Chapters WIE (wrestlers in equestria)
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"Welcome ladies and gentleman to the fight we've all been waiting for!!!! the six-man cage match!" Yelled the announcer as Hulk Hogan walked on stage.
Tonight marked the return of several champions and legends of the ring. The hulkster walked out from backstage and jogged to the ring. Once he had slid into the mat he began windmilling his arms, having his hands end around his ears.
"HULKMANIA IS RUNNING WILD, BROTHER!" Yelled the hulkster as the fans erupted in applause.
"Next coming to the ring iiiiiiiiiiisssssss MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!!!!" yelled the announcer as Macho man ran out.
"OOOOOHHHHH YEEAAAHHH!!" Macho man ran towards the ring and jumped in, happy to come out of retirement. He was getting bored at home.He entered the ring and fist-bumped his old bro Hogan.
The announcer called out more names as the men entered the ring. Soon, all of the wrestlers were in the ring. You could hear the catchphrases being called out.
"WOOOOOOO!!" Yelled the nature boy, Ric Flair. He was getting on in years, but had decided to come out of retirement for one night only. The age reduction surgery he had gotten made him look and feel twenty years younger.
"CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'?" This one came from - who else?- The Rock. He was in as good of shape as he had ever been.
"VIVA LA RAZA!!" Screamed Eddie Guerrero. Everyone was happy to see the -literal- revival of Eddie. It had taken years and millions of dollars, but all of the worlds governments had figured out out to revive Eddie Guerrero. Just him.
"WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT!"
Zach Ryder had finally made it into the WWE and was getting his shot to wrestle with the best! He could hardly contain himself. He was worried that the other wrestlers wouldn't look at him as an equal, that he wouldn't fit in. These fears were calmed quickly, though, as all of the legends were close friends and had been very nice to Zach as a group. They even welcomed him into their club, 'The Super Secret Super Star Club! Of Wrestling!'.
They had all taken position and were ready once the cage had been set around the ring and secured. They were all excited and were wishing each other luck. You could hear the tag team DX yelling 'SUCK IT!' from the crowd, but everyone knew they were just a couple of softies on the inside.
The bell rang and the match began. Their were leg locks and arm locks and punches and chops and kicks. The wrestlers had fought their way out of the cage and were all on the top of the cage, wrestling for their fans. They all converged in the middle of the cage roof and locked in a like-huddle, each man holding on to another. Soon, The Rock broke loose and jumped into the air towards the huddle.
"PEOPLES ELBOW!!!" Yelled The Rock and the crowd in unison.
The Rock had forgotten that the Peoples Elbow was one of the most powerful and iconic moves in wrestling. That combined with the Icons wrestling all at once was not only too much for the cage roof, but it was too much for the fabric of the universe. The beauty of the moment was so intense that the universe ripped open in that spot, causing each wrestler to be transported to a strange and magical place with magical charm. But this wasn't Indoors, no they had been scattered across a place where wrestling didn't exist. They had been scattered across
EQUESTRIA!
Author's Note
felt that I wanted to make a funny story and this is it. Changes is not cancelled. (not that anyone cares) but if you did then you don't have to anymore. THX
WIE (wrestlers in equestria)
Hulk Hogan Vs. The Apple Family
Hulk Hogan Vs. The Apple Family
The Hulkster awoke with a start. He found himself laying in a field filled with apple trees. There were thousands of them!
"Where am I?" Asked the wrestling legend
"WOOOOWWWWEEEEEEE! Who are you pardn'r?" asked a voice from behind Hogan.
He turned to spot three..... Ponies?
"Who are you brothers?" asked Hulk
"We was asking the same thing!" Said the surprised and clearly aggravated pony. "This here's our land! What makes you think that you can just mosey on over here and take a nap in our field?"
"Where am I?" Asked hulk
"You're on our farm," said the orange pony. "and if you's one of Discord's minions then I suggest that you git out quick, ya' hear?
'Oh... this must be a dream!' thought the Hulkster as he stood up.
"You can't tell the Hulk what to do brother!" Yelled Hogan.
"DID YOU JUST CALL ME BROTHER? OH THAT IS IT! GET 'IM BIG MACINTOSH!" Yelled the ornge pony and the large red one charged towards you.
'this is a weird dream.' Thought the Hulkster just before the red pony made contact. Hulk thought his name was Macentire, so that's what we'll call him.
Macentire slammed into hulk with surprising force sending him flying backwards and kicking up a large cloud of dirt where the Hulkster landed.
"Now Git!" Yelled the small, tan pony.
This pony, named Applejack hulk think he heard one say, stared into the dirt cloud. Making sure that they hadn't hurt this intruder so bad that he couldn't walk out of there. She looked into the cloud as it dispersed, revealing nothing but some turned up dirt where the hulkster had landed.
"Where'd he go?" Said Applejack
All the ponies began to look around for some sign of this intruder.
"NO ONE TAKES DOWN THE HULKSTER WITHOUT A FIGHT!" yelled the hulkster as he jumped from one of the trees, landing on Macentire with a large elbow to the ribs.
