Chapters MLP: Ponies taste like magic
I sigh as I stand still on top of this pillar. I'm not here because I want to be, no. I'm here because I was hit by those 'Elements of Harmony'. Now I'm a statue, a statue that all the 'ponies' like to ask questions about. Ha! If Celestia actually had the balls to tell them what I can do......well, they would have nightmares about Xenomorphes for generations.
I look around, yes I can look around even though I'm in stone, and spot a group of 'ponies' coming my way. I say 'ponies' because they look nothing like ponies. They stand up, meaning they're bipedal, they have hands, hell, the only place they have hooves are their 'feet', they-you know what, I can go on and on about how their not ponies.....but I'm not going to waste that much time. Basically they stand up and some of them have dildos sticking out of their heads or/and wings. Although, some don't have them.
The group comes to a stop in front of me. The group is nothing special, there's smug bitch one and two, nerdy boy at the front, nerdy girl at the front with her two stupid friends who will end up on the low of economic scale and finally Miss 'I only see what you and your friends do but not the other 20 kids shouting and messing about.'...Before you ask, school wasn't exactly a highlight for me. Being bored, again, I decide to listen to what they're saying. I might not be able to talk now, but I can still understand my, or their, language.
"Miss Cheerilee, what's that?" A female pony said. Hey, I turned into a female once I'm pretty sure I can tell a boy from a girl. The teacher, or Miss Cheerily, turns her delicious head around and-she turns around and looks at me. 'Miss Cheerily' is a 'normal pony' with a dark pink coat and light white/pink mane. She's wearing a pink dress with dark pink boots. The dress has small white stripes in it, almost like a candy cane. She looks like a fucking whore.
"Ah...I don't actually know a lot about this one...let's see what it says about him." The whore suggests. "It says...this represents extinction. It represents a race that nearly wiped out ponies all together and is a sign that we should be carful how we treat other animals or they may get wiped out for good." She says. Ha! Yeah, right. I really represent why you ponies are weak and pathetic prey. The only reason you're still alive is because that bitch Celestia and whore Luna had to use the Elements of hax on me and my babies.... don't look at me like that, I evolved into a Queen and loved my little drones and warriors. They're fucking awesome....or were.
"Ha! It looks like some weird, ugly pony thing. How could something THAT ugly even come close to wiping us out." Smug bitch one says.
'Bitch! I will pour acid down your fucking neck and chop you into tiny pieces. So tiny you'll make ants seem like giants.' I mentally say.
'Hmm, a bit chaotic...don't you think.' I hear. It sounded like someone is using magic to read my mind. I would know, considering that's how Celestia and Luna talked with me in the final battle. Grr, if I hadn't taken my time to rip that pathetic Starswirl the Bearded apart I might of been able to beat them.
'The fuck you want?' I think. I hear chuckling from that male voice.
'You certainly are a bad girl, aren't you.' The voice says.
'Bitch! I'm not even a girl! I use to be a twenty foot tall Queen, but after those whores hit me with the Elements of Rape, I turned back into a simple, genderless drone.' I say back to the voice. The voice chuckles.
'Yes, I saw that battle with Celestia and Luna. Heck, your the one who inspired me to cause chaos.' The voice, or should I say Discord, says.
'Yeah. Well, unlike you Discord, I'm actually evil...seriously, the only evil you did was eating Celestia's cake.'
'What about my chocolate rain clouds?' Discord asks. I laugh at him.
'Yeah, because ending world hunger is evil.' I say rolling my eyes (mentally). I can fell Discord frown at that. Don't ask me how I just can.
'Hmph. I was going to release you, but sin-'
'You better not be shitting me.' I say, cutting him of. I can feel Discord smirk, as he starts to speak again. This time with a smug voice.
'Heavens no, couldn't take a dump even if I wanted to-'
'Dipshit. Either release me or fuck off. '
'-I will cast a spell that will free you at midnight.' Discord says. I frown mentally at that.
'What, so you can go door to door trying to find 'the love of your life'. Despite the fact you can't remember what she fucking looks like. Seriously, Discord, your a moron. You probably can't even remember the face of the one you love after ten hours.' I rant. 'Besides, I'm not sure what crack your on, but how are you going to free me if your in stone yourself?' Discord laughs out loud.
"Oh, man or girl. You're fun to listen to...as for freeing you. I'm not sure if you noticed, but that group caused enough chaos to free me while we had that LOVELY conversation." Discord says, as in talking with his mouth. I look forward and see what appears to be a normal man, not pony, he actually looks human, wearing a brown coat with gray fedora on his head and a red bowtie...he's not wearing any bottoms for some weird reason. Also his eyes look like he just took drugs and put red contact lenses in. I decide not to think to hard on it and focus about what he said about freeing me.
'Yes, free me. Also, get some fucking trousers on or some shit. I don't need to see your fucking pink boxers...well, put some pants on after screwing with Celestia, is what I meant to say.' I say Discord smirks at me.
"Haha. I like the way you think. Very well, at midnight the spell that keeps you in stone will break......love of my life." Discord says whith a bow.
'Fuck. You.' This is why I hate not having a gender and having to evolve into a Queen.
Discord clicks his fingers together and floats off to screw Celestia...wait.
'Fuck he's not going to literally screw Celestia, is he?...Bitch deserves it anyway.' I think while looking about. I can already see the pink clouds fly all over the place, pouring their load on the nobles. If it were me...the clouds would have acid in them. I chuckle lightly and start to think to myself about what's going on.
'So, this is actually happening....after one thousand and something years...I'll finally be free.' I think to myself. It brings a smile to my face mentally to know I'll be free again...and ripping ponies limb from limb. I remember I wasn't always like that. I had actual feelings, emotions and would probably feel bad about killing these ponies...but after arriving here in my genderless Xenomorph body the feelings I had quickly left. I think it's when I ate that guards head, that I just stopped caring about the fact I need to eat 'smart' animals to live. Or maybe it was when I stabbed my tail through that guard's ass and made it come out his mouth...Not my fault it's so fun to watch your prey squirm and struggle. It's not my fault they taste like magic. And it definitely isn't my fault that my instincts scream at me to just...END them...it's just how it is.
I smirk mentally to myself.
'I can promise you, Celestia, Luna...I will hunt your ponies down, I will find them....and I will make them suffer... like you did to my race...'
MLP: Ponies taste like magic
Past, present and plan for the future
I laugh to myself as I see Discord return to his original spot, as a statue. Bitch, Whore and six other ponies put him back on his stand. Bitch and Whore, a.k.a Celestia and Luna, smile to themselves as Discord is put back and then they start some sort of speech about 'friendship' and how 'I knew my student could defeat you.' Since when did she get a student. I thought that tearing Starswirl in front of her would give her the massage of NOT getting apprentices. I smirk as I feel Discord's annoyance, so I decide to rub it in his face.
'So, how'd it go?' I ask. I feel Discord glare at me.
'Oh, it was fine. Can't you see how FREE and HAPPY I am.' He says through his teeth. I smile and chuckle a bit.
'Silly me. I should of realized it straight away. So, Bitch and Whore?' I ask. I can feel Discord's anger lessen.
'No....it was the NEW girls.' Discord says.
I look down at the six girls celebrating about catching Discord. One has a black mane with a hot pink stripe in it. She's wearing a purple dress and some purple boots. She's not wearing any tights, whore, and has a picture of a star on the side of the dress. The dress is pretty simple with a lighter shade of purple for the accents, nothing special. She is a Unicorn.
There's another one that's wearing similar clothing and is also a Unicorn, besides the fact she's got a white dress and some diamonds on the side, it's preety much the same dress. She has a royal purple mane that is kinda curled. This one is wearing tights though, so she's a bitch.
There's another one wearing a green dress with pink accents and an even longer mane than the other bitch. She has three butterflies at the side of her dress and isn't wearing tights, whore. She's a Pegasus.
The last two I see are not wearing dresses, tomboys, and are pretty much wearing the same clothing. The only difference being color. They both got some navy jeans on. It's just one top is light blue and the other has a light orange one. One has a short Rainbow mane and the other has a blonde mane with a ponytail. The rainbow one is a Pegasus and the other is a 'normal pony.' Oh, and their coats are the same color as there dresses, purple, orange, blue, white, and the only exception being the one with the green dress, yellow. Wait...that's only five.
Suddenly, I feel something hanging of my tail.
"Hey! Girls. Look at this funny statue!" Someone says. I can't get a good look at who, though.
'She's got a pink coat, pink bubbly hair and, you'll never guess, a pink dress with blue accents. She also has three balloons on her dress and is wearing tights. An earth pony.' Discord explains to me. I mentally nod as the pink bitch continues to swing on my tail.
'If she's still here at midnight, I'll kill her in the most brutal way ever.' I say. Luckily, the purple unicorn whore magics her off me.
"Pinkie! You can't just swing on these statues. Even if they do look weird." The purple bitch whore, who is going to die second, says. I can hear Discord chuckle as the other girls get over here.
"Ha! Look at him, he looks like some weird experiment gone wrong." The rainbow one says, while pulling faces at me.
'Okay, change of plan. This tomboy is going down first.' I say. Discord then breaks out into a laugh as the ponies crowed around me.
I stare at Celestia and she stare back at me.
' That's it, Celestia, keep looking. This will be the last thing you see.' The purple one looks at me in confusion.
" Princess, what's this one?" She asks. Celestia stops staring at me and turns to the whore.
"This is Extinction. He too was an enemy from my past." Bitch says. Bitch is still wearing her 'regal' plain white dress as well as having her long flowing rainbow hair. Whore also has the same black dress on but now she has her flowing purple star hair, something she didn't have until after I was defeated. As I think about how smelly their clothes must be, I hear them talk about me. I hear the names Apple Jack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Flutter Shy and Pinkie Pie.
'Least I know who I'm killing first.' I think to myself. I feel Discord frown.
'Kill? Look, I know your a massive seven foot tall killing machine...but why kill them?' Discord asks. I growl mentally at him.
'Why? Because I NEED to. When I first got here, after freaking out, I quickly went to find civilization, help, something. I found the ponies, saw that they are intelligent beings. And you know what, even though everything in me was telling me to kill them, to eat them, I decided to leave them alone, to hunt and evolve elsewhere. So that's what I did, I had a nice hunting ground to feed and evolve from, I could even feel my next transformation coming, the warrior/guard Xenomorph...but then THEY came...
One thousand and something years ago.
I smile as I feast on this cow I just murdered, he's fucking tasty. I've been doing this for a while now, killing any animal I can find that doesn't talk. Last night I sneak attacked a fucking lion...thing. Suddenly, I feel something hit my head. I turn to the side and see a group of 'ponies' armed with bows and swords glaring at me. They appear to be wearing some kind of golden armor and they don't look happy.
"Damn it, I thought that would kill it!" One of them says. I abandon my meal and sprint away on all fours.
"It's getting away!" I hear behind me. I continue running until I find a big tree. I climb up the tree, with my Xenomorph powers, and watch them stop a few meters from me.
'Why are they doing thi-THREAT MUST-what have I ever-KILL-no. No their not a threat. Maybe they just got scared?' I think to myself. It's hard keeping my Xenomorph instincts in control. The ponies all start looking around, trying to find something. 'YOU! THEY'RE TRYING TO FIND YOU! No they're not. May-THEY'RE A THREAT, KILL THEM!' I shake my head, trying to get my mind straight...and that's when it happened...
"So, when we kill this thing, how many bits do you think we'll get?"
'THREAT'
"Don't know. Hey, maybe we can track it to see if there's more. Then we can hunt them, give them to Celestia and get even more money'
'THEY'RE GOING TO HURT OUR RACE...MUST PROTECT...'
"Yeah, maybe we can take their spawns and see if we can sell them as pets." At those words, something inside me clicks. My anger. An anger I didn't even know existed.
'Pets?-PETS?-Pets!-PETS!-PETS!-PETS!' I keep thinking. My Xenomorph instincts kicking in...and I can't stop it.
Before I can even comprehend what I'm doing, I've landed right in front of the ponies, shocking them. After they get out of their shock, One of them charges me while the other two prepare to fire an arrow at me. I grab the one charging and use him as a meat shield to block the arrows, not that they would of done anything to me. The arrows hit the pony and I see his shocked face...before he falls limp in my claws. I throw him at one of the archers then proceed to charge the other. Before he can so much as blink, I've already stabbed my tail between his eyes. I take my tail out and he falls to the ground. I turn to the other archer, he's on the floor with his back to me. I stalk over to him, like a lion, and stand up straight just as he gets up. I quickly get him in a choke hold and move my tail to his face. I can feel his body shake as my tail gets closer to him. He begins to struggle. Feeling amused, I let him go and see what he'll do. He quickly turns around and stares in fear. He snaps out of his trance and charges me with a dagger he had at his side. Before his dagger can reach me, I wrap my tail around his neck and hiss at him with my two mouths. I see the tears stream out of his eyes as he tries to stab me with the dagger. I chuckle and squeeze harder, making him drop the dagger. I open my mouth and move towards his face. I here his muffled screams as my two mouths are inches from his face. I quickly lunge and bite his head. I then proceed to rip it of his body and drop his carcass on forest floor...I smile as I taste the blood of the ponies.
'S-a-F-e...-M-u-S-t...D-e-S-troy...ponies. To insure survival...o-F R-ace.'
Back to the present.
'After that, I learned that Bitch and Whore wanted me dead, they saw me as a threat...well, they were right. In the final battle, I tried to explain to them, explain why I needed to destroy them. Even after they killed all my babies, I still tried to offer them...offer them a way to live in harmony, even though every instinct in my body was telling me to kill them...I gave them a chance. A chance they didn't even listen to. So, yes, Discord. I have to kill them, they're a threat to my survival and my future kind. Since they thought it was so FUNNY to kill my children while all I could do was watch in stone...I'll just have to return the favor. Like I did with Starswirl, I will rip that purple pony, Twilight I believe, apart...then we'll see how their 'Elements' will work.' I say, finishing my mental explanation to Discord.
I don't hear Discord say anything. No snappy remark, no sarcastic joke...he just says nothing.
'...Just so you know, I will free you from your prison. And after we make Celestia suffer... you can rule as much of the world as you want. As long as their is a place for me and my kin.' I say mentally.
'Thanks. So, when you break out, what's the plan?' Discord asks. I smile as I recall a plan I've been thinking about.
