
The Universe Hates You Specifically
One mare goes on an epic quest that only seems to grow in scale as time goes on.
A simple deal to buy a certain book ends up leading to a very long series of coincidences and cosmic accidents, all of which somehow lead to something important actually happening.
In which a certain great and powerful witch ends up at the centre of a plot that threatens to permanently change the world, for better or worse.
Full Disclosure: This is going to be a long one. I will go back and change things, I will edit as I go, and I have no idea if I'm ever actually going to get to the end. Also note that this is my first published fic.
Also the current cover art is still a placeholder

31998 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read
14 Chapters:
- 1. There's One Born Every Minute 2023-04-22 06:31:52 UTC1126
- 2. A Brisk Stroll Through The Woods 2023-04-22 06:36:03 UTC1215
- 3. Probably Should Have Hit Her, Dude 2023-04-27 22:50:24 UTC1089
- 4. Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' 2023-04-28 22:47:28 UTC2092
- 5. Can You Tell I've Been Reading Way Too Much Fluff? 2023-04-30 14:23:22 UTC1835
- 6. Komm, Süsser Schlaf 2023-05-01 14:25:55 UTC1520
- 7. Do You Like Pancakes? 2023-05-02 14:47:36 UTC1887
- 8. Night On The Town 2023-05-03 14:21:25 UTC4096
- 9. Can't Keep A Good Mare Down... For Long. 2023-05-04 22:10:00 UTC2888
- 10. Unicorns Were Not Meant To Fly 2023-05-06 11:51:31 UTC2782
- 11. What Is Your Major Malfunction, Captain? 2023-05-09 09:48:07 UTC2150
- 12. Mare Of Her Dreams 2023-05-19 06:51:29 UTC4709
- 13. Wherein Edgar Is Confused Yet Again 2023-05-25 07:28:26 UTC3118
- 14. Delirium and De-Escalation 2023-06-02 02:22:22 UTC1491