An enchanted storm rips across Equestria leaving alien detritus in its wake. One particularly terrible storm pounds Ponyville one day while Twilight seeks a way to end this horrible weather plague, but this storm always leaves foreign debris in its aftermath so what will it bring this time.

Elsewhere a sailor fights against the very sea he has worked for so many years only to end up in a strange new land facing an apparent language barrier. We can only hope a bridge can be made between the two species

Being an author and member of this site I am contractually obligated to write a human in Equestria story (it's true look it up)[Knighty threatened to break my kneecaps with a wrench if I didnt] so here's my crack at it

Note it will contain an ass load of swearing and Spanish to english translations for those of you taking spanish as a second language

P. S. This wont be one of those pussy ass EMOTION filled stories