries in her hand and Owlowiscious eats all them up surprisingly quickly "Yum, yum,yum,yum!" Pinkie comments.
"Whoa look the large tree!" Pinkie exclaims pointing at the said tree, Twilight looks back and finally sees that they've made it to the center or middle of the forest. The unicorn pulls the rope above her head again which brings the Pal Balloon down except this time they hit a part of the sky where there's large gusts of wind so as a result Owlowiscious gets cold and shivers.
"Uh-oh looks like Owlowiscious is getting cold." Pinkie claims "Well that's a new record for having to use another tool everypony say Oh Toodles...OH TOODLES!" the pony screen comes out of a cloud shakes himself off and them flies around a little.
"Alright a pogo-stick, ~~a pair of tweezers~~, a small blanket, ~~a dozen blueberries~~, and the mystery Magic-Tool, which one can we use to keep Owlowiscious warm?"
"The pogo-sti-" Before Pinkie could even finish that sentence Toodles showed footage of the pogo-stick balancing on the owl's head despite this it was still shivering and the wind even knocked it off.
"While it's true that the pogo-stick would cover up Owlowiscious more the small blanket could cover it perfectly and keep him warm." Twilight once handed the blanket then put the small blanket over the bird and after a while it stopped shivering and even cooed.
Twilight and Pinkie were too busy embracing Owlowiscious and thinking about how cute he looked that they failed to notice gusts of wind blowing them towards a tree with pointy branches and once the balloon did the popped dropping the basket and causing the two ponies to start screaming.
Once the basket hit the ground both ponies dizzily climbed out of the balloon which was followed by the owl landing on Pinkie's head "Hey look Twi the large tree!"
Pinkie and Twilight then excitedly raced over to the large tree, but something else they fail to notice was that between the tree and the duo was a cliff.
"Uh Twilight how are we gonna get from here to down to the forest?" the pink pony asked "Well obviously were too high to jump that's for sure." The purple pony responded
"Looks like were gonna need another tool for this everypony say Oh Toodles...OH TOODLES!" Toodles then flew past them even having to make Pinkie move her mane out her face.
"Alright a pogo-stick, ~~a pair of tweezers~~, ~~a small blanket~~, ~~a dozen blueberries~~, and the mystery Magic-Tool, which one can we use to get down to the large tree?"
"The pogo-" Pinkie was then rudely interrupted Twilight slapping her "Sorry Pinkie I knew you've never used a pogo-stick before but you just gotta stop joking about using the pogo-stick." the unicorn stated.
"Now I'm serious this time we can use the pogo-stick" Pinkie countered while rubbing her cheek "The pogo-stick is bouncy so we can use it to jump down to the tree and plus its bounciness should break our fall." she explained
"Well can't argue with you their." Toodles then reluctantly handed Twilight the pogo-stick which Pinkie climbed onto then grabbed the unicorn and placed her on her shoulders, after a while of bouncing in one place the stick then dipped an angle and caused the duo to do a 360 spin and bounce of the cliff Pinkie letting out a holler
"Are you alright Twi" the pink pony asked picking the unicorn up "Yeah i'm fine" she responded even though the pogo-stick had broke to pieces both ponies were alright "While it didn't last long at least I finally got to use a pogo-stick and it was fun that's for sure!"
Pinkie and Twilight approached the large tree unfortunately they couldn't get Owlowiscious to fly to a branch so they tried lifting it up to one, Twilight was too short too reach only being 4ft and Pinkie despite being taller at 6ft couldn't quite reach. "Looks like were gonna need a tool everypony say Oh Toodles...OH TOODLES!" Toodles flew under them but luckily the two ponies managed to jump over him.
"Welp looks like it's time for the mystery magic-tool everypony say Mystery Magic-Tool...MYSTERY MAGIC-TOOL!" it then revealed the mystery tool to be a slide "We've used all of our tools say super ch- you know what we've used all our tools time for noodles." she restated
The duo both find themselves staring at bowl of instant ramen, Twilight frowns when she checks her bowl "Bleh I think mine is spicy here Pinkie you can have it." the earth pony then proceeds to slurp up both bowls of ramen in a instant similalr to the ham and cheese sandwich from earlier.
"Now how are we suppose to get to the large tree with a slide does the opposite of what we want?" Twilight stated "Don't worry Twi I've got just the thing." Pinkie then pulls out a container of chalk powder and puts it on the unicorn's shoes
"Give it a go Twilight!" the earth pony suggests, Twilight takes a deep breath before running at and then up the slide, and finally reaching the nearest branch, when she placed Owlowiscious on the branch it then walked over into a hole in the tree and fell asleep.
"Wait a second!" Twilight muttered as she slid down the slide, reached into Pinkie's mane pulled out a book about birds and flipped to the owl chapter.
"Oh right owls are nocturnal, awake during the night, asleep during the day...welp Pinkie while I walk back to the clubhouse and read this book about birds you go help Cheese Sandwich at his party shop." Twilight concludes before going onto the trail that leads back to the Castle Of Adventure.
"Bye Owlowiscious sleep tight!" Pinkie exclaims before continuing the trail and eventually arriving at Cheese Sandwich's party shop but when she walks to the front door she find a sign saying close, confused the earth pony then checks her watch.
"I've been on that Adventure for 2 HOURS...huh I guess time really does fly." she quipped before slightly frowning and walking back to the Clubhouse.
Twilight Sparkle And Friends
"Dear Spikey I've decided to send my 3 angel sister over to come- ...huh some times I can't read Rarity's writing v-i-s-i-t, visit you Love Rarity, PS: they might be a little much, but i'm sure it nothing you can't handle. " Spike read before looking at the front of the post card which was just an AD for the Carousel Boutique.
Spike and Rarity have been dating for a while and it only made sense for the dragon to start meeting his lover's family members he had already met her parents, but strangely they didn't mention anything about Rarity's siblings so he didn't even know about her sisters until now.
