
Salt, Anger, And Booze
Meet Jon. A salty salty man who only knows how to be anger and destroy what's around him. When he is thrown into Equestria he does the only thing he can think to do... Punch his way to answers. With the enemies of the past coming back to try and destroy Equestria will Jon step up to help or just let the world burn? The real question is, is Jon going to be a better solution?
This is a shameless self insert fic. I wrote this on a dare and at first made it cliche and annoying but I am putting this up strictly because I have been very dedicated in the past with all of my work. When I started this I wanted to make it bad but slowly I began making changes to make it better. You will see the same cliche junk that is in a lot of Self inserts but how Jon grows as a character is drastic. You can see when I started to take this seriously and I am keeping it this way on purpose to show how even when someone starts a story as a joke or out of spite it can improve and change to be something it wasn't supposed to be.
In all seriousness this story at times will make you cringe and other times you can see the effort put into it. I don't care if this story does poorly or extremely well it is a sign that I still want to write for you guys.
So Enjoy if you do hate it if you want. I will try to write more things up for you guys and try my hardest to go against the grain and write things that I hope are original.
This story contains Anthro, blood, gore, cheesy one liners, and Psychological disorders. You have been warned.
Cover Art by ElementBrigade





28 Chapters:
- Chapter 1: Salt Meets Equestria 2016-07-16 18:09:46 UTC2148
- Chapter 2: Lock It Away 2016-07-16 18:11:06 UTC2010
- Chapter 3:Critical Flaw 2016-07-16 18:12:14 UTC1698
- Chapter 4: Pure Anger Management 2016-07-16 18:13:36 UTC1474
- Chapter 5: The Parasite 2016-07-16 18:14:46 UTC1838
- Chapter 6: Rage Boiled Over 2016-07-16 18:16:27 UTC2828
- Chapter 7: One of Light and One of Dark 2016-07-16 18:18:11 UTC2238
- Chapter 8: I'm Not Stupid 2016-07-16 18:21:31 UTC2068
- Chapter 9: Prepping The Plan 2016-07-16 18:29:14 UTC2218
- Chapter 10: Feed On My Rage 2016-07-16 18:30:52 UTC2658
- Chapter 11: Not Again 2016-07-16 18:32:25 UTC2185
- Chapter 12: The Hardest Test 2016-07-16 18:34:04 UTC2666
- Chapter 13: GOD DAMMIT! 2016-07-16 18:36:06 UTC1655
- Chapter 14: The Pain of A Time limit 2016-07-16 18:39:51 UTC1058
- Chapter 15: A Cold Wind Blows 2016-07-16 18:44:58 UTC1436
- Chapter 16: I'm Here To Kick Ass 2016-07-16 18:47:32 UTC1700
- Chapter 17: And Kick Ass I Shall 2016-07-16 18:55:19 UTC2031
- Chapter 18: I Did It And Would Again 2016-07-16 18:56:33 UTC1316
- Chapter 19: Gone For So Long 2016-07-16 18:57:49 UTC670
- Chapter 20: But Not Forgotten 2016-07-16 19:20:21 UTC2507
- Chapter 21: Engage Protocol 8 Unrelenting Force 2016-07-16 19:28:51 UTC1565
- Chapter 22: Aftermath 2016-07-16 19:31:08 UTC707
- Epilogue: OH COME ON! 2016-07-16 19:37:27 UTC1347
- Bonus 1: Meet The Parents 2016-07-28 18:53:43 UTC2885
- Bonus 2: Hell Of A Party 2016-07-30 23:35:13 UTC2877
- Bonus 3: Bells Ring 2016-09-03 17:25:14 UTC2195
- Bonus 4: 300 Years 2016-09-04 01:20:24 UTC2097
- S.A.A.B Sequel 2016-12-30 02:18:18 UTC20