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The large red pony collapsed under the force of this bone-crushing blow. The hulkster quickly got to his feet and grabbed the pony by his head and hind legs. He raised this pony over his head and dropped him onto his quickly-extended knee. The sound of bones crunching rang throughout the orchard. Macentire yelled out in pain as Hogan raised him again, this time holding him so that his hind legs were facing the ground and his head was just above Hogan's head.
"GET READY," Said Hogan, "TO GET SLAMMED!"
He dropped to his knees and threw the large red pony forcefully to the ground. Macentire's head smacked against the ground and made the world spin. Hogan let go and allowed Macentire to get his bearings.
"My friend Shawn Michaels taught me this one!" said hogan as he walked up to a tree and placed one hand against it gently. He slowly stamped his foot onto the ground as Macentire was getting up. The other two ponies were too shocked to help but were still yelling encouragements to their brother.
"Go get him brother!" they were yelling, obviously not talking about the type of brother Hogan talked about.
As the red pony was raising Hogan began stomping repeatedly, faster and faster. He continued stomping until the pony had shakily reached his feet.
"SWEET CHIN MUSIC!" Called out the Hulkster, mimicking the move his friend had taught him.
As he said this he jumped towards Macentire and swung his foot into the chin of this large pony. The pony collapsed, his eyes were glazed, blood was running from his mouth and nose, and he was clearly out cold.
"YEEEHAWWWW!!!" Yelled the Orange pony as a sort of war cry.
She pulled a rope from god-knows-where and began to swing it like a lasso, holding it firmly in her mouth.She swung it towards our-awesome-hero and attempted to catch him within the rope. She hit her target and was soon trying to tug the Hulkster to the ground.
"You think you can hold the Hulkster?" asked our-awesome-hero. "You ain't nothing but an insignificant flea, on the head of my Dog!"
He flexed his massive muscles and ripped the lasso apart, causing the orange pony to fall backwards. Next Hulkster grabbed the rope that the pony was still holding and pulled back with as much force as he cold muster. She flew towards him and was met with a rock-solid clothesline from the Hulkster. She, too, was now on the ground next her brother.
"Please don't h-hurt me m-mister..." Said the tan pony.
Her voice made Hogan realize what he was doing and stopped him from suplexing her into the hard ground she now stood on.
"AAwwwwww," said Hogan as he walked towards this scared little filly, "I won't hurt you."
"R-really?" Asked the still-frightened filly.
"JUST KIDDING!!!!" Yelled the Hulkster as he jumped through the air. He soared like an eagle, landing perfectly on this little pony. He began slamming his open hand against the ground.
"ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!!" Yelled the Hulkster as he did this. Once he hit the three-count he got to his feet, clasped both hands while flexing his muscles, and raised them up while cheering for himself.
The filly was crushed into the ground, but still breathing. The Hulkster thought to himself for a bit about what to do next. He picked an apple from the tree and bit into it, savoring the flavor.
"IF I'M HERE...." started Hogan, "THEN MY FRIENDS MUST BE HERE TOO! MAYBE WHEN I FIND THEM THERE WILL BE MORE PASSENGERS TO BOARD THE PAIN-TRAIN!!!" Hogan said to himself. He seemed to enjoy his own, loud voice.
He strutted away, humming American Hero to himself, to find his friends. It's going to be a good day......
Author's Note
This one goes out to my friends Paul Stevenson and Dante Redfield!
WIE (wrestlers in equestria)
Macho Man Randy Savage jolted awake. He found himself by a large lake resting by a forest. He could tell that this was clearly a dream because of the rainbow-maned pegasus flying above the lake at incredible speeds. This was an impressive display of athleticism on the pegasus' part, considering the speed at which she could maneuver. Macho Man knew that this pony was put in his dreams for him to fight, so he decided to waste no time. He walked to the side of the lake.
"HEEEYY THERE PIPSQUEAK. YOU MUST THINK YOU'RE SOMETHIN' HUH?" Randy yelled.
The rainbow-pony stopped what she was doing to see who was calling to her.
"WHAT? ARE YOU DEAF? I SEE YOU GIVE YOUR FLYING A HUNDRED PERCENT. I SAY I GIVE A MILLION PERCENT! THAT'S BETTER THAN A HUNDRED!" The Macho Man said.
"Who do you think you are mister?" Asked the now-angry cyan pony. "In fact, what are you?"
The Macho Man grinned at this. "I'M THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE AND I'M THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION. AND YOU'RE NOT!"
"What does that even mean?" Asked the clearly annoyed pegasus. "Look, I don't know who you are, but I'm getting annoyed, so I would suggest you leave."
"OH, YEAH?" said Randy, "AND WHAT IF I DON'T, PIPSQUEAK?"
"Then I'll just have to make you." Said the Pegasus. She didn't know this guy, or what he was, but she could handle herself in a fight. She was sure she would be fine.
The pegasus flew closer to the Macho Man and examined his odd clothes.
"Where'd you get the clothes?" asked the pegasus, "The mare's beauty boutique?" As she said this she could not contain her laughter. She beagn to laugh in the face of the Macho Man.
Nobody laughs at the Macho Man.
