Janos was a very happy thief, a broke thief, but a happy one nonetheless, he had a job he loved and a partner who didn't try to kill him over his share of the loot, but still he grew tired of his life of crime and decided to take a vacation. You know? Take his mind off things, get away from the job, away from his partner and away from the crowds of New York.
He just didn't realize how far away he was going to end up.
Now he is left alone in a world where everything has decided to make as little sense as possible, hired to protect six little mares who seem to get in way more trouble than anyone should be capable of.
This is the story of a thief named Janos and how his life was forever changed when an extra-dimensional goddess called for a hero.

Temporary cover art by CosmicUnicorn
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On a side note, anyone interested in proof reading and/or editing this mess for me? Just contact me through PM an I'll get back to you as soon as I can.