All David wanted was an ordinary life- not necessarily something to shout about, but to at least be proud of. He had found his calling: a humble teacher who had dreams of settling down and living a pseudo-middle-class life. Now, Mr. Bayard has a small problem: he needs to carry out some princess’ special orders in a land that he knows nothing about. Oh yeah, and he’s got two children from his class with him for company.

Outsourced, out of his depth, and acting as a complete outlier, he must dictate the balance between finding his place in a new world whilst also keeping the only remnants of his past life in check, lest they all be lost to the blurred space between. Just do what these new guys want, then go home: what could be simpler than that?

Is crudely inserted into- and subsequently ruins- about mid-season 5 onwards. Because why not?

Includes 'Sex' tag for sexual references only, I'm sure.

Oh yeah, any sexual activity will be human/pony.