'Easy. I'll sneak out the garden, we can both leave a 'message' that we have escaped in the middle of Canterlot, get down the mountain and find a nice large cave to camp at. As well as getting enough food to evolve me back into my Queen form...then we'll attack Canterlot, kill bitch and whore and then move on to the other races.' I say, smiling at my plan. I hear Discord chuckle.
'Did I say so something funny, dipshit?' I ask.
'Yes. You do realize that if 'bitch' and 'whore' are killed, no one can raise the sun and moon.' Discord says. I growl.
'That's why I'm not gonna kill you, so you can raise the sun and moon, dipshit.' I say to him.
I quickly notice that the moon is now high in the sky, as well as the fact there's a party or some shit in the castle. I must of taken a while to explain my story to Discord.
'So, Extinction. How are you going to free me?' Discord asks. I hiss mentally at him.
'First, my name is not 'Extinction'.'
'So, what is your name?' Discord asks. I frown. Ever since I got my new body, I can't remember my name.
'...just call me...Ex.' I say. Discord opens his mouth 'Also, don't says something stupid or I'll free you by drop kicking you off the mountain.' I say. Discord shuts his mouth.
'Alright. But how WILL you free me?'
Just then I feel my stone prison crack.
'I'll show you.'
MLP: Ponies taste like magic
I stretch my limbs as the stone is broken from my body. I quickly activate my heat seeking vision to make sure no one is around. I know it's not actually a heat vision ability, it's just that that's what it seems like to me. In actuality it's something to do with smelling and sensing but I just call it heat vision. It's the best way to describe what it's like. I do a quick sweep of the area and climb down from my spot.
"Alright. My voice still sounds like a bunch of hisses and growls, I still have my heat seeking ability and I can spit acid." I say out loud. I turn to Discord and grin. "Don't worry, you'll soon taste the chaos." I say, even though I'm sure he can't understand me. I begin to crawl through the gardens.
I quickly make it to the castle's side tower and begin to crawl up. It's times like this I'm glad I can climb on pretty much any surface. While climbing, I decide to listen closely. I can hear lots of music and ponies talking, but the ponies are inside at the other side of the castle.
'No problem. I'll just have to go inside and hang on the ceilings.' I think to myself.
I make it to a window and see a guard in obsidian colored armor facing inside. I don't know what idiot faces away from a window but I'm not going to let this opportunity go to waste.
I crawl up so the window is below me and put my tail in through the window. I activate my heat vision and see my target, the neck. I swiftly and quietly grab his neck with my tail, lift him out the window and stare at him. This guard looks kinda like a vampire. Hell, he's even got bat wings. I notice that he's trying to get free. This amuses me, so I decide to make his death special. I squeeze his neck harder, making his mouth open as well as his neck bleed since my tail is kinda a like a sword, and pour my acid down his mouth. I can see it melting his neck as I drop him to the ground. I watch as he tries to yell or scream but fails since I burned his neck. He hits the ground with a thump and lands in a bush. I chuckle slightly and make my way into the window.
I enter the room and can tell that the party is three floors below me by the sounds their making. I climb on the ceiling and make my way around the castle. Along the way I would see some guards walk through, but since I'm on the ceiling, they don't see me. Even if they did look up, the shadows help me blend in.
I make it to the first floor and activate my heat vision. I can see multiple ponies in there, meaning it'll be easy to cause enough chaos to free Discored. There's two exits, one that leads out to the front of the castle and one that leads through the gardens. I see two oblivious guards guarding the front door and I see that none are guarding the one that leads to the garden.
I quietly make my way to the two guards, I use the door to cling on to as I slowly prepare my attack. I make it right behind the guards and strike. I claw the first ones neck making him gurgke and fall to the ground. The other guard sees this but, before he can react, I decapitate him with my tail.
I grab the spears that the guards were holding and put them through the door handles. Now if the ponies try to run, they'll have to go through the gardens to get out...the garden that Discord is in.
I crawl back on the walls and make my way back outside, hiding the body's in a bush as I do.
I make my way out into the gardens and see a window with a pillar in front of it. I go through that window, since it provides a shadow for me to hide in, and look at the party. Ponies. Lots of anthro ponies dancing, drinking and having fun. It sickens me. How can they just do nothing productive and still be the most dominant? When I was leading my Xenomorphs I made sure everyone had a job. There was no messing about and certainly no fucking party's.
I shake my head and climb up the pillar, making sure no one spots me. Me being spotted would cause chaos but then Bitch and Whore would just trap me in stone and make sure to keep in close sight. Meaning, that unless Discord can act serious, I won't be able to let my plan take effect.
I reach the ceiling and hang upside down from it. From what I can tell, everyone is drinking...cider. I move so I'm directly above a drink of cider and open my mouth. I need to plan this perfectly, I need to make sure no one sees me drop the acid in his drink and I also need to make sure it's enough to kill him. Yes, the drink I'm poisoning is a dudes. I don't think anyone will mind if this fucker dies. He kinda looks like the tenth doctor from doctor who...I always liked Matt Smith better anyway.
I see my moment and drop my acid in to his drink. Two drops should be enough for him to die. Not instantly, he needs to make a scene before dying. The guy takes a nice long drink and puts the drink down on the table. Before he dies I decide to make my way back down the pillar so I'm close to the window.
I make to the window just as the guy starts to keel over in pain. Everyone quickly notices and stops what they're doing. After a few seconds his face starts going pale and he begins to cough up blood. Nobody moves, they're to shocked to do anything. The stallion starts to cough up more blood and is now facedown on the ground. The guards run over and try to help him up, but as they do, he coughs up a nice long stream off blood, forcing the guards to drop him. He breaths heavily and is banging the ground with his hands, trying to stop the pain. The Princesses just stand and watch. But what did you expect? They're not exactly good for anything unless they got the Elements of Fucking you up on. The stallion finely stops hitting the ground and his breaths stop, leaving his now colorless eyes to stare at the ground and his mouth too pour out lots of blood.
Everyone is silent. I use this to sneak out the window and make my way behind Discord's frozen form. After what seems like an eternity, a scream fills the air and everyone starts pushing and shoving...at least that's what it sounds like. After a few seconds, ponies start sprinting past Discord all unorganized, shouting, screaming, pushing...biting? Anyway, it's just utter chaos. Just what Discord needs. It's almost as if I can hear Discord thanking me and grinning as all this chaos happens. I decide to sit back and wait for all the ponies to leave the area. Guards are now looking filing the room the party was In to find out what happened. To bad that even if they did find out what, I will be long gone with Discord by then.
Speaking of the dipshit. I notice his stone prison start to crack. I sit back and silently watch as he is freed again...still in his pink boxers. He cracks his neck and turns around to face me.
"Thank you, my dear. Now, let's escape. Shall we?" He says, holding his hand out. I grab his hand and squeeze it, making him fall on one knee as I crush his hand.
"I have no gender...yet. Until then, you'll either call me boss, or thing. Not DEAR." I say. I use to be a boy, so it just feels wrong to be regarded as a female. Call it man pride, I'd rather be called it or thing then she and her. He nods his head and I let his hand go.
"Alright, de-thing. Hold on to me and we'll be out of here in no time." I grab his shirt.
"Wait...you can understand me?" I ask. He nods.
"Yes. You see, I simply-"
"HALT!" I hear. Me and Discord turn to face the noise, only to see a pissed off looking Luna. I look down at Discord, were both the same height, around seven foot tall, and open my mouth to speak.
"I would say something along the lines of get some fucking jeans on...but I think we should piss off before we have to face a pissed off whore." I suggest. Discord gives me a 'you don't say' face and clicks his fingers.
With that, me and dipshit disappear.
MLP: Ponies taste like magic
In a bright flash, me and Discord appear in the middle of a familiar forest. I take a look around and notice that this forest is just how I remember it...except even shitter.
I turn to face Discord, who is now wearing pants, and start to speak to him.
"Why did you transport us here?" I ask. Discord smirks and pulls out two chairs.
"Well, thing. What better place to set up camp then a place you already know?" Discord replies, drinking a cup of chocolate milk. I stab the cup out of his hand with my tail and throw it to the side.
"This isn't a picnic, dipshit. We need to find a nice place to set up camp...and I have just the place." I say, smirking. I head off to a certain place I remember with Discord close behind me.
"So...just where are we heading?" He says. I sigh, pretty much just a hiss, and turn and keep moving, ignoring his question. I an here dipshit let out a 'hmph'.
"Fine, don't tell me. I like surprises anyway." Discord says.
At that moment, a lion thing jumps out from a bush and swallows Discord whole. When I say lion thing, I mean that this lion is about 12 feet tall, has bat wings, a scorpion tail and a lions head and body. I never really learned the name of them...but they do make for an excellent meal.
I stare at the beast in anger. The fucker just ate my dipshit. I hiss and raise my tail in a manner that basically means 'I'm going to fuck you up'. The beast does the same thing with his tail and growls back at me. This...thing may be bigger than me, may be stronger. But if I know Discord...
The beasts head suddenly falls off...just falls off. He still alive, he just doesn't have a head. Discord jumps out off the lion and strolls over to me.
"Okay. What I meant to say was, I like SOME surprises." Dipshit says. I look back to the lion and then back to Discord.
"So, you just...gonna leave him like that? A fucking headless lion?" I ask. Discord just smirks and shakes his head.
"No, of course not. You can eat him." He says. If I had eyebrows, I would have raised them. I make my way over to the head and smirk.
"Night, bitch." I hiss, stabbing my tail into it's head. The body falls over on the ground with a thump. It's only then that I realize, the body was still standing up. I shrug my shoulders and make my way to the body.
"Discord, you might want to find my camp site for me. Just keep heading forward until you reach a lake. When you reach the lake, that means you went too fucking far, so turn your ass around and see if you can spot it. If you can't... well, you're just stupid then, aren't you." I say. Discord nods and heads away...and appears in front of me in a flash.
"Umm...what does it look like?"
"It's a massive cave with lots of dried up blood around it. It's been a while, so maybe there's some moss or trees covering it. You should still be able to see it." I say, slicing the lions stomach open. Discord nods and walks away. I rip the I sides out of the lion and begin to eat.
Princess whore/Luna POV
"Are you sure?" Our sister asks. We nod my head.
"We are certain. We could see...IT and Discord standing together. We think they may have formed an alliance of some sort." We say. Our sister sighs and rubs the bridge of her nose, pacing back and forth in the throne room. We always wondered where Twilight got the pacing habit from...now we can see.
"Couldn't we use the Elements?" We suggest. We know the risk of letting our innocent ponies meet...IT, but we can't just leave without telling the Elements, they would panic and look for us...and it will most likely kill them. No matter how skilled Twilight is in magic, she wouldn't stand a chance, not even in the form 'it' has now. And if we do tell them, they'll come along anyway.
Sister turns to look at us in shock.
"We can't, Luna. We both know what it can do...we'll send the guard...no. The guard might have been able to handle 'it'...but not Discord." Sister says. Honestly, we'd be surprised if the guards could get rid of a spider, much less a massive killer...thing.
"But then, how will we beat Discord? We need the Elements, sister...or...we could follow them, wait for the right moment, and when Discord isn't looking, slay that monster once and for all." We say, smiling at our plan. T'is a perfect plan, nothi-
"And how exactly are you going to? Extinction is a master at stealth. You should know that. He's even good enough that you don't know where he is." Sister says. We think back to the first time we met him. We hid in the dark, waiting to strike...but 'it' also hid in the dark and sneak attacked us instead. He even had a little speech about thinking the darkness was our ally and how 'it' was born in it, or something.
"Maybe. Maybe back then. But now, now we know that he will not be able to. He was only in his first form, he's not that strong, a simple decapitation is all we need." We say. Our sister sighs.
"...Fine. But if you see or even THINK Discord is nearby, get out of there. And remember, Don't use any magic. Discord can sense it a mile away." Sister says. We nod and let our magic go, making our mane turn back to it's normal state.
" Be warned, Extinction. We will hunt thee, we will find thee...and we will smite thee."
Ex's POV
I walk side by side with Discord, he found the cave...but there's a problem.
"So, your absolutely sure that something else is in there?" I ask. Discord sighs and looks at me.
"Yes, a thousand times, yes! I could sense a powerful magical being in there. It's not that strong, no where near Luna's strenght, but it's definitely strong enough for her to need to actually try." Discord says. When he first told me, I thought that perhaps one of my children lived and evolved into a queen...but Xenomorphes don't have any magic in them, so obviously not.
We reach the entrance of my old cave. The dried up blood of the ponies is still there, scattered across the ground and walls. But there appears to be some new blood. Just like I thought, there are also lots of vines and moss covering it. I walk over to the blood and give it a sniff.
"This blood is only...4 weeks old..." I say out loud. I hear Discord walk up beside me. He looks down at me, when I walk I mostly use all fours, and speaks.
"That blood leads into the cave. Whoever or whatever is in there...obviously left it as a warning. I mean, why else would you kill something OUTSIDE a cave?" Discord says. It makes sense, I did do the same thing.
I move to the entrance and see that it's blocked by a bunch of rocks. There's also a note on the rocks.
"Something tells me they ain't the social type." Discord says.
"However did you figure that out? Was it the blood? The blocked entrance? Or the fucking note that says: 'come in and we'll rape you'?" I say, sarcasm dripping from my voice...or maybe that's my acid.
"Maybe if we knock-" I cut Discord off as I have already knocked...the blockade down.
"Well, okay. Told you knocking would work...ladies first?" He says, bowing.
"You're the only lady I see." I say, hissing. Discord chuckles and walks in. I follow.
We enter my old cave and see lots of green slime on the floor. It's pretty dark in here but I can see in the dark...and Discord is fucking raving through with glow sticks. I would of told him to stop that, but when I 'knocked' on the door, whatever's in here obviously heard it.
"Discord." I whisper. "Something is watching us." I say. I can sense them all over the place. They're definitely not Xenomorphes they smell different. Discord starts to quicken his pace and whisper back to me.
"I know, but if we hurry, we might be able to get to the leader before anything bad could happen. I know what your about to say: 'we can take them.' Well, maybe. But whatever's in here is similar to your race. I can sense they have a hive mind." Discord tells me. I'm shocked. Whatever's in here...is like my race?
"What do you mean?" I ask, as we turn a corner.