Once Spike was done processing this he heard the doorbell ring "Oh that must be them!" he then walked up to the door and opened it to greet his Sisters-In-Law "Welco-"
Before he could even finish his greeting he was suddenly hit by the door which broke the first layer of the wall leaving a dragon shape hole, he then face planted on the floor and when he looked over and saw a orange pegasus filly, with a purple mane riding on a scooter which was pulling a red wagon with 2 more fillies the first one was white unicorn with a purple and pink mane and the second one was a yellow earth pony with a red mane and bow.
They rode around the room for a little bit, around a small table and then under the drake's piano before coming to a stop. "Hello Big Brother!" they all said in union "I'm Scootaloo" said the pegasus "I'm Sweetie Belle" said the unicorn "I'm Apple Bloom!" said the earth pony.
"Well hello girls, I guess." Spike said he was pretty surprised that instead of mature mares showing up at his door with his goal being to get them to like him, 3 fillies rode into his house and changed his goal from getting them to like him to now having to basically foal sit them.
Something Rarity forgot to mention in her note was that Scootaloo and Apple Bloom were adopted but Spike easily figured that out since there was no way the other 2 fillies could be related to his marefriend, they were only half his height at 2ft and a third of Pinkie's height.
Scootaloo then puled out and blew a whistle "GO LONG!" she exclaimed before throwing a croquet ball, she and the other 2 then pulled out croquet hammers.
Scootaloo was the first one to hit it, Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom chased after the ball and Apple Bloom was the next one to hit it. When Sweetie Belle halted to turn around she ended up crashing into a table and knocking down the vase on it shattering it to pieces.
The ball went back to Scootaloo but when she hit it it flew through a lamp shattering it and hit a shelf causing it to fall off the wall, all the plates and china on it shattering. As the fillies continued to play croquet and break stuff Spike hid under a table.
"No wonder her parents didn't mention anything about sibling." Spike thought, with that though came a worse one "This is a disaster, I don't know how to foal-sit" the croquet ball then knocked down all the books sitting on the table the dragon was hiding under and one of them was a book called Modern Foal-Sitting.
"Musical Games: music often has charms to sooth the mischievous foals." Spike read the first page the book provided him with and next to that page was sheet music of a song called Pop Goes The Weasel. He then came out from under the table, dodged the ball a few times and finally made his way over to his nearby piano.
The drake started by playing a few slow notes with ended up getting the attention of the 3 fillies and made them stop their game of croquet, as he sped up the tempo Sweetie Belle grabbed a bow and a cello, Apple Bloom a accordion and Scootaloo a trombone and started playing along.
"It's going over, now all together girls,1.2.3.4!" Spike said, as Apple Bloom played her accordion with one hand, Scootallo grabbed a apple from a nearby fruit bowl, loaded it into her trombone and shot it at the beam holding the lid of the piano up causing it to fall on Spike's head.
Once he had pulled his head out all 3 fillies started laughing at him, the drake angrily lifted the lid and placed the beam back on before going back to playing Pop Goes The Weasel, as Sweetie Belle played her cello she then pulled the bow back using one of the strings as a crossbow, she then launched it at the beam of the piano followed the same thing happening to Spike.
"Frostbite darn foal" Spike muttered putting his hat back on and reaching for the book. he then flipped to a random page "Never lose your temper in front of the foal..yeah that's right alright girls you better be good!" Spike reminded them, the ponies just looked at each other, confused on how the dragon wasn't mad at them.
"Lets move on now 1.2.3.4!" as they continued to play Pop Goes The Weasel Scootaloo inflated a balloon with the trombone as Scootaloo filled a bag with water and Apple Bloom loaded a toy slingshot. Spike played the last notes of the song at a really fast tempo and then turned around and found the trio doing nothing.
While Spike turned around again to plays the tune again, Sweetie Belle ties the balloon to the bag and Apple Bloom playing the accordion with a hoof shoots a projectile from her slingshot at the balloon cutting the string and causing the water filled bag to fall and burst on Spike.
"WHO DID THAT!?" Spike angrily asked "She did" Scootaloo claimed pointing at Sweetie "She did" Apple Bloom claimed also pointing at Sweetie "They did" Sweetie Belle claimed pointing at the other 2. The trio of fillies suddenly started arguring before bursting into a fight hitting each other and even pulling the other's mane.
Spike muttered something unintelligible, grabbed the book and flipped to a random page and red "Sometimes to calm foals down you must engage with them in their favorite hobby or hobbies"
"Hey you 3 what do you like to do for fun?" Spike asked the trio "Well we have a clubhouse" Apple Bloom started "And in that clubhouse we do all sorts of stuff" Scootaloo added "And the reason why we do all sorts of stuff is because we want to earn out Cutie Marks" Sweetie Belle concluded
"We're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!" the 3 fillies said in union
"Um Apple Bloom are you sure about this?" Spike asked an apple balancing on his head, and finding himself standing in front of a target "Pretty sure this will give me my Arching cutie mark!"
Apple Bloom lined up her shot, Spike closed his eyes, but instead of a sharp pain in his head or anywhere else in his body, he was launched back by a explosion and when he opened his eyes, he found pieces of the apple scattered around the floor, he and most of the room was covered in soot but most importantly he was laying in rubble and in front of him was a huge hole in the wall.
"Huh guess i missed a chapter...about right weapon choice" the apple filly said looking at a pile of arrows with stick of dynamites attached to them, she then checked her flank but didn't find a cutie mark.
Sweetie Belle placed 2 pieces of bread into a toaster, she was going for a perfect toast cutie mark, she set the time and temperature and then waited, although the toaster made a ding noise indicating that the pieces of toast were done they didn't come out, the unicorn tried shaking the toaster to no avail.
"Hey you think you can get the toast out so I can get a perfect toast cutie mark, here use this" Sweetie said handing Spike a fork, the dragon muttered something unintelligible followed by him sticking the fork into the toaster but once he did he was briefly electrocuted and then consumed in a explosion which destroyed the kitchen counter, toaster and left Spike covered in soot.
