Chapters My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
202. Think A Little Steeper
(Note: Sung to the tune of The Princess And The Frog's "Dig A Little Deeper")
Sung by Pinkie Pie
Princess's books don't go cheap, you know.
At least, that's the point Pinkie was trying to make in an attempt to trade off Twilight's old books at Rainbow Falls.
Unfortunately, all that accomplished was everypony being scared away and Twilight taking the books back after learning how valuable they were.
Don't matter what you offer Don't matter 'bout your wares The fact it's the latest edition I don't care (No I don't care)
Don't matter if they're grubby The point is they're just rare! They're owned by THE Twilight Sparkle So let's strike a deal (Let us go strike a deal)
And you all know that they're worth some Thousand bits for every book! You might even get double If you know just where to look
You got to think a little steeper Y'know it's only fair You got to think a little steeper They're not found anywhere!
When you realize it's a steal You'll find out what you need Fortunes on eBray guaranteed You got to dig (dig) You got to dig (dig)
Princess Twilight's the bestest pony You wanna get souvenirs Reading gonna make you happy now Should you give this moment a pass? No! I just ask for something nice I just ask for something dear All you need is some items that Match the prices I got here
You got to think a little steeper Thousand bits of stuff You got to think a little steeper Freshly mint, no trace of fluff!
I take cards, checks and bits Or just antique valuables that fits Think a little steeper and they're yours
Official princess merchandise? Come step right up and feast your eyes Twilight got these from Celestia Who got them from Star-Swirl Who got them from The Ancients Who won them in a game of Bowls
You got to think a little steeper For you it's gonna be tough You got to think a little steeper Your offer's nowhere near enough
When you realize it's a steal You'll find out what you need Fortunes on eBray guaranteed Form an orderly queue Start the bidding 'bout now (Fortunes on eBray) (Fortunes on eBray)
Fortunes on eBray guaranteed (Ahhh...)
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Trade Ya!"
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
203. Fixing Up Her
(Note: Sung to the tune of Frozen's "Fixer Upper")
Sung by Rainbow Dash
Rainbow Dash has a blackbelt in karate.
As she massaged the hoof that got injured off the sandbag, Applebloom was left wondering how a pony learns karate, let alone masters it.
And so Rainbow Dash moved onto the next idea for a cutie mark...one of several for the day.
Is it the softness in her legs?
So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
Is it the way that she just crashed?
She’s just a bit of a fixer-upper,
So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
We’re not sayin' that it's easy,
Everyone’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
More! More!
More...
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Call of the Cutie"
As requested by Sky Blue CMC .
And that's how Rainbow was indirectly responsible for all property damage in Ponyville.
Please note: I do not intend to make this a daily exercise like last time. Having almost exhausted the most popular ones right off the bat, I feel that I should take this a bit more slowly.
You are however, welcome to suggest more candidates to parody, as usual. Attention makes me happy
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Camp Rock's "We Rock")
Sung by Rainbow Dash
When you've had 35 games of tic-tac-toe and lose all of them, the validity of the results does become a little questionable.
Even Rainbow Dash found it surprising that Rarity seriously didn't just cotton on the whole time they spent waiting for Fluttershy to catch up while climbing the mountain. Somehow.
Cause you suck
Playin' tic-tac-toe
Pinkie kicked your flank
You can feel that cross
Those noughts ain't hot
All you SHOULD need is a game plan
Throw your hooves up in the air and scream
(You suck, you suck, you suck, girl)
There are other ways
Cos Fluttershy's
Should have said instead
Clearly board game ain't
All you SHOULD need is a game plan
Throw your hooves up in the air and scream
Got the pieces on the board
'Cause you suck (This sucks!)
'Cause you suck (This sucks!)
Throw your hooves up in the air and scream
Throw your hooves up in the air and scream
You suck, you suck
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Dragonshy"
Seriously, just look up how to never lose at this game and you'll see that it's the most pointless game in the universe.
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Cars 2's "You Might Think")
Sung by Twilight Sparkle
Twilight was fairly confident the spell to turn her friends into Breezies would be reasonably pain-free. But as a friend, she felt it was probably best to run down the sensations of transformation at least once.
Oh well uh, you might shrink like crazy To nought point one foot two, Or maybe you'll (if you're lucky) Grow new eyes and a view But I think that I'm fine The spell should work this time
You might shrink too quickly The maths might be askew (You might shrink like crazy) You might shrink like crazy (Hope it works on you) Hope it works on you
You might feel some sensation That's ticklish and quite fierce And shorty after that comes Some feeling like you're pierced Don't fret, it's not TOO wild So put on your bravest smile
You might shrink too quickly And wind up in a stew (You might shrink like crazy) You might shrink like crazy (Hope it works on you) Hope it works on you
But this ain't hard. The spell checks out (The spell checks out) (It should be quick) It should be quick So fast and slick (So fast and slick) It may feel unpleasant, but I've got it down It feels unpleasant
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Oh well uh, you might feel quite delirious Like a cart ran you down But it only lasts For a moment there Won't be back around Oh, I think that you're fine Cos it's Help Those Breezies Time!
You might shrink too quickly But that's not likely, phew... (You might shrink like crazy) You might shrink like crazy (Hope it works on you) Hope it works on you, oh Hope it works on you (Hope it works on you) Hope it works on you
Author's Note
Based on the episode "It Ain't Easy Being Breezies"
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
208. I'm Looking Out For Spoons
(Note: Sung to the tune of The Return of Jafar's "I'm Looking Out For Me")
Sung by Pinkie Pie
In the end, Twilight took so long deciding the right flavour for the pancakes Pinkie simply went for her patented Every-Berry-Every-Chip surprise.
The surprise being Pinkie lost the measuring spoon in the batter by accident. Somepony was about to be greeted with a choking hazard...
That's it! I'm sorry! I hate to be dramatic, But there's something in the pancake pile Measuring Spoon Was lost in there, dood So please chew really slowly for a while! I was trying to gauge the chocolate chips And then it just vanished! Look out below, For plastic things this Afternoon, Hope all goes well! I'm lookin' out for spoons!
Okay! I admit, That some long and plastic bit, Went in the pancake batter So speak up and just say, If it's not okay, Because this really matters! If you find it hard to swallow something there And if it's plastic-y, Just leave it by the chair! Oh this oversight Makes you swoon! From here on in, I'm lookin' out for spoons!
Oh, I don't want nopony else To gulp it down A mixing spoon that brown I'm sure it's not good for your health!
Could cough at any time (Not to be rude) 'Cept for Twilight Sparkle Face-planted in the food Oh I hope nopony chokes too soon From here on in, I'm lookin' out for spoons!