" I mean, that they have a queen that gives birth to them all, and just like you, they want what's best for there race and will protect it with there lives. The race I'm talking about...are changelings. They are pretty similar to you. The only difference, they feed off love and don't have acid or acid blood. I'm not sure about being able to sense their prey...but they might. Another thing, they HATE ponies. They might act like they love them...but that's only to get love. After that...they kill them. I am hoping that we can form an alliance, they are a strong race and if what their hive mind is saying is true, the Queen is interested in us and can feel your hate of the ponies. Besides, you know what they say, the more the-"
"And what makes you think I want MORE help? I can tell there's a lot of them in here. That means I'll have to give up more of this world. Besides, love? My race doesn't love. We...look out for each over. But not love. If one of us died, we wouldn't be sad, we wouldn't feel bad. We would see I as a shame... but nothing more." I say. These...changelings better get the fuck out of here. I can trust Discord. All I need to do is give him an area to spread chaos. He won't want more, he's a fucking chaos god. I could give him a one meter by one meter space and he'll still be entertained for a few years. But I don't know what to do with these changelings... they could betray me. I-I just...I don't know. Last time I gave someone a chance...my whole race died...but these changelings hate the ponies as well. If I get their help...it would be easy to take this world...I think I might know...
We arrive in a large room and there, on my old broken throne, is a big pony like bug with silky green hair sitting like she owns the place. She turns to look at us with a smile.
"So, you're the one who 'knocked'. You two certainly are an interesting bunch. Tell me, why are you here?"
"Discord...cast a spell that let's me speak with her...I've decided what I want to do with this race..."
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And then there's this bitch
Discord snaps his fingers, giving me the ability to speak. I stare at the bitch sitting on MY throne. She's wearing some sort of armor on her...and that's it. No undershirt, no nothing. She probably ain't even wearing a bra. Her armor covers her chest and looks like some sort of dress made out of...green slime? Yeah slime. At first glance, it look like she's dressed as a whore...well, she is. But, unlike the others, she actually looks like she has a reason. Her 'skin' looks hard, like harder than the boner Discord has from looking at her. She has a few holes in her hooves and on her horn. She has a mix between a black coat and green coat. It's mostly black with some green patterns on it...she actually looks kinda bad ass...well, for a whore. I look into her eyes, they kinda look like a mix between a cats and a lizards eyes, and open my mouth to speak.
"So, your the infamous Queen of the hive?" I ask. The Queen smirks and nods. Fucking bitch, this ain't guess who, speak actual sentences. "I...was expecting better." I say. I seem to have struck a nerve. She opens her eyes and growls at me.
"You dare insult Queen Chrysalis?" She asks, glaring at me. Well, no. I was complementing you.
"...I mean no offense... it's just, my race's Queen is ALOT bigger than you." I say. This bitch stands around 10 feet tall. Yes, she's bigger than me in THIS form... but in my Queen form, she's nothing but a fucking bug. Chrysalis stops glaring and motions for me to continue.
"This ain't twenty questions, YOU fucking say something." I say. I can sense other changelings all around me and Discord. I would love to just stab that bitch or tell her to fuck off...but she could be useful.
"Not many would even think about swearing at me. You certainly are a brave bastard aren't you?" She says. I smirk at her and walk forward. Discord look like he needs a piss and then there's this bitch just not giving a fuck. The other changelings give a fuck, I can sense them move more close. They obviously think I don't know that they are there...idiots. I reach the whore and climb up the throne. Yes, climb. The throne is about fifty feet tall. I reach the edge and pull myself up. Chrysalis seemed to have moved to the middle of the throne.
"You're certainly brave, aren't you?" I hiss and move towards her. I raise my tail at her...she doesn't even react.
"Look, whore. Just so you know, this is MY cave that I made and you're sitting on MY throne. So, if y-" I Don't get to finish that sentence. Chrysalis has grasped my neck and is slowly squeezing. I thought Discord said she wasn't that strong. I quickly wrap my tail around her neck and squeeze. We both do this...it has no effect on either of us. Our necks are to strong.
"Sorry about getting all touchy feely...but I just wanted to see how strong you are. I can already tell that magic will be near enough useless on you and even the sharpest swords won't do that much...yes, you'll be a perfect ally." She says, stroking me...like a PET!
"Listen here, bitch. I'M the one who is even deciding if you can live or not. So, don't-" She stops my rant by throwing me off the throne.
I land on the ground with a grunt. It didn't hurt, but it knocked the wind out off me. I stand up on my two legs and watch as Chrysalis descends.
" You better have a good reason for me not to kill you." I say. The bitch starts laughing. She waltz right up to me and spreads her arms out, revealing her impressive breasts. There like double Fs. And so are Discord's eyes.
"Kill me, then. And after you can fight the thousands of changlings I have." She says, arrogance and smugness dripping from her mouth.
"You may have an army...but I have a Discord." I say. Chrysalis... laughs? Okay that's it. I raise my tail and wrap it right around her neck. I bring her right up to my face and put my claws on her breasts.
"Ever herd of 'laughing your tits off?'" I say.
"Just so you know, Discord can't kill." She says. I look at her in anger.
"What! What do you mean?" I ask. I hear Discord clear his voice. I turn around and look him in the eyes. He smiles nervously.
" Yes... I can't kill. You see, there are certain...things I need to follow to keep my power. One of them is not killing." He says. I yell in rage, bringing my second mouth out. Not kill? Since when? He killed...no. No, no, no. He didn't even kill the lion...he only removed it's head.
" So, have you realized you need my help? I'll make you a deal. There's a wedding in four mounths. I'm going to crash that wedding, get all the love from Canterlot and keep the bride as my personal love source. If you assist me, I'll join you and let you leave with your life." She says. I let go of her boobs and stare her in the eyes.
"What's the catch?" I ask.
"Nothing. All I want, is to keep Canterlot and the bride. You can do whatever you want to the others. After you've aided me I'll help you." She says. I don't trust her...but I don't really have a choice. I could kill her, get Discord to teleport us out... but then these changelings will hunt for me. And I can't take them all on without dying. It's not like I've got a death wish. If I say no...as much as I hate to admit it, she can kill me in this form. I sigh and release her.
"I have some demands. First, I need some food. By food I mean meat. Second, I need to fight and train so I can evolve into a stronger form. Lastly, when I reach my final form, I want some of your changelings to help advance my own kind." I say. Chrysalis thinks about this for a moment then looks down at me and nods.
"Fair enough. So, do we have a deal?" She asks, holding her hand out.
"I'm only helping you with this wedding. After that, you'll give me some of your changelings and we'll part ways." I say. She nods. I reluctantly grasp her hand with my claw and shake. I know she's going to fucking betray me.
"Excellent. Drones! Take our new companions to our best room. Be sure to supply them with whatever they need and treat them like you treat me. Anyone who doesn't... will end up as..." Chrysalis says. I notice that she's looking at me.
"Just call me Ex." I say.
"As Ex's personal snack." She finishes. Damn, she's a bitch. I feel Chrysalis grab my arm and feel her breath next to my face.
"Be a good boy...and I might give you a 'treat." She whispers. I use my tail to pull her away.
"I'm genderless, bitch."
"You can still watch." She says. I shudder and walk next to Discord.
Some changelings walk towards us and motion for us to follow. I get down on my fours and do just that. I look behind me and notice Discord looking at two juicy melons...I think you know what I mean. I hiss, snapping him out of his daze and he follows us.
We walk deeper I to the cave, I notice that Discord has a dreamy expression on his face. I sigh. I would have loved to just kill that bitch or kept her as my pet to help advance my own kind. But I'm not strong enough to take all these changelings on. Even if I stabbed her, who's to say that would kill her? When I was holding her, I could tell I wasn't strong enough to kill her. I might of been able to stab her eyes out at most. But she would've survived. I hate being this weak. At least these other drones will treat me with respect. But I just can't believe Discord can't kill. What the actual fuck?
"We're here." A drone says in a buzzing voice. It sound like he's talking through a kazoo. I look into the room and see it's got two alicorn sized beds and...that's it. The beds are about 12 feet long and 12 feet wide. I dont even have a fucking toilet. What am I suppose to do? Shit outside? I guess I can shit down Discords neck. I Sig and turn to the drones.
"Do you know where I can train?"
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Preparing the face huggers
I drive my tail into the changelings head, dropping his body on the cold, hard ground with a thud. I hear clapping from behind as Chrysalis walks up from the wall she was leaning on. She reaches me and stops to look down at me.
"Very good, Ex. I can see how you could of caused Celestia's guards trouble...not that they're much of a threat. But your skill is great." She says. I just hiss at her. She smiles and sends in another changeling. The changelings being sent in are 'rebels'. They, apparently, have broken certain rules of the hive. I'm not sure what the rules were, and frankly I don't care, but it must of been pretty bad for Chrysalis to just send them in without a care.
"This the last one?" I ask. The changeling is naked and armed with his fists. He doesn't stand a chance against me.
"No, we have more. But, this is the last one for today..." Chrysalis says. I smile as I walk up towards him. He's naked remember, so I know he's a male. Anyway, I'm not going to kill him...I'm going to turn him into a face hugger. Just like I've been doing to a few others.
The changeling charges me, trying to use brute strength. I leap to the side just as he reaches me. Before he can turn to me, I pounce on him and pin him to the ground. I then look up at Chrysalis.
"I'm going to turn this one into one of my own." I say. I don't care if this bitch doesn't want me to, I will. Chrysalis just nods. I won't explain the next bit...it's...just no.
I finish my cocoon, it's kinda like the changelings but without the green tint. In but a few hours, he'll become a face hugger. If I play my cards right, I can get a small group of drones, possibly warriors, to help me. Of course I'll have to show my dominance... but considering how I've got the mind of a human and body of a Xenomorph, that won't be to hard.
I leap down from the wall and stand up on two legs as Queen of the whores walk over to me.
"You know, we do a similar thing to ponies. We wrap them in cocoons and change them into changelings." She says.
"Must be ironic, for me to change a changeling." I hiss out. I really hate this bitch. She keeps treating me like a pet and is constantly trying to get me in bed. I already told her I'm genderless...and she just said I still got a tongue. Even thinking about that makes me shiver. But soon I won't need her...
We both walk down the cave, saying nothing...god it's boring.
"...So, what do think about Discord?" I ask. She's clearly made out what she thinks of me...but she hasn't mentioned Discord much.
"Oh, around six-seven inches. He has a lot of enthusiasm, so-"
"No! God! No! I meant, do you find him as useful or something, fucking, sick whore." I say. Chrysalis bursts out into laughter.
"You really need to lighting up and relax. I can take the stress away you know..." She trails of, stroking my head. I feel as she peels some of my head of. She looks surprised.
"Don't worry, my skin is just shedding. I'm 'growing up' I suppose. My skin will come of and my smooth body will become ruff and even more harder. If I'm lucky, my elbows might get sharper, so I can stab with them. I'm becoming a warrior," I say.
"So, what your saying is...I make you harder?" I don't even give her a retort, she crosses her arms at this. I give a ghost of a smile.
'Least I found out how to annoy her.' I think to myself.
We walk into the throne room and see Discord playing poker...with his limbs. I can hear Chrysalis chuckle beside me.
"Discord! Grab your fucking ass, we're doing something for Chrysalis." I say. Discord literally grabs his ass and walks over to us. One of the reasons we're doing 'jobs' for Chrysalis is to prove our 'loyalty'. As if we're actually loyal to her.
"Aw, but I was having so much fun. I even got a few bits." He says, lifting up a bag of bits. I swat the bits out of his hand.
"Discord, we're fucking evil! If we want something, we get it." I say. Discord frowns.
"So, my mission is simple. Theirs a town called Ponyville a little bit away. Bring me some ponies to extract the love from...and I might just 'show' you how happy I am..." She says, putting her hand on her package. Discord goes rock hard but I don't even bat an eye. I can tell this is annoying Chrysalis. She obviously wants to get on my nerves...but it appears to be the other way around.
I wrap my tail around Discord and stand up on my two legs.
" Ponyville. Now," I say. Discord grunts but snaps his fingers anyway. In a flash of light me and Discord are gone. But not before Chrysalis blows us a kiss. Fucking whore.
We appear at the edge of a village, Ponyville most likely. I turn to Discord and he turns to me.
"Alright. Discord, you're a master of chaos. Restrain some ponies, bring them back and we'll leave, "I say. Discord looks at me confused.
"Why didn't we just do that to the changelings?" I sigh.
"Because I need them. They're a perfect specimen for my race to evolve from. They have magic and can change their appearance. The only reason I want Chrysalis dead, is because I just hate her. Besides, I smelt her...she's not all that special. Hell, the other changelings I've sensed show a lot more potential than her. I'm surprised she's still Queen," I explain.
Discord snaps his fingers and teleports away without a word. Just then I sense something land behind me.
"No were to run, no one to help thee." I hear. I turn around and see the whore of the night a few meters from me. Now, I would probably be panicking... but I just so happen to have a face hugger on me. Don't start asking how. I've been changing the changelings to face huggers for a while now, just in case something like this happens. Chrysalis is either too stupid to notice or just didn't comment on me having one on my chest.
I grab it with my tail and slowly walk towards Luna. I can see the arrogance on her face. She also walks forwards, charging a spell in her hands. Remember how Chrysalis said magic won't work one me? That's only part true. Someone as strong as Luna can. That's also how Discord manages to teleport me, he's stronger than Luna and Celestia together.
" Thou should just give up, thou can't win." She says. I snarl and continue walking. She smirks and releases her spell on me. I doge to the side and fling the face hugger at her...she catches it in her magic.
"Ha! Did thou actually think that would work? We know all thy tricks." She says, crushing the face hugger. Before I can blink, she teleports on me and pins me to the ground. She then delivers blow after blow on my face. She's strong enough for it to actually hurt a bit. I can feel my acid blood run from my mouth as she keeps hitting. If this continues...I'll die.
"Move, bitch! Get off my pal!" I hear. Suddenly Luna is flung of me by a gray ball of magic. I get up and see Discord with a bunch of ponies in a bag. I smirk and turn to Luna, her snout is bleeding. She yells in rage and teleports away. I sigh and turn to Discord.
"..."
"So, are you going to say thanks?" He asks taping his foot. I walk up to him and wrap my tail around his waste.
"You can have my reward from Chrysalis when we get back," I say. He smirks and we vanish in a flash of light.