The unicorn made her way around the rubble and remains of the toaster, she then took a bite of the very burnt pieces of toast, she spat it out a few seconds later before throwing the 2 pieces of toast aside, fianllt she checked her flank found a soot stain but no cutie mark.
Scootaloo constructed a makeshift boxing ring, for the platform she used an old mattress and for the ropes she used lasso rope which weren't known for being elastic or durable, strangely enough the only thing the peagsus got that was actually high quality was the 3 pairs of boxing gloves which didn't seem to have any tears or wrinkles.
The crusaders put on the boxing gloves and climbed into the discount ring, at first it started out as normal boxing with glove to glove combat, the next move that was added was kicking which Spike was pretty sure wasn't allowed in boxing, eventually it just turned into a full out brawl with the crusaders dropping the gloves, hitting each other and pulling each other's manes.
Spike, sighed, face-clawed himself and looked back into the book "When foals fight or brawl often they're just hungry...HUNGRY!" the dragon then ran into the kitchen and pulled out a fresh turkey from the oven "Hey girls food come and get it!"
The crusaders stopped their fight and licked their lips at the same time, they zipped past the drake and grabbed the turkey which left him confused. When Spike looked into the kitchen he found the 3 ponies fighting over the turkey about to rip it apart.
Spike chased the crusaders away from the turkey and gave them a stare to make sure they stayed seated, he grabbed a knife and cut off the 2 legs, and put one on Sweetie and Scootaloo's plate and placed a chunk of meat one Apple Bloom's plate.
"Hey how come they get the legs, is it cause i'm a earth pony" Apple Bloom asked, Spike then reached into the turkey and pulled out a large bone, grabbed the chunk of meat and wrapped around the bone and placed it back on the earth pony's plate.
The crusaders then started reaching across the table for more pieces of the turkey and pieces of bread, Spike try to keep the crusaders under control and when he gets to Apple Bloom he gets his claw stuck between 2 slices of bread which the filly bites, he yells in pain and pulls his claw out only to find it swelling and throbbing red, which gets him laughed at by his sisters.
He then looks under the table, pulls out the foal-care book and flips to the last rule of the book "When all else fails make then show remorse, arouse their sympathy, make them feel bad for you."
Spike then places his head on the table and covers his face with his arm "I've tried so hard...but nothing i do works on you 3...i can't get you girls to behave..i'm a bad big brother" he claimed fake crying and peeking between his fingers to see their reactions.
Sweetie Belle signals the other 2 the huddle and after a bit of whispering, they all nod and Scootaloo walks over to the dragon "Ohh we're sorry big brother we'll make it up to you" the peagsus handing him a napkin which he uses to wipe off his pretend tears.
Apple Bloom reaches into the fridge and finds a slice of apple pie, hands it to Sweetie Belle, the unicorn lifts the crust up and the earth pony scrapes the apple filling out with a butter knife. The apple mare then reaches for a jar of lava brand spicy mustard and pours the entire jar into the pie which looks identical to the apple filling.
"Here Big Brother Spike you want some pie?" Sweetie asked "PIE oh boy do i!" the drake responded, then eating the entire slice in only 2 bites.
Here's a strange fact about dragons, which is also considered a misconception with these creatures, they can't handle anything spicy they might breath fire but just like any other creature they don't have a high tolerance for spice, even Spike who doesn't exactly qualify as a dragon, since he doesn't act like one not that it was a bad thing since there's multiple dragons in society that don't qualify, has the same spice tolerance as any other normal dragon.
"WATER!, WATER!" Spike yelled face turning red and smoke coming out of his nose as he ran into the living room. Sweetie Belle then splashed him with a bucket of water which knocked him back followed by Apple Bloom and Scootaloo dumping an entire tank of water on top of him.
Sweetie then came back with a hose and sprayed the drake causing him to crash into the wall leaving another dragon shaped hole. Scootaloo the rode in on her scooter with a fire extinguisher in the red wagon. Apple Bloom grabbed the extinguisher out of the wagon and then sprayed Spike with it with lifted him up into the air and once the fillies stopped he fell to the floor cold and small icicles under his muzzle.
"Goodbye!" Scootaloo started throwing at water balloon at him, "Big!" Apple Bloom added splashing him with a small cup of water "Brother!" Sweetie Belle completed throwing the foal-care book at him. Scootaloo hopped back on her scooter followed by the other crusaders hopping into the red wagon and finally The Cutie Mark Crusaders rode out the door.
While Spike rubbed the back of his head he looked into the book which was flipped to the last page "After all little foal, colts and fillies are only angles without wings." he read
"Angels...PHOOEY!" his faced turned red followed by him briefly doing fighting pose and then grabbing the book and tearing it too pieces.
Author's Note
This is actually one I've wanted to do more a while since I am planning other Donald and his nephews shorts and no i'll not be doing any Ducktales media the only one i'll do is the first promo where Donald struggles to blow out his birthday candle
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How To Build A House (Featuring The Three Young Creatures And The Big Bad Griffon)
Here's a somewhat unfortunate but also kinda fun fact about life, you just don't get to live in once place for whole life,
Pinkie suddenly found herself sitting in the middle of a scrapyard with a hut made out of scrap metal and a few other materials nearby.
Speaking of finance one reason for this scenario is because the economy needs you cause if ponies and other creature don't make money to get taxed the government of Equestria can go broke, the stock market and crash and every creature loses their jobs and go broke.
It show this in the form of a factory where bottles are by mass produced by many different creatures mainly ponies and dragons, the factory is then slapped with a huge closed sign, shows a steady stock chart plummeting to the bottom and even through the chart.
"Notice Anything?" the narrator asks "Yeah I think this stock chart has a weird red line going through it" Pinkie responds looking at the arrow that had gone through the chart
"Wait a second so you're saying that if I just start financially struggling I don't have to work and even if Equestria's stock market crashes, I'll have nothing to lose meaning that i can just stay in one play for the rest of my life?" Pinkie asked breaking the 4th wall
"Pinkie first of all you're not suppose to interrupt me, second of all you shouldn't start financially cause that just create more problems than just staying in one place and third of all that's besides the point i'm not gonna go in depth about finical stuff since this is suppose to be about something a lot more simpler." Practical Dragon explained
Going back on track you see when you've finally matured enough at the age of 18, above and sometimes even 1 or 2 years under your foalhood ends and your parents sent you on your way to go live a life of your own, think of your foalhood as a free trial and once it ends you have to start paying which is what the real world pretty much is.
