So uh, you know all those stories where some random Brony McBumblefuck goes off to Equestria and has a jolly ol' time? Yeah, well now it's my turn. One second, messing about on the interwebs, next second, off to the magical land of Equestria. Time to fuck some shit up, if you know what I mean.

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So, it's like, ten at night and I haven't slept in a few days, so, fucking self-insert. Hate it if you want, but it's gonna keep going, and the guys in the call as I'm writing this are finding it hi-fucking-larious.