Diaries of the Anonymous Filly

by Seven Fates
The Sun Horse found me at the verge of death, and through rudimentary communication offered to save me. I should have read the fine print. Now I'm bitter, small, and possess an underdeveloped frontal lobe. Why does she want me to learn 'friendship'?

How am I not dead? I should be dead. After the accident, after ending up in this pastel hellscape, I almost did die. But then the Sun Horse found me. She did something to my body and mind in an attempt to save me from my misery...

Unfortunately, she ended up turning me into one of her little ponies to do so, and a little little pony at that. I admit, I said some nasty things to her, and I might have eaten her cake... So in retaliation she's sending me off to live with her pupil to teach me the "Magic of Friendship."

And stop calling me Anonymous!

This story based on the character concept of Filly Anon, coupled with my own ideas of what one could do with an adult struggling with having their consciousness stuffed into an underdeveloped brain. Someone who typically knows better, but no longer has the developed frontal lobe for impulse control or forethought... Also without the whole gender angst thing, because having lived it, I know how much that sucks to experience—I'd rather not put any more characters through that.

This is just being written for fun, rather than with any end-goal, with the intent of getting back into writing horsewords. It may be intermittent, or you may get multiple chapters in a week.

Complete
Profanity
Violence
Dark
Human
Narcotics
Sad
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
My Little Pony Comic
Equestria Girls
 
TAOSS

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58 Chapters:

  1. Prologue 2022-06-26 18:14:12 UTC
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  2. Entry 1 2022-06-28 13:25:43 UTC
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  3. Entry 2 2022-07-05 16:23:19 UTC
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  4. Entry 3 2022-07-08 18:04:16 UTC
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  5. Entry 4 2022-07-11 16:04:00 UTC
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  6. Entry 5 2022-07-13 22:10:12 UTC
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  7. Entry 6 2022-07-19 14:34:27 UTC
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  8. Entry 7 2022-07-25 21:43:53 UTC
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  9. Entry 8 2022-07-30 23:08:13 UTC
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  10. Entry 9 2022-08-05 16:34:19 UTC
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  11. Entry 10 2022-08-09 20:41:36 UTC
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  12. Entry 11 2022-08-22 20:31:33 UTC
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  13. Entry 12 2022-09-23 15:52:17 UTC
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  14. Entry 13 2022-11-09 16:23:54 UTC
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  15. Entry 14 2022-11-15 18:36:36 UTC
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  16. Entry 15 2023-01-05 18:19:00 UTC
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  17. Entry 16 2023-01-11 01:25:22 UTC
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  18. Entry 17 2023-01-23 14:03:32 UTC
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  19. Entry 18 2023-02-04 22:36:00 UTC
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  20. Entry 19 2023-02-13 16:04:03 UTC
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  21. Omake 1: My Anon can't be this cute! 2022-12-31 23:35:37 UTC
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  22. Entry 20 2023-02-27 16:40:59 UTC
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  23. Entry 21 2023-02-28 18:00:30 UTC
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  24. Entry 22 2023-03-06 16:52:23 UTC
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  25. Entry 23 2023-03-10 16:23:13 UTC
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  26. Entry 24 2023-03-15 15:05:23 UTC
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  27. Entry 25 2023-03-20 15:06:39 UTC
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  28. Entry 26 2023-03-27 21:22:48 UTC
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  29. Entry 27 2023-04-10 15:49:45 UTC
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  30. Entry 28 2023-04-17 15:34:30 UTC
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  31. Entry 29 2023-04-24 16:19:38 UTC
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  32. Entry 30 2023-05-04 14:59:43 UTC
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  33. Entry 31 2023-05-15 14:42:46 UTC
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  34. Omake 2: The Hangover 2023-05-22 15:32:05 UTC
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  35. Entry 32 2023-05-29 15:01:50 UTC
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  36. Entry 33 2023-06-05 15:16:59 UTC
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  37. Entry 34 2023-06-26 15:05:13 UTC
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  38. Entry 35 2023-07-03 15:35:29 UTC
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  39. Entry 36 2023-07-10 15:01:43 UTC
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  40. Entry 37 2023-07-17 15:00:19 UTC
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  41. Entry 38 2023-07-24 15:01:53 UTC
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  42. Entry 39 2023-07-31 15:00:34 UTC
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  43. Entry 40 2023-08-07 15:00:31 UTC
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  44. Entry 41 2023-10-02 15:09:59 UTC
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  45. Entry 42 2023-10-09 15:11:07 UTC
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  46. Entry 43 2023-10-16 15:00:39 UTC
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  47. Entry 44 2023-10-23 15:07:14 UTC
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  48. Entry 45 2023-10-30 17:22:47 UTC
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  49. Entry 46 2023-11-06 16:14:24 UTC
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  50. Entry 47 2023-11-13 16:01:30 UTC
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  51. Entry 48 2024-01-15 15:43:04 UTC
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  52. Entry 49 2024-01-22 15:50:12 UTC
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  53. Non-Canon: 'Bad End' 2024-01-29 17:32:49 UTC
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  54. Entry 50 2024-04-01 15:00:04 UTC
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  55. Entry 51 2024-04-08 14:57:54 UTC
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  56. Entry 52 2024-04-15 14:56:51 UTC
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  57. Entry 53 2024-05-16 14:19:41 UTC
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  58. Epilogue 2024-06-04 14:47:15 UTC
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