[Set in the CGotG universe created by Rust and blasted off at the speed of light by Blackwing]

I find myself stranded in Equestria 100 years before the actual events of the show, the one that brought me here has given me the task to babysit his daughter. However, knowing myself i immediately get into trouble with none other than the entire Equestrian military. With a bit of luck, wits and good ol' human ingenuity i start my own band of misfits to try and stand against the sun goddess herself as she aims to hunt me down.