This idea is represented by Pinkie celebrating her 18th birthday and as soon as she blows out the candles on her cake her parents then pack her gifts into a suitcase, they then throw her another suitcase full of clothes and other stuff, hand her the cake, dress here in city clothing, then push her out the door and when she walks up to a nearby hot dog stand she is charged 3 bits for it.
"Guess this is the real experience!" Pinkie commented before reaching into her pocket and pulling out 3 bits and handing it to the pony, once getting the hot dog she goes for a bottle of ketchup only to be charged 1 bit, annoyed she hands the pony another bit.
"So you're saying that my foalhood was like a free trial but with most free trials you can just cancel it and then get it again and now you have unlimited free access to the service you're suppose to be paying for." Pinkie explained breaking the 4th wall again.
"Pinkie that's not how free trials work now a days you have to pay in advance and by pay I mean give the company that run the service your card information, I'm just going off the original, dated meaning of free trial which simply means the priod of time a service is free." the orange dragoness explained
When you go out into the real world one of the first thing you want to get is shelter and by shelter I mean something like an apartment or homeless shelter if you don't know what to do with your life yet, but were just gonna be focusing on houses today, while most creatures would just buy their house if you have a practical mindset like me you can just build yourself one.
"If i can just buy myself a house, what's the point of building one and all these extra complicated step?!" Pinkie asked looking at the script "How'd you get that!?" the dragon asked then flying in and snatching the script from her. "Listen cotton candy hair building a house is the whole point of this educational short okay were trying to teach creatures the basic idea of building their own houses."
Step 1: The first thing you'll have to look for when building a house is a strong material something like bricks, stones or rocks I personally built my house out of rocks and stone. The reason you wouldn't want to build your house out of something weak or cheap like straw, hay, stick, twigs, clams, shells, crystals or shards.
This is shown by small piles of each materials appeared around Pinkie before coming together making a strange mixed up house.
Trust me even with all these weak and cheap materials combined it'll sill won't stand a chance against a griffon more specifically The Big Bad Griffon.
The fake griffon which was a badly made horse like figure made out of wood painted blue with yellow accents and armor made out of plastic gold was suddenly destroyed by the swipe of claw which belonged to the REAL Big Bad Griffon "WAIT WHAT!?" the narrator yelled
Practical then flew into the multi-material house which was completely empty except for a single chair in the corner, that's where she found her 2 other friends Snorkler-Griff and Pony-Miner.
"This might be the only time i don't get stopped by or because of Pinkie, which one of you big ninnies brought the actual Big Bag Griffon here?!" she asked, the pony and hippogriff looked at each other "He/She did!" they both claimed pointing at each other.
"They both did!" Ocellus said dropping her disguise as the chair in the corner pointing a hoof between the two creatures "So if you both brought the Big Bad Griffon over here, how did you get him over here without getting eaten?" the dragon asked "Well it was my idea" Miner started "And I executed it" Snorkler added
Flashback
Snorkler and Miner used a blanket covered with feathers from pillows and painted brown as a griffon disguise as they placed the last door on the ground before knocking on the door of his hut before hiding behind a small bush. The Big Bad Griffon answered it he looked down and saw the door, which angered him causing his blue eyes to turn red and bring his claws balled into fists down and smashed it too pieces.
"I hate doors!" he muttered before spotting a whole trail of doors, each made of different materials which extended out and beyond Griffonstone. He then started following, more accurately smashing his way through the trail before eventually ending up where they were filming this short.
"Frostbite darn it!, now I'll have to write a whole new section about the Big Bad Griffon one moment" Practical said grabbing the script and then a pencil.
While griffons themselves do have pretty powerful lungs often able to roar for a good few seconds and able to create powerful gusts of winds they're nothing compared to the roars and occasional gusts of wind from the Big Bag Griffon hence the name Big Bad.
It then shows footage that looks like it was taken on a blog camera which show Gilda the griffon the Big Bad Griffon's sister letting out a roar which manages to blow a few plants out of a garden and ruins the rest. It then shows footage in the same style except this time of The Big Bad Griffon himself coming out of a random griffon's hut before puffing up his chest and letting out a roar which completely blows away the griffon's hut leaving nothing behind.
"I'll soar and i'll roar and i'll BLOW YOUR HOUSE IN!" the griffon threatened cutting back to the short, he the inhaled deeply before letting out of roar which blows away all the weak, cheap materials leaving nothing behind just like the footage of him blowing away the random griffon's hut.
Before the Big Bad Griffon could have a chance to pounce at and attack the creatures Practical pulls a lever which drops a crate on the lionbird followed by a trap door opening under him dropping him into a pit.
Back to the main point of this short what i'm trying to stay make sure to make your house griff-proof with strong materials and for extra layer of protection you should use griff-proof cement and or griff-proof paint but that's besides the point, something else you want to protect yourself from is break ins and robberies.
A group of ponies wearing ski masks bandannas and other accessorizes that cover their faces breaking into Practical's stones and rock house and looting her place for bits and valuable items only to be stopped by Practical turning on her security system which retrieved the bags of stolen goods and chased off the robbers which gunfire, lasers and pies.
Step 2: Paperwork, this is one of the biggest but also most complicated and complex steps of building your own house, in order to get permission from the city, town or area you're building your house in you must fill out and sign lots of paperwork.
Piles of paperwork and contracts appeared around Pinkie, a small pile appear on top of her head, another in her hands and a final one in front of her on a table, and to top it all off a unsharpen pencil appeared in her hand, it was then replaced by a sharpen one but as soon as the earth pony placed it on the first paper the tip broke off, the broken pencil was then replaced by a pen.
