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The Elements of Misfortune

by ClubofSpades
What happens if destiny made a mistake when picking the Elements of Harmony? Well, she did. Meet the Elements of Misfortune.

Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria, peace and happiness roamed the land….

Okay, let's can the crap.

Long story short, the Elements of Harmony were given to the wrong damn ponies. So, what's the problem? A lot of things, actually.

For example: One's an asshole, one has severe anger issues, one is a pervert, one is a goody-goody, one does nothing for a living, and one is a sadistic masochist.

Meet Spades, Hurricane, Sarcasm, Ethelind, Blaze, and Trock.

Another thing is that they are a very dysfunctional clique.

Incomplete
Adventure
Comedy
 

21636 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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14 Chapters:

  1. Prologue 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    978
  2. Chapter 1: Drunks and cards 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1393
  3. Chapter 2: On our lovely way to the celebration. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1371
  4. Chapter 3: Nightmare Moon 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1000
  5. Chapter 4: Hell no! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    871
  6. Chapter 5: Bucking Morons. Literally. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1346
  7. Chapter 6: Picking on One Another Is Fun. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1360
  8. Chapter 7: Finding the Elements 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1081
  9. Chapter 8: 'Till death do us apart. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1185
  10. Chapter 9: Let's just fight like idiots pt. 1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1212
  11. Chapter 9 (NEIN): The other part to the other chapter 9 (NEIN). 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2189
  12. Chapter 10: Only one thing to do now 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2372
  13. Chapter 11: Plans and Shit 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2855
  14. Chapter 12: To the Mansion! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2423