This is the story of a badass. It is a quest of love, forgiveness, purpose, pain, and sorrow. Oh and ya know, alcohol, money, drugs, and lots of mares. Lots, and lots of mares. Yes, this is the story of a man, the voices in his head, and his fedora. It is an epic adventure across the multiple planes of reality. And this story is 100% true. I should know. I'm in it.


All music used belongs to their rightful owners. I do not even pretend to own MLP or any characters associated with it. This story is purely fictional, please do not kill yourself and expect to wake up in paradise. All characters that are not part of the canon/fanon are owned by their owners. I have been given their rights to use them however I wish. All original chracters are of my own design, and are owned by me. All music created for this story, as well as any art, becomes owned by me the minute it is sent.

Damn that was a mouthful.