Step 3: Buying Land, while I won't be going in-depth about what each paper and contract is covering, one of the most important contracts and papers are about land, it gives you permission to get land but you have to buy it with your own money.
Pinkie finds a empty plot of land and pulled out a shovel but right before she could start shoveling out the grass and dirt, a for sale sign appeared out of the ground.
"Seriously so you're saying that I sign a contract that forces me to buy land, or else I'll end up in legal trouble." the pink pony asked
"Like I said Pinkie I won't be going depth about what each paper or contract covers, that's a whole different topic" Practical countered
Step 4: Here's the practical part, Building The House, once you've bought the plot of land and shoveled out all the grass and dirt you can start on actually building your own house, paperwork check, land check, strong material check, extra layer of protection check.
Pinkie brought over piles of bricks, a bag of normal cement and griff-proof cement and a bucket of griff-proof cement Pinkie poured normal brand cement into the shoveled plot of land, followed by her placing griff-proof cement on the bricks to build the foundation and worked forward from there.
The earth pony settled on a simple layout, a two room house with a living room, and kitchen, complete with a chimney and fireplace.
Step 5: Furniture once you've built and painted your house, you want to decorate it since you don't just wanna be living in a empty house, some pieces of furniture are a necessity like a bed, speaking of necessities while some of these can be built out of your leftover material like a chair others like a fridge and the mattress of a bed must be bought, due to no way of being able to replicate their function out of bricks.
Pinkie built a chair out of leftover bricks and cement, but when she tried the same with the bed it just looked like a rectangle block with a headboard, she thought the fridge would look better only for it to look like a block, and as a result she couldn't open it to store her Triple Layer Vanilla, Strawberry, Chocolate Ice Cream Cake.
She then reached into her mane and pulled out a sledge hammer, and smashed both failed builds to pieces. She then reached into her mane and pulled out a party cannon, opened the front door, hopped in, but on a helmet and next thing she knew the earth pony was at the furniture store.
Step 6: House Upgrades, while the last step was basically the last step this is one you can complete overtime, since you're now a real mare you can get a job and with the money you earn for this you can afford house upgrades you can buy fancier more cosmetic furniture, maybe expand your house.
Pinkie starts building, adding more rooms to her house, replaces the simple brick chair with a fancier one, and decorates her house and walls with paint and fancy decor
Practical places down a sign with reads The End only for her and the sign to be blown away by The Big Bad Griffon who now has a black eye and dented helmet.
Miner sneaks up behind the griffon and attaches a firework to his back and Snorkler instead of lighting the fuse on the fireworks lights his tail fluff.
"Thought a crate and a pit could hold me?!" He yelled, only to find his tail fluff on fire causing him to fly upwards, and start yelling in pain, and once all the fur on his tail was gone the firework's fuse somehow lights and goes off sending the griffon into the sky and blowing up into a firework show, the final one spelling out The End.
Author's Note
Please don't try to correct me on anything of the complicated stuff with a long boring paragraph this is just my way of simplifying it
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Three Young Creatures/Bonus: The Thrifty Dragon
The government of Equestria had decided to run a social experiment and by social experiment they basically meant pick 3 different creatures in this case a pony, hippogriff and dragon, sent them outside of their homelands to the outskirts of ponyville and make them build their own houses.
First up we have the pink female hippogriff with a snorkel, being the only non anthro of the subjects she’s the most naive, inexperienced, airhead, etc due to hippogriffs making peace with the ponies and dragons very recently meaning that she still has a lot to learn and explore about surface world that is Equestria.
“I built my house of clams, I built my house of shells, I play my flute I don’t give a fluke and play around all day.” she claimed putting in the last clam before grabbing the conch shell she used as a flute and started playing it.
Next up we have the male earth pony, with a teal mane and miner outfit, he was your typical earth pony, somewhat of a hard worker and at least puts some effort into his house, since earth ponies often rely on construction companies to built their homes for them.
“I built my house of crystal, I built my house of shards with a hey diddle, diddle I play on the diddle and play all kinds of jigs.” he said hammering in the last shard of crystal, hopping down the wooden ladder, grabbing his violin he mistook for a fiddle and started playing which sounded a little pitchy.
Finally we have the dragoness, with orange scales and construction outfit and helmet. Dragons had always been extra safe when it came to security which explains why they suffered less casualties than the ponies during the war. In this case the orange dragoness built her house with a very specific brand of cement and paint.
“I built my house of stones, I built my house of rocks, I have no chance to sing and dance for work and play don’t mix.” She said before continuing to scoop up cement and place down stones and rocks.
Meanwhile Snorkelergriff now finished with her actual house decided to add some final touches in the form of a coral chair and doormat. She then picked up her conch flute and started playing a tune while walking down the trail.
A few feet or hooves later she came across Minerpony whose final touch to his crystal house was a red ruby above the door since he believed it was good luck. As soon as he saw the hippogriff he picked up his fiddle and started playing along.
Another few hooves or feet down the trail later both creatures came across a fence and found Practical Dragon still working on her house.
“She don’t take no time to play, time to play, time to play all she does is work all day.” The duo taunted followed by them playing their instruments. “You can play and laugh and fiddle don’t think you can make me sore, I’ll be safe and you’ll be sorry when the griff comes to your door.” Practical countered
The pony and hippogriff simply burst into laughter from the dragoness’ warning. Both creatures have heard about griffons in general and a specific griffon nicknamed the Big Bad Griffon, capable of destroying houses, master of disguise, appetite for eating other creatures and was the griffon they assumed Practical Dragon was talking about. Both had brushed off the stories about this Big Bad Griffon and griffons in general as myths since griffons are very rare creatures.
“Who’s afraid of The Big Bad Griff, Big Bad Griff, Big Bad Griff who’s afraid of The Big Bad Griff.” Both creatures sung followed by them playing melody on their instruments.
They both went hand in claw and started walking in circles, unknowingly to them a blue male non-anthro griffon with yellow accents, golden armor and holding a bag that was labeled 0C377US was sneaking behind trees and licked his beak once he saw Snorkler and Miner.