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Castle Sweet Castle"
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
209. A Very Important Girl To Use
(Note: Sung to the tune of Winnie The Pooh's "A Very Important Thing To Do")
Sung by Vinyl Scratch
The Dazzlings had hypnotized almost all the student body with their music, and all hope seemed lost. Until one girl who had avoided their entrancing song was discovered.
DJ Pon-3 basically saved the school from total disaster. And no-one seemed to give her the appreciation that the headphones wearing, almost entirely silent girl deserved.
Maybe she missed quite a lot while listening to the wubs, but still.
Wub, wub, wub wub Come one come two come all My BASS CAR hears the call, I'm a very important girl to use I just saved Canterlot High? Dazzlings and Speakers, oh my, I'm a very important girl to use Apparently this group had hypnotized the school I had no clue what just went down, so was it totally cool? I'm a mongumentuous, consequencetuous very important girl to use
Author's Note
Based on My Little Pony: Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks
I couldn't have typed it without the rower.
(Guess what I've been watching lately)
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
211. Night-time's A Migraine
(Note: Sung to the tune of Cars's "Life Is A Highway")
Sung by Applebloom
Applebloom wasn't entirely sure how to react when it turned out she was dreaming about her dreaming about her dreaming about her dream cutie mark.
Sleeping on a problem sounded counterproductive after that...
(Hmmm, yeah!)
Life's like a load that is always there
So then Ah turned in, then great stars above,
It was gettin' dumb
Night-time's a migraine
Through all these visions an' all these sights
Knock me down, an' back up again
When Ah dream IN a dream
Night-time's a migraine
(Ah...help me, help me, help me, help me, yeah!)
Night-time's a migraine
There was a meeting between CMC (between CMC)
When Ah dream IN a dream
Night-time's a migraine
(Ah,...help me, help me, help me,
Night-time's a migraine (Night-time's a migraine)
(C'mon!
Night-time's a migraine
Author's Note
As requested by RemixHero
Based on the episode "Bloom And Gloom"
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Cinderella (2015)'s "Strong")
Sung by Button Mash
Button Mash turned on the new videogame system his mom had in her youth, eager to see what sort of games she played back then.
Nothing happened for about 10 seconds.
Button then nudged one of the control sticks, which kick-started the game. A few seconds later something on the screen happened, and Button was promptly met with a Game Over screen.
"...I don't get it."
In a perfect videogame, the playstyle's tight and sweet A hero's in your hooves, a saga will follow But Pongs’s a different game (how do I win again?) Guess I'll figure it all out tomorrow
Where's the tutorial screen? And the shoulder pads aren't seen
Nudging the stick and I don't get an intro or something No player icon, and there's no storyline or something I believe I don't know how To play Pong
I don't get why Mom would see why this thing's meant for me Too much simplicity, and I lost somehow...
I'd like an instruction book No time flat was all it took
Nudging the stick and I don't get an intro or something No player icon, and there's no storyline or something I believe I don't know how To play Pong
3 seconds in, I'm dead? Play Dark Foals 2 instead Yeah..
Nudging the stick and I don't get an intro or something No player icon, and there's no storyline or something I believe I don't know how To play Pong
Author's Note
Based on JanAnimation's "Button Adventures".
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Hercules's "One Last Hope")
Sung by Applejack and Big Macintosh
Applejack demanded an explanation from Big Macintosh as to why Fluttershy was being made to sing in a surprisingly lower tenor than usual behind the scenes.
But that would have involved a lot of effort to speak on Macintosh's part, so Applejack decided to just try and piece it together.
So, ya wanted to do turkey calls? Well, whoop-dee-doo! Cause your barnyard noises almost cost the Pony Tones quartet crew! And ya had to fix your singing chorus So ya went down to Zecora's To go get a potion Some sorta soothin' lotion, something to chug down or just to sup, Does that just about sum it up?
...
And Zecora said it wouldn't heal by that night? Ah'm sure that musta gave ya an awful fright? Your voice was a goner And Pony Tones's honour Was fast walkin' yonder?
Then what happened next, it didn't come quick enough? And so you needed to think of more drastic stuff? Some Poison Joke flowers That lasted for hours For Flutterguy's powers?
Ain't sayin' one last "Nope" and Ah say it's true,
Pulled a shill on Ponyville? But ya reckon yer better now? Here Ah am about ta sum up all that to the letter now!
It started with turkey calls, then Zecora's hut She then offered to make a potion fer you but You then made Flutterguy To get set by tonight And now ya feel alright? ...Corn's sake. Now that's more like it!
She was yer one last shot and yer last showboat? Despite her stage fright, she done sing all the notes? Ah just can't imagine... She'd fall down and cry! Gotta go get back! Welp, sorry there, big bro Mac Ah'll say one last "Nope" and go save Fluttershy!
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Filli Vanilli"
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Let It Shine's "Don't Run Away")
Sung by you...um...if that's alright with you...
A Saturday without ponies when there ought to be ponies is no Saturday at all.
This is especially bad for a writer bound by the laws of release dates such as I.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
The schedule's crazy,
This is more than a joke,
This is more than a joke,
Don't run repeats
Shawty you got tricks
Uh, they say next week will be
This is more than a joke,
This is more than a joke,
Don't run repeats
Shawty you got tricks
Normally I couldn't face the day
Don't run repeats
Shawty you got tricks
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Hercules's "A Star is Born")
Sung by Hughbert Jellius
Hughbert Jellius's job of testing the highest quality gellatin may have been a bit more appreciated if everypony else just wasn't so weirded out by him.
It could be perhaps his jam love is too broad.
I'm a huge expert on gelatin A jar is born Gonna find some jam for rolling in A jar is born Honey, smother me in strawb'ry sauce Some find it weird of course Girl, jelly tubs Do toot my horn A jar is born
When I test the jelly's quality A jar is born Be it lemon, lime or raspberry A jar is born I shall bathe myself in sticky stuff It's a job, ain't that enough? Oh please don't be Disturbed by me So don't judge me with your scorn Just keep your eyes upon your pies
Every night a jar is Right in sight a jar is If made right a jar is born
I rub gello in my face and such A jar is born I enjoy my job a bit too much A jar is born I am happiest when rubbing sauce Across my tummy of course The bottom line This flavor's lime! My M.O.D is quite well worn My job's a must To much disgust Telling you a jar is born
When I test the jelly's quality A jar is born Be it lemon, lime or raspberry A jar is born As I scrape my butt across the jam Forever alone, I am... Oh please don't be Disturbed by me So don't judge me with your scorn Just keep your eyes upon your pies
Every night a jar is Right in sight a jar is If made right a jar is born
Author's Note
Based (VERY LOOSELY) on the episode "Hearts and Hooves Day"
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Summer Magic's "The Ugly Bug Ball")
Sung by Rarity
Rarity didn't appreciate the fact that Pinkie had CLEARLY proclaimed "I'll save you!"...and then ran inside, grabbed a flute on the table, and ran away again.
