
Saccharine Arcadia
HiE; A cynical and sarcastic human is forced to stand up for Equestria. Third person narrative.
Rob is your average teenager, only, more sarcastic and cynical than most. Due to what Celestia refers to as 'circumstances', she needs a human, a champion for Equestria. God only knows why she chose him!
Ties woven throughout Equestria's history though, point a hoof at one who can stem the flow of darkness when it presents itself. The Elements of Harmony can only do so much, and sometimes, outside intervention is needed.
But first... One human has some adapting to do; fitting in to pony life, is not as easy as it looks.
As for the 'clop' element; this story is primarily NOT clop, there are however; some scenes. Clop takes up about 3% of this fic. Thanks again.
Thanks also to a great friend who did my cover art.




136981 words: Estimated about 11 hours to read
18 Chapters:
- 1. Saccharine Arcadia 2012-11-08 15:44:42 UTC6183
- 2. First Impressions; Make Them Count 2012-11-08 15:45:02 UTC5565
- 3. Getting Used To The Way Things Are 2012-11-08 15:45:17 UTC6628
- 4. Into The Mouth Of Hell We March 2012-11-08 15:45:33 UTC7358
- 5. Under So Much Stress! 2012-11-08 15:45:49 UTC6255
- 6. Recovery: Spa Pony Style! 2012-11-08 15:46:04 UTC7875
- 7. Nothing Takes Your Mind Off Of Things Like Working... 2012-11-08 15:46:24 UTC5767
- 8. Who Says Ponyville Is Full Of Surprises!? 2012-11-08 15:46:45 UTC8579
- 9. A Weekend with the She-Devil 2012-11-08 15:47:09 UTC9614
- 10. Education Never Was A Strong Point 2012-11-08 15:47:24 UTC10834
- 11. The Return of the Human 2012-11-08 15:47:41 UTC8917
- 12. Whiskey Business 2012-11-08 15:48:28 UTC9042
- 13. The Poison Of Life 2012-11-08 15:48:45 UTC8509
- 14. Behemoth Pt 1 - How Time Flies 2012-12-08 22:35:05 UTC6253
- 14. Behemoth Pt 2 - Bad Influences 2012-12-09 22:40:14 UTC11377
- 14. Behemoth Pt 3 - Detonation 2012-12-14 23:02:11 UTC9475
- 14. Behemoth Pt 4 - How Far? 2013-01-09 17:11:30 UTC5701
- 14. Behemoth Pt 5 - Out With A Bang 2013-01-09 17:11:40 UTC3049