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"I'M GOING TO POUND YOU INTO LITTLE SPECKS OF INSIGNIFICANT DUST, PIPSQUEAK!" Said the Macho Man in his usual tone.
The pegasus decided to attack first. She flew towards the Macho Man at an incredible speed, stopping just in front of him to deliver a solid punch to the chest. Luckily for our hero, Macho Man had a body of steel, and was ready for the impact. Randy reached out to grab the cyan pony. His hands grasped her mane and pulled her downward.
"THE TOWER OF POWER TOO SWEET TO BE SOUR! OOOOOOH YYEEEAAAHHHHHH!!" Said Randy as he slammed his knee into the cyan ponies face. Blood shot out of her nose and mouth as she fell backwards.
"AAAGGHHH!!!" Yelled the Pegasus.
She got back up and looked at the Macho Man with fire in her eyes. There was a fire in Randy's sunglasses, too, and they were both ready to attack. The cyan pony flew straight up, stopping herself about ten feet in the air, and then began to fly as fast as she could around Randy. He couldn't see her, he could only see the rainbow streaks that laid in her wake. She occasionally threw a connecting punch at Randy and was beginning to get him annoyed. Randy didn't show it though. He was a master of composure and appearance.
The cyan pony came up behind him and grabbed his arms,wrapping her hooves around them, attempting to hold him in place.
"I COULD USE SOME BACKUP!!!!" Yelled the blue pegasus, realizing that this would not be an easy fight.
The pony continued to hold back Randy, who was struggling quiet a bit. Quickly the Macho Man switched strategies and threw his head back, hitting this pegasus square in the jaw. She let go and flew back a bit, holding her jaw with her hooves.
"HA," Said Randy, "I'M TOO HOT TO HANDLE AND TOO COLD TO HOLD!" He ran up to the stunned pegasus and jumped, turning in the air so that his body came at a horizontal position. He smacked into the pony, knocking her to the ground with a loud 'THUMP' against the ground. She was dazed now, so the Macho Man took his chance He found a tree that was relatively close to where the cyan pony now lay and climbed it as fast as he could get his muscular frame up there.
"DON'T BE SCARED LITTLE PONY," said the Macho Man, "WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT FEAR ITSELF....." Randy got ready to jump, "AND MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!!! OOOOOHHH YEEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!!" As he said this he jumped from the tree and delivered a devastating elbow-drop onto the poor pony. She was knocked out cold by the sheer magnificence of this move.
"Rainbow dash!!! Are you okay?? I'm coming!!!!" whisper-yelled a small yellow pegasus as she flew towards the blue pony. This new pony saw her friend on the ground, with blood all around, and saw Randy Savage grinning at his win.
"Y-you did this?" Asked the quiet pegasus.
"OOH I SURE DID! WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHO YOU ARE?" replied Randy.
The yellow pony didn't respond. She was staring at the Macho Man. Staring Right through him. Suddenly Flames burst in her eyes -figuratively, of course- as she flew towards Randy.
"NOBODY HURTS MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!" The yellow pony said as she sped towards Randy, hooves out in front and ready to crush the Macho Man.
"WELCOME TO THE DANGER ZONE!!!!" said Randy as the yellow pony collided with him. She was throwing punches and kicking and biting Randy, doing whatever she could to hurt the Macho Man. This attack phased Randy, but only for a few seconds. He grabbed this surprisingly light pony by her hind legs and spun her around, leaving her upside down in mid-air. Randy bear hugged her lower body and squeezed. Ribs could be heard breaking by the awesome force of this legend.
"THE MACHO MADNESS IS RUNNIN' WILD!!" as Randy said this he kicked out both of his feet, leaving him in a sort of seating postition in mid air for a second before he came crashing down, this yellow pony's head locked in between Randy's legs and taking the full force of the impact. This pony went limp instantly. She was still breathing, just unconscious. Randy threw her onto her blue friend, then jumped on them both.
"ONE TWO THREE!!!!" yelled Macho Man as he pinned his opponents.
"OOOOOHHHH YEEEEAAHHH!!!! HISTORY BECKONS THE MACHO MAN!!!" yelled Randy into the air.
He looked out, over the lake, towards nothing of interest. He reached behind his back and suddnly brought out a bag of slim jims.
"SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!" said Randy, munching on some slim jims before heading towards the town he saw in the distance.
Author's Note
Dedicated to Macho Man's memory, Paul, Dante, and this one's also for GETTING CRUNK IS MY JOB!!!!!!!
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WIE (wrestlers in equestria)
The Rock Vs. Pinkie Pie, Tavia, DJ PON3, and Lyra
The Rock was ripped awake. 'Either The Rock is seeing things, or The Rock is in a town full of ponies.' Thought the Rock in his third person thought processes.
He was in a colorful and strange town, not strange as in layout though. This town was inhabited solely by ponies! Little, cute, pastel ponies. 'The Rock must be in one of The Rock's dreams!' thought The Rock. 'That makes much more sense to The Rock.'
"HEY WHO ARE YOUUOUOUOUOUU????" asked a high-pitched voice from behind The Rock.