This cemented Pinkie as the worst knight in shining armor ever, until Rarity was brought up to speed.
When the Parasprites came I sat and cried They were just eating everything up inside Every dress and every hat Gorging silk until they're fat I thought nopony would come to rescue me, Then who should I spot but hang on! It's Pinkie! Come to save me now, from the ruinous animal ugly bug brawl
Come on let's crawl (gotta crawl gotta crawl) From the ugly bug brawl (from the brawl, from the brawl) And go save the town from ruin, warts and all from the ugly bug brawl
She said "I'll save you!" and ran towards the swarm, It was playing out dramatic, true to form, And then I thought, WHAT THE HAY!? Why are you running away? Oh she ran past me and stole my only flute! And I watched her run right out the door, the brute! Got left all alone With bugs in my home And I screamed until it hurt
Come on let's crawl (gotta crawl gotta crawl) From the ugly bug brawl (from the brawl, from the brawl) And go save the town from ruin, warts and all from the ugly bug brawl
Found out later that it was part of the plan She'd bang drums and toot those horns until they scrammed Well, some context WOULD be nice! I'm just giving some advice Next time tell me what is going on 'round here So that I know there is nothing to fear But my poor boutique Lost its charm and chique Thanks to the ugly bug brawl...
Come on let's crawl (gotta crawl gotta crawl) From the ugly bug brawl (from the brawl, from the brawl) And go save the town from ruin, warts and all from the ugly bug brawl!
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Swarm of the Century"
The scream sold it for me.
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of In Search Of The Castaways's "Castaway")
Sung by Pinkie Pie
"We found Arimaspi's skeleton at the bottom of Abysmal Abyss...it was sort of creepy.
Well, I guess a fall, nothing but net, does that to a cyclops. He shuffled off his mortal coil. Did you know? It's a euphemism because I'm not actually meant to say the proper word because this is a show. You know, for kids?
Ooh! I wonder how many ways to say "it" there are? He was pining for the fjords, he ceased to be, he kicked the bucket, he popped his clogs...what are clogs? I don't think ponies wear clogs but I bet it would be so neat if we did..."
Passed away, passed away
Passed away, passed away
Author's Note
Based on the episode "The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone"
JUNE THE THIRTEENTH!? WHY WOULD THIS EVEN
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Fun And Fancy Free's "Lazy Countryside")
Sung by Twilight Sparkle
Twilight wondered if this was the side effect of living in a small rural town with nothing much in it, but after meeting a series of colourful characters with Spike, she could only conclude that everypony in Ponyville was either incompletely or genuinely completely insane.
I came to Ponyville The crazy countryside, Where some pink nutjob found me I see these yokels fill The crazy countryside, Where Apple ponies hound me And I got soaked all the way down to my skin By some rainbow-maned slacker, where's she been...?
And it's just too much for words As somepony brushes my curls
I had good grounds to flee The crazy countryside But first, who's doing the music? I got sent out to see The crazy countryside For hours we stopped cruisin'
She just yakked off the donkey's hind legs Pinkie's hot sauce made me cry It's just as I feared Yeah it's quiet, but weird...! In the crazy countryside
Think the sticks have drove them all loony They're all bored out of their minds... First impression had? ALL stark raving mad! In the crazy countryside!
Author's Note
Based on the episode "The Mare In The Moon".
Aaaaand suddenly my muse has all dried up. No seriously, I leave several reserve songs in a pinch but this time I really have nothing. So if I want to get even halfway there I need your suggestions, stat.
Punch in a suggestion in the comments, no matter how obscure it may be
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Lady And The Tramp's "What Is A Baby?")
Sung by Pinkie Pie
I've been asked to advertise Sugarcube Corner. Apparently the logic is I am extremely cheap (as in free) owing to my lack of any sort of qualification to sponsor otherworldly businesses. Or any sort of business, frankly.
So yeah. Whatever. Here's a song Pinkie asked me to post. Go visit Sugarcube Corner.
What is a bakery? A place for pies and cakes Not talking 'bout the proper nouns,* It's the pastries we make!
And sometimes alligators Eat your icing for fun... Wait, do YOU not have small reptiles? I thought they ALL had one...
What is a bakery, anyway? Oh, what is a bakery Well find out for yourself Prices start at just two bits Off the shelf!
Author's Note
*("Me and my employers, if anypony asks what!")
Yes, thank you, Pinkie. We get it.
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Inside Out's "Sweet Emotion")
Sung by Spike
I've never ruled a small nation (except for that one time) but I would find having responsibility for a bunch of other subjects is bother some.
So did Spike at first. Then he sort of got drunk with power. And then it got easy, if destructive.
Sweet promotion
You talk about things and I just don't care
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
When some jerkface pony starts a jackhammer up
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Sweet promotion
When you pull into town seeking her advice
You stand out the front and keep the noises down!
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Princess Spike".
Yes, I am aware I'm pulling a Flash Sentry and cheating with a non-original Disney Song, but it fit with the theme. Shut up.
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of The Nightmare Before Christmas's "Oogie Boogie's Song")
Sung by Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie
"It's NOT a fear! I just don't trust their excessive amounts of cheese is all! I've gotten over that!"
You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my eyes Pinkie Pie spake I get the shakes Around such food! All lies!
It's just I'm uneasy Around tortilla wraps That's stuffed with cheese in excess Is that what you mean, perhaps?
When these here quesadillas show It brings up memories, I swear I've gotten better though Just don't mention them, please...
There's just something about them That gives you cause to bolt About these cheese-based morsels From deepest Mexicolt
Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh It's the quesadillas, man
Well I'm just feelin' antsy And I swear that's all it is! I'm not scared of their vegetables Or what wrappings, so I says
The cheese is what I don't like Oozing from their blanket rolls I just feel like they're JUDGING me They'll steal your very soul!
Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Oh, yeah It's the quesadillas, man
The file doesn't tell no lies
You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my ears You gotta jest, to dare suggest I have such absurd fears!
It's funny, I'm laughing You really are too much Such traumatizing memories I'm all over that stuff
"What are you trying to say?""Well, as long as you're playing therapist..."
Oh, a fillyhood incident (It was labelled as such), Left me once frightened of them I will admit this much.
