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Your Human and You: I Refuse to Play

by Cicero Niche
My life, dignity, and voice were all stolen from me, and these Equines think themselves my betters. I aim to prove them wrong. Social consequences be damned, I WILL HAVE MY PANTS!

I am a student of philosophy, a distinguished gentleman. I've studied politics, histories, great minds of the ages!

The humans around me are slobbering beasts. Like pit bulls; dangerous, but trainable. Even caring if properly cared for.

These ponies think I'm one of those poor sods, but I know better. I am a man, not a beast, even if these ponies don't believe it. The ponies want me to act my part and fall in line, but I will not.

I like my pants, and no pony will take them from me.

A story for the Your Human and You-verse, original story by MadMaxtheBlack

Incomplete
Sex
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Human
 
DDTO

69975 words: Estimated about 6 hours to read
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21 Chapters:

  1. Chapter One: Headaches, Nudists, and Monsters, Oh My! 2014-01-21 17:32:06 UTC
    3047
  2. Chapter Two: I'm Great With Kids, Really! 2014-01-27 00:37:05 UTC
    4530
  3. Chapter Three: The Magic Number 2014-02-03 04:10:16 UTC
    3636
  4. Chapter Four: Why Do I Ever Go Outside? 2014-02-16 23:33:28 UTC
    2665
  5. Chapter Five: Shopping 2014-02-23 23:25:55 UTC
    2837
  6. Chapter Six: An Apple a Day 2014-03-02 21:27:44 UTC
    2185
  7. Chapter Seven: Lucky Me 2014-03-30 17:51:22 UTC
    4689
  8. Chapter Eight: 2014-04-14 03:34:01 UTC
  9. Chapter Nine: No More Chapter Titles 2014-06-10 14:04:54 UTC
  10. Omake One: Twenty Years Past 2014-04-29 02:59:10 UTC
    5279
  11. Chapter 10 2014-07-03 17:20:30 UTC
    4012
  12. Chapter 11 2014-07-11 04:24:50 UTC
    3712
  13. Chapter 12 2014-09-27 22:46:25 UTC
    4395
  14. Chapter 13 2014-12-13 23:36:47 UTC
  15. Chapter 14 2015-03-08 02:48:37 UTC
    5455
  16. Chapter 15 2015-03-26 19:09:18 UTC
    4104
  17. Chapter 16 2015-08-20 20:41:24 UTC
    4242
  18. Chapter 17: The One in Which I Re-introduce Chapter Titles 2015-12-07 06:20:43 UTC
    4591
  19. Chapter 18: Well, That's a Pleasant Surprise 2016-02-16 01:04:46 UTC
    2652
  20. Chapter 19: Adventure is for Chumps 2016-03-30 01:20:11 UTC
    3490
  21. Chapter 20: Singing in the Rain Gets You Sick 2016-06-20 03:18:06 UTC
    4454