The Rock turned to see a small Pink Pony with a pink mane and large blue eyes standing behind him. She seemed to be very excited. 'yup,' thought The Rock, 'The Rock is definitely dreaming.' He decided to enter this new place as he did any other place he went to.
"FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO.....Where is The Rock?" asked The Rock.
"The rock? Oh you must mean Tom!" said the pink pony. "Hey, I've never seen you before. Are you knew in town???!!"
The Rock didn't know anyone named Tom, but he knew that this was The Rock dream and that The Rock's dreams always had one thing.
Wrestling.
"The Rock is new, yes. But-"The Rock said before being cut off.
"OHMYGOODNESSANEWPONYINTOWN!!! WELL, YOU'RE NOT A PONY BUTYOUGETTHEIDEA!!! WECANDOSOMANYTHINGSTOGETHERANDWEWILLBEBESTESTFRIENDSFORLIFEANDWEWILLBAKECUPCAKESANDEVERYTHING!!! COM WITH ME!!!!" The pink pony said before grabbing The Rock with surprising strength and pulling him into a stare The Rock saw to be named Sugarcube Corner.
Inside the store the smell of treats wafted through the air as The Rock was pulled into the store. The pink pony was obviously in the middle of baking something. The Rock was beginning to get annoyed with the pink pony, especially after she cut him off. The Rock decided to start his favorite part of his dreams early.
"THE ROCK HAS DECIDED TO LET YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE!" said The Rock, tired of waiting for the fight.
"What?" asked the pink pony as she turned away from what she was baking in the oven to look at The Rock.
"DING-DING-DING!" The Rock simulated the bell with his own voice and started off this unscheduled match up.
Dwayne The Rock Johnson lunged towards the pony, reaching out his hands to grasp her mane.
"Oh I see!" said the pony as she ducked away from his grasp, "You wanna wrestle! Okay! Let's do this!" As she finished she turned around, only to turn again with a mask covering her eyes.
She pulled out a cannon from nowhere and somehow shot it instantly, spraying confetti and other party favors onto Dwayne The Rock Johnson. The Rock wasn't harmed too much, on account of his 'Rock-hard' muscles. He reached out towards the pink pony and this time was able to grab hold of her mane.
"THE ROCK IS LAYING THE SMACK DOWN ON YOUR CANDY ASS!!!!!!!!!" Said the rock as he slammed his elbow into the face of this pink pony. Blood flew from her mouth and nose. She squealed out in pain, but was soon silenced with a knee to the face.
"THE JABRONI BEATING, LA-LA-LA-LA! PIE EATING, TRAIL BLAZING, EYEBROW RAISING, HEART STOPPING, ELBOW DROPPING, ELECTRIFYING THIS PONIES WORLD, SO KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!! THE BRAHMA BULL EVER DEFIANT, STANDING AS TALL AS ANDRE THE GIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled The Rock as he threw this pink pony against the door of the oven she was using.
She was still conscious, but extremely dazed and unable to fight back. The Rock was just too much for her. Dwayne Johnson ran up to the pony and picked her up off of the floor by her back tail and mane. Once he had a firm grip he began smashing her head into the oven door, making pony-head-sized-dents into it with every slam. Blood smeared the oven now as The Rock slammed her through the oven door, knocking her unconscious.
"CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!????" Yelled the rock as he pulled her out of the still on oven.
The Rock threw this pony onto the ground, defeated.
"PINKIE PIE! ARE YOU OKAY!!?" Yelled two ponies as they ran into the building. One was grey, wearing a collar, and had large purple eyes. The other was white, wearing two blue goggles and a pair of headphones around her neck.
They were shocked looking at the aftermath of the grade-ten beat-down The Rock just served up the pink party pony. They were too scared to move.
Perfect targets for Dwayne The Rock Johnson.
The Rock lunged towards them and grabbed them both by the neck, one in each hand, lifting them into the air. He began slamming them into each other violently. Blood flew all over the floor but The Rock was in-it-to-win-it as always.
"THE ROCK WILL TAKE YOU DOWN TO KNOW YOUR ROLE BOULEVARD ON THE CORNER OF JABRONI DRIVE AND CHECK YOU DIRECTLY INTO SMACK DOWN HOTEL!!" Yelled The Rock as he smashed them into each other.
The Rock was in full control and wouldn't let off the gas. He smashed them into the ground repeatedly, feeling the bones in their faces crunching and breaking with the force of the impacts. Dwayne continued with the beating, kneeing them, hitting them against tables, and smacking their heads into the roof on several occasions. He did this until both were out cold.
He placed all three unconscious, but not dead, ponies on top of a large table that he then pushed outside. Nobody was out there to stop The Rock, not that anypony could, so The Rock did this fairly easily. He placed the table just outside of the building before The Rock heard somepony yell.
"What did you do??!!!" The Rock turned to see a light blue pony staring in fear at the sight of the amazingness that is The Rock.
The Rock didn't speak, he only ran up to his pony and picked her up. She was too scared to struggle as he walked her up in front of the table. He stood her up just in front of the table, placing her 'just right' so that he could pull this off. Once he was sure everything was in place he backed up a few feet and got ready to finish this match.