“Who’s afraid of The Big Bad Griff, Big Bad Griff, Big Bad Griff who’s afraid of The Big Bad Griff.” Both creatures sung followed by the melody. “I’ll punch him in the beak.” The hippogriff claimed throwing an air punch “I’ll break his nails.” The pony added kicking the air
“I’ll stomp him on the trail.” Snorkler said stomping on of her hind hooves “We’ll put on the rail.” Miner said followed by both creatures holding their instruments like machine guns.
All of a sudden the blue griffon poked his head out from behind a tree, and as soon as the 2 creatures saw him they freaked out and ran away. The griffon simply laughed before jumping through the tree snapping in half and chasing after them.
Miner successfully made it and ran into his crystal house Snorkler on the other hand tripped on her way to her house and when The Big Bad Griffon grabbed her she was luckily able to slip out of his grasp and make it into her clam house, she came out for a brief second to bring her coral welcome mat inside as a sign at The Big Bad Griffon was not welcomed inside.
Once The Big Bad Griffon arrived at the female hippogriff’s door he first tried to push it open to no avail.
“OPEN THE DOOR AND LET ME IN!” The griffon demanded “Not by a thread on my tail!” Snorkler responded having barricaded her coral door with all her coral furniture.
“Fine then, I’ll soar and I’ll roar and I’ll blow your house in!” he threatened, he then flew into the air, inhaled, puffing up his chest before letting out a roar which blew away all the furniture, clams breaking them in half and shells shattering them to pieces leaving only the door behind.
The hippogriff immediately took notice of her surroundings and her first course of action for some reason was to open the severed door which just resulted in The Big Bad Griffon pouncing at her breaking down the door and then resume to chase after her.
Miner peeked his head out of his door to check if the coast was clear, only to find Snorkler run right past him and into his house, as soon as he saw The Big Bad Griffon he slammed and locked the door in the blue griffon’s face causing him to crash into it a full speed crooking his beak a little. Both creatures then flipped a crystal table on it’s side and hid behind it like soldiers hiding behind a wall or trench.
The blue griffon first started rattling the door knob followed by him pulling on the doorknob and finally he started slamming his face against the door.
“Curses!” The Big Bag Griffon muttered, he stood there for a while before finally getting an idea “Well they’re too smart for me guess I’ll leave.” he said before flying over the fence and flapping his wings, each time softer to make it sound like he was flying away from the crystal house.
“He’s gone!” Both creatures said in union “Who’s afraid of The Big Bad Griff, Big Big Griff, Big Bad Griff.
Meanwhile outside the house the griffon opened his bag labeled 0C377US and out came a light blue non-anthro female changeling with blue eyes, an experiment he stole from Canterlot which is where he also got, stole his armor.
“Hey Ocellus I know you have trouble changing into other creatures that’s why this time I want you to turn into an air pump.” The blue Griffon requested.
“What type of air pump?” Ocellus asked before switching between different type of air pumps notably a bike pump and air canister.
“Stop that one’s good.” The griffon said settling on a small air canister with a small tube connected to it and a pacifier tip to inhale the air.
The lion bird then tipped clawed over to the door, put the pacifier in his mouth and started taking in the air. “Who’s afraid of The Big Bad Griff, Big Bad Griff.” Which was followed by a knock causing Snorkler and Miner to retreat back behind the crystal table “Who’s there?”
“I’m a poor little colt with no place to go please open the door and let me in.” The griffon said in a light voice which is what he mostly imagined his voice would sound like if he reformed.
“Not by our lumps you can’t fools us with that air pump.” Snorkler and Miner said in union pointing at their throats, showing that they’re nervous about this whole situation.
“WHY YOU!” The Big Bad Griffon yelled at Ocellus causing her to turn back to her original form and run back into the bag even though it wasn’t even her fault that the 2 creatures didn’t fall for his voice trick.
“I’ll soar and I’ll roar and I’ll blow your house in.” He threatened, inhaling puffing up his chest before releasing a roar which blew away all the crystal since they were held together by tape and some parts held together by a whole bottle of glue. All shards do crystal shattered to pieces when they hit the floor leaving Snorkler and Miner hanging onto a single beam with a huge slab above them.
The griffon pounced at them missing, luckily before he could grab them the crystal slab slid down the pole and hit the blue lion bird in the head shattering the slab to pieces and giving the pony and hippogriff a chance to escape.
The Big Bad Griffon quickly caught up to them and grabbed their tails trying to stop them only to crash into a orange tree causing a pile of the fruit to fall and him and when he looked up a rotten one fell directly on his face.
Both creatures scampered to Practical’s stone house, the dragoness gratefully letting them in. Once inside the pony and hippogriff flipped the dragoness bed on its side and hid behind it. Only the frame was made out of stones and rocks the rest was made out of the typical material.
Practical quickly locked the door with a chain lock. “See I told what will happen when that Big Griff came around, only rocks and stones are griff proof, now at last you’re safe and sound.” She said before sitting on a stone stool and start playing the piano that just like the bed only the frame was made out of stones and rocks, the keys and sheet music weren’t.
“Who’s afraid of The Big Bad Griff, Big Bad Griff, Big Bad Griff, Who’s afraid of The Big Bad Griff.” All 3 creatures sung, which was followed by a knock causing Snorklergriff and Ponyminer to crash into each other before going back to their hiding spot.
Practical Dragon quickly walked over to the door “What Is it?” She asked
“Hey Dragon, you know being a griffon and all I explore a lot and one thing I found was a crystal and gem mine and I know how much you dragons love crystals, I’ll take you tomorrow at 6:00 in the morning, here’s a map ” The Big Bad Griffon said before sliding a picture of the mine and a map to it under the door.
The dragoness knew that this was one of the griffon’s trick to catch and eat her but didn’t expect for him to be serious about the gem and crystal mine.
“Alright Griffon I accept.” The orange dragoness stated “Remember 6 am!” The lion bird reminded her.
The next morning Practical made sure to wake up at 5am. She grabbed a pickaxe and helmet from Miner who was still hiding behind her bed along with Snorkler which forced the dragoness to sleep in a hammock.