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I sit on the hill opposite to Canterlot with my Xenomorph army. Throughout the four months of planning, waiting and dreaming, it will finally happen. I sigh and take a look at my kin, the Runners, the Drones, the Warriors and the 'Morphlings'.
The runners are pretty basic. They are only only around 6 feet tall, walk only on their fours and lack any spines on their back. They are mostly useful as scouts with their fast speed and small frame, giving them the ability to hide more easily. I was never in this form when I arrived, so I don't know how it feels like. I got the runners by putting a face hugger on some cows and other quadrupedal beings. They are either black or a really dark shade of blue. They can spit acid from their mouths and have acid blood. They have long tails with multiple spikes on one side and a dagger shaped spike at the end of their tail. They can use the spike-less side of the tail to grab other beings, like I have been doing.
Next, the Drones. They are bigger than the runners, about 7-8 feet tall, and are stronger. They have multiple spines on their back, which can be used to protect them from attackers attacking from behind, and can walk on all fours or just two legs. They also have acid blood and can spit that at enemy's. This was the first form I had, it's definetly useful. They have the same powers as the Runner but slightly better. Their tail is also longer and sharper.
The Warriors. They are the same height as the Drones, the only difference being length, and are stronger and faster. They can also jump good enough to put Mario to shame. They have tougher and rougher skin then the Drones, meaning they can take more damage, and use this ability to ram into their enemy's. Their tail is even more longer and deadly and can be used to propel them through water like nothing. They have the same powers but more acid blood in them, so, under the right conditions, they can explode their blood everywhere apon death. The spines on their back are sharper and longer, some even have sharper elbows used to stab at CQC (close quarters combat). This was my second form, a form that is useful for combat and stealth. They are near enough the same speed as Runners. I could kill Chrysalis in this form...or at least have a bigger chance of killing her. But since she's, if her plan works, even stronger than Celestia now, I can't. I could be a challenge for Luna, though.
Now on to the 'Morphlings' as I call them. They are just like the runner, incredibly fast, but do have spines on them. The spines are where the wings would be and look exactly like wings, without the feathers that is. They have a massive rigged horn coming out of their skull with a hole or two in it. The horn is actually where the acid comes from. For some reason, they lack a second mouth. They have a unique ability that mixes their acid and magic together. As far as I'm aware, they can cast some magic spells, like levitation, but not more advanced ones, like teleportation. Because the acid mixes with the magic, the magic they use can harm others. So if they casted levitation on someone it would be like dropping them in acid. The only downside is they can't actually manipulate anything without destroying it. Their color is different, they are black but with a slight green tint. They have a smooth head like the runners and drones and lack a tail. They are about as strong as a Drone and as fast as a Runner.
Now, me. I am my third form, the Praetorian. This form is around 10-11 feet tall, me being 11 feet tall, and is ALOT stronger than the others. I'm like a smaller version of the Queen form. I have even sharper and longer spines on my back, my tail is also more longer and deadly. I have a large head cress that I can use to ram into enemy's like nothing. My skin is even more rougher and is powerful enough for me to shrug bullets off. Of course there are no bullets in Equestria, so I can basically shrug even the most powerful spells off. Celestia and Luna would have to go super saiyan to actually hurt me with magic...or spam magic spells at me as strong and fast as they can. Sadly, because of my weight and sheer size, I can't climb and I'm not that fast. I don't need it, however, as I'm basically a tank. If I do need aid, I can let out a screech to call some Warriors to help me. Other than climbing on surfaces, I have the same powers as the Warriors but even more better. I can definitely take Luna on like this. This was the same form that has defeated her many times before, after all.
Funny thing is, this isn't even my final form. Next is the Queen, a form I don't have... yet. I will evolve into this form, since their is no current Queen, and become even stronger. I can still control other Xenomorphs with the hive mind, since their is no higher Xenomorph, and have gave them specific orders, only kill ponies or use a face hugger on the 'good' ones. I need to make sure I can reach Chrysalis before I turn hostile against her and the changelings. After, they can do the same to the changelings. The Runners and Drones we're easy to order. The Warriors, however...Let's just say I use to have a lot more of them before I got the point across.
So, this is it. Me and my kin, waiting for the shield to be broken while Discord is fixing the cave. By fixing I mean, raving and clopping to picture of Chrysalis like there's no tomorrow. There probably won't be a tomorrow if Discord doesn't act seriously. I hate to admit it, but he is one of the only non-Xenomorphs that I like. The other being a stallion I met when I first arrived. He was the only one kind to me. He couldn't understand me, but he still treated me nicely. Granted, he was mentally ill... so, for all i know, I could've been a banna in pygarmers. But still, he was nice. Anyway, Discord might be cocky, arrogant and lots of other words, like an asshole, but he did make it fun at times. Especially that time he enchanted a seat Chrysalis was sitting on so that it runs around the place. I saw it when I was walking to check on my kin and Chrysalis comes barreling down while ridding a chair...with a sign on the back that said: CAUTION: I APPEAR BIGGER THAN I LOOK IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR P.S IMAGINE THIS IN MORRGAN FREEMANS VOICE NOW IMAGINE MORRGAN FREEMAN AS THE CHAIR WHILE HE SINGS: NUMA NUMA...I actual did that...and I fucking laughed my ass off. I'm glad I have Discord, he'll always be loyal to me. I actually see him as a friend. I don't see my kin as such, they are my babies.
I smile as I see the shield surrounding Canterlot begins to break, Evey crack is getting longer and wider. I can feel my kin hiss and roar with excitement as the shield begins to break.
The shield shatters and I can't help but say one thing...
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"
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One can't simply walk into the castle without a fight
Me and my army walk down the destroyed streets of Canterlot, explosions and screams echoing all around. I can see ponies everywhere fleeing in terror. There are a few who are brave enough to fight, but they are no match for the numbers that are overwhelming them.
I turn around to face my army, they're all eager to lay waste to this city. I mentally tell then to begin and begin they do. I watch as some Runners pounce on the ponies, biting their faces off. I watch as some Warriors and Drones impale the many guards with their tails. I watch as the morphlings fire magical acid everywhere dissolving the many buildings and ponies.
I smile at the carnage and walk forward toward the castle. A group of guards come from the corner and ambush me, stabbing spears into me. Of course, I already new that they were there. I smirk at the guards expressions when they notice that the spears haven't done anything and swiftly spin in a circle with my tail out, cutting their upper body's in half. I look down at the guards body and smile as I clean the blood dripping from my tail and continue my walk to the castle.
I reach the gates of the castle and notice about three hundred guards in front of it. I smile and pick a bunch of face huggers up. I let out a defining screech and throw the face huggers into the group. The ponies react, trying to stab the face huggers...but it's all in vain.
I chuckle as a face hugger grabs onto a guard and the others try to pry it of. It doesn't work, of course. Through the confusion, my warriors arrive from that screech I made. I don't even have to tell them anything as they charge into the group of soldiers.
I watch in amazement as they completely cut through the guards like nothing, tearing them apart limb from limb or spitting acid at them. It's been a while since I saw my kin fight hundreds of ponies like nothing, it brings a small tear to my eye...wait, that's blood.
I decide I've had enough of watching and walk forward. A stray guard decides that he has balls and charges at me, a spell on his horn. I grab him with my claw and lift him to eye level. His eyes are wide and he's sweating like a pig. He tries to fire his magic at me and he does. But it has no effect. I grab his horn with my other claw and rip it off his head. He cries out in pain. I throw him to the ground and shove his horn up his ass. He let's out a loud scream and falls limp. I can tell he's not dead but with the blood coming from his ass, he will bleed out and die.
I continue walking forward, slaughtering anyone foolish enough to stand in my way in my own SPECIAL way. I walk through the blooded floor littered with bodies and make my way to the gate. It's sealed tight with lots of spells on the lock. The ponies on the other side look at me with smug smiles. To bad their forgetting that they are just ponies, a stupid animal, and I'm a Xenomorph with the brain off a human. They have obviously forgotten something, as ponies always do, and think that they have bested me. I look at the gate and notice that while the lock is enchanted, the gate it's self isn't. I spit acid onto the gate dissolving it into nothing. Did these ponies seriously think a locked gate would stop me?
I walk through the hole and grin at the terrified face of the guards. A mare charges towards me, lifting her sword up high. She jumps up and tries to hit my head with it. I grab the sword with my claw. She dangels from the sword, trying to wrench it out of my grip. I take my other claw and rip her breasts off. She screams in pain and let's go off the sword. I walk towards her body and proceed to beat her with her own breasts. The guards are to busy throwing up to stop me. I stop once I notice she has stopped screaming and drop her breasts. She had a D cup...HAD.
My kin walk through the gate and start attacking the many guards. I walk past them towards the door, making sure I kill any stragglers in the fight as I do. My claws grip the golden handles and swing the oversized double doors open.
I see multiple changelings and ponies fighting each other, trying to either push forward or push back the assault. I walk past the many bodies of changelings and ponies to the many doors everywhere. I send out a message for my Xenomorphes to head into the castle and fuck shit up.
I choose the quickest door to the frown room and enter. If I'm correct, the wedding is happening in there.
I walk through the many doors and corridors to finally see the gigantic golden doors to the throne room. I smirk and grip the handles slowly opening the doors. I walk in and snarl at the sight before me.
The wedding is definitely not happening here. There's no decorations, no cake no nothing. Well, there is one certain whore sitting on her throne wearing a full set off silver at armor. The armor covers everything, not a singe gap exposing skin or fur, no mane, no nothing except the glowing green eyes glaring at me. The armor also has multiple red lines blue lines glowing every so often. I watch as the armor gets up and walks into the center off the room, her twin blades drawn each with a similar glow to the armor on it. I also walk towards the center off the room, swishing my tail side to side as I do. The armor starts cutting the air around her, showing off her sword skill. To be honest it looks like she's playing on the Wii or something, her slashes aren't exactly smooth and hold no skill. But the power of her swinging is clear to even a blind man.
We both reach the center a few meters keeping us apart. I stare at her and she stares back. I know she can understand me through my thoughts. She can't attack me mentally, my mind is far stronger than hers, despite the fact she's older. It makes sense, she's but an animal that still has her animal instincts in her like every other pony. She goes through heat and can't help but neigh when angry or scared. I, on the other hand, have my human brain. When's the last time you heard of human going through heat? Growling and snarling at each other when they were angry? Simple, you haven't. The human mind is to advanced for that. When we have a dream or nightmare we know it's not real. We know what is and isn't real. The ponies, on the other hand, don't. Some think Luna and Celestia are gods, some think curses are real other fake. Hell, they don't even know that they are a small part of the universe. They don't know about solar systems or dimensions. If I told them that there are planets that can survive without magic that would rule it as impossible and never look into it again, even if there was solid proof. They have only basic knowledge and goals. They don't even have the brain to realize simple illusions are fake. If they can't figure something out they just accept it or deny it. Don't even get me started at the weak will they have. If they broke there hoof they would fall to the ground and not get up. If a soldier had a leg and arm blown off he would still stand up and fight, despite the odds. Anyway I digress. I can feel a presence in my mind and begin to speak to it.
'Hello, Luna. I see that your still as stupid as ever if you think that armor will protect you,' I say mentally. Luna points a sword at me.
'T'is thou who is dense enough to think thy are going to win,' she replies inside my mind. I snarl and stretch my limbs, getting ready for the fight.
'No. When you're on the floor broken and defeated, when you are nothing but a bloody pulp on the floor then you'll see who has one and who has not.'
'Ha! When thou is on the floor begging for mercy, we will be sure you get none and that thou suffers unimaginable pain,' she says, getting into position.
'Trust me, I've become so numb that you could stab me in the stomach and I wouldn't feel a thin,' I say, thinking back when I was trapped in stone. All I have to do is think of the pain that I experienced watching my children die and I can overcome hell itself.
I stare at Luna and she stares at me. I can hear mine and Luna's heart beat echo through the room, all other noises muffled into nothing. We both charge loom at each other a final time...and charge...
MLP: Ponies taste like magic
I run at Luna, teeth bared and tail raised. She charges, her sword raised by both her hands above her head. Seeing what she's about to do, I faint to the left and doge right. Luna slams the sword down to the left. I use my tail to sweep her legs. She falls to the floor, dropping her weapon, and tries to get up. I pounce at her, only for her to fly up and fire a magic spell at me. The attack hits me directly but only makes me slide back a meter or so. Luna yells in rage and dive bombs me. Again, I'm too slow to doge. She let's loose a multitude of punches, each leaving a small scratch, and bucks me into a wall.
"Ha! Hast thou lost already? We art only beginning," she says, striding up to me. I am stuck in this wall, trying to get out. She gets closer and stops in front of me. I drop my head down. I can feel Luna smirk from beneath her armor. "So, thou have given up. What else would we expect? You're nothing compared to a god!" She exclaims proudly. I smirk.
'Too bad I don't believe in gods,' I say mentally. Before she can react, I spit acid onto her armor and use both of my legs to kick her away.
She goes flying a few meters, back into the the center of the ring. I drop from the wall and walk towards her. To my shock she gets back up, my acid having done nothing to her. She picks the sword from the floor that she dropped and points it at me.
"Did thou truly think a simple trick like that would work?" She asks. I raids my tail and his.
'Just because my acid doesn't work, it doesn't mean I can't win.' She chuckles. I quickly look for a strap or somethin. Obviously she didn't suddenly grow this armor, so there has to be a strap to get it on or off. I spot a small strap from her gauntlets. She's using straps. So all I've got to do, is cut them.
I charge Luna again aiming for the strap on her gauntlets. If I can expose her wrist, I can cause enough pain to spot some other straps. Luna swing her sword horizontally. I bring my arms up and use my elbows to block it. My elbow's blades are just strong enough to take the impact off the blow, but the sword did imbed itself a few center meters in. I use my tail to cut the strap of and pull on the gauntlet. The gauntlet slips off, causing Luna to gasp. I wrap my tail around her now exposed wrist and punch her in the face. I can feel a pop and crack sound as Luna goes flying into a wall...with my tail still wrapped around her hand. I just ripped her hand off. I also have her sword, she left it in my elbows.
