Reader, you were warned. In this story, though you may not believe it, revolves around true events. This is the true tale of four legendary beings whose origins unknown, but with benevolent and selfless intentions. Their widespread destruction of evil was the stuff of-
What up Leo?
sigh, Do you mind Ulysses? I'm trying to narrate here.
Cool story bro. Could I borrow a couple of your S.E.W. grenades?
Whu-… Why in the hell do you want them?
Me and Cervantes wanted to see if we could fly after attaching them to the bottom of the Humvee.
Hurry the hell up! The sooner we get this done, the sooner I can prove that bitch Rainbow Dash wrong!
You know what? I don't even wanna know. Just take 'em.
Sweet! See you after we get out of the Intensive Care Unit!
This, is a story about… sigh… my family.
[Attention: On Hiatus because the author is a lazy b:ajsmug:ch who can't think of what to write at the time]
< Greetings readers! The Lonely Rhode here. I've been wanting to start a story, so here I am! Couldn't do it for a while since my computer was suffering from a virus, So here you go. Rated M for Mature due to Gore, Drug/ Alcohol reference, Sexual reference, Thick amounts of profanity, Brief contemplation of having sex with another species, Abusing self with razor for dirty thoughts about said species, Crying in cold shower afterwards, Fruit costumes, and Insanity. You have been warned. Comedy tag may be there, but comedy only pops up when things aren't going to shit for the Rhodes.
I will accept ideas for things such as OC's and what not, such as artifacts, locations, technologies, characters, and species. I'll even take human OC's. Think about it, humans get slapped in Equestria. Who's to say more won't arrive? Also, No romance. If you're a shipper or… gag… Clopper, than that's up to you, but please don't bring those kind of suggestions to me, because I will NOT add any of that to my story. Sorry, but it's not happening, so come to peace with it. It will come close, but will never really happen. The story takes place around the Dragonshy episode, and after that point I'll decide if I should go canon or split off from the story line. And if I do attempt to be canon… It most likely will be a jumbled up mess instead. I couldn't even tell you which season Dragonshy came from. Main character icons will change as the story progresses too. If you have made a dislike, please explain why and tell me what I need to fix. Good day Sir/Madam.