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Ethanol, Elements, and Estrogen

by KiltedKey
What happens when you Seth Rogen the Mane Six, give them alcohol, weed, make them randy, and love struck? Have Rainbow wanting a lover, Twilight to lose her virginity, Rarity plan the personal lives of everyone, and nearly no moral compass? This.

The erogenous 3rd edition. It's 30 percent longer, 300 percent better edited, 3000 percent more ethically dubious, and still narrated by Steven Fry.

It's that special time of the month again for the Elements of Harmony; the time when they get together for a Truth or Dare game of a more questionably pure nature. From long kept secrets, to reflecting on parties they can barely remember, their three years of friendship have changed them. For better or worse, they were still deciding on that.

This game will be different. Most likely for the worse, but that's what drinking before the sun sets can do. Or maybe them being hornier than usual. Or secretly planning each others sex lives. Or falling in love with each other. Or all four. Most likely all four.

Twilight wants to go out on her first date, but will alcohol and the raunchy advice of her friends help? Rainbow badly wishes to sedate her loins, or maybe she's looking for something more? What exactly, is Rarity planning for this night? Should they really add weed to the equation?

The Elements all have desires they haven't quite realized they have had, and a day long exchange of sex jokes and tension might lead to events that are out of their control. It was in their control once.

Our innocent little ponies seem to have sucked in too much Seth Rogen, but that's okay.

Right?...

It's Archer with ponies.

Teen
Complete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Romance
Comedy
Profanity
Random
Sex
Narcotics
 
RRTM

94241 words: Estimated about 8 hours to read

24 Chapters:

  1. Chapter One: Caffeinated Carnal Cravings 2013-07-16 01:26:55 UTC
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  2. Chapter Two: Rainbow's Randy Resolution 2013-07-16 15:32:11 UTC
    3602
  3. Chapter Three: Fidgeting Frisky Fillies 2013-07-17 04:07:05 UTC
    2984
  4. Chapter Four: The Mares Of The Top-Heavy Round Table 2013-07-18 04:15:24 UTC
    4083
  5. Chapter Five: Keep Calm With F Bombs 2013-07-19 04:12:42 UTC
    4258
  6. Chapter Six: Crusade To Get Laid 2013-07-20 15:15:49 UTC
    3679
  7. Chapter Seven: Chromatic Confessions And Orange Orders 2013-07-22 02:35:32 UTC
    5055
  8. Chapter Eight: Pink And Purple Ponderings 2013-07-24 16:53:13 UTC
    6048
  9. Chapter Nine: I'm A Gentlemare 2013-07-28 04:13:41 UTC
    4576
  10. Chapter Ten: Library Love Lectures 2013-07-31 18:54:20 UTC
    5001
  11. Chapter Eleven: Truth Or Dare With A Change Of Hair 2013-08-05 20:15:05 UTC
    6010
  12. Chapter Twelve: The Cutie Cannabis Cruise 2013-08-07 23:44:55 UTC
    3136
  13. Chapter Thirteen: Planning, Prep Talks, And Pressure Points 2013-08-09 03:59:50 UTC
    4120
  14. Chapter Fourteen: Stoned Steamtrain Shenanigans 2013-08-11 03:22:54 UTC
    6243
  15. Chapter Fifteen: Prelude To The Lassitude 2013-08-14 15:56:14 UTC
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  16. Chapter Sixteen: The Ethanol Equine Effect 2013-08-15 04:45:09 UTC
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  17. Chapter Seventeen: Emergency Erotic Exits 2013-08-17 21:12:59 UTC
    2593
  18. Chapter Eighteen: It's Time To D-d-d-d-d-d-duel! 2013-08-19 19:31:04 UTC
    4733
  19. Chapter Nineteen: Yo Dragon, I Herd You Like Letters 2013-08-21 23:13:04 UTC
    3025
  20. Chapter Twenty: Fluttering Sparkling Apple Pies 2013-08-21 03:48:21 UTC
    3665
  21. Chapter Twenty One: Ravenous Rutting Reflections 2014-03-06 02:50:49 UTC
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  22. Epic... Epilogue? Part One: One Chance To Stay Alive 2014-03-06 02:51:06 UTC
  23. Epic... Epilogue? Part Two: Countdown To Insanity 2014-03-06 02:51:14 UTC
  24. Epic... Epilogue? Part Three: Goodbye Reality 2013-08-23 14:26:47 UTC