I hear her grunt as she pulls her self out of the wall and trys to stop the bleeding. I wave the hand in front of her and crush it between my tail. Luna let's out a roar and charges at me, her one hand clenched. I pry the sword from my elbows and wait for her to draw near. She reaches me with her horn glowing. I grab the sword with my claws and swing at her, only to hit the air. Before I can comprehend what happened, I feel something smash into my back and force me into the ground. I feel the same thing smashing me again, making me go even deeper into the floor. The assault continues, each hit more powerful than the next...and they actually hurt. The strikes continue, I feel my spines bringing to crack. The attack stops and I manage to get up. I look around and notice that I'm in a deep crater. Before I can do anything, a beam of magic comes rocketing towards the crater. I lift my claws up to block the attack. The attack hits and it stings like hell. I put my claws down and notice some of my acid blood is dripping from them. Hell, I can feel that some of my face has a slight crack in the middle with blood seeping through.I feel something grab me by the head and lift me up, pulling me out of the crater.
I exit the crater and see Luna holding my with one hand. She kicks me back down to the ground and charges at me. My body sting as I hit the ground and Luna lands on me. She starts punching me with her one hand, each hit making the crack in my head a bit bigger. I can feel the sting of each punch and my senses are beginning to dull. My sight is going blurry and all I can hear is a ringing noise. I decide to quickly do something while I'm still alive. Luna keeps punching, showing no signs of stopping. I screech in fury, forcing her to cover her ears. I quickly use this moment to kick Luna off me. I shakily stand up and pant, my vision returning and my hearing improving. Luna gets up and picks the sword back up.
She charges at me again. I spit acid on the floor, making her trip and fall on her stomach. I see the straps along her armor. I jump on her and slash away, cutting the straps. She hits my face with the back of her head, and use her wings to launch her self across the room. I stand up and relax a bit, letting my body rest. Half the spines on my back are missing and I have lots of cracks everywhere. The most noticeable is the one going from my forehead to my chin.
"We are not done yet!" I hear Luna shout. She grapes the sword in her hand and walks towards me. I know that she is immortal and that her hand will grow back, so don't know why she got so pissed. The only way I an kill her is by chopping her head off...but I don't need to kill her. Well, if I survive. Yes, I just questioned if I can survive this. As much as it pains me to say, Luna is beating me. I'm not saying I'm doing bad, her body is slowing down because off blood loss and all that energy she used to attack me, so I've obviously got a chance. What I am saying is...I need to give this my all. I went in here and underestimated her. But now I'm not going to hold back. Yes, I was holding back. I didn't think she would be this strong.
I growl and raise my tail. My body healed a little bit, stopping some blood and closing a few small scratches and cracks. The crack on my head is a bit smaller but is still covering a lot of my face. Luna's injury has stopped bleeding but the loss of blood is wearing her out. If I can get her out off that armor...she's mine
Luna charges at me, sword raised. I keep still, even though her sword is aimed right at my chest. I should be able to take the stab and counter with everything I got. She stabs the sword at me, embedding it in my chest. I don't even flinch as the sword goes in me. I clench my claws and start delivering my most powerful hits on her chest. My attacks hit her in rapid succession, pushing her back every time I strike. I'm aware that the attack is barely hurting her, but I'm not aiming to hurt her. I bring both my claws together and uppercut her chin, sending her helmet flying out a window. I can see her face. Her eyes are closed giving me the impression that she must of flinched. I use this to my advantage and punch her square on the jaw.
I here a crack as Luna hits the ground. I walk up to her and notice that she's not moving and that her eyes are closed.
"Y-you just...got knocked the fuck out," I say, panting slightly. I turn her over and begin to unstrap Her from the armor. I finish and see her naked body lying on the ground. I could very easily end her now...but I want her to be awake.
I warp my tail around her horn and shatter it, sending shards of her horn everywhere. She wakes up tears in her eyes and a pained expression. She notices me and that expression turn into a glare. I would be intimidated if she wasn't crying.
'Oh, good morning. Sleep well?' I ask. Luna trys to get up but I place my foot on her. She begins to pant and struggle and starts focusing on me. I realize what she is doing and laugh.
"Wh-what art thou...laughing at? D-do you...n-not-" I stamp my foot down on her stomach, forcing her to cough up blood.
'Luna, Luna, Luna. I have no idea what your trying to do. It looks like your trying to cast magic. But, how does one do that without a horn?' I mock ask. Luna's eyes widen and she looks at me in a new way...with fear. Ripping a horn off a unicorn or alicorn gets rid off all their magical abilities. If you a unicorn, it just makes you unable to cast spells. But if your an alicorn...your pretty much a vegetable. You can't fly and will lose almost all the strength you have. Right now, Luna is powerless.
I smirk as a face hugger comes in and sits on Luna breasts. Luna gasp and looks at me with tears in her eyes.
"Pl-please...don't," she whispers out. I smirk and put more pressure on her stomach, making her cough up more blood.
'Begging? What happened to the strong and confident Luna who was going to destroy me? You ponies are all the same. It doesn't matter how strong you are, in the end, you all beg for forgiveness when you know you've lost. The thing is, you ponies are weak enough to forgive, other ponies that is. But the second a different species asks for forgiveness... nope! Fuck them. So tell me, why should I even think about sparing you? Right know you can't do shit and are only useful for a new breed for my kin.' I say. Luna whimpers as the case hugger begins to wrap around her neck.
"I-I...can be useful. D-don't you want a way to 'relax'?" She squeaks.
'...Really? You're going low enough to be a sex slave? That is just pitiful,' I say. But then I smirk.'Then again...I want to see how low you can get. So here's what I'll do,' I say, picking the face hugger up and putting it to the side. 'I want you to beg for me to forgive you. If I'm not happy I'll put the face hugger on you, make it lay the egg and use you for a spawn point for the rest of your life. If you please me. I'll only do it once and you can be a pet for me. And since your so set on the slave thing, Discord can use you if he needs to.'
I grab Lunas wings and pull. She squeaks and starts begging.
"Please forgive me...master. " she says. I smirk at how she calls me master. I pull a bit less hard. "W-we was...wrong to threaten you, t-t-to...fight you...we didn't think w-we could win...we knew we could," she says. I look at her confused. Before I can do anything she bucks me off and stands up.
"H-ha! Did thou...really think we would just give up? We may have lost a great amount of power...but we can still win." She proclaims. I smirk as I get up, the attack not hurting me in any way. I stand there crossing my arms. Luna stares at me.
"Wh-why art thou just standing there?" She asks.
'Because I want to watch.' Before Luna can react, the face hugger jumps on her and closes on her face. She trys to squirm and struggle but she falls to the ground with a thud. I call in more face huggers and tell them to wait until this one falls of so they can use her as a spawn point. I'll get some drones to move her later...right now I need to deal with someone who's been bugging me for a while...
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Extinction VS Chrysalis VS The Legendary Super Whore (Preparation)
I walk down the destroyed hallways of the castle, making my way to where I sense Chrysalis. The hallways are pretty messed up. There are cracks going along the floors and ceiling, red and green blood covering the ground, dead body's of the many ponies and changelings and, surprisingly, a dead Xenomorph or two. I walk over and gaze upon my dead kin. He was a runner nothing to special, but he was still part of my family, the only family I have left. I'm surprised the ponies managed to kill him. Sure, he was a runner, but even I doubt the guards would do any real damage. I sigh and stare at the runners dead body, it makes me sa-no. I don't feel sad about this. It's a shame, but nothing to cry over. I can't let my fear and worry of my kin stop me like it did before. It may have been a weakness to me in the past, but I can't show any weaknes...less I want history to repeat it's self.
I reach a set of large golden doors and can sense Chrysalis on the other side. I would charge in there, but I need to heal a bit more. If I charge in like this I'll be killed before I can even make a move. I stand outside the door and wait. In just a few short minutes, I'm near enough fully healed. I still have a little crack on the center of my forehead and a spine or two hasn't grown back, but it'll do.
I open the large doors and step inside. Before me is a sight that I certainly didn't expect. Celestia is hanging from the ceiling, wrapped in a green cocoon. That doesn't surprise me, I expected Chrysalis to beat her. What does surprise me, is a pink pony wearing a tattered and torn light pink dress with a darker shade of pink for the accents. The pony has a multitude of different colors for her mane, pink, purple and yellow. That's not surprising, no. If anything that's pretty fucking normal in this shitty world. The thing that surprises me, she has wings...and a horn. What the fuck? When did this fucking whore ass Alicorn appear? I've certainly never heard of her, she looks young too. What happened? Celestia bang her sister to create this whore? She doesn't have the flowing mane, so she's obviously not that strong compared to Luna or Celestia. Her feet-I mean hooves-are stuck to the ground by the same green slime Celestia is in. Why isn't she in a cocoon? What idiot decides to just stick someone's feet to the ground? She can just take her fucking shoes off and sneak attack Chrysalis. Then again, she's a pony. They don't exactly have the common sense to realize that.
Anyway, I look around some more and see some other pony, thankfully not an Alicorn, with a white coat and blue mane. He's wearing some sort of red suit with yellow buttons on. His eyes look like he's fucking high, glowing green and shit, and has just standing there like some sort of zombie. I'd wager Chrysalis had something to do with this...or he really is high. Maybe both?
Speaking of Chrysalis, The Changeling Queen is...looking out of a window. She's not checking on her prisoners, gloating about winning. She just staring into the distance.
"This day has just been perfect." Oh, fuck no. "The kind of-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I yell, making everyone's attention turn to me, except Mr. High over there. Chrysalis look pissed that I just messed up her solo, Celestia looks shocked and the pink alicorn is looking at me wide eyed with her mouth agape in fear.
I turn to look at Chrysalis as she walks over to me, her eyes glaring into my skull. I stand my ground and wait for her to approach. Before she can open that dirty mouth of her's, I give her a nice bitch slap across the face, sending her sprawling to the ground. I don't even look at her as I make my way to the stallion in the zombie like state. I lift my tail and impale him in the neck. I hear two gasps, one from him as his eyes change back to normal, before loosing color and falling to the ground, and one from that pink Alicorn.
I hear an angry growl from Chrysalis as she rises from the floor. She looks at me with so much hate in her eyes that...actually it doesn't really do anything, I've suffered Luna's dirty looks and they're like the dirty looks among dirty looks. Seriously, I bet she's killed people by just giving them a dirty look, it looks like she's going to rape you, tear your dick off and force you to eat it. Luna's special talent should be dirty looks, forget raising the moon, she can commit a killing spree with her fucking face.
Anyway, she walks towards me and stops a few meters away, probably so she doesn't get hit again.
"What. Was THAT?" She asks, her voice sounding like a mix between hissing and growling. I smirk and lift my tail again, getting into a fighting stance. Chrysalis sees this and puts her up her own stance.
She smirks at me before speaking, the kinda smirk you would give to someone when you know you'll win. She's sure gonna be in for a surprise.
"So, you've chosen to fight me? An unwise choice. What hopes do have against me? I have an army of Changelings."
"I've got an army of Xenomorph's," I say.
Suddenly, there's a bright flash and Discord is there, hoping between his feet with-is that a...
"I've got a jar of dirt~I've got a jar of dirt~," Discord sings, dancing around. I would shout at him, ask him why he's here and slap him round the head...but. During Discord's little stunt, Chrysalis is watching Discord with her head tilted and, more importantly, her guard down.
I take this opportunity and run at her, my tail raised. She doesn't even notice as I'm only a couple feet away, preparing to slice her. I quickly swing my tail into her side with the side of my tail that has lots of little spikes. She snaps out of her trance and screams. I quickly notice that, while that scream had pain in it, the scream wasn't just a scream of pain. The scream she used was the one to summon her Changelings.
She turns to face me with a smirk. I hiss and slap her of me with my claw and send out my own scream. The scream I used is a scream I made for this event. This scream would make every Xenomorph I have come straight to me.
I hear Chrysalis grunt as she lifts her self off the ground, glaring at me as she does so. The glare would be intimidating...if she wasn't holding her arm in obvious pain. Unlike me, she hasn't really ever experienced pain. So, despite the fact that all I did was put a small dent in her arm with a few small holes, to her it's the most painful thing ever. Which is surprising, considering she gives birth every year or so. She once told me she doesn't feel anything, I always assumed that is was because she was so use to it by now...apparently I was wrong. I'm a bit jealous of this, considering I actually still felt pain after giving birth the one thousandth time. What does giving birth feel like...hell. I didn't have any medical supplies to help me either. Honestly, though. The fourth time isn't nearly as bad, it's still bad...just not as bad. But it was pretty traumatizing, considering I use to be a male and all. I know how woman feel...I never wanted to, but I guess I didn't really get a say. I just kinda...gave birth.
Anyway, my pointless rambling of birth done, I notice Chrysalis is staring wide eyed at something. I turn around and notice that the pink whore is standing over the dead guard, crying. But the thing I notice the most, the glowing hair and horn. Suddenly she rises to look up at me, her eyes glowing. I can hear lightning impacting the ground outside, thunder shortly following. Suddenly her hair begins to lift, a faint pink glow wrapped around it. Before I can do anything, she let's of a mighty yell, the kind of yell you would expect from an anime character. I cover my eyes as I bright light and strong shockwave pushes me back. The shockwave manages to send Chrysalis into a wall and me back a few meters.
After a few seconds the light fades and I uncover my eyes, getting a somewhat awesome and angering sight. The pink Alicorn is now a foot or two taller and has a long flowing mane, just like Luna or Celestia.
"Fuck! I just made some whore go Super Saiyan. Now she's a Super Whore, a whore that has become so much of a slut, she needed to transform to hold it all in."
The whore looked at me with white eyes, no pupils visible. My mouth opens in disbelief... and a tint of worry.
"No. She not just a Super Whore...she's the Legendary Super Whore!" I can handle Luna, but this whore is even stronger than Celestia. Add Chrysalis to the mix, who is also stronger than Celestia...I'm fucked. No, I'm going to fucking die! No, no. She has no shinning armor or anything, so one stab into the skull, I win. Now, how can I face an angry ass Alicorn that's stronger than Celestia and not get torn apart?
"What was that?" I hear behind me. I can sense that Chrysalis is behind me by a few meters, she must of got out of that wall. But it's at that moment I sense thousands of things approaching the castle, aimed right at us. It must be the Xenomorphs, but I also sense a army of Changelings. They are getting nearer and nearer.
