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Your Family and You

by MadMaxtheBlack
The twisted story of cliches and tropes continues.

For Equus, a lot has changed in the last few weeks. Humans—once thought to be nothing more than stupid animals—are now starting to show increased intelligence. They are beginning to think, learn, and question what they can and can not do to the world around them. Their sudden evolution is startling to all races that call the planet home.

Max, a human from Earth, is just trying to get his life back to normal. Or as normal as is possible, given that he is living with a princess, three ex-guards, a vampire, and an Equestrian human that's intent on getting in his pants. What could possibly go wrong?

Seeing as this is Equestria? A lot. A lot can go wrong.

Incomplete
Comedy
Sex
Human
Gore
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Romance
 
TMPO

94146 words: Estimated about 8 hours to read
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41 Chapters:

  1. Prologue: Deep into the Darkness Peering 2019-08-17 05:31:36 UTC
    1257
  2. Chapter 01: Breakfast Time and Crystal Limes 2019-08-19 21:41:26 UTC
    2584
  3. Chapter 02: You and Your High Horse 2019-08-23 18:22:22 UTC
    2440
  4. Chapter 03: Blood for the Spud! 2019-08-30 04:06:14 UTC
    2860
  5. Chapter 04: Splish Splash 2019-09-06 04:02:11 UTC
    2030
  6. Chapter 05: Writer's Block 2019-09-13 04:01:05 UTC
    2241
  7. Chapter 06: Thunderbolt and Lightning 2019-09-20 04:29:05 UTC
    2234
  8. Chapter 07: Grooming and Your Human 2019-09-27 04:09:37 UTC
    2193
  9. Chapter 08: (Daring) Don't You Worry About Me 2019-10-04 04:03:35 UTC
    2851
  10. Chapter 09: Betray Your Friends 2019-10-11 04:10:12 UTC
    2186
  11. Chapter 10: Wake Up Call 2019-10-18 04:00:44 UTC
    2103
  12. Chapter 11: Partnership of Strings 2019-10-25 04:00:52 UTC
    2613
  13. Chapter 12: Ghosts of the Past 2019-11-01 04:07:36 UTC
    2163
  14. Chapter 13: To See If I Still Feel... 2019-11-08 19:21:24 UTC
    1280
  15. Chapter 14: There is No Spoon 2019-11-15 19:24:42 UTC
    2795
  16. Chapter 15: Checkups and Meetups 2019-11-22 05:24:02 UTC
    2474
  17. Chapter 16: Old Friends and New Scars 2019-12-01 03:46:44 UTC
    2103
  18. Chapter 17: To Walk Two Moons 2019-12-07 07:27:15 UTC
    2401
  19. Chapter 18: To Walk Two Moons, part 2 2019-12-13 05:06:01 UTC
    2405
  20. Chapter 19: To Walk Two Moons, part 3 2020-01-04 04:57:00 UTC
    3485
  21. Chapter 20: To Walk Two Moons, part 4 2020-01-12 01:29:06 UTC
    2222
  22. Chapter 21: To Walk Two Moons, part 5 2020-01-19 23:51:58 UTC
    2835
  23. Chapter 22: To Walk Two Moons, part 6 2020-02-14 05:08:42 UTC
    2427
  24. Chapter 23: To Walk Two Moons, Finale 2020-02-26 05:00:16 UTC
    3110
  25. Chapter 24: The Devil's in the Bottle 2020-05-09 03:55:03 UTC
    2573
  26. Chapter 25: The Fruits of Our Labor 2020-06-08 00:02:37 UTC
    2579
  27. Chapter 26: Blood From a Turnip 2020-06-18 00:05:46 UTC
    2271
  28. Chapter 27: A Mouthful of Naughtiness 2020-08-25 04:40:46 UTC
    2270
  29. Chapter 28: Ain't No Grave... 2020-11-06 04:15:42 UTC
  30. Chapter 29: Truth Will Out 2021-06-25 04:02:58 UTC
    2487
  31. Chapter 30: A Heart in the Storm 2021-08-23 19:10:31 UTC
    2763
  32. Chapter 31: Three's a Crowd 2021-10-09 23:31:56 UTC
    2555
  33. Chapter 32: Three's a Crowd, part 2 2022-07-26 15:21:06 UTC
    1984
  34. Chapter 33: Three's a Crowd, part 3 2022-07-30 03:07:34 UTC
    1775
  35. Chapter 34: Three's a Crowd, part 4 2022-08-13 17:35:46 UTC
    2022
  36. Chapter 35: Three's a Crowd, Finale 2022-08-19 15:51:31 UTC
    1694
  37. Chapter 36: Roses on Your Piano... 2022-09-02 04:01:55 UTC
    2397
  38. Chapter 37:...Tulips on Your Organ [Ex] 2022-09-02 19:30:11 UTC
    2906
  39. Chapter 38: Interlude of Life 2023-02-13 01:46:44 UTC
    1878
  40. Chapter 39: Welcome to Ponyville, Year 2, Part 1 2023-03-03 02:59:37 UTC
    2157
  41. Chapter 40: Welcome to Ponyville, Year 2, Part 2 2023-03-10 05:43:48 UTC
    2543