(Author note: Not finished yet, but there's enough that I feel like even if I don't manage to finish it you'll have gotten a decent amount of entertainment out of it.)

Jack Smith was just trying to live a peaceful life, wanting nothing more than to just finish college and go about his day to day business. It's such a shame that something seems to have it out for him, because why else would he end up in a land where he's "pony's best friend"? At least the first of these "ponies" that he meets doesn't want to operate on him for science, or use him as a sex slave.

Non-canon story based in the 'Your Human and You' universe by MadMaxtheBlack, and you should probably read it first. Also, while the story is tagged for Mature and Sex, you're not likely to find any clop here, I mainly used them to keep it in line with the other fics and to give myself plenty of creative freedom. As a final note, I didn't want to start uploading until I was done, since saying I work sporadically is an understatement, but a friend told me to post it now, and even made that nice little picture, so up it goes! (And 7 months later I do believe I was right in not wanting to put it up)