No More Hoof Measures

by BadHorse413
When Twilight Sparkle is diagnosed with cancer, she turns to cooking crystal meth to help pay for her treatment. It's Breaking Bad, but Friendship is Magic.

Twilight has a midlife crisis upon realizing that she has cancer, and decides to blackmail Rainbow Dash into helping her cook meth. As the consequences of this decision begin to pile up, Twilight's ego prevents her from backing out, and she continues to sink deeper into the criminal underworld. Basically a pony version of Breaking Bad. Even a few Breaking Bad characters are loaned in as original ponies.

Complete
Breaking Bad
Suicide / Self Harm
Profanity
Violence
Dark
Death
Narcotics
Drama
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
TTR

71090 words: Estimated about 6 hours to read

12 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: No, “Bucking Bad” Would Have Been a Fucking Stupid Name 2023-01-16 18:37:51 UTC
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  2. Chapter 2: Try Getting a Reservation at Horsia Now, You Fucking Stupid Bastard! 2023-01-16 18:39:41 UTC
    3483
  3. Chapter 3: Slippin' Trixie 2023-01-16 18:42:13 UTC
    5068
  4. Chapter 4: I Watched Your Daughter Die 2023-01-18 19:26:54 UTC
    6318
  5. Chapter 5: I Just Don't Know What Went Wrong 2023-02-04 20:39:26 UTC
    5117
  6. Chapter 6: Two Revolvers One Box Cutter 2023-02-15 23:51:36 UTC
    5972
  7. Chapter 7: Rice 'n Cigarettes 2023-02-23 22:57:59 UTC
    4943
  8. Chapter 8: Muffins 2023-04-23 00:34:16 UTC
    7900
  9. Chapter 9: You Were Paid in Advance 2023-06-21 18:04:45 UTC
    7065
  10. Chapter 10: The Smoothie 2023-07-10 17:39:24 UTC
    5762
  11. Chapter 11: SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! 2023-07-27 02:40:53 UTC
    7675
  12. Chapter 12: And All Because of That Piece of Shit Twilight Sparkle 2023-08-03 02:24:34 UTC
    7311