I froze up at the merest sight Of cheesy, wrapped up chow, It took me weeks of therapy But I'm all better now!
"I still think you unconsciously still fear them, Twilight!"
Oh brother, you're somethin' You put me in a spin Part of me still believes That these cheese-wraps are a sin
It's hopeless, they're evil But I've put that to rest Stay away from quesadillas And I won't get so distressed!
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Party Pooped"
As requested by Awesomo3000
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
238. Who Has Laid These Books For Me?
(Note: Sung to the tune of The Search For Santa Paws's "Who Will Sing My Song To Me?")
Sung by Moon Dancer
It was all Twilight could think of on the spur of the moment to get Moon Dancer to the party. Lure her with a trail of books.
It was pretty transparent, which made it all the more amazing when it worked.
A Brief History
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Amending Fences"
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Fun and Fancy Free's "My Favorite Dream")
Sung by Rainbow Dash
She swears that she's not an alcoholic. You try Sweet Apple Acre's Cider and you'd come back for more too!
It's my favorite drink Of Sweet Apple Acres cider My mouth opens wider Filled with favorite drink
Yes, it is my favorite drink I don't need an intervention I don't have a problem (I think) But it's once a year that I gather the dimes It's a letdown, and it's a crime Pinkie beats me every time! And she buys up all my most favorite drink
Look, to love that cider is nothing wrong I'm NOT addicted, I'm way more strong Hmm hmm hmm mmm mmm mmm... Hmm hmm hmm mmm mmm mmm...
Author's Note
Based on the episode "The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000"
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Winnie the Pooh's "Everything is Honey")
Sung by Rainbow Dash
"Aren't we unbearably cute?"
Sappy
Sappy, sappy
Sappy
Everything is awful
My awesome dream of changeling fights
This soon
Everything is sappy
Oh, what a sight, oh, what a dream
Hanging with the cutesy
Ooey and gooey and way too sweet
Whoa
'Cause everywhere is sappy
If everything is sappy
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?"
There were no magic sheep in this episode.
It lied to me.
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of The Happiest Millionaire's "Fortuosity")
Sung by Rainbow Dash
Weren't rabbits supposed to be herbivores?
Rainbow vaguely remembered from somewhere that animals could sometimes be opportunistic carnivores, but she still couldn't help but feel all the woodland critters NEEDED to eat her.
Maybe her cutie mark gave her the wrong destiny...
Well, now ain't this a horrible happenstance All the animals round a fire In a cooking pot am I With the critters building ire, 'Tis a job as an animal caretaker that I done messed up you see Today I move from zookeeper to breakfast, lunch and tea!
Now you may call that luck and you may call it fortune But me, myself, I call it
Animal-sity, that's my byword Animal-sity, the anger in their eye word Sometimes their nests fell to the ground And sometimes I knocked over the ant mounds Animal-sity, they're insulted All the critters rose up and they all revolted!
They're all glaring with such ferocity The word that best describes them all is animal-sity
Animal-sity, that's my trend word Animal-sity, my "I think it's the end" word 'Round the corner under a tree Was where these animals ambushed me... Animal-sity, they're insulted All the critters rose up and they all revolted! I'm freaking out 'cause as far as I see All up I'm tied, I'm gonna die from animal-sity!
I'm freaking out 'cause as far as I see All up I'm tied, I'm gonna die from animal-sity!
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Magical Mystery Cure"
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244. Party Even More (Guest Submission by Godslittleprincess)
(Note: Sung to the tune of Descendants's "Rotten To The Core)
Sung by Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich
They say I'm random They say I'm mad They say I'm hyper And that makes me glad
A party pony Down to the bone Bring on the fun I'm in the zone
So I put some sugar In my food Can you blame me? I'm in a happy mood
They think I'm funny A total clown I'm glad you noticed Pinkie and Cheese: Let's paint the town!
Look into my crystal ball Who's the fun-est of them all? Welcome to my crazy world, crazy world
Let's party even more, more
Call me a lame-o Call me a dweeb How can you say that? I'm just... carefree!
What, don't bring streamers? Or party hats? Gee, that sounds dull What's up with that?
So I'm a misfit I love to bake You want some frosting On that cake
Let's have a blast That's what you get The truth is... Pinkie and Cheese: You ain't seen nothing yet!
Look into my crystal ball Who's the fun-est of them all? Welcome to my crazy world, crazy world Pinkie and Cheese:
Let's party even more, more
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of High School Musical 3's "Walk Away")
Sung by Discord
Okay, Tree Hugger was getting a little too friendly with Fluttershy at the Gala for his liking.
Still, it wasn't anything that putting the weird hippy in another dimension couldn't fix!
Probably.
Oooooo, oooooo, ooooo
I guess I should've known better
Just warp away, ooh
Warp, warp, warp away,
I really wish I could blame you
Just warp away, ooh
Warp, warp, warp away,
Once 'Shy's apologized
Just warp away, ooh
(Warp, warp, warp away)
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Make New Friends But Keep Discord"
And Princess Celestia just said, "Yeah, but it made the Gala funny."
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
201. Trixie And The Thief
(Note: Sung to the tune of Beauty And The Beast's "Beauty And The Beast")
Sung by Babs Seed
All Trixie had to do that night was make a diamond disappear while blindfolded and tied upside-down from a burning rope over a giant vat of pudding.
She never expected to be accused of stealing the Ostlerheimer Diamond she was using to lure a notorious thief called Rough Diamond.
Act as grand as heck True as it can be One Manehatten Night Lots of smoke and lights But then suddenly
Didn't turn up soon There was no relief All of us were scared None of us prepared Trixie and the thief
So we ran away We'd clear Trixie's name Rough Diamond was here So we'd make it clear She wasn't the same
At the Art Museum We had got a tip She would steal a stone We staked out alone She gave us the slip
But we hit some luck I spared us the grief Diamond's one o'the guys A cop in disguise Trixie and the thief
Act as grand as heck Saved Trixie's respect Trixie and the thief
Author's Note
And here we go again! Told you I'd be back.
NOTE: I probably won't make this as long as the first one owing to most of the ideas being covered there, but I will try to squeeze as much as I can out, enough for 100 chapters at the very least. So pitch your ideas to me, as always! Let's make 300 songs a thing!
Based on the comics.
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204. The Initial Equestria Girls Reaction In A Nutshell
(Note: Sung to the tune of The Nightmare Before Christmas's "What's This?")
Sung by you...um...if that's alright with you...
Does anyone remember back in the year of 2013 when the first movie for Friendship is Magic revealed that the protagonists would be not pastel coloured ponies, but pastel coloured HUMANS?