I look straight at the Legendary Super Bitch in front of me and the whore Chrysalis behind me. They're both getting into fighting stances. I decide to do the same, using this time to heal my self to about 89%. It's then when I notice the walls shaking, the floor vibrating and little prices of dust falling all around us. The others notice this as well, Chrysalis is smirking, she obviously thinks her Changelings will help her, all it'll do is distract bitch. Bitch seems to smile manically at this, sniffing the air? She must of just gone psycho. Then again, if my knowledge is correct, I just murdered her 'true love'. And with her being an Alicorn of love, I guess that rage of loosing a love one can turn yah crazy. Yes, I know she was a pony of love, but not an Alicorn. It would be useful if I can actually get all the details when I do something like this.
The shaking increases and I can hear the hoofbeats and foot beats becoming louder. Something tells me...that this will be hell.
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When life gives you lemons, make lemon grenades.
I sit on my comfortable, little, floating chair as I watch the scene unfold beneath me, patting my jar of dirt with my hand. Ex has killed Shinning Armor and, as a result, Princess slutty Mc fucky has gone hyper. It really amuses me how Extinction just casually killed Shinning, only to have to fight a furious female.
I summon a box of popcorn with a snap of my fingers as I hear the rumbling of the Xenos and Changelings getting closer. I can see that Ex is thinking about something. Either a way to kill Cadenza and Chrysalis or how the fuck no one noticed Celestia escaped from her cocoon just now. I'm not joking, she literally JUST escaped and walked out of here and no one noticed. You can't explain that.
I lean forward as I watch the three main characters get into a fighting stance. Ex seems worried, a thing that I would never even think about. He always seems either pissed or moody, but never worried. Chrysalis looks like an ass, nothing new. And finally, Cadenza. She looks like a ragging fat guy when you steal their food. Funny how fast a fat guy can run when they need too. I should know, I stole Celestia's cake once.
Before I can ponder how someone with such a large flank can run fast enough to make RD look like a joke, multiple windows smash as multiple Xenomorphs and Changelings run and charge at each over. The three stooges take this as their moment to fight and, well...fight.
Cadenza makes the first move, pulling her fist back to hit Ex. Ex manages to dodge the hit, but doesn't have enough time to counter as he gets dropped kicked by Chrysalis. Chrysalis's victory is short lived, though. Before she can get back in her feet, Cadenza is on top of her, tugging at her wings. Chrysalis's wings begin to tear of, but, before they do, a Changeling hits Cadence off of it's Queen. Said Changeling is quickly impaled by a Xenomorph, who then gets grabed by Chrysalis and thrown at Cadenza. As she does this, the other Xenomorphs notice and a 'Morphling' fires an magical acid bomb at her. The attack hits her back and sends her to the ground, right in front of a pissed off Extinction. Ex proceeds to slam Chrysalis head into the ground multiple times before throwing her into a wall.
I munch on my popcorn as I watch the spectacular show of chaos before me. The already messed up room covered in Changeling slime now has multiple broken pillars, windows, doors and walls to add to the mess. It looks like a tornado came through here, got laid, had kids and got married in the same room. It's perfect.
I decide to check on the other things going on, curious as to what's happening. The Xenomorphs are easily winning the battle, even with the large amount of numbers the Changelings have, and will most likely win. There are a few dead Xenomorphs, however. The whole room is about ten meters long and ten meters wide, makes sense considering it's a wedding room, so it can hold most of the Xenos and Changelings in. There are a few that are hanging outside windows or flying above, but there still enough room. The Xenos and Changelings were even kind enough to give the main three a meter of space as they fight. They probably don't want to end up like the other poor bastards. Some of the Changelings are divebombing into the Xenos. Sometimes they fly into walls making the castle shake and bits of the castle fall of. The 'morphlings' are throwing magical acid all over the Changelings, melting them into nothing and dissolving bits of the floor.
That's enough about this room, let's talk about the castle its self. The castle, from the inside, has lots of broken prices of furniture, glass, pretty much everything all other the place. There are lots of dead corpses all over the place, blood stains, and don't even get me started on the smell.
The outside, whoa...that's pretty... wow. The outside of the castle has multiple holes in it with large pices missing from it. It's exactly like the castle in the Everfree forest. Well, except more colorful and hanging of a cliff. Lots of towers have fallen to a thousand foot drop, lots of guards are getting thrown out of broken windows, its just perfect chaos. And thats not including the explosions happening every so often. I do hope they dial the fighting down a bit, wouldn't want the castle to crumble with Ex in it. Although, I have a sneaking suspicion that Ex knows that the castle could fall at any moment...
You may be wondering how I'm able to see and know all this while I'm still in my comfy chair. The answer: I'm Discord. I'm the most powerful being in all of Equestria. Looking around a castle is child's play, if you have as much magic as me, of course.
I stop my little observation of the now crumbling castle and take a look at the main event, the battle between Ex, Cadenza and Chrysalis. It looks like Ex is taking the most damage in this fight. When he came in, he wasn't exactly one hundred percent, but now I doubt he could even run for ten seconds. All the spines from his back are either gone or broken in half and his entire body has large cracks running all over it. Chrysalis is doing a bit better than Ex, a few large cracks here and there. But Cadenza. Cadenza barely has a scratch on her. Her clothes are a bit torn and she might have a messy mane, but besides a small cut on her cheek, she's pretty much untouched. I've definitely missed some stuff.
Ex hisses in rage and manages to stab Chrysalis in her right eye, while she's busy throwing Xenos at Cadenza, causing green blood to run from her eye as well as a high pitched scream from her mouth. Ex seems unfazed by this and lifts her into the air by his tail. Before he can do anything else, Cadenza slams into the tail, making Chrysalis fall and breaking Ex's tail in half.
Acid blood pours from his now half-tail as he yells in both pain and anger of having his main weapon broken in half. Ex falls to the ground face first and lays there, unmoving. I start munching on some popcorn and wait for him to get up...any second now. I keep eating, but after a few seconds, I know something wrong.
I drop the popcorn I'm holding out of shock. Ex...lost? N-no, it can't be. He's going to get back up...right? The battle suddenly stops and the Xenos all stop to stare at Ex. They all lower their heads.
Ex just continues laying there, showing no signs of getting up or even being alive. I try to search for a sign that he still alive...but... I feel a tear come to my eye as I watch the one person who I consider a friend stop kicking. I still can't believe it's-no I won't believe it! Ex is too strong to just...die!...r-right? Right?! He's been through so much, planned for so long...he can't just die!
I summon a box of tissues to wipe my nose as I realize that he has infact lost. My friend, Ex...lost. I guess...I guess Cadenza and Chrysalis were just to much for him. But what chance did he have? He was too slow to hit Cadenza and Chrysalis was stronger than Celestia. That final blow was what did it. A-at least he went down fighting...and landing a good blow on Chrysalis.
Speaking of Chrysalis. The Queen has gotten back on her feet and is now staring at Ex's body, laughing. She's laughing out of the fact Ex is gone, that he's no longer a problem, and I can't be even more mad about it.
"Haha! Yes! Finally that fool is dead! That'll teach him to dare turn against me!" Chrysalis exclaims, laughing like a maniac. She limps to his body, spits on it and make her way in front of Cadenza.
Cadenza circles round Chrysalis and stops in front of Ex's body. Chrysalis watches her in silence as she stares at Ex.
"So? You want to spit on his corpse too, Cadenza?" Chrysalis asks. Cadenza just spits on Ex's body and turns to face Chrysalis.
"Yes. Now, let's end thi-ack." Before Cadenza can finish her sentence, a black claw embeds its self in her neck. I turn to see who that claw belongs to and a smile quickly adorns my face.
"Ex!"
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"Ex!" Discord yells. I slowly turn my neck to look at him. It almost looked like he's been crying. D-did he actually think I was dead?Damn...maybe I overdid it. Well, actually, it's his fault for assuming I was dead. What? You think I'm gonna lay down and die because I've lost a limb? What do I look like? A pony? Of course I'm not going to die...yet. I might have enough energy to stand and claw into the this whores neck, but I'll need Discords help to leave this place. I've DEFINITELY taken some damage.
I focus back on this...Cadenza. It looks like my plan worked. My plan was to fake my death and sneak attack this whore when she wasn't expecting it. A bit dishonorable, but when it's a free for all you don't really care about honor. I lift my second claw above Cadenza's head and rip it off. Her now decapitated body falls to the ground, blood flowing from her onto the broken ground.
I can hear my kin hiss in delight as I finally managed to kill the whore. I look back at the head of Cadenza and crush it in my mouth, taking in all the delicious tastes it grants me. Ponies usually taste sweet. It might have something to do with the fact they devour sweets all the time. ALL the time. Seriously, they're so fucking use to sweets, take them away for a day and ponies will go insane.
I can feel my body healing ever so slowly from that little energy boost I got from eating. I turn to Discord and smile at him, blood dripping from my mouth.
"So, Discord. You actually thought I was dead?" Discord looks shocked and shakes his head back and forth.
"O-of course not. I knew that you were to strong to go down so easily." I chuckle.
"Then what's with the tears in your eyes?" Discord snaps his fingers and a book appears in his hands.
"I was crying over how bad this book is. It's called TWILIGHT." I nod my head in understanding. I will admit that even I felt like crying after reading that piece of shit. Half the story's about shirtless werewolf's and the other half about gay sparkling pixes. Wait I mean vampires. I always get them confused in that book.
I hear as a certain someone sighs in boredom.
"If you to MARES are done fan-mare-ing (?) about TWILIGHT, can we finish this?" Chrysalis yells. I turn to look at her and smile at what I see.
"Sorry, slut. But it looks like you're fucking time is up." The last thing I see is Chrysalis's angry face before she's engulfed in a rainbow.
I turn around to look at my kin.
"Quick, Xenomorphs! Some of you grab Luna and retreat back to HQ with Discord. I've got some unfinished business," I hiss. I can feel all my kin agree and leave Canterlot, a few drones taking Luna. The Xenos in the same room as me all head towards Discord.
"Ex! What are you doing? You can't take on the elements!" I turn to Discord and smirk.
"Watch me. And don't you fucking dare say what I can and can't do." I turn back to see Chrysalis as a statue. Funny, even as a statue she looks like a slut.
I turn to look at the smug faces of the elements. The purple one...Twat-light, I think. Yeah, Twat-light walks forward.
"Give it up, Discord and Extinction! You've lost," she says, arrogance and smugness dripping from her mouth. If there's one thing I hate it's arrogance and smugness. And this whore has both.
I just hiss and walk towards them, preparing to end this.
"Wait, Ex! It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!" Discord yells, throwing a...lemon at me? I catch it in my claw and look at it. It's a fucking lemon.
I turn to Discord who just winks and leaves with my kin. I turn my head back to the elements as they begin to float in the air, Celestia watching from the smashed doorway. It's at that moment I hear a beeping sound coming from the lemon. It almost sounds like...-you fucking genius Discord.
I smirk and lob my lemon at a pillar. Celestia looks at me confused. I smirk as the lemon glows red, just like Celestia's angry face when she realizes what's going on, and watch as it explodes.
The explosion destroys the pillar, making the ceiling fall. Fall right on the elements and knock them to the floor, that is. I look back at Celestia to see her mane on fire and her eyes glowing white.
"Ha! I would love to stay and chat, Celestia. But I really don't want to stay and chat...so bye." Ceelestia charges at me, dodging and weaving to avoid the collapsing ceiling.
She reaches me and knocks me straight to the ground, growling in my face as she does.
"I was going to let you get sealed in stone again, Ex. But now, now I'm going to make you suffer!" She shouts in my face. I laugh back at hers.
"L-let me ask you something. What's more important? Me? Or Canterlot? Because right now this castle is collapsing and about to destroy what's left of it. Including all the ponies."
Celestia glares at me. She levitates me into the air and throws me against a wall, sending a burning pain through my head and cracking me even more. I can feel myself blacking out from the damage I've taken lately. Looks like it's finally catching up. My last thoughts before I fall into unconsciousness is my past...what Celestia will do to me and if Discord will leave me or not...
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The thing about monsters is...
I stare into the mirror before me, getting a nice look at myself. My eyes are still red and my hair is just as gray as it has always been. But the more I look at myself...the more I realize just how much I've changed after meeting Ex.
I sigh as I begin my walk around the tunnels, recalling all the great times I had, while I go to check on Luna. I pass multiple Xenos as I walk by, some would hiss at me others would just avoid me. It's pretty clear they're Ex's kin, alright. Ah, Ex. I would teleport to Ex, you know, make sure he's alright, but he can handle himself. I'm sure he can. I mean it's only been ten minutes, he'll be here any second...I hope.
I reach the room Luna is held in and see her scream in agony as another Xeno is spawned. Luckily her cries of pain are silenced by a face hugger.
I shake my head and can see around twenty baby Xenos wobbling about as they try and search for food. I snap my fingers and teleport a cow into the room. After, I leave to the sound of Xenos tearing through flesh.
I walk around some more and see Ex's throne. I sigh as I remember, yet again, all the fun I had observing Ex. I suppose I should explain.
You see, before I started causing chaos, I was a young spirit in the universe just trying to find a purpose in life. But then I saw him. He was an odd looking creature covered in black with a strange shape. He looked like some sort of giant black bug. But he got my attention, Ex got my attention. So I continued to watch him, learn from him, see what he can do and why he can do that. But that's when it hit me. I always enjoyed the mess he caused, the destruction, just the chaos in general. So I decided I wanted to be a spirit of chaos. It took hundreds of years for me to learn and even more years for me to understand. Yes, learning and understanding are different from each over. But...when I finally did, he was nothing but a statue.
But, if anything, that just made me want to cause more chaos, to be able to be more chaotic then him. Man, the chaos he caused back then...
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Ex runs from the multitude of guards and villagers chasing him, their spears and pitchfork's raised high. For some time now the ponies have been hunting him. At first he was just a myth a crazy old stallion talked about. But that myth soon became a legend, that legend became fact and that fact caused this, a hunt.
If there's something you ought to know about ponies it's their Xenophobic nature. If it's not a pony, they don't trust it. A great fault to have, but it's just how ponies are.
Ex growls as he leaps across a lake, annoyance clear on his face. I feel bad for the guy, as I watch him, all he wants is to survive, but these ponies ain't having none of that.
Ex soon spots a massive castle on the horizon, the castle of Luna and Celestia. The sisters heard of Ex and thought it would be a good idea to put a bounty on him. If you bring 'The Creature' in alive you get two million bits. If he's dead, two thousand. As far as I'm aware, or was aware at that point in time, the sisters wanted a pet, a guard dog. And what better way to show how superior you are then to have an unknown species sitting beside you on your thrown? Well, maybe a bass canon, that'd be preety badass. But back then they didn't have that stuff, so they opted for 'The legendary Creature of the Everfree.'
