
No More Hoof Measures
When Twilight Sparkle is diagnosed with cancer, she turns to cooking crystal meth to help pay for her treatment. It's Breaking Bad, but Friendship is Magic.
Twilight has a midlife crisis upon realizing that she has cancer, and decides to blackmail Rainbow Dash into helping her cook meth. As the consequences of this decision begin to pile up, Twilight's ego prevents her from backing out, and she continues to sink deeper into the criminal underworld. Basically a pony version of Breaking Bad. Even a few Breaking Bad characters are loaned in as original ponies.



71090 words: Estimated about 6 hours to read
12 Chapters:
- Chapter 1: No, “Bucking Bad” Would Have Been a Fucking Stupid Name 2023-01-16 18:37:51 UTC4476
- Chapter 2: Try Getting a Reservation at Horsia Now, You Fucking Stupid Bastard! 2023-01-16 18:39:41 UTC3483
- Chapter 3: Slippin' Trixie 2023-01-16 18:42:13 UTC5068
- Chapter 4: I Watched Your Daughter Die 2023-01-18 19:26:54 UTC6318
- Chapter 5: I Just Don't Know What Went Wrong 2023-02-04 20:39:26 UTC5117
- Chapter 6: Two Revolvers One Box Cutter 2023-02-15 23:51:36 UTC5972
- Chapter 7: Rice 'n Cigarettes 2023-02-23 22:57:59 UTC4943
- Chapter 8: Muffins 2023-04-23 00:34:16 UTC7900
- Chapter 9: You Were Paid in Advance 2023-06-21 18:04:45 UTC7065
- Chapter 10: The Smoothie 2023-07-10 17:39:24 UTC5762
- Chapter 11: SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! 2023-07-27 02:40:53 UTC7675
- Chapter 12: And All Because of That Piece of Shit Twilight Sparkle 2023-08-03 02:24:34 UTC7311