Reactions were somewhat divided.
What's this? What's this?
What's this? What's this?
There's no room for non-ponies
Oh, look
What's this? We know
Oh my, what now?
I think I'll hedge my bets and
And if it doesn't suck
The fans' reviews
I'll buy it, oh, I'll buy it
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(Note: Sung to the tune of Enchanted's "True Love's Kiss")
Sung by Starlight Glimmer
It all started when Twilight's friends got called (by a map that sprung up in the middle of Twilight's Castle) to a village where everypony was basically the same. Down to the attitudes, and the cutie marks (taken away to be replaced with an equals sign).
All of this was to conform to the frankly scary views on friendship by the town founder.
When you meet somepony who should be your friend The two of you must make sure you don't bring that to an end! So to get past all the grief, And get past the tears and shame, Nopony feels like arguing if we're all the same!
I have made a town of conformists All adhering to the things I list That's what brings everaftering so happy And I know difference just leads to fights, You'll just argue over wrong and right! Know your limits and you'll know true bliss Just blend in with all the conformists
Aaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa I have made a town of conformists There's no Cutie Mark that I don't miss! That's what brings everaftering so happy (so happy) Be your best by never being your best, Roll with that and you'll pick up the rest! Know your limits and you'll know true bliss Just blend in with all the conformists!
Author's Note
Based on the episodes "Cutie Markless - Part 1 and 2"
Fun fact: This was originally going to be called "Communist" but I don't know if she actually is. We only had like one meme to go on, after all.
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of A Goofy Movie's "Stand Out")
Sung by Fluttershy
As all the animals in the Royal Garden went to absurd lengths to avoid Fluttershy, the yellow pegasus became angrier and angrier.
Open up your eyes, take a look at me Please don't hide yourselves in the nearby trees I'm driven by the critters like the shark on a hunt And I won't stop until you start to stand still Gah, stand still!
Some ponies settle for the typical thing Like the Wonderbolts, apple-carts and wings It ain't a question of if, just a matter of time Before you spring this critter-trap of mine
Once you're touching up the net I laid out You gonna snare yourself, of this there's no doubt
Just stand still For just one sec Or I wring your scrawny little necks 'Til all of you stop and stare and see, Gonna stand still, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME, yeah
As I'm laying bait right all over the lawn (I'm totally staking out right from dusk until dawn) And I'll tie up all the snares, then when I'm all done The critters can't leave 'til I'm number one
No method to the madness and no means of escape Gonna stop every bird, and trap them all using tape It ain't a question of how, just a matter of when My traps entangle all the garden critter friends
Maybe this is fate, I'm in over my head, But I won't give up making them my friends, 'til the end
Just stand still For just one sec Or I wring your scrawny little necks 'Til all of you stop and stare and see, Gonna stand still, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME, yeah
If I could make you stop and take a look at me instead of just Runnin' scared There's nothin' that I wouldn't do And there's no length I wouldn't go to, I would dare
All I need is half a mile of cotton rope, and bait sets up the trap Every bird or bug or swine Will be mine, mine, mine!
Just stand still For just one sec Or I wring your scrawny little necks 'Til all of you stop and stare and see, Gonna stand still Stand still, hey Stand still! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Stand still! 'Til all of you stop and stare and see Gotta stand still YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!
Author's Note
Based on the episode "The Best Night Ever"
ATTENTION! The well of songs runneth dry and I need help having songs thrown at me as a muse! Submit your ideas via the usual procedure.
Let's try and make the 300th song a thing!
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Mary Poppins's "The Life I Lead")
Sung by Twilight Sparkle
To say that Twilight Sparkle did not have misgiving about freeing Discord from his stony prison would be untrue.
But, orders from Princess Celestia were orders, so with all the Elements of Harmony together, she did.
And then Discord announced he'd be living with Fluttershy...
I feel a surge of deep apprehension Much as a Flim and Flam sales pitch indeed When he's released but on the bail from stony jail What madness is the strife I freed!
The orders came precisely on schedule "Bust Discord out, reform him for me" I don't have a single clopping clue what she thinks he'll do I'm regretting the strife I freed!
It stinks I had to use my crown and Elements To make Discord un-stoned; It's the world's worst end She's the lord of the castle The alpha of the pack! So WHAT THE HECK WAS PRINCESS CELESTIA THINKING WHEN SHE TOLD US ALL TO BRING HIM BACK!?
It's 6:03 and the pages of my volumes Got torn straight out and went down Discord's throat Containing spells to force him straight From volumes four to eight! Oh Lordy, watch this strife I freed...
Can Fluttershy really be a gen'ral? The future danger lies within her hooves But girls, the pony that we need can't just go concede As long Chaos lives under your roof!
Equestria is run with precision But Discord has chosen with whom to room, Tradition, discipline, and rules must be the tools Without them - disorder! Catastrophe! Anarchy! - In short, I think our pal is doomed...
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Keep Calm and Flutter On"
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of High School Musical's "Bop To The Top")
Sung by Rainbow Dash
Under pain of hoof to the face, I must state in the plainest way possible that Rainbow Dash is definitely not angry that Tank has to nap for about 3 months.
I believe I'm fine now, calm as calm can be
Work my tail off every day
I'm not gonna blow blow blow, blow up my top
I won't blow blow, blow up my top
Move that booty and turn around
I'm not gonna blow blow blow, blow up my top
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Tanks For The Memories"
Rainbow Dash is probably the Grinch.
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tunes of Ducktales's "Ducktales Theme")
Sung by you...um...if that's alright with you...
Memes, memes everywhere, capturing Rainbow Dash pulling a face so bizarre that is apparently deserves internet notoriety.
And so, this ode is dedicated to the glory that is the highly expressive face of Rainbow Dash.
Pony like a hurricane Here on TV, With a gift to pull faces Somewhat creepy... Like it came from Japan Or something from 4chan!
Duckface! Woo-oo! Every week a meme is showing Duckface! Woo-oo! I WUB WOO is just a name for Duckface! Woo-oo!
While it seems she's not very photogenic, And although it isn't so academic, A freeze-frame bonus On which we focus
D-d-d-danger! Watch behind you! There's a hiatus to find you What to do, just find a JPEG Duckface!
Duckface! Woo-oo! Every week a meme is showing Duckface! Woo-oo! Dash the Grinch or Smugdash or that Duckface! Woo-oo!
D-d-d-danger! Watch behind you! There's a hiatus to find you What to do, just find a JPEG Duckface! Woo-oo!
Every week a meme is showing Duckface! Woo-oo! I WUB WOO is just a name for Duckface! Woo-oo!
