Luna wanted me to title this "The Return of Rutting" or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dong" or something equally crass...my sister can be so unseemly sometimes. You see, this is the story of how the return of the Princess of the Night meant the return something called 'sex' to Equestria. Sex is something I was never a fan of for the longest time, but lately, I've come to see how one might appreciate it (in moderation, of course). I am publishing this under the royal seal so that the world may know how ponykind got by without sex, and why we're bringing it back.

Note: this isn't clop, it's comedy.