
Demon Bonds
Life was not fair. I didn't have a great time on Earth; I had to make some hard choices, sell my body, and get by with what little I had. My ex was a piece of shit; he hunted me down after I ran away from him—couldn't let his 'golden goose' get away, after all—and then I got sent to Hell for no reason other than my asshole of an ex making googly eyes at the angel prick left in charge. So what? I wasn't about to lie down and take the beating silently. Fuck that. Send me to Hell for all I care, I would get back up, rise in rank, and regain my freedom someday.
Even if that freedom came in exchange for being a pony, nothing would stop me from breaking the shackles binding me to Hell. I would just have to bide my time until that bitch Prismia grew tired of me and slipped up. Surely there was some flaw to this stupid slave contract. I will regain my freedom, no matter what.
One good thing did come from her summoning me to this weird magic pony land, though. No demon or angel prick would ever find me here.
Here's to hoping I can finally find a way to live a peaceful life... so long as it doesn't come at the cost of this cute, annoying pink pest trying to play the martyr and save me against all odds from a bunch of murder-happy ponies.
Ugh. Perhaps my soul wasn't beyond the point of no return, after all. I couldn't just let her sacrifice herself, could I? Damnit.
Well... it was a fun little vacation from Hell while it lasted.
This story is based on the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Volume 3 comics, and the book "Twilight Sparkle and the Crystal Heart Spell" (basically just the parts about Cadance becoming Celestia's niece after defeating Prismia). As well as some other MLP comics.
General warnings:
The main character got sent to Hell. There's some trauma associated with that, but I'll keep it tame. This is not meant as a depressing story.
Hell and Heaven (and any other themes along those lines) are less based on biblical depictions and more on depictions in various TV shows, movies, games, books, and whatnot. It's a mess, don't expect much. I'm not very knowledgeable about 'classic' Bible lore, I'm making things up as I go along. If that bothers you, I don't care. I'm a filthy heathen, a nonbeliever, bla bla bla. That book is full of contradictions and hearsay, anyway.
Aside from that, there won't be much smut in the beginning and there's going to be a lot of swearing and bitchy behavior. The main character is a demon, 'nough said.





22 Chapters:
- Chapter 000 - Prologue. 2024-07-16 17:18:21 UTC5765
- Chapter 001 - A mare named Cadance. 2024-07-16 17:18:27 UTC6212
- Chapter 002 - Canterlot. 2024-07-23 16:00:46 UTC2748
- Chapter 003 - A fucking Princess you are going to be. 2024-08-06 13:59:21 UTC3940
- Chapter 004 - A lucky morning. Or not. 2024-08-20 15:39:43 UTC3945
- Chapter 005 - Do Royal Griffons Dream of Litter Boxes? 2024-09-03 13:37:30 UTC3673
- Chapter 006 - The Summer Sun Celebration. 2024-09-17 13:58:30 UTC3285
- Chapter 007 - The Nerd Club. 2024-10-01 14:08:43 UTC8429
- Chapter 008 - Game Night, Part One. 2024-10-15 14:22:58 UTC12658
- Chapter 009 - Game Night, Part Two. 2024-10-22 13:25:11 UTC7084
- Chapter 010 - Demons don't do guilt. 2024-11-05 15:11:58 UTC5905
- Chapter 011 - And the drama never ends. 2024-11-19 14:33:20 UTC3704
- Chapter 012 - Life is a mess. 2024-12-03 12:53:58 UTC6730
- Chapter 013 - Hearth's Warming Cheer, Part One. 2024-12-17 11:53:37 UTC7461
- Chapter 014 - Hearth's Warming Cheer, Part Two. 2024-12-24 14:56:52 UTC10325
- Chapter 015 - Hearth's Warming Cheer, Part Three. 2024-12-31 11:43:55 UTC
- Chapter 016 - Suddenly, a big ass dragon! 2025-01-07 11:46:40 UTC5783
- Chapter 017 - The weeping princess. 2025-01-14 11:08:05 UTC4285
- Chapter 018 - You want a date? Here is your date! 2025-01-21 11:58:20 UTC5180
- Chapter 019 - Aftermath. 2025-01-28 12:26:26 UTC7225
- Chapter 020 - Comfort food and pillow talks. 2025-02-11 11:03:13 UTC3021
- Chapter 021 - Double dates and shimmering sunsets. 2025-02-12 11:56:49 UTC