
Lyra and Bon Bon's Odd Jobs
Lyra and Bon Bon get jobs in Ponyville's only cryobank. (a.k.a. sperm bank) Hilarity ensues.
In need of work, Lyra and Bon Bon find employment in Ponyville's only cryobank; better known as a sperm bank. Under the supervision of Nurse Coldheart, the two mares apply themselves to the high calling of protecting the ponies of future generations...and cleaning up any spills.
I've chosen to embrace the Mature rating for this story. Most chapters are technically Teen rated, but there is one mature chapter, which is clearly marked.
While the setting takes place in a cryobank, the story will follow Lyra and Bon Bon's perspective. The actual method for acquiring samples will only be alluded to; never described.





19374 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
9 Chapters:
- Laughing All the Way to the Bank 2012-07-22 23:49:05 UTC2141
- A Little Light Reading 2012-07-22 23:50:09 UTC1870
- Equestrian Families United 2012-07-22 23:50:51 UTC1937
- Fit Parenting 2012-12-08 18:00:44 UTC1475
- Storm of Hatred 2012-12-08 17:44:14 UTC2508
- Hateful Fallout 2012-12-08 17:44:57 UTC1764
- Odd Job Switching [Mature] 2012-07-24 05:25:23 UTC3029
- Conclusion 2012-12-08 17:54:33 UTC2220
- Epilogue 2012-12-08 18:00:04 UTC2430