Every week a meme is showing Duckface! Woo-oo! Angry face or Dash the Grinch or Duckface! Woo-oo!
Not normal face or ugly face, no, Duckface! Woo-oo!
Author's Note
I had to. Sorry.
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
217. Things Are Not Where They Appear
(Note: Sung to the tune of Pocahontas II: Journey To The New World's "Things Are Not What They Appear")
Sung by The Mayor of Appleloosa
This is a public service announcement from the Mayor of Appleloosa
"I am Mayor of Appleloosa, and keeper of the law in small town. Yes, is not much to see, but Appleloosa is still very charming village in own way.
But recently many tourists are coming to town to see 'famous apple family' or other things. Looking for AppleOOSA. I cannot help you with apple family or buffalo or whatever else you think we have here!
So on behalf of the citizens of Appleloosa, I will say this; for buffalos, Apple Family and pomme-related events, visit AppleOOSA. All other tourists are to PLEASE visit AppleLOOSA.
Simples ."
Things are not where they appear As the town will make quite clear It's not the town you know you see Saturday morning draws near
Things are never what they seem In the town, apple's the theme But please don't spell that missing L Or else you'll go elsewhere, I scream
You'll be surprised. There's no apples, guys You are thinking of AppleOOSA! There's a twin town whose name is wrote down As AppleLOOSA, so close, yet so far! So before you ask about cider flasks Or Applebuck Season, 'Kay? 'Kay! If you ought to know, after E, it's O Appleoosa's where you've stayed! Yay!
AppleLOOSA, dear, wants to make it all clear Nowhere near Ponyville, guys They cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, Why?
Things are not where they appear And the finest proof's right here Nothing's the same, 'cept for the name The rest is like 'far' and 'near'!
Please proofread your map, they say It should save yourself a day The one with no L's near Ponyville While the other's a trek away!
Clueless and wild They just get all riled As the tourists all ask for Braeburn... Whoopsie, I thought This faux pas they wrought Was the same as my own, what a burn!
Things are never what they seem I'm right, I'm right! Two towns get mixed up, you see I'm right, I'm right!
So if you go, make sure you KNOW The town of apple dreams So I'll go make something clear Things are not where they appear!
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Appleoosa's Most Wanted"
I swear it did used to be spelled that way. Wasn't it?
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218. Derpy (Guest Submission by Rubbaduckwolf)
(Note: Sung to the tune of Tinker Belle and the Legend of the Neverbeast's "Strange Sights)
Sung by Time Turner
Derpy You drop all my stuff Your eyes are all skewed But I don’t really care Weird How you make me so smitten So come in the TARDIS with me
My muffins are gone You blame it on Bon Bon I still don’t give a crap It’s you that I care for Weird How you stand up to Daleks So come in the TARDIS with me
Do you want to adventure with me I’m British and I drink all the tea Come on in, on a whim Don’t hold back, fall into my hooves I’m the Doctor, you know
You are so clumsy With all sorts of blunders Still I see your wonder And I hug you, too Weird How your eyes don’t distract me So come in the TARDIS with me
Do you want to adventure with me I’m British and I drink all the tea Come on in, on a whim Don’t hold back, fall into my hooves I’m the Doctor, you know
If you don’t know what to do, then come with me Adventure through time/space, around and around If you see my hoof, then wonders abound ‘Cause I need some company
Do you want to adventure with me I’m British and I drink all the tea Come on in, on a whim Don’t hold back, fall into my hooves I’m the Doctor, you know
Do you want to adventure with me I’m British and I drink all the tea Come on in, on a whim Don’t hold back, fall into my hooves I’m the Doctor, you know You're not alone
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of The Happiest's Millionaire's "What's Wrong With That?")
Sung by Applejack , Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy
Even after the vampire fruitbats had been removed from Applejack's farm, the orchards were apparently still being raided.
They had expected to see straggling fruit bats attacking the apples during the stakeout.
What Twilight and the others didn't expect was to see Fluttershy sitting in a tree, hissing at them and sucking an apple totally dry.
Ah've been doin' a stakeout And Ah spy up ahead! It could be a fruit bat Catchin' mah eye! It's up hanging in the orchard...and it's lookin' at me Oh buck me in the face, that there's Fluttershy!
What's wrong with that?
I can see Fluttershy there, An apple in her hooves, But why's she suckin' it dry, yeah, what's the biz? So come on down Fluttershy, and just can the act, ya... ...Yeah, on second thoughts, I'll leave her where she is...
What's wrong with that?
Here on this farm I'm watchin' Three acres of mah bumper crop Where are they now? In the stomach of Flutterbat! And all Ah can ask is why? Did Twilight's spell go way awry? All in vain Ohh, the pain!
Ah believe this is awful! I believe it's total crock! I don't think she'll respond by saying please! Ah believe it's gone to pieces, mah best friend's totally rogue What could drive the gal to feast upon mah trees?
What's wrong with that? What is that bat?
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Bats!"
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of The Lion King's "The Morning Report")
Sung by Rainbow Dash
Under Twilight Sparkle's careful tutelage, Rainbow tried to write an essay on the Wonderbolts.
It didn't really go anywhere, sadly.
Something something dates, just gotta memorize it all Twilight does remember, though just HOW I can't recall Wonderbolts were founded in...oh I'll make something up This essay's less exciting than just fiddling with this cup I think that General Firefly had a mark in flight or fire...? Imagine how it would have been if she cooked round a frier!
This is the boring report I know that it's rather short Writing essays? Abort! It's way duller than sport That's the boring report
Apparently I must explain the core philosophy Of every single member to remain a nominee! I'm doodling in the book, making Twilight look just giant Cos it's boring and it's stupid, so I'm not compliant Memorizing members by their age and name and rank? I'd rather be shoving a huge cactus up my flank!
This is the boring report I know that it's rather short Writing essays? Abort! It's way duller than sport That's the boring report.
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Testing, Testing, 1 2 3"
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225. Never Knew My Costume
(Note: Sung to the tune of The Princess And The Frog's "Never Knew I Needed")
Sung by Twilight Sparkle
A blue cape with stars, a matching hat with bells on, a fake beard, and Twilight Sparkle felt that it should have been obvious who she was dressing up as for Nightmare Night.
Or at the very least WHAT she was.
"With that beard, I reckon you're some sorta country music singer," Applejack hazarded a guess.
Or not , Twilight thought irritably.
For the way you see my suit For being the perfect reflection For the way I made the outfit that I have With everything that I wanted to have They all should see that I'm dressed as Starswirl, oh yeah
For the way Spike thought I looked retired (Ooh, yeah yeah, ooh, yeah, yeah) And for the way no-one among my friends (Ooh, yeah yeah, ooh, yeah yeah) Didn't see I'm NOT dressed as a weirdo clown! But at the same time, I'll just walk all over town And hope nopony makes the same mistake again...
