A random guy finds himself in Equestria (in sum, originality at its height). But as the edgy idiot he is, instead of being amazed and trying to befriend his equine idols, he decides to find some of Equestria's overpowered artifacts in order to obtain infinite might and become a badly written and edgy villain. The only problem is that he really isn't good at anything...

Also, the fic will mostly be composed of monologue (because talking to yourself is a perfectly normal thing to do in any situation) sometimes interrupted by the narrator, to whom the main character will frequently speak (because reasons).

The cover image was brought to you by my amazing drawing skills and some random image of a book from Google.

Totally legit not fake reviews:

10/10 "The best thing I didn't read!" — Me
π/10 "potato" — Also Me
69/10 "Better than John Wick from Fortnite, 100% would read again." — a completely different person that is totally not me

<sub>(If this story ever gets 50 likes, I'll film myself doing the shitty ritual mentioned in the first chapter, but it probably won't happen.)

You wanted it, you got it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWYZSgaxjbg
This might be complete shit, but I did it anyway.</sub>