"THE ROCK LAYETH DOWN THE SMACKETH DOWN!!" yelled Dwayne as he ran towards the pony.
He slammed his right arm into the blue pony, raising her off of the ground. The intensity of the Rock Bottom was too much for the blue pony as her face was crushed by the giant bicep of The Rock. She slammed into the unconscious ponies, causing the table to give way under the power of this move. The ponies were now all unconscious but none were dead. The Rock had spared them.
"WHOO!!! SCORCHIN'!!!!" Yelled the Rock in victory as he walked off into the sunset to face the 'dream world' he was in.
One last tip: Remember, The Rock says this: if the Rock hits you, he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni!
Author's Note
This is dedicated to Paul Stevenson (pinkie is his favorite pony), FallingTeapots, ponyzillamark5, oldtimeydude, Eugene Steelflex (Yes he is a real person I know) Batman, Captain cumball, The Hump, and Mister Maxwell.
A LOT of dedications today. All you guys have to do is ask for one or favorite or watch me and you will get one! see you!!
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WIE (wrestlers in equestria)
Eddie Guerrero Vs. Rairty, Photo finish, and Hoity Toity
Eddie Guerrero woke up with a jolt. He found himself in a beauty boutique, surrounded by..... ponies in dresses? He was confused before he put two and two together. 'Must be a dream, essay.'
"Who are you and how zid you get in here!?" asked a high-class looking pony. This one was weraing dark sunglasses inside for some reason and a large poofy dress. Her accent made her voice sound a bit funny to Eddie, and since this was his dream -obviously!- He decided to call her out on it.
"EY! YOUR VOICE SOUNDS FUNNY LADY!" Laughed Eddie with his style of comedy that only he found funny.
This pony was highly offended and called Eddie Guerrero some things that this narrator has decided to leave up to the imagination.
The other two ponies attempted to hold her back from Eddie, but he was already moving towards the pony he had heard been called Photo Finish.
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"HOLA MI AMIGA!! YOU SOY EDDIE GUERRERO!!!" (I am Eddie Guerrero) Said Eddie Guerrero as he smacked the other two ponies away.
Photo Finish attacked him, attempting to hit him with her hooves. She made light contact a few times before being grabbed by the head thrown into the ceiling by Eddie. She fell to the floor groaning in pain, apparently not used to having to defend herself. Eddie grabbed one of this pony's hooves and became the inventor of the hoof-lock. He began bending it back as far as he could, pushing the leg past it's limits. Photo Finish screamed as her leg made a loud snap. Eddie let go and kicked the pony in the ribs, causing her to pass out from the pain and sheer epicness of the moment.
"NO! PHOTO FINISH!!!!" screamed the one you had heard been called Hoity Toity. "I'll destroy you!!!!!"
"HOW DO YOU DESTROY A MAN WHO HAS ALREADY LOST EVERYTHING??" asked Eddie, even though it made little sense.
The grey pony sprinted towards Eddie in an attack. Eddie side stepped the lunge and stuck out his leg, making the pony trip and crash into the wall behind Eddie. Mr. Guerrero took advantage of the situation and took hold of Hoity's hind legs. Hoity Toity attempted to kick free, but no-one escapes the firm grip of Eddie Guerrero. He dragged Hoity towards himself and then lifted him by his hind legs. He swung this pony over his head and slammed him into the ground twice before letting Hoity Toity slink to the floor. Eddie wasn't finished, though. He got up on to a table covered with dress pictures and spun away from this grey pony.
"I'M NOT CRAZY," Said Eddie in an attempt to make a joke, "I'M JUST FLIPPING OUT!!"
As Eddie said this he jumped backwards, shifting his weight from his legs to his chest, causing him to flip backwards He landed with an audible 'THUMP' on top of Hoity Toity. As he landed Hoity made one last desperate groan, then slumped on the floor, unconscious.
"Oh my!" Said the one Eddie had heard been called Rarity.
She attempted to run out of the room but was cut off as Eddie Guerrero jumped in the way of the door.
"I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU MAMASITA!" Yelled Eddie as he reached his arm around the pony's head with lightning speed.
He had the pony in a bent-over headlock and was preparing o finish her. Eddie planted his feet, ignoring the cries for mercy coming from this white pony. He arched his back and then lifted his shoulders up hard while leaning backwards The pony was lifted over Eddie's head and slammed across the floor of the Boutique.
"ONE!!!" called out Eddie, counting down for the magnificent triple suplex.
Eddie spun up, never taking his arm off of Rarity's head. She was moaning in pain at the impact of Eddie's finishing move. Eddie stood them both back up before making the motions of the suplex again. Again, Rarity was lifted up and slammed into the hard, tile floor of the boutique. Tiles shattered and cracked, leaving imprints on he places she had landed.
"TWO!!!!!" Yelled Eddie Guerrero, ready to finish this match-up.
Eddie spun up once more and positioned himself in front of a large wooden table, the same he had jumped from earlier. Eddie swung this poor, white pony over his head one more time, slamming her back-first into the table. The table collapsed as Rarity was sent through it. She hit the cold floor one last time before going 'night-night'.