She grabbed the map to the mine and headed out the door to find it still basically nighttime except the fact it was a little brighter than the average night.
Along the way she poured leftover cement on the trail to find her way back in case she got lost. Cement was the best option since food like bread crumbs or popcorn would just get eaten and other things like flour and baking sofa would just get blown away by the wind.
Once arriving at the mine, she quickly filled the barrel with as many gem and crystal she could find. When she started heading home she ate some of them along the way, when she actually got home the barrel was technically still full since she only ate the small pile at the top.
By the time The Big Bad Griffon arrived at the dragoness house even holding a pickaxe and mining helmet to make it look authentic, Practical had almost eaten all the gemstones and crystals.
“Alright dragon I’ve got my pickaxe and helmet you ready to go?” He asked “Sorry Griff i already went to the mine.” She informed the lion bird even opening the door a little and showing a gemstone to prove it.
The blue griffon got angry, he then snapped the pickaxe in half and stepped on the mining helmet shattering the headlight and badly denting it in frustration. He then flew as far he could away from the stones and rocks house to a cliff where he inhaled very deeply even causing his golden armor chest plate to fall off and let out a massive yell.
He put his chest plate back on and flew back to the Three Young Creature’s house trying to think of a new plan to trick the Practical Dragon before looking over to the orange tree which reminded him of another location he visited.
“Hey dragon, I also know of this fruit tree nearby that has a lot more than just oranges, I’ll take you there tomorrow at 5 here’s a map” The griffon said sliding another map under the door
Practical didn’t expect The Big Bad Griffon to adapt to her strategy so quickly which meant that she’ll have to mess up her sleep schedule if she want to avoid being eaten.
“Alright Griffon although that sound less exciting than the gemstone and crystal mine, I’m up from some fruit picking.” The dragoness responded
The next morning just like last time she woke up a hour early at 4am the darkness has basically become amplified. She left a trail of wet cement behind as she headed for the fruit tree. Unfortunately the fruit tree was farther than she expected even flying it still took her a long time to get there.
She picked the last fruit off the tree when The Big Bad Griffon arrived at the tree turns out that before he flew to the dragoness house he decided to check up on the fruit tree to make sure it was still good.
“Hey dragon did you get here before me?…well what do you think of the fruit here compared to the orange one back home ?” He asked trying to sound nice and trustworthy to the dragon.
“They’re very nice they look a lot more fresh and ripe than the oranges back home.” She responded “Hey since they’re fresh and ripe and I picked them all go get it!” The dragoness said throwing an apple so fast that it managed to roll over a large hill.
“Oh fresh and ripe!” The griffon said flying after the fresh red apple. Once the Bad Griffon was over the hill and out of site Practical slid down and tree and was about to fly off before noticing that he had left his 0C377US bag behind.
She knocked on the bag “Hey whatever or whoever you are either way, I know that the Big Bad Griffon put you there against your own will, do me a favour and stall him as long as possible while I fly back home.” She said looking around a waiting for a response.
“I hate the griffon he always yells at and blames me if one of his plan involving me doesn’t work.” Ocellus responded
“Find a way to stall him” the orange dragoness said before flying off with a box full of fresh ripe fruit.
“Got the apple!” The Big Bad Griffon said flying back to the tree only to find the Practical Dragon gone. He then reached into the bag, pulled Ocellus out of it, took his golden helmet off and screamed into the bag.
“Hey I saw the dragon try to hide in the tree.” Ocellus lied to the griffon. “Why that little..” he trailed off before flying into the tree trying to find the dragoness.
The next day The Big Bad Griffon came back to the stone and rocks house with a brand new plan. “Hey dragon I saw a poster for the Rainbow Falls Traders Exchange it opens later this afternoon.
And just like the other 2 times Practical left an hour early, took a gemstone to trade and shortly arrived at the Exchange. Once there she decides to trade her gemstone for a contraption that resembled a small barrel with a TNT label and a wooden handle on top that can be pushed up and down.
As the dragoness was leaving the Traders Exchange she spotted the Big Bad Griffon approaching looking around the area. Since she was there for barely 15 minutes she assumed the armored griffon had caught onto her strategy.
Deciding not to go back into the Traders Exchange knowing the griffon would try to look for her and instead decided to pop the lid off the contraption, climb inside and place the lid back on. In doing so this unintentionally tipped it over and caused it to roll down the hill toward the Big Griffon.
When the griffon saw the big wooden thing rolling towards him at first he didn’t think much of it but as it got closer he saw the TNT label on it he freaked out and ran away leaving his bag behind but then coming back a few moments later to grab it before running away then flying off.
Later that day he arrives back at the dragoness, this time with no real plan. “Hey dragon I just came here to tell about this very bad experience I had with this big wooden thing rolling down the hill, pretty sure it was a barrel full of TNT based on the label.” The griffon explained
Practical just ends up finding his story absolutely hilarious. “If that’s what scared you, I’m what scared you fool. I was in that wooden barrel that whole time. While it may haven’t been my intention to frighten you it was an unfortunate byproduct of my decision to get in there.”
This speech ends up making the the blue griffon angry he’s about to threaten the dragoness before remembering one last trick up his sleeve. He flew a few feet or hooves from the stone house and flappped his wings each time lighter to make it sound like he’s flying away.
“Alright you 2 he’s gone!” The construction dragoness informed Snorkler and Miner who came out behind the dragon’s bed. She then sat down on her stone stool and started playing the piano again.
“Who’s afraid of The Big Bad Griff, Big Bad Griff, Big Bad Griff, Who’s afraid of The Big Bad Griff.” All 3 creatures sung, which was interrupted by a knock causing Snorkler and Miner to crash into each other before going back behind Practical’s bed.
Practical walked up to the door “Who’s there?” She asked
“Yak sell brush, offer dragon free sample.” The Big Griffon said in a yak accent also dressed as a female one with a mask, fur coat and small blanket on his back and holding Ocellus disguised as a brush. The plan was to get Practical to grab the brush and once she does he’ll break through the door and grab her and have Ocellus grab the other 2.