Ex quickly scales the walls of the castle with pegasi trying to spear or net him. Ex proves to be more agile then the ponies think and manages to avoid all attempts of murder and capture.
He crawls through a window and continues his run. Unfortunately, he failed to realize that, back then, the castle is heavily guarded.
So, to put it simply, Ex screwed himself over. Don't get me wrong, he didn't just get captured. No, no, no, back then he was even more brutal then he is now. He managed to take...I think around...thirty guards out before they managed to hold him down. And this is his drone form.
I can remember how I wanted to help, to free him, to save him. But, sadly, I was nothing but a small spirit at that time. Certainly not the all powerful chaos god I am now. Tartarus, if Celestia and Luna actually decided to train their power...they might even be able to surpass me. Well, maybe.
Anyway, Ex gets dragged to the throne room against his will, trying ever so desperately to escape. I feel pity for him, to have to go through something like that. I think he was only sixteen years old when that happend, not even an adult. But I guess he has his Xenomorph instinct to help him through. His instinct...is strange. I can't recall it ever showing after me and him escaped together, yet I know it's still in their.
Before you ask, no, what he did was his decision alone. He chose to kill everyone he did, all his instinct did was...push him towards it. He's even told me he's had times where his instinct was to kill me! Yet he didn't. It's his own life and no 'instinct' will control what he does and does not do.
Any-who, his instinct is strange. I guess it's kinda like a girl on her period, granted I don't know what it's like but, from what I heard, it's pretty similar. He usually gets enraged, wants to kill everything in site and protect his kin like any mother. But Ex doesn't really have a gender, so...thing? Like any thing would. I've seen his mood change from happy-yes, happy. Believe it or not, Extinction wasn't as dark and cold as he is now. I've seen several occasions where he would laugh to himself, smile, even just mess about for 'The LOLZ.' Anyway, as I was saying- happy to a sadistic murderer in a split second. I guess he's calmer than he was back then or he just isn't that mad now. Oh, believe me, back then he was the definition of mad. Every sentence he said was just littered with fucks and shits and cunts...granted he hasn't said cunt since he's been free. Or, if he has, not as often as he use to.
I can remember seeing him getting dragged into the throne room, managing to escape only to get encased in a blue aura of magic. Luna quickly claimed Ex and...oh, god. The things she did. The amount of times he tried to escape only for-i don't even...don't even want to say. He tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it didn't even matter.
For example, Ex actually managed to get back into the Everfree and boy was he happy. But that happiness didn't last long as Luna just teleported him back and...punished him. I won't go into detail, but there's a reason he calls Luna a whore. I wonder what he'll do with Luna? I don't think he'll just use her for a spawn point. Especially after the things she did.
The things she...-Just remember that monsters aren't born, they're made. And I can tell you sure as tartarus that Ex was no monster when he first arrived.
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They're made, not born. But sometimes that's questionable.
Agony. That is the first feeling running through my body as my eyes manage to open. I try to move, try to speak, try to do anything. But I can't. My limbs...I can't even feel them. I don't know how I look, but it's probably shit.
I manage to get my vision clear enough to see all the damage I've taken in the last...-all the damage I took in that fight is still there and has not healed.
'Why hasn't it healed? Something has to be blocking my healing...if that's even possible.' I try to call my kin for help, but something's blocking it. 'How is this possible?'
"Oh, believed me, it is very possible." Before I can even make out who said that, I'm lifted into the air by my neck and get a blurry view of the bitch herself, Celestia.
I try to speak but my mouth is in too much pain. Before I can even say a thing through my mind, I'm thrown against a wall, or at least I think it's a wall. I try to scream in pain, but all I can manage is a short gasp. My vision blurs again and I can just about see Celestia walking towards me. I try to look around some more but I can't seem to make anything out. It looks like I'm in some sort of...cage?
"You know, Ex. I went to go check on my sister, see how damaged she was or if she was okay. Knowing her, she probably tried to fight you." Celestia puts a hoof on my stomach and begins to push down. A sickining cracking sound is heard the more she pushes down. "But, you see...my sister is currently, to my knowledge, gone. And, knowing you, you most likely did something. And I know she's not dead."
'As if I'd tell you. All you need to know is that she is now experiencing what I felt in the past because of you.'
Celestia's eyes go wide and she lifts me up to stare into her now white eyes.
"So help me, Ex. If you're even joking around-"
'I lost my ability to joke after you BEAT IT OUT OF ME!'
Celestia slams me into the ground, damaging me even more, and throws me against the cage again. Even though she is angry, I can tell she's holding back. If she wasn't, I would be dead by now.
She stamps up to my sprawled out form and glares at me.
"I might actually feel bad, if you didn't deserve it!" My mouth manages to let a dry chuckle.
'F-funny. You know-well, of course you don't. But, I was about to say something similar with Luna.' I get kicked in the side and role onto my stomach.
" Luna doesn't deserve anything!"
'Oh, but she does. I don't claim to be a person of justice, but even the gods themselves would agree that you and you're sister belong in Tartarus after what you did to me.'
"You deserve everythin-"
'I didn't deserve half of that, bitch! I'll admit it; I was a dick, I didn't care about you, your sister, your ponies, anything. Maybe I deserved death for killing all those ponies, maybe I deserved to be jailed for life. But after you did what you did...I always use to assume death was the worst thing anyone can go through. Use to .'
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I hiss as Luna 'finishes' with me again. I don't even have any sexual organs, but that doesn't bother Luna. I still have my mouth. Luna pats me on the head. I lunge at her but am quickly halted by my...leash. These god damn princesses are treating me like a dog! Those cunts.
Luna frowns at me and looks me over with her head cocked to the side.
"Why art thou so hostile? Thou would think that it would be enjoyable for a pet to please thy master."
"You ain't shit! Cunt! Fuck you, fuck this, fuck that! But fuck you in particular!" Luna goes to the door and turns to look at me while she gets dressed.
"Maybe we need sister's help to tame thee. Though we do not wish to do that, Sapphire."
" My fucking name ain't Sapphire, whore. And don't you fucking dare bring that spawn of hell in here!"
Luna nods to herself and walks out of her room, after she gets dressed. I try to claw at my rope, so i can escape. I try to break free with all my might, trying anything that might help. Fuck, I'll start singing let it go! I just want out!
"No! Don't bring-BRING HER SO THAT I CAN END HER! I-I don't want-I NEED...don't do this-DO THIS. Not that again." I lay on the floor while waiting for...her to come.
I hear the door open. I don't even bother to look up as I feel two figures above me.
"Sapphire, up." I don't respond. I don't know why I didn't, maybe it was to keep whatever little bit of pride I had left.
" See, sister, he's not doing as he's told." I can hear a sigh escape from Satan in horse's clothing.
"Thou would think an animal would know their superior when they see them."
Suddenly my entire body erupts in pain as I feel like I'm sitting inside the sun. I try to scream, but nothing escapes my voice. All I can manage is to flail around. It only lasts for a split second, but, for me, it felt like hours. Never before have I even imagined this much pain was possible. I'm not sure how my body can even handle this. No physical wound is on me, but mentally...a simple scar isn't enough to explain it. I can't even escape this hell in my dreams.
Celestia glares at me and with an icy tone in her voice says:
"Up." I manage to wobble my way onto my four legs. I feel a light tapping on my head. "See, Luna, all thou have to doth is put it in it's place. It's a mere animal, and animals can be domesticated."
Oh, yes. I'm a 'mere,' 'unintelligent' 'animal.' If these ponies could actually understand me...well, I don't know. But if they did I would at least get some joy in making them mad.
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"How dare you say such a thing!" I get thrown into the bars of the prison cell and can feel a sharp pain all other my body. I've probably broke something, everything.
'...ha, how dare I? Very easily, thank you. Tell me, did you get hunted down like an animal? Treated like an animal? You haven't even said sorry for what you put me through!' I feel a sharp pain smash into the side of my head. I hit the floor and stay there.
'...'
"What!? Nothing left to say? Good. And for the record, I probably would have said sorry of you weren't a monster." I get thrown back into the center of the prison cell. "I'll let you heal a small amount. I don't want you dead, no. I'm saving that for pleasure for Luna."
She exits the cell and I lay here thinking back to everything. Yes, I killed a lot of ponies. But even then I felt a bit bad, but I just told myself it's nature. They tried to hunt me down, I ended up hunting them down, simple. I would never go out of my way to kill them, I would always feel...-well it's weird. I would feel bad and feel like a monster, but at the same time it felt...like winning. Have you ever had that sense of joy when you won something? I have, and when I first killed and got my senses back, I was horrified. And that's normal, right. But...after a while, it felt like...like winning. I guess...I'm not sure if I was a monster when I got here, maybe I was. But after I escaped, I can tell you that I definitely went out of my way to kill as many ponies as I could, out of my way to become a monster... Maybe it was then I lost my morals, turned into a monster. Maybe I was always a monster in the inside and that was the push that unleashed it. Maybe this was all out of spite of an insane bastard.
To be honest, I don't give a flying fuck. All I want-NEED-is to kill-DESTROY-those that oppose me. Heh, I think my instinct is coming back. Yep, good old voice in my head...
True to Celestia's words, my body's healing a bit. I sigh and try to stand up on my two legs, but I quickly fall down in pain.
'This...this is just sad. I can't even crawl anywhere. I never thought I would say this...but, Discord. Discord I-DON'T-need you're help!'
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I feel a shiver go up my spine. I shake the feeling off and have a look around. Xenos are still doing their thing, taking animals to feed on and putting face huggers on a few. I decide I should check the time and I see it's been seventy minutes, or an hour and ten minutes. Now, I'm no expert at geography. But I'm pretty sure that Ex should be here by now. It take about fifty minutes to reach Ponyvile from Canterlot and maybe five minutes to reach the Everfree. Then again, I'm just estimating.
"Hey, Xeno," I call out. A passing Xeno hisses at me. "Yeah, I know I'm an dick, but could you see how Extinction is?" The Xeno says nothing for a while and hisses back. "Wait, you can't connect with him? Something must be wrong...Ha, wrong. This is Ex, he can handle himself." I feel a shiver go up my spine again. "Buuuuuut, a little check won't hurt."
I snap my fingers and appear outside. Or, more specifically, The Everfree Forest. I do a quick little scan off the area, but can't find Ex.
'Odd.' I decide to head to Ponyvile and see if he's there.
I arrive to see everypony in Ponyvile going on with their lives as normal. Some are shopping while others are having idle chit-chat. This is bad, well, for me. Ex would and should be here tearing everyone's asshole out and shoving it inside other ponies asses.
"Canterlot, Canterlot, C-a-n-t-e-r-l-o-t, Canterlot. Maybe he's clearing everything out and lost track of time?" I say to myself. I'm pretty sure I'm just trying to convince myself he's alright by now.
With a snap of my fingers I'm above Canterlot. The city has definitely seen better days. Half the castle has collapsed and the other half is only just on the mountain. The ponies below-mostly the gaurd-are cleaning the city of debris from the castle. In all but a few seconds, it clicks in my head. Something is wrong. Ex wouldn't let a single pony live. Ex would burn this place into ashes, eat the ashes, defecate them and spit acid on it while burying it in a ten mile long hole. These ponies shouldn't be here, Canterlot shouldon't be here.
"I need to find Ex, fast."
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"Tell *crack* me *crack* where *crack* my *crack* sister *crack* is!" Celestia shouts at me. With every word she says she hits me, hard.
'F-fuck...go fuck yourself.' I quickly erupted in a fury of coughs and hit the ground. THAT'S RIGHT! NEVER LET A WEAKER BEING TELL YOU WHAT TO DO!
Celestia growls in anger at me. I actually feel scared. NO YOU DONT. Here I am, on the ground with no hope but to do as I'm told, trying to face a so-called goddess. Funny how history repeats it's self. FUNNY HOW SHE THINKS THIS HURTS.
"Just know this, Ex. I can very easily lure Discord out and get him to tell-"
"Ha...ha...r-r-rreal-ll-yy-y, *cough*" I manage to say, "yy-yooo-o-uu th-th-thiii-nn-kk...D-Dis...coo-oo-rr-red..."
"I'm surprised you can actually manage to speak. But you're wasting time. As I was saying, I can get Discord to tell me where she is. All I'm offering is a way for you to not suffer."
"F-fff-ff-uuucc-cckkk-"
"Me? Ha! You really are a monster. I bet you don't care about all the innocent ponies you've killed, all the children turned orphan. You are nothing but a monster."
"Thhha-aaatt...mayb-b-bb-eee so. Buu-u *cough* y-yyoou...ev-vvennn...worse." I cough again and just decide to speak with my mind. THAT'S IT, SHOW THE CUNT HOW MUCH OF A MONSTER SHE IS!
'You made me suffer pain I could never dream of. You made me not care about you or your ponies, you M-ade me into th-This! If you hadn't doNe that, I probAbly never would have even acknowledged you POniEs!'
"I did no such thing! You were this monster from the beginning!" Celestia shoots back, "You're insane!"
'Oh,-DIE-maybe I was,' I say, ignoring the insane comment. 'But, I guess I just imagined all the pain I felt before. You're the one going on about 'friendship' and 'being right' all the time. But, tell me...how does two wrongs make a right? If you're so 'pure' then you will-DIE-know that. How is acting like a monster to a monster good?'
"My wrongs are for good, while yours are for vile desires." I squeeze a dry chuckle out of my mouth.
'That just depends how you look at it-CUNT. In your eyes I'm a monster that threatens your kind. In my eyes it's the other way around-EXCEPT YOU'RE NOT AS MUCH OF A THREAT. Tell me, is wanting-NEEDING-to protect my kin bad?'
"My ponies have morals and dreams, you're...you're just a sadistic, sick, twisted, insane creature; and so is your kin." I lift my face up to look Celestia in the eyes.
'I didn't hear a no. But I don't need-WANT-to hear your answers, I already know you.'
"Oh?" Celestia questions, folding her arms.
'Oh, yes. You see, you just want your kingdom to be a world isolated from the horrors of reality. Do you ever hear about all the homeless that litter the streets of the Zebra Lands? Mintor kingdom? Gryphon kingdom? The wars? Terrorists? No. And you know why? You just want to keep this place as innocent as I five year old girls mind.'
