Rob is your average teenager, only, more sarcastic and cynical than most. Due to what Celestia refers to as 'circumstances', she needs a human, a champion for Equestria. God only knows why she chose him!

Ties woven throughout Equestria's history though, point a hoof at one who can stem the flow of darkness when it presents itself. The Elements of Harmony can only do so much, and sometimes, outside intervention is needed.

But first... One human has some adapting to do; fitting in to pony life, is not as easy as it looks.

As for the 'clop' element; this story is primarily NOT clop, there are however; some scenes. Clop takes up about 3% of this fic. Thanks again.

Thanks also to a great friend who did my cover art.