Eddie checked to see if anypony was still conscious. He found that they were all still breathing and that Photo Finish was still somewhat awake. He jumped onto her with all of his weight and smacked his hand against the now-ruined floor.
"ONE , TWO, THREE!!!! YOU'RE OUT!!!!!!!!" Eddie yelled. These were the only words Photo Finish heard before kncoking out once more.
Eddie had done it again.
Author's Note
THIS ONE'S DEDICATED TO, DRUMROLL PLEASE..... DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD
B1ACK5OUL!!!! HAVE A NICE DAY EVERYONE!!1
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WIE (wrestlers in equestria)
The nature boy Ric Flair Vs. The alicorns and Spike
The Nature Boy woke with a start. He was in a library and was surrounded by two ponies with wings and horns and a small dragon.
'WOOO!!!' thought the nature boy. which meant 'this must be a dream! I always dream about wrestling so by means of deduction I can assume I should wrestle these ponies!'
Yeah, the Nature Boy's a thinker. Wanna fight about it?
"Twilight! I'm scared!" said the small dragon to the purple pony.
"WOOOO!!!" Replied the nature boy.
"What's going on here? Cadance what do you think?" The purple pony said in a collected manner to the larger pink one.
"I don't know." replied the pink pony. She looked at the Nature Boy. "Who are you?"
The nature boy jumped over to the pink pony and chopped her on the head.
"I'M A LIMOSIUNE RIDIN', JET FLYIN', KISS STEALIN', WHEELIN' DEALIN' SON OF A GUN!!!!! WOOOO!!!!" Said the Nature Boy as he chopped the pony again.
Ric jumped into the air and drop kicked this pony, causing her to slam against the wall behind her. A purple aura enveloped the Nature Boy but had no effect on his intense wrestling style.
The purple pony was distressed. "My magic won't work on him!"
The nature boy lunged towards her and picked her up by her neck. He raised the terrified pony to his eyes, staring her down.
"WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Screamed the nature boy at a deafening volume. The purple pony squealed out in pain from the intense volume, but was silenced by the nature boy with a chop to the head.
Ric Flair wrapped his right arm around this pony's head, positioning her horn just outside of his right shoulder. He fell backwards, slamming this pony's head into the hard floor and snapping her horn. She screamed but the ref wasn't around to see anything, so it was legal.
Ric threw the purple pony at the pink one, slamming them against one another. The purple one fell unconscious from the pain and the pink one was attempting to comfort her. The small dragon was staring in fear at the sight of this match-up until the Nature Boy did a triple back flip over to him. The dragon tried to run away but was stopped short by a boot to the head. The dragon flew backwards and hit the wall.
"THIS AIN'T NO GARDEN PARTY, BROTHER, THIS IS WRESTLING, WHERE ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE!!!" said the nature boy as he grabbed the dragon and sat him in the corner of the room.
Ric Flair backed up a couple of steps before running forward and slamming his knee into the face of this poor baby dragon. The baby dragon couldn't take much damage and was out cold after a couple of attacks. Ric Flair looked towards the pink pony. She was trembling with fear, blood covered her face from the chops and drop kick.
"GET READY, CAUSE YOU'RE LIVING IN FLAIR COUNTRY NOW!!!" said the nature boy as he ran towards the pink pony.
He grabbed her right hind hoof, squeezing it tight. He then placed his right leg in between her hind legs and folded her right hoof under his knee. Ric continued bending her leg until it folded over her left leg, which Flair held straight forward. The Nature Boy sat down and began applying pressure to the famous hold, causing pain to rush up this pink pony's leg. Flair had just invented the figure-four hoof lock.
"PLEASE!!!! AAAAHHHHH!! IT HURTS!" Screamed the pony named Cadence. Ric Flair wouldn't stop until she tapped out, but Cadence didn't know this. Ric continued adding pressure until, finally, Cadence's leg snapped like a twig. She screamed out in pain and began to cry. The Nature Boy released her from this death-lock, only to jump on her, slamming his right elbow into her chest. Ric Flair lifted her back legs, making sure the now-unconscious pony's shoulders were on the ground.
"ONE!!! TWO!!!!! THREE!!!!!!" screamed the Nature Boy. As he finished the three-count he began strutting around the library.
"WOOOOOOOOO!!!!" the Nature Boy screamed. WOOO indeed.
The nature boy exited the library, deciding to find out who else he could wrestle today.
WIE (wrestlers in equestria)
six-man tag-team Vs. Celestia
Zach Ryder found himself in the middle of a strange pony-town. He was confused and scared, looking for something to wrestle. In the distance he could see five people, all wearing spandex and boots.
He ran up to the famous five wrestlers and greeted them.
"Thank goodness you guys are here!! We must be having connected dreams or something. Have you found anything to wrestle?" Zach asked.
The five champions regaled each other with the tales of their victories, each time erupting into their trademark poses or sayings.
Just then, two large alicorns with crowns flew down from the sky and yelled at the legends and the one internet wrestler.
"Who do you think you are?" Asked the larger, white pony.
Each wrestler replied with a witty comeback, making the princesses angrier.
"You can't just come to my land and hurt my loyal subjects!! I will make sure you learn your places!"