Celestia looks unpleased with what I've just said and glares down at me.
"And? Is it wrong to protect me ponies? If anything, you've proven that I'm right in doing so. By keeping my ponies happy and away from the terrors of life, they don't and won't become...anything like you. If I have to do this to protect them from this, then I shall. Besides, I've lived through history; I'm doing my ponies a favor by not letting them know about what I know and have experienced."
Celestia walks out of my cage and locks it. I try to see where I am, but I can't make it out. It looks like I'm in some sort of cave.
"Now; now that you're strong enough to move," she says from behind the bars, "you'll probably try to escape. So I've taken the liberty to enchanting the cell. Discord himself wouldn't be able to get out." She smiles smugly and turns her back on me. "And as much as I enjoy our talks, I need to check on the Elements of Harmony and other injured ponies there are. So, bye," she hisses at me with a cold voice. It sounded like she was trying to make me suffocate on her breath. She spreads her wings and takes off.
I lay down and my eyes begin to blur. I take a little look around and see a statue a little bit away from my cage. My eyes go wide as I make out what, or rather who, the statue is. I manage to think one last thing before I lose consciousness:
'Chrysalis?'
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Freedom is often unappreciated until it's gone
I breathe heavily as I run through the castle corridors, trying to find my way to an exit. My muscles are tired, my body isn't in the best condition, thanks to that cunt Celestia, but I know that it's now or never. Especially after how long I've planned this.
I see a blockade of guards in front of me, spears and nets raised. They're ready to take me back, take me back to those two demons. I roar out in anger and charge the guards. They weren't expecting that; usually I opt to submit after seeing that many guards. But my instinct tells me they are nothing, and I shouldn't worry about a few fools swinging some sticks around.
I plow right through all of the guards, stabbing at them with my tail and spitting my acidic blood all over them. I can feel that my natural Xenomorph instinct enjoys the carnage. And to be honest, so do I. Never in all my life have I wanted to kill someone so bad, and I never thought I would enjoy it so much.
I continue my run around the castle. I only have a few moments left until the sisters notice I'm missing, but if I can just find that one beacon of hope known as the exit...
And on a day like this, even I could believe in god. The exit is right in front of me, no guards, no sisters, just freedom. I've only ever seen that exit a few times, and I've only ever got out once. But this time, this time it's different.
I've planned this out for weeks, observed everything and learned everything I could about the castle. I also learned how to unlock my collar; still can't believe I just had to unlock it with a key hidden under the mattress. And to think, I wouldn't even have made it this far if it weren't for my instinct.
I sprint towards the doors and slam them open with all the power I can muster, sending said doors flying of their hinges. I take a big inhale of the air and smile. I can hear as Luna's and Celestia's voice echo through all of Canterlot. No doubt Luna's just discovered that I'm not wearing my collar. I can only imagine her face when only the collar appeared when she used her 'return' spell.
I quickly run as far away as I can from the castle and deep into the forest. I run for hours and hours before I think that I've lost them, and even then I run for a few more minutes. I'm glad I have this body, I probably wouldn't have been able to do that with my human one. Well, maybe I could if I trained for a few months, humans are known for their stamina, but it's better to be able to do it without training.
But, then again, I might not of been in this mess if I was a hu-
YES YOU WOULD! YOU SAW HOW THEY REACTED TOWARDS AN UNKNOWN CREATURE, THEY TRIED TO HUNT US DOWN AS A TROPHY!
Yes but...-no, you're right. Those...'Ponies' are evil greedy things that don't care about others. Even if I could of spoken, the same thing probably would have happened.
I begin to feel tired and decide to rest up on a tree. I lay on a branch and smile as I finally realize that I've got what I've wanted ever since I got caught.
"F-fiNalLy...fre-freEdoM."
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I slowly open my eyes to try and take in my surroundings. I ultimately can't, but my guess is that I'm still in that cage thing. I manage to get up in a kneeling position and try to look around again.
'God damn it,' I think to myself, 'how can I even escape if I can't see shit?!'
My vision isn't as blurry as before, yet I can't really see anything. All I can see is some metal bars surrounding me, the cold metal floor and statue Chrysalis.
'Wait a fucking second.' I turn my head to my right and can see the angry face of a hideous looking statue known as Chrysalis. 'Why is she here? I thought Celestia had a whole 'gotta stone them all' collection going on in her garden. Better yet, where ex-fucking-actly is here?'
I try to look through the bars, but can't see anything except gray blurs. I sigh and manage to crawl over to the bars to see if being closer will help.
'Can't believe a feared-ALL POWERFUL-being like myself is crawling. And there's my good old instinct.'
I would say that I've always liked my instinct, but that's not true. In fact, at first I hated it. Do you know how annoying it is to speak and sound like you're tripping balls? I usually end up sounding like: 'I wiLl BeaT YOu CElestIA'. Or sometimes my instinct will just interrupt me in general. Sometimes it doesn't happen, though, and I can actually speak normally. But, I don't mind it anymore. If it weren't for my instinct, I'd have been living my whole life as a pet for bitch and slut.
Speaking of sluts, I'm still trying to figure out why there's one next to my cage. This obviously isn't a garden, but it doesn't exactly take a whole lot of thinking to figure that out. Maybe it's some sort of secret room?
I decide to use my senses to see if I can sense where I am or if there's anyone else in here, and I'm definitely surprised about what I found out.
I'm not sure exactly what it is I just sensed, but there's something in here that is big and strong. And when I say big, I mean it's about the size of a Manticore. And when I say strong, I mean that this thing is on par with Celestia.
But, I sense something else. It's a small bit of power a few yards to my right. It's size seems to just tower over the average pony, but that's all I can sense. He, and yes I can sense of someone's a male or female, seems to also be stuck in a cage.
I pay him no mind, however, and focus back on the bigger creature. I can't really make it out, but it seems to have...three heads, and is about the size of a Manticore. Maybe a young Hydra? No, it wouldn't be that powerful. Then again, it could be magically enchanted. So basically, Celestia's got a new pet on steroids. Great. But at the same time, it smells a bit different. Kinda like...dog? I don't even want to know; I'll just call it 'Hydra Thing' for now.
'I guess I can give her credit, she actually thought this through. Unless Discord gets his ass over here, I probably have no chance of escaping. If I broke out of this cage, that Hydra Thing would come to investigate. And I wouldn't be able to heal fast enough to actually fight it. And even if it didn't notice, I would have to move swiftly and stealthily, something my body can't handle. Because if I just sit around waiting to heal, the Hydra Thing will probably spot me sitting still with my thumb up my ass like some dumbo.'
I finish my inner thoughts and try to pull at the bars just to see if I actually have a chance. Unsurprisingly, they don't budge. I spit some acid around the cage to see if anything happens; nothing happens. I can't find any faults. I try looking for anything, hinges, screws, nails, hell even a door; but I can't find anything. Which is bullshit, I swear Celestia went out some kind of door.
I sigh and take a look at the bars. If my acid won't work, and I can't pull the bars open...
A small growl escapes my lips as I try to ram my body into the bars in a half-ass attempt to get free. All I'm rewarded with is more pain. I try again, and again, and again, but nothings happening.
'I-WE- reFuSe to jUSt givE Up. I'm not-WE'RE NOT-going tO JuST sit around dOINg NOThing.' I think to myself, continuing my pitiful attempt at escape.
The Hydra Thing walks over to my cage. I can't really make out what it's doing, maybe just starring, maybe smirking, I don't know; but I can make out some details about it. It's covered in black fur...and that's about it. But I can make out three round shapes for heads, and the last time I checked, Hydra's have long slim heads, not short round ones. And it's neck is also really small.
The Hydra Thing leaves, and after a minute I just continue to ram at a slower weaker pace.
'Dammit, Discord. What ever the fucking hell you're doing, do it quickly cause-I DON'T WANT OR NEED HELP!'
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I sigh in irritation as I hover over Canterlot. I just can't find Ex anywhere, it's like he's disappeared from the face of Equestria. I've searched high, I've searched low, I've even checked out the entire castle, and yet, I can't find anything.
"Grr, Tartarus dammit, Extinction. I leave you alone to fight Celestia and you vanish. Granted it wasn't the smartest thing to do; but I never claimed to be smart." I muse to myself. I rub my beard in thought when I suddenly get a great idea.
"Of course! What's the number one way to find things out? Gossip, obviously. I bet somepony knows what's happening or going on. Most likely a guard."
I snap my fingers, emitting a bright flash in the sky. Luckily nopony saw it. When the light fades, I look down at my hands and smile...or should I say hands and hooves?
Doing a quick check over of myself, I can see that my mane is a gray, I have a light brown coat and I still have my epic goatee.
"Perfect! They'll never suspect anything!" I say to myself while examining my new body in the mirror. My smile turns into a frown as I see my eyes.
"Oh; I probably need to deal with my eyes." While my body might look different my eyes are still the same: red pupils and yellow eye balls.
I snap my fingers and summon some enchanted glasses to cover my eyes with. Looking in the mirror, I can see that my eyes look 'normal' and my pupils are now a light brown.
"Foolproof! Now nopony will notice anything wrong! I mean, I've been floating in the middle of the sky for a minute creating bright flashes and nopony has bat an eye."
I float down into an alleyway and walk out like I'm not secretly Discord. In case you wounded what that looks like, it's just walking normally.
I spot some guards clearing up some bricks and decide to put my plan in motion.
I walk over to them and begin to just causally help them clear up. The guards pay me no mind and continue to work. I pick the bricks up and plop them down on a wheelbarrow. I then go back, pick up some bricks, and put them in the wheelbarrow. I continue this pattern for a while and decide now's the time to strike.
I spot a lone guard a little bit away and decide to confront him. I begin to clear up some of the bricks near him and begin a nice little conversation.
" So...the battle left Canterlot in a rough shape, eh?" The guard just grunts and continues his work. "Seems like those Changelings sure kicked your flanks, huh?" The guard narrows his eyes, but continues working. I sigh in frustration. "Alright, fine. I was just a tad curious about what happened with Celestia, Extinction and Chrysalis. Jeez, it's like talking with a brick wall."
The guard looks up at me and frowns.
"All you need to know is this: Extinction is dealt with, Chrysalis is dealt with and Celestia is fine." I can see that this guy isn't going to just spill the beans. Can't really blame him, there's already enough mess as it is, no need to add cleaning beans to the to do list. But, I really need to know. Guess it's time to act like a pony.
"Are you sure? I mean, I don't think I would be able to keep calm without knowing exactly how Extinction and Chrysalis have been 'dealt with'. I really need to know. Like, really. Please?" The guard sighs and looks at me with a blank face. "Please?" He continues to stare at me. "Plllleeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssss-"
"You're not going to leave until I tell you, are yah?" I shake my head. The guard sighs and begins to look around. He turns to look at me and frowns.
"Alright, I'll tell yah. Mostly because you're one of the only ponies besides the guard helping fix Canterlot." I frown mentally at that. I'm not suppose to fix things, I break things. I make things more chaotic and fun. I certainly don't 'fix' things. Guess I'll have to cause some chaos before I leave this joint.
The guard begins to speak again. "That and the fact I don't see why you shouldn't know. Alright, to simply put it, Celestia is perfectly fine and has imprisoned Extinction in the same place as Chrysalis."
"Um, not to insult Celestia."
'Even though she deserves it,' I mentally add.
"But don't you think putting two dangerous enemies in the same cell is...you know, a completely retarded thing to do?"
The guard begins to chuckle.
"Yeah, I do. But they're not just in some 'cell'." I raise my eyebrows at this. What exactly does he mean by 'some cell'? I don't have to ponder on it too long as the guard continues. "Those two are in a place of nightmares. A place where all evil in the world lives." Wait...no. Surely he doesn't mean- "Tartarus." -Okay, he does. Well, as Ex would say, fuck. Tartarus? Really Celestia? Damn, talk about pulling out the big guns.
I look back at the guard and do my best fake smile.
"Oh, well thanks. I can definitely sleep easily knowing that those monsters are where they belong. But as much as I really want to stay and chat, there's a city that needs fixing." The guard nods and I walk away.
'Tartarus?' I think to myself, unable to believe what I'm hearing. 'Celestia must really find them both dangerous if she sent them there. I mean, she's only ever sent...him there before.' I make sure nopony's looking and head into a dark alleyway. 'I guess I have my work cut out for me. As the saying goes: 'one does not simply walk into Tartarus.' And I can understand why. You see, Tartarus is a very odd place. Some would see it as a massive dark hallway field with your worst nightmares, some see it as a massive open field filled with lava and fire, some see it as a place where you constantly feel all the pain you've ever experienced in life forever. Let's just say, that not even I know. I've been told it's a horrible place that the gods themselves fear, a place that will change you, a place that- okay I'm just shitting you.
In reality, I know exactly what Tartarus is like. Tartarus...is a big disappointment. Seriously. All it is is like being inside a cave with some platforms coming out of the ground. The only real problem is Cerberus, and I can handle him. Well, once I actually get in. To get in you need to go to the edge of Equestria, find the temple of misery, go to the bottom floor, defeat the boss which is a mirror version of yourself, activate the portal and finally go inside said portal. But you need to make sure you have a red rubber ball with you or else you'll get mauled to death by Cerberus.
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Or, if your lazy like me, use the spell of 'gate opening' to open a portal to Tartarus. Sometimes magic is just too useful. Well, actually it's not because only an immortal can cast and learn that spell. Which is why most ponies do that whole quest thing. It's pretty amusing to watch, actually. Nine out of ten of the ponies that try don't even make it to the temple and the ones that do get killed by the many traps in the temple. I actually don't think any ponies made it past the boss battle.
I snap my fingers and turn back into my original body and smile.
"Feels great to get rid of all that fur. It's so warm and weird, I don't know how you can live with it. It's like having ten jumpers on at once." I take my glasses off and turn them into a chaos bomb. "I did say I would cause a bit of chaos when I leave, and while I'm not usually true to most of my words, I am when it involves chaos." I toss the bomb into the middle of the street and use the 'Gate Opening' spell.
A smirk adorns my face as I hear screams from all around. Risking a glance back I can see cotton candy clouds in the sky creating a downpour on the many ponies in the streets and mutated bunnies running around the place. I chuckle and turn back to see that a portal showing Tartarus is in front of me.
"Don't worry, buddy, I'll get you out of there." I say, as I dive into the portal.
