Why Humans Shouldn't be Allowed in Equestria

by Mad Hatter
Coming from a world where magic doesn't exist doesn't mix well, and all hell could break loose at any moment.

Coming from a world where magic doesn't exist to one where it's everything doesn't mix well, and all hell could break loose at any moment. Mostly first person, with "Intermission" chapters by another character's eyes. Rating is more-or-less for safety, since I'm pushing it in a couple chapters - do not expect hardcore material.

Now with sequel: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/303918/home-sweet-hive

Complete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Romance
Sex
Slice of Life
Human
Drama
 
CZTPO

54748 words: Estimated about 5 hours to read
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40 Chapters:

  1. What the hell are these things? 2015-11-09 01:23:25 UTC
    1442
  2. What happens in prison... 2015-11-10 01:16:58 UTC
    1748
  3. And the Hospital... 2015-11-11 22:28:23 UTC
    577
  4. Public Decorum 2015-11-14 13:58:53 UTC
    1620
  5. Shifting Introductions 2015-11-14 18:39:42 UTC
    1867
  6. Hobnobbing with Knobs 2015-11-15 22:28:06 UTC
    764
  7. Questions and Answers 2015-11-16 23:53:27 UTC
    1561
  8. Intermission: Changeling Considerations 2015-11-17 21:59:25 UTC
    428
  9. Questions and Answers 2 2015-11-18 23:25:52 UTC
    1533
  10. Citizen of Equestria 2015-11-19 22:23:53 UTC
    1104
  11. Intermission: Changeling Coitus 2015-11-20 17:11:00 UTC
    1514
  12. Second Chances 2015-11-21 16:34:43 UTC
    1400
  13. Entry-Level Quest Gone Wrong 2015-11-22 23:43:02 UTC
    1197
  14. Confusion, Rage, Commerce, and Regret 2015-11-23 23:39:00 UTC
    1643
  15. Despondent 2015-11-24 22:09:31 UTC
    912
  16. Waking Up 2015-11-24 23:09:44 UTC
    415
  17. A New Nightmare 2015-11-25 23:15:19 UTC
    2071
  18. A New Lease on Life 2015-11-26 00:01:39 UTC
    1224
  19. Intermission: Metamorphosis 2015-11-26 00:02:26 UTC
    498
  20. Rebirth 2015-11-26 01:53:24 UTC
    627
  21. Reunion 2015-11-26 22:37:21 UTC
    984
  22. Interview 2015-11-26 23:49:36 UTC
    919
  23. Interview 2 2015-11-27 13:58:47 UTC
    1468
  24. The Search Begins 2015-11-28 14:12:47 UTC
    2435
  25. The Worst Little Whorehouse in Canterlot 2015-11-28 18:53:01 UTC
    3081
  26. Making It Official 2015-11-29 10:30:10 UTC
    1709
  27. Change of Plans 2015-11-30 10:21:40 UTC
    2196
  28. International and Interpersonal Proposals 2015-12-01 10:21:36 UTC
    2499
  29. Intermission: Wedding Train of Thought 2015-12-01 22:04:45 UTC
    1228
  30. Shards of Life, Shards of Crystal 2015-12-02 01:32:46 UTC
    1164
  31. A New Empire 2015-12-02 01:35:13 UTC
    785
  32. Population Density 2015-12-02 21:42:22 UTC
    1538
  33. Rebuilding From Spare Parts 2015-12-02 22:37:02 UTC
    1001
  34. Intermission: Integration Revelation 2015-12-03 22:08:41 UTC
    1391
  35. Possibilities Beyond Possibility 2015-12-03 23:49:07 UTC
    1422
  36. International Incident 2015-12-04 02:07:29 UTC
    851
  37. Oath of Office 2015-12-04 14:49:06 UTC
    2237
  38. Business Acumen 2015-12-04 16:21:01 UTC
    1162
  39. Visitations 2015-12-04 17:31:22 UTC
    1228
  40. Tying the Knot 2015-12-04 18:49:12 UTC
    1305