The White pony shot down a magical beam, creating a large wrestling mat in the middle of town. The two princesses floated down onto the mat and invited the wrestlers to do the same.
"If we win, you six will be executed. If you win, then we will let you go free." Said the smaller black pony.
The wrestlers all agreed and jumped into the ring, eager for a fight.
"one at a time, tag-team match." said the white princess. "I will start us off."
The wrestlers chose The Hulkster to go first.
The bell rang and started off the match. The Hulkster started off with a punch, which the princess dodged. Celestia Bucked The Hulkster in the back, catching him off guard. She attempted to kick him again but was surprised when Hulk lunged out of the way, delivering a sweet drop-kick to Celestia's ribs. She fell back, allowing the Hulkster to punch her in the face. The hulk kept it going,punching the princess over and over again, gaining momentum with every punch. He swung a sixt time but this one Celestia ducked, punching Hogan on his body twice before rushing up behind him and delivering a major suplex. Hogan was in trouble and he needed to reach his friends hand. He atteptedto get up but the princess continued kicking him.
Hogan used the last of his strength to quickly roll to Celestia's legs, grabbing her hooves and pulling them from underneath her. She fell forward only to be greeted by a knee to the face mailed directly from hogan airlines. The Hulkster Jumped up and ran to his friends, slapping the hand of Macho Man Randy Savage.
Randy Savage jumped onto the ropes and dove onto the princess, smashing her rib cage with an elbow. She cried out, but wasn't going to be defeated so easily. She kicked up, causing Macho Man to fall off of her, allowing her to get up. She drop kicked the Macho Man, causing him to fall back into the ropes. Randy used the ropes to launch himself back towards Celestia, delivering a hard clothesline to the face. She fell onto the floor, her face sticking up into the air. Randy ran to the other side of the ring and launched off of those ropes, stopping just next to Celestia. He readied his elbow and kicked out his leg, sending his massive elbow straight into the face of Celestia.
"OOOOOHHHH YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" said the Macho Man as he raised up and booted the princess on the chest.
The Macho Man Hopped over to the ropes ant tagged in Eddie Guerrero. Eddie back flipped into the ring and landed on Celestia, knocking the wind out of her. Eddie moved her to the corner and began pummeling her with a barrage of punches, chops, and slaps. He picked her up once again and sat her on the corner ropes. He then climbed the ropes himself and placed her head into his right armpit.
"VIVA LA RAZA!!!" yelled Eddie as he jumped back, sending Celestia with him. Her head struck the fround with incredible force and shook the entire mat. Celestia was dazed and knew she needed to tag in her sister. Eddie attempted to pin Celestia but was cut off by a kickup. Celestia then chopped him on the head, dazing Eddie for a moment. She leaped to her sister and smacked her hoof.
Luna's turn.
Author's Note
Dedicated to CyberPhantom
WIE (wrestlers in equestria)
six-man tag-team Vs. Luna
Luna jumped into the ring, bucking Eddie Guerrero on the rib cage. Eddie was hurt and rolled over to slap The Rocks hand.
The Rock hopped in, not wasting any time. He ave Luna a boot to the head, causing her to fall backwards. He pushed her into the ropes, causing her to bounce off and fly back straight into the right arm of The Rock. Luna crashed against the mat, only having a moment of calm before receiving The Peoples Elbow from The Rock. Luna coughed up blood onto the mat The Rock was just too intense.
Dwayne got Luna to stand on her hind legs, she was a bit wobbly but wouldn't stay that way or long. The Rock pulled her towards himself, running forwards until his right arm made connection with her head. The Rock lifted Luna into the air before slamming her hard against the mat. The Rock decided to let the others have some fun, so he jumped over and smacked the Nature Boy's hand.
"WOOOOOO!!!!" called out the Nature Boy as he ran into the ring. Luna was still on the ground, in perfect position for a figure-four hoof lock. The nature boy implemented the devastating hold on the princess, causing her to cry out in pain.
"OWWW! THE PAIN IS DOUBLED!!" cried out Luna.
The Nature boy realized the princess wasn't tapping, so he applied as much pressure as he could, snapping the hind leg of this princess. She cried out as the Nature Boy released her, only to chop her in the face several times. The Nature Boy wasn't finished, he climbed up the corner and posed, savoring the moment. Ric Flair jumped off of the corner, landing on Luna with both of his knees. You could hear the sound of ribs snapping and bones cracking.
Luna whimpered, attempting to keep herself Conscious. She tried to crawl to her sister, but the Nature Boy dragged her by her front legs over to the opposite side of the mat. Ric Flair slapped the hand of the inexperienced Zach Ryder.
Zach was ready for his moment to shine. He grabbed Luna and threw her into the Corner, making sure that she was sitting like a human being. He backed up a few steps and the sprinted towards the princess.
"BROSKI BOOT!!!" Yelled Zach as he lifted his foot and botted Luna across her face. She was barely conscious now, but that wouldn't stop Zach Ryder. He held her by her front shoulders, making sure that she was balanced on her one hind leg. He then jumped up and lifted his right leg, slamming his right thigh into Luna's face. She toppled backwards and was slammed into the floor.
