
Harold and Kumar Go to Equestria
Harold Lee and Kumar Patel get stoned for a Saturday morning "wake and bake" of nonproductive TV watching, and after the batteries in their remote control die, they find themselves watching a pony mare-a-thon.
Who knew that the portal to Equestria would be located in an cheap apartment in New Jersey? How interesting that marijuana has never been heard of, and therefore is legal in Equestria? And most of all, who would have ever thought that the climate in Equestria would be perfect for the cultivation of fast growing and amazingly potent cannabis sativa? Follow Harold and Kumar as they discover that friendship is magic, ponies are awesome, and the answers to the big questions in life are not to be found in this story.
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Note that the cover art is the inspiration for the story, but it will be replaced by permanent art later.





31803 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read
16 Chapters:
- Chapter 1: On the Couch 2013-06-02 12:15:04 UTC2232
- Chapter 2: Through the Looking Glass, Darkly 2013-06-04 12:21:56 UTC1651
- Chapter 3: Harold, We're Not in Cherry Hill Any More 2013-06-06 03:56:34 UTC2325
- Chapter 4: Tetrahydrocannabinokiedokie! 2013-06-08 13:57:35 UTC1869
- Chapter 5: Treeguests 2013-06-10 17:59:52 UTC2514
- Chapter 6: Kumar Uses a Toilet 2013-06-18 11:57:19 UTC1062
- Chapter 7: Welcome to Ponyville and Who The Hell Are You? 2014-06-10 17:37:44 UTC1560
- Chapter 8: Baked Goods 2014-06-11 04:21:54 UTC
- Chapter 9: A Dirty Picture is Worth a Thousand Dirty Words 2014-06-12 12:12:05 UTC2701
- Chapter 10: The Morning After the Night Before 2014-06-14 04:10:35 UTC2106
- Chapter 11: Equestrian Cannabis, Inc. 2014-06-20 01:13:26 UTC2219
- Chapter 12: Weed, Interrupted 2014-07-02 12:38:17 UTC2575
- Chapter 13: Revelation! 2014-07-06 13:09:09 UTC1917
- Chapter 14: Wheeling and Dealing 2015-01-21 05:16:32 UTC2193
- Chapter 15: Free Enterprise 2019-05-20 20:52:18 UTC2323
- Chapter 16: The Naked and the Bred 2019-05-21 20:28:42 UTC2556