“Thank you” the dragoness said grabbing the brush from him. “NOW I GOTCHA!” the griffon yelled failing to break through the door due to the chain and resorted to reach a claw inside to try and grab her.
The construction dragon hit the griffon hind paw with the brush causing him to jolt back. She then hit him in the top of the head, then pulled the welcome mat from under him causing the yak mask to crack, before throwing the brush at him.
“YOU DUMB BUG!” The Bad Griffon yelled at Ocellus causing her to turn back. The griffon then threw the fur coat and mask off. “By the scales on your tail, I’ll soar and I’ll roar and I’ll blow your house in.” He threatened before inhaling very deeply, puffing up his chest and letting out a roar which caused all his armor to start sliding off.
The first one didn’t do anything cause turns out the specific brand of cement and paint Practical used was griff proof meaning that no matter how hard he tried the lion bird couldn’t blow the stones and rocks house down.
Each time The Big Bad Griffon Bird would roar at the house in a vain to try and blow it down, the dragoness would play a tune on her piano. At some point by the time all his armor had slid off his body, he let out of a roar so long that it made his face turn purple. He then resorted to try pulling on the doorknob to try and open the door, each time followed by another tune on Practical’s piano.
Giving up on entering through the front door he flew onto the roof where he found the stone chimney, looking down it to make sure it was an entrance to the house. When the griffon climb in Practical heard this and saw her big pot of boiling water, she popped the lid off. grabbed a canister of lava and poured it into the pot.
Finally the Big Bad Griffon Bird came down the chimney and as soon as he landed in the lava pot it took him a second to realize before yelling out in pain flying upwards smashing through the chimney, grabbing his bag before running away yelling in pain.
Snorkler and Miner heard this, came out of their hiding spot and started laughing “Who’s afraid of The Big Bad Griff, Big Bad Griff, Big Bad Griff. Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Griff.” The trio of creatures. To mess with them Practical knocked on her piano making it sound like the lion bird’s back which caused her 2 new friends to go back behind her bed.
Disclaimer: The following cartoon despite being a simple edited version of an already existing cartoon Three Little Fillies, it is not intended for foals, it was made for political purposes to promote and raise awareness of war bonds in a entertaining ways for our citizens
General Seaspray and General Bulletproof, Seaspray just the military leader of the hippogriffs, and Bulletproof both the military and political leader of the ponies arrived at Ember's stone house where she was putting down the last few bricks on her chimney, despite the dragoness not holding any important political role, she was a important figure for contributing to the war efforts.
“She don’t take no time to play, time to play, time to play all she does is work all day.” The hippogriff and pony taunted finally getting Ember's attention.
"You wanna sing and dance? While there's danger all about? you should get your houses tyrant-proof, bricks like these will keep her out." Ember claimed showing the other 2 leaders bricks with War Savings Certificate on them.
“Who’s afraid of The Big Bad Wolf, Big Big Wolf, Big Bad Wolf, Who's afraid of The Big Bad Wolf." The 2 creatures sung, since the tyrant Ember was warning them about had a nickname which was Wolf.
In a nearby forest, a pink pegasus with a yellow, pink and purple mane and tail popped her head out from behind a tree. This was Mi Amore Cadenza or Cadance the leader/dictator of the Crystal Empire the country the ponies, dragons and hippogriffs were at war against along with the Empire's ally the Changelings.
She was wearing, crystal guard armor, except she replaced the helmet with a general hat with a Crystal Heart emblem on it and also wore a armband on her right arm with another Crystal Heart emblem on it, she then sneaked over to another tree revealing her to be holding a suitcase with another Crystal Heart Emblem on it.
"Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf." Bullet and Sea sung before spotting The Wolf sending them both into a panic. The unicorn quickly made it into his fabric tent house as for Seaspray he tripped and Cadance almost grabbed him but luckily he managed to slip out of her grasp and quickly run inside his cloud house where he barricaded the door with wooden boards.
Cadance tried to open the door before giving up "I'll huff and i'll puff and i'll BLOW YOUR HOUSE IN!" The pegasus threatened, inhailing deeply before letting out a gust of wind that easily blew away all the cloud leaving Seaspray in a pile of boards. The Wolf pounced at him again almost grabbing him, only to hit her head on a board allowing the hippogriff to get away and run into Bulletproof's house.
She ran after him only to get crashed right into the door, behind the door Bullet and Sea were hiding behind barb wire. "i'll huff and i'll puff and I'LL BLOW YOUR HOUSE IN!" Cadance threatened inhaling and releasing another gust of wind that blew away all the fabric leaving behind 4 metal poles and a pile of barb wire.
The Wolf pounced at the leaders only to get caught in the barb wire letting the pony and hippogriff to escape and run into Ember's house where the dragoness locked the door with a chain lock.
"WHY YOU!" Cadance yelled trying to open the door "By the scales on your tail i'll huff and i'll puff and i'll BLOW YOUR HOUSE IN!" the pegasus threatened, releasing another gust of wind that despite breaking the first layer of wall off, did nothing against the Certificate bricks, at some point she let out a gust so long it made her face turn purple.
"These bricks not only stop her blowing!" Ember said picking one up from a leftover pile "They will also get her going!" she said, before she started throwing multiple bricks at the Wolf which end up chasing her away."
"Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf, we'll be safe from The Big Bad Wolf if you lend your savings." The trio of creatures sung, which was followed by an ad for war bonds.
Author's Note
I count the three little pigs as Mickey Mouse characters
This was written as a break from the more complicated chapters I’m working on right now
I know the rhyming isn’t the best
Number one was very calm so she built her house of clams. with a hey hey toot she blew on her flute and played around all day. Number two didn't work so hard so he built his house of shards, hey diddle diddle he played on his fiddle and danced with mare. Number 3 said mix on tricks i'll build my house of rocks she had no chance to sing and dance cause work and play don't mix.
The Thrifty Pig is the only propaganda cartoon that's in universe every other propaganda cartoon i write isn't