"ROUGH RYDER!!!" Yelled Zach as he completed his signature move.
Luna was moving her eyes and blinking, but was clearly out for good. Zach decided to pity her and lied across her stomach, slamming his open hand into the mat.
"ONE!!!! TWO!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled Zach excitedly. All of the legends were yelling ecstatically and running onto the Mat to congratulate Zach. After a minute or so of wild celebration Hogan silenced everyone and waled up to Zach.
"Brother," said Hogan, "Good job." As he said this he reached out his beefy hand, bending his elbow. Zach took the hand of his ew friend as everyone flexed their muscles excitedly. Soon, everyone was bro-hugging and taunting the two sisters. The beauty of this moment of victory caused the universe to rip once-again, bringing all the wrestlers back to the cage match.
They all looked around, realizing that they must have only been out for a few seconds. They all got up and looked at each other.
"LET'S DO THIS!!" they all screamed, having more respect for each other than when they started this match.
(Freeze frame)
Author's Note
bonus chapters comin' up brothers!
WIE (wrestlers in equestria)
Ultimate Warrior awoke with a start.
He was in a large castle filled with ponies. 'This is an awesome dream!' thought the Warrior as he got up.
"It's another wrestler!! Seize him!!!" said five guards down a hall. The Ultimate warrior watched them approach, staying in the large all he was in. The guards were now in the room, circling the Warrior and preparing to attack.
"EEEEEIOOOOOWWOWIWIEIWIWIEWIWAAAWWWSSSWWWWOOOIIIU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the warrior. This battle cry was so loud, savage, and unintelligble that the guards were instantly filled with dread and fear.
The warrior took the opening, swinging his foot behind him, making contact with a guard behind him. This guard flew backwards, crashing against a wall. The Warrior reached out and grabbed two pegasi by their wings, crushing their bones in his hands as he lifted them off of the ground. A guard unicorn jumped on his back, locking his hoofs around the Ultimate Warriors muscular neck. Big mistake.
The Ultimate Warrior swung the two pegasi towards his back, smacking them against the unicorn on his back. Bones crunched at the impact and the unicorn loosened his grip. The Warrior jumped onto his back, crushing the unicorn with his body weight. The Warior then Slammed the two pegasi into each other and then the floor. They slumped in his grip, so he released them watching them go slack on the floor.
The Warrior looked around to see the last conscious guard shaking in the corner, sobbing loudly. The Warrior picked up the unconscious unicorn and walked over to this crying guard.He then snapped the horn off of this unicorn and shoved it up a-place -horns-shouldn't-be. The guard cried out in pain, begging for mercy.
The warrior then lifted the pony over his head and slammed him down bottom first. The horn was shoved deeper than should be possible, ripping apart this guards rectum. He was almost out from the pain, but was jumped on by the Ultimate Warrior. Now, the Warrior couldn't count, so he improvised.
"UUUNNNGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPPPPBVBBBRBEEREEEEEE!!!!!!!"
The Ultimate Warrior woke with a start. He was in his bed safe and sound. He looked towards his sheets to find them stuck to his pants.
They needed to be washed.
Author's Note
sssswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
WIE (wrestlers in equestria)
Bonus chapter: Steve Austin Vs. Iron Will
Stone Cold Steve Austin awoke with a start. He found himself on a stage in front of several hundred ponies. He was alone on the stage, save for one large minotaur. He was muscular and angry-looking. 'This has to be a dream.' thought Steve as he rose.
"Who are you?" asked the minotaur who's name the ponies were chanting. He was angry at Steve Austin for interrupting his seminar.
"I'M STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU BETTER GIVE YOURSELF TO THE LORD, OR SOMEONE, BECAUSE YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!" said Steve, not enjoying the tone Iron Will was taking.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? INTERRUPTING MY SEMINAR AND INSULTING ME IN FRONT OF MY FANS!! LET ME SHOW MY FANS AN EXAMPLE OF BEING ASSERTIVE!" said Iron Will.
Iron charged at Steve, but Stone Cold was too fast and jumped out of the way, sticking out his foot to trip Iron Will. Iron fell to the floor before receiving a heavy elbow from Stone Cold. Steve wouldn't stop there,though. He lifted Iron Will over his head and slammed him down headfirst, cracking open Iron Will's head on the stage. The crowd was cheering and jeering at the intense action on stage as Stone Cold continued o pummel Iron.
"I'M ABOUT OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS ON YOU!!" screamed Stone Cold as he stood the wobbly Iron Will up.
Steve Austin turned his back to Iron Will and reached his arm over to the back of Iron's head, holding him there firmly. Steve dropped down, bending Iron's head towards the ground, smashing his face on Steve's shoulder. Teeth were broken along with Iron's nose as he fell back, nearly unconscious. Stone Cold jumped onto Iron, causing a loud 'PUM' to ring out through the now silent crowd. Stone Cold began smashing his hand against the ground, counting with every hit.
"ONE!!!!!!!!!!!TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled Steve Austin.
Stve Austin just had the best wet dream of his life
Author's Note
SONE COLD FOR THE WIN!
