How do old friends react when they see each other after a long time spent apart? They get excited, share a hug, make plans for some fun, and usually look forward to another meeting very soon. What does a best friend do? He drop kicks the unsuspecting fool screaming at the top of his lungs and proceeds to drag the limp body into the nearest bar for some catching up.

Most would consider the latter group falling under psychotic, but one such individual finds himself in a new land filled with harmony, kindness, serenity, and soft friendships with other painfully boring lifestyles that can't possibly entertain the raging desire to test the very meaning of patience. Since there isn't any easy fix sending him home he'll just have to make due submitting the poor locals to his own brand of friendship.