Anthrexia: A New Element - FoalFetch

Anthrexia: A New Element

There are plenty of girls that I would have been happy to wake up next to after a bender, but not this one. Now I'm lost and alone, and I think I'm going nuts. I only know one thing, I've got to get back,and I don't care who or what gets in my way.

Flesh of the King still remains, Blood of the King runs in his veins.
Once an evil thought destroyed, soon becomes an evil employed.

Why me? Of all the people who would have appreciated suddenly waking up in Equestria with no memory of how they got there, in Pinkie Pies's bed of all places, why me? Now, there's some sort of ancient prophecy involving vengeful demigods, ancient kings, the redemption of the human race, and here I am, stuck smack-dab in the middle of it all.

This is seriously going to screw up my day.

Praise for A New Element:

Fantastic story. Super funny and just plain good overall. -Zarose

Yup, more of this lovely drug is needed. -Aru

I find this to be very hilarious!!!!! -The Valeyard

Cover art courtesy of my good buddy Komodo23

Incomplete

Human

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Dark

Comedy

Adventure

98546 words: Estimated about 8 hours to read

Download:

text

HTML

ePUB

25 Chapters:

...And So it Begins 2012-06-24 15:02:36 UTC
2782
...And It Gets Worse 2012-06-17 03:58:45 UTC
2605
...And Then I Realized 2012-08-04 23:35:42 UTC
3372
...And I Get Naked 2012-08-04 07:48:02 UTC
2576
...And A Few Queries Are Made 2013-01-09 09:06:50 UTC
2914
...And Then I Promptly Fled 2013-03-03 18:04:46 UTC
3739
...And It's Getting Really Hard to Come Up With Chapter Names 2013-04-05 11:26:51 UTC
2717
...And Apparently, She Decided That Was a Good Time for Tongue-Wrestling 2013-05-29 15:22:53 UTC
4248
...And The Bartender Says, "Hey Buddy, Why The Long Face?" 2013-07-01 11:36:06 UTC
6007
...And Now You're Gone 2013-07-08 11:07:40 UTC
8551
...And No Matter How Hard You Scrub 2013-08-03 11:00:01 UTC
7143
...And It's WAY Too Early For This Shit 2013-08-11 13:00:53 UTC
4172
...And Important Things Happened 2013-08-21 14:31:33 UTC
3625
...And It's Just My Luck 2013-09-17 11:48:44 UTC
4432
...And You Can't Handle The Truth 2014-01-29 12:35:49 UTC
3066
...And I'm Beside Myself 2014-08-24 12:30:18 UTC
3234
...And I Close My Eyes And The Flashback Starts 2015-05-06 23:29:04 UTC
6110
...And Little Did I Know 2015-12-14 15:29:10 UTC
4496
And A Skeleton Popped Out! 2017-07-11 16:24:48 UTC
1398
And It's A Bad Motherfucking Day To Be A Spider 2017-09-05 21:12:40 UTC
1649
And We Get Some Breakfast 2018-01-15 05:07:57 UTC
1617
And I Said Yep, What A Concept 2018-01-20 06:59:08 UTC
3211
And Only Shooting Stars Break the Mold 2018-01-28 08:28:10 UTC
6237
And I Get Some Help 2018-03-04 13:54:56 UTC
8645
And I Finally Break (AKA The Nightmare Before Nightmare Night) 2018-12-13 21:55:27 UTC