It's the worst thing, they never knew my costume Not a single pony had an idea That's the worst thing, they never knew my costume It should be so clear, I'm dressed as a wizard!
But that's not all, guess what? So sometime after Applejack made a suggestion that was somehow dafter I must admit (guess what I was mistaken for?) A country-music singer!? I fell on the floor Go read your unicorn history! EVERY chapter!
It's the worst thing, they never knew my costume Not a single pony had an idea (I'm CRYING here) That's the worst thing, they never knew my costume (I am Starswirl) It should be so clear, I'm dressed as a wizard! (It should be so clear)
Who knew that I would be (Who knew that I would be) The wrong identity (The wrong identity) Undeniably angrier Cape and beard and hat here, I'm obviously Starswirl the Bearded!
It's the worst thing, they never knew my costume (I'm a WIZARD!) Not a single pony had an idea (While I was here) (Said they had no idea) That's the worst thing, they never knew my costume (Come on, ponies!) It should be so clear, I'm dressed as a wizard! (It should be clear) (So clear, so clear, I'm dressed as a wizard)
It should be so clear, I'M DRESSED AS A WIZARD!
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Luna Eclipsed"
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Into The Woods's "I Know Things Now")
Sung by Applejack
The Carousel Boutique was failing, no matter how Applejack saw it. The dresses she was making were simply not good enough for the big market.
But that's exactly what Applejack had been doing her whole life. She must have at least gotten the hang of it!
...Right?
Mah mark said, "Make a dress" Knock somethin' up, But it's a mess!
Ah just can't make it Frou-frou none... It's what Ah always done!
Shoulda seen some things, Many beautiful things, But Ah can't recall what they were...
Ah can't help but think, Did Ah do somethin' else? Naw, Ah can't have done Mah life's dresses and belts!
But it sorta feels depressing- Well, depressing and bleak.
When Ah stitch this dress Like Ah'm under duress How could Ah know that it looks bad? Gotta eat next week, Money-wise, it's bleak... Well, depressing and bleak.
So Ah work mah flank And Ah wonder perhaps, Is mah true destiny Somethin' involvin' a farm...or maybe not...?
Because everything familiar Seemed to draw a blank forever, At the end of the day Sewin' machine's broke again!
But mah cutie mark says Ah've always done this since mah birth, So then why does everything, Look just way plain and drab?
Yet Ah sew things now, Many valuable things, Tryin' not to lose the store...
Ah'm losin' mah faith Cos yah know what Ah think? The life Ah selected It totally stinks!
Cos mah work's too plain for parties, And Ah don't believe in arty And though all mah work is functional That there's different than "good".
But Ah know: You should to, Mah mark says, It's what Ah do. Why do Ah suck, but sew a lot? Like mah destiny's not...
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Magical Mystery Cure"
As (sort of) requested by Ugly-Duckling123
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Oliver and Company's "Perfect Isn't Easy")
Sung by Diamond Tiara
So many ponies at school formed a lot of opinions about Diamond Tiara, which she found rather hurtful. They simply didn't understand.
Why didn't they understand...that she actually WAS better than them?
So it was easier simply not to even try to identify with them. Unless it was for her dad.
Girl, I've got more than you Money and objects too Respect isn't easy But it's me
When you know my family's richer One does what one must My house is bigger than your house I don't come AFTER you, my ride is faster too
My cutie mark, a pose! What have YOU got to show, huh? Sometimes it's too much For even me!
But when all the bits says, "Yes" We don't care if you say "No"! My dad could buy some guy's tiny business And tell the swine to go!
When I must rest my head I've a princess-sized bed La dee da da My greatness becomes me, n'est-ce pas?
Unrivaled, unruffled I'm riches unleashed, yeah I drag moneybags I'm stating this clearly - you're all worse off than me!
Though many covet my pride and wealth They're barking up the wrong tree Well, you can't have them, lassie and laddy, Your parents don't have jack on my daddy!
Compared to me you're just A simple rat! Respect, my dears? What's that?
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Tinker Bell and the Legend of the Neverbeast's "1000 Years")
Sung by Brony_of_Brody
Man, the pony community has come a long way, has it not! So what better way to celebrate than with this flash of inspiration that sort of came together at the last minute, although don't tell anyone, I'm more professional than that...
A hundred shows is a long, long time
In a hundred shows
And Letrotski, bowl your ball straight please
In a hundred shows
And Vinyl Scratch jams with Octavia, a match
In a hundred shows
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Slice of Life"
I cannot believe LYRA'S the normal one in the relationship.
Or maybe they're both equally weird and that's why it works anyway
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233. Gotta Floss My Donkey
(Note: Sung to the tune of High School Musical 2's "Gotta Go My Own Way")
Sung by Rarity and Fancy Pants
Trying to juggle between Twilight's birthday party and another garden party, Rarity was fast running out of plausible excuses to be absent for a few moments, to a point where they got ridiculous.
To her surprise, everypony still believed her. Trusting souls, or upper class twits? Rarity couldn't decide.
I gotta somehow get away Something about me Needing to leave the room... 'Scuse me, I'll be back soon I need to adjust my makeup now I'll stick around, okay? It’s so hard to say But I gotta juggle two events What the hay...?
I’ve got to head back and go do that thing With the stuff and the um... The whatchamacallit...? I shouldn't take long, go on without me But at least for now I gotta floss my donkey (my donkey)
Don’t wanna leave my friends behind So I'm in both places And I have to think every time Another excuse, saving faces Excuse me, I need to paint my dog I'll stick around, okay? It’s so hard to say Wait a mo, my cupboard needs a trim... What the hay...?
I’ve got to head back and go do that thing With the stuff and the um... The whatchamacallit...? I shouldn't take long, go on without me But at least for now I gotta floss my donkey (my donkey)
What about you? Talk about everything you're up to... Can I be excused...? Of course, do whatever concerns you... I shouldn't take long What are you supposed to do? I gotta prep something outside... ...We ARE outside...
I’ve got to head back and go do that thing With the stuff and the um... The whatchamacallit...? I shouldn't take long, go on without me But at least for now I gotta floss my donkey (my donkey)
I’ve got to head back and go do that thing With the stuff and the um... The whatchamacallit...? I shouldn't take long, go on without me But at least for now I gotta floss my donkey I gotta floss my donkey I gotta floss my donkey
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Sweet And Elite"
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Home On The Range's "Magic Carpet Ride")
Sung by Parcel Post
Parcel Post felt that the purple unicorn could have at least politely told him that the party inside was for somepony else...
Oh well. At least the pink pony gave him a cake.
I like to dream yes, yes, right between my rounds you see I see party stuff to left and to right They could know, you know, they might My birthday date, then the door slammed in my face...
Well, your bluntness was way unkind Why don't you break the news to me gently, girl To this tragic postal guy Before it all got to me I got cake from the pink pony It was fine to some degree What the heck, girl? Wait a sec, girl Then I got sent on my way
The principle's what matters here, They may not know it was today But Sparklebutt just slammed the door Well, she made it clear to go away It's rather rude, you could have simply told me, dude...
Well, your bluntness was way unkind Why don't you break the news to me gently, girl To this tragic postal guy Before it all got to me I got cake from the pink pony It was fine to some degree What the heck, girl? Wait a sec, girl Then I got sent on my way
Author's Note
Based on the episode "The Last Roundup"
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Camp Rock's "Two Stars")
Sung by Applebloom , Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo
Testament to Fluttershy's hidden superpony: this mare can win a staring contest with a cockatrice.
Others say she could catch Rainbow Dash towing a heavy balloon if she wanted to but that's just silly.
Wake up With Fluttershy, her eyes will leave ya cold Stares deep into yer soul She'd make even a basilisk want to curl up an' cry Nopony knows why She breaks your spirit in only seconds
Look at her, look at me
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at her C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at me
Listen Don't play her in a staring contest cos we fear You'd burst into tears, just give in
Look at her, look at me
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at her
It was too much for us, that chicken's eyes hit, oh... Twilight, she just got taken for granite
Look at her, look at me
Look at her, look at me
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at her C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at me C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at her C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, look at me
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Into The Woods's "Agony")
Sung by Octavia and Lyra Heartstrings
When Mayor Mare announced to the citizens of Ponyville that a monster was attacking and that everypony should stay in their homes while Princess Twilight and her friends sorted it out, some panicked.
The savvier ones shrugged, and cancelled dinner with friends for the day.
"I don't mind the monsters, really," remarked Bon-Bon. "All the attacks give us a good chance to do a bit of screaming and running around. Good exercise."
Vinyl Scratch added, "It's great! The last one demolished my house! So I got to redecorate it, one half for me, one half for Tavi! Didn't even need to clean it!"
"And when it's all over we get together as a community and rebuild, then have a picnic out in the town square," said Cloudchaser. "Gotta love those."
Another crisis, Besieging the town, The third attack this week... The Mayor's advice is Some things will go down, Seal all doors and cracks this week.
Apathy...! While I'm staying indoors, I'll fix Vinyl's machine, And play cello to while 'way the hours.
Monster rampages? Been meaning for ages, To redecorate... The work would be tiring, It saves me from hiring Somepony, it's great! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-
Apathy! We could scream and run rings, An attack is good exercise Among other things...
Apathy!It's dinner at home then, I'm working alone then,
Is this not farcical, Routine, Ill-mannered, Annoying, Inconvenient, Tiring, Ill-timed like hay fever A wrench in the plans?
I was going to go bowling today! And I was- Were you now? -'bout to catch a train!
At least all who are outside Will be chased everywhere Fills the lungs with fresh air, And it's bringing jobs, To the construction mobs... Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-
Apathy?Works for me! Though... Have a picnic outside- And go rebuild the town-
It's just not worth the chore.
Author's Note
Based (loosely) on the episode "Slice of Life"
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Bambi's "Looking for Romance")
Sung by Rainbow Dash
Boulder was in Maud's pocket the whole time.
Rainbow was rather salty about it after spending several hours looking. Camouflage was truly the worst game ever.
She brings us a rock And we play Camouflage Like Hide and Seek but large And it's way more intense She brings us a rock Boulder hides and we seek Could have taken a week Searching amidst the grit
I'm seeking that stone Like a pin in a pin factory How the heck are we supposed to see Where that stupid rock's lyin'? I'm seeking that stone And guess what!? When the game was complete She showed it was in her pocket pleat Well that's dung! and YOU'RE dung and I'M dung for even tryin'...
She brings us a rock We thought it's on the floor... And all along, Maud held onto that stone It stayed in her coat and it gets on my goat! This game was just dumb and I vote that we just go home... She brings us a rock Camouflage is Worst Game It's true
Author's Note
Based on the episode "Maud Pie"
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of The Muppet Christmas Carol's "It Feels Like Christmas")
Sung by Twilight Sparkle
When Twilight woke up that morning to see animals with stilt legs and chocolate rain, a physical embodiment of chaos wasn't the reason she thought of first.
There certainly wasn't denying one thing though. It was definitely chaotic.
It's in the raising of a street pony's ire, Is that the reason someone's house is on fire? It's true, wherever you find him It feels like Chaos
A cup of chocolate that fell down from the heavens Chocolate rain all the way up to eleven In all the places you find him It feels like Chaos
It is a huge catastrophe As we all stopped for staring At candy clouds all day, It is the season of the spirit The message, if we hear it Is "CHAOS RULEZ OK"
It's in the popcorn trees that we get all bothered We must do something 'fore the town is all smothered It's all the ways that he has fun That feel like Chaos
A part of this day that'll always stay with me Critters with legs that were as tall as a tree Yes, when I look at all around It feels like Chaos
It is a huge catastrophe As we all stopped for staring At candy clouds all day, It is the season of the spirit The message, if we hear it Is "CHAOS RULEZ OK"
It's in the raising of a street pony's ire, Is that the reason someone's house is on fire? It's true, wherever you find him It feels like Chaos It's true, wherever you find him It feels like Chaos It feels like Chaos It feels like Chaos
My Little Disney 2: Music is Slightly More Magic
(Note: Sung to the tune of Moana's "Shiny")
Sung by Rainbow Dash
Daring Do could only stare in bewilderment as Rainbow dragged what could only be described as an enormous cart of merchandise up to the booth for autographs.
After Quibble Pants followed suit, she decided she needed to lay low from cons for a while and find a nice, relaxing, death-trap-filled tomb.
Well, merchandise hasn't always been this mint
Did you sign all my coffee mugs and mats?
I need you to sign these
Don't you know
Oh, and off the racks, racks, racks,
I just love your books,
Well, well, well
Wait! I have to give you all my house keyrings,
Sign these
Can you try, try, try
Far from the last of my merchandise,
Hoo-wee!
Sign these
I'm gonna need you to sign these
Author's Note
As requested by Starlight Nova
Based on the episode "Stranger than Fan Fiction"
